The Endless Story

[Russa Nodrey]

But really they were just pretending to pretend to be married.

[Søren]

And they arrested Nussa for cannibalism.

[James Gryphon]

...which she felt was totally unfair as she never actually ate any of her cooking (as that would be gross).

[Søren]

So the FBI Director made them change the charges to Murder 1.

[James Gryphon]

The day of Nussa's court trial came up; her older sister Guinevere was serving as her defense attorney.

[Søren]

Guinevere was an awful defense attorney and got Nussa to confess; and she had to serve a lifelong sentence in prison.

[James Gryphon]

Her brother Ledthion Jr. came to visit her cell.

[Izeroth]

 The prison guards immediately arrested Ledrhion Jr., who had gained a reputation as an international criminal.

[Søren]

They were put in the same cell, where the two tried to break out and continue they're evil plans.

[James Gryphon]

Nussa got sick of her brother, as he wasn't very bright, and finally filed a formal appeal of her sentence, on the grounds that the alleged murder victim was alive and in her cell.

[Søren]

But she had to break out 'cause she couldn't wait for the appeals result, because some beurocrat swept it under a rug.

[Izeroth]

 In the distant future, aliens found the appeal and brought it onboard their ship.

[Mhera]

After intensive scientific inspection, the aliens concluded the appeal would make perfect kindling and promptly lit it on fire to test their theory.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

Then the banquet of Churrvrtujryjuhgtgyyrguijki's Eve began.

[Izeroth]

 On account of its name being so hard to pronounce, no one attended the banquet.