This was HiAG's idea. RAUS stands for Rebellion against Unnecessary Socks. Socks are unnecessary, and we need to rebel against them.
There are ROUS in the RAUS!
Good, then we can hire them to chew up all the unnecessary socks that we find. ^-^
What makes a sock unnecessary?
Everything.
Shall we just walk around with no socks and maybe not even shoes? (My friend's shoe broke a couple of days ago, so had to walk home without it, although they were still wearing socks. On the other hand, I know someone who much prefers going barefoot.)
I prefer going barefoot, although I don't get to do that very often, now that it's November. But I don't wear socks very often, with or without shoes.
Socks help a lot when wearing shoes. Not only do they make things more comfortable, they help keep both from being as stinky as they would've ended up without.
*rebels against le socks*
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Und...
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Und...
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Huh... For some reason I can't see them.
Zey zhoved up ze ozer day, but ze noo Ah'm only zeein' ze firzt vone. Ach...
Ach indeed.
Y'all are odd.
Your point?
Yes, it is my point.
No.
But it is.
Yes?
Yes.
No.
Mmkay
Glad we could come to an agreement ^-^
Sure...
You don't sound convinced.
Hm.
>_>
-_-
Flib, I thought you were holding a Mass Rebellion against Tights? You said so. You ought to make an MRAT topic, too.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 08, 2021, 02:37:26 PM
Y'all are odd.
Actually, I'm even. But I'm definitely not 0.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on November 08, 2021, 05:57:08 PM
Flib, I thought you were holding a Mass Rebellion against Tights? You said so. You ought to make an MRAT topic, too.
Socks come first.
OH MY YOU ARE ACTUALLY WEARING SOCKS RIGHT NOW O.O
Good on her!
*waves banner high and grabs pitch (without the fork)* Let's burn these things. Rippy, get the torches.
Wouldn't want to steal Kade's fork. Word suggestions came up with 'wouldn't want to steal Kade's stomach'.
Wouldn't want to steal that either.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 14, 2021, 08:13:22 AM
*waves banner high and grabs pitch (without the fork)* Let's burn these things. Rippy, get the torches.
I thought you were a taniwha, can't you breathe fire onto the socks?
Quote from: Booklover on November 14, 2021, 09:24:34 AM
Wouldn't want to steal Kade's fork. Word suggestions came up with 'wouldn't want to steal Kade's stomach'.
There's only one way to even reach it, after all.
Quote from: Booklover on November 14, 2021, 09:24:34 AM
Word suggestions came up with 'wouldn't want to steal Kade's stomach'.
I'm laughing myself half to death! That doesn't even make sense, actually...
It does. Kade's been eating people for a long time, and most of the time it's Booklover who gets eaten, and then her replies to the thread are all coming from inside Kade's stomach, and so autocorrupt suggested Kade's stomach when she was typing Kade's fork, because "stomach" is one of the most common words to come after "Kade".
Lol. I see. That's amusing, but poor Bookie...
It's amusing? That's inconceivable!
I VERY MUCH LIKEY THIS TOPIC. DOWN WITH THE SOCKS.
>_>
BUT NOT WITH THE ROUS! (why am I shouting?) YOU MIGHT DIE IF YOU'RE DOWN IN A SWAMP WITH THEM!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 21, 2021, 04:37:02 AM
I VERY MUCH LIKEY THIS TOPIC. DOWN WITH THE SOCKS.
YESSS! ;D DOWN WITH SOCKS! DOWN WITH SOCKS! DOWN WITH SOCKS!
Quote from: Booklover on November 21, 2021, 09:44:03 AM
BUT NOT WITH THE ROUS! (why am I shouting?) YOU MIGHT DIE IF YOU'RE DOWN IN A SWAMP WITH THEM!
AND YOU MIGHT NOT IF YOU'RE THE ALL-POWERFUL WESLEY!!!
Of course down with socks. They go on your feet, not your head.
