Tiz zummer! Tiz toime fer ze Pool! Ze Pool gaez from 3ft tae 90ft, iz big und 'az zin'z loike Doivin' Boardz und Vater-Zloidez. Pool-toyz und Floatz are alloved. Enjoy!
*Daez a flip off ze Doivin' Board und gaez intae ze vater*
*puts on noseplugs and dives in to the 9-foot-deep area*
*Sits quietly in the 3ft water*
Is it a heated pool? Takes me forever to get into a pool if it's not warm!
*Cannonballs into the water*
Quote from: MeadowRabbit on June 24, 2017, 06:10:47 PM
Is it a heated pool? Takes me forever to get into a pool if it's not warm!
Tae a point. Tiz nae an 'ot tub, nor iz it ze arctic. Tiz probably caulder ze deeper ye gae. *Iz zvimmin'*
I don't care much for pools.
It's winter for me :P
Quote from: MeadowRabbit on June 24, 2017, 06:10:47 PM
Is it a heated pool? Takes me forever to get into a pool if it's not warm!
*Drags Meadow in anyways.*
I'M A PIRATE
Fires a cannnon.
YOU'RE NOT A PIRATE
A
AAAARGH
WHERE'S THE RUM MATEY
*SHAKES CLAW*
Hey Corny!
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 26, 2017, 04:34:26 AM
Quote from: MeadowRabbit on June 24, 2017, 06:10:47 PM
Is it a heated pool? Takes me forever to get into a pool if it's not warm!
*Drags Meadow in anyways.*
ARGH!!!! Sudden freeze shock! :o You meanie!!!
At least once I've got in I'm in. Saves me 20 minutes of hesitancy. ;D
See? I helped you.
*Heads towards Corn and Rosie.* You two are next.
/me blows lifeguard whistle.
STOP THAT! Stop it right now! No pulling others into the pool!
I'm already in the pool...
*Yelps and hides behind Rosie*
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 26, 2017, 06:23:11 PM
I'm already in the pool...
You are in but three feet.
You must go deeper.
Quote from: Ashleg on June 26, 2017, 05:45:47 PM
/me blows lifeguard whistle.
STOP THAT! Stop it right now! No pulling others into the pool!
*Pulls Ashleg into the pool.*
*tries to swim away*
MAGGOT!
*is drowning now*
Lifeguard Ashleg, save Rosie!! :o
*Quietly drowns in a corner*
*Dives down and saves Russa and Rosie*
-_-
*Dives into the 10 foot section*
Wheee, fun. *Tries to tread water but fails*
*Throws a giant rubber duck into the ten foot section for Corn to use to float.*
*backstrokes merrily to the edge of the pool*
Yay rubber ducks!
*releases fish and chases them*
Ooh, that looks fun.
/me eats fish.
Hi Del.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/8Jww0ZIXMZoXu/giphy.gif)
NO, OPRAH! WHY?!
*Lets go of rubber ducky to hide from the bees*
Hi Deli!
/me gets fired.
Just come in the pool.
*Pulls Ashleg into the pool*
Join us.
/me gets out a giant drinking straw and hovers ominously over the pool
/me drowns himself.
Quote from: James Gryphon on June 29, 2017, 03:05:28 PM
/me gets out a giant drinking straw and hovers ominously over the pool
Wat.
He's a gryphon. I think.
He is going to. . . Drink the pool?
As the prophecy foretold.
Quote from: Ashleg on June 29, 2017, 05:12:45 PM
/me drowns himself.
Things going alright there Ashleg?
*Looks at Ashleg's floating body.* Yeah, he'll be fine.
*Fish that Banya released start feasting on Ashleg's corpse*
Quote from: James Gryphon on June 29, 2017, 03:05:28 PM
/me gets out a giant drinking straw and hovers ominously over the pool
*Zvimz up viz Fruit Punch drink in a glazz und putz zaid ztrav in zaid drink und 'andz zaid tva zin'z over tae zaid Gryphon*
*Divez back under vater*
Quote from: Lady Amber on June 30, 2017, 12:49:00 AM
*Fish that Banya released start feasting on Ashleg's corpse*
(You have continuity errors. I ate those fish.) ;D
/me drinks iced tea from a skull
Quote from: Delthion on June 30, 2017, 04:30:49 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on June 30, 2017, 12:49:00 AM
*Fish that Banya released start feasting on Ashleg's corpse*
(You have continuity errors. I ate those fish.) ;D
Not all of them.
/me is respawned back into the lifeguard chair.
*winces*
CURSE YOU, INFINITE LIFESPAN!
You are the cursed one, apparently. :P
*Pukes into the pool*
/me calls the janitor.
EVERYONE, THE POOL IS CLOSED UNTIL WE CAN PUNISH RUSSA FOR HER VANDALISM.
*Pushes Russa into the pool*
Aww, Russa. . .
*Shrieks and jumps out of the pool away from the puke*
Ewwww. *Sits on rubber ducky and starts paddling towards the edge of the pool*
*blows whistle*
*runs*
*fish float to the surface, belly-up*
So not only do we have puke in the pool, we also have a bunch of dead fish. Wonderful.
I've a mind to squish you for this, Russa!
You've ruined summer, Russa. >:( >:( >:(
Russa, come on! You've spoiled everything!
AND FOR THAT YOU DIE
*Takes Russa's skull for the Skull Throne*
What even is the Skull Throne...
Quote from: Banya on July 04, 2017, 05:55:40 PM
*fish float to the surface, belly-up*
Clearly, there was something already wrong with the pool if there were fish in it. Besides, there's another perfectly good pool over there. *Points*
Ooh, hot tub.
*Goes in.* Russa, I don't know if we can trust you.
*Gasp* You wound me, Skarzsles, you wound me.
Stop talking, Russa's ghost.
Quote from: Lady Amber on July 05, 2017, 04:42:58 AM
What even is the Skull Throne...
"The Blood God sits upon a mighty throne of brass rooted atop a vast mountain of skulls."
That is the Skull throne.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 05, 2017, 05:24:00 AM
*Gasp* You wound me, Skarzsles, you wound me.
Don't use that name.
Quote from: Lady Amber on July 05, 2017, 04:42:58 AM
What even is the Skull Throne...
I think that's pretty self-explanatory...
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on July 05, 2017, 05:58:46 AM
Stop talking, Russa's ghost.
Quote from: Lady Amber on July 05, 2017, 04:42:58 AM
What even is the Skull Throne...
"The Blood God sits upon a mighty throne of brass rooted atop a vast mountain of skulls."
That is the Skull throne.
That tells me a lot.
It does.
It's from Warhammer, so. . . obscure to most of us.
*Suicune appearz und repurifiez ze Pool*
(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/3/3a/Suicune_glowing.png/revision/latest?cb=20140216223436)
Ze Pool iz na' purified und major tae zvim in again. Suicune dizappearz, but ye can zome'ov feel zat it iz ztill vatchin'...
Is this pool properly chlorinated?
More or lezz...
Just pour bleach into it.
Salt water pools are better.
Are there any brain-eating amoeba? My family will sue you if the pool is infected with a contagion and I die.
I've never actually swam (swum?) in the ocean, so no. Love the ocean though.
Eurgh! the thought of when you accidentally get salty sea water in your mouth. *shudder* Salt-water pools also tend to be colder. I don't care how hot the air is, I still would prefer a warm pool! :P
(Just go with freshwater pools.)
But they're contaminated with all kinds of deadly things if they're freshwater and unchlorinated.
I didn't say untreated. I just didn't say it.
*Tentatively pokes a toe in the water* Has the water been cleaned?
@Lord_Ashenwyte I think she.means cleansed. Has it been cleansed yet?
?
CLEANSED OF HERESY.
The only way to cleanse is to virus bomb it from orbit.
.=.
I think chlorine will be enough?
Yah.
*Dumps bottle of chlorine in*
*Replaces the water with chlorine*
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
>:D
WHY ROSIE?!
BECAUSE I AM EVIL!!!
This reminds me of the time last summer when the crappy campground we were forced into closed the pool for a couple of days to clean it. When it reopened, it was so chlorinated that the water was murky-white and you could hardly see anything, even in the shallow area. We later heard that someone had apparently puked in the pool.
Good times.
*Throws Rosie over the fence and magically vaporizes the chlorine, replacing it with water*
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on July 10, 2017, 06:09:29 PM
This reminds me of the time last summer when the crappy campground we were forced into closed the pool for a couple of days to clean it. When it reopened, it was so chlorinated that the water was murky-white and you could hardly see anything, even in the shallow area. We later heard that someone had apparently puked in the pool.
Good times.
Do not speak of those doomful times.
*cries*
Do we need to lock out both you AND Russa?
No, no, I am completely reformed, my puke is in the past.
So?
Please, elaborate.
Guilty!
But why? :'(
Because Freddy.
*Cries pitifully* :'(
/me banishes Russa to the Isle of Perpetual Tickling.
Oh no. :o
Goodbye Russa~
Quote from: Lady Amber on July 10, 2017, 06:13:25 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on July 10, 2017, 06:09:29 PM
This reminds me of the time last summer when the crappy campground we were forced into closed the pool for a couple of days to clean it. When it reopened, it was so chlorinated that the water was murky-white and you could hardly see anything, even in the shallow area. We later heard that someone had apparently puked in the pool.
Good times.
Do not speak of those doomful times.
:o :o :o
Quote from: Delthion on July 14, 2017, 03:35:58 AM
/me banishes Russa to the Isle of Perpetual Tickling.
Quote from: Banya on July 15, 2017, 08:32:42 PM
Goodbye Russa~
Farewell.
*Is teleported to the Isle of Perpetual Tickling* *Distant screams*
No no no!!! Have you never seen The Tale of Esther in Veggietales form?!!!!
No?
HEATHEN HERETIC!!!!
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/1Xfg6lcATnU/0.jpg)
This is what takes you to the Island of Perpetual Tickling!
Quote from: Delthion on July 16, 2017, 04:51:28 AM
No no no!!! Have you never seen The Tale of Esther in Veggietales form?!!!!
YES. That scene was so creepy as a kid :P
I thought it was funny.
I thought it was both creepy and funny... ;D
Quote from: Delthion on July 16, 2017, 05:06:55 AM
HEATHEN HERETIC!!!!
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/1Xfg6lcATnU/0.jpg)
This is what takes you to the Island of Perpetual Tickling!
Eeeerm, what exactly am I looking at here?
Very good Skarzs!
None of you could have done it?
I never watched that when I was younger...perhaps it was for the best.
*Sits in the pool.*
/me banishes Skarzs to the Island of Perpetual Tickling.
Thankfully I'm not ticklish so it is useless.
*Continues relaxing in the pool.*
Skarzs! How could you?! I sent you there on a mission! To free all of the banished peoples and squish the feather master!
"Banishes" was the word you used.
Quote from: Delthion on July 17, 2017, 10:14:37 PM
/me banishes Skarzs to the Island of Perpetual Tickling.
/me sips cold juice.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 18, 2017, 06:36:51 AM
"Banishes" was the word you used.
Quote from: Delthion on July 17, 2017, 10:14:37 PM
/me banishes Skarzs to the Island of Perpetual Tickling.
Well I couldn't exactly reveal our plan to the Feather Master now could I?
*Iz zvimmin' in ze deeper part und foindz zome livin' Oice Cubez zvimmin' by*
Ach.
*Grabs living ice cubes and puts them in the hot tub to watch them scream as they melt.*
*Ze Livin' Oice Cubez inztead eat ze tub und av ze 'ot vater in it becomez oice-kalt; Ze Livin' Oice Cubez zen grumble und jump back intae ze pool und continue zvimmin'*
Oi!
I'M OUT!
/me jumps into the pool and drowns again.
/me pulls Ash up to the surface before he drowns*
*splutters*
No, stop! Unhand me! Let go of me at once!
Dude, you were trying to drown yourself. I had to save you.
I shall find...other...means.
Banishment to the Island of Perpetual Tickling?
*The feather master slams open the door once again, brandishing his feather.*
What?! I thought Skarzs had squashed him! *Plot Twist* Could it be? Yes! SKARZS IS THE FEATHER MASTER!!!!
No, as I wouldn't die there. I think I'll drown myself AGAIN.
/me pulls free from Lady Amber and runs back towards the pool.
/me hurls Ash into the Insane Asylum.
Ah-aaAGGHHHHHH!
*CRASH* *BANG* *BOOM*
Owooooo! Oh, MY LEG! My GOOD LEG! My PRECIOUS, most VALUABLE, most LOVELY GOOD LEG!
I am your PRESIDENT! You will not do this to me!
/me stands and flings himself towards the door right before Delthion closes it.
/me accidentally jams the door shut on Ashleg's hair. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on July 19, 2017, 03:37:07 PM
What?! I thought Skarzs had squashed him! *Plot Twist* Could it be? Yes! SKARZS IS THE FEATHER MASTER!!!!
No, I just said that so I could squish him.
*Squishes the feather master.*
YOOOOOOOWWWWW!
My fur! My beautiful, good fur!
/me runs around in the asylum and sobs.
Quote from: Delthion on July 20, 2017, 01:30:04 AM
/me accidentally jams the door shut on Ashleg's hair. ;D
How do you even do that?
Timing my friend, timing.
That door's clearance must be zero.
It's an asylum. If there was clearance, I would be out of here and DROWNING already!
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 20, 2017, 04:32:12 AM
That door's clearance must be zero.
I mean in the latch itself.
Still.
Quote from: Ashleg on July 20, 2017, 04:35:39 AM
It's an asylum. If there was clearance, I would be out of here and DROWNING already!
Why do you want to die?
You guys are crazy. Death is the only way out.
And it will happen eventually to all of us, yeah, but right now we just need to enjoy the pool. With the dead body of the feather master floating in it.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I MUST PUT AN END TO ME.
Because you were the Feather Master?
GAAAAH!
/me pulls out a bottle of Aquafina from under his cloak.
Time to drown!
*Puts seventeen million dehumidifiers in Ashleg's cell.*
*The moisture is sucked out of my body and I die*.
/me puts a few humidifiers in the room and revives Ashleg.
*Ashleg is still dead because his body decomposed.*
You'd be mummified.
/me brings Ashleg back to life.
/me suffocates because of the humidifiers, dries up, and gets blown away like dust.
/me pounds the dust into a pulp.
Wut.
/me is respawned into the lifeguard chair.
*looks around*
...GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Curse you, Infinite Lifespan!
Gud.
Heck.
Whoa, watch yer mouth!
/me quickly hands Ashleg a mirror.
/me looks at his handsome self in the mirror.
...yes, one side of me is mutilated, but that's why I wear the cloak. I'm SPIFFIN'.
You would make a bad lifeguard if half of you is mutilated.
I'm not here to save anybeast, just to tell 'em not to run by the pool...
Wait Lifeguards do things other than that?
