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Paul's Communist District

Started by PaulTheMarlfox, June 07, 2019, 05:44:18 PM

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Favorite evil team? (Please add reason.)

Mafia
Crime Syndicate
Communists
Probably Evil Court
Other

PaulTheMarlfox

Come when you wish to control everyone is this district with the greatest power off all not magic, not love, BANCRUPTCIES! At the moment everyone is a poor farmer, and needs to use potatos or other things you grow, to buy other farmers as slaves!
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Jack the Quick

'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

PaulTheMarlfox

i will  now procceed to remove the sheriff from obtaining thing grown on farms unless they stop their duties, then get commandeered by one of the communists to make potatos for them as a slave that just barely stays alive. >:D
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Jack the Quick

I will leave this to the proper authorities. *Cough, @Keva Strongbow, cough*
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

PaulTheMarlfox

*Proceeds to sell crops to buy rocket launchers* "THEY CAN'T STOP ME!!!"
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Keva Strongbow

Well Howdy there Paul! What seems to be the issue? :D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

PaulTheMarlfox

"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Tungro


Jack the Quick

'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Tungro


Jack the Quick

We must arrest Paul, for communism is illegal!
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Tungro

Oh, but I am a communists too  >:D C:-)
*Arrest Jack and throws him in a hole*

One-Eye the wildcat

"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Jack the Quick

*Throws more motion-sensored dynamite out of hole*
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!