Insane random battle in which we can godmod, but only in coming up with bizarre

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Uses a NOKIA phone to send an email* hehehe

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Sends a missile to stop it* *Grabs popcorn* Wait for it...


*BOOM*

[Ouroboros]

*Breaks Ouro's phone*

*Breaks Sebias's jaw*

Eh, I needed a new one anyway.

* Ouroboros buys new phone.

[The Grey Coincidence]

I may be severely wounded but... The NOKIA lives!

[Sebias of Redwall]

But can't go anywhere...thus making it useless. 

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Throws the NOKIA at Mickey Mouse Messenger*

[The Skarzs]

*The Micky Mouse Messenger is flattened to a molecule.*

[The Grey Coincidence]

Oops ...

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Horrified face*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Nervous chuckle* Nobody saw that right?

[The Skarzs]

I saw it.

[Sebias of Redwall]

I saw it.

I guess *nobody* did see it then.

[The Skarzs]

You.

[Sebias of Redwall]

 

[Corporal Rubbadub]

(i dont know so much about this topic, but from the name...)
*spongebob rises out of the heavens*