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Title: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on January 16, 2014, 04:25:32 PM
Ok, what you do is, the first person asks a stupid question, and the next person gives a stupid answer, then asks their own stupid question, and so on, and so forth.

Can my socks eat caterpillars?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Blaggut on January 16, 2014, 07:58:57 PM
No, they eat worms.

Does this curtain want to blow me up?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Cornflower MM on January 16, 2014, 08:48:42 PM
No, just stick a sword in you!
Do my ballet shoes dance by themselves?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: psybox on January 16, 2014, 10:11:11 PM
Of course not, they need help from your best friend's socks!

Which is better, a box that looks like five boxes, or five boxes that look like one?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Shade on January 16, 2014, 10:14:03 PM
Five that look like ten of course! Why does this parrot keep spraying me with petrol?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on January 17, 2014, 01:31:37 AM
B/c you Car-Jacked his car!

why is a raven like a writing desk?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Unimaginative on January 17, 2014, 03:12:23 AM
They both start with R. Logic, of course.

If you have 4 pencils, and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Blaggut on January 17, 2014, 07:12:16 AM
11.

Why am I shooting the floor with a spitgun (my creation)?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on January 17, 2014, 01:52:20 PM
B/c the cat was walking over it.

Why did the sun rise this morning?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 17, 2014, 05:57:43 PM
  WHY DO YOU QUESTION THE SUN'S MOTIVES?!  DOES THE SUN QUESTION YOURS?!?!

  What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Post by: Blazemane on January 17, 2014, 07:28:51 PM
European. Definitely European.

When lakes dry off and turn into ice, where does the water go?
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Post by: Blaggut on January 17, 2014, 08:56:40 PM
Itnto the deep void.

Where do paintings come from?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 17, 2014, 09:14:16 PM
My face

Can I has knife?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 17, 2014, 09:25:10 PM
  If you can buy me a turtle, you can have my knife.

  Why do I eat my M&Ms in a certain order?  (Seriously, I HAVE to eat them in this order:  Blue, green, red, orange, yellow, brown.  If I don't do that, it just BUGS me!)
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 17, 2014, 11:08:20 PM
Because. . . rainbows and chocolate.

Little birdy in the sky. . . *splat
Why'd you do that in my eye?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 17, 2014, 11:19:22 PM
  'Cause he had to.  Duh!  ::)

  Why do I have Carry On My Wayward Son (by Kansas) stuck in my head?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 17, 2014, 11:29:08 PM
I'm not going to tell you >:D

Dirt?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Unimaginative on January 17, 2014, 11:56:27 PM
Nah. Belgium Waffles.

Why did Rainshadow have to get Carry on my wayward son stuck in my head? WHY, RAINY? WHY?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 18, 2014, 12:08:31 AM
Like I said, I'm not going to tell you >:D

How about that, though?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 18, 2014, 12:17:28 AM
  The who, the what, the where, the when, the why?

  Why does Rick Riordan like to tear the hearts out of his readers?

  @Han:  Rainy didn't do anything...  But yeah, he is singing it.  I can hear him all the way downstairs.  Horrible singer!  I feel so sorry for Hitler.
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 18, 2014, 12:20:33 AM
Because he likes forks.

Could you beat that?
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Post by: Leatho Shellhound on January 18, 2014, 01:13:58 AM
100 times under!... I mean over.

Should I say House of Hades book spoilers?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 18, 2014, 01:47:11 AM
nobody cares!

Shall I spleen?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 18, 2014, 01:51:27 AM
  Uh... MONO!  Yeah, mono...

  @Leatho:  DON'T YOU DARE!!  I'M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH THE BOOK!

  Why can't I juggle?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 18, 2014, 04:25:50 AM
Because Juggling can't Rainshadow.  ;D

Why aren't you listening to Daniel Yount?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on January 18, 2014, 04:16:59 PM
B/c I'm milking a fish.
Why is my space hopper trying to kill me?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 18, 2014, 04:24:01 PM
Because it's tired. Give it some Gatorade.

Why do I love to cuddle with Catfish?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 18, 2014, 05:50:47 PM
  'Cause cuttlefish ain't comfy to cuddle with.

  Why can't I find my stupid library?  (It keeps moving!  >:()
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on January 18, 2014, 06:11:36 PM
B/c you weren't ment to find it!

Why is their a mini forest in my room!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on January 18, 2014, 08:03:56 PM
B/c you haven't kept up with the gardening.
Why is my apple getting smaller?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 18, 2014, 09:09:53 PM
  Because I've invented the microscopic shrink ray and it's currently shrinking your apple.  MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

  Can I watch Elementary now?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on January 19, 2014, 12:38:25 PM
Only if you become an Irish dancer.
Why is the world so darn odd?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 19, 2014, 03:10:58 PM
  'Cause dinosaurs are dead.

  Can I fly a plane?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on January 19, 2014, 03:18:27 PM
Yes, but only if a penguin is the co-pilot.

Why is the song I'm listening to not playing?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 19, 2014, 03:52:31 PM
  'Cause video killed the radio star.

  Why did video kill the radio star?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on January 19, 2014, 04:30:19 PM
B/c Radio had stolen Video's ice cream.

Why are horses soooooooo awesome. (especially cobs)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Cornflower MM on January 19, 2014, 06:04:25 PM
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on January 18, 2014, 01:13:58 AM

Should I say House of Hades book spoilers?
YES!!!!YES!!!!!!!!!! The library doesn't have it yet! YES!
Um, anyways..

Because they're the perfect dancers! Why are horses perfect dancers?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on January 20, 2014, 03:47:23 AM
B/c they have riders that dance!

Why do I like thunder storms?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2014, 04:34:29 AM
Because. . . I. . . can.

R u me 2?
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Post by: Amarith Waterspring on January 20, 2014, 12:39:28 PM
If you are able to do a triple back-flip than yes!

Would you ever kiss people randomly on the street?  :-*
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 20, 2014, 06:25:47 PM
  I do that already!  ::)  (NO I DON'T!  ALL OF THESE ANSWERS ARE UNTRUE UNLESS I SAY THEY'RE TRUE!)

  Can I have my pie now?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2014, 07:39:57 PM
Let 'er have it! *splat

Good or bad hand?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Unimaginative on January 20, 2014, 08:22:10 PM
Fluffy Unicorn.

What about me?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2014, 08:29:39 PM
That's classified.

I think I'll take a short nap.
Ever heard of a tall nap?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Shade on January 20, 2014, 09:06:04 PM
Of course, their the best, a little grilled on the side, with a pinch of salt. Do you believe in J?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2014, 09:25:00 PM
All the way to the top.

Bilge berry pie?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Shade on January 20, 2014, 09:32:26 PM
Oh yes please. When can zebras turn inside out?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2014, 09:34:03 PM
When the river can help.

Tasty muffins are death?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 21, 2014, 11:57:52 AM
I'm good, thanks.

" Why did the chicken cross the" *everyone looks at me* "...HIGHWAY!" *Everyone Facepaws*
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 21, 2014, 06:14:30 PM
  'Cause they don't have thumbs.

  Why do fish swim?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 21, 2014, 06:55:29 PM
Cause air is overrated.

Why did I? (yes)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 21, 2014, 07:11:03 PM
  No.

  Meep?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 21, 2014, 07:20:18 PM
Totally.

Murder of crows?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Cornflower MM on January 21, 2014, 10:35:46 PM
No, MurderESS of crows.

Why does no one think of females as murderess'?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 21, 2014, 11:29:56 PM
Because no matter what gender, it's still murder.

Fetta Cheese?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 21, 2014, 11:51:31 PM
  Rawhide bones.

  Will there be another season of Sherlock?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 22, 2014, 02:10:38 AM
Smoking kills, he should have solved that.

Pipe or cigar?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 22, 2014, 02:13:07 AM
Soda.

Double Bass or Viola?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 22, 2014, 02:16:19 AM
Sorry, I can't smart today; I has dumb.

Chocolate brain tastes like chicken. Have you had any?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 22, 2014, 02:19:45 AM
Yes, the Concerto did sound good. Thanks!

Catfish or Death?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 22, 2014, 02:26:01 AM
Garlic powder and butter

Is the derp derping?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 22, 2014, 02:32:05 AM
Pretty darn!

Make me a sandwhich or a sandwitch
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 22, 2014, 02:32:37 AM
  *Turns Norham into a sandwich*

 Do you wanna build a snowman?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 22, 2014, 02:33:28 AM
Let's call him Parson Brown! (Anyone? Please?)

Brownies?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 22, 2014, 02:38:13 AM
  Nah, I've already gone for a jog.

  (And yes, I do know what that's from.  ;)  Frosty the Snowman!)

  Want a sugar cube?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 22, 2014, 02:43:46 AM
Do I look like a horse? (Don't answer that.)

Yaks?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 22, 2014, 02:44:51 AM
Furball. Blegh

Octopus stew?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 22, 2014, 02:45:38 AM
  Too oystery.

  Can kangaroos do kung fu?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 22, 2014, 02:46:17 AM
Seen it already

Does a toe need a hammer?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 22, 2014, 02:46:55 AM
Yours does.   ;D

Oobleck?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 22, 2014, 02:48:43 AM
  Paravillintiniay.

  Paravillintiniay?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 22, 2014, 02:49:30 AM
I'll never give in!

Squirrel tail feathers?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 22, 2014, 02:50:05 AM
  No, I don't eat those.

  Do chickens do the chicken dance?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 22, 2014, 02:50:28 AM
*gasp* How did you know!

Grand Palace of Mazes?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 22, 2014, 02:52:08 AM
I'll never find my foot

Gonzo the Great? Did he catch it?!
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 22, 2014, 02:54:37 AM
Yeah, it was Thiiiiiiis big!

So, can you give me a massage?
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Post by: Rainshadow on January 22, 2014, 02:56:27 AM
  Shocking!

  Are tacos people?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 22, 2014, 02:57:49 AM
Aloe vera ;D

Toe jam or no?
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Post by: Blazemane on January 22, 2014, 02:58:40 AM
You are what you eat.

What'd you eat?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 22, 2014, 03:01:32 AM
Nothing. :(

Can you toss me?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 22, 2014, 03:01:44 AM
Man, apparently.

Rest or not rest?
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Post by: Blazemane on January 22, 2014, 03:07:15 AM
Stagger breathe.

Who took the synchro-laser?!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 22, 2014, 03:18:09 AM
  Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee, have you been eavesdropping?!

  Well, has he?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: psybox on January 22, 2014, 03:23:38 AM
No, it was the invisible person behind him!

Wabbajack?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 22, 2014, 03:31:43 AM
I'm now a demora.

Respite after eating?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 22, 2014, 11:59:51 AM
No, only death can come of this...

Crab Grass?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 22, 2014, 05:46:05 PM
  I'll have two!

  What do snowmen do in summer?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 22, 2014, 05:59:08 PM
Die.

What do Rainshadows do in their spare time?
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Post by: Rainshadow on January 22, 2014, 06:03:42 PM
  Tumblr.  And fangirl.  Fangirling's good, too.

  What do Norhams do in their spare time?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 22, 2014, 06:25:58 PM
Don't ask.

What does a rock do in it's spare time?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 22, 2014, 11:01:32 PM
  Green.  Definitely green.  No, wait, maybe blue.  Or yellow.  How 'bout yellow/blue?

  Where's the beef?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Blazemane on January 22, 2014, 11:19:24 PM
It's not so much a question of where as it is when.

Would you like your ice cream cold or frozen?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 23, 2014, 12:29:08 AM
Oh please. You know I like penguins.

Great weather we're having, amirite?
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 23, 2014, 12:49:12 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 22, 2014, 06:03:42 PM
  What do Norhams do in their spare time?

Actually, Norhams like to draw.  And eat. And sleep. And do Bass. And draw... And eat... And sleep.
Oh yeah, school goes somewhere in there too.  ;D

I live in space. We don't have weather here.

Meep?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 23, 2014, 12:51:59 AM
Peem. Backwards.

Flesh meat?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 23, 2014, 12:55:54 AM
We all know that Rotten Flesh will give you a hunger debuff. Come on, man, get wif' da program!  ;)

*Facepalm?*
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 23, 2014, 03:52:40 AM
  *Faceplam.  Not facepalm.  Faceplam.

  DOES everyone have a water buffalo?
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 23, 2014, 11:53:44 AM
Nope, just Bison.

Green beans?
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Post by: Leatho Shellhound on January 23, 2014, 01:47:46 PM
Not at all.

Why doesn't the grass grow?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 23, 2014, 02:56:41 PM
  Because you can't SEE ninjas, silly!  ::)

  Does everybody have a baby kangaroo?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on January 23, 2014, 04:20:13 PM
Cos, my is pink, but yours is blue!
Do you want to build a snowman?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 23, 2014, 05:29:41 PM
Pyromaniacs don't build snowmen.  :D

Fried eggplants?

Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 23, 2014, 06:20:02 PM
In potatoes.

How does your garden grow?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 23, 2014, 07:19:24 PM
Badly.

Charisma paper?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on January 23, 2014, 09:16:30 PM
You burn it with water.

Does a carrot have legs?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 23, 2014, 09:40:37 PM
That depends.

This or that?
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 23, 2014, 11:22:36 PM
The other thing.

Do you like washcloths?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 23, 2014, 11:39:30 PM
So tasty.

Shall I eat flesh meat?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 24, 2014, 06:09:07 PM
  Maybe a meat dagger, but no more.

  How did you sleep?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 24, 2014, 06:54:09 PM
Easily the best.

Pfeffernuesse or Gingerbread?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 24, 2014, 07:12:23 PM
  Wait, is that one of those 'yo mama' jokes?  'Cause those aren't all that funny...

  Can you juggle a dozen knives?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 24, 2014, 07:19:44 PM
Is that with or without fingers?

Pfeffernusse is a type of Dutch bread, like gingerbread yet baked differently and flavored with molasses. Sorry, just wanted to see if anyone knew what it was.

With or without fingers?
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Post by: Rainshadow on January 24, 2014, 07:29:01 PM
  Half.

  (Sorry, as soon as you said Dutch bread, all I could think of was banket.  Mmm, banket!  Yummy treat.  Really hard to make, though.)

  Would you like some banket?

Banket
  It's a Dutch almond pastry.  Can be called letterbanket, or also almond patties, though my family just calls it almond pastry.  It's so yummy!

(http://odense.com/images/odense/recipes/recipe38-400w.jpg)
[close]
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 24, 2014, 09:54:26 PM
No, only a little milk.

Dryads or Naiads?
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Post by: Rainshadow on January 24, 2014, 10:45:42 PM
  Cry-ads.  (AKA, crying when there are ads before a YouTube video that can't be skipped.  ;))

  Don't you hate it when you can't skip ads?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on January 25, 2014, 12:17:37 AM
I command them to skip!

Why is the sky dark and dropping water and lightning?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 25, 2014, 01:05:28 AM
  'Cause I'm visiting Earth.

  How come it took me a really long time to figure out my sonic screwdriver?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 25, 2014, 02:16:10 AM
Cause IKEA's instructions suck.

How can long cord?
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Post by: Rainshadow on January 25, 2014, 07:57:03 PM
  Chord?  Did someone say chord?  *Plays a chord*

  Why do the three clarinets in band sound like an accordion when they play together?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 25, 2014, 08:15:29 PM
Because accordions are cool. Like bowties.

Willow?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 25, 2014, 08:25:03 PM
  I'm weeping!  :'(  :'(

  Why do I like Leo Valdez so much?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on January 25, 2014, 11:13:56 PM
B/c you are on team Leo.


Why is the sky red?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 25, 2014, 11:55:42 PM
  Because we're on Gallifrey, silly!

  Wait, isn't Gallifrey time locked?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Unimaginative on January 26, 2014, 02:05:49 AM
Aye, but there's a crack through space and time.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 26, 2014, 02:17:32 AM
Great Question, Han! I say potatoes is the answer!

Are hobgoblins supposed to be in your closet? (Cause' there's one in mine)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on January 26, 2014, 03:02:13 PM
  Uhhh...  *Pulls out an old, dusty, leather-bound book*  *Flips through the pages*  Uuuhhhhhh........  No.

  Am I the smart one or the potato one?
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Post by: rachel25 on January 26, 2014, 04:40:07 PM
Pale blue, so no more climbing banana trees in the middle of winter!
Can I eat the stairs?
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Post by: The Shade on January 26, 2014, 05:53:13 PM
Only if the stairs catch the bus. Blue stones?
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 26, 2014, 06:34:29 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 26, 2014, 03:02:13 PM
  Uhhh...  *Pulls out an old, dusty, leather-bound book*  *Flips through the pages*  Uuuhhhhhh........  No.

  Am I the smart one or the potato one?

Stupid potato dwarves.  ;D

No, just squid.

Cardigans?
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Post by: The Shade on January 26, 2014, 06:42:29 PM
Goldfish with kettles.  8)  Should I be eaten by a leather sofa?
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 26, 2014, 07:00:15 PM
No, only a sasquatch.

La-z-boys?
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Post by: The Shade on January 26, 2014, 07:02:31 PM
Negative. Boys in the sink?
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Post by: Leatho Shellhound on January 26, 2014, 07:48:01 PM
They are drowning!

Why would you in-line skate while eating Ice cream?
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Post by: The Shade on January 26, 2014, 07:48:59 PM
No, but I would if I was eating the road. Baskets are?
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Post by: Rainshadow on January 26, 2014, 09:12:35 PM
  You can only ride a buffalo if you have a candy cane!  ::)

  Why are oranges orange?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 27, 2014, 01:10:00 AM
Cause bananas aren't sour.

My precious?
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Post by: Rainshadow on January 27, 2014, 01:31:52 AM
  *Shuffle, shuffle*  *Scratch, scratch*  I AM HERE, MY LOVE.  ;D

  Why do people keep saying they have a crush on me?
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 27, 2014, 03:01:09 AM
*non-stupid answer* I don't know. I guess... You're *awkward pause* likeable?

Why did I have to be the one to answer Rain's question?
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Post by: Rainshadow on January 27, 2014, 04:00:04 AM
  Because I'm evil and I like making you answer awkward questions.  >:D

  Why did I take a perfectly good fanfic character and make her blind?  (Seriously, I had a normal character for, like, a month, then I watched a Monk episode where Monk went blind and went, "Hey, why not make my character blind?"  :P)
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 27, 2014, 04:51:20 AM
That's classified information.

Is this a question.
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 27, 2014, 11:59:02 AM
No, just look at the punctuation. It makes for a pretty weird declarative sentence though!

Industrial crabtraps?
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Post by: Rainshadow on January 27, 2014, 05:28:43 PM
  Chocolate chip cookies.

  Is the answer to this question "no"?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 27, 2014, 07:26:42 PM
Maybe.

How can you ask a question?
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Post by: Rainshadow on January 27, 2014, 07:36:36 PM
  A question is asked like this?

  Why are the Piano Guys so good?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on January 27, 2014, 09:32:53 PM
Cause they can has keys.

Is snow snow when it is snowed on the snow?
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Post by: Rainshadow on January 27, 2014, 09:55:40 PM
  Snow.

  Your thoughts on the current state of cheese?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 27, 2014, 10:24:27 PM
It's definitely matured over the past few weeks. ;D

How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Post by: Rainshadow on January 27, 2014, 10:51:21 PM
  Oh, usually about twelve thousand or so.

  Why did I just go on a hunt for David Tennant GIFs for ten or more minutes?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 27, 2014, 11:07:20 PM
Cause you needed an appropriate response to my response.

Why you overreact?
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Post by: Rainshadow on January 27, 2014, 11:20:21 PM
  I be weirdness.

  You be weirdness?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 27, 2014, 11:33:06 PM
Sometimes weird is normal.

Be you insane?
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Post by: rachel25 on January 28, 2014, 03:50:41 PM
Only when my sausage isn't cooked properly.
Can I poke it?
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Post by: Rainshadow on January 28, 2014, 06:26:02 PM
  With a stick.

  Can I have a stick?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 28, 2014, 07:22:01 PM
Only if you can lift it.

Does the great and powerful Oz?
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Post by: rachel25 on January 29, 2014, 05:37:59 PM
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can't my catfish fly?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 29, 2014, 06:20:32 PM
Seriously? You know that cats don't have to

Does this make my toe look infected?
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Post by: Rainshadow on January 29, 2014, 07:19:02 PM
  Chocolate?!?!  :D

  O brother, where art thou?
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Post by: Leatho Shellhound on January 29, 2014, 07:33:30 PM
he's on Mars

Why is the snow melting?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 29, 2014, 07:53:32 PM
Sun

Why is the rum gone?
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Post by: rachel25 on January 30, 2014, 05:28:36 PM
Pirates of the Caribbean!

It is thus, why isn't my math book eating his stew? 
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 30, 2014, 06:27:05 PM
Mustard, that's why. >:(

Do cows fly?
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Post by: rachel25 on January 30, 2014, 08:25:35 PM
Only if this happens!.....(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RrgsleUztjU/TAgzYVhSNDI/AAAAAAAAADQ/QcAT_fwU7fc/s1600/vlcsnap-2010-06-03-18h55m53s157.jpg)

Why can't I fry eggs on a blanket?   
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 30, 2014, 08:28:39 PM
Plug it in.

Whats that picture from? Looks kinda familiar.

When will horses lay eggs?
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Post by: rachel25 on January 30, 2014, 08:30:14 PM
(Percy Jackson, Lighting Thief)
When the squirrels show them how to!

How can goldfish ride bikes, but not fly airships?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 30, 2014, 08:40:29 PM
Cause their attention span is 3 seconds.

My sister really likes those books and the movie. That's why it seemed familiar.
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Post by: rachel25 on January 30, 2014, 08:44:13 PM
(strange question  :D)
Why don't curtains fall from the sky?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 30, 2014, 09:08:14 PM
Because my question was deleted.

Do fish need air?
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Post by: MatthiasMan on January 30, 2014, 10:07:41 PM
-_- Really? Of course they do, why do you think they flop around in joy when you take them out of the water?


Do you need a water to glass to hold water?
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 30, 2014, 11:15:31 PM
No, just look at the great volcanoes, duh!

Derp?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 31, 2014, 12:14:21 AM
Dolfin-itely.

How do you hug a gift fish?
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Post by: Leatho Shellhound on January 31, 2014, 12:26:27 AM
You shake it in a bag.

Can I kick a soccer ball all the way to the moon?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 31, 2014, 04:49:53 AM
Air pressure.

Do peanuts eat butter?
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Post by: Rainshadow on January 31, 2014, 05:02:19 AM
  Only if a woodchuck chucks wood.

  Should I go swimming in a watermelon patch?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 31, 2014, 05:04:36 AM
Only if you see a bear combing its hair.

Where's Waldo?
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 31, 2014, 12:00:25 PM
In a watermelon patch, swimming with Rainy and Hitler.

Where's Waldo now?
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Post by: Leatho Shellhound on January 31, 2014, 01:45:34 PM
Going fishing

Why am I wearing black clothes?
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Post by: MatthiasMan on January 31, 2014, 01:55:24 PM
Because, you don't like white, or any shade lighter than black.

Why do men die of old age?
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Post by: Ungatt Trunn on January 31, 2014, 03:25:35 PM
Because woman die of REALLY old age.

If there was ever a such thing as blue snow, what color would it be?
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Post by: rachel25 on January 31, 2014, 06:06:28 PM
Sunday!!!

If I have 11 apples, and 10 ice cubs, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 31, 2014, 06:22:41 PM
Toe many. ;D

If the sausage is on the grease, how does the burn snow?
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Post by: Leatho Shellhound on January 31, 2014, 08:09:48 PM
With fire!

How did the horse run faster than the dust of time?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 31, 2014, 08:17:13 PM
Legs.

Does steel have a crystalline structure?
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Post by: Rainshadow on January 31, 2014, 08:46:48 PM
  No, it has a pie structure.