He didn't exactly not die, although that wasn't from the swamp.
I suppose that a run-in with an ROUS might mean that you'll die in the near future.
And I'm glad to see you denouncing socks :giggle:
<_<
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 23, 2021, 04:26:09 AM
<_<
What? Socks feel gross and are stifling. When I say something about cold feet people always tell me to put socks on but they don't help in the slightest. They trap the cold and get cold so now it's extra cold, just gross feeling.
-_-
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 23, 2021, 05:02:20 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 23, 2021, 04:26:09 AM
<_<
What? Socks feel gross and are stifling. When I say something about cold feet people always tell me to put socks on but they don't help in the slightest. They trap the cold and get cold so now it's extra cold, just gross feeling.
Me-thinks you need to reevaluate
what socks your wearing. 🤨
For real.
Methinks you did right to rebel against the socks, Com.
But what about when you have to wear shoes? O:
Well, I generally wear shoes without socks. They fit better that way, and you don't have to waste your time looking for the socks.
Kiiiiiiinda gross, but you do you.
But foot sweat.
^
Oh dear.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 24, 2021, 11:11:34 PM
Well, I generally wear shoes without socks. They fit better that way, and you don't have to waste your time looking for the socks.
Sounds like you need to reevaluate the
shoes, not the socks.
-_-
•_•
^_^
n
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(•) )
l. l
(•) )
/
u
Yeah, see, feet are nice and all, but if you're gonna wear shoes, you generally should have socks on. Please.
I disagree with the first seven words, but the rest of it is good.
So you dislike feet, even though you use them most days? Imteresting.
Quote from: Ally046 on November 23, 2021, 05:32:44 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 23, 2021, 05:02:20 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 23, 2021, 04:26:09 AM
<_<
What? Socks feel gross and are stifling. When I say something about cold feet people always tell me to put socks on but they don't help in the slightest. They trap the cold and get cold so now it's extra cold, just gross feeling.
Me-thinks you need to reevaluate what socks your wearing. 🤨
I have tried many kinds of socks. Even special dance socks. Me no likey.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 23, 2021, 11:49:46 PM
But what about when you have to wear shoes? O:
I do wear socks with shoes. Because foot sweat and blisters. But also I wear flip flops when possible.
Have you tried slightly thicker socks? They don't get cold. ^-^
I can't do flip flops of any kind. They always give me blisters.
This thread has quickly progressed to an inconceivable level of confusion in just a few pages. My evil plan is working! ^-^
There's no confusion; I've already stated my stance ^-^
There's plenty of confusion.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 30, 2021, 03:41:23 PM
This thread has quickly progressed to an inconceivable level of confusion in just a few pages. My evil plan is working! ^-^
I feel like any thread made in The Cellars would end up like that.
:( Be quiet, you're spoiling my dramatic moment!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 30, 2021, 03:42:06 PM
There's no confusion; I've already stated my stance ^-^
yes, standing, floofy
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 30, 2021, 02:55:11 PM
Have you tried slightly thicker socks? They don't get cold. ^-^
I can't do flip flops of any kind. They always give me blisters.
I have and they still get cold on the inner layers. Honestly that's not my main gripe with socks, I just really hate the feeling of them on my feet.
Hows your blood flow?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 05, 2021, 10:33:12 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 30, 2021, 02:55:11 PM
Have you tried slightly thicker socks? They don't get cold. ^-^
I can't do flip flops of any kind. They always give me blisters.
I have and they still get cold on the inner layers. Honestly that's not my main gripe with socks, I just really hate the feeling of them on my feet.
Mm. I can relate.
Weirdos.
:) yesh, that's the way
The way?! You know the way?!
u kno de way?
Yup, according to
@Scott McLamok, it's a fake Rickroll, whatever that is.
Take a look and see
*Confuzlemente*
That's ok.
*Starts screamingsinging* "ItS OkAy nOt tO bE oKAyYy!"
