AH! THE CHOCOLATE MUFFINS OF DEATH ARE ATTACKING THE REDWALL ABBEY FORUM!!!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_L8uF_0gfneo/SwLstGjlHkI/AAAAAAAAAao/kgmfGLuVwhE/s1600/chocolate_muffin.jpg)
DO NOT EAT THEM!!!!
I saw this thread coming after they "invaded" the rest of the Cellars.
Yup! I decided it was time to give them a home in the forum. NOW EAT THE MUFFINS!
I have a friend who likes to use deadly muffin as a username *takes a bite*
AHH! *eats a muffin* Mmm...
*splats muffins with fryin' pan* ;D
We need a good dungeon master to handle this menace.
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrn-YQJjPjP6uW_UHwjt-sXzUg622QojBxi0CsBaiwbQK6hLpOjA)
*eats a muffin*
*aaah death was worth it ;)
* takes another bite* this is good, and i'm not dead yet....
Hahaha! You will be soon!!
Looks... So.... Nummy.... What, wait.... HEEEEELLLLPPPP MEEEEE!!!!!
*burns muffins with a Pyro*
;D
Who is geek enough to know what THAT is? (I just found out today myself... I'm downloading it)
*chops into a muffin*
*dies*
It's still worth it mates!
MUST. NOT. EAT. MUFFINS!!!
wow... really... ?
YES REALLY!
;D
EAT THE MUFFINS OR I WILL KILL YOU!!! Oh wait... hmm... maybe I need to think this out a little bit more.
Quote from: Rainshadow on August 29, 2012, 11:36:14 PM
EAT THE MUFFINS OR I WILL KILL YOU!!! Oh wait... hmm... maybe I need to think this out a littbe bit more.
:P
Why should I refuse? Give me one good reason! Death? HA! I fear death not!
*Pencil dives into a muffin*
*Sniffs muffin and takes a huge bite* I thought this was a chocolate muffin of- arghhhh.
this topic just makes me want muffins. :P
*Eats muffin nonchalantly* Eh. Not as good as forbidden mod cookies.
*munches another*
Eat up, me hearties, om nom! Om, nom, om, nom, a baker's life for me! Hehe!
Quote from: Rainshadow on September 02, 2012, 12:17:45 AM
Eat up, me hearties, om nom! Om, nom, om, nom, a baker's life for me! Hehe!
ha ha :D
Lemme guess, you sang that. You didn't read it, you sang it. NOW EAT THE MUFFINS!!! *Shoves muffins at everyone*
*stuffs three muffins in Rain's face*
Ack! No! *Dies* *Ghost comes back to haunt Redwallfan7* Bwahahahahaha!!! *Shoves muffins at Redwallfan7*
*puts a protective force shield around me and fires more muffins at Rain* eat up mate!
Ahh! 'Tis a war!
No, 'tis a feast! And Redwallfan7, I can eat all I want! I'm dead already! *Eats muffins*
Hmm. I The War of the Feast of the Chocolate Muffins of Death!!!!! Makes sense, huh?
Perfect sense! Crystal clear! Now, eat the Muffins!!!!! >:D
Never, I can smell the death on them as well as the, as the delicious chocolate. *takes a big sniff and grabs two muffins*
*grabs three muffins*
Mine! *Tackles Redwallfan7* Gimme gimme!
Well, you're gonna die. Any last words?
*swipes the muffins back*
Yes! I want muffins! *Grabs muffins from nowhere and everywhere, and stuffs them down my throat.* Yu--ack! *Dies*
Yay! Join me in haunting the Muffin eaters! *Haunts Muffin eaters who haven't died yet* Wooooooooo! I'm a ghooooaaaassstttt!!!
*Eats more muffins and dies*
I'm deeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaad! And soooooon, you will be toooooooooooooo!!!!! Ooooooh! Join us, Redwallfan7!
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*sticks out tongue*
"I'm not shoopid! Will not eat your horrendous muffinks!"
*Eats a pop-tart*
*Brings a super delicious looking Muffin to danflorreguba* Y'know ya want it!
I'm not a muffin fan. :P ;D
They also come in cake form.
(http://favim.com/orig/201106/10/cake-chocolate-chocolate-cake-cute-drizzle-Favim.com-71417.jpg)
EAT!!!
Sorry, I eat NON-LETHAL German Choclate cake. >:D
(http://thekeystonebakery.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/German-Chocolate.jpg)
There ya go! Non-lethal German chocolate cake! Hehehe...
Yum! *grabs a slice*
Come on, Andrew! You know you want it!
Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
ICK! That was the sickest German Choclate cake I've EVER seen! :P ;D
(http://www.kraftrecipes.com/assets/recipe_images/Silky_Chocolate_Cheesecake.jpg)
Y'know ya wanna!
Yucky, looks like cheese cake.... I hate cheese.
(http://www.webanswers.com/post-images/8/86/8F8E60ED-BA01-4AAA-95FBD20AF7B3CCCF.jpg)
Y'know ya wanna!
You put NUTS on it! >:(
JUST EAT IT!!!! *Shoves cakes in Dan's face*
"Never!"
*turns into a pyro and torches cake*
:P
*Bakes fireproof cakes* Haha! Eat!
*Chops up with firemans axe*
;D
*bakes cakes with deadly poisen* har, har, eat up mateys!
*Shoves cakes in everybeasts faces* Eat!!
*Eats more* They're just muffins people. Don't get so excited.
*Scarfs down everything* Nom nom nom. :P
*Scarfs down four muffins* mmmmm ;D
*Eats Muffins* Eh, they aren't so bad once you're dead. Try some!