  How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 31, 2014, 09:04:15 PM
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood if it could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

How many boards could a bored horde hoard if a bored horde could hoard boards?
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Post by: Rainshadow on January 31, 2014, 09:36:36 PM
  They would hoard as many boards as a bored horde could hoard if a bored horde could hoard boards.  (That was kinda hard to type out, lol.  :P)

  Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.  How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
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Post by: The Skarzs on January 31, 2014, 10:42:50 PM
One beakful.

How does Superman keep his hair so neat ALL THE TIME?!
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Post by: Rainshadow on January 31, 2014, 11:07:34 PM
  That's his REAL superpower.

  Can I go rollerskating in a buffalo herd?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 01, 2014, 01:58:12 AM
By all means! Just don't come crying to me if one of them squashes you flat.

Shall I go green the harp or next bilge snot bar?
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Post by: rachel25 on February 01, 2014, 03:08:55 PM
Ask me no questions, be told no lies.

I wonder if my pony can fly?
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Post by: Rainshadow on February 01, 2014, 06:58:31 PM
  Only if pigs can, too.

  If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 02, 2014, 04:39:15 AM
Only if you can answer this:

If a tree falls in a forest, and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?
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Post by: rachel25 on February 03, 2014, 07:50:39 PM
Only if it happens on a Monday.

If I stab myself with a needle when I'm asleep, will I feel it?
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Post by: Rainshadow on February 03, 2014, 08:28:06 PM
  You will feel a thousand unicorns prancing on your arm.

  Should I get some ice cream?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 03, 2014, 09:41:18 PM
No. Get me some.

To be, or not to be?
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Post by: Rainshadow on February 03, 2014, 09:44:24 PM
  That is the question.

  Toupee, or not toupee?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 03, 2014, 09:46:42 PM
Tapioca

How shall I bland the verily, with shark smog or respite zeppelin?
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 04, 2014, 12:33:56 AM
I slapped a bush. He wouldn't give in.

Friday or Constantinople?
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Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on February 04, 2014, 12:48:57 AM
who cares? both good like my pig gun.

ice or water for ammo?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 04, 2014, 02:35:25 AM
Icy water

Grows thee high, or shrinks thee low?
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 04, 2014, 11:57:21 AM
Or slaps thee across thy face.

Margarine or Butter?
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Post by: The Shade on February 04, 2014, 12:24:19 PM
Rockpools on toast, with a sprinkling of cows. A grand piano?
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Post by: rachel25 on February 04, 2014, 06:46:11 PM
Better not, I'm on a musical diet.

Would you like a cookie?
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Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on February 04, 2014, 07:10:12 PM
does it have a cake on the cow?

should I make a book for cows?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 04, 2014, 08:17:44 PM
Moo.

Help the grass ride the bilge, or make snail get raided?
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Post by: Rainshadow on February 04, 2014, 11:25:27 PM
  Neither.  The snail be deaded already.

  Why is the snail deaded?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 04, 2014, 11:30:05 PM
Yum yum.
;D

How long is a ways?
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on February 04, 2014, 11:33:54 PM
Too far.

How far is too far?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 04, 2014, 11:37:54 PM
This ---> - <---


Does it go BOOM?
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on February 04, 2014, 11:39:03 PM
No, it goes away.

What is an eggplant?
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Post by: Rainshadow on February 05, 2014, 12:28:34 AM
(http://www.funnyvooz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/406299_319715908120896_562936727_n.jpg)

  Can I stay inside for the rest of the year?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 05, 2014, 12:40:45 AM
That just looks. . . unnatural.

Should I stay inside all night?
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Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on February 05, 2014, 01:08:33 AM
you will get a bad cast of Monday.

sould I buy a house or park
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 05, 2014, 01:10:23 AM
You need a place to put your car.

Do you have a car?
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Post by: Rainshadow on February 05, 2014, 01:17:22 AM
  I do, in fact, have a car.  Here's a lovely picture of my car:

(http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091111191334/spongebob/images/2/2c/The_Wagon.png)

  Doesn't my car look so lovely?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 05, 2014, 01:20:11 AM
I wanted a hot dog. . .
No seriously, a hot dog bus. Saw one IRL and wanted to be in it. So awesome.

Have you seen an odd car?
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 05, 2014, 12:02:46 PM
No, but I've seen some even cars.

Flapjacks or Pancakes?
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Post by: rachel25 on February 05, 2014, 04:57:15 PM
Purple!!!

Should I eat it, or shoot it?
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Post by: The Shade on February 05, 2014, 06:11:58 PM
Hit it with a hammer.

To eat, or not to eat?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 05, 2014, 07:22:56 PM
Gluttony.

Does the bomb fly?
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Post by: The Shade on February 05, 2014, 10:21:11 PM
When its fuse is a stoat, yes. Does the fox say?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 05, 2014, 10:30:44 PM
No.

Shall death?
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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 06, 2014, 12:34:34 AM
Nay.

Vot iz ze fourz o' a pie?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 06, 2014, 12:35:12 AM
2

hey how does?
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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 06, 2014, 12:51:33 AM
Vho?

Vhen ze jedi fell, did ze zittin' duckz take over Zveden?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 06, 2014, 03:04:35 AM
No, the duck did.

Did you root for the Seahawks?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on February 06, 2014, 03:38:56 AM
I rooted for the landeagles.

cream or pie?
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Post by: The Shade on February 06, 2014, 12:36:18 PM
No, because obviously ducks fly. Tiki are?
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Post by: Rainshadow on February 06, 2014, 05:42:40 PM
  Well, tiki can, but I wouldn't suggest it.

  Why do people die when they get mortally wounded?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 06, 2014, 06:44:32 PM
ZEUS!

Did crab meat fish?
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 06, 2014, 07:12:29 PM
No, but the fish crab meat.

Water or smk,fvdnmhisdmcjkamdjicmijamxjiasmjxi?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 06, 2014, 08:28:03 PM
Oh, no. It's most definitely a;dfl;ashljhdpouivneoiyuhsljnv;riueio.

Is the sun hot when its cold?
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Post by: rachel25 on February 06, 2014, 08:47:07 PM
It depends if my cat has sneezed. (I don't have a cat)

Am I Batman?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 06, 2014, 09:17:34 PM
Where's Harvey Dent?! (answer and question)
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Post by: The Shade on February 06, 2014, 10:18:02 PM
Down the repair shop. Which should I get mechanic pig or skater pig?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 06, 2014, 10:32:22 PM
Fire.

Have you seen the muffin man?
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 06, 2014, 11:23:36 PM
Oh, I thought he was edible... Whoops.  :-X

Peppermint Bark or Candy Canes?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 06, 2014, 11:29:28 PM
Furball! Gecgh!

Row your boat?
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 06, 2014, 11:42:16 PM
Gently down the waterfall.

Salami or sausage?
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Post by: MatthiasMan on February 06, 2014, 11:43:44 PM
WATCH OUT FOR SALAMI SAM!  * Salami Sam jumps into river * SPLASH

Do mice derp chess or cheese?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 07, 2014, 12:03:38 AM
Cheese chess.

What am the sky?
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 07, 2014, 12:42:05 AM
Because you doesn't

Why doesn't you not doesn't not do not does not doesn't not do not does disn't don't?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 07, 2014, 03:11:44 AM
Not a word.

How does eat food?
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 07, 2014, 04:37:13 PM
No it doesn't! Are you crazy?

Does you?
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Post by: rachel25 on February 07, 2014, 05:41:00 PM
Um....fried egg..

Can Captain America say the word Fly Fishing backwards?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 07, 2014, 06:26:03 PM
Racecar backwards is racecar

Does it make sense that I sense?
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Post by: The Shade on February 07, 2014, 09:07:51 PM
Yes, only when the socks are wet. Can Kit Fisto face a fist first?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 07, 2014, 09:20:45 PM
Who does?

Great minds think differently?
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Post by: rachel25 on February 08, 2014, 02:15:43 PM
Only if the taxi driver says so.

Why can't lizards use light sabres?
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Post by: Rusvul on February 08, 2014, 03:18:33 PM
Because phasers are better.

Why do potatoes much yummy?
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Post by: rachel25 on February 08, 2014, 05:46:08 PM
Cos leopards don't trust salads!

Why is Rainshadow afraid of ninja cheese?
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Post by: Rainshadow on February 08, 2014, 07:23:47 PM
  Because salsa dances.

  EXTERMINATE?!?!
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Post by: The Shade on February 08, 2014, 07:26:34 PM
No, etanimretxe. This smiley? ^-^
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Post by: Ungatt Trunn on February 08, 2014, 08:50:01 PM
It looks like a smiley sleeping.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
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Post by: rachel25 on February 08, 2014, 09:06:11 PM
It is because I get out my chainsaw!!!

Why hasn't my computer kicked me off, even though it's after nine o'clock?
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Post by: Ungatt Trunn on February 08, 2014, 09:51:55 PM
Because it doesn't have legs!

Is a coconut some sort of mammal?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 09, 2014, 05:20:40 AM
It's a crustacean, I think.

Hat films?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 09, 2014, 04:33:12 PM
  Stupid squirrel!

  Snow day?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on February 09, 2014, 05:23:59 PM
Happy lasagne!

where is my unknown sock puppet? 
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Post by: Rainshadow on February 09, 2014, 05:30:33 PM
  It's on your foot, of course.  ::)

  Should I go into the light?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on February 09, 2014, 05:34:03 PM
Only if it can sing.

Should I scream about fish?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: MatthiasMan on February 09, 2014, 06:26:23 PM
I scream "AHH"

You scream "AHH"

We all scream "AHH"

For ice cream. . .

Child: But I don't ice cream.

Me: Then scream for cake.

Child: But I don't want cake. I want PRESENTS!

Me: Then scream for presents.


Child: PRESSSSSSSSSENTSSSSSS


AM I DREAMIN?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 09, 2014, 07:37:42 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/Owl_City_-_Maybe_I'm_Dreaming.jpg)

  Are dragons real?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: MatthiasMan on February 10, 2014, 12:23:05 AM
YES. YOU KNOW IT!

How do I grammar?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 10, 2014, 12:43:23 AM
G. R. A. M. M. A. R.

The short answer is "Because I can."
What's the long answer?
(If anyone gets this reference, you like Dilbert)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on February 10, 2014, 02:45:19 AM
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608007471816380292&w=375&h=360&c=7&rs=1&qlt=80&pid=1.7)




do I like candy? I don't know
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 10, 2014, 03:12:57 AM
  No, it's a stupid film!

  People ask why the rum is gone, but no one asks where the rum went...

  Where did the rum go?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 10, 2014, 04:46:17 AM
DOWN MY GULLET!

What is a gullet?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 10, 2014, 05:38:48 PM
  A mullet?  Did you say mullet?  Bullet?  Was that what you said?  Well, a mullet is the dorkiest hairstyle in the world, its description being "Business in the front, party in the back", and a bullet... well, you should know what that is.

  Do your ears hang low?  Do they wobble to and fro?  Can you tie them in a knot?  Can you tie them in a bow?  Can you throw them over shoulder like a continental soldier?  Do your ears hang low?
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 10, 2014, 05:56:44 PM
Lopsided.

Am I sick?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 10, 2014, 06:05:08 PM
  I don't know... are you?

  Why do I have to have my blood drawn?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 10, 2014, 06:06:33 PM
Cause you are more sick than I.

Am did this, or how doth what?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 10, 2014, 07:47:47 PM
  I believe the answer would be ice cream.

  Squirrel?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Shade on February 10, 2014, 07:56:02 PM
Puppy. Shrunken deer?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 10, 2014, 10:10:30 PM
Jerky.

Grab the vine?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 10, 2014, 11:46:40 PM
Well, it depends. Is the camel tuesday?

Well, is the camel tuesday?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 10, 2014, 11:52:22 PM
It's Friday, Friday. . .

How now, brown cow?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on February 11, 2014, 01:03:38 AM
Get a green cow now!

2+2=5?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 11, 2014, 01:21:51 AM
Cigar.

One lump or two?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 11, 2014, 04:36:32 PM
  Oh, six or seven.

  Why is my tongue green?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on February 11, 2014, 06:01:35 PM
Cos that's the colour I painted it.

Why can't I buy this fluffy piranha?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 11, 2014, 06:46:52 PM
The natives are restless.

Why are the natives restless?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 11, 2014, 08:22:41 PM
  Because chocolate.

  Where was I when the rockets came to life and carried you away into the alligator sky?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on February 11, 2014, 08:48:05 PM
In Switzerland, getting married to a pineapple.

Why was Rainshadow getting married to a pineapple? 
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Post by: The Skarzs on February 11, 2014, 09:12:14 PM
She isn't human!

What in tarnation?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 12, 2014, 01:11:47 AM
  I believe you mean coronation.

  What in coronation?!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 12, 2014, 01:15:23 AM
GGGGOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

How does the eht seod woh?
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Post by: Rainshadow on February 12, 2014, 01:24:56 AM
  I don't know.wonk t'nod I

  Why can't girls grow beards?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 12, 2014, 01:56:55 AM
Face ecaf racecar

Should I let the jelly gods know they can release the butterfly destroyers?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on February 13, 2014, 05:08:24 PM
Are you crazy? NOOOOOOOOOO!

Should I buy I monkey translator?

Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 13, 2014, 07:39:38 PM
I don't know if they would say anything you want to hear.

Heat the fire, it's getting cold?
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Post by: Rusvul on February 14, 2014, 02:55:21 PM
But.. But... I don't want to have a bucket of paint on my head!

Life, the Universe, and Everything?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on February 14, 2014, 05:40:42 PM
Nah, just hand me the salad.

(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/winking-smiley-crowd-happy-smileys-5365701.jpg) is that creepy or disturbing?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 14, 2014, 06:13:23 PM
  Creepsturbing.

  If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 15, 2014, 02:55:44 AM
Peter Piper picked a pint of pickled peppers, that's how many peppers Peter Piper Picked.

Is there supposed to be a hand reaching out of the darkness?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 15, 2014, 04:32:48 AM
My big toe.

How does the thumb go?
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Post by: The Shade on February 15, 2014, 03:50:03 PM
Down the highway, turn left at the lights, and straight into the canal. Yeah.

Why not?
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on February 15, 2014, 04:07:40 PM
Because.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on February 15, 2014, 07:34:16 PM
Stop going on about the music concert!

Sooooooo, eggs anyone?   
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 15, 2014, 09:37:52 PM
  NO CAPES!

  Can I have some ice cream, Mommy?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 16, 2014, 03:44:00 AM
Gonna rip yer mouth off.

What is the difference between a slug and a three inch long living booger?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rusvul on February 16, 2014, 04:02:00 AM
Because logic.

Why did the paradoxical holographic antipolarized warp matrix cross the road?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on February 16, 2014, 04:35:47 AM
B/c it wanted to be run over.

Why is the ground shaking?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 16, 2014, 06:37:54 AM
Dental care is overrated. ;D

Does a cat go moo?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 17, 2014, 12:46:34 AM
  Cow goes RING DING DING DING DING!

  Why does cow go RING DING DING DING DING?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 17, 2014, 12:51:15 AM
Bow and arrow death.

How can die?
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 17, 2014, 11:56:47 AM
Because I.

Why did the        cross the void?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on February 17, 2014, 08:46:21 PM
Go ask the frog!

Do you want to build a snowman?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 17, 2014, 09:17:18 PM
  Go away, Anna!

  Wanna have a blow war?  (Meaning, blow as hard as you can at one person and see who can be the loudest.)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 17, 2014, 10:19:08 PM
I have a fan fiction.
Hahaahahahah *snort

Draining water?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 17, 2014, 10:50:56 PM
Under the sea.

Yellow, or Turquoise
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 17, 2014, 11:00:30 PM
Bludgeon.

Shall the stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 17, 2014, 11:02:48 PM
  They shall.

  Why do birds fly?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 17, 2014, 11:05:34 PM
Pasture patties (if you know what I mean)

Cow pies?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 17, 2014, 11:09:51 PM
No, but the fudge was good.

Mystery Science Theater?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 17, 2014, 11:12:25 PM
  Nah, I'm good with vanilla.

  Can I have a taco?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 17, 2014, 11:13:33 PM
Only if the bees are tucked in.

Honey bunny gunny funny?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 17, 2014, 11:19:55 PM
Only a small quantum enchilada for now, dearie.

Can I make a phone-call?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 17, 2014, 11:25:02 PM
Eat the banana.

Does the gorilla eat toes?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on February 18, 2014, 05:35:11 PM
Only the ones that fly.

Are your teeth Purple?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 18, 2014, 06:53:55 PM
  No, birds swim!

  Can I have your time machine?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 19, 2014, 12:41:44 AM
Steve Jobs borrowed it and hasn't given it back.

Does the herp derp?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 19, 2014, 01:14:14 AM
No, only I derp.

Does the Skarzs derp?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 19, 2014, 01:30:25 AM
No, I pull a Skarzs. Copyright term. ;D

A rolling stone gathers moss?
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 19, 2014, 01:51:14 AM
Yes, I hope they do.  ;D

Does the?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 19, 2014, 01:52:40 AM
Birds.

I heard a B1RD.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 19, 2014, 01:53:15 AM
  No you didn't, that was a Dalek bird!

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/1551e0f3babe13d394b96de3bc6a3e46/tumblr_mz5etgXR9V1srzrtyo1_500.gif)

  (Yes, that is a valid question.)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 19, 2014, 01:53:56 AM
Doctor, calm yourself.

Does the what go where?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rusvul on February 19, 2014, 02:16:24 PM
Nope, instead, I break the game.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Shade on February 19, 2014, 03:53:41 PM
Than fix nit. And wool.

Jabba fleerp?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 19, 2014, 04:37:21 PM
No, Jabba the Hut.

Dolbear?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rusvul on February 19, 2014, 04:40:20 PM
Potatoez. Yumz.
Yumz? Potatoez?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 19, 2014, 05:34:43 PM
How much salt?

Die potato?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 19, 2014, 06:17:46 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 19, 2014, 01:53:56 AM
Doctor, calm yourself.

Does the what go where?

  *Cough*  Sherlock, not Doctor.  *Cough*

  O brother, where art thou?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 19, 2014, 06:48:18 PM
School.

You mad, bro?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 19, 2014, 06:55:20 PM
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv96pfcAz91qm6rw8.gif)

  Are you bovvered?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 19, 2014, 07:40:43 PM
Brothered.

How Long is a Chinaman?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on February 19, 2014, 08:28:01 PM
(http://www.pitoche.com/gifs/249.gif)

Please sir, may I have some more?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 19, 2014, 09:24:04 PM
Did you say, "Some oar?" (question and answer)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 19, 2014, 09:35:11 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/73d6e467ce1bc88d333906ae0e02ca83/tumblr_myzlmyiFga1qa2qi2o7_250.gif)

  Cowlicks aren't contagious, are they?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 19, 2014, 11:10:34 PM
Mineral oils.

Shall I get narcosis?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on February 21, 2014, 11:43:43 AM
No, you shall get a pat in the face.
Can I have an outer space?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rusvul on February 21, 2014, 02:44:42 PM
Enterprise.

Terok Nor?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on February 21, 2014, 05:11:04 PM
I hate fly fishing!

Do you like my socks?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 21, 2014, 05:29:28 PM
I smell something. . .

What do I smell?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Shade on February 21, 2014, 10:15:48 PM
Frogflyer.

Obbina, order?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 22, 2014, 12:31:59 AM
Be, boh, badaba.

Is there hair?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rusvul on February 22, 2014, 05:38:37 AM
Yes. About two feet of it. On my head.

Can I cast a Curse of Blight on you?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 22, 2014, 05:52:41 AM
I'm a troll. Deal with it.

Does a troll need sunlight?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 22, 2014, 12:36:51 PM
No, sunlight causes problems...

Asymmetrical pancakes?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on February 22, 2014, 08:40:48 PM
Cooked breakfast served in my room!

That's all I ask of you!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 22, 2014, 09:00:59 PM
  Learn to be lonely, my dear.  ::)

  Wait, so they said that everybody has a water buffalo, so why don't I have a water buffalo?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on February 22, 2014, 10:18:09 PM
B/c you can't take it back with you to Mars!

Do you like my blue jay mask I made?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 22, 2014, 10:53:39 PM
  Squawk!

  Why can't I kill Claptrap?  (Seriously, every now and then I'll actually shoot him, just to see if I'm allowed to.  So far, no good.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 23, 2014, 02:47:32 AM
Claptrap?

Shiver me timbers! What's that?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 23, 2014, 04:27:37 AM
It's a croc!

Smee?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 23, 2014, 03:00:42 PM
  No, I don't Smee anything.

  Where can I purchase this "life"?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 24, 2014, 02:52:35 AM
Sadly, there's no app for that.

YGS?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 24, 2014, 05:08:28 AM
Take some Tylenol for that and call me later.

Should this be topic friendly?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 25, 2014, 02:15:14 AM
No.  >:(

Should this topic buuuuuurrrn?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 25, 2014, 02:33:15 AM
I think we both know the answer to that.

Oil or gas?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on February 25, 2014, 02:59:57 AM
fried chicken

this >:( or this ;D
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 25, 2014, 04:04:55 AM
>:D

Is evil all bad?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 25, 2014, 11:49:19 AM
Yep.

Should you ask a nom?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 25, 2014, 05:42:09 PM
Ya mon.

Dat an outrageous cay?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 26, 2014, 02:54:08 AM
What? How dare you insult Bobby!

Catfish or Cod?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on February 26, 2014, 03:03:46 AM
Catcod

Why did the person in the car wave while I was running?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 26, 2014, 03:31:47 AM
  Because it's your true love come to rescue you from the dangers of running.

  Yesterday was Tuesday, right?  But today is Tuesday, too!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 26, 2014, 03:50:41 AM
Time lords are time lords. Time is irrelevant.

Can the truth be nicer next time?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 26, 2014, 11:54:36 AM
No.   >:(

Can you  ;D ?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Shade on February 26, 2014, 12:56:32 PM
Nuts and raisins go really well. Hih one?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 26, 2014, 05:56:42 PM
I'm a mole.

Can I have some noxious fumes?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 26, 2014, 07:18:33 PM
  Go to jail!  Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

  Are you callin' me a liar?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 26, 2014, 07:32:42 PM
Yes.



Am I overreacting?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Shade on February 26, 2014, 07:35:03 PM
Yeah...
Erm...
Sooo...

First letter.  ;)

Murry or Curry?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 26, 2014, 08:26:27 PM
Seasons pass and go.
I shall go pass gas this season.

What does broccoli do?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on February 26, 2014, 08:38:22 PM
  Clogs the arteries of the unborn.

  Who's awesome?!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 26, 2014, 09:16:46 PM
Gooberboy.

How dare you say Gooberboy's name in vain?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 27, 2014, 12:19:59 AM
No.

Homestuck?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 27, 2014, 12:51:21 AM
I hope that does not mean what I think it means.

Is effort in vain?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on February 27, 2014, 07:07:14 AM
The pie is problematically short.
Do smileys fire automatically?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 28, 2014, 02:59:07 AM
I fire them.

Did you just?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 28, 2014, 06:18:06 AM
I'm not going to tell.

Why so serious?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on February 28, 2014, 12:00:33 PM
Because of these scars.

Where does he get those wonderful toys?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on February 28, 2014, 03:48:33 PM
From that thrift shop down the road.

Where's the pizza?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Shade on February 28, 2014, 05:54:39 PM
Because of a bomb. Obi-bomb?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on February 28, 2014, 06:17:19 PM
Rabbit season!

Duck Season?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Shade on February 28, 2014, 06:32:16 PM
Tikka masala. Revamped wallpaper?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on March 01, 2014, 12:45:03 AM
Because renovated textboxes smack.
Why should I not have no pieces?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 01, 2014, 01:20:43 AM
Non est intellectua.

Roma in Italia est?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on March 01, 2014, 05:09:44 PM
Time for tea!