Yes; they tell people not to swim after eating for fifteen minutes, too.
Speaking of that.
When was the last time you cretins ate?
*Cretin.
I don't remember. Probably two years ago.
Why aren't you dead yet?
/me brandishes spear.
Worst. Lifeguard. Ever.
*Impales Skarzs with the spear*
*Unfortunately the spear is repelled by the might of Skarzs' abs, and it is snapped in twain. It ricochets into Ash's torso, killing him instantly.*
*Flexes diamond-like abs.*
-3-
Ooh yeah.
/me is dropped out of the sky, back into the lifeguard's chair.
Drat...
I'm not even gonna say it.
...GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Curse you, Infinite Lifespan!
Thanks.
*Just to infuriate the Grammar Nazis* Your welcome. ;D
GOSH DANG IT, DELTHION!
*You're. You+are. You're.
you're
yo͝or,yôr/Submit
contraction
unpunctuated: youre; pronoun: you're
you are.
"you're an angel, Deb!"
Deb: REALLY????
*Pushes Deb in the pool*
He must not have gotten his wings, yet.
Deb?
No idea. Came with the definition.
I think Deb would be a female... "Deborah."
Debbie.
Quote from: Delthion on July 22, 2017, 06:47:52 PM
I think Deb would be a female... "Deborah."
Yeah, I thought so too.
*Jumps into the pool, splashing Skarzs in the process*
*Jumps in the pool.*
*Everyone gets thrown out because of the huge wave caused.*
*Jumps back in*
NO JUMPING IN THE POOL!
*Splashes Ashleg and jumps back into the pool*
/me jumps onto Ashleg, crushing him. Then jumps into the pool.
/me hurls blood into the water.
Ew.
HE MADE ME!
/me makes Ashleg put all of his blood back in his body.
/me dumps chlorine over Delthion's head.
/me drowns Ashleg in the said Chlorine. ;D
Finally.
*Ashleg respawns in the place where the Lifeguard chair was.*
Curse you. I'm leavin'.
IIIIIIIIICE CRRRRRREEEAM!!!
NOT IN THE POOL.
/me turns pool into ice cream.
There! Problem solved!
*Skates gracefully along the frozen surface of the ice cream*
/me stuffs Amber up to her neck in the ice cream pond.
*Pulls Del down with me*
Awkward...
;D
*Shoves ice cream down Del's throat*
Okay...
*Del starts choking on the ice cream*
Such a cute couple.
/me vaporizes Skarzs.
*Throws Skarzs's vaporized body off a cliff*
/me throws Amber off of the cliff as well, then runs.
*Throws spear at Del, impaling him*
*My toe was impaled, and therefore I lived to fight another day.* ;D
Um, no. You died completely and utterly.
You said that I was impaled, you never said what part of me was impaled!! ;D
::)
*Skarzs vapor swirls around Del and Amber and pushes them together.* Kiss.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 02, 2017, 01:24:56 AM
*Skarzs vapor swirls around Del and Amber and pushes them together.* Kiss.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/fc/e9/28/fce92832b1b88a41edb7e5ce3fad7107.gif)
/me dissolves.
If I had a face anymore I would be grinning evilly.
I'm sure you would! ;D
There goes my lovely day at the pool! :0
ENJOY YOURSELF. "Drown" your sorrows in ice cream.
Ach...*Turnz ze Pool back intae a pool, turnz everybeazt back intae zemzelvez und aloive, mutterz zummat aboot leavin' a topic be fer a fev dayz und zen vot 'appenz tae it und zen divez back intae ze Pool und returnz tae zvimmin' in ze deep partz o' it*
Gone down the deep end.
/me finds a little sand on the bottom of the pool.
GUYS!! I FOUND THE LAND DOWN UNDER!! ;D
HAH. Funny.
*drowns*
*A zvimmin' Squirtle rezcuez Rosie*
Thankee
*Puts rubber duckies in the water and watches them float*
*Zree Rubber Pike come up und eat zree o' ze Rubber Duckiez, und zen run off oot o' ze pool*
I shall catch the rubber pike and eat them with my rubber rats.
*Keepz zvimmin'*
'Zcuzin' ze double pozt, aber viz it bein' Autumn ze noo... *Ze pool zuddenly freezez up completely* Na' tiz frozen until ze Zpring- Enjoy! *Ztartz oice-zkatin'*
*Attempts to skate and falls over*
Uuund, viz it bein' Zummer ze noo, ze oice 'az melted und ze pool can be zvam in again. Und nae bonkin' each ozer viz noodlez!
*Divez in und ztartz zvimmin'*
*Bonks HIAG with an innertube.*
*Bonks Skarzs with an uncooked spaghetti noodle*
Deadliest weapon. *Dies.*
*Drags Skarzs's corpse away and buries it behind a nearby shed* Now to inform his family he died in a freak blacksmithing accident. ^-^
What could possibly cause an injury like that in a forge?
I dunno, covering up noodle murder is just something I've never been able to get the hang of.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 06, 2018, 02:56:04 PM
What could possibly cause an injury like that in a forge?
You were forging a metal skewer, when it slipped and plunged deep into your flesh.
Sound good Russa? ;D
Ah. So that's how I died.
Quote from: Delthion on July 06, 2018, 05:18:27 PM
You were forging a metal skewer, when it slipped and plunged deep into your flesh.
Sound good Russa? ;D
Yeah, that works.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 06, 2018, 05:54:42 PM
Ah. So that's how I died.
Yes. :)
Never mind
?
...
. . . . . I'm curious. But okay.
...
(https://static.carthrottle.com/workspace/uploads/comments/e3083313c64adbcf6668fd589395a0bf.jpg)
Nah I get that. I don't see why anyone would "painfully murder" you for that, or start an argument.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemongo/images/d/d0/Max_Revive.png/revision/latest?cb=20160717150056)
*Bringz Skarzs back tae loife viz a Max Revoive*
*Wakes up from death, still buried behind the shed.*
Suffocation seems like a good way to go.
Oh dearie me.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES!
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!
SUFFOCATION! NO BREATHING!
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on July 06, 2018, 07:54:51 PM
Spoiler
I'm a bit creeped out by the previous posts. In most cellars situations, when someone gets killed, it's in a totally nonsensical way and they inexplicably come back to life a few posts later and that's the end of it. Here, people are attempting to cover it up by passing it off as a horrifyingly realistic accident. It's disturbing really.
I might be overreacting, since I never really cared much for cellars nonsense.
Spoiler
And it's always been my opinion that you shouldn't kill anyone without their consent. It happened to me a few times, and I have to say it's quite annoying to say the least. It's one of several reasons why I don't participate in all the madness.
This is probably going to be an unpopular opinion...
Hear that folks? No painfully murdering someone without their consent, capisce?! ;D
In my defense, I bonked Skarzs with the uncooked noodle and then he declared himself dead. ;D
I declare Russa Nodrey, NOT GUILTY!
What a relief.
Guilty.
Lies!
I'm the victim.
I'm the victim of your lies.
You can't fake this fatal injury you caused.
If it's fatal, then how are you still alive?
I'm dead though.
Then why are you still speaking?
I cannot answer that.
Riiiight.
Because I am dead.
It vaz at ziz point zat ze pool 'ad frozen intae oice, zignallin' tvaz zkatin' toime. Or vhackin' each ozer in ze 'ead viz 'ockey ztickz...Or boz.....
*Is dead, frozen in the pool.*
Intelligence.
In its highest form.
Ach!
(https://pics.me.me/the-test-results-are-in-you-have-the-iq-of-13853245.png)
You have made Roger very sad.
(https://i.imgur.com/rQD3vj9.jpg)
Roger is raw.
Rawger.
Rawger the rawer goes "Rawr."
y
B/c I can
Roger is crying now.
Roger is a potato.
Potatoes have feelings, too.
Don't even get me started!
O.o
I forgot that I am frozen in the pool.
You know it is summer when you can see the heat waves...
Ze vater in ze pool 'az decoided nae tae melt until ze Zummer beginz. Ve apologise fer ze inconvenience.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 23, 2019, 01:56:48 AM
Ze vater in ze pool 'az decoided nae tae melt until ze Zummer beginz. Ve apologise fer ze inconvenience.
:o
And so, I find myself here, after all this time, unchanged: A rock frozen in the largest drop of water this side of the desert.
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 23, 2019, 03:37:44 AM
And so, I find myself here, after all this time, unchanged: A rock frozen in the largest drop of water this side of the desert.
That's.....fun. ;D
I'll help! *Points a flamethrower at skarz and fires it*
*Gasp*
HAHAHAHAAAA
Well... that escalated quickly.
Am I the only one that's noticed that One-Eye's help usually isn't helpful?
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiMgveQ_sPiAhUNip4KHanIBlYQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=%2Furl%3Fsa%3Di%26rct%3Dj%26q%3D%26esrc%3Ds%26source%3Dimages%26cd%3D%26ved%3D%26url%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fimgur.com%252Fgallery%252FkdE8vR5%26psig%3DAOvVaw2cQB2Ssk7_etYJe67MdgzI%26ust%3D1559330819366980&psig=AOvVaw2cQB2Ssk7_etYJe67MdgzI&ust=1559330819366980
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 30, 2019, 07:52:35 PM
Well... that escalated quickly.
Am I the only one that's noticed that One-Eye's help usually isn't helpful?
Nope. ;D
He's a rock, and I melted the ice. He is unharmed.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 30, 2019, 08:32:12 PM
He's a rock, and I melted the ice. He is unharmed.
Hmm....still....
CANNON BALL!!
*Jumps into pool*
I like the way yoy think. * jumps in pool*
*begins shooting everybody with a water gun*
*Swims*
*Shoots*
*Splashes*
*Gets tired of shooting and decides to fight Grey*
*Obliviously continues swimming*
*Tackles Grey and dunks him under*
*Tries to pull Tungro under*
*Throw Grey as hard as I can to the other side*
*Paddles to the surface, spluttering for breath*
Who did that!? Not funny guys! I could've drowned!
Oops....
Oops! What do you mean 'oops!?'
Sorry for being so cryptic, IT WAS TOTALLY ON PURPOSE!!
*Growls*
We'll see about on purpose!
*Climbs out of pool*
*Climbs out of pool and pushes Grey back in, then dives in after him*
*Tries to paddle away*
*Grabs hold of Grey so he can't leave*
*Kicks water into Tungro's face*
*Puts on goggles and keeps hold of Grey*
H-how can you do both!?
*Tries to push Tungro under*
*Searches for a new target*
Phew. Finally. Can go back to my inflatables.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 31, 2019, 08:54:13 PM
Phew. Finally. Can go back to my inflatables.
CANNON BALL!!! *Lands beside Grey*
Ack! You scared me Seb!
Whoops! Sorry...ish.
*Playfully splashes Grey*
That was completely your intention. -.-
*Splashes Seb back*
*Ack* Not in the face! *Dunks Grey*
*Blows bubbles*
*Lifts Grey's head out of the water* You okay?
*Splutters*
Will you guys stop doing that?
::) Maybe...
There is no maybe...
*Swims away*
*Swims after Grey* Come back here!
No thanks.
*Climbs out of pool*
*Grabs Grey* Oh no you don't!
Ack! Let go!
Why would I do that? BATH TIME! *Scrubs Fret...err Grey*
No! No stop! Stopit!
*Splashes helplessly*
Scrub behind your ears! *Grabs soap*
*Is concerned that Fret is actually a separated part of Grey's psyche.*
*Continues scrubbing* Wanna help, Skarzs!
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 03, 2019, 11:03:56 PM
*Is concerned that Fret is actually a separated part of Grey's psyche.*
Well to a certain extent yes. But a lot of my characters are bits of my psyche. Fret just so happens to be the 'main' character- though not really the closest to me as a whole.
Ahem!
Seeeeeeb! Stop it!
*Splashes helplessly*
Leave my ears alone you monster!
Nope! I insist! *Scrubs Grey's toes*
HahahahihihihihHAHAHAH! Stop! Stop it tickles!
*Continues scrubbing his toes* *Then starts scrubbing his headfur*
*Breathless from all the laughing*
What did I ever do to you?
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 04, 2019, 05:05:21 AM
*Breathless from all the laughing*
What did I ever do to you?
*Pulls out list* Let's start with the topic "Kill The Previous Poster"... ;D
But you killed me first there!
*Tries to climb out pool*
Leave me be
*Sigh* Okay. Just let me get the one spot in between your eyes first...
No! I dont wanna be clean!
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 04, 2019, 05:13:22 AM
No! I dont wanna be clean!
But you'd kill us all with your smell... and we couldn't have that now could we... *Grabs the scrubber*
Nooo! Please! Not the scrubber! Anything but the scrubber!
*Starts scrubbing* Plug your nose. ;D
W-why?
*Tries to claw away*
And that hurts!
Well why didn't you say so? *Stops scrubbing Grey's nose, then begins scrubbing Grey's eyelids*
Ah! I can't see! I can't see! Now there's soap in my eyes!
*Tries to splash Seb away*
Hold still young ferret. You can't beat an otter in the water. There look at you, all nice and clean. *Holds up a mirror*
*Is clean*
I mean thanks and all... but did you have to be so rough about it?
Oh. *Glances down at my bulging muscles* I guess I don't know my own strength...
Yeah. Please be careful next time. My ears are still sore.
Okay. *Splashes Grey*
*Splashes back*
*Swims away* RACE YOU TO THE OTHER END OF THE POOL!
*Gets out of pool and runs to the other side*
Hahaha! I win!
That's cheating! *Crawls out and runs after Grey*
Hahahaha! Catch me if you can!
*Runs from Sebias*
*Speeds up* I'll catch you yet!
Huh, you're pretty fast. But not as fast as I! Hahahaha!
*Crawls into air vent at lightning speeds*
*Breaks the sound barrier* *Goes the speed of light*
I'm in an air vent. You couldn't catch me even if you tried now.
*Watches this happen while drinking a pina colada*
Ach, Vhy am Ah nae zurprized at vot iz 'appenin' ze noo?
Anyvay, viz it bein' Zummer, ze vater in ze pool 'az na' unfrozen, zae pleaze everybeazt enjoy ze vater! *Divez intae ze vater after Hovlin'*
Yay! * jumps in*
*Crawls out of air vent*
When did you get up there?
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 04, 2019, 08:01:14 PM
Huh, you're pretty fast. But not as fast as I! Hahahaha!
*Crawls into air vent at lightning speeds*
*Is stuck in an iceberg floating in the pool.*
The ice melted.
Except for this ONE FREAKIN' PIECE.
Should I like set it on fire or something?
Just let global warming the sun melt it naturally.
*Relaxes with cucumber over eyes*
*Eats cucumbers*
*Has spare cucumber*
*is getting some sun*
Ah! This is the life!
Shall I get us some ice cream?
*icecram appears magically* who needs to even move a muscle?