Quote from: Ally046 on December 08, 2021, 03:40:31 PM
*Starts screamingsinging* "ItS OkAy nOt tO bE oKAyYy!"
True enough.
*Are you trying to prove that you must fact-check me, because I'm untrustworthy?!*
I was agreeing with you. :)
suS
Your face is sus.
No, yours is, Kade.
How?
Because there's ketchup on it.
I can assure you that you're incorrect.
*smears ketchup on Kade's face* ;D
*Dodges.*
*Cheater*
*So stronk*
*Hm?*
*SO STRONK*
*Me, you, or the ketchup?*
Heh.
No looking Kade
*Laughs at Kade*
*Grabs Ally.* I can look at 'em in this thread. :)
*Also laughs at Kade*
You can look at them in the secrets thread too. Doesent mean you should. It's rude, disrespectful, and uncustomary.
It's also rude, disrespectful, and uncustomary to laugh at people when they aren't allowed to look in spoilers. Locking people out of buildings for practical jokes is also considered rude, disrespectful, and uncustomary, although it just annoys people.
Those are true.
Quote from: Ally046 on December 10, 2021, 11:28:44 PM
You can look at them in the secrets thread too. Doesent mean you should. It's rude, disrespectful, and uncustomary.
*Eats Ally.* I'm sorry, what was that? I can't seem to hear you.
*Evades the mouth, and jumps into the floof*
*Evades the evasion.* Nom.
*Evades the evasion of the evade.* :(
*Still catches Ally in his mouth.* ;D
*Sigh* ... ... *ded*
Nuh uh.
Uh HUH.
Being et doesn't equate to being ded, silly.
Im aware, that didn't directly cause it. :(
So, what did?
*Prods Kade's insides*
Hmmm?
:(
I feel a sad face emanating from you. Why so?
*Cries*
Oh dear, what's wrong now? Is it because you don't have any socks?
No. *Calmly plays with Jeff*
Oh, you stopped crying? That's good!
Nope, still crying
Pourquoi, mon amie?
*Runs out*
You're still et, by the by. :giggle:
Nyeh!
^-^
I haven't been here in ages and I am concerned. What happened to the socks?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 19, 2021, 01:50:26 AM
I haven't been here in ages and I am concerned. What happened to the socks?
They were given to Dobby as a Christmas present.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 19, 2021, 01:50:26 AM
I haven't been here in ages and I am concerned. What happened to the socks?
They stayed right where they are: on peoples feet when given appropriate situations such as when wearing shoes.
A lot of people here don't like shoes, though.
Seems like a lot of people are hobbits then.
@Teer
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 15, 2021, 08:55:59 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 14, 2021, 08:13:22 AM
*waves banner high and grabs pitch (without the fork)* Let's burn these things. Rippy, get the torches.
I thought you were a taniwha, can't you breathe fire onto the socks?
Torches have a certain level of Hollywood rioting drama that I want to achieve. Breathing fire is just boring.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 19, 2021, 02:02:40 AM
Seems like a lot of people are hobbits then. @Teer
Why
me? I'M NOT A HOBBIT! I'M TALL!
I'm sure it was just your dislike for shoes, nothing to do with your height.
Might've been both. Who's to say?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 19, 2021, 01:59:21 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 19, 2021, 01:50:26 AM
I haven't been here in ages and I am concerned. What happened to the socks?
They stayed right where they are: on peoples feet when given appropriate situations such as when wearing shoes.
Oi, I wear socks with shoes
As you should. ^-^
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 19, 2021, 10:13:19 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 15, 2021, 08:55:59 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 14, 2021, 08:13:22 AM
*waves banner high and grabs pitch (without the fork)* Let's burn these things. Rippy, get the torches.
I thought you were a taniwha, can't you breathe fire onto the socks?