Oh where is my hairbrush?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Shade on March 01, 2014, 07:13:54 PM
Down ze vonerful telephone line 'o courze! Why shouldn't I leave my keys here?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on March 02, 2014, 05:04:39 PM
So I can look after them for you.  >:D

Why??????????????
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 03, 2014, 01:59:37 AM
Because I can.

Are the Hobbits in Isengard?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on March 03, 2014, 12:00:04 PM
No, but they're on their way.  ;D

Why are the Hobbits being taken to Isengard? TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on March 03, 2014, 01:44:29 PM
You're the kings and Queens of old...



Have you seen that ^ before?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 03, 2014, 02:52:23 PM
Howdeedoodee.

R U me 2?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on March 03, 2014, 03:13:55 PM
55%

What did you say?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on March 03, 2014, 04:52:40 PM
Yipidie-doo-da-day, of course!

Why is the sky green?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on March 03, 2014, 08:54:03 PM
54%

call 999!!!! I just ran over a gummy bear!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 04, 2014, 05:35:08 AM
I'm sorry. Your call has been transferred to an automatic emergency voice message system. Press 1 to talk to another annoying computer. Press 2 to complain. Press 3 to dial again. Press 4 to get a sandwich. Press 5 to shoot yourself. Press 6 to call again. Press 7. . .

Can this go on?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on March 04, 2014, 01:55:12 PM
Yes?

how do you turn eeeeeeevvvvvvviiiiiillllll!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 04, 2014, 04:25:28 PM
Is that a trick question?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on March 05, 2014, 01:44:33 AM
Good question Skarzs, tacos.

Can you just not?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on March 05, 2014, 01:56:03 AM
No I couldn't not.

can you throw a knife?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on March 05, 2014, 02:27:15 AM
I can, sort of. I learned near the beginning of summer.

Can you?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on March 05, 2014, 02:28:08 AM
I have the wrong knives.

Can I swim?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on March 05, 2014, 02:29:36 AM
I was using a split scissor!  :D

Do you know how to throw axes?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 05, 2014, 07:42:04 AM
I warned you not to touch the slime.

Is that in the right place?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on March 05, 2014, 11:42:59 AM
Yes, but no.

Cans or tins?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 05, 2014, 04:31:47 PM
Metal containers.

Tekkit or FTB (no brainer)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on March 05, 2014, 05:28:01 PM
  Hexxit!  (It was weird, I had a dream last night that Rus was trying to get me to play Feed the Beast with him.  :P)

  Why was Rus trying to get me to play FTB?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 05, 2014, 05:53:21 PM
Apples!

Why is insane?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on March 05, 2014, 06:15:24 PM
  'Cause insane insane doctor dude.

  Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 05, 2014, 07:19:23 PM
Six. Feet. Under. ;D

Is this six feet under?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on March 05, 2014, 07:36:38 PM
  No, that's twenty-three.

  Why are squares?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 05, 2014, 07:59:32 PM
There are 27,878,400 feet in a square mile.

Why did I do that without a calculator? No, seriously. Why?!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on March 05, 2014, 11:24:41 PM
Potato biscuits and aliens.

Martian or Gallifreyan?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on March 06, 2014, 03:58:49 PM
Cookies!

Under the sea?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on March 07, 2014, 12:11:28 AM
And out into space.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on March 16, 2014, 09:06:22 PM
Because I love you.

Why is my watch singing opera?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on March 17, 2014, 04:22:33 PM
  Because it's lunchtime, Mr. Fox!

  Why is my sister obsessed with Rhett and Link?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 17, 2014, 06:02:18 PM
I believe I can fly!

Is this a good idea? >:D
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on March 18, 2014, 11:17:15 PM
Nope.

Can you do derp?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jukka the Sling on March 21, 2014, 01:20:05 PM
1337.

Why do Jedi eat pizza?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on March 21, 2014, 01:27:45 PM
Because of this >  >:(

Why did the dead squirrel die?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 21, 2014, 04:38:46 PM
Foooooood.

Why did the goose cross the road, waddling very, very slowly?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jukka the Sling on March 21, 2014, 06:09:12 PM
Because it wanted to get run over.

Why do people write fan fiction?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on March 26, 2014, 06:46:08 PM
Because of a peach.

Why do people smile?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on March 27, 2014, 02:33:37 AM
 >:( They don't.

Why doesn't my pony fly?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on March 27, 2014, 02:39:01 AM
It has a little sister  ;D

Why am I happily stupid... er, feeling happy and stupid, er... feeling happy because I feel stupid, er...?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 27, 2014, 03:30:05 AM
You are drunk.

What am the sky?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: redwallbro on March 27, 2014, 01:24:16 PM
Because of Salamandastron.

Why does Mossflower have October Ale?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on March 27, 2014, 02:23:41 PM
Because of Charlie.

Why do people sleep?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 27, 2014, 05:11:35 PM
Flies crawl slowly.

How does eat food?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on March 27, 2014, 08:10:58 PM
Watch out your in the splash zone!

Oh, old Mc, what's his face?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Shade on March 27, 2014, 08:34:21 PM
Here's some brofist for ya.

What is it, and why is it coming down?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on March 27, 2014, 08:40:35 PM
(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/-IcGvBE5xfg/hqdefault.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e76c25283402ee95d481652b20163008/tumblr_mhyxixM6CO1rte9hco1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 27, 2014, 09:00:31 PM
Blooop. Unidentified error. Question impossible to answer. Rebooting.

Is face great?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on March 28, 2014, 12:05:03 AM
Face off.

Wax on?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 28, 2014, 12:41:05 AM
Slide to the left!

Clap for the plants?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on March 28, 2014, 03:58:20 PM
Then turn!

Hand the fish a cupcake?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on March 28, 2014, 04:07:12 PM
But why not hand the turtle a fish with a cupcake?

Fish or Chips with my pasta?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on March 28, 2014, 04:33:01 PM
Venison.
You like? 
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 28, 2014, 04:56:16 PM
NI!

What is your favorite color?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jukka the Sling on March 28, 2014, 07:44:43 PM
Stegosaurus.

Why is the ankle green?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on March 29, 2014, 03:39:05 PM
I told it to be!

How can I touch my nose to my elbow?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 29, 2014, 05:52:13 PM
I put the peanut butter in the mayonnaise.

Why did I put the peanut butter in the mayonnaise?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on March 29, 2014, 10:51:41 PM
because 38+40= 3,480!!

how come a giant is trying to squash me and I am still able to post?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kitsune on March 30, 2014, 12:08:26 AM
The clouds turned into jello.

Who do I like?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 30, 2014, 03:05:49 AM
Potato.

Potato?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on March 30, 2014, 07:32:20 PM
So the sea cucumber said to the mollusk. . .

Why did you steal the cookie?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on March 30, 2014, 08:00:35 PM
No comment.

High five?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 30, 2014, 10:25:32 PM
But. . . the grumble was funny!

If I say jump, do you say 'cow pie?'?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on March 31, 2014, 01:00:00 AM
Broccoli.

This is a false statment?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on March 31, 2014, 02:24:52 AM
MAYBE.

Can you answer this truthfully?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on March 31, 2014, 01:18:00 PM
No.

How can I say burty?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 01, 2014, 04:16:39 PM
Fishy goo!

Why is the ceiling above us?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: 321tumbler on April 01, 2014, 05:03:05 PM
It's actually below.

What's the real color of the universe?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 01, 2014, 05:32:51 PM
Yellow.

What is wrong with me?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 01, 2014, 06:37:27 PM
Your very existence.

Am I a troll?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on April 01, 2014, 07:02:10 PM
  Can pigs fly?

  Well, can they?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kitsune on April 01, 2014, 10:03:34 PM
If you stuff them into a laptop!

Is my soda real?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 01, 2014, 10:05:40 PM
No, It's a couch.

Am I a Junior Member?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kitsune on April 01, 2014, 10:07:10 PM
No, you are a submarine. See the propellers and the fins?

Am I a submarine, too?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 01, 2014, 10:21:51 PM
Turtling.

Can the top be alone?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 03, 2014, 02:11:03 AM
Totally!

Are cars fish?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 03, 2014, 02:15:50 AM
Is that your question? ;D
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 03, 2014, 12:19:17 PM
Is that yours?

Why did the ceiling explode?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 03, 2014, 05:18:44 PM
Because. . . pineapples.

Can this be true?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 03, 2014, 05:39:17 PM
Yes.

Am I dead?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on April 05, 2014, 01:29:19 PM
Half yes half no  :o

Can I eat a ladybug?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 05, 2014, 04:55:05 PM
Only mostly.

Did the yo-yo go "ho ho"?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 08, 2014, 08:11:54 PM
No way! 'cause if the yo-yo went ho ho, then it would explode!

Did the chair turn into a duck?!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kitsune on April 08, 2014, 09:33:55 PM
Unfortunately yes, do to its overexposure to sunlight and vitamins. I am sorry to inform you. :(

Why did my hair spontaneously combust?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 08, 2014, 09:42:21 PM
Magnifying glass.

Why did I put the peanut butter in the mayonnaise?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 08, 2014, 10:52:57 PM
Because (http://govandc.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/spider_man.jpg)

Why did spiderman spontaneously combust?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 08, 2014, 11:07:00 PM
It's a rare and unexplained phenomenon, but it happens.

Can my pony fly?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rusvul on April 09, 2014, 03:58:05 PM
Oh.

Oh?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 09, 2014, 05:37:27 PM
Ho ho HO ho ho ho.

Did I tell you to get off the dog?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on April 09, 2014, 05:52:38 PM
  I like turtles.

  When will my life begin?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rusvul on April 09, 2014, 05:55:10 PM
'From the time we are born, the time we're alive, we're waiting for our stories to start..'

Purpletatoes.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 09, 2014, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on April 09, 2014, 05:52:38 PM
  When will my life begin?
When you take it out of the jar you keep it in. ;D JK.

Tasty.

Is the moss choking your grass?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on April 09, 2014, 05:58:26 PM
  ...Maybe...

  Is Wonwill a grapefruit?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 09, 2014, 05:59:57 PM
Oh, so THAT'S why he isn't here. . . I, um, found him.
And ate him.

With sugar.


Did he taste good?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on April 09, 2014, 06:00:54 PM
NO!

NO?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 09, 2014, 06:01:52 PM
Yes!

Did Charlie explode?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on April 09, 2014, 06:02:52 PM
  He bit my finger.

  Where is my hairbrush?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 09, 2014, 06:09:55 PM
No hair, no where. . .

Is my grumble amazing?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on April 09, 2014, 06:19:40 PM
NO!

Everybody got a baby kangaroo....
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 09, 2014, 06:20:31 PM
DOOR!

Shall I hop?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 09, 2014, 08:09:11 PM
Only on a giant a pink hippo!

DiD tHe DiRt FaLl?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kitsune on April 09, 2014, 10:31:38 PM
Only if you ate the unitato. :P

What is a unitato?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 09, 2014, 11:20:54 PM
Knock Knock!
Who's there!
*door slams in guy's face
THE DOOR!

Why is ASDF funny?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 09, 2014, 11:22:40 PM
Because. . . pineapples.

Is there a reason?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on April 09, 2014, 11:27:41 PM
  Reasons are overrated.

  Is this a relevant question?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 09, 2014, 11:31:16 PM
If the geese fly.

Did you just shoot the door?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 09, 2014, 11:39:50 PM
It was a 'quack'. ;D

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the lollipop?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on April 09, 2014, 11:43:52 PM
  3,587,291 licks.  Trust me, I'm a scientist.

  Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, O Romeo?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 09, 2014, 11:44:52 PM
I thought I told you to leave me alone when I'm taking a shower!

Do you have dandruff?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on April 10, 2014, 12:44:14 AM
  (Why are you on the forum whilst taking a shower?!?!  :o  :o  ;D)

  ...No, it's just snowing... in my hair.

  Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 10, 2014, 12:45:09 AM
In my LOL train.

When is the next stop?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rusvul on April 10, 2014, 12:57:47 AM
The Borg Trans-warp hub.

The Borg Trans-warp hub?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 10, 2014, 01:46:11 AM
Delete!

Where did I put my Nuclear Pie?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on April 10, 2014, 02:00:51 AM
  NUCLEAR!  (Brownie points to whoever gets the reference!)

  NUCLEAR?!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 10, 2014, 02:06:18 AM
>:D

Is this evel? >:D
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jetthebinturong on April 10, 2014, 02:06:47 AM
No

Is green a creative colour?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 10, 2014, 02:08:43 AM
Food.

  (_            _)
      \        /
     O        O
     _______
     \_|_|_|_/
      \_|_|_|/
Is this an abomination?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on April 10, 2014, 03:05:52 AM
  EVIL BUNNY OF DEATH.

  EVIL BUNNY OF DEATH?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 10, 2014, 04:18:29 AM
No.

Can I vouch for a can, or couch on a van?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rusvul on April 10, 2014, 04:27:49 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on April 10, 2014, 02:00:51 AM
  NUCLEAR!  (Brownie points to whoever gets the reference!)

  NUCLEAR?!
...The word NUCLEAR is a reference? Nucular would most certainly be... (Einworb stniop ot reveohw steg eht ecnerefer!)


Neither.

Neither?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 10, 2014, 04:28:45 AM
THAT'S NOT A DANG WORD!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on April 10, 2014, 04:30:25 AM
  Both.

  @Rus:  It's from the movie Get Smart.  One of the characters (I believe it's George Bush, but I can't remember 'cause it's been awhile since I've seen it) says "Nucular", and Chief shouts, "NUCLEAR!".  ;D

  Would you like some Girl Scout cookies?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on April 10, 2014, 04:38:57 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on April 10, 2014, 04:30:25 AM
  @Rus:  It's from the movie Get Smart.  One of the characters (I believe it's George Bush, but I can't remember 'cause it's been awhile since I've seen it) says "Nucular", and Chief shouts, "NUCLEAR!".  ;D


I used to watch Get Smart!


Sure, a cookie is a cookie.


why am I excited about next week?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 10, 2014, 11:46:47 PM
'cause a crocodile ate your toothbrush.

How did my pillow get disintegrated?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 11, 2014, 02:23:18 AM
Because, llamas.

DDBs?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kitsune on April 11, 2014, 02:43:20 AM
Cherry muffins of nothing!

?sdrawkcab gnitirw I ma yhW
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 11, 2014, 04:36:57 AM
We both know the answer to that.

Hey, have you heard of *Classified Information*?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 11, 2014, 11:56:27 AM
Yep.

Why do geese fly in flocks?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 11, 2014, 07:14:53 PM
'cause I live in a couch.

Why did the bar of soap slide down the hill?!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 11, 2014, 07:16:08 PM
Shivers.

Bilgeberry pie?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kitsune on April 11, 2014, 10:59:26 PM
Bootstrap twinkly!

Plumbsy puddin?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 12, 2014, 03:26:11 AM
Skilly'n Duff

Napkins?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on April 12, 2014, 03:33:52 AM
a bird, watch it fly.

The seven seas
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Post by: The Skarzs on April 12, 2014, 04:50:12 AM
I. . . gotta go. . .

Is there minerals in the toilet?
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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on April 12, 2014, 10:18:45 AM
Because you lack poetry.

Why is there a piece of hair on my alarm clock?
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Post by: The Skarzs on April 12, 2014, 05:12:29 PM
Because you have not seen the poetic things I have written.

Does the stream run green?
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Post by: Kitsune on April 12, 2014, 11:55:10 PM
No, the cheeseburger likes sheep.

What?
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Post by: Amarith Waterspring on April 13, 2014, 12:53:22 AM
Why.

do flowers have ears?
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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 14, 2014, 02:58:51 AM
Nope, just corn.

Does this make me look like a bat?
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Post by: The Skarzs on April 14, 2014, 03:17:23 AM
No, a bowling ball.

Can I get crazier?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on April 15, 2014, 01:23:47 AM
  Only if birds fly!

  Wait, what?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on April 15, 2014, 02:22:53 PM
why.

Is this a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 15, 2014, 08:33:18 PM
Potatoes!

Flying feet?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 16, 2014, 02:32:36 AM
Turtles have nothing to do with my french fries, thanks!

Wargarble?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 16, 2014, 02:54:33 AM
Sounds like food to me.

Does a troll make real stuff?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on April 16, 2014, 03:32:12 AM
  Hmm...  I believe A is the correct answer?

  Is A the correct answer?
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Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 18, 2014, 03:19:06 PM
No, it's B.

Do potatoes have eyes?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on April 18, 2014, 07:36:45 PM
(http://puzzles-games.eu/data/media/3/Toy-Story-3-Mrs.Potato-and-Mr.Potato-Wallpaper.jpg)

  Mr. Potato Head for president?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 20, 2014, 02:48:03 AM
Garfield and Babe Ruth, so yes.

Harbingers of Doom?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 20, 2014, 07:09:42 PM
Puul, me dogz are barkin' again.

Iz ze anzver tae ziz queztion nay?
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Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on April 22, 2014, 02:25:02 AM
it might be, but it probably won't be.

Am I me?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 22, 2014, 02:26:02 AM
Only if potatoes land in my sock drawer tomorrow.

Will they?
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Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on April 22, 2014, 02:29:34 AM
They will if I can eat them.

So can I?
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Post by: Rainshadow on April 22, 2014, 05:26:40 PM
  YOU MUST SAVE SOME FOR LATER, AUGUSTUS!

  Will Augustus save some for later?
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Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 22, 2014, 06:28:44 PM
Cabbage, beans, bread, bacon, meatballs!

Dumdumdum?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on April 23, 2014, 05:50:52 PM
VIS!!!!!!!!!
HAR??
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 23, 2014, 06:12:55 PM
Lampshade!

Math?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on April 23, 2014, 07:19:59 PM
Fear the dark. . .

Does make that dumb?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 24, 2014, 01:23:25 AM
Ketchup!

Blue bathwater?!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on April 26, 2014, 04:54:58 PM
Oval shoes!

Seven cats?!?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 26, 2014, 11:42:21 PM
Nah, eight cats.

Fifteen fish?
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Post by: Slagar 11 on April 28, 2014, 01:56:23 PM
No, fourteen.

Jimmy has 17 apples, and Sally has a hernia. If the swingset is green, what is the surface area of purple.
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Post by: Kitsune on April 28, 2014, 01:57:11 PM
Yellow because pancakes like tomatoes.

Yum?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Slagar 11 on April 28, 2014, 01:58:28 PM
Duck sauce.

How many ???? are ddddddiihb?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 28, 2014, 09:35:53 PM
5,000!

$?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Slagar 11 on April 28, 2014, 11:25:52 PM
Buarr, no, zurr.

Would you like deeper'n'ever poi?
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Post by: Jetthebinturong on April 29, 2014, 10:34:40 PM
Only if it surpasses bhaaakkeeiufbkjsdho;lrnfkjablkdsbzdjukfmc

Who am I?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Slagar 11 on April 30, 2014, 01:27:47 PM
Moi mom, zurr.

Add one square to ensure that the green X is an equal number.
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Post by: rachel25 on July 04, 2014, 05:04:35 PM
I'll open the door then.

Why can't I break into the X men universe?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rusvul on July 04, 2014, 05:27:23 PM
Because it would eliminate your viscera, which could cause a number of health issues.

If stab, then slash?
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Post by: The Skarzs on July 04, 2014, 05:32:31 PM
No; the beetle said so.

Why am I sat far?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on July 05, 2014, 04:52:02 AM
guguguhuhuhuh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why?!?!?!?
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Post by: Cornflower MM on July 05, 2014, 06:21:25 PM
Me. That's why.

Who owns......My keyboard?
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on July 15, 2014, 01:20:27 AM
Oh, this is a tricky one... um... I think YOU do!

Why is the rock made out of purple caterpillars?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on July 15, 2014, 02:25:17 PM
Well duh! Cause Johnny fried his toe.

What just happened?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on July 15, 2014, 05:40:07 PM
Do not question my genius!

Where'd everybody go?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jukka the Sling on July 15, 2014, 06:09:36 PM
Into a black hole, of course.

Is the watermelon flavored with paprika and vinegar?
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Post by: rachel25 on July 15, 2014, 06:13:32 PM
Shssss! The frogs will heard you.

Why is this so funny......
(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140208144730/sistersgrimm/images/5/57/Can't_cope.gif)
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on July 15, 2014, 10:59:15 PM
Because it isn't not not funny.

Why did the zebra decide to go on a road trip?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on July 16, 2014, 04:58:07 PM
Cause Johnny set fire to the mosquito.

What on earth?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on July 16, 2014, 06:05:24 PM
Don't ask!

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Cornflower MM on July 16, 2014, 11:16:47 PM
Because revenge is me. (I got that onbe from your sig, actually.)

So, then. . . . . Hi?
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Post by: Russa Nodrey on July 18, 2014, 04:01:50 PM
Charlie just kicked the bucket!!!!!

Kiraaaka?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rusvul on July 18, 2014, 04:28:18 PM
Kiraaka.

Do you know where Rachel's sig is originally from? (And no, I posted it on the forums, but it's not me originally.)
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Post by: Cornflower MM on July 18, 2014, 04:48:42 PM
No, of course not!

So, what's up with all the elephant decorations for a first birthday party being PINK?!?!?!?!?! Pink for a nephew is unacceptable.
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Post by: Russa Nodrey on July 18, 2014, 05:56:22 PM
Uh...

The earth exploded?
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Post by: Columbine on July 18, 2014, 06:05:37 PM
The earth exploded because I am so tired.....(Dang job....)

Why is there a Twilight topic?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: James Gryphon on July 18, 2014, 08:16:27 PM
Because there are no fans.

Why did it?
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Post by: Cornflower MM on July 18, 2014, 09:45:44 PM
Hey, hey, hey, you two! Don't dis Twilight.

Does it matter?

Why is the Num Lock light green, and not purple?
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Post by: The Mask on July 19, 2014, 11:34:25 AM
Because purple looks like a orangutan. Why does no one know the way to hfbshdsjshagfkhsdakhgfdskhgdasghdasvsihakafdshkgfsdhvfdshgdshbhfasdhfasd
fas
sdafsdadsa
fasd
fsdasdsfddsfdsfdasdsffdhtrsthjdjhftyhfg?
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Post by: James Gryphon on July 19, 2014, 11:57:33 PM
Well, it's because thatijoijbzxcvmn asidfvmaosivfn asdfpko, aerpfkpf argjbio awopr qwrlto. Thpoka arpkot asqr thpok aergipjip awpeokrpok abmpvm. Wefkokp fopakf qwerpo hoaue aopiqr qweoipk gapmv, argpokopk vmz;fw ap[gprwa gembopi zpodfk q[elwpr! Ekpfo rgqepr gopka pokvbf paokr pafok.

Are they it?
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Post by: Rusvul on July 20, 2014, 12:24:54 AM
Yes.

Why is pink unacceptable for a nephew?
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Post by: Jetthebinturong on July 20, 2014, 08:33:50 AM
(Gonna answer this seriously, sorry)

Because colours have been gendered since the second world war. The colour pink was originally a colour that denoted manhood but after Hitler started using pink triangles to identify homosexuals, it became an effeminate and girly colour and since then people have actually cared about what colours are manly or feminine when they really shouldn't, they're just colours.

Did anyone else know that?
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Post by: The Mask on July 20, 2014, 11:09:08 AM
Nope 123321 divided by 789 is 4971398732413287.5411

Why was my brothers birthday party today fun for me?
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Post by: Spearfinn on July 20, 2014, 01:12:20 PM
Because you ate cake

Why did I have 2 dead birds on my patio (which is right under  the window
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Post by: rachel25 on July 20, 2014, 06:05:38 PM
Because they want you to think that!

Why is X Men Days of Futures Past taking so long to come out on DVD!?!
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Post by: James Gryphon on July 21, 2014, 03:28:05 AM
Because DVDs are obsolete. Betamax cassettes are the wave of the future!