*Eats Vanilla ice cream*
*eat's strawberry icecream*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 05, 2019, 04:00:25 PM
Should I like set it on fire or something?
FIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!!!! *Hovlz und zen zetz fire tae a pair o' curtainz zittin' by ze pool*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 05, 2019, 08:31:25 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 05, 2019, 04:00:25 PM
Should I like set it on fire or something?
FIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!!!! *Hovlz und zen zetz fire tae a pair o' curtainz zittin' by ze pool*
*Gasp* *Hops in the water*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 05, 2019, 08:31:25 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 05, 2019, 04:00:25 PM
Should I like set it on fire or something?
FIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!!!! *Hovlz und zen zetz fire tae a pair o' curtainz zittin' by ze pool*
Why are there curtains by the pool?
To set on fire. Duh.
*spits on the fire*
*Zetz ze zpit on fire, zen Hovlz*
*Swims out where the fire can't reach me*
Unless he used Greek fire.
*GASP* No!
*Beats out the fire*
IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS
AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN
IF YOURE NOT INTO YOGA
IF YOU HAVE HALF A BRAIN
*gets up as the song ends, now a much handsomer wildcat*
OH MY G0D THE CURTAINS ARE ON FIRE!
Your imagination is only exceeded by your hallucinations.
There is no more fire. I have defeated it!
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 06, 2019, 06:04:08 AM
Your imagination is only exceeded by your hallucinations.
DO YOU WISH TO GET SLAPPED!?
Ironic.
Well guess what? It's summer! (almost, anyway. It would possibly be more accurate to say late spring but that's just minor details)
So... *jumps into pool* I like swimming.
Bloody southern hemisphere is all backwards. It's almost freezing up here.
My fingers and toes are in the process of dying.
It'll be that way for them during our spring.
I'm in the South. It isn't that bad down here.
Its hella cold up here, can I get a plne ticket to somewhere warm?
No.
Why ya gotta be so rude?
Because I'm malicious.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 08, 2019, 12:33:59 AM
It'll be that way for them during our spring.
Meh, not really. It doesn't get particularly cold down here. We just get a healthy amount of frost in the mornings. (healthy for the apricots and other stone fruit)
Anyway... *continues swimming*
Viz it bein' ziz toime o' year again, ze oice cubez floatin' in ze pool evict everybeazt from ze vater, und zen ze entire zin' freezez up fer ze Winter. Ye can na' gae oice-zkatin' on it again! Enjoy! *Beginz oice-zkatin'*
*Tries to dive in anyways. Fails.*
Oooh, that must have hurt. *drags Kade off ice and stitches his head back up*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 27, 2019, 08:19:07 PM
Viz it bein' ziz toime o' year again, ze oice cubez floatin' in ze pool evict everybeazt from ze vater, und zen ze entire zin' freezez up fer ze Winter. Ye can na' gae oice-zkatin' on it again! Enjoy! *Beginz oice-zkatin'*
Yeah, winter is coming. But, at least where I am, the pool won't freeze, even in winter.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 29, 2019, 04:28:50 AM
Oooh, that must have hurt. *drags Kade off ice and stitches his head back up*
Thankee, thankee. I think I only lost a few brain cells.
Quote from: Booklover on November 29, 2019, 11:07:04 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 27, 2019, 08:19:07 PM
Viz it bein' ziz toime o' year again, ze oice cubez floatin' in ze pool evict everybeazt from ze vater, und zen ze entire zin' freezez up fer ze Winter. Ye can na' gae oice-zkatin' on it again! Enjoy! *Beginz oice-zkatin'*
Yeah, winter is coming. But, at least where I am, the pool won't freeze, even in winter.
Unfortunately, the same can't be said of this pool :laugh:
Quote from: Booklover on November 29, 2019, 11:07:04 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 27, 2019, 08:19:07 PM
Viz it bein' ziz toime o' year again, ze oice cubez floatin' in ze pool evict everybeazt from ze vater, und zen ze entire zin' freezez up fer ze Winter. Ye can na' gae oice-zkatin' on it again! Enjoy! *Beginz oice-zkatin'*
Yeah, winter is coming. But, at least where I am, the pool won't freeze, even in winter.
This is the forum. If HIAG says the pool's frozen, it is. (even though it's the middle of summer)
How is it the middle of summer? It's the end of autumn for me (right at the end, basically the start of winter), so surely it would be either the end of spring or the start of summer?
She could speaking in the hypothetical; that even if it was the middle of summer, the pool would be frozen.
OR, the heat and overall weather there has been summer-like for a while so she feels like she's in the middle of summer.
*Does a penguin belly slide across the ice*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 30, 2019, 02:57:18 PM
She could speaking in the hypothetical; that even if it was the middle of summer, the pool would be frozen.
OR, the heat and overall weather there has been summer-like for a while so she feels like she's in the middle of summer.
Go with the second option. As far as I'm concerned, summer begins when I start wearing bare feet, and the middle begins a week after.
*does a kiwi butt slide across the ice*
Doesn't that make summer only two weeks long though? Or is the 'middle' more like everything except the first and last week?
*Falls through a thin patch of ice as he's belly sliding.*
*finds a friendly penguin who can rescue Kade* You know, if the ice is breaking we should probably wait until the pool freezes completely. We don't want anybody to get hurt.
*smiles at Booklover's imaginary penguin and fishes Kade out of pool with a claw* Seriously, you need to become slightly more risk averse. Nobody else has managed to break their head open or fall into the ice. Good work. *deposits Kade on towel to dry* Try not to get hypothermia.
Quote from: Booklover on December 01, 2019, 09:58:34 AM
Doesn't that make summer only two weeks long though? Or is the 'middle' more like everything except the first and last week?
Yeah, the middle is everything except the first and last week. It makes sense if you don't think about it.
*Shivers as he tries to dry off.* Well, at least I finally got to swim, right? I think I fell through where I'd initially tried to dive in. Must've cracked the ice... goodness it's cold.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 02, 2019, 10:07:16 AM
*smiles at Booklover's imaginary penguin and fishes Kade out of pool with a claw* Seriously, you need to become slightly more risk averse. Nobody else has managed to break their head open or fall into the ice. Good work. *deposits Kade on towel to dry* Try not to get hypothermia.
Quote from: Booklover on December 01, 2019, 09:58:34 AM
Doesn't that make summer only two weeks long though? Or is the 'middle' more like everything except the first and last week?
Yeah, the middle is everything except the first and last week. It makes sense if you don't think about it.
My penguin is not imaginary. Just because we're in a place where penguins aren't a native species, doesn't mean Felix can't bring them here.
And I wouldn't think about it. That would be dangerous. So dangerous I might fall in a pond.
So then it must make sense. That's good. (and you don't have any penguins)
How long will it take you to understand that I do? I've explained on here AND in the My Hill thread.
Explaining will not make any difference. Fact is fact.
Question: How did the pool freeze over?! It was thirty degrees(Celsius) the other day!
Apparently, this pool is in the Northern Hemisphere.
*Starts sliding around on his probably healed head.*
*sighs and mutters something about risk aversion* I guess I'm on lifeguard duty.
*Narrowly avoids the hole he'd made earlier.* Weeeeee!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 05, 2019, 03:03:07 AM
Explaining will not make any difference. Fact is fact.
Fiction is fiction.
*Collides with an imaginary penguin.* Ow! I was always told I had an overactive imagination, but this is ridiculous.
*sighs and sets Kade to the side of the pool* Sit there until you feel better. Then you can go.
Ok! *Starts making a pile of snowballs.*
Sounds like you don't let your dreams stay dreams.
That is not what I said and you know it.
Doesn't stop my penguins being real.
Maybe the twisting of my words doesn't but that doesn't mean they are real.
*Screams and throws snowballs at imaginary penguins.*
No blue cookies for you, then.
*throws snowballs at Booklover*
Any chance any of you have read Young Samurai? *dodges the snowball, then throws one at the big heap of snow on the roof of a building behind Teer and Kade, which then falls down, burying them in snow*
*Kade watches as the snowball Booklover threw goes over them and into the forest. She must be imagining something that isn't there. 'Yeah, I get that,' he thought to himself. Finally running out of snowballs, he began gathering a bunch of snow and rolling it together into one giant snowball. He then started pushing it towards Booklover. As they hit the ice, though, the snowball's weight was too much and it fell through, with Kade following closely behind.*
It seems that you forgot that you were standing in front of a building. How upsetting, now that you're covered in snow. Or you can stay drowning in the ice cold pool. Whichever outcome you prefer.
*pools Kade out of water and breaths warm air onto him until he's dry* It's quite handy having an inbuilt dryer, actually.
Definitely seems like it. I do have slightly terrifying flashbacks when you do that, but still, thanks!
*preens scales modestly* Oh, it was nothing. I'm just doing my job, really.
I love how you're a monster, Skarzs is a troll, One-eye and Eb are wildcats, and BL, Kade, and I are just here. :D
*Looks at topic title. Looks outside. Shivers* I don't think so....
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 13, 2019, 07:12:14 PM
*Looks at topic title. Looks outside. Shivers* I don't think so....
*gives Sebias an extra jacket* Apparently it's an ice skating ring now.
Thanks, Teer! You're always so thoughtful! *Puts on coat* *Starts ice skating*
That's alright. *resumes surveying pool area to make sure everybeast is safe.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 13, 2019, 08:02:27 PM
Thanks, Teer! You're always so thoughtful! *Puts on coat* *Starts ice skating*
Might want to look for the holes; I've fallen in twice already.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 13, 2019, 07:11:07 PM
I love how you're a monster, Skarzs is a troll, One-eye and Eb are wildcats, and BL, Kade, and I are just here. :D
I love it too. I think Kade is an otter, though.
That seems to be the general consensus, from what I understand.
But he's never really held to that.
He's.....
He's Human......
Feel free to claim that but I suggest being an otter around Lass. She would probably scratch your eyes out if she found out you were human.
Just to be clear, I haven't claimed to be human either ;D
Maybe I'm an alien from Betelgeuse Five. You never know, do you?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 14, 2019, 02:55:56 AM
Feel free to claim that but I suggest being an otter around Lass. She would probably scratch your eyes out if she found out you were human.
......Why?
Reasons. The heart is a strange thing indeed.
She would feel betrayed. And you do not want to see Lass when she feels betrayed.
Nobody wants to see Lass when she feels betrayed.
Hmmm, is that so? *Hits Teer upside the head with a snowball.*
*nocks kade out cold, then tosis him out the dorw* DO NOT hit my sister, only I'm aloud to do that! (and Ebby)
Much as I appreciate the loyalty, Lass, it's my job to make sure everybody stays fit and healthy so I'd be grateful if you didn't get violent. *retrieves Kade from random door, revives him and gives him a hot water bottle* You'll live.
*Continues throwing snowballs while unconscious, wakes up to Teer's hot breath healing/revival technique, passes out from fright, and then continues throwing snowballs.*
O_O
Wow. I didn't know it was possible for one to throw snowballs when one is unconscious.
It's one of my many special techniques. *Kade mumbles out loud as his unconscious mind does it's own thing*
I didn't use that technique to revive you. I have many different ways of doing it. That time I used a bucket of icy water, applied to the head. *applies another bucket of icy water to Kade's head*
(Ah ah ah, no retconning!)
*Wakes up via bucket of icy water and immediately catches a cold.* Well, that wasn't very *ACHOO* ...nice.
*gives Kade a ginger lemon honey drink*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 18, 2019, 03:11:49 PM
(Ah ah ah, no retconning!)
*Wakes up via bucket of icy water and immediately catches a cold.* Well, that wasn't very *ACHOO* ...nice.
Yeah, that wasn't very nice. Let the poor cold go, you meanie!
*giggles*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 19, 2019, 05:17:57 AM
Yeah, that wasn't very nice. Let the poor cold go, you meanie!
No, it belongs to me now! *Runs away cackling, slips on the ice, and falls. Continues cackling.*
*grabs both Kade and the cold, sets the latter free and the former on the side of the pool with another hottie*
Oh? Who's the hottie?
A hottie is a rubber canteen ish thing that you fill with hot water, otherwise known as a hot water bottle.
Ah ;D That means something a bit different over here
*rolls eyes* So I see.
Hahahaha, anyways, thanks for the hottie! *Puts it on his head with a contented smile and just sits there.*
That's alright! I'm glad you enjoy it.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 21, 2019, 07:20:54 AM
Ah ;D That means something a bit different over here
Ah, ya beat me to it. Dialects are fun, aren't they?
Probably a kiwi thing. Means something different for me as well.
you know that a kiwi is a bird right?
As well as a fruit. And a New Zealander.
The first meaning of kiwi is the best/real meaning.
Quote from: Booklover on December 21, 2019, 06:25:58 PM
Probably a kiwi thing. Means something different for me as well.
No, I think it's just an our family thing.
yup ;D
this is a kiwi
(https://kiwicoast.org.nz/wp-content/gallery/kiwi-facts/spot-the-kiwi-chick-10-days-old-whangarei-heads.jpg)
Yes, that is a kiwi. Good job.
When I searched up 'kiwi meaning' the two definitions to come up were the bird, and an informal term for a New Zealander. The fruit did not.
And yet, I've eaten a kiwi (fruit. Shisteer's the only one that's eaten a NZer.)
*doesn't recall eating any New Zealanders* Excuse me?
Kiwi fruit is what it's called. People who call them kiwis are just lazy.
*Is, indeed, lazy.*
Haven't you eaten Eb before on the forums?
Quote from: Verdauga on December 25, 2019, 07:44:26 PM
And yet, I've eaten a kiwi (fruit. Shisteer's the only one that's eaten a NZer.)
Mmm, I don't
think I'm from NZ
Quote from: Verdauga on December 25, 2019, 09:22:41 PM
*Is, indeed, lazy.*
Haven't you eaten Eb before on the forums?
Ah. Has she? I don't recall.
No, I've never eaten Eb, or Lass, for that matter. The only one I've honoured so much is Kade. I don't eat just anyone, you know.
Aw, shucks *Kicks the floor, abashed*
Nice little sea dog. *pats Kade's head*
*Squints happily as Teer pats the hottie on his head.*
Huh?.....a hottie is on your head?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 21, 2019, 07:37:32 AM
Hahahaha, anyways, thanks for the hottie! *Puts it on his head with a contented smile and just sits there.*
Yyyyyyyyyup
*gumps into the pool and still PJs on* yaay *is missing sam*
Sam? Who's Sam?
Wasn't it her pet bloodthirsty little beast?
sam is ebbys duckling, but now he has gone back to her :'(
So you were ducksitting until someone said goose, then.
*Is trapped in the ice again because I couldn't get out in time.*
Sounds fun
*Needs some archaeologist to come along and dig me out like some mummified caveman.*
Where I am, there hasn't been any snow. Not even horrible slushy stuff or snow that doesn't settle.
