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[Rosie Willowwater]

*mumbles something*

[Delthion]

What?!

[Wylder Treejumper]

It just means you try to ship whatever forum member happens to be in front of you with an inanimate object. Nothing particularly out of the ordinary

I've never shipped a forumite with an inanimate object! Only Groddil springs to mind with that...

Want me to tell you guys the two worst ships of which I can think? Each that have vehemently opposed values and strongly back each of them?

Jetthesling
Wylderflower.

Now, now, now, let's be clear: having very different values does not preclude a relationship. It can make it harder, but I've known some very successful relationships made up of people with diametrically opposed views.


That said, I do not recommend it.

[Maudie]

You're not opposing Wylderflower...

[Delthion]

SO HE MUST BE FOR IT!!!

Those who are not against it are for it!

[Wylder Treejumper]

Am I or aren't I? 


Ha! I don't need to, because I have a canon ship. As I've said before, the thing is, simply, impossible.

[Delthion]

It's TOO LATE NOW WYLDER!!! MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Wylder Treejumper]

It is never too late, nor is it ever too early. Ships arrive precisely when they mean to. In this case, never.

[Delthion]

Ah, but in this case I have beheld the ship, and so it will arrive precisely when I mean it to.

[Wylder Treejumper]

Your statement is false. The beholding of the thing makes it merely from a thing-for-itself to an object, as it comprehends gaze of the Other. It creates no effect upon the noumenal world.

[Delthion]

Ah, but the world in and of itself matters not in this situation, for ships are not of this world. They spring purely from my mind, and now it is part of your phenomenal world!

[Maudie]

[Wylder Treejumper]

No, it is part of your phenomenal world. No thing-in-itself can be created from a thing-for-itself. After all, existence must precede essence.

[Delthion]

Quite.

[Wylder Treejumper]

Therefore, it is not universally phenomenal. However, all things must be universally noumenal. Thus, you must fail to effect it.