All soft drinks are Cokeâ„¢, right?
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Post by: Cornflower MM on July 22, 2014, 02:51:41 AM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on July 20, 2014, 08:33:50 AM
(Gonna answer this seriously, sorry)

Because colours have been gendered since the second world war. The colour pink was originally a colour that denoted manhood but after Hitler started using pink triangles to identify homosexuals, it became an effeminate and girly colour and since then people have actually cared about what colours are manly or feminine when they really shouldn't, they're just colours.

Did anyone else know that?

Hey, I'd be fine with it. But his daddy wouldn't.....And he's not a guy you want to cheese off.


Why, of course! Not it!

Nose?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on July 22, 2014, 04:13:23 AM
Why yes, its on the other side of your face.


Subject to editing?
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Post by: Cornflower MM on July 22, 2014, 04:14:13 AM
Oh, aye.....EDIT No, why do you ask?

EDIT?
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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on July 22, 2014, 12:00:14 PM
NU.

Who do bananas eat?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Cornflower MM on July 22, 2014, 04:17:17 PM
Cogs. That's who they eat.

What's a cog?
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Post by: rachel25 on July 23, 2014, 05:53:20 PM
A certain breed of fish.

(http://www.gamekiller.net/signaturepics/sigpic481012_2.gif)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on July 24, 2014, 06:42:35 AM
Smileys?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on July 24, 2014, 04:52:20 PM
(Tiria, your meant to comment on the question above, before asking your on question)
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Post by: Tam and Martin on July 26, 2014, 12:31:38 AM
Why am I myself?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jukka the Sling on July 26, 2014, 04:58:42 PM
Because you are.

Why is the goldfish green?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on July 26, 2014, 06:48:14 PM
Because the waters orange.

Fun?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on July 26, 2014, 07:05:32 PM
We are sorry, but you must dial a one or nine before you enter the rest of the number; please hang up and try again.

Is can be?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on July 29, 2014, 06:26:34 PM
(http://media.tumblr.com/04638128e37645d2fb9409f0a061c71b/tumblr_inline_mqh78j59l31qz4rgp.gif)

Supernatural?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on July 30, 2014, 03:34:35 AM
That I am. ;D

Say, how not vinyl glob?
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Post by: rachel25 on July 30, 2014, 05:46:52 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQscY-hvX9-BT6Luku2M5BbJwk5uVkg1rVoU99k_PjhiUZJ_faZ)

Cheese?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on July 31, 2014, 04:55:29 AM
  *Shrugs*

  Supernatural GIFs?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on August 02, 2014, 04:56:19 PM
(http://media4.onsugar.com/files/2014/03/13/880/n/1922398/440e1acd54b54e5f_tumblr_n0rqll0GHi1qlyfm1o3_500.gif.xxxlarge/i/Conclusion.gif)

(http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11500000/Supernatural-Gifs-jared-padalecki-11552272-300-169.gif)? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on August 05, 2014, 09:24:27 PM
Why do we even...?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rusvul on August 05, 2014, 09:40:04 PM
Because we're idiots.

We're because idiots?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on August 05, 2014, 09:41:49 PM
Idiots because we are.

Why is why called why?
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Post by: rachel25 on August 06, 2014, 05:09:48 PM
(http://offcolortv.com/offcolortv/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dean-shrug.gif)

Fish?
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Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on August 06, 2014, 05:27:45 PM
Eat?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on August 06, 2014, 06:03:14 PM
That's invalid.

How may I abuse you?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on August 07, 2014, 04:32:46 PM
 :P

Duck?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on August 07, 2014, 04:44:24 PM
Duck?

(please note that is both my question and answer)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rusvul on August 07, 2014, 05:28:29 PM
We're sorry, your search for 'Duck' did not come up with any matches. Make sure you haven't misspelled anything, or use more general keywords.

Resetting to last known valid inquiry.

Quote from: The Skarzs on August 06, 2014, 06:03:14 PM
How may I abuse you?

Calculating comical answer...

Answer formulated.

"43%, please, with a side of baked ketchup. Ha Ha Ha."
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Post by: rachel25 on August 08, 2014, 05:04:36 PM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4g9ctxKu1rziwwco1_250.gif)


Total War?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on August 08, 2014, 05:05:51 PM
How dare you wake me up.

If the elephant flies 0.1 meters per second, how much is the flour?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on August 09, 2014, 10:33:15 AM
I know why that is.

Do we like to skate on discussions?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 09, 2014, 03:15:37 PM
No, we enjoy drowning in toilets.

If the sky is blue, is the coyote the One Ring?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on August 09, 2014, 06:34:59 PM
*shrugs*

Shogun 2 total war?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: James Gryphon on August 09, 2014, 06:36:06 PM
YES! Wait, no. Well, maybe...

What is UP with this?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on August 09, 2014, 07:33:02 PM
Totally radical, dude.

Does the plate give away chalk?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on August 10, 2014, 06:28:20 PM
No, it takes away paint.

Can the world become two-dimensional?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on August 10, 2014, 07:12:13 PM
(http://media.tumblr.com/53f16d60dae06d20d3a69c736afff1fb/tumblr_inline_n81zc5nRfh1r2w8gp.gif)


(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4grpeiSsc1rpqmb6.gif)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on August 10, 2014, 07:16:14 PM
*Stares in confusion then begins to run away.*
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on August 10, 2014, 07:25:35 PM
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7i40hznd1r1jxrw.gif)

(http://www.punchingthewallsofreality.com/images/hulk-punch-thor.gif)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on August 11, 2014, 01:53:06 AM
Because I can.

How does he do it?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on August 11, 2014, 04:49:31 PM
Because he's Batman!

(http://media.giphy.com/media/m8p8Cm7oi470A/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 12, 2014, 09:57:47 PM
Interesting...

Why do my Dragon Cave hatchlings refuse to gender? (No, seriously, why? They have approximately two days left each, and I'm getting worried!)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on August 12, 2014, 10:21:50 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/b322c.jpg)

How does one "gender"?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on August 13, 2014, 12:09:22 AM
By taking two aspirin and coming back tomorrow.

Is thunder?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on August 13, 2014, 03:40:57 AM
  No.

  Where do fish?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rusvul on August 13, 2014, 04:26:26 AM
Clear liquid, otherwise known as 'hydrochloric acid'

How does the geosynchronous orbit do the spinny bit?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on August 13, 2014, 05:01:50 AM
Name: The Skarzs.
Rank: Troll Lord.
Serial No. 1
And that's all you'll ever get out of me!

What did Lewis and Clark make from their potatoes?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 13, 2014, 01:08:02 PM
Banana splits!!!

Why did Charlie fall off a cliff?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on August 13, 2014, 02:13:56 PM
Why cliff?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on August 13, 2014, 05:09:34 PM
For the lols. For the lols.

What for lol is glib?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on August 13, 2014, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 12, 2014, 09:57:47 PM
Interesting...

Why do my Dragon Cave hatchlings refuse to gender? (No, seriously, why? They have approximately two days left each, and I'm getting worried!)
(The only gender when they begin to mature)

(http://fastpicz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Bz150ZPb.gif)

Swing?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on August 13, 2014, 05:40:25 PM
Golf?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 13, 2014, 08:13:33 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on August 13, 2014, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 12, 2014, 09:57:47 PM
Interesting...

Why do my Dragon Cave hatchlings refuse to gender? (No, seriously, why? They have approximately two days left each, and I'm getting worried!)
(The only gender when they begin to mature)
(I know, but they hadn't at the time I posted that. But I checked today, and they finally began to mature! *Is relieved*)

Goldfish.

Is Ungatt Trunn actually a maniacal wolverine from an alternate future timeline?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on August 14, 2014, 01:29:24 AM
if 2 plus 2 equals 12 then definetly!

wwhy is  food called food?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on August 14, 2014, 02:20:11 AM
Because Newton was a newt.

Why is sandstone not beige?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on August 14, 2014, 02:22:58 AM
Because beige are pants.

Why are pants pants?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on August 14, 2014, 02:25:18 AM
Because: (for those of you who have seen Veggie-Tales.) Pants, pants, pants!

Why do I play this game?
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Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on August 14, 2014, 02:26:43 AM
Game?

Game?
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Post by: Delthion on August 14, 2014, 02:28:16 AM
No it's rocket science.

Why did I not use "It's brain surgery?"
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Post by: Rainshadow on August 14, 2014, 03:02:15 AM
  Because it's rocket science, silly!

  Why is Nana a skunk?
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Post by: The Skarzs on August 14, 2014, 03:47:56 AM
Because the tree.

Is tree flop?
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Post by: Rainshadow on August 14, 2014, 03:54:43 AM
  Apple juice!

  Mama?
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Post by: James Gryphon on August 14, 2014, 03:55:21 AM
NO WAY JOSE!

Why is the green sky?
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Post by: Rainshadow on August 14, 2014, 04:05:53 AM
  Because sea dead.

  Why lights in water ice cream?
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Post by: rachel25 on August 14, 2014, 05:36:57 PM
Because the platypus said so.

Where have Faiyloe's OITBs gone?
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Post by: The Skarzs on August 14, 2014, 06:01:10 PM
*Burp*

Mehehheh?
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Post by: rachel25 on August 14, 2014, 06:12:13 PM
Chocolate.

Panthers?
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Post by: Rainshadow on August 14, 2014, 06:34:12 PM
  Because squirrels eat dog food.

  "Oh Captain!  My Captain!"?
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 14, 2014, 06:34:55 PM
Hiag.

Why Hiag?
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Post by: rachel25 on August 15, 2014, 05:31:39 PM
Because rabbits!

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4f9do3Ws1rziwwco1_400.gif)
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Post by: The Skarzs on August 15, 2014, 09:14:23 PM
WEASELS RULE!
(I can't actually see that pic; I just felt like copying Head here.)

Is head earn bubbles?
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 16, 2014, 12:51:55 AM
No. Just a small brouhaha.

See ya later, alligator?
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Post by: Izeroth on August 16, 2014, 03:19:16 AM
Mustelids are better than you.

What makes ferrets omnipotent???
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Post by: Rusvul on August 16, 2014, 03:29:41 AM
Nothing. Q is omnipotent. Ferrets are cute.

Why is the magic that Kirindave?
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Post by: The Skarzs on August 16, 2014, 06:40:19 AM
Hatfilms.

Quote from: Izeroth on August 16, 2014, 03:19:16 AM
What makes ferrets omnipotent???
Their awesome chuckle, gnyuk, gnyuk.

Can blarg no jiggle?
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Post by: James Gryphon on August 16, 2014, 06:44:26 AM
Aak aak eek eek!

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF PORK?!??!?
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Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on August 16, 2014, 04:05:48 PM
PORK/42!!!!!

WHAT IS?
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Post by: Rusvul on August 16, 2014, 04:20:44 PM
/give Honeydew 46 64

/give Honeydew 46 64?
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Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on August 16, 2014, 04:22:30 PM
Cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe?
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Post by: Jetthebinturong on August 16, 2014, 04:40:03 PM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on August 16, 2014, 04:20:44 PM
/give Honeydew 46 64

/give Honeydew 46 64?
TNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Melon

Melon?
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Post by: rachel25 on August 16, 2014, 05:04:28 PM
700% costs £2.80

RAIGs?
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 16, 2014, 06:36:40 PM
Whatevs.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE AND DEATH?
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Post by: Jetthebinturong on August 16, 2014, 06:42:11 PM
42

If a tree falls in a forest and no one's there to hear it, did it make a sound?
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 16, 2014, 06:48:44 PM
Of course not! It merely made a huge crater where it fell.

Does the lampshade smell like glue?
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Post by: Delthion on August 16, 2014, 11:38:06 PM
No, but the lampshade can smell glue!

What is the square root of: Pi x 3471.9275451306?
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 16, 2014, 11:55:48 PM
One thousand, three million and forty-seven, of course. Even my three-month-old cousin knew that!

Why do apes bear such a striking resemblance to hippos?
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Post by: James Gryphon on August 16, 2014, 11:57:02 PM
Gray, grey, GRAY, GREY, GRAY!!!!

Spam: filled with delicious nutrients and vitamins! Or is it?!
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Post by: The Mask on August 17, 2014, 12:05:30 AM
No, The vitamins live in caves.

What does hjlalaalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalekjouOEAWUI mean?
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Post by: Amarith Waterspring on August 17, 2014, 12:15:26 AM
Pink, green, and red!

Can cheese eat my meatballs?
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Post by: Delthion on August 17, 2014, 06:01:46 AM
No but it can eat you!

Can my dog be turned inside out and then become a famous opera singer?
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Post by: rachel25 on August 17, 2014, 05:44:35 PM
Only if you believe you can!

Am I Iron Man?
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Post by: Rainshadow on August 18, 2014, 03:30:10 AM
  (I've decided to quote Cleverbot for my answers now.  So, I typed in your question, and...)

  I'm putting on pounds.

  Why is Cleverbot putting on pounds?
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 18, 2014, 04:57:22 PM
"Luke, I am your father!"

Is there such a thing as a ketchup tree?
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Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 18, 2014, 05:21:16 PM
Yeth.

Did the explosion kill you?

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on August 19, 2014, 11:43:48 AM
Apparently I'm a pie.

Is Google a guy?
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Post by: rachel25 on August 19, 2014, 06:11:07 PM
No, its dog.

How is it possible?
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 19, 2014, 08:39:29 PM
Because ice cream.

Baby turtle?
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Post by: Delthion on August 19, 2014, 09:06:22 PM
Died recently.

Why am saying a=rughapsfjbapklsfvbaposjfvhoajk sbpuafhv pjasidhcv pjiasf bvuipasdbv uopiasd bhvjsfb??
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Post by: Rainshadow on August 19, 2014, 09:33:10 PM
  Really?  What are you going to sing?

  Plonk?
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Post by: Delthion on August 19, 2014, 10:32:23 PM
It's turquoise.

What is 37234516316512.51564546455123 x 5465456456.5465654564?
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Post by: James Gryphon on August 20, 2014, 01:12:46 AM
First we have to find x!

Who let the dog out?
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Post by: rachel25 on August 20, 2014, 05:43:49 PM
The person on the airplane to Brazil, wearing a green and pink spotted jacket and the blue wig.

Goldfish fly?
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Post by: The Skarzs on August 20, 2014, 08:06:17 PM
My buns are burning.

What is the square root of Friday?
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Post by: rachel25 on August 21, 2014, 06:15:08 PM
*awesome guitar solo*

Winter Soldier?
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 21, 2014, 06:42:24 PM
Birthday cake.

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic?
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Post by: Rusvul on August 21, 2014, 08:14:41 PM
Bronies.

Bronies?
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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on August 22, 2014, 06:47:19 AM
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLLEEEEE!!!! *rage quits*

Do we have candy canes?


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Post by: rachel25 on August 22, 2014, 05:14:14 PM
Under the bed, go through the trapdoor, down the tunnel, turn right at the next exit, jump off the really big cliff, break all your bones, fall off the next cliff, be picked up by a giant bird, taken to its nest, and you've reached your destination!

Awesome ducks?
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 22, 2014, 05:38:07 PM
Nope. Cotton candy with an extra scoop of cheese.

All that glitters isn't gold, correct?
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Post by: rachel25 on August 22, 2014, 05:41:57 PM
WRONG!

Open your mouth wide?
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 23, 2014, 12:09:26 AM
Nah. Close it.

A flying cockroach?
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Post by: The Skarzs on August 23, 2014, 02:39:22 AM
Nom.




NOM.


Is good?
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Post by: Delthion on August 23, 2014, 04:45:59 AM
2 = AR squared.

A?
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Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 23, 2014, 02:35:12 PM
*Squawks*

Death-filled soda bottles?
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Post by: rachel25 on August 23, 2014, 05:02:25 PM
Fish.

Duck?
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Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 23, 2014, 05:04:56 PM
Lion.

Red grass?
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Post by: rachel25 on August 23, 2014, 05:55:19 PM
Blue sword.

Orange body?
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Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 26, 2014, 08:01:34 PM
Dead duck.

Deack dud?
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Post by: James Gryphon on August 27, 2014, 04:19:07 AM
Only on Tuesdays.

What does this line of code mean?
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Post by: rachel25 on August 27, 2014, 04:53:54 PM
665555555089865555bhcxfrgv  vgf6ygtfrdeedsf56y76uqq3e4r5ty

Come again?
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 27, 2014, 08:12:41 PM
NEVER!

French fries soaked in gasoline?
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Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 27, 2014, 09:42:53 PM
FIRE BAKED POP TARTS!!!!!!!!!!

Cannibal twigs?
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Post by: Delthion on August 28, 2014, 04:02:20 AM
Blue.

OYFHoiasbibasfjbasfbiywegrqjwbefi77346346464164skfhgaergbw??
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Post by: rachel25 on August 28, 2014, 05:12:08 PM
gfgghghty6t7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 5gtfhvgyhhhh76ty76htygfqwscffvgtg^TY%&TYfrgt6gyhb

Open book?
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Post by: Delthion on August 29, 2014, 12:32:07 AM
You are, hmm...

Am blue-blah?
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Post by: rachel25 on August 29, 2014, 04:27:07 PM
No, A B C D E F G!!!!!!!

Pie?
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Post by: James Gryphon on August 30, 2014, 03:30:09 PM
Yes, egg rolls are full of tasty goodness.

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
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Post by: Izeroth on August 30, 2014, 03:33:13 PM
because the situation demanded it.

What's better than Alaska?
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Post by: James Gryphon on August 30, 2014, 03:34:19 PM
Green eggs and spam!

HEY KIDS, what time is it!?
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Post by: Delthion on August 31, 2014, 02:02:16 AM
It's time for daddy to get the coffin!

Vampire family has a family over for dinner what happens?
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Post by: James Gryphon on August 31, 2014, 02:06:29 AM
Stakes for supper.

Water water water?
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Post by: Kitsune on August 31, 2014, 10:32:35 PM
3H2O? That's a pretty small amount to drink!

Why is this phrase true?
"5 apples plus 2 oranges equals 24 pancakes on the roof because aliens wear hats."
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Post by: rachel25 on September 01, 2014, 06:06:18 PM
BONK!

BONK?
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 01, 2014, 07:22:37 PM
Kachunk!

Do piranhas like grapefruit?
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Post by: Russa Nodrey on September 01, 2014, 07:32:30 PM
Absolutely .

Does Harry Osborn like baked tomato?
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Post by: Izeroth on September 02, 2014, 02:39:39 AM
 That depends on the volume of his brain matter.

How many dwarves does can fit in a watermelon??
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 02, 2014, 02:49:58 AM
To infinity, and beyond! (As long as the watermelon is seedless, of course.)

Does the wildebeest like popcorn?
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Post by: James Gryphon on September 02, 2014, 05:45:10 AM
Well, fried okra is a health food.

Toasters vs. microwaves in a fight, who wins?
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Post by: Tim Churchmouse on September 02, 2014, 09:29:43 AM
Does anyone know how many burnt CD Roms make a supernova? It's rather puzzling. I also wondered if anyone had seen a overcomplicated pig in their back garden? If you do, then please send him back to me in my e-mail.
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Post by: rachel25 on September 02, 2014, 04:28:24 PM
Cherry soup.

DON'T STOP! BEILEVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (((( :P)))))
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Post by: Tim Churchmouse on September 02, 2014, 08:50:54 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhh... that made no sense at all...
THANKS!  :D
As a response to your question, yes. Cherry soup as well (for some reason)

I already stopped believing in myself when I lost Harry the over-complicated pig. Sad face.

LAST SECOND EDIT: Whoah somebody really e-mailed me about my pig! Holy Cow!
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 02, 2014, 08:55:42 PM
Mother Mellus! Am I right, or am I right?

Magic markers?
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Post by: Kitsune on September 03, 2014, 01:28:07 AM
Markers magic?

Would you like some plate with that food?
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Post by: Russa Nodrey on September 03, 2014, 03:37:01 AM
Quote from: rachel25 on September 02, 2014, 04:28:24 PM
Cherry soup.
Woah, just earlier I was thinking about cherry soup!!!!!

What's cherry soup anyway?!
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Post by: Tim Churchmouse on September 03, 2014, 06:41:48 AM
No, I would not like a food with my plate. I am happy to eat a plate.
Yes. Cherry soup (again for some reason) but a donkey would be nice.
I wonder if my fireplace has burped out a TV. Hmmm
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Post by: James Gryphon on September 03, 2014, 06:45:27 AM
For $500, you're absolutely correct; Ireland is indeed the capital of South Nebraska.

Shall the evil banana reign?
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Post by: Tim Churchmouse on September 03, 2014, 06:51:23 AM
NIL!!!!!
Thy evil banana nana SHALT NOT REIGN!!!
For more than 2 weeks, that is. Huff.
Besides, happiness always leads to Britain, doesn't it?
YAY OR NAY?!!!
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Post by: rachel25 on September 03, 2014, 05:03:20 PM
How about YAN!

Why are there cats eating my favourite spices under the table at dawn, in mid summer after a night out drinking milk!?!?!
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Post by: Tim Churchmouse on September 03, 2014, 05:28:26 PM
Because Crusha contains alcohol and spice. Yum.
How many prisoners are needed to keep harrytheovercomplicatedpig at bay?
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Post by: rachel25 on September 03, 2014, 05:32:55 PM
2 times squared equals...........(http://media4.onsugar.com/files/2014/03/13/880/n/1922398/440e1acd54b54e5f_tumblr_n0rqll0GHi1qlyfm1o3_500.gif.xxxlarge/i/Dean-Winchester-Supernatural-GIFs.gif)

What do you get when you combine two hunters, one angel, a whole lot of sass, good acting, and pie?
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Post by: Jetthebinturong on September 03, 2014, 09:08:58 PM
Supernatural?

oajhgiusrdbfoiasnfoigandoiv\boiabidbazfiugrsb?
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Post by: James Gryphon on September 03, 2014, 09:25:49 PM
Yes.

Is a game popular?
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Post by: Tim Churchmouse on September 04, 2014, 05:30:13 PM
No, a game is not popular but b game and c game both are.

How many walls can a wall chuck wall?
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Post by: rachel25 on September 04, 2014, 05:33:52 PM
*cheers* My first game that's made it into the popular games section!
7

Dragons?
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Post by: Tim Churchmouse on September 04, 2014, 05:50:51 PM
No. Nu-uh. Nil. Finito. Nein. Nó

Happy birthday bean?
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Post by: Rusvul on September 05, 2014, 12:16:58 AM
Quote from: rachel25 on September 03, 2014, 05:32:55 PM
What do you get when you combine two hunters, one angel, a whole lot of sass, good acting, and pie?
You end up with two hunters, one angel, a whole lot of sass, good acting, pie, and a reply to an old post.

What do you get when you combine two hunters, one angel, a whole lot of sass, good acting, pie, and a reply to an old post?
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Post by: Rainshadow on September 05, 2014, 03:19:04 AM
  I'm not enrolled into English class, I just have a lot of work to do and too few time to do it (especially since I'm wasting it with you).

  That was the answer Cleverbot gave me, lol.

  Cleverbot?
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Post by: Kitsune on September 05, 2014, 03:45:47 AM
Whether or not it is clever or not, string and some yarn make a very good knot!

Je souhaite que je pourrais apprendre à parler français.... mais l'abat-jour qui m'empêche de le faire!
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Post by: Rainshadow on September 05, 2014, 04:07:18 AM
  "Apprendre quoi?"  ~ Cleverbot

  Apprendre quoi?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on September 05, 2014, 08:10:31 AM
Mariposa.

Porque banana mariposa?
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 05, 2014, 04:06:28 PM
Butterflies 'n' bananas.

El nino esta comiendo el huevo?
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Post by: rachel25 on September 05, 2014, 05:24:24 PM
Butter?

Animal fat?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on September 05, 2014, 06:50:39 PM
  MOO.

  Is that a TV show?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on September 05, 2014, 10:22:51 PM
Don't feed them.

When was this moved to Popular Forum Games?
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Post by: James Gryphon on September 05, 2014, 10:31:02 PM
It was like, radical, man.

