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Started by Lady Ashenwyte, April 25, 2015, 05:01:51 AM

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Vilu Daskar

Quote from: The Skarzs on October 07, 2015, 12:52:29 AM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 06, 2015, 11:56:48 PM
Of course it's not impossible, she's pregnant.
BUZZ OFF, AMEOBA-BRAIN!

Quote from: Faiyloe on October 06, 2015, 11:52:22 PM
*Stabs Vilu through the ear* Hypothetical baby. Skarzs please Crush Soren for me.
*Crushes Soren, Ashenwyte, Vilu, and . . . anyone else who deserves it.*
What a primitive way of hurting people.
I suggest naming it Darius.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

*Dodges crush*  *Makes Skarzs drink the anti-troll potion I'd purchased from Sagetip* Let's ship Soren and Faiy. I suggest calling it Faiyren.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Søren

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 08, 2015, 08:42:48 AM
*Dodges crush*  *Makes Skarzs drink the anti-troll potion I'd purchased from Sagetip* Let's ship Soren and Faiy. I suggest calling it Faiyren.
IT WAS YOU THAT STARTED THAT!!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 25, 2015, 02:25:28 PM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on April 25, 2015, 02:18:01 PM
Skarzs would get angry...

Oh yeah, what about Soriloen. Hmm, it's okay, SMACK HER WITH FIRE PANS!
*drags Ash to the ground and starts smacking him*


I'm retired from the forum

Lady Ashenwyte

*Draws cheri katana* You made me do this. *Cuts off Soren's hands* *Sheathes katana*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Søren

*beats Ash's face with bloody stubs*


I'm retired from the forum

Faiyloe

*Smacks both Soren and Ash* No one is shipping me with anyone(Except Skarzs). So quit it and grow up. 
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Vilu Daskar

Do you know when the baby is due?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Søren

Quote from: Faiyloe on October 08, 2015, 04:30:06 PM
*Smacks both Soren and Ash* No one is shipping me with anyone(Except Skarzs). So quit it and grow up. 
SAW THAT.


I'm retired from the forum

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

The Skarzs

::)

Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 08, 2015, 04:31:32 PM
Do you know when the baby is due?
STOP IT.
It's not funny, and frankly, both Faiy and I are sick of this topic. Yeah, it was silly when it started and we let it be, but now it's devolved into a really weird and stupid topic. There is no baby, we don't think it's funny anymore to joke that there is one, and . . . Gah!
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Søren



I'm retired from the forum

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Hickory

Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 08, 2015, 04:31:32 PM
Do you know when the baby is due?
Shut up. That's unacceptably inappropriate. (in my opinion)
And Gilgamesh wept bitter tears, saying, "He who was my companion, through adventure and hardship, is gone forever."