So, we all have an insane counterpart.
Rainshadow's got Rainy. (Dare I speak his name....)
Rachel's got Rachy.
CornflowerMM's got Corny. (I'm sensing a pattern here...)
Skarzs has the multiple voices in his head.
Jet has the bajillion dimensional wars in his head.
My question is, what are your insane counterparts?
Luvvy. he's not sane. He likes to assault me with twenty pound brass lampshades. What a jerk. Oh, and he makes anchovies machine-gun out of your computer and into your face if you don't say his name in color and with a capital L.
Hmm, thanks, Masky... ::)
The voices command you to speak with more respect of them.
O-O
The voices heard me... Oh dear.
Anyways, my counterpart is the Emotional Cyberman. He gets mood swings. Quite a bit actually.
Quite... Quite frequently.
Mine's leagho.....thanks rain.
Join Us To Take Over The World.
I have many insane counterparts.
Jess, my evil twin, (either that or I'm the evil one... It depends on the day, really.)
Chepsonek, the head of the other counterparts (only because she was the first.)
Roverindon, the crazy one. He's whacked, but super loyal.
And last but not least, Phyl, the voice in my head who likes tea. (Lots and lots and lots of tea.)
Oh, and Skarzs, Phyl wants you to know that Phyl would be glad to join your voices.
What do I got
Join Us Phyl.
You Must.
It Is Vital That You Do, Or You Shall Be Crushed Beneath Our Forces Like Tea Leaves.
"You are impertinent little things, aren't you. Can you really crush the one who conquered the sun?"
PHYL!!!!!!!!!!!! Off that subject. Honestly. Stop. Now.
Skarzs voices, do try not to encourage Phyl's delusions. Last time this happened, the furniture got all burnt.
Who Cares?
A Pyromaniac Would Be A Valuable Asset.
Hey, don't look at me. I'm just the bearer of ill beings.
We Heard That.
Lol.
Nonononononono! Don't say thaaatttt.....
"I am not a pyromaniac! I am a god of fire! I am the creature all fear!"
Crackerpoodles. Someone get me some tea, please.
Dudes, I can hear Phyl from a hundred feet away!
Oh Shut Up.
You first.
Accursed Humans.
Always Meddling With The Affairs Of Higher Beings.
Know what? If you don't quiet down a bit, I'm going to listen to Monstercat and Skrillex.
NNNOOOOOO!!!
ANYTHING BUT THAT!
;D They cannot help but hear it, and can do nothing to stop it.
Geh. Phyl is loouuuddd.. But I can't stop Phyl, 'cause I'm crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
I don't listen to Monstercat or Skrillex, are they good? I'm something like a shut-in, so my knowledge of popular music is very small...
Well this is a conversation for "What are you listening to right now" in the Front Lawns or something like that, but the Cellars are always off-topic.
Skrillex and Monstercat are Dubstep groups, very loud and, well, dubsteppy. I don't listen to them much but it's the voices' kryptonite. I can't recommend them. :P
Don't You Dare.
What I usually listen to is Approaching Nirvana. One of the best groups out there. Check them out.
Haha, oops. Silly me.
I'll look that up. Thanks!
"Hey you, don't pull any funny stuff with Rose, ne?"
Cheps, shut up.
What?
I Do Not Understand That Either, Cheps.
Prepare To Be Annihilated.
Well, I've just got the Other Me, with whom I frequently discuss embarrassing things, like the stories I wrote three years ago, who I like, and what a loser I am in public.
Shut up. You're not that bad.
Oh, come on, everyone loves talking about what a dork they are.
Thinking like that will only get you depressed, Tiria.
Shut up.
...As you can see, she's kind of patronizing.
Wh-What... Have I created with this topic?
"Cheps does that. On a regular basis. Nobody understands her much. I'm Roverindon."
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on March 03, 2014, 02:59:04 AM
Mine's leagho.....thanks rain.