Woe or whimsy?
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Post by: rachel25 on September 06, 2014, 05:29:13 PM
Fish.

BOOM?
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Post by: Rainshadow on September 06, 2014, 08:00:56 PM
  Yes.  Boom.

  Why did the ghost cross the road?
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Post by: Tim Churchmouse on September 06, 2014, 08:53:31 PM
Because there was no other choice
What is better? Carbonated chickens or cows? Explain your answer
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Post by: Rainshadow on September 06, 2014, 08:57:19 PM
  I asked you first.

  Why was the Supernatural season 9 gag reel not called the Gadreel?
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Post by: Delthion on September 09, 2014, 03:02:12 AM
Because moo!

Blim-balktorah?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on September 09, 2014, 05:28:27 AM
  Yes you are.

  Bleeka blorp?
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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on September 09, 2014, 07:01:56 AM
Because I feel like it.

Why are people so person-like?
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Post by: Rainshadow on September 09, 2014, 04:06:22 PM
  Not to me, just in general.

  (Tiria!!!  :D)

  Do dolphins live in bathtubs?
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Post by: rachel25 on September 09, 2014, 04:46:31 PM
Its depends if their Spanish or not.

How do you get a gif as your avatar?
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Post by: Jetthebinturong on September 09, 2014, 04:54:20 PM
Save a gif image and upload it as your avatar

floible

Quote from: Rainshadow on September 09, 2014, 04:06:22 PM
  Do dolphins live in bathtubs?
I'm sure he doesn't live in one, but I'm pretty sure Haru would spend as long as possible in the bath  ;D
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Post by: Rainshadow on September 09, 2014, 05:11:41 PM
  What is Flobadob?

Quote from: Jetthebinturong on September 09, 2014, 04:54:20 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on September 09, 2014, 04:06:22 PM
  Do dolphins live in bathtubs?
I'm sure he doesn't live in one, but I'm pretty sure Haru would spend as long as possible in the bath  ;D

  *Claps*  Someone got it!  :D  (No, he doesn't live in the bathtub, but yes, he sits in it for a loooooooooong time.  He also wears his swim trunks everywhere.  :P)

  What does a good penguin impression look like?
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Post by: Jetthebinturong on September 09, 2014, 05:21:25 PM
Nagisa Hazuki

Asdfghjklzxcvbnm?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on September 09, 2014, 06:14:11 PM
  No, you misspelled ourselves as ourselfs.

  Why are orcas afraid of the ocean?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jetthebinturong on September 09, 2014, 07:27:17 PM
Because their dolphin buddies almost drowned :(

Why do sharks have sharp teeth?
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Post by: Tim Churchmouse on September 09, 2014, 08:14:44 PM
Because they are good ickle sharkies and they brush their fins every day.

Why do bookcases not fly?!?!?!
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Post by: James Gryphon on September 09, 2014, 10:51:05 PM
Because it's the square root of infinity.

Are blueberry pop tarts?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Tim Churchmouse on September 10, 2014, 06:32:27 AM
Yes, but not if they're garnished with salt.

Are flies also cars?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on September 10, 2014, 03:47:41 PM
No, but cars are flies!

Are flim-flams the infinitive of Laboro?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Tim Churchmouse on September 10, 2014, 05:51:09 PM
No. Of course they aren't. But flip-flops are.

Why does chocolate chip pianos taste horrible ?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on September 10, 2014, 08:39:11 PM
Because they hammer your taste buds.

Why is that a terrible joke?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Tim Churchmouse on September 10, 2014, 09:28:33 PM
Because I laughed like a piano.

Why do emojis stimulate bungee-jumping?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on September 11, 2014, 11:42:10 AM
Because goats can't wear high heals any longer than X devided by 7.                                                                     How long will  it take me to blow up a curly toatstool?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Brinty on September 11, 2014, 04:05:13 PM
7 years.

Is the world triangle?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on September 12, 2014, 02:39:47 AM
No.

(Semi-serious.) Can you make a mattress out of cotton?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kitsune on September 12, 2014, 02:46:35 AM
I really don't know, but I know that pillows don't make good parachutes!

...but do couches?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on September 12, 2014, 03:36:14 AM
Spontaneously combust.

Tables...
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Brinty on September 12, 2014, 03:14:00 PM
of course

Do bricks float?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on September 12, 2014, 03:15:39 PM
Invalid. Error. Cannot compute. Error, error, errroorrrrrtrrrrtzzzz *pop*

Show me?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on September 12, 2014, 05:08:21 PM
Sorry, I can only answer yes, or no.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on September 13, 2014, 02:11:45 PM
Meh.

Are you just the figment of one's imagination?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on September 13, 2014, 07:32:02 PM
  Maybe you are just a figment of my imagination.  How can you tell?

  Why is a moose trying to tell me he's from the FBI?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on September 14, 2014, 06:13:43 AM
Because their is spelled there, not they're.

Why am I so....?!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: James Gryphon on September 14, 2014, 06:48:57 AM
Because they are called FROG and TOAD, our friends!

Will you make experience an issue of this campaign?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on September 14, 2014, 01:06:17 PM
No, because I feel that it's not conducive to my new hairbrush.

Why are you doing that to my foot?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on September 14, 2014, 09:07:08 PM
  Why do you keep asking me that?!

  What is a fish's natural habitat?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 16, 2014, 02:59:33 AM
Inside a rotten log.

POLICEMAN!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on September 16, 2014, 03:16:25 AM
No, you're as blind as an owl!

...?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on September 16, 2014, 05:35:12 PM
  What are you up to?

  Do sea otters have red fur?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jetthebinturong on September 16, 2014, 05:53:52 PM
Momotarou and Seijuro do!

Arsughaesghekulij?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on September 16, 2014, 06:11:12 PM
  Yes, yes, I am.

  How often do butterflies swim?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on September 16, 2014, 10:14:29 PM
They never do, but swim do butterflies!

(See above, change ! to a ?.)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 16, 2014, 11:43:24 PM
Nay, fly do butter.

Do pancakes LARP?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on September 17, 2014, 12:26:37 AM
  Potatoes shall rule the kingdom.

  When shall the potatoes rule the kingdom?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on September 18, 2014, 03:10:54 AM
When the kingdom, potatoes rule.

Roaogbdgbasoborgausifj nj??
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on September 20, 2014, 03:41:26 AM
Nah, I'd rather hug a bunny.

Bunny hugger?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on September 20, 2014, 03:55:24 AM
HUGGER BUNNY!!!!!!!!

???
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on September 20, 2014, 12:23:21 PM
I know! I know!

Why do ducks go?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on September 24, 2014, 11:21:06 PM
Quack.....

Bunny bikes?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on September 25, 2014, 02:24:33 PM
The light hurts my eyes...

Glom?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on September 26, 2014, 01:37:31 PM
Tome.

Do Bagginses taste like fishes?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on September 26, 2014, 09:28:24 PM
Eggses.....

Deadly grass?!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on September 27, 2014, 01:59:21 AM
Eat you!!!!!

Eat you??!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on September 27, 2014, 03:49:50 PM
Nah, I don't taste good.

BUNNYS!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on September 28, 2014, 01:23:22 PM
BUNNIES ARE NOT FUNNIES!!!

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on October 03, 2014, 07:13:12 PM
  Because fish live in my salad.

  What does the fox say?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on October 04, 2014, 01:00:51 AM
Whatever I want him to.

Should I can the rat, or pickle him?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on October 04, 2014, 01:18:10 AM
  Fry him and eat right away.  I hear it tastes better when you do that.

  What's the best way to cook a salad?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on October 04, 2014, 01:29:17 AM
Sit on each leaf one by one and squash it into jelly.

Does a troll say yes? ;D
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on October 04, 2014, 01:38:05 AM
  Yes you do.

  Why can't I have an automail arm and leg?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on October 04, 2014, 02:31:35 AM
Because you would lose it all with the new tax.

Why can't maple oak?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on October 04, 2014, 03:04:33 AM
  Because spruce is pine.

  Why do goldfish taste like fake cheese and salt?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on October 04, 2014, 03:13:08 AM
b/c they live in fresh water! ...wait fresh salt water

Why does the cute girl like the other guy on my soccer team?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on October 04, 2014, 03:27:27 AM
Cuz uR 2 uGLy, guh huh huh!

Why would you ask a question like that? ::) ;D
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on October 04, 2014, 05:39:16 AM
  Because equivalent exchange, that's why.

  Equivalent exchange?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on October 04, 2014, 03:19:17 PM
not any more, b/c the sun isn't in the middle of the sky.

Why is it cold out side?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Izeroth on October 04, 2014, 04:07:31 PM
 Because God turned his air conditioning on.

If woodchucks could chuck wood, how long would it be before they hurt someone?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Skarzs on October 04, 2014, 04:47:37 PM
As long as the bored hoarded board.

How many boards could a bored horde hoard if a bored horde could hoard boards?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jetthebinturong on October 04, 2014, 05:18:35 PM
That bored horde could hoard as many boards as a bored horde could if a bored horde could hoard boards

fbjsgbdhfbdjfkmdxnzskjgdnbf nf jsdm?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on October 04, 2014, 06:39:38 PM
Because if a Nunchuck could chuck none how many Nuns could a Nunchuck chuck?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Izeroth on October 06, 2014, 01:34:35 AM
 Pi times twenty!

What is the square root of boredom??
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on October 06, 2014, 01:35:56 AM
Enjoyment!

What is the IQ of my dog?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on October 06, 2014, 01:40:25 AM
  3,000,000,000,000 times the IQ of an amoeba.

  How many chinchillas will survive the zombie apocalypse?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on October 06, 2014, 01:42:59 AM
None, you know why?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Izeroth on October 07, 2014, 12:47:41 AM
 Chinchillas are too irrelevant.

Mangoes?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on October 07, 2014, 01:26:20 AM
to the moon.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on October 15, 2014, 11:04:21 PM
DEATH TO BANANAS!

Why does math want to kill me?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on October 15, 2014, 11:27:28 PM
  Because...  *Looks around nervously*  *Leans in close*  *Whispers*  Math is secretly trying to take over the world, one student at a time.

  Why is the rum?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on October 16, 2014, 10:56:22 PM
There's a grumbly in my tumbely time for something sweet!

Why am I obsessed with Winnie the Pooh?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on October 17, 2014, 11:47:37 PM
  Because the wonderful thing about tiggers is tiggers are wonderful things!

  Why are tiggers wonderful things?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on October 18, 2014, 01:47:49 AM
BECAUSE...The super-dooper aleyooper bounce! The more try the more you fly and that's what really counts!

Why could Christopher Robin's room be the room of any small boy?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on October 24, 2014, 06:12:18 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on October 15, 2014, 11:27:28 PM
  Because...  *Looks around nervously*  *Leans in close*  *Whispers*  Math is secretly trying to take over the world, one student at a time.

  Why is the rum?
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmbxli3xJO1qaelzwo1_500.gif)
Alcoholics. That's why the rums gone.  ;D

Quote from: Delthion on October 18, 2014, 01:47:49 AM
BECAUSE...The super-dooper aleyooper bounce! The more try the more you fly and that's what really counts!

Why could Christopher Robin's room be the room of any small boy?

Because he's a small boy.

Oh, where is my hairbrush?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Izeroth on October 24, 2014, 08:59:59 PM
It is where it is, we can logically conclude.

Why is my cerebral cortex so illogical?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on November 03, 2014, 05:14:13 PM
Because its a Magical Place. (brownie points to people who get that reference)
I want?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on November 03, 2014, 05:36:19 PM
  No.

  Where dog is cat fish trough?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on November 18, 2014, 12:34:08 AM

Over the hill

What happened to my explosives?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on November 18, 2014, 12:38:00 AM
  They eated NO's universe.  Das where dey is.

  Why does my library only have uninteresting manga?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on November 18, 2014, 01:43:32 AM
Because I don't know what Manga means!

Why doesn't my laptop eat gravy?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on November 18, 2014, 04:46:03 PM
Because it has high blood pressure.
Why can't I leave this board?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on November 18, 2014, 08:49:04 PM
Because of super-glue!

Why is artghhago translated cold?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on November 18, 2014, 09:21:09 PM

How should I Know

Why dont's mi speltcheek woorc?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on November 18, 2014, 09:56:04 PM
'Cuz it doesn't have a dictionary.
Why don't I have webbed hands?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on November 18, 2014, 10:07:31 PM

Because the experiment went wrong

Why is it I can't think of something to ask?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on November 18, 2014, 10:51:48 PM
  Because my mind control techniques are working.  (Oh, wait, you weren't supposed to know that.  *Waves hands around*  Forget I said anything about mind control.)

  Did you forget everything I said about mind control?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on November 19, 2014, 01:01:52 AM

What you have mind control!!!!!!!


Does it work on rats?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 02, 2014, 09:49:09 PM
Absolutely. How else would the test have shown positive?
Does these shoes make me look fat?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 02, 2014, 10:18:45 PM
Yes, they make your shadow look larger therefore make you look fat!

Am I sad because of dead moles who participated whack-a-mole?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 04, 2014, 02:04:29 AM

Ya I'm pretty sure your sad :P


Is the sky falling?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 04, 2014, 02:45:44 AM
  NO, YOU STUPID CHICKEN!  THE SKY IS NOT FALLING!  WOULD YOU JUST STOP IT?!?!?

  What does the fax say?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 04, 2014, 05:32:40 AM
R E N O That spells Reno.
Why did that Enderman take my stuff?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 04, 2014, 02:15:25 PM
Because you killed his cousin, his son, his mother, his father, his sister, his Uncle, His aunt, his grandpa, his grandma, his third cousin twice removed, his best friend, his wife, his daughter, And you killed them all just for ender pearls.



What... have I done?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 04, 2014, 02:25:44 PM
Everything.
Why am I a Klingon?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: James Gryphon on December 04, 2014, 03:42:18 PM
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!

What's the hypotenuse of the square root?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 04, 2014, 06:48:28 PM

A really old tree.


What happened to penny candy?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 05, 2014, 01:55:13 AM
(We have that book!)

It was all eaten by a three-year old who was named Penny.

Why could I not come up with a funnier answer than that?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: James Gryphon on December 05, 2014, 01:58:25 AM
They're out of stock.

Is oxygen is an oxytrope of OxiCleanâ„¢?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 05, 2014, 01:59:36 AM
NEVER!!!!

Nev er?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 05, 2014, 06:28:38 PM


Err?


Sup?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 06, 2014, 06:23:06 AM
Nutin.
You?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 06, 2014, 02:50:35 PM

Not much.

How's life?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 06, 2014, 11:05:33 PM
Eh.
How's the sandy paw?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 07, 2014, 02:23:12 AM

Sanding.

how's the alternate minds?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 07, 2014, 03:49:45 AM
Alternative.

How is eating your feet going?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 07, 2014, 05:20:40 AM
Great.
How's the finger of doom?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 07, 2014, 03:16:20 PM

Doomed.

How's the War up there?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 07, 2014, 03:39:00 PM
  It is like the clouds in the sky: unicorns and dragons.

  Why are the clouds shaped like unicorns and dragons?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: SilentSam on December 07, 2014, 03:55:03 PM
because they like to eat each other. 
:) <-- Why is he staring at meh?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 07, 2014, 09:39:23 PM
Because he's a psycho.
Why are you staring at me?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 08, 2014, 02:33:24 AM
Because; "I am staring at ze man!"

Why am I quoting Thou Shalt Laugh?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 08, 2014, 04:53:19 AM
Because you can't laigh.
Why do I repeat why do I repeat myself?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 08, 2014, 08:36:37 PM

Because you can't not repeat yourself twenty times over a hundred.


Huh?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 08, 2014, 11:40:19 PM
Wuh?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 09, 2014, 12:56:25 AM
Eh?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 09, 2014, 03:37:31 PM
Hmm?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 09, 2014, 06:08:40 PM

Is that right?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 09, 2014, 08:52:29 PM
Yeah?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 09, 2014, 08:55:12 PM
NEVER!!!!

NEVER??!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 09, 2014, 09:26:48 PM
Can we please be calm?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 09, 2014, 09:46:39 PM
NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 09, 2014, 11:32:29 PM
Yup!!!

Nope?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 09, 2014, 11:33:29 PM
NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Conrad the Painless on December 09, 2014, 11:34:45 PM
Is mayonnaise an instrument? 
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 09, 2014, 11:35:14 PM
NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 10, 2014, 01:26:15 AM
Of corse!
Always?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 10, 2014, 02:16:58 AM

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

What's for dinner?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 10, 2014, 03:00:59 AM
NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 10, 2014, 05:59:01 AM
True...
Is that the truth?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 10, 2014, 02:27:22 PM

The dude fro jeopardy said no.


Aaaah do you know how to fly AND land this thing?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 10, 2014, 04:52:12 PM
NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 10, 2014, 06:44:52 PM
  Schmmmmf.

  Squiggles and giggles?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 10, 2014, 07:01:59 PM
Lego.

Zippy?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: SilentSam on December 10, 2014, 08:37:07 PM
Clouds.
Clouds?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 10, 2014, 08:50:25 PM

But of course.

You going to eat that?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Conrad the Painless on December 10, 2014, 09:12:35 PM
Sometime next evening.

How big is the Pope's hat?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 10, 2014, 09:42:11 PM
NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 11, 2014, 12:01:47 AM

Never.

Do I have something in my teeth ;D
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 11, 2014, 12:18:40 AM
Nothing but evilness.

Am I awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 11, 2014, 12:38:36 AM

*Snigger* But of course


How about me?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 11, 2014, 02:21:42 AM
Nah. JK. ;D

Who did what?!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 11, 2014, 02:38:43 AM
NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 11, 2014, 02:47:01 AM
Meh?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 11, 2014, 03:02:20 AM
NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 11, 2014, 03:34:25 AM
And....

And?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 11, 2014, 03:34:37 AM
NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 11, 2014, 03:44:19 AM
Why.

Waaay?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 11, 2014, 03:45:33 AM
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NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 11, 2014, 03:46:23 AM
NOPE. NOPE.

YES? YES?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 11, 2014, 03:46:50 AM
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NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 11, 2014, 06:39:16 AM
  Never say never, except for if you say never say never, in which case you may say never.

  What's that funny squeaky sound?  (Brownie points to whoever gets the reference!)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 11, 2014, 04:53:43 PM
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NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 11, 2014, 07:11:41 PM
Yup.

Yes?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 11, 2014, 08:12:31 PM
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NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 11, 2014, 08:16:15 PM
Kitty cat!

LLLLLIONS???
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Post by: Delthion on December 11, 2014, 08:16:40 PM
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NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 11, 2014, 08:20:17 PM
LLLLIONS.

Kitty cats?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Maudie on December 11, 2014, 08:40:17 PM
Huh.

hmm?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 11, 2014, 09:23:44 PM

Of course NOT.


Pardon?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 11, 2014, 10:35:48 PM
  You don't get to excuse yourself for that kind of action, young man!  >:(  (:P)

  Moooooommyyyyy?  Can I have a cooooookiiiiieeee?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 11, 2014, 11:00:36 PM

Let me think about it... NO!


How about this one, it only been used twice. it's a 1982, cherry red lollipop.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 12, 2014, 03:11:36 AM
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NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 12, 2014, 10:13:59 PM
So...

So?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 12, 2014, 10:51:01 PM
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NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 12, 2014, 10:56:44 PM
.......

.......?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 12, 2014, 11:25:02 PM
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NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 12, 2014, 11:29:53 PM
Um maybe, ask you mother.



HEY?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 12, 2014, 11:36:49 PM
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NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 13, 2014, 12:07:32 AM
  Quote yourself again and it'll make you feel better.

  When can I have my crocodile shoes?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 13, 2014, 04:59:31 AM
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NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on December 13, 2014, 05:03:20 AM
Why is cabbage the meaning of the universe?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 13, 2014, 05:31:50 AM
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NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 13, 2014, 02:50:53 PM

Always!

Always?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 13, 2014, 03:28:52 PM
  Perhaps "okay" will be our "always".

  Okay, Hazel Grace?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jetthebinturong on December 13, 2014, 04:24:39 PM
NO

WHY?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 13, 2014, 04:29:21 PM
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NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 16, 2014, 02:49:05 PM
Yes.
Do you have any idea what I have been doing?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 16, 2014, 03:13:21 PM

Nope


Can I have my very own air pump action metal barrel traction something something fantaction Red Rider BB gun?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 16, 2014, 03:14:41 PM
No.
Can you get an inverted thing if whatever you just said?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 16, 2014, 05:17:14 PM
  You'll shoot your eye out.

  Am I getting a year's subscription to the jam of the month club for Christmas?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 16, 2014, 06:11:57 PM
No, don't be silly.
Can tigers get new stripes when those get worn out?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 16, 2014, 06:16:10 PM
  Actually, tigers wear a fur coat, so when their stripes wear out they just get a new coat from the store.

  Why is the angel on top of my Christmas tree crooked?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 16, 2014, 11:03:26 PM

It's not crooked it's just seems crooked that angel s perfectly straight.


Will I get everything I want for Christmas or will I only get coal?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 16, 2014, 11:11:14 PM
  You'll get reindeer droppings on your head.

  Why is there a leaf on my carpet?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 16, 2014, 11:52:54 PM
Because you put it there.
Why aren't there any leaves on my carpet?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 17, 2014, 12:09:42 AM
  (Actually, it's 'cause it's a dead leaf that fell off a houseplant.  :P)

  Because they don't like the colour.

  Where did all the socks go?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 17, 2014, 04:11:15 AM
Into a wormhole that leads to the Gamma Quadrent, where they were held captive by a race known as the Dominion. They're soldiers, the Jem'Hadar, held you socks captive for further questioning.
Do I watch to much Star Trek?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 17, 2014, 04:30:30 PM

Yes Star Trek is horrible.


Why do I dislike Star Trek so much?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 18, 2014, 05:43:37 AM
Because your being controlled by Ceti Eels. You think you dislike Star Trek, but that's just because your under Khans control.
Why are GIFs awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Maudie on December 18, 2014, 06:01:38 AM
Because everyone loves how they slow down the internet.

Christmas?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: James Gryphon on December 18, 2014, 06:37:10 AM
The revenge of the moderators!

Are you a chipmunk?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 18, 2014, 07:48:06 AM
  ...How did you know?

  Have you ever eaten an ostrich in one bite?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 18, 2014, 08:35:53 PM

But of course Not


Have you ever seen a Ant fly?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 19, 2014, 02:43:32 AM
  Yes, but I quickly smashed it. (That's actually 100% truth.  We have large, disgusting flying ants at my house.  No idea what kind of want they are, but they're gross.)

  Why is Katniss shooting Van Gogh's painting of the TARDIS?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 19, 2014, 02:44:46 AM
Because Katniss is dumb, and the Doctor is overrated...

Why do I dislike both shows and the book that much?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 19, 2014, 02:46:26 AM
  Because The Hunger Games are kinda meh and you just don't understand how awesome Doctor Who is.

  Why do I have a poster of Katniss when I don't really like her?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 19, 2014, 02:47:02 AM
Because you do not understand that the Doctor is overrated...

Why is Rain wrong?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kitsune on December 19, 2014, 02:48:00 AM
Because she is right.

Do all infinities have other infinities?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 19, 2014, 02:49:13 AM
  Only if those infinities are smaller infinities.

  Why is my arm green?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: James Gryphon on December 19, 2014, 03:43:58 AM
OOOH NOES I'M STARVING!!!

Faceoff faceoff faceoff faceoff?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 19, 2014, 04:17:18 AM
  There is fear in my eyes.

  Is it bad if you have a numb finger after accidentally dropping an anvil on it?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Maudie on December 19, 2014, 04:57:39 AM
Nah. Not being able to feel your finger just means you don't actually have a finger.