Torches have a certain level of Hollywood rioting drama that I want to achieve. Breathing fire is just boring.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 19, 2021, 02:02:40 AM
Seems like a lot of people are hobbits then. @Teer
Why me? I'M NOT A HOBBIT! I'M TALL!
Hobbits are cute. :) Also
LOTR spoiler
they had plenty of torches, when they rebelled against Sharky's men, in The Return of the King, book 6, chapter 8, The Scouring of the Shire.
Hey Fliib
Hey Riip
Hey Fliib
Hey Freddyy
Hi
How are you doing? :)
Not wearing socks....
Spoiler
IS BAD FOR YOU!
I'm barefoot right now.
And people in ancient times got along just fine without socks.
No....
Spoiler
BUT THEIR FEET STANK!!
How do you know? You weren't even born back then.
Neither were you, silly chook!
Dirty feet is bad feet.
Flib has dirty feet. ;D
Flib has bad feet.
:D
As for me I'm just fine, but since no one asked me... *Sit's in the corner and listens to music*
Rip, please, tell me how you're doing. Tell me all about it.
Yes, we must know.
*Umbridge hem-hemming*
I am fairly well off at the moment, with the exception of a rather bad earache (in both ears) from wearing headphones because whenever I wear headphones they hold my glasses against my head right behind my ears, and I can't take off my glasses because then I can't see. And I don't have earbuds so if I want to listen to music I have to wear headphones. So I suffer whenever I listen to music.
I am also a bit tired because I woke up really early this morning and never got back to sleep. I kind of want to go sit in my room. Actually, I should probably do that. I also have a ton of homework to do and I'm having trouble with Nature Studies because I have to write an essay on sea creatures and I don't feel like doing it right now. -_-
Thanks for asking.
*Hugs* No need to thank. ^-^
Sorry you've got an earache; why don't you just listen to your music through speakers? Or get earbuds? :giggle:
Just do the essay now, then you don't have to worry about it later. #life-hack
My sisters get mad if I listen to it through speakers. Maybe I will.
Ok... ? Bye peoples...
D:
What have I done....
Wait, what?
Oh, I thought you left :giggle:
I did, briefly.
Didst thou listen to musick?
How fancy.
no, i did.
I don't believe you.
I don't believe you.
Don't care nyeeeeeeeeh
Nyeh at YOUR FACE. *sticks tongue out impudently*
*Grabs tongue impudently.*
*glares impudently*
^_^ *Impudently.*
::) impudently
*Lets go, but not impudently.*
*Hovlz loudly*
At this point, do you even need to state that? I feel like we can safely assume that you're howling at all times in every thread that you're a part of.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 21, 2022, 05:25:35 PMAt this point, do you even need to state that? I feel like we can safely assume that you're howling at all times in every thread that you're a part of.
O' courze Ah need tae ztate zat- tiz nae every zread, juzt every zread zat Ah 'appen tae be hovlin' in. *Hovlz in agreement*
Wi-
With yourself?
Aye. *Hovlz*
And with Verdauga, I'm assuming.
Ye'll 'ave tae azk 'im fer zat. *Hovlz*
*Throws marbles at HIAG*
*Knockz zem back at Kade viz a giant vatermelon-zized marble, zen hovlz*
*throws marble countertops at HiAG, and howls*
*Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovlz und tranzformz intae 'iz Wereweasel forme, und zen boitez roight trough ze marble countertopz viz 'iz fangz*
Ouch, that must have really hurt your fangs.
Nyet, loike boitin' trough grapez. *Hovlz again*
Except there wasn't any juice inside.
You're a marble countertop.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 28, 2022, 01:23:51 AMExcept there wasn't any juice inside.
Moight az vell 'ave been. *Hovlz*
...*backs away*
...What do you think I'm gonna do?
Discover that I'm a marble countertop?
