As you pull back the tent flap a waft of sweet smelling herbs accompanied by a soft purple smoke reaches your nose. You enter and the smell engulfs you. The tent is dark the only light being that of five candles set on a low table and the open tent flap behind you. You let the flap fall and it's suddenly dark. You wait a few seconds for your eyes to adjust and then sit down on a large cushion. The candles flicker as you pass by and the smell grows stronger. Across the table from you hangs a thin curtain. You can see the silhouette of a creature on the other side. She speaks in a slow silky voice.
"Yes what is it you wish to know?"
What your doing Faiyloe
Vhy doez yer cryztal bav 'ere zay Made In China?
Quote from: rachel25 on August 15, 2013, 04:23:32 PM
What your doing Faiyloe
She's doing a fancy version of an "Ask Faiyloe" thread. ;)
I do not have a crystal ball! Now I will tell you of your future!
Um Faiyloe your curtain is made in a shop next my house and little country villages aren't that mystical
Are you a Sherlock Holmes fan
Not yet...
Well you should be I've only just got into it and now I'm a huge Sherlock fan :)
Are you a goldfish murderer
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 15, 2013, 04:27:42 PM
I do not have a crystal ball! Now I will tell you of your future!
Okay zen. Ah'll juzt chuck ziz cryztal bav zen. *Crazh*
... no now enough about me I'm here to talk about you!
... Rachel Your mind place will be invaded by an outsider and only after much loss and fighting on both sides will you be able to drive him out.
Ach, okay zen. If zree voodchuckz chucked zree chucked vood, an' ziz vood 'ad been chcuked avready by anozer voodchuck, 'ov many voodchuckz are in ze firzt o' ze voodchuck trio'z family?
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 15, 2013, 04:39:16 PM
... no now enough about me I'm here to talk about you!
... Rachel Your mind place will be invaded by an outsider and only after much loss and fighting on both sides will you be able to drive him out.
it's not possible to get to my mind palace only I can go there but if someone did I'd bet them and execute their leaders in front of my people
@ Rachle: Well that is what is going to happen.
@ HIAG: ... I am sorry I can not deduce a meaning to you question under that thick ascent.
I bet your faking >:(
am I going to turn blue and grow wings tomorrow when I'm out riding
No but your horse will.
What is my future, O famous Faiyloe?
Mine too I don't believe in fortune tellers but I'm bored so carry on
Mask you will lose you rudder and become a master of disguise.
Thats probley the only true thing you said
:P
And you Vilu will be hunted down by a warrior mouse and slain.
that sounds about right
I'd start worrying now if I were you. If you meet any mice I'd stay clear.
Me or Vilu
Vilu. You on the other hand should worry more about abnormal rabid unicorns.
I am the one who created abnormal rabid unicorns and they obey me so no worry there
But they will turn on you that is the danger of creating such an unpredictable army.
I'll just go to my mind palace and let them destroy earth :)
That is what you think but that will only make things worse they will seek revenge and hunt you down.
cool ;D
Will I become famous anytime soon?
Will I be remembered after I die?
Will I be famous after I'm dead?
Will I become a frog and learn to tap-dance (I can tap dance I learned when I was little)
@ Rainshaddow: Not likely.
@Rachel: If you drink this you will.
Ooooooo give it to me it will work as a poison for Ungatt Moohhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No it wont.
why :(
because that would be wrong!
how he's a wildcat there not very nice creatures
Every one should have a second chance no matter their race!
What will my future be ;)
To rule the cellars with me at your side.
What will MY future be?
you will fined buried treasurer.
Will I ever be able to get all of this hairspray outta my hair? (I have to have silly hair for Seussical, 'cause I'm a Who, so now I have hair from the 80s. :-\)
My hair looks something like this, but messy in front of the headband as well
(http://content.latest-hairstyles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/super-short-curly-hairstyle-angle.jpg)
No never you will be like that forever unless you wash your hair in this herbal bath here three times a day.
Got any more future for me? ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 15, 2013, 10:04:34 PM
No never you will be like that forever unless you wash your hair in this herbal bath here three times a day.
Haha! You, madam, are wrong! I got it out just by showering! >:D :P
Will I ever be as famous as you, Madam Faiyloe?
Will I get a girl friend?
Will I ever get a boyfriend?
Will I ever be as beautiful as my beauty queen cousin who I resemble? Or will I have to spend the rest of my life being merely pretty?
@ Leatho: Yes but I cant promise you'll have her for very long.
@ Rainshadow: You on the other hand are hopeless.
@ Mask: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It is not the way you look that makes you a good person but what is in your hart.
What will her name be?
That is for me to know and you to find out.
Your still faking
Well if I tell you to much it could be disastrous!
will my hair go the same lovely brown as my older sisters.
