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Jack the Quick

#30
June 07, 2019, 07:40:07 PM
Hmmm, it depends on whether or not he was faking...
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Keva Strongbow

#31
June 07, 2019, 08:26:01 PM
Oh yeah! Btw I need u to pull this fork out of my arm that Tungro threw at me!
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Sebias of Redwall

#32
June 07, 2019, 08:32:08 PM
Err... thanks but I like my arm the way it is. *Tries to limp out quietly*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

PaulTheMarlfox

#33
June 07, 2019, 09:40:49 PM
Too bad. Your arm is not going to make it through the day... unless of course you are faking.. ??? So why not do it quick and painlessly? ???
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Jack the Quick

#34
June 07, 2019, 09:54:32 PM
Ahem, Sebias where do you think you're going?
*Pulls fork out of Keva's arm*
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Keva Strongbow

#35
June 07, 2019, 09:55:18 PM
*Gasps in pain!* U didnt even numb me!
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Jack the Quick

#36
June 07, 2019, 09:56:56 PM
Sorry. (Not really)
Here's some, ah, numbing stuff for the pain.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Keva Strongbow

#37
June 07, 2019, 09:57:32 PM
*takes medicine*
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Jack the Quick

#38
June 07, 2019, 09:58:42 PM
Here, Sebias, your arm got worse so we're going to have to take it off. Keva, can you give him some numbing medicine?
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Keva Strongbow

#39
June 07, 2019, 10:21:50 PM
*Gives Sebias a shot with a needle* There!
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Jack the Quick

#40
June 07, 2019, 10:32:38 PM
Keva, will you do the honours?
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Keva Strongbow

#41
June 07, 2019, 10:42:02 PM
Uhh... Shouldn't u? I don't think I'm experienced enough yet :D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

PaulTheMarlfox

#42
June 07, 2019, 10:47:38 PM
*Staggers in wheezing* "Excuse me? Jack shot me earlier! now may I have some assistance?"
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Sebias of Redwall

#43
June 07, 2019, 10:49:37 PM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 07, 2019, 10:42:02 PM
Uhh... Shouldn't u? I don't think I'm experienced enough yet :D
ACK! Get away from me with that chainsaw!  :laugh:
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Keva Strongbow

#44
June 07, 2019, 10:51:01 PM
After U tried to shoot him!! But we can't refuse service to someone in need..
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."
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