I think I already have though.... *Places some dishes on Flib*
*eats the food*
*Pokes the marble countertop suspiciously*
*Anxiously hopes no one realizes I'm the fridge*
Witchcraft, nothing. You must be sadly mistaken, for I am but a simple marble countertop, dedicated to humbly serving others by letting them put their dishes, food, drinks, elbows, pots and pans, laundry baskets, and so on and so forth, on top of me. I don't, won't, and never did, have anything to do with witchcraft and/or magic, my dear friend.
...*hides wand behind back*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 02, 2022, 02:19:59 AM*Anxiously hopes no one realizes I'm the fridge*
Now that's just cold.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 02, 2022, 02:19:59 AM*Anxiously hopes no one realizes I'm the fridge*
Unfortunately, like the elephant in the joke, you left footprints in the butter.
At leazt tvaz nae overallz...
*Is sitting in an alcove*
*just chilling*
I'm catching up on this topic and...
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 18, 2022, 12:02:09 AMNyeh at YOUR FACE. *sticks tongue out impudently*
@lass of something much Dis you?
No, dis me. *Does it again (at Kade)*
*Meanvhile, ze Luggage appeared, vanderin' aboot on itz innumerable feet*
Ach...
Aaaach...
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 05, 2022, 02:18:10 AMNo, dis me. *Does it again (at Kade)*
*Grabs tongue impudently.* ^-^
Bad Kade.
;)
:( :'(
;D
*exists impudently*
*Doesn't let go, impudently.*
*Ze Luggage triez tae eat Flib*
*screeches impudently*
*Eats the luggage (and Flib) impudently*
*sulks impudently*
*Pats belly impudently*
*Ze Luggage appearz from a nearby clozet- 'ov it gaet zere from Kade'z ztomach in unkenned*
*exists impudently*
*Falls asleep, but in a very impudent manner*
*stays awake impudently*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 09, 2022, 08:38:29 PM*Ze Luggage appearz from a nearby clozet- 'ov it gaet zere from Kade'z ztomach in unkenned*
Congrats to the luggage, I guess.
*pokes Kade impudently*
Pokemon!
*Pokemons impudently*
You pokin' the inside o' mah belly?
*Nods impudently* ;D
Ah, see. ;D *Pats belly*
*exists*
Indeed indeed.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
*Coughs up Flib.* Be free now.
Oh, thanks.
*Pat pats Flib's head* You're welcome.
Furry
Rabbitz
Eatin'
Envelopez
They're going to get sick. :(
Zey're alzae puzhin' ze envelope...
*visible confusion*
What's the point of this thread?
Zummat aboot zockz, Ah zink.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on April 25, 2022, 11:27:26 PMWhat's the point of this thread?
RAUS stands for "rebellion against unnecessary socks"
Flib is against all socks, all the time, which is cray cray.
She isn't, she's wearing some right now.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 05, 2021, 08:23:25 PMThis was HiAG's idea. RAUS stands for Rebellion against Unnecessary Socks. Socks are unnecessary, and we need to rebel against them.
^The above is what I refer to.
Become Hobbit.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 26, 2022, 12:02:12 AMQuote from: Ripred the Gnawer on April 25, 2022, 11:27:26 PMWhat's the point of this thread?
RAUS stands for "rebellion against unnecessary socks"
Flib is against all socks, all the time, which is cray cray.
I don't understand why y'all are surprised I'd think of such a crazy idea.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on April 26, 2022, 12:07:04 AMShe isn't, she's wearing some right now.
I wasn't.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on April 27, 2022, 04:36:04 PMBecome Hobbit.
Nope. I'm more of an Elf, thank you very much. Become Hobbit yourself, mellon nin.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 02, 2022, 08:30:35 PMNope. I'm more of an Elf, thank you very much. Become Hobbit yourself, mellon nin.
Did zomebeazt mention 'Melon Laird Ozai'...?
(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/avatar/images/1/1c/Melon_Lord.png)
Nope.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 03, 2022, 12:20:29 AMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on May 02, 2022, 08:30:35 PMNope. I'm more of an Elf, thank you very much. Become Hobbit yourself, mellon nin.