What if the world of Leviathan was REAL?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 19, 2014, 06:41:44 AM
Then the bu let would be full.
What if the text moved to the left I stead of the right?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 20, 2014, 12:28:00 AM
  Our world would never be the same.  *Logs off of computer and goes to rethink life for twenty years*

  Why is my Christmas tree angel still crooked?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 20, 2014, 09:32:42 PM

THAT ANGEL IS PERFECTLY STRAIGHT, IT'S YOUR EYES THAT ARE CROOKED!!!!



Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, pretty please, please, please, please, please with a cherry and a little sugar on top?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on December 21, 2014, 04:33:53 AM
No.
Yes?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 22, 2014, 07:58:54 PM
  Ask your father.

  Father?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rusvul on December 22, 2014, 10:24:46 PM
If I am in a city with 1,103 people per square mile, why haven't I seen a single one of them today?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 23, 2014, 12:44:24 AM
  Ask your mother.

  Mother?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rusvul on December 23, 2014, 03:40:06 AM
*Slap*

How come my city holds two records for size, and yet is still dwarfed by most big cities?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 23, 2014, 03:42:44 AM
  Because your city is secretly part of a conspiracy and they're doing tests that make people think it's bigger than it actually is.

  Why do I come up with such lame conspiracy theories?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 23, 2014, 04:06:49 PM

Because the Government are controlling your every move.



Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kitsune on December 23, 2014, 04:30:25 PM
Because reasons.

What reasons?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 23, 2014, 05:33:08 PM

Hundreds.



I wonder?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 24, 2014, 05:33:42 AM
  No.  Do not wonder.  Do not think freely.  You will only do yourself harm.  Follow these simple instructions on how to live your life and you will survive.  *Hands Sandy-chan an extremely thick instruction manual*

  *Walks into your house*  Hey, what's your WiFi password?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 24, 2014, 05:34:55 AM
BOOM!

What is the loneliest number?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 24, 2014, 05:38:06 AM
  0.  It literally has no one.

  Did you see what I did there?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on December 24, 2014, 05:41:33 AM
Yes, but it isn't true if it is 0 then there is no one to be lonely.

Do you agree?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 24, 2014, 06:18:28 AM
  Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh...  I suppose.  Although I still like my play on words.  ;D

  Am I awesome or what?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Maudie on December 24, 2014, 07:39:05 AM
What.

Your mom?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Rainshadow on December 24, 2014, 08:37:20 AM
  DON'T YOU DARE BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS!

  Why am I not asleep?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Hickory on January 04, 2015, 07:45:46 PM
Because you're awake.

What makes flies fly into spider webs?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Mhera on January 04, 2015, 09:16:38 PM
The little known fact that spiderwebs exert a tremendous amount of gravitational force upon flies and flies only. This is why flies fly around so much before getting caught; they aren't searching for food or anything logical like that, but rather are attempting to escape their orbit of the spiderweb.

Why has no one invented chocolate flavored toothpaste?
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Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on January 05, 2015, 03:44:53 AM
Because flying saucers.

Why am I not a badger?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Hickory on January 05, 2015, 02:58:20 PM
Because you're a otter.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on January 05, 2015, 03:04:14 PM
Where is Gulo the Savage?!  :o
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Alindy15 on January 05, 2015, 04:02:38 PM
Somewhere decaying in a ditch.


Why did the cat put an 'M' into the freezer?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on January 20, 2015, 01:39:49 AM
Because he could, don't judge him!

Why hasn't someone created a Redwall movie yet?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Maudie on January 20, 2015, 02:29:42 AM
They thought Martin was a wimp, so they decided Rose wouldn't die, and them the fans got mad and drove them out of town on a rail. Poor guys.


Sincerely me?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Mhera on January 20, 2015, 05:27:11 AM
Absolutely uncertain.

What's up with down?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on January 20, 2015, 11:32:31 AM
Dunno, go sideways.

WHY AM I TYPING LIEK DIS?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Hickory on January 20, 2015, 07:32:09 PM
Because auto correct is off.

Why did Plugg Firetail die so fast in triss?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on January 20, 2015, 11:50:24 PM
Because Brian Jacques didn't want him to live any longer.

Why does my cat keep knocking stuff off my desk?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Hickory on January 21, 2015, 04:49:58 PM
Because he's hurt and needs your attention. ME-OW!

Why did Prince Vladd have no skills at all?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: James Gryphon on January 21, 2015, 07:54:38 PM
He was sent from the government and was there to help!

Does GEICO save any money?
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Post by: Søren on January 21, 2015, 08:51:28 PM
Of corse. You know how much it would cost to use REAL geckos in their commercials?
Is whipped cream the greatest substance on earth?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Hickory on January 21, 2015, 09:03:21 PM
No, whipped mayonaisse is
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on January 21, 2015, 09:04:01 PM
(your supposed to ask a question.)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Mhera on January 22, 2015, 11:57:55 PM
Why did neither Sage nor Sor ask a question?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Tiria_Wildlough on January 23, 2015, 01:37:01 AM
They weren't paying attention. -Haha

Why is my dog licking my eye?

Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Mhera on January 23, 2015, 01:39:44 AM
That sounds painful.

Is there really no such thing as a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Tiria_Wildlough on January 23, 2015, 01:44:47 AM
Ask yourself that, silly goose!! Haha lol

;D ;D

What is 11 + 10 ? If you don't understand why this is a stupid question. It's totally fine :)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Mhera on January 23, 2015, 03:47:21 AM
1110

Which can fly further, a penguin or an ostrich?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on January 23, 2015, 04:07:06 AM
A penguin! An Ostrich would end up in stritches!

Why did I make one of the worst jokes known to man?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on January 23, 2015, 12:36:13 PM
Because you could.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on January 21, 2015, 09:04:01 PM
(your supposed to ask a question.)
Becauuuseeeee reeeeeasssssoooonnns.
What do I like to sleep?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Søren on January 23, 2015, 12:37:17 PM

Because you could.
Quote from: Mhera on January 22, 2015, 11:57:55 PM
Why did neither Sage nor Sor ask a question?
Becauuuseeeee reeeeeasssssoooonnns.
What do I like to sleep?
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Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 23, 2015, 05:00:33 PM

Mkay...

Because you aren't actually sleeping you a merely in a vision like state where you think you are sleeping. what's really happening is aliens are using your helpless body to take over the world!

Why is my reflection in the spoon upside down?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Mhera on January 23, 2015, 08:27:18 PM
You've got it wrong. The reflection is right side up and the world is upside down.

Why is grass purple?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Delthion on January 23, 2015, 08:54:59 PM
Because "Bubuduba-bubuda Boom!"

Do you have scrambled eggs all over your face?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Mhera on January 24, 2015, 12:18:14 AM
No. I only put scrambled eggs on my face for special occasions.

When I run out of milk to pour on my cereal, what would be a better substitute: Diet Coke or orange juice?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: rachel25 on February 26, 2015, 06:24:11 PM
Neither, try nitro glicern.       Why is the purple?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on February 26, 2015, 09:10:40 PM

Because purple is why.


What will happen if the puppet Pinocchio said my nose will grow?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Skyblade on February 26, 2015, 09:34:56 PM
It won't!

How do I get a 100 on an exam?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: LT Sandpaw on February 26, 2015, 09:44:06 PM

Study.

Where does the wind blow?
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Post by: Skyblade on February 26, 2015, 09:48:19 PM
In Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

Is fast food healthy?
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Post by: Izeroth on March 05, 2015, 01:43:58 AM
 I don't know. I guess that depends on how fast it is.

Why can't homework go extinct?
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Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on March 05, 2015, 02:10:56 PM
Because I am underrated.
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Post by: Søren on March 05, 2015, 02:29:50 PM
Because you forgot your question.
Why do New Yorkers talk like that?
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Post by: Izeroth on March 05, 2015, 03:10:37 PM
 Because they're new.

What is the square root of x?
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Post by: Luftwaffles on March 05, 2015, 03:19:04 PM
It doesn't have any roots... it's a square :P!

How could my freezer overheat?
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Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 05, 2015, 04:04:26 PM

Because the freezer went on strike.


What is the secret to the universe?
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Post by: Søren on March 05, 2015, 04:05:12 PM
That there is no secret to the universe.
What's with JT's wanna-beard?
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Post by: Mhera on March 05, 2015, 04:07:49 PM
Y'know, for a guy with "Timber" in his name you would expect a more lumberjackish look.

Why is English grammar so complicated?
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Post by: Søren on March 05, 2015, 04:10:02 PM
Because Chinese isn't.
Why do I get Ninja'd all the time?
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Post by: The Mask on March 09, 2015, 06:48:31 AM
Gump Gump Flibby Flop.

Gump Gump Flibby Flop?
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Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 09, 2015, 06:33:26 PM
Its a secret code, a pass word, no a riddle and we must figure it out. The first Glump must be referring to the glumping principle where you remove the second letter in a five letter word making it equal Gump. This means the second glump is nothing more then a trick word made to confuse us so we can just scratch it out.

Gump=L Glump Flibby Flop

Now if we take the Flibby and subtract it from three we get Fli which is the alien word for Forests. Flop is the word for doing lazy things such as watching TV so that gives us this.

Gump=L Glump Fli=Forests(bby) Flop=TV Watching

Now if we take the L and the bby and we turn the bb over we get Lppy which in the Aztec langue means Now. SO if we take the whole thing and put it on each side of the question we get.

Gump, Forest, TV Watching, Now=Glump

So if we add the number 6.0003452133333333- too the word Now which is at the end of the first equation we get On and Now mixed together which when separated makes the problem read.

Watching Forest Gump Now On TV= Glump

So the answer to Glump is what I was doing not five minutes ago congratulations Mask your a fortune teller.


Did I or didn't I just order bacon cheese burgers?
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Post by: Banya on March 10, 2015, 04:44:54 PM
Oh my stars.  That was incredible.  And I don't even really understand what just happened.

Whether or not you ordered a bacon cheeseburger is a different matter than whether or not you got one, and whether or not you ate one. 

Why do Sierra and I have the most votes in the Machine?
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Post by: Søren on March 10, 2015, 04:49:32 PM
Because you love eachother and long to be held in each others arms.
Are the tie racks helium?
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Post by: Izeroth on March 12, 2015, 12:55:42 AM
 I'd never really considered that before. If they are, the philosophical implications would be intriguing.

What is infinity times infinity?
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Post by: Mhera on March 12, 2015, 01:51:02 AM
infinity2

Why is summer hot?
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Post by: Banya on March 12, 2015, 04:32:04 AM
Because of shirtless guys.  It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. 

If Turkey and Russia can lie on two continents, why can't I take up two seats on the bus?
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Post by: Izeroth on March 12, 2015, 11:59:06 PM
 Because of global warming.

If Bob has two apples, what is the square root of eighty-three?

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Post by: Lady Amber on March 13, 2015, 02:19:49 AM
An orange.

Why is the atmosphere made of dirt?
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Post by: James Gryphon on March 13, 2015, 02:45:29 AM
The dinosaurs ate it.

Why was it hit with a rock?
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Post by: Lady Amber on March 13, 2015, 02:51:56 AM
Because of aliens.

Why do clouds disappear?
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Post by: James Gryphon on March 13, 2015, 03:06:58 AM
Michael Jackson.

Why are monkeys chimpanzees?
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Post by: Lady Amber on March 13, 2015, 03:12:49 AM
Because they are strange.

Why am I up at 11:00 PM?
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Post by: James Gryphon on March 13, 2015, 03:14:30 AM
You've been a very, very bad girl today.

Is hockey the fastest sport on cleats?
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Post by: Izeroth on March 13, 2015, 03:15:34 AM
 No; golf is.

Does B.C. stand for "before computers"?
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Post by: Søren on March 15, 2015, 02:03:56 AM
No, before chocolate.

Quote from: James Gryphon on March 13, 2015, 03:14:30 AM
You've been a very, very bad girl today.
That sounded just a tad bit creepy.
Is the above quote creepy?
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Post by: Jetthebinturong on March 15, 2015, 02:12:00 AM
Verily

Art thou a knave?
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Post by: Izeroth on March 15, 2015, 03:38:23 AM
 A knave?! Thou hast taken me to be a simple knave? Dost thou understand what thou art speaking of? Methinks not!

Why does everything sound better in Old English?
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Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 16, 2015, 08:17:07 PM

Its round, the Symbol would make more sense like this


                             O
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Post by: Skyblade on March 16, 2015, 09:52:07 PM
24.


Do coins make sense?
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Post by: Mhera on March 16, 2015, 09:57:31 PM
Yes, but only if they're pennies (get it?)

Cats or oranges?
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Post by: Banya on March 17, 2015, 03:25:52 PM
Peacocks.

What even is a cheeto?
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Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 17, 2015, 04:28:35 PM

No its who isn't a cheeto.


How come the sky fell a I didn't notice?
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Post by: Russa Nodrey on March 18, 2015, 05:36:38 PM
Purple, because of purple.

What is purple?
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Post by: Søren on March 18, 2015, 05:37:30 PM
Pink.
What is a van?
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Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 18, 2015, 06:04:58 PM

A van is a revolutionary way travel.


WHAT'S WRONG WITH BOB!?
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Post by: Mhera on March 18, 2015, 06:34:44 PM
He wants to be called "Robert" but none of his friends like that name.

Tank or Humvee?
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Post by: Rainshadow on March 18, 2015, 06:36:44 PM
  I actually prefer T-shirts.

  If elves have eyes similar to those of a cat, meaning that they can see in the dark, does that mean that elf eyes reflect light, seemingly glowing in the dark?
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Post by: Banya on March 19, 2015, 07:01:15 AM
It means that an elf would never ever lose a staring competition.

Can you even?
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Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 19, 2015, 03:56:52 PM

I would tell you, but then I would have to kill you.



"Wanna know my secret identity?"
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Post by: James Gryphon on March 19, 2015, 03:59:00 PM
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof-a!

PS3 controller connection cord?
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Post by: Søren on March 19, 2015, 09:07:27 PM
Sorry, in use.
WHAT?!?!
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Post by: Mhera on March 19, 2015, 09:09:57 PM
IKR?!?!

Is there such a thing as a stupid question?
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Post by: Russa Nodrey on March 19, 2015, 09:49:45 PM
Nope.

Why can worms fly?
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Post by: Mhera on March 19, 2015, 10:11:08 PM
Only if a bird eats them.

Are bushes actually bushy?
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Post by: Izeroth on March 21, 2015, 06:11:19 PM
 That depends. Is this bush a triangular dodecahedron?

If you light a man on fire, will he be warm for the rest of his life?

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 21, 2015, 08:21:06 PM

Only if the burns leave awesome scars that make him look cool.


Can we fix it?
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Post by: Izeroth on March 23, 2015, 12:52:56 AM
 Yes we can! (But only on Saturdays)

What is the meaning of meaning?
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Post by: Kitsune on March 23, 2015, 02:27:42 AM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 17, 2015, 04:28:35 PMHow come the sky fell a I didn't notice?

Is that a reference to this?

(http://www.kanube.com/pluggfiretail/60526913.jpg)



The meaning of not meaning.

To understand, or to be a fish?
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Post by: Søren on March 23, 2015, 02:49:37 AM
Lizard.
On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your pain?
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Post by: James Gryphon on March 23, 2015, 03:57:14 AM
Darth Vader.

Red green Loch Ness Monster?
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Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 23, 2015, 09:23:52 PM

Is Celebrating Christmas.



Does Lazy Jane get to drink the rain?
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Post by: James Gryphon on March 23, 2015, 10:06:40 PM
No to the feathered nerf gun!!!

What about the spastic keyboard monkey?
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Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on March 23, 2015, 11:26:46 PM
Well, it lived it the little screen thing.

Do bears have brains or do they just like, live on fishes?
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Post by: Izeroth on March 24, 2015, 08:10:00 PM
 If a bear can bear to drink beer, brains this bear does bear.

Can a box box?
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Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on March 25, 2015, 02:05:45 AM
Not if it can box boxes at a box boxing box arena.


Do we really have ears, or do we just think sounds?
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Post by: Banya on March 25, 2015, 07:03:39 AM
It's the same with the eyes, you know.

Who?
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Post by: Søren on March 25, 2015, 12:55:03 PM
What?
Huh?
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Post by: Banya on March 25, 2015, 03:16:06 PM
Ah!

Have you watched the "Dark Lord funk you up" video yet?
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Post by: Dibbun Against Bedtime on April 29, 2015, 12:49:15 AM
My revived thread sensors have detected something!

Why is purple indigo and indigo blue and blue green and green yellow and yellow orange and orange red for 3 seconds in the spacetime continuum?
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Post by: Izeroth on May 04, 2015, 10:16:56 PM
 Because ochre is evil.

What is the square root of North America?
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Post by: Dibbun Against Bedtime on May 04, 2015, 10:18:14 PM
Jar Jar Binks because the quadratic formula states so.

If your mom is your mom, who's yo daddy?
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Post by: Hickory on May 06, 2015, 03:07:25 PM
Your uncle's twice removed mother in law's cousin.
What happens if you give the Trix rabbit some Triz?
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Post by: Dibbun Against Bedtime on May 18, 2015, 10:52:24 PM
He finds the y axis.

Who was the guy with the face and the personality?
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Post by: Wot, wot! on May 19, 2015, 01:15:21 AM
The zebra with purple hooves' zookeeper

If verbs conjugate, what do parabolas do?
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Post by: Captain Wortshire on September 15, 2015, 01:30:14 PM
How am I supposed to know! I didn't study my Algebra (or was it Geometry? (hee,hee))

Does your pet wookie make the house smell weird?
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Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 15, 2015, 04:45:55 PM
Of course not.

Does 1 + 1 = 5838?
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Post by: LT Sandpaw on September 15, 2015, 04:49:09 PM

It does If your an optimist.

How long will it take a fly flying at three miles an hour without stopping to reach the moon if the galactic pressure is at CM3+KmY and the earths orbital speed is 679 MPH?
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Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 15, 2015, 04:50:27 PM
1 minute.

If Castle Floret was green would Urgan Nagru have wanted it?
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Post by: LT Sandpaw on September 15, 2015, 04:56:56 PM

Everyone knows that Urgan Nagru like to reverse everything including his name. So if Castle Floret was green it would become neerg and neerg looks a lot like near + G. And if he turned G around he would get something that looked like a backwards G. So he would then have Near + Backwards G. Which doesn't make any sense so no he wouldn't have wanted Castle Floret Backwards G plus Near.

What happens if I ask a good question instead of a stupid question?
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Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 15, 2015, 05:10:33 PM
You wont know until you do it.

If Redwall was blue would it be called Bluewall?
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Post by: Captain Wortshire on September 18, 2015, 01:29:44 AM
No it wouldn't it would be ceruleanwall or aquawall.

Why am I even asking this?
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Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 18, 2015, 01:32:11 AM
Because you want a stupid answer.

If a wood chuck could chuck wood, how much wood would it chuck?
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Post by: Cornflower MM on September 18, 2015, 02:25:51 AM
A wood chuck chucking wood's worth, that's how much.

Hello Kitty or green?
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Post by: LT Sandpaw on September 18, 2015, 05:08:10 PM

I believe the answer is that we should force Hello kitty to work in a green field.

If you were standing on the edge of a plank being pushed into a shark infested ocean by pirates armed with large plastic pistols what would be the best way to calculate Pi?
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Post by: Eulaliaaa! on September 18, 2015, 06:01:37 PM
It depends on how much cheese you ate...

What would my cat do if I kicked her in the face?
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Post by: LT Sandpaw on September 18, 2015, 07:02:33 PM

She would pull out her sword and say. "Hello, my name is Kitty McKit, you kicked my face. Prepare to die."


How on earth do I do that?
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Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 18, 2015, 09:32:02 PM
You don't.

Are camels creepy?
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Post by: James Gryphon on September 18, 2015, 09:55:54 PM
The ITSY BITSY SPIDER climbed up the water spout!

Why did I ever sleep?
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Post by: Mhera on September 19, 2015, 10:49:36 PM
Because you didn't consume nearly enough caffeine and sugar.

Is north south?
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Post by: LT Sandpaw on September 19, 2015, 11:45:48 PM

If you go far enough North its South and if you go far enough South its North so yes North is South.

What happens if pink unicorn piñatas got ahold of MK Saw machine guns?
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Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on September 20, 2015, 09:33:09 AM
Then we would play clarinets.

What would happen if the world ate piñatas on a daily basis?
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Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 20, 2015, 03:03:24 PM
Brazil would blow up.

Why is the United States purple on my map?
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Post by: LT Sandpaw on September 20, 2015, 07:48:00 PM

Because the artist was color blind.

Why are the emoticons yellow, is it like a super shameless way of advertising lego?
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Post by: James Gryphon on September 20, 2015, 08:35:08 PM
No, it's the other way around!

When's yesterday going to be here?
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Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 20, 2015, 09:24:21 PM
When it's tomorrow.

What color shirt am I wearing?
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Post by: LT Sandpaw on September 20, 2015, 09:27:39 PM

What makes you think your wearing a shirt?

How does lego shamelessly promote yellow emoticons?
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Post by: Hickory on September 20, 2015, 09:28:55 PM
With purple colored bricks.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 20, 2015, 09:29:51 PM
It didn't.

What's with wool?
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Post by: Tiny Jackalope on September 20, 2015, 10:32:15 PM
Sheep.

Why are sweaters so awesome in the summer?
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Post by: SilentSam on September 20, 2015, 10:59:57 PM
Because short sleeves are for the winter.

WHY AM I ASKING IN CAPS???
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Post by: LT Sandpaw on September 20, 2015, 11:58:23 PM

Because you will be unable to read my answer.

How is it possible for a tiny cactus needle to hurt so much?
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Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 21, 2015, 03:36:24 PM
It isn't.

8)?
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Post by: rachel25 on October 15, 2015, 06:21:29 PM
Watch out for crocodiles!

Why all the feels?
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Post by: Amarith Waterspring on October 17, 2015, 02:45:06 AM
Because the feels feel you

Jokes are a pumpkiny sauce right?
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Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on October 17, 2015, 04:26:54 AM
No, because carrots!

Why am I a human?
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Post by: Amarith Waterspring on October 18, 2015, 08:15:12 PM
well would you want to be a sweater?

who is that guy with the coolio-y-ness?  8)
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Post by: rachel25 on November 01, 2015, 08:02:32 PM
He's French.

Is this really a sheep?
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Post by: Vilu Daskar on November 01, 2015, 08:27:21 PM
No it's a cow.

Why do camels sing?
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Post by: Dotti Dillworthy on November 02, 2015, 12:53:03 AM
Because they are so thirsty..

If you were an alien, what planet would you live?
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Post by: rachel25 on November 02, 2015, 02:03:29 PM
Cats.

Can you hear the people.....?
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Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on November 02, 2015, 02:11:25 PM
JE SUIS ROUGE.

TU ES ROUGE?
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Post by: Vilu Daskar on November 02, 2015, 04:17:22 PM
Of course not. Everyone knows hares are sickly rabbits.

Do sloths creep you out?
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Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on November 03, 2015, 11:35:42 AM
JE AM UN BEAR!

French?
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Post by: Vilu Daskar on November 03, 2015, 02:42:24 PM
Worms.

Did you follow this link? http://redwallabbey.com/forum/Themes/classic/images/smflogo.gif
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Post by: Groddil on November 05, 2015, 10:44:52 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on November 03, 2015, 02:42:24 PM
Worms.

Did you follow this link?

What link? There's no link there!

Cheese.
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Post by: Vilu Daskar on November 06, 2015, 03:01:43 PM
No, no the answer is 37.94857363764372.

Are purple balloons evil?
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Post by: Groddil on November 07, 2015, 02:40:46 AM
Only if they're red.
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Post by: rachel25 on November 07, 2015, 09:19:10 AM
....

Should I jump on the sleeping froad?
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Post by: Groddil on November 08, 2015, 10:32:48 PM
If you do, it'll jump on you! (singsong voice)

WG@WHY@$#I$^E%HGSBW$#WHEAQG@?
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Post by: rachel25 on November 09, 2015, 12:35:38 PM
Shsss. You'll wake the serial killers.

