Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Cornflower MM]

oh, THAT'S were our mascot went!!

Waiter, there's three and a half horses in my soup!

[JennyGirl]

Waiter, there's a dragon fly  in my soup! :p

[Unimaginative]

Yum! Flying Dragon Soup!!! Wish I had some.

Waiter, there's a corpse in my soup.

[WildDoogyPlumm]

Looks like the cook poisoned himself again.

Waiter, there's a knife in my soup!

[MissKelly]

Lets make this more scary. Waiter, there's a riffle  in my soup! :p

[Cornflower MM]

HEY!!!! No one said what I had to do!!!!??? Let's try again......

A Rifle??? Go shoot the person you hate!!!!
Waiter!!!! There's fifty chickens in my soup!!! And one on my head!!! No, two now.......

[JaneParker]

shoot those chickens with the rifle and make chicken soup. lol

Waiter, there's a anaconda in my soup! :O

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Anaconda in ze ztev, taae. Vant any?

Vaiter, zere'z a fly in me zoup!

[Ungatt Trunn]

Waiter, there's meat, potatos, beets and broth in my soup!

[Cornflower MM]

Sounds like good soup! Eat up!

Waiter! There's a fork, a spoon, a spork, and a knife in my soup!

Let's remember the rules!

[Unimaginative]

Good, you can eat.

Waiter, there's a Giant Squid in me soup.

[Brinty]

Squid is extremely healthy!

Waiter there's a blue monkey in my soup.

[rachel25]

Hey has anyone seemy blue monkey? Wait a second!
Waiter there's an apple tree in my soup!!!

[Unimaginative]

A bowl of apple soup a day will keep the doctor away. Hopefully.

Waiter, there's a television in me soup.

[rachel25]

Oh, is Sherlock! Let me see!
Waiter there's a tv times in me soup!