By walking into a restroom, bathroom, small portable toilet-thing, secluded spot in the woods, etc. in any part of the world und tapping with a wand or paw (or nose, tail, footpaw, etc...) a sink (or slightly sink-like object or thing that's in the present location, it could be a tree stump too) in front of you three times and then saying the secret password of Spoiler
Sorcerer Serpent's Secret
, wherever you are performing this from will open up to reveal a tunnel, which leads downwards, downards, and downwards further, where you come sliding out (because you of course had to jump/leap/drop into the tunnel) of onto a pile of pillows that appear to have been hastily gathered and thrown together. This leads to a small chamber which opens up to a collection of chambers and tunnels. Taking the main one leads you to an opening which opens up into a larger chamber, which has multiple Snake head sculpture pillars on either side of the walkway which leads to the back part of the chamber. It would look very much like the Chamber Of Secrets (https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Chamber_of_Secrets) from Harry Potter except where the giant statue head of Salazar Slytherin at the end would be there is instead a giant statue of Cthulhu (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu) with ruby eyes.
The Chamber is guarded by a massive Basilisk named Barry, who is actually quite nice and friendly, and wears special sunglasses over his eyes that block his eye ability from killing or petrifying those that see him. He is also trained in the ancient Basilisk martial arts, which also enable him to physically control the ability (which means the shades are more just to make him look major).[/i]
ENJOY!!!
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Ziz place vaz in quoite a mezz from ze previouz ovnerz- ve've managed tae fix it up zomevot, but it ztill lookz avmozt exactly loike ze
Chamber O' Zecretz. It juzt 'az a giant Cthulhu ztatue at ze end inztead o' zat Slytherin bloke. Und it vaz avready ztated, but
Ze Zecret Chamber O' Zecret Zecretnezz can be reached from anyvhere in on ze planet Earth (tiz magic- zat'z ze bezt explanation fer it). Everybeazt iz free tae gae aboot redecoratin' it, gettin' more pillovz, paintin' zome, etc., but ze Cthulhu ztatue at ze end
MUZT be left alone- zat vaz vone o' ze conditionz fer 'avin' ze place. Barry Ze Bazilizk iz quoite ztrict on ziz rule, und vill 'deal viz' anyvone vho triez it (zae pleaze,
pleaze dinnae try it). Anyzin' elze iz perfectly major- wallpaper, a zvimmin' pool in vone o' ze connected chamberz, und zae forth. Enjoy!
(Und it lookz zummat loike ziz:)
(https://i.imgur.com/DfCM9nh.png)
I pet Barry the Basilisk.
*Barry Ze Bazilizk appreciatez ziz very much*
*Winks at Barry, then heads in the direction of the cthulhu statue*
*throws pillows at the cthulhu statue*
I came here for secrets. Someone tell me a secret.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 10, 2022, 05:20:41 PMI came here for secrets. Someone tell me a secret.
I will slowly fillet your innards.
That's not a secret. It's a fantasy.
Fantasies "...can come true. You gotta make them happen, it all depends on you."
That's a fantasy I really hope doesn't come true.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 10, 2022, 04:10:41 PM*throws pillows at the cthulhu statue*
*Barry getz in front o' ze ztatue fazter zan ye could ever zink, und expertly blockz every zingle vone o' ze pillovz afore glancin' at Flib viz a look zat iz ze equivalent o':
'Try anyzin' loike zat again und yer parentz vill never foind yer remainz.'*
Pleaze leave ze ztatue alone- if ye 'ave tae zrov zin'z zrov zem at Znake ztatue pillar zin'z.
Or at Kade...
*Gives Barry a Rotisserie Chicken to eat*
*climbs in Barry's mouth*
*Stands very close to the cthulhu statue, but doesn't touch it yet*
*Barry zpitz oot Ally, eatz ze Chicken (bonez und av) und givez Rill a ztern look o' varning*
*Pulls out a can of whipped cream* >:D
*Takes the can and walks over and sprays sweet beards onto the snake columns*
Spoiler
That was for the cthulhu statue :giggle:
*Puts random hats on the snake heads*
Spoiler
IK XD
*Throws green and red glitter everywhere (except on the Cthulhu statue ofc)*
What makes this place so secretive?
The fact that it's a secret.
It isn't though >_>
It vaz Ze Chamber O' Zecretz, but zat viznae zecret enough- zomebeazt found it.
Zere are ozer zecretz 'ere taae, but zey're zecret, even from me.
Obvi
*Looks for secrets*
*punches Kade*
*slaps WT*
*Zhakez 'iz 'ead* Ach...