I do believe it's pronounced
Leatgo, Leatho. ;)
Oh, and Rainy is usually only called Rainy by me. He prefers Dr. Rainy.
*Awesome British accent* Well, actually, I'm alright being ca- *Awesome British accent ends*
Shut up, Rainy.
*laughs nervously* I have no idea what you're talking about! A bajillion dimensional wars in my head, I'll have you know that there's only one and he was a king and a mass murderer not a war, I'm managing to keep him locked away most of the time but- oh hell no!
My my Nameless One, spilling secrets are we? Mauve wouldn't be happy
I honestly don't care Tyrull, I was the original Nameless One, Mauve just joined my world
Of course, how could I forget?
I don't know probably pretty easily, you being insane and all
*chuckles* Yes that would be it, did you know that I've perfected a way to shut down the nervous centre of your brain? If I do that, I can take over
Yeah, that's not going to happen because you were lying
Worth a shot, the shock might have allowed me to take over anyway. Have you seen Walker lately by the way? I think that was incredibly cruel on Mauve's part, separating you two
Walker can handle himself without me and I warn you, last time someone tried to manipulate me with Walker they ended up in a hundred pieces!
But just imagine it, Sagrad, Machampa, Morigas and Badabis rise up against the Nameless Ones and Walker, being only a minor Nameless One, is destroyed in the conflict
If you're trying to get yourself killed then you're going the right way about it
Just imagine it, Mauve calls you home and you think your sentence has been lifted but you arrive on the Nameless Planet and Mauve is standing there, his face unusually sombre...
I'm warning you Tyrull! Don't go there!
"...and he leads you across the war-torn wastes and to this body, there's a big gaping hole in the chest and blood pooled around his head and his shades are lying a few feet away and those red eyes of his are wide open in fear and he isn't breathing and- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
I WARNED YOU
B-but, y-your power sh-should be gone
Except when I'm not in full control of my emotions. Now are you going to apologise or do I have to make you?
I won't apologise, those images I planted in your brain will never fade, you know it. If I'd known torturing people by using others they know was so much fun, I would have done it years ago
I suggest you never do it again, I might not be so lenient next time
"La! You are all very funny."
Jess, shut up. They didn't ask for your opinion.
"I know. I gave it anyways."
YOU FORGOT ME! YOU FORGOT ME! HOW COULD YOU!
You made Eolyiaf mad you mad Eolyiaf mad! Run for cover!
The human called us funny, Nameless One
I'd noticed, oh hey I got my colour back!
Congratulations, you got a colour
Was that supposed to be sarcasm?
What was your first clue?
You realise that if I'm getting my colour back, my power is restoring right?
Fascinating, pity I'll break free before you get your power back
You hope
I make a reasonable guess, if your colour has only just returned then your power still has a long way to go. However I have been speaking to you longer than your colour has been returning, therefore it is likely that I will break out quicker than you will obtain power
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 03, 2014, 10:03:50 PM
YOU FORGOT ME! YOU FORGOT ME! HOW COULD YOU!
"Hmm? What a lovely shade of text. Eolyiaf, was it?"
Annndd there she goes, with her strange passion for the color yellow.
Quote from: Rainshadow on March 03, 2014, 08:41:33 PM
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on March 03, 2014, 02:59:04 AM
Mine's leagho.....thanks rain.
I do believe it's pronounced Leatgo, Leatho. ;)
Oh, and Rainy is usually only called Rainy by me. He prefers Dr. Rainy.
*Awesome British accent* Well, actually, I'm alright being ca- *Awesome British accent ends*
Shut up, Rainy.
Wanted to see if you would notice. 8)
....actually, I just forgot.
Yes and you are?
"Jess Vada. It's nice to meet you."
Nice to meet you what do you say about joining me and taking over the world!
Don't listen to her! don't do it!
Ah've got ze zillionz o' perzonalitiez jabberin' ava in me 'ead loike ze Galactic Zenate on Coruscant in Ztar Varz, each vying for zeir vizhez tae be carried oot. Ach!!!!
