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If you hate puns, don't read this.... or you will die.

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Izeroth

#15
January 23, 2015, 03:14:26 AM
•I'm forced to make bad jokes about the periodic table; all the good ones argon.

•Civil War jokes? I General Lee don't find them funny.

Lady Ashenwyte

#16
January 24, 2015, 02:35:45 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on January 23, 2015, 03:14:26 AM
•I'm forced to make bad jokes about the periodic table; all the good ones argon.

•Civil War jokes? I General Lee don't find them funny.

Heh. *Face goes pale and I turn into a hundred headed dragon* I HATE PUNS.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Mhera

#17
January 24, 2015, 02:45:42 AM
I know Ash, that list really did seem to dragon, didn't it?

Lady Ashenwyte

#18
January 24, 2015, 02:47:04 AM
The One Who Kills hates bad puns That's right, I HATE bad puns.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Rusvul

#19
January 24, 2015, 04:23:29 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on January 23, 2015, 03:14:26 AM
•I'm forced to make bad jokes about the periodic table; all the good ones argon.
Nitrogen Oxygen they're not.

Skyblade

#20
January 24, 2015, 07:51:52 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 24, 2015, 02:47:04 AM
The One Who Kills hates bad puns That's right, I HATE bad puns.

But these are good puns. I also like these from another thread:

Quote from: MatthiasMan on June 16, 2012, 02:06:41 AM
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.    
   
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.    
   
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

   I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

   Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.

   I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

   
   Mummies are bound to be uptight.

   I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Wot, wot!

#21
January 24, 2015, 09:31:52 PM
 :D  ;)  ;D
"Get him! Grab that spy! I want his head!"
Basil chuckled. "What's the matter? Isn't your own head good enough? No, I don't suppose it is. Ugly-looking brute, aren't you?" -Basil to Cluny the Scourge (Redwall)

"The second you change "I can't" into "why not", you can do anything in the world."

The Skarzs

#22
January 25, 2015, 02:18:37 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 23, 2015, 02:08:37 AM
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Any more guesses?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Russa Nodrey

#23
January 25, 2015, 03:32:06 AM
A two-kneed fish?!
Freddy

Skyblade

#24
January 25, 2015, 03:54:13 AM





Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Mhera

#25
January 25, 2015, 03:56:04 AM
That little guy in the last picture talking to the nuts nailed it

Russa Nodrey

#26
January 25, 2015, 03:57:16 AM
Heheheheh.
Freddy

Skyblade

#27
January 25, 2015, 03:57:43 AM
Quote from: Mhera on January 25, 2015, 03:56:04 AM
That little guy in the last picture talking to the nuts nailed it

He's pretty sharp, don't you think?

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Russa Nodrey

#28
January 25, 2015, 03:58:29 AM
Heheheheheh.
Freddy

Mhera

#29
January 25, 2015, 03:58:47 AM
He certainly got to the point; hammered it home, you might say
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