Why do the feels attack me so much?
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Post by: Groddil on November 16, 2015, 10:34:34 PM
Because you smelt them.

Why is everything yellow?
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Post by: Tiria_Wildlough on November 17, 2015, 01:52:54 AM
because your eyes are! hmm.....i need to be more creative next time haha

why are my eyes rolling back in my head?
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Post by: Groddil on November 17, 2015, 04:13:15 AM
You have no head. You have no eyes. You have nothing. You are not real. You are just a figment of my imagination. Breathe, Groddil, Breathe. It's not actually happening. You are strong, you can get through this. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

In case ya don't know, that last bit is my question.
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Post by: Jetthebinturong on November 17, 2015, 05:25:09 PM
THERE IS NO SPOON.

Deus ex machina?
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Post by: Groddil on November 17, 2015, 09:15:36 PM
Deus Ex Mankind Divided.

How much does nonexistence cost?
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Post by: Vilu Daskar on November 17, 2015, 09:29:19 PM
*Shoots Grod and takes his money.* That much.

Why does my cow sing?
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Post by: Groddil on November 18, 2015, 10:21:02 PM
Because it doesn't have a bell.

What is the meaning of life?
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Post by: Vilu Daskar on November 19, 2015, 08:47:37 PM
Vilu Daskar when he turns 42.

What do books have in common with nothing?
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Post by: Groddil on November 19, 2015, 08:53:44 PM
TV.

Why is the forum broken?
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Post by: Vilu Daskar on November 20, 2015, 03:41:33 PM
Because you joined and unleashed  >:( on the forum.

Why are pianos hot pink?
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Post by: rachel25 on June 15, 2017, 02:30:19 PM
Well they can't exactly be cold pink now can they?

Will my college results be what I want?
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Post by: Lady Amber on June 15, 2017, 11:27:48 PM
Only if you sing nonstop for a month.

Why can spiders talk?
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Post by: James Gryphon on June 15, 2017, 11:29:11 PM
Abacus!

Sausage gravy burger?
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Post by: Lady Amber on June 16, 2017, 12:22:32 AM
Cucumbers.

What should I do?
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Post by: James Gryphon on June 16, 2017, 07:24:03 PM
Yes!

Eat the ice cream?

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Post by: Lady Amber on June 17, 2017, 01:11:43 AM
No, melt it down and form it into a house.

What would happen if a wolf transformed into a cloud?
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Post by: Dannflor on June 17, 2017, 11:54:39 PM
You would be placed in an Asylum!


Why are most emoji's creepy?
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Post by: Delthion on June 18, 2017, 12:12:03 AM
NO!!!!!

Pie?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: James Gryphon on June 24, 2017, 02:44:57 PM
The Empire strikes back.

Pizza for breakfast, pizza with tea?
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Post by: rachel25 on June 24, 2017, 03:53:05 PM
I prefer wind surfing.

Munch, crunch?
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Post by: Lady Amber on June 25, 2017, 02:58:18 AM
Sometimes showers cry.

But why?
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Post by: rachel25 on June 28, 2017, 01:34:12 PM
STOP THAT GOAT!

When will the sky give me jellybeans?
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Post by: Andy on August 27, 2017, 08:57:06 PM
When the gumdrop mountain implodes, filling the earth with caramel.

What am the sky?
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Post by: rachel25 on August 29, 2017, 03:11:33 PM
*slaps* Don't say such things!

Why my eyes hurt?
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Post by: Ashleg on August 30, 2017, 12:09:00 AM
Grandma Jelly lit Idaho on fire!

Who are you?
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Post by: Andy on August 30, 2017, 02:35:27 AM
Whatever I wanna do.

Does purple hurt?
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Post by: Ashleg on August 30, 2017, 03:26:03 AM
Science is why.

Is peach a citrus?
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Post by: rachel25 on October 11, 2017, 09:04:09 AM
Only when boiled alongside a frog.

What is time?
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Post by: Delthion on October 12, 2017, 03:44:12 AM
Time is any want of conformity unto, or transgression of the law of God.

What is meant by "want of conformity"? ;D
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Post by: Ashleg on October 12, 2017, 03:51:07 AM
People getting together to wear uniforms.

Where is my head?
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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 19, 2019, 04:27:40 PM
Probably still in bed.

How long do I have to wait before I grow a tail?
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Post by: Tungro on March 19, 2019, 04:46:31 PM
When you become a snail.

When will I get a reliable computer?
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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 19, 2019, 04:48:21 PM
When you yourself become reliable. ;D

What do you want to be when you grow up?
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Post by: Tungro on March 19, 2019, 04:49:41 PM
Spoiler
I do realize this is play, but that was a really good burn  :P
[close]

When you grow up you will know.

When will school end?
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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 19, 2019, 04:51:26 PM
When you die.  ;)

Isn't school fun?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kreg on April 06, 2019, 02:18:21 AM
That an Opinion soo i can't answer you  8(



who is the newest member?
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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 07, 2019, 02:42:19 PM
Go check for yourself.  :D

Who would like to wash dishes?
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Post by: Kreg on April 07, 2019, 05:58:45 PM
You would




Do you like cheese?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 07, 2019, 06:33:59 PM
Do you breath air?

Why aren't you smart?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kreg on April 07, 2019, 07:52:42 PM
right back at you

why do you stink?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 07, 2019, 07:55:45 PM
That's not me, it's you.

Don't you have common sense?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kreg on April 07, 2019, 07:58:13 PM
why are you asking that question?


Do you know if you are a person?
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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 07, 2019, 07:59:35 PM
I'm actually a spambot, so.

Will you post next?

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Post by: Kreg on April 07, 2019, 08:16:59 PM
no


will YOU post next?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 07, 2019, 08:18:26 PM
No, I'm just Del in disguise.

Are you competitive?
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Post by: Kreg on April 07, 2019, 09:13:12 PM
I DON'T KNOW AM I HOW ABOUT WE PLAY ROCK PAPER scissors



am i a pig
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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 07, 2019, 10:00:12 PM
...Agreed????

Why did you call yourself a pig?
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Post by: Kreg on April 07, 2019, 10:01:29 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 07, 2019, 10:00:12 PM
...Agreed????

Why did you call yourself a pig?
i did not i said am i a pig? not i am a pig


why is is a word?
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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 07, 2019, 11:35:22 PM
Oh...My bad.  ;D

Whyb is the world so evil?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kreg on April 07, 2019, 11:55:13 PM
why is your profile so evil?

what is a face?
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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 14, 2019, 09:32:21 PM
I don't know. But let me know if you ever find out.  ;)

Why doesn't Skarzs post in here?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kreg on April 20, 2019, 02:05:48 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 14, 2019, 09:32:21 PM
I don't know. But let me know if you ever find out.  ;)


what is a swinging swing while you are in a swing getting swung while your swinging someone else?
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Post by: The Skarzs on April 20, 2019, 05:05:27 PM
Because the earth turns counterclockwise at high speed, so because the swing is higher than the ground, the velocity makes the swing do its thing in a big ring. Also, gravity.

What am the sky?
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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 21, 2019, 03:03:06 PM
It not the mud.  :D

Does anyone here like the Redwall Forum?  ::)

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Post by: Kreg on May 02, 2019, 07:15:49 PM
yes
 


what is mud
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 03, 2019, 07:49:10 PM
Solid Gold.  ;D

What does awesome mean?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jack the Quick on June 20, 2019, 11:58:39 PM
me XD
Cab my granola bar kill you?
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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 24, 2019, 02:40:01 AM
Pfft. Of course it could.

Is a bird a reptile?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 24, 2019, 02:43:02 AM
Yes. why do fish swim?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 24, 2019, 02:46:01 AM
Because then they would be forced to fly.

Why don't mice control cats?
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Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 24, 2019, 02:51:17 AM
Because yeetus reetus.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 24, 2019, 02:55:05 AM
Lol :laugh:
And your question is?....
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Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 24, 2019, 02:58:02 AM
Whats the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?


If you ansewr corrctly, i woll give you a hundred dolaars.
Hiag knows the answer.
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Post by: MathLuk on June 24, 2019, 03:34:01 AM
Laughter.

Why is an aromatic ring so stable?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on June 24, 2019, 03:47:46 AM
Because it stinks.
Why is a spoon better than a sword?
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Post by: Jack the Quick on June 24, 2019, 03:48:29 PM
Because it's round.
Why does water taste better than food?
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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 24, 2019, 04:27:35 PM
Because food is a liquid.

Why does the moon wink?
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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on June 24, 2019, 04:36:21 PM
Because he's got the hots from the sun.
Is the earth purple?
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Post by: Jack the Quick on June 24, 2019, 05:10:05 PM
No, it's orange.
How many people smile?
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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 24, 2019, 07:48:02 PM
All of the frogs...

Why does everyone have common sense?
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Post by: Jack the Quick on June 24, 2019, 11:02:31 PM
Because everyone's uncommon.
Why is apple juice brown?
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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on June 25, 2019, 05:31:11 AM
Apples digest food too you know...
What *exactly* is the function of a rubber duck?
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Post by: Jack the Quick on June 25, 2019, 11:44:35 PM
To eat real ducks.
Why do I live in my house?
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Post by: PaulTheMarlfox on July 05, 2019, 07:44:02 PM
That or the butterflies get you


What gyrates a kernel
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Post by: Jack the Quick on July 12, 2019, 01:54:42 AM
Paul's XD

What... is the in flight speed velocity of a swallow?
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Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on July 12, 2019, 02:36:32 AM
Human speed.

wat am hooman
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Post by: Jack the Quick on July 12, 2019, 10:31:48 PM
Moooooonddddaaaaayyyyyssss

Why are cats fat?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on July 23, 2019, 02:38:24 AM
SHOTS FIRED

FIGHT ME NEEERRRDDD
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jack the Quick on July 23, 2019, 02:10:57 PM
I don't remember even saying that XD
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 25, 2019, 09:04:16 PM
Why won't @Tungro say who he would ship?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jack the Quick on July 26, 2019, 02:33:34 PM
Because he eats
What is jgfksdgjfb+ksjdsvk.js\bd?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on July 27, 2019, 03:12:09 AM
Poop.

Why am are is existsing?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 28, 2019, 12:51:57 AM
Because awesome!

Were is the fat rat who hats a backpack?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jack the Quick on July 31, 2019, 08:17:50 PM
In the typo machine
Why is blue pink?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Tungro on July 31, 2019, 10:38:49 PM
Because guys can now be girls
What are clouds?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 31, 2019, 10:47:31 PM
Uh... mud. Duh! Isn't that obvious? :P

Isn't the fact the clouds are made of mud obvious?

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Post by: Jack the Quick on August 01, 2019, 12:08:38 AM
Red
Why are \\s http?
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Post by: Tungro on August 01, 2019, 01:59:59 PM
HyperText Transfer Protocol Secure
Why does no one know this  ^
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jack the Quick on August 01, 2019, 02:24:25 PM
Because we aren't you ;D
Why are rocks purple?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 07, 2019, 06:44:15 PM
Because guts...

How come thing shave to be the way they are?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on August 07, 2019, 08:05:16 PM
Because yeet.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 07, 2019, 09:55:00 PM
And your question was? ...
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on August 08, 2019, 09:22:59 PM
Why did someone ask me that? ;)

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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 09, 2019, 11:25:29 PM
Because five ants decided to eat a giant pie and got salmonella.

Why is the dog in the freezer?
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Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on August 17, 2019, 03:28:54 AM
Because we were eating hot dogs.

Why?
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Post by: MathLuk on August 17, 2019, 04:26:04 AM
Why not?

The path to twilight or the way to dawn?
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Post by: Verdauga on September 20, 2019, 08:00:36 PM
*Hits 'Revive' button*
Vector to the Heavens.

Why aren't squares square?
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Post by: Verdauga on September 20, 2019, 08:01:06 PM
Nope. double posting like  heretic. Sorry. Meant to modify my other post.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kreg on September 21, 2019, 03:12:03 AM
they are?


why did you double post?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Verdauga on September 21, 2019, 06:43:00 PM
(Serious answer)
I meant to modify my earlier post, but instead of hitting the 'modify' button, I hit the 'quote' button. And Somehow, I didn't notice it until after hitting 'post'
(serious answer)
(Non-serious answer)
Because I felt like the forums couldn't have enough of me!
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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on September 21, 2019, 11:31:48 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on September 21, 2019, 06:43:00 PM
(Serious answer)
I meant to modify my earlier post, but instead of hitting the 'modify' button, I hit the 'quote' button. And Somehow, I didn't notice it until after hitting 'post'
(serious answer)
(Non-serious answer)
Because I felt like the forums couldn't have enough of me!

*Laughs*  :laugh:


Why is the sky always green?
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Post by: Verdauga on September 21, 2019, 11:45:46 PM
All the other colors were taken.
Why oh Why is the floor lava?
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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 22, 2019, 12:07:22 AM
Because someone had an invincible hairdryer in a 1x1 metre box. (Read What If by Randall Munroe)
Why has everyone cut their hair into mullets?
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Post by: Verdauga on September 22, 2019, 12:18:04 AM
No one offered to cut it into mallets.
What if watches told age instead of time?
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Post by: Booklover on October 18, 2019, 09:53:32 PM
Everybody would know to minute when they were born, and so would go around telling everybody, and the world would end.

Why can't turtles fly?
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Post by: Verdauga on October 18, 2019, 09:58:25 PM
Hello, @Booklover ! Welcome to the forum!

Because their shells grow over their wings, obviously.

Can you tell me why fingers don't fing?
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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 19, 2019, 01:37:12 AM
Yes.
Who lives in the house of goats?
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Post by: Booklover on October 19, 2019, 08:44:16 PM
Nobody. There's a fifth Hogwarts house with a goat as it's symbol (definitely true).

Also, I was first on a month or so ago (might be more, can't remember), but yesterday was the first time since then.

If a match can box, and a can can can can, can a box?
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Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on October 19, 2019, 08:57:09 PM
no

why is human
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 19, 2019, 09:48:21 PM
There isn't. It's a figurement of your imagination.

How did the kiwi lose his wings?
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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 20, 2019, 12:37:46 AM
I don't know.
Why don't I know?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 21, 2019, 01:57:32 AM
Because you've never been to New Zealand.
Why haven't you been to New Zealand?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Perifaen on October 21, 2019, 06:54:48 AM
Because parrots aren't penguins.

Why is a toast a toast when toast is bread?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 21, 2019, 04:02:05 PM
Because of the rotation of the earth.

What do the planets think about Pluto since it got kicked out of the planet club?
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Post by: Verdauga on October 21, 2019, 04:21:00 PM
It was an astronomical development.

Are asteroids like baby planets?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Perifaen on October 21, 2019, 10:31:32 PM
Nupe. They are like cereal in an endless bowl.

If money really grew on trees what seeds would you plant?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 21, 2019, 10:32:47 PM
The kind that grew trees that grew money of course.

Why is space so big?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Perifaen on October 21, 2019, 10:35:08 PM
Because it is space.

Do you believe in fairies?

Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on October 22, 2019, 08:52:24 PM
Obviously...

Who wouldn't believe in fairies?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on October 22, 2019, 09:03:40 PM
You and Peri.

Yeetus deletus?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 23, 2019, 04:09:58 PM
Yes please

Why do I sometimes think the royalty of some far off land is stalking me?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 23, 2019, 11:28:57 PM
Because they are.

Why is one side of a mint leaf sometimes brown?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Perifaen on October 27, 2019, 05:31:29 AM
Because you are looking at another dimension.

If travel the world at the same pace as it rotates in the opposite direction, will you stay in the same time for a day?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 28, 2019, 02:42:13 PM
No, because the sun would attack with a solar flare due to you mocking it.

Why do dogs bark at literally nothing?
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Post by: Booklover on October 29, 2019, 11:25:09 AM
Because they're reincarnated forms of trees.
Are ducks secretly trying to take over the world and does this count as a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: MathLuk on October 29, 2019, 12:50:21 PM
No and yes.

Why do apples float?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 29, 2019, 05:33:32 PM
Because they're witches

Why do mountains sit there staring at me, mocking me?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Verdauga on October 29, 2019, 10:22:34 PM
They aren't. They're mocking the valleys and you just happen to be in the way. Get out of the way. It's rude.

Why do batteries die?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 30, 2019, 10:50:04 AM
Because they have too many predators.

Why did emojis get invented?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on October 31, 2019, 08:52:25 PM
Because people stopped talking face to face as a result of using phones too much, but they wanted to show expressions and were also too lazy to write any word longer than five letters, and even that was a stretch.

Why don't mangoes start a revolution against the evil ducks?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 01, 2019, 06:34:30 AM
Because they're waiting for the penguins (may they live forever) to join them so they can obliterate the ducks (may only the native New Zealand ones live forever) completely, rather than just diminishing their numbers slightly.

Why are ducks evil?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 01, 2019, 03:58:28 PM
Because they're tired of humans giving them crumby bread crumbs and not the good whole grain stuff.  See below artistically rendered narrative as proof.
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/32/a9/4c/32a94cb1b574fc5f007e3a0272f91996.jpg)
[close]

Why does my phone ring even though it knows that I don't want it to?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 02, 2019, 12:47:15 AM
Because it is being influenced by the evil of the ducks.

Why does white bread even exist?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 02, 2019, 05:35:47 AM
Because THEY wanted us to be fat and weak.

What are the ducks actually planning?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 02, 2019, 05:55:59 AM
To destroy the internet so we get bored out of our brains and decide to learn how to make proper bread.

When have they scheduled this vandalism?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Verdauga on November 02, 2019, 06:01:22 PM
270 years in the future. They sent one of their own back in time, but he appeared in the late 1800s.

Why do onions cry?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 02, 2019, 08:30:32 PM
Because people are sticking knives in them.

If a bank has branches, why doesn't money grow on trees?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Verdauga on November 02, 2019, 10:09:36 PM
You're beginning to question too much.

*silences Booklover.....Permanently.

Why do we have to ask stupid questions?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 03, 2019, 05:02:29 AM
Because the topic compels you to do so, and as everyone knows, you MUST follow the topics bidding.

Why do ducks have to duck when they could just not.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 03, 2019, 09:55:21 AM
Because they're
Spoiler
BLOODTHIRSTY LITTLE BEASTS!!!
[close]

Why did Verdauga not answer Booklover's question?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 03, 2019, 10:54:42 AM
Because he is on the evil ducks and therefore what he does doesn't matter so I am not actually silenced now.

Why is Verdauga on the side of the evil ducks?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 03, 2019, 09:27:15 PM
Because his brother decided it would be a good idea to throw him in the pond.

Why do beds have springs?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 03, 2019, 11:57:47 PM
So you can wake up with a spring in your step.

How come bread isn't always toast, but toast is always bread?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Verdauga on November 04, 2019, 12:45:02 AM
Toast is not always bread! How could you think that!? What about feasts when they offer toasts? They use drinks, don't they? Well, don't they? HUH!?!*

Why are all thumbs fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs?


*I had a lot more fun than I should've had writing that post.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 04, 2019, 03:06:19 AM
Because the Coca-Cola company brought them out.

Why are all people human but all human's aren't humane?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 04, 2019, 04:35:15 PM
Because not everybody likes the letter 'e'.

Why are dragonflies called 'dragonflies'?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 04, 2019, 04:42:07 PM
Because the size ratio between them and actual dragons is similar to the size ratio between regular flies and us.

How come giant hunks of metal can fly but I can't?

Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 04, 2019, 04:49:15 PM
How do you know? Have you ever tried jumping out of a 100 story building to find out?
IMPORTANT: Do not actually try to jump out of a 100 story building. Thank you.

If flies can fly, why doesn't a dragon drag on?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 04, 2019, 04:56:53 PM
Oh, they do.  You know that thing dogs and some other animals tend to do when their butt itches and the drag it along the ground?  Yeah, dragons do that too.

Why do staplers always get in my way?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 04, 2019, 07:33:21 PM
Why do you keep getting in their way? (that's the answer as well as the question, btw)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 05, 2019, 11:12:52 AM
Because the staplers keep changing direction.

What is does apostrophe in o'clock stand for?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Verdauga on November 05, 2019, 02:24:50 PM
on the clock, or of the clock.

Why did I just give a serious answer?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 05, 2019, 11:02:20 PM
Probably because my question wasn't as stupid as it should have been.

Why do Australian birds not sing?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 06, 2019, 02:36:04 PM
Oh, they're just too shy to.

What is music?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 06, 2019, 05:37:43 PM
A five-letter word.

Is this statement true: buses are never late; they always arrive precisely when they mean to? And if so, does that mean my bus is secretly Gandalf? (I was thinking about this this morning, then this afternoon my bus was forty minutes late)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 07, 2019, 11:27:17 AM
No, they arrive precisely when they intend to, which means your bus is secretly Randalf.

Why is the red gate called the red gate?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 07, 2019, 02:48:40 PM
Because Sarge decided to name it.

Where did my pet sheep wander off to?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 07, 2019, 05:18:50 PM
Wherever you wandered off to. It's that wooden jumper you're wearing.

If wishes were fishes, what would happen?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Verdauga on November 07, 2019, 06:42:47 PM
They'd snap the line and swim, swim away.

If dreams were seams, what would happen? (Very well-thought-out, I know.)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 07, 2019, 06:51:11 PM
There'd, uh, be a lot of the same seams seemingly appearing all over the world?

What is the stupidest answer that can be given to a question?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 07, 2019, 06:54:21 PM
42 (if in doubt, answer 42).

What is the stupidest question somebody could ask?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 07, 2019, 06:55:08 PM
42

Where's the rum gone?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 07, 2019, 08:24:22 PM
Into the giant's belly, along with the English man bread.

Why don't giant's wives like eating little boys?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 07, 2019, 08:26:10 PM
Because they're too busy eating bigger boys, who have more meat on them.

Is it just me who's so stupid normally that I can't tell the difference between my serious and stupid responses?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 07, 2019, 08:35:44 PM
No. The giants (and I) also have this problem.

Why were shoes invented?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 07, 2019, 08:39:16 PM
So that the shoemakers would have a job.  Duh.

Why do I feel like the moon is always glaring at me?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 07, 2019, 08:48:36 PM
Because it is.

Why do the stars smile?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: MathLuk on November 07, 2019, 08:49:46 PM
Because they are happy, seeing your face.

Why is the evening sky red?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 07, 2019, 09:01:11 PM
Quote from: MathLuk on November 07, 2019, 08:49:46 PM
Because they are happy, seeing your face.
*is also happy*

Because "When he says goodnight to the mountains, he throws his most beautiful colours over them, so that they may not forget him before he comes again the next day."
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 07, 2019, 09:46:59 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 07, 2019, 09:01:11 PM
Quote from: MathLuk on November 07, 2019, 08:49:46 PM
Because they are happy, seeing your face.
*is also happy*

Because "When he says goodnight to the mountains, he throws his most beautiful colours over them, so that they may not forget him before he comes again the next day."

That wasn't a stupid answer, that was a beautiful answer!  Did you forget the title of this thread?!

Why are otters so darn cute?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on November 07, 2019, 09:59:13 PM
'cause sloths aren't.  :P

Why aren't sloths cute?

Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Verdauga on November 07, 2019, 10:03:30 PM
There was none left when it got passed around.

Who has anything against sloths?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 08, 2019, 05:00:59 PM
Whichever Creator of the universe made them soooooooo sloooooooooow.

Why are sloths slow?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 08, 2019, 05:44:02 PM
They aren't slow, just EXTREMELY unsure about every single action they take so they end up doing everything slowly to be safe.

Why can't doors be more reasonable and just open themselves?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 08, 2019, 08:56:57 PM
Because making intelligent doors means that they will end up being made with GPPs (genuine people personalities) and make satisfied sighs every time you go through them. Or they're automatic doors, in which case you get whacked in the face.

