first crush?

[Ungatt Trunn]

Broooo a chandelier?? That coulda easily been instant death if it hit just right! Good to see she still breathes...

[The Skarzs]

Yeah, i don't think think I've even taken a beak while you were gone - Although my activity has dropped a bit because of IRL stuff.

Looks like that will be the case for me as well.

[Tungro]

No! Our great troll is leaving us for real life!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Looks like that will be the case for me as well.

What!?

[The Grey Coincidence]

Quick! Tie up the swole troll!

[The Skarzs]

I'm working on getting into the ironworker union. Chances are good I will be able to get in. On top of that, I have my own apartment, and have all my own errands to do.

[The Grey Coincidence]

QUICK!!!
LOCK HIM IN A CAAAAAAGE!!!!!

[Sebias of Redwall]

HOLD 'IM DOWN BOYS!!!

[The Skarzs]

You cannot stop the raw POWER of REAL LIFE that courses through my veins! *Breaks all restraints and containment.*

[Cornflower MM]

You cannot stop the raw POWER of REAL LIFE that courses through my veins! *Breaks all restraints and containment.*

*Cowers in fear* How terrifying!

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Force dashes around Scarzs to make him quite dizzy and unable to move*

[The Skarzs]

I have moved to a separate plane of existence.

[The Grey Coincidence]

We'll trap you there!

[Sebias of Redwall]

We'll trap you there!

Good idea! *Grabs a chain*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Drops a cage on the troll* HEHEHAHAUHUOHOHOHAHAHAHHIHIHI!