A zimple game. Ze firzt member poztz zummat 'appenin' tae ze next member tae pozt, und zen zat zecond member poztz 'ov zey zurvived zaid occurrence ztartin' viz "...but I Escaped Beacuse" und poztz zummat tae 'appen tae ze next member, und zen etc.
Fer Example-
Member 1: The next poster is set on fire.
Member 2: ...But I Escaped because I always carry a Fire-extinguisher.
The next poster is dropped in a volcano.
Zae, Let uz zee...Ze next pozter iz aboot tae be clonged by ze Joseph Bell vhich iz favin' dovn on zem.
...But I escaped because this event takes place after the original Redwall, so the Joseph Bell no longer exists. Whoops.
The next poster is swarmed by giant, disease-carrying mozzies.
...But I escaped because I am too OP and a Gary-Stu, and they couldn't lay a finger on me. *wink wonk*
The next poster is thrown down a volcano! >:D
...But I escaped because the volcano was an extinct one, and rather than lava, the crater only contained a small lake of non-harmful water.
The next poster is shot thirty-two times in the skull by a .50cal revolver.
...But I SURVIVED because I have two skulls and the one that was shot wasn't needed anyway.
The next poster is turned into a roast chicken and descended upon by a gang of unruly chihuahuas.
But I escaped because I ate the chihuahuas.
The next poster is forced to eat surstromming.
...But I escaped because my chicken-flesh produced a toxin that allowed me to transfer my consciousness into anything that ate it. I possessed a chihuahua and ran off, spending the rest of my days being pampered by a sweet old lady.
EDIT: Ninja'd
...But I cut my tongue out before I ate the surstromming. Once the disgusting stuff was no longer in my system, as I expulled it by eating large quantities of chili, I simply reattached my tongue. Good as new.
The next poster is superglued to an atomic bomb, which is detonated in the middle of the pacific ocean.
...But I escaped because my skin is able to secrete a liquid which removes super-glue; and since I am capable of flying, I fly away before the bomb explodes.
The next poster is trapped in a cage and lowered into boiling water, filled with boiling-water-resistant squid which will eat your flesh.
...But I escaped because the squid couldn't get through the bars of the cage. :p I just grabbed the top of the cage, squeezed through the gap in the bars, and climbed the rope to safety with no more injuries than a stubbed toe and one little burn on my ankle.
The next poster is inflated with helium like a balloon, all their orifices are plugged, and they are catapulted into the stratosphere.
But I escaped because I bounced off a balloon and landed on a needle, which popped me and let me deflate before I flew away again.
The next person is in the middle of the ocean with a hundred sharks trying to eat them.
But I escaped because I swam to the bottom and evolved into a rock and sharks don't eat rocks so it allowed for many years to pass until a fisherman accidentally caught me in his net and threw me onto the shore and I turned back into a pine marten.
The next poster is locked in a blender.
...But I escaped because the blender was fortunately switched off. After several failed attempted at breaking through the glass I managed to meddle the blades and internal electronics to create a makeshift electronic battering ram and bust my way out.
The next person to post has just jumped out of a plane but forgot to take a parachute...
But I escaped because LITTLE KNOWN FACT I am actually a flying squirrel.
Nah, I was just wearing a wingsuit ;D
The next poster was inadvertently turned into a real poster, featuring an illustration of them (possibly by- horror of horrors- Gary Chalk) and hung on the wall of Skarzs' bedroom.
...But I escaped because the poster was so awful Skarzs threw it out the window in disgust.
The next poster is eaten by a 6 year old child pretending to be a velociraptor.
But I escaped because I am a velociraptor and I ate the child from the inside out.
The next poster gets sucked into a black hole and finds themselves surrounded by space snakes.
...But I survived and escaped thanks to my quick wits, and a lucky combination of oxygen, deoxyribonucleic acid strands, and space snake blood which when infused creates a small time space portal through which I could escape the black hole.
The next person to post is strapped down in iron chains with their head stuck in place unable to escape while being forced to watch all the Twilight movies while Justin Bieber music is played full blast into their ears for ten hours straight.
But I escaped because I blew up into tiny, finger sized hobbits and ran away screaming.
The next poster has been buried ten ft underground after being beaten over the head by a shovel until they saw unicorns.
...but ah ezcaped becauze zecretly ze Unicornz vere actually Flitchaye in dizguize vhom unburied und rezcued me.
Ze next pozter iz ambuzhed by rabid meat-eatin'-Beetlez und devoured zlovly.
But I escaped because that was a glass copy of myself. I'm really sipping pepsi in a tree.
The next poster has had both their ears cut off and thrown of a cliff and they jumped off after them.
...but Ah ezcaped becauze ah caught me earz, returned zem tae me 'ead, und landed on a conveniently placed floatin' tovel-covered pillov.
Ze next pozter iz zrovn intae a pit o' zree-tailed zcorpionz.
But I escaped because, with three tails, the scorpions were back heavy and fell harmlessly onto their stingers. I walked out.
Next person is hung, drawn, and quartered.
But I escaped because, I'm a Shellound....(and I had good friends)
The next poster is thrown into the lake with the Slothunog
But I escaped because I just climbed out of the lake. And because Slothunog is dead.
The next person is turned into a "Shellound", causing them to cease to exist as there is no such thing as a "Shellound." ;)
But I escape because if I was turned into one, it exists because I do.
The next person is mauled by cats.
...But I escaped because, as a dog person, a pack of nearby canines rushes to my aid, slays the foul cats, and frees me from the torment.
The next person is trapped in the Forum CYOA.
...but Ah ezcaped becauze ah vaz poztin' in zat anyvay (Ze Vorld Var I vone, anyvay) und alzae 'ad a button on ze zcreen zat zayz 'ome vhich returnz me tae ze 'ome page.
