The Endless Story

[James Gryphon]

Mod:All right, that'll be enough. I can guarantee that this was not what the topic creator expected would be posted when he started this topic. What goes on in the Cellars is a valid part of forum culture, and can cross over into other forums, but in a reasonable fashion -- it should not drown out other activity, or create arguments.

Matthias created a topic like this back in the day. The rule he made was:

Feel free to be creative, but remember, this is not a role-play . I repeat, THIS IS NOT A ROLE-PLAY. Do not put yourself or a character of yourself into the story. This story is meant to be a mutual effort on everyone's part. Let's keep things orderly and have a good time. ^_^

CaptainRocktree didn't say this, probably because 1) he came along a long time after Matthias' game had come and gone, and 2) he didn't anticipate a need for it.

Well, I'm saying it now. This is now the rule in this game, and can be enforced if necessary.

I don't like to take over topics that aren't my own, but this was getting ridiculous. If you want to argue about 'baby turtle', do it in the Cellars; don't bring it into this game.

Now back to your regularly scheduled story.

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Meanwhile, Joe, who had been arrested for throwing someone off of a bridge, used his phone call to try to call his lawyer friend Mark, who lived in a different city.

[Delthion]

But then someone defenestrated his lawyer.

[James Gryphon]

He wasn't hurt, though, because he was already dead; it just so happened that Joe's friend Mark was the same guy who had the deathly allergies, and the reason why he was thrown out of a window was because the coroner felt like doing things differently.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

FIREDRAKE STOP GOD MODDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's why I switched to the ninja and guard...

[Jukka the Sling]

Sorry about that, James.

Then the coroner ate a hot dog, liberally slathered with ketchup and mustard and piled high with sauerkraut. After finishing his hot dog, he went home.

[The Skarzs]

Then he went home, slipped in the bathtub, and DIED.

[James Gryphon]

Ironically, considering that he was a coroner and you'd expect he would be thinking about these things, he did not have a last will, burial place, or plan for his funeral.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

His ghost realized this and began haunting his lawyer.

[Jukka the Sling]

However, the lawyer had already died from a deadly allergic reaction. So how the coroner's ghost did this is not known.

[The Skarzs]

He spoke to his lawyer's ghost to find another person for writing his will, and began haunting him.

[James Gryphon]

Unfortunately, the guy that he chose happened to have phasmophobia. When he thought he was being haunted, he had a nervous breakdown, was taken to the hospital, and given so many drugs that he was completely desensitized to anything except the most obvious external stimuli.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

This was tested by the doctors repeatedly slapping him in the face.

[James Gryphon]

So, the will went unwritten.

[Jukka the Sling]

However, when the phasmophobic guy had a mental breakdown, the ghost of the coroner (whose name, by the way, was Jonah), started haunting the phasmophobic's ex-girlfriend, telling her to write the will.

[James Gryphon]

The phasmophobic's ex-girlfriend didn't even notice, however, as she was on her phone close to 24/7.