Come one come all to KREG'S PUG EMPORIUM
We have all types of pugs!
Want a pug in a suit? We've got you covered!
Want a Egyptian pug? Don't sweat it!
Want a royal pug? WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED!
*strolls in and waits to be greeted by staff*
Hello! How may I help you?
Pugs have breathing problems. Sorry but it's true.
Quote from: Kreg on February 08, 2020, 04:54:53 AM
Hello! How may I help you?
Hello, good sir! Wonderful to meet you on this fine summer (or winter) morning. May you please direct me to your selection of pugs?
*Walks over to the pugs* Whatever kind of pug would you like?
Great question! What kinds of pugs are there? I am kind of new to this whole thing.
You seem like a royal pug kind of gal. Would you like one of these?
May I ask what a royal pug is?
So that will be $50.
Um... sure.... *hands $50 over*
So where is it?
*Walks over to the royal pugs* You will need to buy food and food bowls for your pug. If you buy them here you will get $20 dollars off your pug!
Hello, I would like to purchase a pug.
One second miss. You may look at the pugs while I am working with my other customer.
Quote from: Kreg on February 08, 2020, 01:50:26 PM
*Walks over to the royal pugs* You will need to buy food and food bowls for your pug. If you buy them here you will get $20 dollars off your pug!
Wow! That's a steal! *hands over $50* I'm so excited for my pug!!!! :laugh:
Quote from: Kreg on February 08, 2020, 05:35:04 PM
One second miss. You may look at the pugs while I am working with my other customer.
Of course. *Stares intently at the pugs*
*Walks over to the cashier* Okay here is your pug basics bundle. Would you like a receipt?
Sure! It'll make a great home-made scarf for my new pug :laugh:
Hey Miss. (Russa) Have you chosen a pug you would like?
Yup, this one. *Gestures to a tiny pug wearing a tiny hat* I shall name her Penelope.
Hello, I would like six puglets.
*watches pugs* They're so cute!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 09, 2020, 03:40:06 PM
Yup, this one. *Gestures to a tiny pug wearing a tiny hat* I shall name her Penelope.
So you want a wonderland pug! Nice choice!
So do you have dog food and bowls and the such or would you like to buy some here?
Aww!
*slams door open*
I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER
In a second miss, after this transaction with
@Russa Nodrey
*Walks in through the storeroom door.*
Hallo, Hast thou any Newfoundlands?
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on April 08, 2020, 02:31:30 PM
*slams door open*
I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER
what happened?
Quote from: lass of something much on April 08, 2020, 09:56:51 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on April 08, 2020, 02:31:30 PM
*slams door open*
I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER
what happened?
Well this Kreg man over here tried to sell me a royal pug, but we checked his dna on ancestry.com and he doesn't have a drop of royal blood! I demand a full refund >:(
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on April 08, 2020, 11:04:09 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 08, 2020, 09:56:51 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on April 08, 2020, 02:31:30 PM
*slams door open*
I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER
what happened?
Well this Kreg man over here tried to sell me a royal pug, but we checked his dna on ancestry.com and he doesn't have a drop of royal blood! I demand a full refund >:(
Did you check his digestive system?...
Quote from: Verdauga on April 08, 2020, 04:29:59 PM
*Walks in through the storeroom door.*
Hallo, Hast thou any Newfoundlands?
No, this is a pug emporium not a Newfoundland emporium.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on April 08, 2020, 11:04:09 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 08, 2020, 09:56:51 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on April 08, 2020, 02:31:30 PM
*slams door open*
I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER
what happened?
Well this Kreg man over here tried to sell me a royal pug, but we checked his dna on ancestry.com and he doesn't have a drop of royal blood! I demand a full refund >:(
Ancestry.com does not work on pugs, plain and simple.
*A youthful dolphin walks in* Hello! My name is Herman, and I would like 16 of your finest pugs.
Quote from: Kreg on February 13, 2020, 01:32:58 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 09, 2020, 03:40:06 PM
Yup, this one. *Gestures to a tiny pug wearing a tiny hat* I shall name her Penelope.
So you want a wonderland pug! Nice choice!
So do you have dog food and bowls and the such or would you like to buy some here?
Ooh, I forgot about that stuff. What type of pug food do you recommend?
*is waiting for customer service*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on April 08, 2020, 11:27:30 PM
*A youthful dolphin walks in* Hello! My name is Herman, and I would like 16 of your finest pugs.
dolphin? o.0
Please don't act discriminatory against me.
One second Herman.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 08, 2020, 11:57:04 PM
]Ooh, I forgot about that stuff. What type of pug food do you recommend?
I would recommend Jerry's pug food, one of our cheapest, but good quality pug kind of pug food.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on April 09, 2020, 03:29:54 AM
Please don't act discriminatory against me.
I'm not, simply didn't know that you were a dolphin. :)
I see. That's totally fine.
I'm glad you think so.
how's your sister Amber?
Sorry, I'm a little confused. Who's Amber?
*is still waiting for customer service*
*Hands Russa receipt*
Have a nice day miss!
Hey Teer, since it seems you've been waiting for quite a while now, what would you like?
