*Throws stars at people*
*Runs away*
*puts to stars together and throws the now double sized star at Rosie screaming "JEDI"*
*Runs faster*
*screams louder* I AM JEDI, FACE MY STARS
Noooooooo! *Runs even faster*
The Dark Vader cannot win, MY NAME IS JEDI AND I SHALL DESTROY YOU
*Throws a supernova*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
THE OLD GREEN DUDE CANT SAVE YOU NOOOWWW.
Yoda?
*throws big fat slug dude at Rosie*
I am the Sith!
Hello Sith, I am Jedi, I control stars *throws stars at Sith*
STAR WARS HATH BEGUN
The real star wars are two stars firing upon each other with heavy artillery.
Oh, err, *throws a supernova at firing stars*
*throws stars at Skarz*
Are those actual stars you're throwing at me, or just throwing stars?
They're stars that you throw.
They are star sized throwing stars, STAR WARS
Oh. Okay.
*Spreads arms wide to accept the oblivion that is coming for him.*
This thread pains me.
This threads me pains.
*Throws stars at thread*
I refuse to believe you know nothing about Star Wars.
*Throws stars at Hickory*
An appropriate response.
*Gets annihilated by the star thrown at me.*
death by star...
STAR WARS
*explodes star*
Answer me seriously, have you never seen Star Wars?
that would depend on your definition of star wars...
;D ;D ;D ;D
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Leia, princess of Alderaan was smuggling plans for the tyrannical Galactic Empire's new superweapon to the Rebel Alliance. Unfortunately her ship was accosted by Darth Vader, a leading enforcer of the Empire's regime, and right hand of the Emperor himself. Thankfully, Leia managed to stow the plans on a droid, along with a message for a lost warrior named Obi-Wan Kenobi. which she then sent to the planet below, named Tatooine. Vader did not believe her cover story of being on a diplomatic mission and had the Princess arrested. The droids were discovered by a young moisture farmer named Luke Skywalker, whose father was a Jedi Knight who fought in the legendary Clone Wars before the Empire took control. And it is there on Tatooine that the real story begins.
In that case, no I haven't seen the movies but I know some basic stuff, like how darth is actually Luke's dad and Yoda is green and the Jaba dude is kind of green and there is a cool robot who is friends with the guy that wears golden armor and there is an empire that strikes back and stuff
. . . You have ruined Star Wars for me.
Sorry, can I offer you a supernova as consolation?
Sigh
Watch the movies. Aside from the universe and the story itself, the original trilogy is a work of art and changed the world forever. They are classics, and worth watching simply to understand pop culture as well as gain greater insights to film.
I may be waxing lyrical about them, but there is a reason they are praised decades after the opening night.
(http://i679.photobucket.com/albums/vv155/StarryGirl_pics/Smileys/18.gif)
Quote from: alexandre on August 10, 2017, 01:02:01 AM
In that case, no I haven't seen the movies but I know some basic stuff, like how darth is actually Luke's dad and Yoda green and the Jaba dude is kind of green and there is a cool robot who is friends with the guy that wears golden armor and there is an empire that strikes back and stuff
The golden dude is actually a robot too.
Quote from: Hickory on August 10, 2017, 02:15:56 AM
Sigh
Watch the movies. Aside from the universe and the story itself, the original trilogy is a work of art and changed the world forever. They are classics, and worth watching simply to understand pop culture as well as gain greater insights to film.
I may be waxing lyrical about them, but there is a reason they are praised decades after the opening night.
I do want to get around to seeing the movies at some point, untill then... *throws stars at Hickory*
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 10, 2017, 02:34:02 AM
Quote from: alexandre on August 10, 2017, 01:02:01 AM
In that case, no I haven't seen the movies but I know some basic stuff, like how darth is actually Luke's dad and Yoda green and the Jaba dude is kind of green and there is a cool robot who is friends with the guy that wears golden armor and there is an empire that strikes back and stuff
The golden dude is actually a robot too.
WHAAAAT... my life is a lie
I only know about the golden guy and his robot because when I was like 8 I used to get the lego magazine thingy every month and sometimes they would have a lego star wars comic and it was the golden guy and the robot, I don't remember what was happening plot wise tho...
Also, one time a friend explained to me the whole Jedi Sith thing so I know that Jedi are good and Sith are bad and they both control the force which is an invisibly magic power that does stuff and Jedi are good and Sith are bad and apparently light sabers are better than guns in a fight, I still don't understand the logic behind that last one.
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/86/863479756191aed887ca94c3860218d7390e8bb2208774d3eed40041e2c6ad4c.jpg)
Okay, so both the gold guy (C3PO) and "his" robot (R2D2) are "droids".
Wait, so do they have emotions then?
Quote from: alexandre on August 10, 2017, 06:20:58 AM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 10, 2017, 02:34:02 AM
Quote from: alexandre on August 10, 2017, 01:02:01 AM
In that case, no I haven't seen the movies but I know some basic stuff, like how darth is actually Luke's dad and Yoda green and the Jaba dude is kind of green and there is a cool robot who is friends with the guy that wears golden armor and there is an empire that strikes back and stuff
The golden dude is actually a robot too.
WHAAAAT... my life is a lie
I only know about the golden guy and his robot because when I was like 8 I used to get the lego magazine thingy every month and sometimes they would have a lego star wars comic and it was the golden guy and the robot, I don't remember what was happening plot wise tho...
Ah, I see. We used to get that magazine too. XD
Quote from: alexandre on August 10, 2017, 06:20:58 AM
Also, one time a friend explained to me the whole Jedi Sith thing so I know that Jedi are good and Sith are bad and they both control the force which is an invisibly magic power that does stuff and Jedi are good and Sith are bad and apparently light sabers are better than guns in a fight, I still don't understand the logic behind that last one.
Lightsabers can be used to deflect shots from a blaster (pistol-type gun) - plus, they can cut through like 99% of materials with no resistance. They're pretty cool. ;D
*juggles supernovas*
Sounds like that baby turtle war.
baby supernova.
Mmpretty much.