OI! GET THIS LUNATIC TO LISTEN TO ME! HE'S DELIBERATELY USED PROCEDURE TO DELAY MY SPEECH TO THE GROUP! BONK HIM ON THE HEAD IF YOU HAVE TO! SHOOT HIM! STAB HIM! JUST MAKE HIM LISTEN TO MEEE!!!!!!
Eh, 'zcuze me. Dinnae lizten tae a vord 'e juzt zaid. Ah've been tryin' tae get 'im tae be quiet for monzz!
SEE?! HE ADMITS IT! I CLAIM THE RIGHT TO HAVE ALL OF HIS PRIVILEGES REVOKED FOR A MONTH!
Oi, be quiet ye! Ye 'ave nay zuch roight! Guardz! Take 'im tae 'iz quarterz vhere 'e can calm dovn before rejoinin' uz!
DON'T LET HIM DO THIS TO ME! OI, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME! I REFUSE TO LEAVE! I WILL NOT BE SILENCED! RELEASE ME AT ONCE! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SPEAK! I SHALL HAVE MY SPEECH! WHAT? NO! NO! GET ME AWAY FROM THAT DOOR! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! YOU CAN'-
Um...dae excuze 'im. Ah'll get around tae 'iz zpeech eventually. Anyvay,-
Well, hello all o' ye! Flint's the name, and Ireland's where I'm fraem. So,-
ACH, FLINT! GAE BACK TAE YER SHAMROCKS! LET ME GET A CHANCE T'-
Ach, boz o' ye! Be quiet an' let me rezume me Cellarz zcavengin'! Flynn, Flint, arenae ye boz zuppozed tae be vatchin' Cheese any-..vay. Ye 'avenae been vatchin' Cheese, 'ave ye? Vhere did ye let 'im g-
YA-HEY! TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE CAR, YOU SHOULD REALLY USE A BAR! CANDY CANDY CANDY! I LIKE CANDY! CAN I HAVE SOME-
Na' matez! Get 'im! Flynn, ye zrov ze zheet over 'im! Flint, ye open ze door tae 'iz quarterz! Quick, ve've got tae get 'im in zere!............................
Well, Ah think we were successful in tha' particular scrap, nay?
Roight, na' let'z gae back tae ze Cellarz zcavengin'.
CHARGE!!! *CHARGES UP THE STAIRS*
Vait, na' 'ere-Gae back tae yer diggin' o' zat canal, pleaze..
G'day mates! Anyone 'appen t'see a dingo come along this way?
Yiss...I ate himmm. He wasss mossst delicioussss...
YE ATE 'IM?! AH GREAT...NA' YE'VE SET OFF BOSSK AGAIN......
AV O' YE!!!! BE QUIET AN' ZETTLE DOVN AFORE ME 'EAD EXPLODEZ FROM AV O' ZIZ COMMOTION! PLEAZE MATEZ, FOR ONCE-*Faintz*
*One o' Hiag'z earz tvitchez an' 'iz left eye zhootz open*
Ah like cereal!
What have I done?
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 03, 2014, 11:25:32 PM
Nice to meet you what do you say about joining me and taking over the world!
"I'd love to, when do we start?"
Oighhh...
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on March 04, 2014, 12:16:30 AM
What have I done?
"You started a thread. Rose and Jess are having fun though, so I thank you."
Can I have some fishy crackers?
Aye Cheese, ye can 'ave zome fizhy crackerz. 'ere are zome fizhy crackerz. *'and'z Cheese zome fizhy crackerz in 'iz mind* Ach...
KKKKK...I like fishy crackers. *Eats the fishy crackers*
Ach, ziz iz quite annoyin' zometoimez. Av o' zeze different perzonality'o jabber-Ach, vell-Ah guezz ah'm ztartin' tae move more viz ze Yuuzhan Vong na', apparently.
Dwi. These brenzlit fool'o are not helping you any.