*Begins ice skating again, making sure to avoid the holes in the ice.*
its Summer over here.(in NZ)
*Continues ice skating, still avoiding the holes in the ice. Somehow.*
It's summer, that means the snow is water.
*My corpse frozen in the pool says otherwise.*
Should I hold a funeral? Ot the hottest trend, y'hear?
*goes back to bed*
G'night.
*looks at the time* :o
Aaaaaaaand G'mornin'
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 16, 2020, 02:43:57 PM
*My corpse frozen in the pool says otherwise.*
Something managed to kill Skarzs? I'm impressed.
He might just be having an out-of-body experience.
Yeah, by being dead ;D
*Shivers* Pool Time? POOL TIME?!! Who goes swimming in this weather?!
its summer...
(Not here, because Head said so.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 16, 2020, 04:08:04 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 16, 2020, 02:43:57 PM
*My corpse frozen in the pool says otherwise.*
Something managed to kill Skarzs? I'm impressed.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSuJrDevkD9MGa1bqcNXxjRWUfKVOCd9JBPtgSPNa0zRZQNctNJ)
(https://i.imgur.com/5oLLHXA.gif)
*laughs*
*Falls in a hole in the ice again.*
Ouch.
*Kade lands near where I am frozen.*
*Tries to psychically tell him to free me.*
*Also psychically tells him he should have dodged.*
*sets fire to a bush and puts it above skarz*there you go ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 24, 2020, 01:41:44 AM
*Kade lands near where I am frozen.*
*Tries to psychically tell him to free me.*
*Also psychically tells him he should have dodged.*
*Dodges Skarzs' non-existent psychic thought waves and resurfaces.* You know, skating on this ice is probably a bad idea now that I'm an Otterbadger.*
*laughs*
Quote from: lass of something much on January 24, 2020, 02:39:48 AM
*sets fire to a bush and puts it above skarz*there you go ;D
*It slowly begins melting the ice. My only hope is that it can melt the ice holding one of my arms before it goes out.*
*adds a dead tree to the fire*
*sighs* That is a terribly inefficient way of doing things, Lass. *uses fire breath to melt all of the ice. Half of the water in the pool evaporates*
Oh, that might have been a little bit too hot. I hope Skarzs didn't explode. You should only heat rocks that have been drying for an extended period of time.
O-O
*has paws over ears and eyes tight shut, waiting for Skarzs to explode*
0-O
*Is still in the water that has now turned into a hot tub. Begins swimming about.*
over here its wayy to hot to be in a "hot tub"(IE pool of death)
Did you know that trolls' brains work more efficiently in lower temperatures? We should leave Skarzs there until he solves Riemann's Hypothesis or something.
No, Lance-Corporal Detritus, don't salute! Don't salute... *Detritus falls to the floor, unconscious, having knocked himself out*
O_O
For those uneducated people (Susan is a great teacher, by the way), that was a Discworld reference.
O_O
*Is enjoying the hot tub.*
*is sweting like mad*
Quote from: Booklover on January 25, 2020, 08:47:28 PM
Did you know that trolls' brains work more efficiently in lower temperatures? We should leave Skarzs there until he solves Riemann's Hypothesis or something.
No, Lance-Corporal Detritus, don't salute! Don't salute... *Detritus falls to the floor, unconscious, having knocked himself out*
It's called keeping a cool head.
Also, I didn't explode, thank you very much.
you'r welcome
Who would want to go in a hot tub at this time of year? You people are mad.
Tell that to Teer, she's the one that made it.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 28, 2020, 09:31:25 AM
Who would want to go in a hot tub at this time of year? You people are mad.
It's winter. They're even predicting snow where I am!
we never get snow :'(
You're not losing out. It's cold, wet and slippery, and it never snows properly where I am anyway.
*jumps in to the pool*
It's a hot tub, and you don't jump into hot tubs! Silly goose.
*has already jumped *
Haha. Kade got splashed. He is now wet.
*swims around*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 06, 2020, 07:00:18 AM
Haha. Kade got splashed. He is now wet.
I've been in the hot tub for a minute now, so yes ^-^ *Pulls Eb into the hot tub.*
Ah!! she is a CAT!
Indeed she is. ^-^
*watches with amusement*
oh.
Oh, okay.
It's a hot tub you don't have to swim.
No, its a hot pool
She is correct!
Quote from: lass of something much on February 06, 2020, 06:01:20 PM
@Booklover cake!
What about cake? This might be page forty-two, but that doesn't mean there's cake.
*shrugs*
Quote from: lass of something much on February 06, 2020, 04:55:47 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 06, 2020, 03:54:15 PM
Indeed she is. ^-^
SHE CAN NOT SWIM!
Random bystanders look up to see a flash of lightning bolting across the sky.
"It's a plane!"
"It's a bird!"
"It's... SEBIAS!"
*Dramatic music places in the background as the otter hist the ground with flourish* *Bows dramatically* I'll save you, innocent person! *Dives in*
*Glares at Kade* Into the water, of course!
He embraces the otter persona.
Precisely! *Saves the drowning cat*
To late.... :'(
Rip in pieces
That's my line. RIP in peace, then.
Ave atque vale.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 13, 2020, 01:33:08 PM
Rip in pieces
sadly she died in one piece... but we can always fix that...
Quote from: lass of something much on February 13, 2020, 06:27:37 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 13, 2020, 01:33:08 PM
Rip in pieces
sadly she died in one piece... but we can always fix that...
*depraved smile appears on my face*
Ha. Haha. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA
:laugh: this is fun....
Dear lord. . .
We might have to stop them.
*surfaces, choking and spluttering* Hey! *cough* I like swimming, but I do not like being pulled into hot water against my will. *glares at Kade*
*skins the drowned Ebby*
O____O
Quote from: lass of something much on February 14, 2020, 07:48:54 AM
*skins the drowned Ebby*
*Stops any skinning from occurring.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 14, 2020, 06:27:19 AM
*surfaces, choking and spluttering* Hey! *cough* I like swimming, but I do not like being pulled into hot water against my will. *glares at Kade*
*Smiles back winningly.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 14, 2020, 03:16:57 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 14, 2020, 07:48:54 AM
*skins the drowned Ebby*
*Stops any skinning from occurring.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 14, 2020, 06:27:19 AM
*surfaces, choking and spluttering* Hey! *cough* I like swimming, but I do not like being pulled into hot water against my will. *glares at Kade*
*Smiles back winningly.*
Thanks. *is not won over*
*Swims over. Winning smile intensifies.*
*slithers out of the pool* You're freaking me out.
(Slithers? You're the one freaking me out now :laugh:)
*Winning smile continues to intensify.*
Slither: slide unsteadily. (dictionary definition)
*jumps on Tutu*
*pushes Lass into the pool* Don't call me that. I had a bad experience with ballet and you're making it worse.
*swimms*don't worry, I will ;D
Bad experience? What happened?
*Winning smile intensifies, by the by.*
Not telling. Besides, I was eight, okay?
Please tell. Or I'll get Teer, Lass or Mharbrow to. They might know.
Hehehe >:D nope, even if I did know, I would not tell.
They don't.
However, you do. So tell.
*firmly closes mouth and shakes head*
er, not going to happen, mate!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 14, 2020, 07:50:31 PM
*firmly closes mouth and shakes head*
Dear, it's ok. You can tell me. I DEFINITELY probably won't tell anybeast else.
*smiles* Yeah, right. Probably.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 14, 2020, 07:57:02 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 14, 2020, 07:50:31 PM
*firmly closes mouth and shakes head*
Dear, it's ok. You can tell me. I DEFINITELY probably won't tell anybeast else.
Oo, you dead now.....RIP Kade...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 14, 2020, 07:58:58 PM
*smiles* Yeah, right. Probably.
Ok, ok, I DEFINITELY definitely won't tell anybeast.
Can we please hold a minute of silence for are beloved and soon to be married Kade Rivok
Oh? Usually this goes the other way around.
He's right in front of you! He's not dead!!! Stop being weird.
Ow right
I was fine for a whole year, and then on the last week all the parents could watch the lesson and I got really nervous about messing up in front of everyone and...messed up. I never went back.
Ah, well that happens to everybody, ya goof. Plus, you were eight. :laugh:
Yeah, but as a result I now hate doing anything in front of an audience. I had to do a Tap performance in early December and I was apprehensive for about two weeks beforehand.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 14, 2020, 08:16:49 PM
I was fine for a whole year, and then on the last week all the parents could watch the lesson and I got really nervous about messing up in front of everyone and...messed up. I never went back.
Ooh, that, I did knew about that already....
Right.
Well, you aren't alone in hating doing things in front of an audience. But life goes on, eh?
Yep, but I'm still skipping Tap in Term 4 if it means I have to do the performance. :P
:( Ebby, you'll be fine, you're really good at it, and it's all for fun anyways
Quote from: lass of something much on February 14, 2020, 09:43:15 PM
:( Ebby, you'll be fine, you're really good at it, and it's all for fun anyways
Yeah, what she said! (though part of it I can only assume ;D)
if Ebby was on rite now she would say somthing like "I'm really bad at tap!"
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 14, 2020, 08:37:12 PM
Yep, but I'm still skipping Tap in Term 4 if it means I have to do the performance.
*dives under the water*
*Does a trebuchet projectile into the water.*
*does not know what that means so, continues swiming*
Oh, he's just being clever.
*gets out of the pool, hands Ebby a cupcake, then jumps in again*
Soggy cupcake. Yum, yum.
No, not Soggy! >:(
*returns from lunch break, rescues anybeast who's started drowning while I've been away and goes to catch up on things*
Quote from: lass of something much on February 16, 2020, 04:57:00 AM
*does not know what that means so, continues swiming*
Instead of a cannonball. It's a much, MUCH larger object. *Explodes all the water out of the pool.*
Good job. *turns hose on to begin refilling the pool* Glad to see you didn't explode, by the way.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 16, 2020, 08:21:14 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 16, 2020, 04:57:00 AM
*does not know what that means so, continues swiming*
Instead of a cannonball. It's a much, MUCH larger object. *Explodes all the water out of the pool.*
oh, that's cool ^-^ *swims around*
Flopping around like a fish in a puddle.
*is still swimming. and did not say what body of water I am doing the action of swimming in*
I'm a fish.
good for you ;D
Quote from: lass of something much on February 16, 2020, 06:09:24 PM
*is still swimming. and did not say what body of water I am doing the action of swimming in*
I just liked the imagery of you trying to swim in half an inch of water. ;D
She could be smaller than half an inch, though.
Very smol.
smol? (do you mean small?)
Interweb spelling
I know dot what that is....
*is swimming around underwater*
Quote from: lass of something much on February 16, 2020, 08:26:04 PM
smol? (do you mean small?)
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2425/6553/articles/SMOL.jpg?v=1569190882)
Oooh, that makes sens
You are smol. I am swol.
Swol?
who knows...He is a lump of rock...ya never know with things like that....
ah.
*Flexes my beach bod.*
Now now, flexing is my thing. You just kinda stand around and look intimidating.
*goes*
*Follows.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 17, 2020, 09:02:31 PM
Now now, flexing is my thing. You just kinda stand around and look intimidating.
You're just saying that because I intimidate you.
You intimidate me as well.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 17, 2020, 11:24:55 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 17, 2020, 09:02:31 PM
Now now, flexing is my thing. You just kinda stand around and look intimidating.
You're just saying that because I intimidate you.
Now, now, just saying something doesn't make it true ^-^
It is true, though.
It is...*is intimidated*
*is intimidated by the intimidated intimidator*
*Yawns.*
Screaming silently, more like.
*Goes to sleep.*
He fainted.
*Giggles in his sleep and cuddles with a bag of marshmallows.*
*steals and eats one of the marshmellows*
*Still giggling, grabs Eb's wrist in his sleep as she steals a marshmallow.*
*gets out a pack of marshmallows and begins eating them, ignoring Kade and Ebby*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 19, 2020, 08:56:47 PM
*Still giggling, grabs Eb's wrist in his sleep as she steals a marshmallow.*
*uses other paw to steal another marshmellow*
*Rolls over with the marshmallow bag, still holding on to Eb's wrist.*
I am uncomfortable. *eats another marshmellow*
*Still asleep, Kade's other paw grabs Eb's other wrist. He shifts in his sleep once more and the bag of marshmallows becomes difficult to reach.*
I'm stuck.
*Rolls over again, gently snoring.*
Oof. Can you either stop rolling or let go?
*This occurs.*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/AZ9E5rrNWsacg/giphy.gif)
*Remains asleep.*
I am squashed.
*On separate note, the marshmallow bag was left behind.*
*howls* Marshmellows!
*Also howls,* Marshmallows! *But remains asleep.*
Urg.
*eats some more marshmallows*
*comes back into topc*
*Teleports Eb away from Kade.*
*is beginning to feel like the forum maid.*
oh...okay...
Quote from: Verdauga on February 20, 2020, 06:48:22 PM
*Teleports Eb away from Kade.*
Spoil sport! Thanks, Verdauga.
*Wakes up with a start.* I feel... like... where am I? Why was I sleeping?
Maybe you were tired? You sleep-talk, by the way. And sleep-grab, and sleep-roll.
Sleep-roll? Mmmm, I dunno, that doesn't really sound like me. Now, sleep talking... maybe. Did I say anything interesting?
Um...ask somebeast who was listening and not trying to survive.
Survive? Did something happen?
YES.
What? What happened while I was unmoving and soundly asleep?
*turns away* I give up. You do not know how close I came to strangling you just then, Kade Rivok.
I- uh... whu?
*glares at Kade and mutters darkly*
er.....
Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying.
*is sullen*
Why so sullen, dearie?
Grr.
I have successfully gained zero information. *Sighs in french.*
Congratulations.
يجب أن تموتا الآن! >:D
@Kade Rivok, apparently we both must die now.
Don't believe everything you read on the internet, especially when it comes from Google Translate.
Have you ever put the lyrics of a song into Google Translate, then translated them into multiple different languages and then back into English? The results can be quite funny, sometimes.
No, but I would like to try that one day.
@Kade Rivok.
>:D
Kade here. What's going on now?
Hmm? Why so?
Ask Lass.
Don't wanna.
Don't then.
Will do.
Hmm.
*blinks*
I can arrange your deaths. How does this Monday sound?
Ebby needs to help Teer edit her story first!
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 23, 2020, 04:27:21 PM
I can arrange your deaths. How does this Monday sound?
It's already Monday for Lass, Ebby and Teer.
Shhh!
Excellent! Do you have your wills and testaments in order?
Nope, or at lest not that I know of...
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 23, 2020, 06:36:32 PM
Excellent! Do you have your wills and testaments in order?
They're both giving everything to me, of course.
Joking. I don't want an angry disinherited taniwha after me. If Kade is the other one, hmmm, maybe.
;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 23, 2020, 06:36:32 PM
Excellent! Do you have your wills and testaments in order?