Ze next pozter iz dragged kickin' und zcreamin' intae a loch o' Quickzand.
But I escaped because I used the person who dragged me into the loch as a step to step out.
The next poster is turned into HiAG and chainsawed by Groddil for getting the Forum CYOA confused with the World War One CYOA.
But I escaped because I gave you the real HIAG.
The next person to post was sucked into the vaccuum of space.
...but I escaped because I flicked the off switch.
The next person to post will be trapped inside Donald Trump's hair.
... But I escaped because he has no hair.
The next person to post is trapped inside this thread forever. Until the end of time. If they leave they die.
...but I escaped because I died. ;D
The next person to post is stuck being a Slytherin.
But I escaped because according to Pottermore, I'm a Gryffindor. (I consider myself to be a Slytherin, but y'know).
The next person to post is on Alderaan when it was shot by the Death Star.
...But I escaped because I don't like Star Wars. ;D
The next person to post will be trapped in North Korea.
But I escaped because the Earth's magnetic field short-circuited (Is that even possible?) and north became south, therefore I was actually in South Korea :P and as such was not trapped.
The next person to post will be brutally murdered by the person standing right behind them. >:D
But I escaped because there's no one behind me.
The next person to post will spontaneously combust.
But I escaped because I am not spontaneous, therefore I was ready for combustion and prepared a fire-immunity potion.
The next person to post will be crushed by a giant turtle.
...but I survived because the giant turtle was actually a stuffed animal.
The next person to post will die and slow, painful death over the next 1,000 years.
But I escaped because I died a normal death at the age of 97.
The next person to post will suffocate in a giant three-mile in diameter cake.
But I escaped because it was of a normal height and I just stood up. I then proceeded to eat all the cake I could ever want.
The next person will be put in an underground bunker that has no exits and will starve to death.
But I escaped because the bunker was made out of broccoli and I had a shovel so I tunneled out and ate all the broccoli.
The next person to post is trapped by broke-ness and homelessness.
...but ah ezcaped beauze ah conveniently von ze lottery und zuz 'ad money und zen bought a farmouze tae live in.
Ze next pozter iz forced tae vatch endlezz political debatez on ze troublin' izzuez o' paintin' vheelz blue und ztartin' ze alphabet viz A.
...But I escaped because I live in a cave in the wilderness and do not have anything to watch this political debate on. Also it is too dark to see anything.
The next person to post is killed by carnivorous pot plants.
But I escaped because I carry a flamethrower
The next person to post has lost their humanity and is slowly dying of a lack of purpose.
But I escaped as an undying lich whose purpose is to regain his humanity.
The next person to post is jettisonned into space in a defective shuttle.
But I escaped because Chief O'Brien was on board and fixed the shuttle in no time.
The next person to post is dragged into a cave by a horde of gerbils.
But I escaped because I'm a world renowned gerbil trainer and now have a horde of them to do my bidding! Mwa to the ha to the ha ha ha
The next person accidentally decided to get into a fist fight with a Gundam!
But I escaped because I accidentally punched it with an Imperial blockade runner.
The next person to post has been dropped among the bombs in a bombing run.
But I escaped because all of them malfunctioned and didn't go off (and presumably I had a parachute or something).
The next person to post crashed on Mars.
But I escaped because I escaped into Ravnica.
The next person to post got stuck in a cave.
But I escaped because I had an unbreakable diamond pickaxe.
The next person to post got stuck in a video game.
I didn't try to escape because who wouldn't want to be stuck in Termina ( you know... after the moon craziness )?
The net person to post got locked in a basement.
But I escaped because Teer was with me.
The next poster gets trapped on this page!
But I escaped because I pressed alt f4 (I didn't, but y'know).
The next poster gets stuck in a fishing net.
I lie there and cry util help comes.
The next person to post is duct taped to the wall.
But I escaped because the wall was made of soggy newspaper.
The next poster has been locked in an attic!
But I escaped because I had c4 with me.
The next poster has been trapped in their own mind.
But I escaped 'cause I don't have one.
The next person to post gets a teapot jammed on their head.
But I escaped because the teapot wasn't big enough (yes, I know that that's big-headed).
The next person to post gets stuck in a plane that's about to crash.
But I escaped because it had only just taken of and was about a centimetre off the ground.
The next person to post is stuck in a coffin which is buried very deep underground.
But I escaped because I am a muscly foremole, and the coffin and dirt are no match for me.
The next poster is ripped limb from limb, and cooked over a rat's campfire in mossflower.
But I escaped because Axtel was nearby.
The next poster is a rat with Axtel nearby
No Escape.
Death Imminent.
Thread dead.
But I escaped because skillz.
The next poster is trying to save an elderly kitten from being hit by a dump truck.
*Contemplates "Elderly Kitten"*
"How can a kitten be elderly?"
"Are we supposed to be the kitten?"
But I escaped because there was nothing keeping prisoner...
TPBM is up a tree, surrounded by giant, angry, muscular, Dobermans.
But I escaped because they are good boyos
TPBM is in a high security dungeon and doesn't realize the door isn't locked.
But I escaped because... I know I am allowed to leave, I am a prison guard.
TPBM is a German Shepard with a cone of shame on.
(https://thehappypuppysite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/Dog-Cone-Making-The-Best-Choice-For-Your-Injured-Pet-HP-long_.jpg)
It gets taken off because I am a god boy.
TPBM is playing hide and seek but they get stuck and nobeast can hear them (this has happened to me).
But I escaped because somebody saw me.
TPBM is floating in dead space
But I escaped because I can teleport.
You are surrounded by a cult doing the Macarena.