Will I get to watch the new series of Sherlock Holmes or will I have to wait till the box set comes out.
will my guinea pigs (who are five years old) die this year and if so will they have a happy and quiet death
No not at the moment. Except for the fact that one of you explosions will be the death of you.
is that for all my questions Rusvul was a way better fortune teller
Quote from: rachel25 on August 17, 2013, 02:06:36 PM
is that for all my questions Rusvul was a way better fortune teller
No worries she is faking
How do you know *says in creepy voice*
Because all fortune tellers fake
how do you know that!
Because I do
I predect Vilu getting kicked outta here soon.....
your good at this. ;D
Cheers ;D Will I meet you in RL?
Real Life.
oh
Most likely not and even if we did we wouldn't know it was us.
You could both were name tags that have your Redwall names
All the time. that would be weird.
I think she means weird ;D and anyway if Faiyloe lives in a different country to Shade then it would be a little hard for them to meet
Will the eyeliner and mascara ever come off of my eyes? (Ugh, right now I look a bit like Captain Jack Sparrow with all the stupid stage makeup that wouldn't come off!)
Yes eventual. (I sympathies.)
When will I get a pair of bladerunning shoes?
Right now. ;D *hands Shade a pair*
Will my sister leave home when she's 18 :( (please say no)
It is very likely.
:'( WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what does G2G mean
Got to go. ;D
Madame, what does the future hold for Charles Vincent Aeber St. Berges? (My pet Swanko-zilla)
I would be able to answer that if I knew what you just said. ???
A Swanko-Zilla is a genetically modified dinosaur that wears a party hat and dances to funky jazz music, and prefers vegetables.
oh... I knew that. He will gouge him self on vegetables till he starves to death.
Oh....I see
will my guinea pigs eat all the grass I gave them today
only if the grass is purple.
in that case no b/c they don't like purple grass ;)
will I have to come off the computer soon
That's Ok me two.
how old are you Faiyloe I was just wondering b/c it isn't on you profile
yea how old are you?
She sent me a message but I will not give her age away (many b/c she didn't tell me ;))
do I have to take my little brother to his tennis class soon
How long will it take for this horrible scar to heal?
Which one?
This one on my wrist. Tripped over, and smashed a tile, and a sharp piece cut me...
ouch. :-\ ya i just smashed my hand into my desk really hard and now it hurts and i am attempting to type only with my left hand. so no capital letters. and yes... most likely... hopefully... maybe... i don't know.
Oooo. :( Hope your ok, thankfully I have had a few days for this to heal...
ya its not that bad just annoying. i type so slow with one hand.
So thats why Ive been waiting! ;D Only joking! ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D.
A few more ;D s later...... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :o
The smileys never end
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
no they don't I'm going to make Shade and Faiyloe a topic where they can just smile at each other if they keep doing this :P
Lol. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
THAT'S IT! *goes to make Faiyloe and Shade a topic where they can smile at each other*
OK
Are you still telling people's fortunes, Faiy?
Too many smilies lag the page for me.
A cloaked fox steps in, and crosses his arms. "You're not the only seer here. I am Omniscent Rusvul, seer of all things. And I see that you have copied my topic idea... But Omniscent Rusvul, (Seer of all things) is also Omniforgiving- I shall let you live."
Can you predict my future?
Well, tomorrow, you will live.
you will say "the"
Ni!
Must, not, say, word!
*Vavez 'iz 'and* Ye vant tae 'eat a yellov zubmarine!
Stops listening
Vot did ye zay?
WHAT!
I predict that you will all eat and enjoy at least one mushroom in your lifetime. Also, you will continue to hi-jack Faiy's thread. Probably.
More than one.
I predict Faiyloe is mad at us for messing with her thing
Actually I couldn't care in the slightest! Burn it down for all I care. Now I am off the go fight giant lizard people with the Doctor!
I'm a troll and I'm in a cave. Leave me be.
Faiyloe, I want to know what I am getting for Christmas this year. ;D
I want to know if I'll get rid of Tyrull before he takes over my body
Of course you won't
SHUT UP
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 03, 2014, 12:22:20 AM
Actually I couldn't care in the slightest! Burn it down for all I care. Now I am off the go fight giant lizard people with the Doctor!
An' vhich "giant lizard people" are ye referin' tae?
IF sshe ssayss Trandossshanss, I AM going to eat her.Bossk, zhe zaid "viz ze Doctor". Ah dinnae zink zere are any Trandoshans in Doctor Vho.
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 03, 2014, 12:22:20 AM
Burn it down for all I care.
Great idea *burns down topic*
*Le bump*
I wanna know my future. Like, what'll be goin' in a year or two. Ya gotta tell me
@Faiyloe.
OooOooh! Can I be next? I want to find out if my skin ever clears up.
Use cosmetics.
They make everything worse.
I wanna know if I will ever make any friends. :) :-[ >8( 8D ยบ-) :-[
It's what I do.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HeartyPopularAmphibian-small.gif)
How do you think he got so pretty? Duh.
Obviously.
(Men have skin too. I intend to look the same age until I turn 70 then age thirty years in two days.)
Mm, that is how it should be done.
@Faiyloe, does my skin ever clear up?