Shakes whos head ^_^
Me 'ead. Ach...
-_- fine.
(poor Me)
Ach...
*Also shakes his head.*
Me is a boy?
*Beaker from Ze Muppetz appearz und beginz zingin' Ode Tae Joy*
Oh joy.
JOY TO THE FISHES IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA, JOY TO YOU AND ME!
Quote from: Ally046 on May 25, 2022, 09:30:44 PMJOY TO THE FISHES IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA, JOY TO YOU AND ME!
Who's you?
Zat Iz.
Heh
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 25, 2022, 09:43:55 PMQuote from: Ally046 on May 25, 2022, 09:30:44 PMJOY TO THE FISHES IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA, JOY TO YOU AND ME!
Who's you?
The letter who just drank tea. Or got tea spilled on it, perhaps.
Quote from: Ally046 on May 25, 2022, 09:30:44 PMJOY TO THE FISHES IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA, JOY TO YOU AND ME!
Thank you, I suppose.
JOY TO THE WORLD! (should maybe stop there before writing half the song, since I probably do have far too much memorised)
Quote from: Booklover on June 01, 2022, 12:23:16 PMQuote from: Ally046 on May 25, 2022, 09:30:44 PMJOY TO THE FISHES IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA, JOY TO YOU AND ME!
Thank you, I suppose.
JOY TO THE WORLD! (should maybe stop there before writing half the song, since I probably do have far too much memorised)
♪♫ Joy tae ze vorld, ze teacher'z dead, ve barbecued 'er 'eeeeeeeeead! ♫♪
...You did? >_>
For the record, I had no part of it.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 01, 2022, 08:54:58 PM...You did? >_>
Ah didnae. Ah vaz juzt zingin' ze zong...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 01, 2022, 11:15:56 PMQuote from: Russa Nodrey on June 01, 2022, 08:54:58 PM...You did? >_>
Ah didnae. Ah vaz juzt zingin' ze zong...
I don't recall those particular lyrics...
Quote from: Ally046 on June 02, 2022, 11:12:39 PMQuote from: WorshipTiria on June 01, 2022, 03:37:46 PMQuote from: Ally046 on May 26, 2022, 02:27:13 PMQuote from: WorshipTiria on May 25, 2022, 09:35:28 PMQuote from: Ally046 on May 22, 2022, 05:55:16 AM*slaps WT*
Rude.
I am.
*Slaps Ally*
<_< *Forces WT to commit the die*
*the die rolls a nat 20* (if I knew a little bit more about dnd I'd tell you what that would do, but I don't)
I don't think that means what you think it means.
What doesn't? It's when the roll is a twenty without any boosts.
Unless you mean 'commit the die' in which case I do know what it means, I was just making a joke.
*WT succeeds on his death saving throw and comes to consciousness with 1hp* (That's what happens when you roll a nat20 on a death saving throw in 5e)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 03, 2022, 02:26:37 PM*WT succeeds on his death saving throw and comes to consciousness with 1hp* (That's what happens when you roll a nat20 on a death saving throw in 5e)
*Pretends to understand whatever the heck Kade is talking about* :-|
When you lose all your hit points (hp), your life bar so to speak, you go down. At that point, you roll a 20 sided die (a d20) to make death "saving throws" to see whether you bleed out and die or stop bleeding and merely fall into a state of unconsciousness. The higher you roll, the better, but if you roll a 20 on the die, that's called a "natural 20", or a nat 20. At that point, it's considered a critical success, and instead of stabilizing but staying unconscious, you instead come back to consciousness with 1hp and are able to do stuff again. These are the rules as they are in Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition, or 5e for short.
*Vhiztlez ze 'arry Potter zeme*
How did this get to a conversation about DnD
*Is very very tempted to touch the cthulhu statue*
*slaps Rill for even thinking about it*
*Doesn't feel the slap because he's thinking so hard about touching the statue*
*punches Rill as hard as possible*
*Staggers a bit from the blow (in the general direction of a certain statue)*
*sees that this isn't working and goes to stand between Rill and the statue*
*Is still staggering, but in a less direct route to the statue*
*Munches on some popcorn*
*sets up a tourist trap beside the statue and fills it with fake artifacts*
*Sniff sniff* Do I smell low quality products at over inflated prices? I think I do! *Trots on over.*
*Decides staggering through a tourist trap might look a little sus, so he starts tunneling into the the wall as best an otter can*
*Fortunately ze vall didnae break, zae ze only zin' zat gaet achieved vaz Rill zmazhin' 'imzelf againzt ze vall*