Yomin, nae av o' zem are timid.
*Grunts*
Ach...
I like the fair!
Ach, nae again...*Ztartz bangin' 'iz 'ead againzt ze vav*
*Cheese starts banging his head against the wall with Hiag* I LIKE THIS GAME! HA-HA! *BONK BONK BONK*
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 03, 2014, 11:25:32 PM
Nice to meet you what do you say about joining me and taking over the world!
You Ingrate!
That Was Our Job!
You Are Supposed To Join Us!
Join Us.You're making the natives restless. . .
"We already formed an alliance. Now you have to join us."
You are most welcome to join us we all have the same goal We are stronger in numbers!
There Must Be An Alternative.
Here it comes. . .
Shut Up!
Join Us, And You Will Not Be Destroyed.
Or you could all just make an entirely new alliance in which none of you are complete leaders and aren't constantly fighting over supremacy.
He Has A Point.
Grumble Alright. What Say You?
Join us and we will take over the world!
Join Us!
You are all so. . . amateur! Shut up! All of you!
Good grief.
No!
They Are Resisting Alliance!
Did you not hear what I said?
This is actually frightening. ;D Good thing I'm free.
"We have already allied. By the way, how are we planning on taking over the world?"
Didn't think that far, did you guys?
Umm. . .
That's Classified.
You have no plans, do you?
No. . .
Shhh! That Shows Weakness!
Idiots.
We Heard That!
So did I. ;D I Have a plan! We will start by taking over the cellars on topic at a time. But we must bide our time gather our allies I have "borrowed" Some of Faiyloe's OITBs and put little chips in there heads making them loyal to me! They Will do whatever I say. *Evil laughs*
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I also have an evil robot! >:(
Now you need to convince your friends to join us.
Chips! Yummy. Crunch crunch crunch.
"Sounds fabulous."
Ok, heeerrreee we go again. Y'know, Jess has tried this before. Last time, she had to stop when the dragons on Kilimanjaro flamed her secret base.
Hello Tyrull.
You Requested Our Presense?
Greetings voices, I would like to help you take over the world if that's a thing you're still planning
Yes. . .
And No.
We Have Been Underestimated.
And Laughed To Scorn.
We Shall Show Forth Our True Power!
*an entire city sinks into the ground*
Ha! Burn And Conquer!
*Awesome British accent* Anyone care for a cookie? *Holds up tray of neatly placed thumbprint cookies* It's raspberry jam! *Awesome British accent ends*
Ooh! Don't mind if I do. *Eats a cookie* Mmm!
*Emotional Cyberman takes cookie*
"Ooh! Cookie"
*presses it against mouth-hole. Nothing happens.*
"Crud."
*Awesome British accent* Not to worry! *Holds up thumb drive* It has cookie files that taste like a cookie. They compatible with your technology? *Awesome British accent ends*
Didn't know you could taste files...
*Awesome British accent* Emotional Cybermen should be able to. *Awesome British accent ends*
I have a rubber duck named Frankie, who hates all fingers (except mine) and calls humans "Wannabe octopuses" He loves camping with the boy scouts and has a sleeping bag made out of a sock and a weird knot I had to learn to rank up in scouts. His favorite food is peanut butter and jelly with sardines. He is a black 8-ball duck. He hates it when anyone other me and other chosen ones touch him. He follows in the foot steps of his great great uncle Frankie Jones in multiple stop-motion movies. His weapon is a tac and a rubber band whip.
Quote from: Rainshadow on March 16, 2014, 08:01:04 PM
*Awesome British accent* Not to worry! *Holds up thumb drive* It has cookie files that taste like a cookie. They compatible with your technology? *Awesome British accent ends*
Didn't know you could taste files...
*Awesome British accent* Emotional Cybermen should be able to. *Awesome British accent ends*
*plugs it into one of the various outlets*
"Of course! USB technology is incorporated in most Cyberiads. Mm, this is good!"