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 23, 2020, 04:27:21 PM
I can arrange your deaths. How does this Monday sound?
*moves away from Skarzs* Please...
just stop trying to kill him. ;D
Now now, Lass, no one wants to kill Skarzs. That isn't what the BWAS is about.
What you don't realize is that I am slowly dying as the fumes of fingernail polish and spray paint ooze into my lungs.*
I feel ya. Every time I go past any place that has strong smells, like a candle shop or a place that sells perfumes, I get an instant headache. Like BAM.
But don't worry, you won't actually die. Probably.
Maybe.
most likely.
. . . . .We think.
Aye.
*spray-paints mouth silver* VALHALLA!!!!!!!
O_O
what.. did I just read..
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 24, 2020, 10:57:22 PM
*spray-paints mouth silver* VALHALLA!!!!!!!
Ah yes. The taste of regret.
And aerosolized poison.
It's ok to not understand.
great.
I concur.
Guest
06:25:08 AM
Registering for an account on the forum.
^-^
dis makes me happy... :)
Coolio.
Oi! :laugh:
Har. *Back-flip swan dives into the water.*
I hope you aren't a baby swanling who's actually a duck. I know it's the other way round.
I also hope this ;D
yes, mam *shows off the roof*
*Slaps roof.*
This bad boy can fit so many gutters on it.
*Watches as the roof collapses from the slap.*
Uh... huh.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 27, 2020, 02:31:57 PM
*Slaps roof.*
This bad boy can fit so many gutters on it.
Just how many are necessary?
Depends on whether you're collecting rainwater or not.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 27, 2020, 02:37:48 PM
*Watches as the roof collapses from the slap.*
Uh... huh.
Aaah!! *falls*
*is crushed by roof*
*Teleports Lass out from underneath the roof before she is crushed.*
*Is becoming tired from the constant teleportation.*
*Is having fun paddling about the hot tub.*
*sleeps on pool float*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 28, 2020, 01:59:35 PM
*Teleports Lass out from underneath the roof before she is crushed.*
*Is becoming tired from the constant teleportation.*
thankee! (I think this is the therd time today :laugh: *laughs*)
*is curled up (asleep) on a deckchair*
oh comeon! you know what happens when you do that!
Hmmm? What happens?
-_-
you of all beasts should know.
(You get sunburnt. But not me, I'm wearing sunscreen.)
No! Kade will throw you in the pool!
(I'm going to hope he has better survival instincts than that.)
*is still asleep*
Pfff!
*Throws Lass in the pool.*
*Tosses a life-preserver into the pool.*
you must admit, you were sooo planing on doing that.
*jumps into the pool and lays on the bottom of the pool*
*shapeshifts*
*swims*
(Hah! So there, Lass.) *is completely dry as well as fast asleep*
*Ever so slowly pulls Eb's deckchair closer to the pool*
*swims down to see what One-eye's doing*
*half opens one eye* Kade. I wouldn't recommend continuing this.
*Eeeeeeeeeever so slowly continues pulling Eb's deckchair closer to the pool* I'm not doing anything, go back to sleep.
Dude! she's a cat!
*closes eye again* You had better not be.
(-_-)
Kade, don't.
and there gose all hope of a dry cat.
*Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever so slowly Eb's deckchair grows closer to the pool edge* It's fine, everything's fine.
*very gently lifts Ebby up and puts her to bed*
Oi. I was asleep. *goes back to sleep on the deckchair*
*Accidentally slips backwards while eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever so slowly pulling the deck chair. It and it's contents (namely Eb) go flying into the pool.*
...Oh dear.
*Quickly swims away.*
*rises, dripping, to the surface* I was dry and warm, now I am wet and cold. How dare you.
I'm sorry.
*Dives deep into the pool in an attempt to escape.*
You are not! Not yet, anyway. *dives after Kade*
*Reaches the bottom edge of the pool and has nowhere to go. Crouches underwater and covers his eyes.*
(This usually happens the other way around. I'm not sure what to do.)
*Begins floating upwards slightly, eyes still covered.*
Wow, how funny.
*drags Kade back down*
(I'm not sure what I should do to you.)
(Well don't ask me, ya goof. I'd imagine as long as it's within reason, it'll probably be fine :laugh:)
*pokes Kade with a soft cushion*
WIMP! *pokes Kade with a knife*
*puts a soft cushion between Kade and the knife before Lass pokes him*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 13, 2020, 04:19:38 AM
*pokes Kade with a soft cushion*
(So you
did watch it :laugh:)
*Wiggles, eyes still covered, but seems otherwise unaffected. Floats upwards a little bit more.*
(I did, and I laughed so hard :laugh:)
*sits on Kade to stop him from floating any higher*
*the knife goes threw Kades fur*
*it does not*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 13, 2020, 04:26:57 AM
(I did, and I laughed so hard :laugh:)
*sits on Kade to stop him from floating any higher*
( ;D)
*Wiggles again.*
*pokes Kade with the soft cushions again and would say 'stop wiggling' but is underwater*
*Is poked. Wiggles again, unsure of his current situation but is still keeping his eyes covered.*
*leans down and tries to speak in Kade's ear but all that happens is loads of bubbles go everywhere*
you silly chook! *shapeshifts Ebby*
*is not shapeshifted*
*Wiggles as bubbles flood his ear.*
*Ebby is shapeshifted*
*is sick of Kade's wiggling and swims off him* *climbs out of the pool and looks like this:*
Spoiler
(https://previews.123rf.com/images/olleg/olleg1708/olleg170800018/83301706-wet-cat-in-the-bath.jpg)
*laughs*
*Realizing his captor has left, swims up as well, exits the pool, and sees Eb looking as such.*
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
*Throws her back in the pool and runs away in terror.*
...rude. *climbs out again and shakes self dry* That is why I did not want to get back in.
*Is gone.*
*is indifferent to Kade's absence*
*pushes Lass into the pool* Hey, that's not nice or true!
Don't worry; I appreciate you, even if Lass doesn't.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 13, 2020, 04:53:37 AM
*pushes Lass into the pool* Hey, that's not nice or true!
*is at the bottom of the pool seeing what One-eye's doing*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 13, 2020, 04:57:07 AM
Don't worry; I appreciate you, even if Lass doesn't.
*Would cry tears of joy, but isn't around to hear this.*
lol
(One-Eye up to anything interesting?)
(
@One-Eye the wildcat what are you doing?)
*shrugs*
I am sleeping.
...at the bottom of a pool?..Wow..
Shouldn't you be asleep, Lass?
*sniffs* nope...yeah..
Yes, you should have been. What a bad Lass. :laugh:
*Is still gone, by the by, despite my earlier talking.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 13, 2020, 08:17:43 PM
Yes, you should have been. What a bad Lass. :laugh:
*is not sorry*
I would go back to sleep on my deckchair but somebeast threw it into the pool.
*pulls Ebby back into the pool*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 14, 2020, 07:13:17 AM
I would go back to sleep on my deckchair but somebeast threw it into the pool.
*gets the deckchair out of the pool and puts it next to a large fire to dry it out* This should work. Definitely. Nobody's going to push it into the fire, after all.
yeah...
*bites Lass's foot*
can't blame ya really... ;D ;D ;D
(It doesn't, but I will have retribution.)
you know your bites do nothing to me. :P
That's because I love you too much to bite you hard, Lass.
Aw...but I'm a meanie...
So? I still love you.
Aww! that makes me really happy! ^-^
*Falls into the water.*
I'm trying to remember whether the pool is still frozen or not.
Teer melted it. It was a hot tub for awhile, and now it's cooled to just a regular ol' pool.
I see. But not icy.
Right, and since we're entering into spring now, I don't think it'll have time to freeze back over.
Well, we are. The southern hemisphere isn't.
They don't count ^-^
You're right.
They bite.
Indeed they do
*splashis* WAAR! SPLASH FIGHT!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 09:23:16 PM
They don't count ^-^
Well, except when Lass goes on CAHAPBAMP.
JABI don't wory about it...
*rolls eyes* yeah, right.
*bites Lass*
You NZ folk are strange indeed.
And proud of it. ^-^
You should only bite when you intend to eat, weirdo.
My teeth are some of my only weapons against Lass.
and they do nothing.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 19, 2020, 01:23:13 AM
My teeth are some of my only weapons against Lass.
You've got claws and footpaws! Those are fine weapons.
...I meant in real life.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 01:35:29 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 19, 2020, 01:23:13 AM
My teeth are some of my only weapons against Lass.
You've got claws and footpaws! Those are fine weapons.
I also have thowes
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 19, 2020, 01:38:09 AM
...I meant in real life.
Oh, well, in that case, you've got a, er... a rough and tumble attitude! Yeah!
there is nothing she can do.
*despairs*
::)
yeah, ya wish!
Heh *Paddles about the pool a bit more.*
*is dry once more*
Yes?
Also yes?
I've been on for about three hours, I'm going outside now. Bye Kade! Bye Lass! (Bye Teer, even though you aren't here right now.)
Hah, bye then!
Goodbye, I'll be back tomorrow!
Kk ^-^
you guys were under all the guests, so I tryed to save you, we have lost the cat though...
Not the cat :o
Quote from: lass of something much on March 19, 2020, 04:27:36 AM
you guys were under all the guests, so I tryed to save you, we have lost the cat Ebby though...
Better!?
*jumps into the pool for no particular reason*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 19, 2020, 04:36:32 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 19, 2020, 04:27:36 AM
you guys were under all the guests, so I tryed to save you, we have lost the cat Ebby though...
Better!?
I meant that more as "Oh no, the cat is gone! Not the cat!" ^-^
Oooh! lol Oops
Quote from: Booklover on March 19, 2020, 01:56:13 PM
*jumps into the pool for no particular reason*
*swims away* it's a shark!
WHAT are you talking about? I'm right here.
*Still paddling about.* How can you be sure, though?
Good question. Hey I have an idea; I'll loose an arrow at you and if it hits you we'll know I'm here. *draws an arrow from quiver*
*Still paddling about.* You seem somewhat perturbed, dear.
What makes you say that?
Oh, could be the glare in your eye, or the look of disgust upon your features, or the general prickly air you have about you. *Paddles about still.*
*shoots the water beside Kade and leaves*
You forgot something in the water!
Oh?
...did you hit your head?
...no, why do you ask?
No reason ^-^
O-kay.
Just, you know, you seem like... you know what, nevermind.
Okay, whatever. *leaves*
She definitely hit her head.
*runs back and jumps into the pool, landing on Kade* I did not!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 03:10:37 AM
She definitely hit her head.
Wait, Eb hit her head? *grabs Eb and examines her thoroughly* There's no outward sign of damage but she might have concussion. I'll call the ambulance.
I DID NOT!
*Overbalances from the impact and splashes backwards into the water.*
*escapes from Teer and dives after Kade*
*Sees Eb diving after him. Waves.*
*points at self, draws paw across throat, and points at Kade then swims towards him*
*Keeps waving, smiling warmly.*
*now has an arrow in paw* Ew, now there is blood in the pool! *grabs Ebby and drags her away*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 19, 2020, 10:01:05 PM
Oooh! lol Oops
Quote from: Booklover on March 19, 2020, 01:56:13 PM
*jumps into the pool for no particular reason*
*swims away* it's a shark!
If you're saying I'm a shark, that's really funny for a reason I can't explain.
*swims away from the "shark"*Aahh! it's gona get meee!
On this forum, I'm a mouse.
(Aw, come on, play along will ya!)
I suppose I could be a shark. With a blue fin, of course (don't ask).
(good job, you made me laugh really hard XD)
I have no idea why that may be.
*is swimming round and round to get away from the "shark"*
Likely because sharks aren't usual docile creatures, unless we're talking about basking sharks. Those are pretty cool.
Who said that I'm not a basking shark? (https://www.mcsuk.org/media/f3fc5b139170f774d0561f429953a20607ca9f7d.jpeg)
Are you?
I might be.
*Swims over to see if BL is a basking shark.*
*has been dragged out of the pool*
oh yeah, I forgot I did that...
*Can't find Booklover or a basking shark, and so swims to the surface.*
*shakes self dry*
*Surfaces.* Need my hair(fur)dryer?
Not really, but thanks for the offer.
*Pulls himself out of the water.* No problem. *Tosses Eb back in, then starts blow-drying his fur.*
see! that's bulling!
Ok, maybe a little bit on that one. *Continues blowdrying fur.*
*Helps Ebby out*
*A different Teer appears in the thread.* Let's go for a swim! *Pulls a lever and hits a button.**Sees the new Taniwha.*
@shisteer of nothing much , they made it here too.
Oh come on, you had to push that button.
For Narnia and the North!!! *dives into pool, barely causing a ripple in the water. Stays under for several minutes before crashing up with a roar and zooming through the water at full speed, charging through everything in the way.
This could last a while.
*is gone*
*is also gone*
*needs to kill something*
*Is watching this from the side of the pool.* Yeah, that console is tricky.
*Is holding on for dear life.* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA, how fast can you go, Teer?
GAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
I don't know. You're the one with the controls.
Lass grones, then flys away, Ebby in claw
Ok, yeah, but... *Hits a few more buttons.* I think your water controls are inverted or something. This is odd. *Sees Lass and Eb trying to make a break for it.* After them! *Pulls a lever.*
"I'm sorry Ebby, I need to save you."
Lass glanced behind her, then with a blast of flame, she and Ebby were gone.
*is presumably gone (autocorrect wanted it to be home, for some reason) as:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 01:51:02 AM
*Can't find Booklover or a basking shark, and so swims to the surface.*
Huh, Kade was helpful...
Kade often is.
*is gone, I think*
yup, we are flying away *flips Ebby onto my back*
(Hope she can make her dex saving throw.)
wut?
That's what I was thinking.
alrightie then...
It's a D&D reference.
aaaand that's why I don't get it... ;D
You're not alone. I don't get it either.
Yay! confused buddys!
*high fives Lass*
Yeah! *high fives back*
*jumps into the pool if not already in*
I think you were...?
I don't know. I am now, anyway.
*shrugs it off*
*It is upset at being treated in such a way.*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 22, 2020, 01:30:09 PM
It's a D&D reference.
^-^
I've thought about trying to come up with a Redwall styled D&D homebrew, but haven't taken the time to as of yet. Also don't know who'd actually be interested.
nor I...
-_-
*is still flying away*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 12:26:58 AM
*It is upset at being treated in such a way.*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 22, 2020, 01:30:09 PM
It's a D&D reference.
^-^
I've thought about trying to come up with a Redwall styled D&D homebrew, but haven't taken the time to as of yet. Also don't know who'd actually be interested.
I probably would be, but I have no idea how to play.
Ah, that shouldn't be a problem. I'd likely be using a more simplified system, plus I'd be able to walk ya through it.
^-^
#Nerd-love
Wait is this all being said while in the pool?
no, while flying :P
Oh ok.