Quote from: Kreg on April 09, 2020, 04:27:08 AM
*Hands Russa receipt*
Have a nice day miss!
Thank you!
*Penelope jumps into my backpack and we exit*
Quote from: Kreg on April 09, 2020, 04:27:08 AM
*Hands Russa receipt*
Have a nice day miss!
Hey Teer, since it seems you've been waiting for quite a while now, what would you like?
I'd like to get a pug. Ideally, I'd like a female that enjoys motorcycling. Do you have any pugs of that description?
Oh, sorry that is the one type of pug we don't have here. Any other type you would like?
*knocks on open door*
Hello Mr. Kreg, I am a marketing salesman for a local company. We have noticed the desire for pugs in this area, but many people do not know where to get such an adorable animal. We promise to photograph and share your beautiful pug children to get them into a good home.
What do you think? Will you accept my offer?
Sure! I accept! What will I need to pay?
Oh, not much, just 1,000,000 easy payments of $1345! :D
Would you like to see some sample pieces?
THAT'S 1,345,000,000 DOLLARS.....
Ummmmmmm.
I'll take the sample pictures..
What is stopping me from just taking my own photos?
I bet my photos are better than yours!
My photos capture the full essence of your pugs, portraying their character through digital images.
Example:
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/07/8b/a5/078ba5b753bad454c6523b451a56575c.jpg)
Cynthia has exhibited key banana behaviors unseen by photographers. Well not anymore, as I have managed to put forth Cynthia's true character in one simple image.
Here, I will make a deal with you. If I can get one customer to buy Cynthia in the next 10 minutes, will you take the deal?
I can take photos of pug with fruit to you know!
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/35/0a/05/350a057d232792c33330bdae15d0f315.jpg)
And if you don't sell Cynthia?
Touche...
What if, if I can sell Cynthia faster than you can sell Mr. Melon, I get the job?
I'll take your deal since my business exactly booming right now, this would be the best way to see your advertising prowess.
Awwwww Cynthia's adorable!! Can I take her?
NO
Um....
Of course! Kreg, how much does Mrs. Cynthia cost?
Wait.... Ms. Cornflower please show me your business card, I need to make sure that you aren't working with Ms. Camera over here.
I would like a fish pug my good sir
Business card? I don't have one of those
Quote from: Tiny Jackalope on July 14, 2020, 09:23:43 PM
I would like a fish pug my good sir
Here you are, ma'am!
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/8b/4d/c7/8b4dc7fdda692e7f6341a19a94e8c6d4.jpg)
What do you think, would you like to buy?
Would you like this one Ms. Jackalope?
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ucTnmvYBCvg/Xw4U_E1c76I/AAAAAAAAPH4/vNXlUqQYzCkIsZ34kywF5dlxBPY7gPyXgCK8BGAsYHg/s125/2020-07-14.png)
I think she is talking to me, Ma'am
Also, that is a shark pug, not a fish pug Ma'am
Ma'am is there any way to prove that you are not working with Ms. Cornflower over here?
they are both perfect and deserve good homes. i will care for them and protect them with my lives.
That will be 5.99 each (Fish-Pug food included)
*hands you a check for 50 million dollars*
Ummmm Ms. Jack.... I think you handed me the wrong thing...
Indeed I did not my good sir I ONLY carry around checks of that amount.
*Hands over the correct amount of change*
Here you go!
why thank you *walks out with pugs and takes them to my dream home for pugs where they will be the happiest pugs in the world*
And so they lived happily ever after.
Want more pugfish?
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/277109289250848769/732805218403876924/Fishpug.png)
That is a perfect fish pug. *takes*
*Scurries into shop* :-\
"Who is the manager around here?" :-\
Me, can I get you anything?
"May I speak with you..."
*Looks nervously around*
"Privately"
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on July 15, 2020, 04:46:51 AM
Want more pugfish?
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/277109289250848769/732805218403876924/Fishpug.png)
Now this is a fine speci
menfish. It faces the correct way.
Um, I do no under the table deals ma'am.
I would not insult you by implying you did.
I wasn't talking to you ma'am, I was talking to her. *Points to Ally*
*Adopts a charming and carefree smile* ;D
"Oh, it's nothing of the sort!"
Quote from: Ally046 on February 12, 2021, 06:25:42 PM
*Adopts a charming and carefree smile* ;D
I thought you were gonna adopt a pug.
WE WERE TRICKED
IT WAS ALL A LIE?!?!
IT WAS!!
Yes
*Confused screaming*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 13, 2021, 10:17:34 AM
IT WAS ALL A LIE?!?!
Like the cake. They will not let us eat cake.
Can you guys stop yelling in the shop? You are scaring the pugs.
*looks innocent* It wasn't me! It actually wasn't.
Sorry...*Goes back to trying to find pug food*
Soooo...
Can we speak?
;D
Yes, how can I help you?
(Are we somewhere private?)
Yes.
No. ^-^
*Compares pug food prices*
No, we are at the cashier ma'am.
"Maybe some other time then... ;D"
"Good day to you!"
*Bustles out the door into the sunshine*
*Pats the pugs*