Why is Marvin paranoid?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 09, 2019, 07:17:26 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 07, 2019, 09:46:59 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 07, 2019, 09:01:11 PM
Quote from: MathLuk on November 07, 2019, 08:49:46 PM
Because they are happy, seeing your face.
*is also happy*

Because "When he says goodnight to the mountains, he throws his most beautiful colours over them, so that they may not forget him before he comes again the next day."

That wasn't a stupid answer, that was a beautiful answer!  Did you forget the title of this thread?!
Sorry, I couldn't resist quoting Heidi.

*wonders who Marvin is but decide to answer question anyway* Because Marvin got smothered under a blanket as a child and, due to lack of oxygen, got brain problems.

Why did the lights turn off?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 09, 2019, 09:45:06 AM
Because Ron Weasley somehow got to New Zealand and used the Put-Outer that Dumbledore gave him.

Why did the lights turn on?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 09, 2019, 09:48:23 AM
Because the black hair brush fell in the river.

Why were there no lights at all?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 09, 2019, 09:50:36 AM
Because they broke under the sheer weight of the giant apple that fell on your house.

Why did a giant apple fall on your house?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 09, 2019, 09:57:25 AM
Because the giant apple tree was wanted to fit inside the shed.

Why did the tree want to go in the shed?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 09, 2019, 10:03:33 AM
Because it wanted to take up gardening.

Why did the tree want to take up gardening?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 09, 2019, 10:54:13 AM
So it could earn an income.

What did the tree need money for?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 09, 2019, 06:54:20 PM
Buying saplings (so basically adopting baby trees).

Why did the tree want to adopt some trees?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 10, 2019, 02:01:04 AM
Because its apple fell on my house and got pulverised so it couldn't grow a baby from seed.
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 11, 2019, 02:56:21 PM
Why do sometimes people not post a question?  ;D
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 11, 2019, 06:19:22 PM
They're too intelligent (or perhaps too stupid) to think of stupid questions.

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 11, 2019, 08:42:24 PM
Brainburn.
Why worms?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 11, 2019, 09:07:57 PM
Because somebody got demon pox.

Why Demon Pox?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 11, 2019, 09:14:22 PM
Because a Pox be upon ye, child.

Why not things that have or have not been said?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 11, 2019, 09:16:36 PM
Because that question is too confusing to answer.
Why will what will be be what it will be?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 11, 2019, 09:23:24 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 11, 2019, 09:16:36 PM
Because that question is too confusing to answer.
Why will what will be be what it will be?

Because what will be can only be what it will be otherwise it wouldn't be what will be but what will not be.

Who started this?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 12, 2019, 09:24:52 AM
I can't remember.
Why is this question a question?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 12, 2019, 10:04:25 AM
Because, in 1751, a very happy person became even more happy, due to the apple that said person picked from said person's tree.

Why are sequins shiny?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 12, 2019, 02:36:03 PM
Because they reflect the personality of the people that care about them most.

Why does my brain sometimes make weird noises?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 12, 2019, 05:07:08 PM
*bangs Kade on the head* What was that you were saying? *realises this is not the cellars where mad violence is required* Sorry.

Why did I have Christmas songs stuck in my head in September?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 12, 2019, 09:00:43 PM
Because your head knew you'd be too busy writing in November so it decided to get the Christmas songs over and done with earlier.

Why is red a primary colour?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 13, 2019, 04:55:02 PM
Because it was too angry to go to secondary school. Primary schools are much more accepting.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2019, 05:54:39 PM
Why not?

If you water a book, will it grow into a big, beautiful tree?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 13, 2019, 05:57:47 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41JWdXPRftL._SX377_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg) Possibly.

Why not not?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 13, 2019, 11:19:36 PM
Because the biscuits (cookies) have blue chocolate chips.

Why is grass green?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 14, 2019, 04:38:12 PM
Because it isn't.  It's called Blue Grass for a reason.

Why you so crazy?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 14, 2019, 05:11:28 PM
Because crazy is a relative term.

What is the definition of normal?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 16, 2019, 08:52:37 AM
An extremely rude insult.

Why do people think that 'weird' is an insult?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 16, 2019, 10:47:03 AM
They're too weird to understand that being normal is overrated.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 20, 2019, 04:28:20 AM
Because the blue cushion exploded inside their heads.

Why is the cushion singular?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 20, 2019, 02:48:11 PM
Because it couldn't find a nice sofa to settle down with.

When will I get to go to space?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 20, 2019, 04:23:20 PM
When the Earth gets destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, of course.

Why is a raven like a writing desk? (you might recognise that question because it's a quote. If you work out where from, you can have a prize)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 20, 2019, 06:42:09 PM
Because hats are overrated and only crazy, nay, mad people wear them.

What prize do I get?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 20, 2019, 06:58:36 PM
A surprise.
Spoiler
There was no prize.
[close]

Why are March hares mad?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 20, 2019, 10:03:46 PM
Because they spent too long marching and forgot to bring any water.

What did the bulrush say to the tiger?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 21, 2019, 07:36:34 PM
'Are you a Russian bull?'

What did the tiger say to the bulrush?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 21, 2019, 07:41:11 PM
No.

Why is it raining?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 21, 2019, 07:46:34 PM
For the same reason it's sunning.

Why is it sunning?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 22, 2019, 06:00:54 AM
Because the moon got fired.

Who fired the moon?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 22, 2019, 04:48:42 PM
Definitely not me.  Definitely.

Was that believable?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 22, 2019, 04:54:20 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 22, 2019, 06:00:54 AM
Because the moon got fired.

Who fired the moon?
I shot the moon, if that counts.

Everything's believable. Not everyone is able to believe.

Why is a blackboard?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 24, 2019, 04:26:35 AM
Because the moon dyed it green.

Why didn't the moon dye it pink?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 24, 2019, 09:23:48 PM
It didn't want to be accused of sexism.
Why are people so obsessed with incorrectly being politically correct?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 24, 2019, 09:31:05 PM
Because the world is a strange place.

Why do things have to cost so much money?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on November 24, 2019, 09:33:57 PM
Quote from: Booklover on November 24, 2019, 09:23:48 PM
It didn't want to be accused of sexism.
Why are people so obsessed with incorrectly being politically correct?

I was going to pos something similar to this, but I didn't want to offend anybody...

Because people are poor.

Why is gamora?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 25, 2019, 12:24:59 AM
Because the tank engine was invented?

Why is Thomas not purple?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on November 25, 2019, 03:15:00 AM
Because thanos.

Why do emojis exist?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 25, 2019, 04:06:13 AM
Because an illiterate person joined a forum and still wanted to communicate with people.

Why is it so much easier to socialize over the internet?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 25, 2019, 04:28:34 AM
I feel ya.  It's because our minds don't comprehend socializing over the internet like this the same way as it does talking to people in person.  Since our brain doesn't treat the two things the same, it doesn't place the same reservations on us that usually get placed in social situations.  It's almost like, online, we're able to display our unfettered personality, for good or for ill.  Of course, it isn't the same for everyone.

Why did I give such a serious response?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on November 25, 2019, 05:04:00 AM
Because you relate to Teer's question.

Why is AT&T so evil?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 25, 2019, 07:51:30 PM
Because it was corrupted by the ducks.
Why don't people understand that ducks are bloodthirsty little beasts that cannot be trusted?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Verdauga on November 25, 2019, 09:20:28 PM
Because of Google.
Why is Google as evil as it is?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 26, 2019, 08:54:42 AM
Because the carpet manufacturer hijacked it.
What is the carpet manufacturer's name?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 26, 2019, 02:50:16 PM
Carp Etmanuf Acturer (clever, I know)

Where is Carp Etmanuf Acturer from?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 26, 2019, 05:07:30 PM
From the place that Carp Etmanuf Acturer is from.
Does New Zealand exist (remember, this is a stupid question. I know the serious answer)?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 29, 2019, 09:25:24 AM
Yes, New Zealand is a small island in the southern hemisphere and is therefore small and insignificant and people should STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!!! (I'm not actually angry, in case you were wondering)

Why is Scotland not in America?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 29, 2019, 10:54:47 AM
It probably is, actually. America steal so many place names.
Why is Scotland in America?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Verdauga on November 29, 2019, 03:39:12 PM
We liked the scenery.

How did we just move a country?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 29, 2019, 03:40:07 PM
We jumped a lot.
Why did we jump a lot?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 29, 2019, 04:13:38 PM
Quote from: Booklover on November 29, 2019, 10:54:47 AM
It probably is, actually. America steal so many place names.
Why is Scotland in America?

Scotland, Virginia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Virginia)
Scotland, Connecticut (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Connecticut)
New Scotland, New York (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Scotland,_New_York)
Scotland, Arkansas (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Arkansas)
Scotland, Florida (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Florida)
Scotland, Georgia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Georgia)
Scottland, Illinois (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottland,_Illinois)
Scotland, Indiana (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Indiana)
Scotland, Maryland (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Maryland)
Scotland, Mississippi (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Mississippi)
Scotland County, Missouri (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland_County,_Missouri)
Scotland County, North Carolina (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland_County,_North_Carolina)
Scotland, Pennsylvania (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Pennsylvania)
Scotland, South Dakota (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_South_Dakota)
Scotland, Texas (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Texas)

*Takes deep breath*  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  :laugh:







Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Verdauga on November 29, 2019, 05:57:06 PM
*Jaw drops.*
Whoa....
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on November 29, 2019, 06:27:35 PM
Which makes Geoguesser in America so annoying. Even if you have a place name or road, there are loads of places it could be.

Quote from: Booklover on November 29, 2019, 03:40:07 PM
Why did we jump a lot?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on December 01, 2019, 08:40:47 AM
Because we had cayenne pepper in our boots.
Who put cayenne pepper in our boots?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on December 01, 2019, 09:30:31 AM
The question should be: why did we let cayenne pepper grow in our boots?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on December 02, 2019, 11:20:15 AM
Because we wanted to live our lives in freedom.
Why were we wearing boots in the first place?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 02, 2019, 03:11:48 PM
So you could kick people better.

Why do you want to kick people?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on December 02, 2019, 03:31:24 PM
Because we weren't allowed footballs.
Why weren't we allowed footballs?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Verdauga on December 02, 2019, 09:31:42 PM
Because someone across the ocean started calling them soccer balls.

Are we not even allowed American footballs?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on December 02, 2019, 11:47:18 PM
Or are we?....

Why footballs?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Verdauga on December 03, 2019, 06:00:07 PM
(An answer and a question)

Why are you asking me?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on December 03, 2019, 07:25:42 PM
Why wouldn't I ask you? (Also a answer and a question ;D I can imagine a pattern...)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on December 03, 2019, 08:19:38 PM
Why would you be on this game if you didn't what to ask questions? (also an answer and a question)
Why are we turning into Halt and why am I turning into Will?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 03, 2019, 08:21:33 PM
You've always been Will, you just never new it.

How in the world were you unable to realize that until now?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on December 03, 2019, 08:22:32 PM
Maybe I did. When I learnt Demon Pox.
Which Will?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Verdauga on December 03, 2019, 09:15:35 PM
It's a question of will, now, eh?

As far as I know, where there's a will, there's a way.
...
...
...Where's the way?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on December 04, 2019, 06:44:30 AM
On State Highway Fifty-One.

Why is the way there?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Booklover on December 04, 2019, 05:11:59 PM
Because area fifty-one needed important refurbishments.
When did Area Fifty-One get furbished?
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Post by: Verdauga on December 04, 2019, 06:46:20 PM
September 20th. It was very secretly done.
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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on December 04, 2019, 06:47:59 PM
Why is a shoe called a shoe?
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Post by: Booklover on December 04, 2019, 09:02:30 PM
Santa sat in the middle of a sea, but the 'a' was washed away.
How was writing invented?
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Post by: Booklover on December 18, 2019, 09:29:51 PM
Is it fine to double post to revive this topic?
If there are 'three wise men', was one of them the one who built his house upon the rock, and was there a fourth but he built his house upon the sand, so died?

You now have three questions of mine to answer.
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Post by: Verdauga on December 18, 2019, 09:42:02 PM
Yes, double-posting to revive a topic is allowed.


That's a big if.

Is this thread worth reviving?
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Post by: Kade Rivok on December 19, 2019, 05:10:57 AM
Of course not, are you crazy?

Uh... why did I post then?
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Post by: Verdauga on December 19, 2019, 03:22:13 PM
Radiation poisoning from the split peas.

Are the split peas masking themselves as periods to infiltrate the forums?
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Post by: Booklover on December 19, 2019, 05:04:22 PM
No. The ducks are pretending to be split peas masking themselves as periods. split pea ducks
Quote from: Booklover on December 04, 2019, 09:02:30 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 18, 2019, 09:29:51 PM
If there are 'three wise men', was one of them the one who built his house upon the rock, and was there a fourth but he built his house upon the sand, so died?
How was writing invented?
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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 09, 2020, 11:33:15 PM
Writing was invented so that monkeys had a way to communicate to NASA while they were under the sea in pods.

What is a good, stupid question to ask?
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Post by: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 11:57:19 PM
"Is corndauga a real ship?"
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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on July 10, 2020, 06:35:12 AM
Yes, of course!
What isn't a chair?
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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 10, 2020, 04:02:29 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 11:57:19 PM
"Is corndauga a real ship?"
Dude, I was going to ask that.  :laugh:

A chair made out of monkey flesh, coated with strawberries, naturally.

What would happen if someone drove into a wall at 75 miles per hour?
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Post by: Verdauga on July 10, 2020, 04:33:08 PM
They'd break the spacetime continuum.

Didn't you pay attention in science class?
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Post by: Kade Rivok on July 10, 2020, 06:20:32 PM
Yeah, but only when the teacher wasn't in the room.

What is the most elusive thing in the world?
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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 10, 2020, 07:46:23 PM
The ground.

Why is ice cream good?
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Post by: Verdauga on July 11, 2020, 12:48:30 PM
Because it's a device made by the Illuminati.

Why do you ask?
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Post by: Booklover on July 11, 2020, 09:39:15 PM
Because he is secretly an evil mastermind planning to take over the world by poisoning all the ice-cream.

Why is a blackboard? (I think I've asked this question before, but oh well)
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Post by: Wylder Treejumper on July 11, 2020, 09:42:36 PM
Because whiteboards are racist.


Why do people usually only eat eggs for breakfast?
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Post by: Booklover on July 11, 2020, 09:48:11 PM
They don't. One egg is enough.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by: Verdauga on July 12, 2020, 12:32:24 PM
(I know the real answer to that.)
Exatly as much to build a British Man o' war.
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Post by: Trigoma on September 12, 2020, 10:15:43 AM
To be, or not to be?
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Post by: WorshipTiria on November 08, 2020, 11:15:53 PM
Appendix dominating death, of course!

Why is my computer screaming?
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Post by: Perifaen on September 28, 2021, 06:44:26 AM
Because you ate mushrooms with magical powers.

What is the opposite of a sphere on the opposing side of the Sun on a Tuesday in the middle of Autumn?
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Post by: Booklover on September 28, 2021, 07:35:03 AM
A weird spiky 4d sphere.
Why do buses have circular wheels?
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on September 28, 2021, 02:32:31 PM
Because people are too lazy to buy cube shaped wheels.
Why did Matthias and Tammo mislead us about who the robot was, and who is it if it isn't Jukka?
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Post by: Perifaen on September 28, 2021, 06:01:03 PM
The secret is out. It is all a simulation.

How deep is the Pacific ocean?

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Post by: Flib Bigboat on September 28, 2021, 06:36:19 PM
Deeper than a mud puddle.
What is the meaning of life?
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Post by: Booklover on September 28, 2021, 08:57:48 PM
Eating pi. Yes, like that. Eating 3.1414926535897932384626433...
If a tomato could fly, how many wings would it have?
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on September 28, 2021, 10:23:23 PM
More than it has now.
How many ifs are in an and?
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Post by: Booklover on September 28, 2021, 11:00:47 PM
1254. But then you have to add another and, so it doubles, but you then have to do it again. So infinite.
If a post died, where would the funeral be?
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Post by: Perifaen on September 29, 2021, 04:55:05 AM
The Cellars of course.

What is the point of life?
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Post by: Booklover on September 29, 2021, 06:17:58 AM
The long bit at the end of a pencil.
Where is the point of life?
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Post by: Perifaen on September 29, 2021, 06:58:21 PM
42

Will it rain in twenty days?
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Post by: Booklover on September 29, 2021, 07:07:10 PM
A Hitchhiker's reference, I see.
Only if the Rain God comes near.
How many roads must a man walk down, and why would it be any different for other genders?
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Post by: Perifaen on September 29, 2021, 07:26:11 PM
Six million at least and because to be the same would not be interesting.

Why do humans stay on screens for much of their day?
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Post by: Booklover on September 29, 2021, 07:33:51 PM
Because lights pretty.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by: Perifaen on September 29, 2021, 07:50:18 PM
Because you are in Hawaii.

Is cyanide better for you than strychnine?
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Post by: Booklover on September 29, 2021, 08:27:58 PM
The cyan Among Us character is.
Can you surf on lava?
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on September 30, 2021, 01:52:05 PM
If you know how to.

Where is the feast being held?
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Post by: Booklover on September 30, 2021, 06:10:51 PM
Wherever the turtle under the world is.
What's the name of the turtle?
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on October 02, 2021, 10:18:12 PM
SeBiAs the Biased. ;D

Why did the dolphin decide to swim in the Pacific Ocean, instead of the Arctic Sea?
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Post by: Booklover on October 02, 2021, 10:36:17 PM
So that it could do backwards somersaults while whistling 'Star Spangled Banner' through hoops, which isn't possible when it's really cold.
Why did the dolphin want to do that?
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on October 02, 2021, 10:38:40 PM
Because it was bored.

Why does a catfish?
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Post by: Booklover on October 02, 2021, 10:55:16 PM
Because it was taught to fish so it could be fed for a lifetime. Don't know what'll happen with the other eight lives.
Why is a blackboard?
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on October 07, 2021, 12:37:14 AM
"Joe ran out of his place, and rubbed out the last two words. He rewrote the question: 'Why is a board black?'
'And we can write that on it with white chalk!' he said.
;D

What happens if you catch a cat, a rat, and a dog, and put them all in a room, and leave it for an hour?
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Post by: Booklover on October 07, 2021, 07:03:33 AM
Knew you'd get the reference.
You won't know until you open the door. Until then, they're all alive and dead at the same time.
What time will it be when time stops?
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on October 07, 2021, 06:24:06 PM
(My mom loves the series. ;D)
The same time as it was when time stopped.
What does a coconut have in common with a giraffe?
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Post by: WorshipTiria on October 24, 2021, 06:55:59 PM
They're both mortal.

Why am I exist?
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Post by: Scott McLamok on October 25, 2021, 08:42:14 AM
Becausr your parents named you that

Why is 2 + 2 4?
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on October 26, 2021, 04:16:32 PM
Because you were too lazy to add the equals sign. ;)
@Booklover:
Answer this question!!! If five people, seven hens, one goat, and a clock go up in an aeroplane, how many times will Dame Snap have shouted at them by the time they reach home? ;D
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Post by: Booklover on October 26, 2021, 04:18:51 PM
0. She can't shout while they're in an aeroplane.
When shall we have lunch?
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on October 26, 2021, 04:20:58 PM
Quote from: Booklover on October 26, 2021, 04:18:51 PM
0. She can't shout while they're in an aeroplane.
Hmm, I wouldn't put it past her.
Quote from: Booklover on October 26, 2021, 04:18:51 PM
When shall we have lunch?
Whenever we stop being hungry.
Why does Dame Snap like to bully people?
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Post by: Booklover on October 26, 2021, 04:22:25 PM
She's secretly a bull.
Why do bison from Buffalo bully bison from Buffalo?
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on October 26, 2021, 04:26:05 PM
Because they each think the place is named after them, and not after the other bison.
Why does a chicken?
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Post by: Booklover on October 26, 2021, 04:28:49 PM
A chick king fights all the other chicks for the throne. It's a game, you see.
What is the purpose of The Game?
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on October 26, 2021, 04:32:03 PM
To lose as many times as possible. Game, game, game.
What is the purpose of throwing a nickel down the sink?
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Post by: Booklover on October 26, 2021, 04:35:46 PM
It means that Nick will die of lead poisoning.
Why do Americans only have one tap? (Kind of serious, but it came up recently and I couldn't think of anything else.)
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on October 26, 2021, 04:51:34 PM
We don't. There's one for hot, and one for cold.
Why did you say the question was Sirius?
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Post by: Booklover on October 26, 2021, 05:32:37 PM
That wasn't the impression I got when talking to Americans about it.
Because the question was inspired by a star.
Why are buffalo like Ally?
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Post by: Scott McLamok on October 26, 2021, 06:49:00 PM
Because they are both...Called?..Jack?...

Why is sus?

Quote from: Booklover on October 26, 2021, 04:35:46 PM
It means that Nick will die of lead poisoning.
Why do Americans only have one tap? (Kind of serious, but it came up recently and I couldn't think of anything else.)
As in 9mm going right through your skull and decimating your brain right?
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on October 26, 2021, 07:55:26 PM
Because sus backwards is sus, which is even more sus.
Why did Veronika just find an ant-hole?
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Post by: Kade Rivok on October 27, 2021, 04:16:28 PM
Because Veronika is an ant.  Or an aunt.  Or an ant aunt.

Why does time seem to fly by?
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Post by: Booklover on October 27, 2021, 06:14:39 PM
Because someone painted it on an aeroplane.
Why did they do that?
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on October 28, 2021, 03:14:52 PM
So they could put it in a watch factory.
Why does Sebias love turtles so much?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 27, 2021, 04:16:28 PM
Because Veronika is an ant.  Or an aunt.  Or an ant aunt.
*disbelief*
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Post by: Kade Rivok on October 28, 2021, 03:28:22 PM
*Datbelief.*

Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 28, 2021, 03:14:52 PM
So they could put it in a watch factory.
Why does Sebias love turtles so much?

Because he's a master of disguise.

Why am I always hungry?
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on October 28, 2021, 03:34:30 PM
Because you're Kade.
What should the prize be, for the leakiest roof in the world?
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Post by: Booklover on October 28, 2021, 08:29:05 PM
A leek.
What's the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on October 28, 2021, 08:33:51 PM
A peach.
Why does Doli have to be in a bad mood all the time? (I'm re-reading The Foundling and Other Tales of Prydain.)
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Post by: WorshipTiria on October 31, 2021, 04:55:41 PM
She keeps forgetting she's a ghost.


Who is die?
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 01, 2021, 04:32:14 PM
It's probably short for Diana.

Why do my little sisters like to bother me?
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Post by: WorshipTiria on November 01, 2021, 07:13:22 PM
Because you are not one of them.

When do I don't?
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 01, 2021, 07:54:08 PM
When you decide not to.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 01, 2021, 07:13:22 PM
Because you are not one of them.
That actually makes sense...
Why does that statement make sense?
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Post by: Booklover on November 01, 2021, 09:42:29 PM
Because it got lucky when it followed a recipe for Sense on the internet. Usually they fail miserably.
Why?
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 01, 2021, 10:11:29 PM
Because it snuck a vial of Felix Felicis from Slughorn's office.
Will Slughorn ever find out?
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Post by: WorshipTiria on November 04, 2021, 05:43:33 PM
No, for he has a shoe.

Why am do is?
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Post by: Kade Rivok on November 04, 2021, 05:44:40 PM
'Cause yes.

Where does the time go?
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Post by: Booklover on November 04, 2021, 05:45:05 PM
To the moon.
What would happen if the world was replaced by a pineapple pizza?
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Post by: WorshipTiria on November 04, 2021, 05:47:52 PM
Italians would cry.

Max is?
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 04, 2021, 05:53:04 PM
Max is Max.

Why am I hungry right now?
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Post by: WorshipTiria on November 04, 2021, 05:54:09 PM
Because Cereal hates you.
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Post by: Flib Bigboat on November 04, 2021, 08:05:17 PM
(You forgot to post a question.)