No, you put me in a tree, remember?
nope, I thought that was on scout camp...
Oh yeah, whoops :P
now, were to go?
No idea. Where has Kade gone, by the way?
still at the pool I think
*gets out of the pool (or stays out)*
you okay up there?
I'm at the side of the pool, not much 'up' about it.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 23, 2020, 06:52:34 AM
#Nerd-love
:laugh:
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 23, 2020, 07:19:13 AM
No idea. Where has Kade gone, by the way?
Well,
I'm still down here, yeah. Regarding the other Kade though, who knows.
Probably another thread, knowing him.
aye, maybe he's gone already...
*Hits a few buttons.* Ok, I can't even tell where we are now.
...Yeah, maybe.
Gaaaah! stop!
Hmmmm....
why? why did you bring this back...why?!
What's wrong with pool time?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 07:10:56 PM
*Hits a few buttons.* Ok, I can't even tell where we are now.
That's the other Kade and Teer. They're probably somewhere else by now.
Grr
I-- or should I say-- Ah'll-- be happy to stop them, if you want, Lass.
in...what way...?
Well, on the forums, I could go crazy and attack them. IRL, I could just ask them to stop.
I don't think any of us could really stop a rampaging Taniwha without someone getting offed completely, unfortunately.
Well, we'd better learn how to then, don't we?
Nah, me and Teerie are tight (and you two should be too, right?). It shouldn't come to that.
:-\
If it's annoying Lass, you should stop.
Pretty sure I already said that they're gone now.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 01, 2020, 06:56:44 PM
That's the other Kade and Teer. They're probably somewhere else by now.
Oh look, I did.
But will they pop up on another thread, or is this really the end of it?
It's been weeks since we posted anything like that, hasn't it?
**EDIT**
Ok, over a week then. ::)
That doesn't quite answer the question.
(I don't think they'll be coming back. Lass refuses to post anymore of her art because of them)
(Which I'm somewhat confused by -_-)
(Me too)
(I said that as a threat and Teer didn't think I'd keep to it, so at this point, it's just me being stubborn...)
Threats only mean anything when carried out.
I know.
*feels bad* Sorry for the DP...
It's summer for you guys now, right?
Almost.
I swam yesterday at my cousins house and we played king of the hill.
*Dives into the water*
*Crawls out on a rock*
"I'm Yao Seb, King of the rock. And there is nothin' you girls can do about it."
Is that from the movie I think it's from?
Mulan? If so, yep!
So, you quoted the movie I watched earlier today? Odd coincidence, that.
Aye. I spy on everyone.
That's quite impressive, given the amount of people and countries that would involve.
Mm-hmm. Let it not be said that I wasn't an impressive fellow.
But you aren't currently?
I meant in the future. When I'm gone. After all, we can't be here forever.
*Everything seemed calm, but those near the pool could feel a change in the air. Almost like... like something big was coming. Distantly a faint noise could be heard, nearly imperceptible, but drawing closer as the seconds ticked excruciatingly by. Where did it come from? Looking around, there didn't appear to be anything making the noise. And yet, it became louder and louder, until everybeast's very thoughts were drowned out by the deafening sound.*
CANONBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*As everybeast looked about in horror, the Otterbadger crashed down from the sky and into the pool, creating massive shockwaves that reverberated through water and earth alike. Gigantic hydro-waves rolled over once dry land and earthquakes sundered the mountaintops.
This is how the world ends.*
*Is washed away* Aaaaahhhh-glurgfpluah!
Welp, Kade's dead...
@Ebantu the Kararehe
So sad. Tragic. He will be missed by all.
*Climbs out of the pool.* I wanna do it again!
Gone forever. We shall never see him again. So sad. :'( Alas, I'll call the funeral home (Which is owned by yours truly).
Imma do it again!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 28, 2020, 10:13:15 PM
*Everything seemed calm, but those near the pool could feel a change in the air. Almost like... like something big was coming. Distantly a faint noise could be heard, nearly imperceptible, but drawing closer as the seconds ticked excruciatingly by. Where did it come from? Looking around, there didn't appear to be anything making the noise. And yet, it became louder and louder, until everybeast's very thoughts were drowned out by the deafening sound.*
CANONBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*As everybeast looked about in horror, the Otterbadger crashed down from the sky and into the pool, creating massive shockwaves that reverberated through water and earth alike. Gigantic hydro-waves rolled over once dry land and earthquakes sundered the mountaintops.
This is how the world ends.*
*Swims to the surface and grabs Kade, strapping him down on a stretcher* Eb, would you like to choose his casket?
*half cries*
I have this one green suit that he would look fabulous in.
>.>
I was thinking he could also wear a pair of crocs. What do you think?
*Devours poor Seb.* I would have let you have your fun, but bringing crocs into this is going too far.
*pokes* Bad Havok!
*Is poked.* I'm sorry, but he brought it on himself. ^-^
...Can't argue with that logic! ;D...
*doesn't look up from the pages of The Silmarillion* Kade, please don't do that again. You're going to get my book wet.
I believe that has already happened, dear ^-^
Nope. Magic.
*Looks around* Nice view.
(http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/i/newscms/2015_24/629416/liver_ff2509512f70f21b7c74025ba4394896.gif)
🤢🤮
*Pokes Kade's stomach wall*
O_O
...
Okay....
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 28, 2020, 10:41:08 PM
I have this one green suit that he would look fabulous in.
Herman would so approve of this.
Seriously?
Yes...?
*regains composure* Well, that just happened...
Herman seems to like green suits. Specifically pea green suits.
0.e
It's the truth.
*slips into the water*
Is "slips" used to mean "enters subtly", or to mean "lost footing and fell in"?
Na, I'm meant I sorta slithered in...*swims*
"Lost footing and fell in" it is then. :laugh:
no.... :P
Quote from: Herman Smith on June 02, 2020, 12:10:32 AM
It's the truth.
Interesting. I wish I could see what it looks like. Do you wear them often? Also, great profile pic!
*splashes Ebby ;D*
*leaps on Lass and holds a dagger to her throat* Splash me, fine, but get my book wet and you will have to explain your mistake to Mandos.
*grins and goes under, pulling Ebby into the pool*
*luckily for lass, my book is not in the pool*
*Dives in* Cannonball! *Swims about and splashes Lass and Eb playfully*
*is under water, and thus unefected*
*releases Lass and swims at Seb*
*is holding onto Ebby's footpaw*
*tries to snarl at lass, but is underwater and so only succeeds in blowing bubbles*
*grins*
*plays stereo*
*covers ears, freeing Ebby*
*reads a book*
*Picks up BL and suplexes her into the pool, making sure to leave her book behind.*
Oooooooooooooooh dear. You, meleth nin, are a bean.
*Saves Bookie before she hits the water*
*The above does not happen. Because of the way suplexes work, she is held onto by the Otterbadger and both end up in the water.*
*Dunks Kade*
*...is already underwater....*
*...Dunks Kade even further underwater...*
*grabs Seb by his hair and drags him to the surface*
That looks unpleasant.
That's the idea. Discouragement. *dumps Seb on the edge of the pool*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 09, 2020, 05:35:14 PM
*The above does not happen. Because of the way suplexes work, she is held onto by the Otterbadger and both end up in the water.*
*Has poofing powers you dumb, dumb*
(You didn't say no poof poof, goof goof)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 08, 2020, 05:09:27 PM
*Picks up BL and suplexes her into the pool, making sure to leave her book behind.*
I suppose I have to appreciate you not getting the book wet.
Well of course! I'm not a monster, you know.
*looks at otter-badger plushie, then back at Kade, then at the plushie again*
Wait, the plushie is here?? EVERYBEAST, RUN! OR... SWIM! WHATEVER!
*hides in a tree*
THAT IS NEITHER OF THE THINGS I SAID
I never said it was.
*Grabs the tree and runs.*
*climbs down the tree and sits on Kade's shoulder* So, where are we going?
We're going to find a new pool! A plushie-free pool!
Coolio. There's a shampoo-polluted river in the Wildcat Washing thread.
...are you saying you need to be washed?
No! I was just informing you of the location of another body of water.
Hmmmm....
*climbs back up into the tree* Please don't.
*Disapparates the plushie.*
*You hear maniacal laughing all about you, and are suddenly overcome by a warm sensation that envelopes your body, as if you've been embraced by something large and fluffy. You whip around, but nothing is there. The warmth fades and you feel a chill wash over you as the laughing turns into echoes.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 13, 2020, 12:02:21 AM
*climbs back up into the tree* Please don't.
*Grabs Eb out of the tree and puts her back on his shoulder.* Don't worry, dear heart. ^-^
*Watches my laugh track record player fall to the bottom of the pool.*
Darn.
*Temperature is lukewarm at best*.
*Cannonballs in anyway*.
;D!
*Calls to Lufty.*
Hey, could you get my Victrola while you're in there?
*Sinks like a rock and grabs a heavy square*.
Heh, talk about sound contamination.
*Throws damp Vitrola out*.
*Is hit by the flying Victrola.*
*With face underneath the machine:*
Thamks.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2020, 04:23:26 PM
*You hear maniacal laughing all about you, and are suddenly overcome by a warm sensation that envelopes your body, as if you've been embraced by something large and fluffy. You whip around, but nothing is there. The warmth fades and you feel a chill wash over you as the laughing turns into echoes.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 13, 2020, 12:02:21 AM
*climbs back up into the tree* Please don't.
*Grabs Eb out of the tree and puts her back on his shoulder.* Don't worry, dear heart. ^-^
Okay, I'll try not to. *Whatitiri carefully lifts the thingy off Verdauga and places it beside him*
(https://thirdhour.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Just-Keep-Swimming.gif)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 17, 2020, 10:45:52 PM
Okay, I'll try not to. *Whatitiri carefully lifts the thingy off Verdauga and places it beside him*
Thanks.
*Keeps swimming*
(https://coolpapaesreviews.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/doggypaddle.gif)
*Accidentally returns back to the same swimming pool.* Goodness, how did we get back here?
No idea. I'm sure the mystery shall plague us till the end of days.
Mm.
I don't believe either of you. You're lying! *Accidentally falls in the pool.*
That's dreadful. *Peeks over the edge* Need any help, or...? *Shrugs* *Throws in a lead lifejacket*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 03:27:36 AM
I don't believe either of you. You're lying! *Accidentally falls in the pool.*
Skills.
*Still had Eb on his shoulder when he fell in the pool.*
...oh.
*...but managed to throw her clear of the pool as he fell. What a hero, that Otterbadger.*
(Hah! :laugh:) *rolls to break my fall and walks to the edge of the pool* Kade, did you DIE? I told you not to.
(https://i.imgur.com/3wcvy0j.gif)
('cept with water)
*is slightly traumatised by that gif* What is that from? Does that person die?
It's from Terminator 2. He's a robot, but yes, he dies. He traveled back in time and, in the end, decided to destroy himself instead letting the technology in his body fall into the wrong hands.
BASICALLY (not basically at all, really, but that's the easiest short way to describe it :P)
Ah, I see (kind of, I think :P).
Well, since he traveled back in time, and he was a robot, that means that his body contained technology from the future. And, instead of letting that technology fall into the wrong hands, he decided to destroy himself instead.
Ah yes, I actually see this time.
*Swims back to the surface.* That was fun.
That's good.
Indeed. *Pulls Eb into the pool.*
*scream-splash*
*Laughs in underwater.*
*tries to capture the bubbles made by Kade's laughter*
*...succeeds?*
*begins trying to eat the bubbles*
*...also succeeds?*
*inadvertently swallows water and begins choking*
*...fails at choking.*
*is definitely choking*
*No, you fail at choking.*
*uin*
*Unless you want the experience the Heimlich Maneuver, you fail at choking.*
(Is that a threat?)
*It is information.*
(Hmm...) *is choking*
*The Otterbadger's eye's flash red for a moment and you sense a sudden chill wash over you. As if from far away, you hear a sound, a wave of force, that strikes you.* HEIMLICH MANEUVER, ACTIVAAAAAAAAAAAAATE! *Heimlich maneuver activates.*
*makes desperate little coughing noises and gradually goes limp*
(Ok Lass >_>)
*Drags Eb back to the surface and on to dry land.* You're really doing this huh?
*sneezes*
Ew.
What's wrong with sneezing? It's not like I can help it.
Yeah, but you, like, aimed it at me.
Also, that's not the usual response to choking.
I was in a pool. I got water up my nose. Sneezing is the natural response.
*Chucks Eb back in the pool.*
(-_-) *swims to the far side of the pool, climbs out and shakes self dry, glaring defiantly back at Kade*
Shows you for faking peril.
I was choking!...is that the peril you were referring to? *shivers in a sudden frisson of fear*
People don't sneeze from choking, ye swindler!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 26, 2020, 03:35:00 PM
I was in a pool. I got water up my nose. Sneezing is the natural response.
Voila.
No, getting water up your nose, and going limp from water-based suffocation are two highly different things.
I WENT LIMP BECAUSE OF YOUR HEIMLICHING.
HEIMLICHING SAVES PEOPLE. I'M A HERO.
*mutters* I'm reasonably sure I have at least one cracked rib.
*Appears beside Eb.* What was that now?
*squeaks in fright and accidentally falls into the pool*
*Crouches beside the pool.* You ok there, sweetie?
*spits pool water in Kade's face* I would be, except I just got scared out of my skin by my sadistic husband.
Sadistic nothing, all I did was come over and ask what you said! Humph, sadistic indeed!
*scrambles out of the pool and flops on Kade's back* Oo, I'm soooooo wet!
You, uh, you are indeed...
...and now so is my fur.
That was the general idea. ^-^
I assumed as much -_-
*smiles in satisfaction and slides over Kade's shoulder and back into the pool*
*Cannonballs in behind Eb.*
*bodysurfs the wave that he caused*
Noice
Thanks.
*Sinks to the bottom of the pool.*
*dives down and comes to rest on the pool floor, chin cupped in paws and elbows on the floor*
*Pulls out enchanted fork and swirls it around, giving them the ability to breath underwater.*
I feel there's more to this pool....
Huh, this is cool. How long have you been able to do this?
*Shrugs.* I dunno.
Hmm. *floats several inches above the pool floor* What do you mean by 'there's more to this pool'?
*Swims over to Eb.* This place is way to suspicious. I think there's something mysterious going on here....
#drama
#Something_to_do
Okay then, what shall we do about it?
Investigate of course. *Begins swimming around, looking for clues.*
*grabs Kade's footpaw and gets a free ride*
*Grabs Eb and situates her near his back.* It's hard to swim with you grabbing my footpaw, ya know.
Sorry.
You're good, ya goof. *Swims around a bit more.*
*grips Kade's shoulders and pushes off with hindpaws, floating above Kade but still being towed by him*
*Comes across a mysterious underwater lever of mystery.*
How mysteriousful this is.
Indeed. That is wonderful word, by the way.
