The Abbot is away!

[DanielofRedwall]

Oi! You lot! Father Abbot is gone for a little bit, but he left us in charge! You still have to follow our orders! Hahaha!

[Buzz_Bumble]

Youse can have the candied chessnuks ... me's already a-scoffin' this here Deeper-n-eva Honey Cream Cake ...



... then me's gonna be's a-tuckin' inna that there Apple-Crummbly Pie ... and then that Chessnuk 'n' Pear Spongey Cake ... and then ...   

[Redwaller]

*Brother Redwaller comes in* Now stop all the mayhem! Or I'll go and fetch the Badgermum!

[Blazemane]

Oi! You lot! Father Abbot is gone for a little bit, but he left us in charge! You still have to follow our orders! Hahaha!

*Looking very confused, but still munching a chestnut*

...But bruvver Dann, you never gived us any orders.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Oi! You lot! Father Abbot is gone for a little bit, but he left us in charge! You still have to follow our orders! Hahaha!

*Looking very confused, but still munching a chestnut*

...But bruvver Dann, you never gived us any orders.

Aye, bruvver. Nay orderz! HEEHEE! Ze Abbit iz gone zae let uza 'ave a FOOD FIGHT!!!! *Ztartz zrovin' zquizhy pearz at everybody*

[Rainshadow]

  *Glares at Won*  You stay here, I mean it!  *Runs to the kitchen*  *Gets hit in the face by a pear*  Dan, Redwaller, could you help me escort these naughty, naughty, NAUGHTY Dibbuns to the pond, please?  I think they all need lovely baths and no supper.  They should be sent straight to bed!  *Starts picking up chestnuts and putting them back in the bag*

[Tam and Martin]

*Starts to run* You can't catch me bruvver Dann!

[W0NWILL]

*follows Rain and 'helps' to pick up the chestnuts.*

See, Sista Rain? Wonny can help!

*eats another chestnut*

No more chesknuts onna floor!

[Norham Waterpaw]

Norham, seeing a situation at the pond, immediately takes this as an excuse for him to take a swim. He ran headlong, and did a cannonball, drenching the others.

[Rainshadow]

  *Glances at Tam*  Um, Daniel?  Redwaller?  You might want to catch Tam before he goes into the giant mud puddle.  But, then again, he's gonna have a bath anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter.
  *Snatches chestnut from Won's sticky paw*  Naughty Wonwill!  No eating the chestnuts!  *Grabs a cloth, wets it, and starts washing off Won's paws*
  *Hears splash in the distance*  *Shouts*  NORHAM?  IS THAT YOU I HEAR JUMPING INTO THE POND?  NO DROWNING THE LITTLE DIBBUNS, YA HEAR?!

[W0NWILL]

I was helping!

*pouts*

Lemme help!

[Rainshadow]

  *Finishes washing Won's paw*  You can help by staying out of trouble.  No more candied chestnuts, though.  You'll make yourself sick, and then where will you be?

[W0NWILL]

I'll be wia tummy fulla yummy chesknuts!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Aye, yummy chezknutzerz! Yummy tummy yummy tummy yummy tummy yummy tummy!

[Buzz_Bumble]

*hiding behind a big bag of flour quietly munching on raspberry muffins with hazelnut cream*