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Insane Asylum.

Started by The Skarzs, March 12, 2014, 10:09:27 PM

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Faiyloe

I am In charge dew to the mental deterioration of the previous owners.  ;) Seeing as I have not seen you in action I am not sure of your sanity.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Delthion

Or INsanity for that matter...

AbbotAlf0809

You flatter me Delthion  ;D

The Skarzs

There's a reason you're called 'Insane Alf' in SFC. ::) ;D

Shut Up And Get Us Out Of Here.

This place is nigh-indestructible.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

"Ah've got zuunzhooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, on a clooudy daaaaaaaaaaY! Vhen tiz caauld oooootzoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide, ah've got ze monnnz oo' Maaay......"
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Delthion

Red alert the screen is being stretched. Shields at 30% Captain. Power failing! Life support is offline! Structural integrity is at 1% Sir. Begin emergency evacuation! *BOOM!!!*

The Skarzs

My poor, poor 13" screen. . . :'(
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Izeroth

 Well, I think HIAG is a problem.

I agree with you just this once.

Faiyloe

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Stretched screen!!!
*Compensating* *Compensating* *Compensating* *Compensating* *BOOM* *HIAG's has escaped*
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Wylder Treejumper

I think I'll take advantage of this...

I'll supply the power. I want to get out too...

And the magic word is...

DDDEEEEEFFFFFEEEEENNNNNESSSSSSTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAATTTTTTTTIIIIOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hail, Théoden son of Thengel! I have returned. For behold! the storm comes, and now all friends should gather together, lest each singly be destroyed."

*******

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

The Skarzs

*Electricity shorts out, and building goes into automatic lockdown*
Warning! Stretched screen! Integral lockdown activated.


Look what you've done; now the building can be neither entered nor exited.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Wylder Treejumper

But it destroyed the wall, so now I am out and you can not get out!

Sounds like a good solution to me.

Lets go get a treat!

Yeah. I could take a few scoops of ice cream.

Mint is my favorite.

I'll take butter pecan.

Sounds good to me!
"Hail, Théoden son of Thengel! I have returned. For behold! the storm comes, and now all friends should gather together, lest each singly be destroyed."

*******

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

The Skarzs

I don't think you realize how powerfully built this place is.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Wylder Treejumper

*Licks ice cream*

What was that? Did you hear something, Argentus?

*Also licks ice cream*

Futile statements of warning and empty threats of remonstration.


Oh? That all? Well, i'll just *Slurp* carry on, then.
"Hail, Théoden son of Thengel! I have returned. For behold! the storm comes, and now all friends should gather together, lest each singly be destroyed."

*******

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Valkz aboot ootzoide* *Decoidez tae build a zandcaztle*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.