I agree. Want to pull the lever?
Not re-...okay...sure. *tentatively pulls the lever (lee-ver, not leh-ver)*
(Wrongo)
*Nothing appears to happen.*
Hmmmm....
(Righto)
*copies the sound Kade just made*
*SUDDENLY, nothing happens.*
Think it was a dud?
Mmhmm.
I dunno, I'm feeling kind of... weird now. Like, I'm really hungry or something....
Please don't fall asleep. If you fall asleep when you're hungry, bad things happen.
What? I don't understand. Though *yawns* I guess I do feel a bit sleepy.
*whimpers and swims for the surface*
*Swims after Eb.* I don't get it, what's the problem?
*swims faster*
*Continues following.* Why won't you answer me?
*bursts out of the pool and flops on dry land, panting*
*Is standing beside Eb.* Well?
I..don't want...to be... eaten!
Why would you be?
You have strange sleeping habits.
Don't I usually hug in my sleep though? *Sits down, feeling tired.*
...among other things.
I'm pretty sure I haven't eatenpeoplein my sleep before.
Mmm... :-\
Fixed it >_>
( :laugh:) You almost ate me in your sleep on at least one occasion.
I *yawns* recall no such thing.
Well, you were asleep at the time. >_>
I still *yawns* don't recall.... *Falls asleep.*
*finds a towel and spreads it over Kade, as if it were a blanket*
(Just realized that I'm sleeping in multiple threads now -_-)
( :laugh: Yup.)
*Suddenly stands up and dashes into the water.*
*jumps to footpaws and shouts* Kade! Are you awake?
*You hear loud snoring before the Otterbadger vanishes into the water.*
*closes eyes briefly before diving in after him* *swims toward Kade and grabs his paw, kicking for the surface*
*Sinks to the bottom like a brick.*
*blows panicked bubbles and kicks harder, claws digging into his paw*
*Lands on the bottom and begins making his way to the lever.*
*is dragged along, unwilling to let go even though is running out of air*
(Spell from earlier is still in effect, luckily)
(Ah, good.) *remembers this and breathes*
*Arrives at the lever and grabs it purpose, pushing it forward as far as it will go.*
*waits in trepidation*
*wakes up* I caaan't reeeeemember wheeeere I aaaaaaaam iiin heeeeere!!!! Heeeeeeelp meeeeeee!!!
I'mmmm stuuuuck iiiiiiin miiiiiisspeeeelling mooooooode!!! Itttt suuuuuuuucks!!! Iiiii doooon't knooooow whaaat toooo doooo!!!!!!!
Dad turned the internet off...(I can still write on here because I had this tab loaded {thanks quick reply!!!!}) BUT I CAN'T GOOF OFF WITH YOU GUYS!!!! AND THAT SUCKS!!! PLUS, THE SHIFT KEY IS STUCK RIGHT NOW!!! SO I'M JUST GONNA SCREAM UNTIL IT STARTS WORKING AGAIN!!! YOU COOL WITH THAT? NO?? WELL (DOT, DOT, DOT) I'M SORRY (MORE DOTS)
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO____ACTTUALLY____I'LL JUST put caps lock on! Haha! Take that computer!!!... :P
Sorry for the poor gramma I can't help it...It hurts my soul just a little...Welp...I have to go...Not that you'll because I can't send this... On another note! Shift unjammed! Woo! Gonna fix all the bad gramma (I'll leave some for dramatic effect ;))
Anywho, everybeast is yelling at me to hurry up, so byeeeee!! :'(
I back!
I can't understand a single thing that post said.
{That"s the point! ;D}
I personally thought she got her point across quite well.
THANK YOU!!!! ;D :P
*A giant cavern at the bottom of the pool begins to open up in response to the lever being pulled. Luckily it appears to already be filled with water, so the pool doesn't drain.*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 27, 2020, 03:06:29 AM
*wakes up* I caaan't reeeeemember wheeeere I aaaaaaaam iiin heeeeere!!!! Heeeeeeelp meeeeeee!!!
I'mmmm stuuuuck iiiiiiin miiiiiisspeeeelling mooooooode!!! Itttt suuuuuuuucks!!! Iiiii doooon't knooooow whaaat toooo doooo!!!!!!!
Dad turned the internet off...(I can still write on here because I had this tab loaded {thanks quick reply!!!!}) BUT I CAN'T GOOF OFF WITH YOU GUYS!!!! AND THAT SUCKS!!! PLUS, THE SHIFT KEY IS STUCK RIGHT NOW!!! SO I'M JUST GONNA SCREAM UNTIL IT STARTS WORKING AGAIN!!! YOU COOL WITH THAT? NO?? WELL (DOT, DOT, DOT) I'M SORRY (MORE DOTS)
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO____ACTTUALLY____I'LL JUST put caps lock on! Haha! Take that computer!!!... :P
Sorry for the poor gramma I can't help it...It hurts my soul just a little...Welp...I have to go...Not that you'll because I can't send this... On another note! Shift unjammed! Woo! Gonna fix all the bad gramma (I'll leave some for dramatic effect ;))
Anywho, everybeast is yelling at me to hurry up, so byeeeee!! :'(
I back!
I should do something like this when the 'web gets shut off here...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 27, 2020, 12:39:15 PM
*A giant cavern at the bottom of the pool begins to open up in response to the lever being pulled. Luckily it appears to already be filled with water, so the pool doesn't drain.*
*grips Kade's paw tightly and shakes head emphatically* You cannot expect me to willing enter something like that. Dark caves and dark water. Two of my least favourite things.
*Drops a lantern into the water. It glows with an ethereal, almost eldritch light.*
Oo, shiny.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 27, 2020, 01:47:32 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 27, 2020, 03:06:29 AM
*wakes up* I caaan't reeeeemember wheeeere I aaaaaaaam iiin heeeeere!!!! Heeeeeeelp meeeeeee!!!
I'mmmm stuuuuck iiiiiiin miiiiiisspeeeelling mooooooode!!! Itttt suuuuuuuucks!!! Iiiii doooon't knooooow whaaat toooo doooo!!!!!!!
Dad turned the internet off...(I can still write on here because I had this tab loaded {thanks quick reply!!!!}) BUT I CAN'T GOOF OFF WITH YOU GUYS!!!! AND THAT SUCKS!!! PLUS, THE SHIFT KEY IS STUCK RIGHT NOW!!! SO I'M JUST GONNA SCREAM UNTIL IT STARTS WORKING AGAIN!!! YOU COOL WITH THAT? NO?? WELL (DOT, DOT, DOT) I'M SORRY (MORE DOTS)
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO____ACTTUALLY____I'LL JUST put caps lock on! Haha! Take that computer!!!... :P
Sorry for the poor gramma I can't help it...It hurts my soul just a little...Welp...I have to go...Not that you'll because I can't send this... On another note! Shift unjammed! Woo! Gonna fix all the bad gramma (I'll leave some for dramatic effect ;))
Anywho, everybeast is yelling at me to hurry up, so byeeeee!! :'(
I back!
I should do something like this when the 'web gets shut off here...
YES, DO IT! I advise you go onto post reply before it is turned off, though... :P
Ziz iz majorly late, but viz it bein' Zummer, ze frozen pool vater iz nae langer frozen, und zae can be zvam in. Alzough it appearz zat it vaz loike zat avready, zae ziz pozt probably 'az very little conziztency viz ze actual zread. Ve apologize fer ze inconziztency. Ach...
Due tae ze current Corona Viruz pandemic Apocalypze ze pool-vater 'az been imbued viz anti-Corona Viruz energy, vhich preventz ze viruz from bein' zpread, caught, zhared, etc. vhilzt in ze pool or in ze general area. Ye're velcome. Enjoy! *Jumpz intae ze vater*
*Walks towards the newly opened cavern, snores rippling through the water.*
*closes eyes and buries face in Kade's paw*
(You're shoving your face into my paw?)
(Correct. I am terrified. Dark underwater places really freak me out IRL.)
B-b-but I just gave you a lantern!
(I can't reach it without letting go of Kade, and if I do that he might disappear into the dark underwater cavern forever and I won't have that.)
Fair enough.
(I'm glad you think so.)
*Swims around*
*taps foot on the pool floor, waiting for Kade to do something*
*floats over to Ebby*
*waves*
Spoiler
(https://media.giphy.com/media/yoJC2A59OCZHs1LXvW/giphy.gif)
Zigzactly.
Bye!
Quote from: Delthion on July 16, 2017, 05:06:55 AM
HEATHEN HERETIC!!!!
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/1Xfg6lcATnU/0.jpg)
This is what takes you to the Island of Perpetual Tickling!
Best post of this thread. ^
Twas at this point of the year, the pool water threw everybeast who was in it out of the water, and proceeded to then freeze until Spring.
*Beginz zkatin' on ze na' frozen pool*
*The other half of the pool is still in summer*
Noice. *swims in the unfrozen half*
*PUFFER BEETLES INVADE* *THE PUFFER BEETLES STAND AT OVER TWELVE FEET TALL* *LORD PUFFER HIMSELF LEADS THE INVASION* My master has plans for this reef. ~Lord Puffer
I keep thinking about puffles... Rip in peace, Club Penguin. We will forever miss you.
Quote from: Booklover on November 27, 2020, 04:54:37 PM
Rip in peace
Lol, rip already means
rest in peace. Get yo facts straight. ^-^
I know that. It's kind of an inside joke or a reference or something like that.
*Swims around happily*
There's something fishy around here...
*Fishes freeze*
Quote from: lass of something much on November 25, 2020, 08:10:40 PM
*The other half of the pool is still in summer*
Ze
entire pool iz frozen.
*Ze Beetlez are zucked intae a zudden und vonderfully coinicidental vorm'ole zat leadz tae Tatooine*
It's funny, I was just looking up this thread to see if the pool had frozen over, and whadya know? *Slides across the ice like a penguin.*
*Pulls out a canister of liquid nitrogen *
*Becomes much a worried.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 11, 2020, 03:21:45 PM
It's funny, I was just looking up this thread to see if the pool had frozen over, and whadya know? *Slides across the ice like a penguin.*
Penguins are cool. *also slides across the ice, but keeps an eye on Verdauga at the same time*
What?
What are you whatting?
Why is Kade worried and Booklover scrutinising me?
Oh. I don't know.
Because you're almost as scary as Teer?
Pfffffft
Only almost, though.
Frankly, that I'm "scary" at all is quite an interesting revelation...
Eh.
*Slips and slides across the ice.* Wheeeeee.
*Breaks through the ice*
Wheeeeeee.
Ah*glub* (That is the end of Sid the Sloth)
*Pulls Scott out of the water and thaws him with a hairdryer*
Whoo, Russa to the ruscua.
*Cheers* Yay! Go Russa!
Excellent work, my young apprentice!
*Is to phat so sinks*
Scott, Russa pulled you out of the wwater...Plus, fat things float...
Fine muskles
Excuse me?
Muskle! *flexes while drowning*
*Pulls Scott out(again) with a waterwip, and does this*
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AAAAAH!
*Climbs up the ice and boops Scott on the nose*
:giggle:
Ouch! I'm scared of heights!
Bull hokey, you've saved me by flying enough times for me to know you're not.. Plus you fly a ship..
I'm scared of heights.....
Don't worry, heights are just as afraid of you as you are of them.
Umm....Okay?
This is for your own good...
Umm....No tazers....
I don't have a tazer, and if I did, I wouldn't use it, I'm just a healer
So.....What is for my own good?
Keeping you in ice up to your chest so you can't drown yourself..
*Puts away lifesaver* That works too....
HELP! LASS! PUT ME DOWN! THAT MAD WANTS TO EAT ME!
Mad?
Also, I'm right beside you, and you're hurting my ears...
I will kill auto correct! Right now! Lemme go! *Blames auto correct when it was clearly due to his own idiocy*
*Puts her paws over her big ears*
Whaaat?
They just hurt..
Oh...Sorry
It's fine ^-^
*Slips into the pool*
CRUD!
(Hehehe, you're stuck in ice ;D)
*Flemtrower goes buur*
(Noooo.. My ice of safety :'( )
MY PEOPLE NEED ME
(You have people?)
(No....Nobody needs me cause me useless!)
Not true.
*Bends up the ice*
*Begins mountain climbing.*
*Swims about in her mermaaaid tail*
*Reaches the mountain peak.*
Yeh.
Such skill.
Thank you, thank you. It was a difficult thing to type, but somehow I pushed through and persevered.
>_______________>
That's a very long face.
Aye, it is.
What are you, a horse?
Nay.
Hah!
Your face is hah!
no u
ur mum
*le gasp*
*Flops out of the pool, and into the way of Scott's flamethrower*
*Fortunately, it had run out of fuel by this time.*
*That does not explain the second degree burns*
why has this topic been revived, it's spring.
I mean, we were partying here while it was winter for you.. Somewhere in the world it's probably summer right now
That isn't how it works. Seasons are based on whether you're tilted towards or away from the sun. So when the Northern Hemisphere is tilted towards (summer) the Southern Hemisphere is tilted away (Winter) and vice versa.
My question is how does a sphere tilt? Is it the poles? Must be the poles.
Maaaybe
Direction is arbitrary.
Zae iz gravity. Und pizza.
Pizza is pizza. Unless it has pineapple on it. Then it isn't pizza.
Because it's heaven?
Poor mislead child.
Mm.
*Iz Lozt In Zpace*
'ov could Ah ken?
'ov could Ah ken?
Zat Ah'd get lozt in zpace tae roam forever...
*Bump*
Und viz it bein' Zummer again... *Ze oice meltz, und ze pool returnz tae bein' liquid* Lazt vone in iz a rotten lemon! *Fliez intae ze pool*
WHOOOOO I WAS WAITING FOR THIS! *Cannon balls into the water.*
*a shark yeets Kade out of the pool*
*Devours the shark posthaste.*
*y tho*
Because I'm a growing boy. *Goes swimming about.*
*Shakes hands with the water*
Spoiler
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First image ever posted successfully.
You're pretty talented.
?
Shaking hands with water, I mean.
(Although my first reaction to the picture was "What... is that even...")
I was in a pool over vacation. I got out and put FOUR LAYERS OF SUNSCREEN, but still got severely sunburnt. My brother didn't put any on but got nothing but a tan.
Me, Petka, and Phoebe hardly ever get sunburned, but Hazel and Veronika do all the time because they have more sensitive skin. I hope you feel better soon.
It was only painful until my skin peeled off.
Ah. Hazel got sunburned as well, all over her shoulders.
During the time from the last post, the pool had frozen over for the Winter. With it now being Spring, it has melted, and the pool is ready for swimming and etc. in.
*Doivez intae ze vater, avoidin' ze large group o' rubber Duckiez in ze pool*
YESH! *Cannon balls into the deep end.*
Don't let the kraken get you!