Did zomebeazt mention 'Melon Laird Ozai'...?
(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/avatar/images/1/1c/Melon_Lord.png)
No, I said mellon nin, which is Elvish (Quenya, I believe) for my friend. (I got it right this time, though. :giggle: Remember, Kade?)
Although there does seem to be a joke somewhere that says Elves call their friends that live by a river "water mellons".
I do remember, and I checked to make sure this time as well, 'cause I was like "Ooooooooooh! *Checks* Oh...." :giggle:
Heehee.
I rarely use socks. I just wear sandals.
That makes sense. Socks and sandals are a no.
Shoes and no socks are also a no.
Shoes and no socks is what I do pretty much all the time.
Stinky foot.
About socks, nobody wears them...
Spoiler
I am an Elf. I do not care of these matters... *wanders off with a vague look on its face, singing about trees*
I am a Dwarf. I will only wear big scary boots! *raises axe and screams Dwarfish things (?)*
I am a Man, so I wear shoes, obviously! *ties shoelaces*
I'm a Hobbit, and we do not want any shoes here, thank you!
ALL THE ENTS (in unison): Hooooooooom, we must not be hasty. Let us think... *Entmoot for 300 years*
. . . .
Spoiler
That was unnecessary and a waste of space. I don't wear socks though.
But wearing shoes without socks get stinky
I would know
I've done it
Exactly my point.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on August 31, 2022, 11:19:45 PMAbout socks, nobody wears them...
Spoiler
I am an Elf. I do not care of these matters... *wanders off with a vague look on its face, singing about trees*
I am a Dwarf. I will only wear big scary boots! *raises axe and screams Dwarfish things (?)*
I am a Man, so I wear shoes, obviously! *ties shoelaces*
I'm a Hobbit, and we do not want any shoes here, thank you!
ALL THE ENTS (in unison): Hooooooooom, we must not be hasty. Let us think... *Entmoot for 300 years*
Spoiler
That was unnecessary and a waste of space. I don't wear socks though.
So, does that mean I'm an Elf? Or a Hobbit? Or a Dwarf?
Definitely a dwarf. That's why you have a beard.
Lettuce viz a beard...?
It's more likely than you think.
That's so, but she wears her hair in elven plaits.
'az oppozed tae Elven zalad bovlz...?
@Flib Bigboat , come settle this!
Come settle what?
Ze Zcore, o' courze.
*Walks out in a referee outfit.* I declare that, via having the highest score... Kade is the winner!
*Wins*
*Bonkz Kade o'er ze 'ead viz a rubber mallet viz a zock pulled o'er it*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 12, 2022, 04:01:55 PMZe Zcore, o' courze.
*settles the score by building a house on top of a pile of music sheets*
GOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!
*Ze crovd gaez vild, und zen fallz back azleep*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 27, 2022, 08:14:17 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 12, 2022, 04:01:55 PMZe Zcore, o' courze.
*settles the score by building a house on top of a pile of music sheets*
Not quite what I'd call a firm foundation XD
Ye zhould make a note on zat.
Nah, I'd rather rest.
Ah zink ve're in treble...
Well, finding trouble is my forte after all.
Ye lead a very octave loifeztyle, dinnae ye?
What can I say? I'm a straight up G.
Unlezz ye're a lyre...
Puns.
I love it.
I dunno what he's harping on about.
It vid be noice if 'e vid pipe doon...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 22, 2022, 06:57:34 PMI dunno what he's harping on about.
Probably about the harp that breaks its strings when its owner tells a lie.
Ah'll get Bach tae ye on zat...
A pun so stretched may lead to violince, so be careful ^-^
::) You're asking for treble the more you string these puns out. Soon, you'll run out of wind and have to face the repercussion of your actions. Next time, don't get so keyed in on wordplay and just try to end your day on a high note; you don't want your friendships to fall off a clef over a trivial thing like puns. Maybe you enjoy the dissonance and I'm just dampening the mood, but I'm no soundboard when it comes to matters such as this.
