Jokes

Redwall Musician · June 25, 2011, 02:02:12 AM

Post any dumb or funny jokes here. Keep them according to the rules of the forum.
Please note that I know a lot of dumb jokes

. Such as:

What do you call a Roman king when he sneezes? Sneezer.

Two muffins were sitting in a oven. The first muffin said, "Is it hot in here?" The second muffin said "Aaaaa! Talking muffin!"

Mariel · June 25, 2011, 04:28:48 AM

If one's company, and three's a crowd, what's four and five?

Redwall Musician · June 25, 2011, 04:34:10 AM

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9.

DanielofRedwall · June 25, 2011, 05:11:32 AM

Alright, not everyone will get this, but people in cricket playing nations will.

A man's wife is in labour, but he is at the other side of the world while it's happening. He wants to know what is happening, so he decides to call up the hospital. But he punches in the wrong numbers and accidentally called a man at a cricket game! So when he asked "how is it going", imagine his surprise when the man said, "Great! Six are out already, and the last one was a duck!"

Osu · June 25, 2011, 02:20:33 PM

@Daniel - I get it!

Okay, here's a good one, here's a good one: so these two tomatoes are walking down the road, a father on the son, and the son was falling behind, so the father went back and stepped on him and said, "ketchup!"
HAHA, GET IT? KETCHUP? CATCH UP? AHAHAHAHA okay. x)

Martha Braebuck · June 25, 2011, 03:26:15 PM

Quote from: Osu on June 25, 2011, 02:20:33 PM
@Daniel - I get it!

Okay, here's a good one, here's a good one: so these two tomatoes are walking down the road, a father on the son, and the son was falling behind, so the father went back and stepped on him and said, "ketchup!"
HAHA, GET IT? KETCHUP? CATCH UP? AHAHAHAHA okay. x)

nice one

Matthias720 · June 25, 2011, 05:51:02 PM

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

Bananagirl · June 25, 2011, 07:47:19 PM

Quote from: Matthias720 on June 25, 2011, 05:51:02 PM
How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

LOL that is great,

how many lawyers dose it take to Chang a light bulb:

three : one to clime the ladder, one to shake the ladder, and one to sue the ladder company

Osu · June 26, 2011, 01:54:36 AM

Hahaha, good ones!

Okayokayokay here's another: if athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? MISSLE TOE! BAHAHAHA!

It doesn't take much to amuse me. :I

DanielofRedwall · June 26, 2011, 07:43:08 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Matthias720 · June 26, 2011, 04:01:49 PM

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy · June 26, 2011, 09:08:30 PM

Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Déjà vu.
"Déjà vu, who?"
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Déjà vu.
"Déjà vu, who?"
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Déjà vu.
"Déjà vu, who?"
Knock Knock.
...............................

Matthias720 · June 27, 2011, 12:23:33 AM

How does a jack russell terrier change a light bulb?

It inserts it as it bounces off the walls.

Redwall Musician · June 28, 2011, 06:13:02 AM

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Who.
Who, who?
Hello Mr. Owl.

Will you remember me tomorrow? Yes.
Will you remember me in a month? Yes
Will you remember me in a year? Yes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You forgot me already?

Matthias720 · June 28, 2011, 02:56:23 PM

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

U-nique (You sneak) up on it.

How do you catch a tame one?

The 'tame (same) way.

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