*Is the kraken*
Awwww... :-|
*Does a dive off the diving board and goes straight to the bottom, saying hello to the Verd-kraken on the way down. There are no oysters*
The otters are sad that there are no oysters.
*Leaves...
...and comes back with oysters for all to enjoy. Throws a few into the pool for the kraken*
OYSTERRRRR
Actually Kraken are generally nae viciouz, man-eatin' monzterz loike zey're made oot tae be in moviez und etc.- ze only real danger from zem iz vhen zey move und greatly dizturb ze vater, und ziz iz nae maliciouz at av.
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 27, 2022, 04:42:21 PM*Leaves...
...and comes back with oysters for all to enjoy. Throws a few into the pool for the kraken*
I feel like chlorine and oysters don't mix well >_>
Ze pool-vater naturally ztayz clean, zae nay chlorine iz needed. Ze Oyzterz are juzt foine. Ozer zan bein' eaten, o' courze... Ach...
*Noms all the oysters.*
Ghlblgh!*
(*"Thanks Rill!" But said underwater)
*Noms hiag*
HE'S DROWNING
*Grabs Verdauga and activates the Heimlich Maneuver*
*Squishes and rebounds during the maneuvre, unfazed.*
I CAN SAVE HIM
*Heimlich Maneuver continues.*
*Ze pool-vater irately attemptz tae rezizt ze vater dizplacement ziz ztruggle iz creatin'*
*Continue eating oysters, amused Kade thinks Verd-Kraken is a air breathing creature*
*Squeaks like a sqeaky toy*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 28, 2022, 02:57:53 PMI CAN SAVE HIM
*Heimlich Maneuver continues.*
Saving Verd-Kraken and Heimliching him are two completely different things.
Why does no one seem to understand that saving powers of the Heimlich Maneuver? It saddens me greatly.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 30, 2022, 01:37:19 PM*Squeaks like a sqeaky toy*
Heh. Heh heh heh....
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 05, 2022, 06:46:05 PMWhy does no one seem to understand that saving powers of the Heimlich Maneuver? It saddens me greatly.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 30, 2022, 01:37:19 PM*Squeaks like a sqeaky toy*
Heh. Heh heh heh....
;D
It's my dogs favorite.
(It is in no way related, but while I was typing a bird flew into my window.)
Ach, are zey avroight?
They flew away so I'm pretty sure they are.
Zat'z good. Vot type o' Bird vere zey?
*Burps* Tasty kind
*Is reminded very much of the spiderwick chronicles*
Quote from: lass of something much on May 07, 2022, 11:28:29 PM*Burps* Tasty kind
Ach... *Bopz Lass viz an inflatable pool ball*
*Falls into the pool*
*Leaves momentarily, and comes back with lifeguard shorts and shades*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 05, 2022, 06:46:05 PMWhy does no one seem to understand that saving powers of the Heimlich Maneuver? It saddens me greatly.
Heimlich Maneuver has no saving powers when you use it on people with malicious intent.
I've never used it maliciously. Misguidedly, perhaps, but never maliciously.
Every time you use it on me, it's malicious.
And how do you know what is in my heart, hmmm?
Because you act all innocent whenever you use it on me. :giggle:
And why do you assume it's an act?
Because nobody can possibly be that innocent, polite, and unassuming, whilst violently squeezing me into a pulp.
Well, I'm certainly a nobody, sooooo....
:laugh:
*Finger guns*
*Zplazhez Kade*
*Is kind of starting to run out of air*
"Throws inflatable ring lifesaver thingy to Lass"
*Grabs it, but it flips up and hits her in the face* ..Ouch.. Thanks anyway!
*Ze Dolphinz from anozer zread 'elp Lass tae ze zoide o' ze pool, zen dizappear back intae ze vater*
*Jumps in to play with the dolphins, but isn't quite fast enough to catch up to them before they leave. Swims back to the edge of the pool*
*Ze Dolphinz reappear, und gae tae play viz Rill*
*Has saved Verd*
A job well done, I'd say.
*Paddles about*
*Zplazhez Kade again*
*Paddles towards HIAG*
*Continuez zplazhin' Kade*
*Suplexes HIAG into the deep end of the pool*
*Enjoyz it zere*
*Summons the Leviathan*
*Vavez at ze Leviathan*
*Squiggles back into the pool and stares at the Leviathan.*
Gblgheibghmgenh gheghlugbur
("Leave me alone, I'll leave you alone." but said underwater.)
Vot if 'e juzt vantz tae play?
Yeah... we'll go with that...
*Zrovz ze Leviathan a beach ball*
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 21, 2022, 09:18:27 PM*Summons the Leviathan*
*happy noises*
Can we call it Levi for short?
Legendary
Extraordinary
Very
Incredible
Very indeed
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 26, 2022, 05:57:07 PMQuote from: WorshipTiria on May 21, 2022, 09:18:27 PM*Summons the Leviathan*
*happy noises*
Can we call it Levi for short?
Isn't that the name of an anime character?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2022, 07:43:54 PMVery indeed
Verily.
*swims in the pool* (since I am (presumably) a fish)
Levi can be a general name, and I know of several people named Levi.
Yes, we can call him Levi.
He's a pair of jeans.
*Zeveral large oice cubez zurround Kade*
Well this is quite the predicament.
*Zey zrov numerouz pairz o' auld, unvazhed zmelly jeanz ontae Kade fer 'iz remark*
*Le dodge*
*Ze jeanz continue tae follov 'im*
They can keep trying, but I'll just keep dodgin' ^-^ *Eats the ice cubes in the meantime.*
Juzt tae let ye ken, zey vere dry oice cubez.
Ech, so dry
...Laced viz arzenic und auld lace.
Man, I haven't watched that movie in forever. It's great.
Great?! Tiz major!!!
do i smell a fight?
Nyet, ye zmell ze garlic hangin' from a pole fer zome reazon. Ach...
oh cra-*faints*
Op, man down.. *takes Scott to the nurse's office*
Quote from: Booklover on June 01, 2022, 12:10:58 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on May 26, 2022, 05:57:07 PMQuote from: WorshipTiria on May 21, 2022, 09:18:27 PM*Summons the Leviathan*
*happy noises*
Can we call it Levi for short?
Isn't that the name of an anime character?
Why yes, yes it is, it's also the name my parents were going to call me if I was a boy
Quote from: lass of something much on June 17, 2022, 10:48:43 PMOp, man down.. *takes Scott to the nurse's office*
*WT the totally legitimate nurse takes him*
Yep. He's a vampire.
*Is eating fish in the background*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 17, 2022, 10:48:43 PMOp, man down.. *takes Scott to the nurse's office*
Quote from: Booklover on June 01, 2022, 12:10:58 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on May 26, 2022, 05:57:07 PMQuote from: WorshipTiria on May 21, 2022, 09:18:27 PM*Summons the Leviathan*
*happy noises*
Can we call it Levi for short?
Isn't that the name of an anime character?
Why yes, yes it is, it's also the name my parents were going to call me if I was a boy
Yer a pair o' jeans, Lassie
*Sniffles* that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I know. ^-^
*sulks in a corner*
But why?
*Ze corner alzae quietly zulkz*
That's nice. They have a common interest.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on September 05, 2022, 02:22:51 PMThat's nice. They have a common interest.
But is it ship-able though? Hmmm lets call in an expert....
Spoiler
@lass of something much
Shipping Flib with a corner? That's, uh, unique.
Eh, I think Rosie got married to a ghost, so it isn't that far out in left field.
*Does a cannonball into the pool*
Think of the children!
Zink o' ze zpinach!
Think of the onions!
Und zink o' ze zinkerz!
*Thinks about Ally instead*
*Viz it bein' a certain toime o' year, ze poolvater ejectz everybeazt from it und zen freezez fer ze Vinter*
*Zkatez acrozz ze oice, hovlin'*
*the poolwater is uncomfortably cool where I am, but is certainly well above freezing, and is still liquid.*
No no, you must be confused. *Saves Verd from the quickly freezing water.*
*Is pulled into an area with frigid water intermingled with ice.*
*Glares at Kade >_>*
Not all heroes wear capes. *Slips and slides away.*
*Yoinks Kade into the frigid water and boogie boards my way back to where I was.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 20, 2022, 02:38:31 PMNot all heroes wear capes. *Slips and slides away.*
Capes or not, no hero would dare do anything as undignified as slipping and sliding out of an awkward situation. But I guess you already know that.
No heroes are quite so daring as I ;)
Or quite so floofy :laugh:
Mm, indeed ;)
Or quite so be-icicled.
I don't feel be-icicled.
You're be-icicled because you've been being heroic in an unheated swimming pool in the middle of winter, and you have a lot of floof. Therefore your entire heroic being is completely covered in icicles. Except your sense of humor, apparently.
Awwww, thanks ^-^
You're welcome. *builds a fire*
What are you building it out of?
I dunno, but I'm cold.
It is a bit chilly, but luckily I've got floof :giggle:
Unlike me. I am but a humble lettuce.
Other folk have taken it upon themselves to make roost in the floof. You may feel free to do so as well :giggle:
Just as long as I'm not eaten. *roosts in the floof*
I'll try to resist :giggle:
Thank you.
You're quite welcome. ^-^
*swims though the water*
C'mon in, the water's nice!
What are you, a polar bear?
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on September 06, 2022, 06:46:10 PMQuote from: WorshipTiria on September 05, 2022, 02:22:51 PMThat's nice. They have a common interest.
But is it ship-able though? Hmmm lets call in an expert....
Spoiler
@lass of something much
*glances up from her moldy tea*
....What?
*Exchanges the moldy tea for one of the non-moldy variety.*
My poor little mold babies!
They're gone.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*falls into the pit of despair*
Quote from: lass of something much on February 06, 2023, 11:23:34 AMQuote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on September 06, 2022, 06:46:10 PMQuote from: WorshipTiria on September 05, 2022, 02:22:51 PMThat's nice. They have a common interest.
But is it ship-able though? Hmmm lets call in an expert....
Spoiler
@lass of something much
*glances up from her moldy tea*
....What?
You were called to ship HiaG and Flib.
You, of course, are the ship expert.
I may be mixing up members, but I don't think Hiag swings that way
I'm gonna get back at you for wanting to ship me with HiAG. Isn't one ship bad enough?
No.
We are going to ship you with every member eventually.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 07, 2023, 02:39:13 AMI may be mixing up members, but I don't think Hiag swings that way
Oh tha might just be too bad :)
.....You scare me
Quote from: WorshipTiria on February 09, 2023, 11:45:07 PMNo.
We are going to ship you with every member eventually.
This is why I don't want to be shipped with
you.
Hmmm? Why is that?
Read the quote in my previous post. ::)
Yeah, and I still ask for clarification. Nothing there that directly corelates, as far as I can tell ^_^
I don't want to be shipped with him because he wants to ship me with everybody else. -_-
Sure, but I feel like you deserve it ^_^
In what way?
In, like, all the ways.
Be more specific.
No.
You'd better, or else.
42.
Or else you'll suffer death by lettuce.
Oh I'm scared now ^-^
As you should be but probably aren't.
I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.
You clearly don't.
Oh dear, I wonder what will happen!
I don't have to wonder what will happen, I already know.
I can't wait ^-^
Oh, I think you can.
I think you've got nuthin'
*Zkatez acrozz ze frozen pool, quietly vhiztlin'*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2023, 05:02:41 PMI think you've got nuthin'
No, I think
you've got nothing.
I'm not the one making grandiose claims here :giggle:
Sure you are. Your giggly face proves it.
My face is always giggly ;D
Because you're always up to something.
I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about *Goes off and gets up to something*
Of course you do, otherwise you wouldn't be in such a hurry to look like a hypocrite. :laugh:
Hippogriff? Where?!
(https://media.tenor.com/WUVqyY-KBbAAAAAd/your-a-wizard-harry.gif)
I'm a hairy wizard.
UZE ZE FORCE, 'ARRY!!!
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*A myzteriouz tickin' noize ztartz*
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Thank you. You have made my day
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Vho'z on firzt?
Yep, Hu's on first.
Zat'z vot Ah'm azkin' ye. Vot iz ze name o' ze perzon on firzt baze?
(From ze zhov
Garfield Und Friendz)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 11, 2023, 06:28:40 PMZat'z vot Ah'm azkin' ye. Vot iz ze name o' ze perzon on firzt baze?
Ah, sorry. His name is spelt "H-U" which is pronounced "who" but if you want, I can pronounce it "huh".
Huh
Hue?
Quote from: Verdauga on March 13, 2023, 01:38:19 AMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 11, 2023, 06:28:40 PMZat'z vot Ah'm azkin' ye. Vot iz ze name o' ze perzon on firzt baze?
Ah, sorry. His name is spelt "H-U" which is pronounced "who" but if you want, I can pronounce it "huh".
Don't you "huh" at the first base player, sir. It's un-patriotic.
A national hero, this chook.
Which chook? The Cellars is full of them.
*Pats Flib.* This'un.
Oh thank you. ^-^
So next time you try to eat me, does that mean I can sue you for eating a national hero?
Zue Vho? Lou Vho?
Boo who?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 14, 2023, 10:39:14 PMOh thank you. ^-^
So next time you try to eat me, does that mean I can sue you for eating a national hero?
You sure you want to know the answer to that question?
If I didn't want to know the answer to a question, there is no reason why I'd ask it.
*Swallows Flib whole.* A'ight, let's wait and see what happens then.
@Sebias of Redwall, you're a judge, aren't you?
I killed him
Ah, ok. Well, there should be a substitute judge somewheres around here.
Yeeeessssshhhh?
I would like to sue His Highness Kade Rivok for eating a national hero, aka me.
*Teleports Flib out of Kade.*
Case dismissed.
Ach, Ah didnae expect ze Zpanizh Inquizition...
Why not? Everybody expects them.
(https://media4.giphy.com/media/CLrEXbY34xfPi/giphy.gif)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AptAncientGalago-max-1mb.gif)
*laughs diabolically*
*Swims diabolically.*
*cries diabolically*
*Putz Poroz (https://leagueoflegends.fandom.com/wiki/Poro) on av ze beaztz' 'eadz zat are daein' anyzin' diabolical*
That's why you deleted the diabolical-laughter gif, isn't it.
He can no longer be held accountable for his diabolical actions.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 18, 2023, 09:26:32 PMThat's why you deleted the diabolical-laughter gif, isn't it.
Ah didnae delete it- tiz ztill zere.
Oh. It disappeared for some reason. It's back now though.
*Givez a nearby Poro a znack*
*laughs diabolically*
(https://i.gifer.com/tv6.gif)
My diabolical laughter is better than that.
It's getting a bit chilly for the pool. You'd best continue your diabolical laughter inside.
Tvaz at ziz point zat, viz it bein' Autumn, ze pool vater threv everybeazt oot o' itzelf und zen promptly froze until Zpring.
*Beginz zkatin' on ze frozen pool*
*Begins a snowman*