Orchestra
What part of "orchestra" is a pun?
That was the joke ;)
I don't get it.
But let's not end this discussion on a bad note.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 20, 2022, 02:36:59 AM::) You're asking for treble the more you string these puns out. Soon, you'll run out of wind and have to face the repercussion of your actions. Next time, don't get so keyed in on wordplay and just try to end your day on a high note; you don't want your friendships to fall off a clef over a trivial thing like puns. Maybe you enjoy the dissonance and I'm just dampening the mood, but I'm no soundboard when it comes to matters such as this.
Verdauga
flutin' 'iz zkillz again... Ach...
You mean Bach, not Ach.
Ah avready zaid
Bach.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 28, 2022, 10:40:29 PMAh'll get Bach tae ye on zat...
Zee? Ah tend tae
refrain from repeatin' mezelf.
But Bach sounds more melodious than Ach.
Tuba.
Gusla.
*Bump*
Juzt tae let everybeazt ken, ze Eater O' Zockz 'az been zoighted. Be varned.
Oh, you mean Kade?
Nyet, Ah mean ze vone from ze Dizcvorld. Zeveral zockz 'ave avready been eaten. Ach...
Ah, okay.
Well, there really is nothing to worry about, unless we all happen to be mistaken for socks.
Ve could put a giant zock o'er Kade...
Good idea.
No sock is large enough.
*Borrovz a zock from a giant und putz it o'er Kade*
My pinky toe is now warm. *Floats away as angelic music plays*
*Ze Eater O' Zockz eatz ze zock* Ach, zat didnae vork. Toime fer a different ztrategy. Wingardium Changuz Intae Zockzoz! *Turnz Kade intae a giant zock*
That, sir, is not a spell. ::)
If you want, I can give you the correct incantation.
Aye, zure. Ah could turn 'im intae a tea cozy again, taae. Ach...
Te mutare in soccis!
(I change you into socks!)
I don't think there's a Latin word for tea cozy. Or an Ancient Greek one, for that matter.
Accordin' tae Google Tranzlate (zae take it viz a grain o' zalt) ze Greek tranzlation iz:
Τσάι Cozy
*Uzez ze incantation tae turn Kade intae a giant zock*
(How long do you think he'll stay like that?)
Lang enough fer ze Eater O' Zockz tae eat 'im, 'opefully...
We can always hope.
*Isn't around to be changed into anything in the first place*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 11, 2023, 03:43:27 PM*Isn't around to be changed into anything in the first place*
(In vhich caze...)
Accio Kade! *Changez ze na' prezent Kade intae a giant zock via ze incantation*
*Stands by in case something bad happens, as it inevitably will*
Can the floor we're standing on support an otterbadger-sized rock?
Zure, tiz reinforced viz giant Zpider vebbin'. Ye could 'ave an 'undred Otterbadger-zized zockz und it vid ztill be good.
*In ze mentoime, ze Eater O' Zockz appearz und eatz ze Otterbadger-zized zock*
Zere ve gae. Mizchief managed.
Is the rock-eater another otterbadger?
Ah dinnae zink zae.
Then what is it? What could stand the magnificence of an otterbadger, dulled though it is by rock?
42.
*Eats everyone*
Oy! Ye juzt gaet eaten by ze Eater O' Zockz- ye cannae eat anyvone!
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 15, 2023, 06:28:28 PMThen what is it? What could stand the magnificence of an otterbadger, dulled though it is by rock?
Not you, and that's all you need to know.
If you don't believe me, ask Kade.
Why is this topic still active
Edit: Oh wait-
Ach, necromancy.
Welp, I did what had to be done
You have committed the unthinkable, and for what? A dead topic?
*Ze Zpanizh Inquizition appearz*
Spare me!
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:O please?
Never.