*Ze Zree Bloind Mice bludgeon Znov-Vhite viz croquet-malletz*
*Screams*
*Hansel and Gretel are turned to stone by the White Witch.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 19, 2017, 02:46:17 AM
*Ze Zree Bloind Mice bludgeon Znov-Vhite viz croquet-malletz*
*The Big Bad Wolf saves Snow White by eating the mice and then hands her a gingerbread house to fatten her up.*
*Little Red Riding Hood finds Snow White and says, "What a large stomach you have!"*
*...Und iz promptly eaten by 'er ovn Granny*
*Screams even louder*
*Ze Gingerbread Man runz off viz one o' Cinderella'z glazz zlipperz*
*Eats the gingerbread man*
*Unfortunately, Rosie failed in eating the gingerbread man, as he was too fast. He just ran along until he met the Billy Goats Gruff.*
*Humpty Dumpty crashes in.* Through the window! . . . O'er the wall-!
*And landed at the feet of Mary Mary Quite Contrary!!!*
And was the kicked to the foot of a ginormous beanstalk.
Where he was eaten by the Pretty Maids all in a Row.
And then the little mermaid befriended the Snow Queen.
Who was rapidly digested by the Billy Goats Gruff.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Then the twelve princesses traveled east of the sun, west of the moon.
And discovered spinning wheel.
Unfortunately for them, the Beast had broken out of his castle.
The two little pigs were selling pork.
O_O
Little boy blue blew his horn to alert the authorities about the cannibalistic swine.
But it turned out that a man had sold them the pork saying that it was a magic bean.
After finding out it was actually pork the three little pigs all left to fling themselves off a cliff.
And fell on a spinning wheel.
A very large spinning wheel with a big spike.
Jack Sparrow was on top of the spinning wheel.
That's not a fairy tale.
It has mermaids, and magic, and voodoo, and curses, and Poseidon and Neptune and the Kracken...
Wat.
Quote from: Ashleg on September 22, 2017, 02:52:17 AM
It has mermaids, and magic, and voodoo, and curses, and Poseidon and Neptune and the Kracken...
Poseidon and Neptune are the same thing...
You and your mom are the same thing.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I should hope they're the same species.
He needs to confirm that.
Unless he's a test tube baby he and his mother are the same species.
I tend to agree with Skarzs... ;D
Because I'm a logical sausage.