They really aren't! But, I'm already a ghost. ;D
YUUUMMMYYYY!! They look delicious! Must eat! *Eats muffin* Agh! Ahh! Ehh....
Muffin..... must eat muffin.....yummy....wait.....bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeckkkkkkkkkkk!
Muffin...Oozing Chocolate....Can't resist...*Bite* Ugh...
*Dies before eating muffin. "Wow that stinks they looked really good..."
*Eats the muffin in one bite* Mmm, it tastes good!
*dies...*
Um, why did Tam just die?
*THE FMC skips every page but 1 and destroys all muffins with a lazer bazooka bunny cannon* Pig leeches then invade and infest the topic*
*eats muffin, and gives one to my sister too*
It'll be worth it. ;D
I guess I'm like Frodo to The Ring when it comes to develish chocolate muffins...
I died because I died!
Quote from: danflorreguba on August 29, 2012, 03:45:31 AM
*burns muffins with a Pyro*
;D
Who is geek enough to know what THAT is? (I just found out today myself... I'm downloading it)
Ha! Yes! I got a joke that was over a year old!
???
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on December 11, 2013, 11:23:29 PM
Quote from: danflorreguba on August 29, 2012, 03:45:31 AM
*burns muffins with a Pyro*
;D
Who is geek enough to know what THAT is? (I just found out today myself... I'm downloading it)
Ha! Yes! I got a joke that was over a year old!
I get it also Lol!
*eats muffin* *robotic voice comes out of now here * You are dead. be more careful next time. (Thats what it says when you die on one of the computer games we have. No kidding. )
Quote from: Gnoflet on January 01, 2014, 10:12:16 PM
*eats muffin* *robotic voice comes out of now here * You are dead. be more careful next time. (Thats what it says when you die on one of the computer games we have. No kidding. )
Oh, yeah, no, I was playing co-op Portal 2 with my brother and GLaDOS gave him bonus points for accidentally killing me (something about a trust test. ::)). Then he did it again to see what she would do and she scolded him. Yet again he killed me, and she gave him something like 500 bonus points. Needless to say, I was not pleased.
Anyway, anyone want muffins? I baked a new batch. :)
RAINSHADOW! YOU BAKE THE MUFFINS OF DEATH! :o :o
I knew it! Now give me one, I'm starving! ;D
I want one too! *takes a muffin*
*Eats all the muffins.*
*...and then you die...*
*Robotic voice comes on again* You are dead be more careful next time.
*Awesome British accent* Does no one realize that you die once you eat the muffins? Seriously, stop eating them! Do you have a death wish? *Awesome British accent ends*
Hey! Rainy, shush! Go back to your cupboard!
*Awesome British accent* I shan't. *Awesome British accent ends*
Th-they look so good! I have to eat them, but I can't, but I want to! *Eats chocolate muffins of death*
*Cannon sounds* *Taps is played* Welcome to the life (or lack thereof) of a ghost, Russa!
NOOOO!!! My poor sister! :'( Russa, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
*Emotional Cyberman walks in* DELETE THE CUPCAKES! DELETE! DELETE! *deletes cupcakes*
I have not posted here. Now I have. Now I shall eat a cupcake. Nom.
Muffims people! They're called muffins! ::) *Munch*
Quote from: The Shade on March 02, 2014, 11:31:35 AM
Muffims people! They're called muffins! ::) *Munch*
I wont eat any
Muffims look ate the underlined words
Meh. *eats a homemade muffin*
...Remember back on page one when I ate a muffin and didn't die? Still not happening. Seriously, do you guys have extreme chocolate allergies or something?
Hey, I'm fine.
*muffin still in mouth* "Oomf, mime's juft fime."
Brings vanilla cupcakes of life
*"Accidentally" upturns the plate of Vilu's muffins.*
Ach, vell, ve ztill 'ave zeze candied chezknutterz viz icin' on zem! *Pazzez ze plate viz zem on it around*
PS- For zoze zat recognize zummat from ze very firzt Redwall Abbey Forum RP, zere'z brovnie pointz in it for ye!
I'm not that old.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 06, 2014, 01:46:51 AM
Ach, vell, ve ztill 'ave zeze candied chezknutterz viz icin' on zem! *Pazzez ze plate viz zem on it around*
PS- For zoze zat recognize zummat from ze very firzt Redwall Abbey Forum RP, zere'z brovnie pointz in it for ye!
I GET THE REFERENCE!!! :D
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on March 06, 2014, 01:40:39 AM
*"Accidentally" upturns the plate of Vilu's muffins.*
They aren't muffins there cupckes.
*Gives everyone one*
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on March 06, 2014, 01:56:43 PM
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on March 06, 2014, 01:40:39 AM
*"Accidentally" upturns the plate of Vilu's muffins.*
They aren't muffins there cupckes.
*Gives everyone one*
*Tosses cupcake in a roaring fire* I don't like vanilla. Only chocolate for the poor ghostie over here.
Someone please feed a poor wee ghostie a muffin of life!
*Cyberman walks in*
"Seeing that you have no taste for food, you will be upgraded. Stand by for your upgrade."
Blows up cyberman
Muffin please!
Alrighty! A nice, piping hot batch of Muffins comin' right up! *Pulls tray of Muffins out of the oven* *Holds tray out to Russa* You want one?
*Grabs muffin and takes bite* Delicious! * Dies*
Well, then, welcome to ghosthood! *Puts a lei of dead flowers on Russa's neck*
*Givez everybeazt a candied chezknutter viz icin' on zem* Enjoy!
*Eats chestnut* Aaaah!!!!! I'm on fire!
FIRE!
*runs in with flame-thrower*
"Did someone say fire? Er, oops."
*puts down flame-thrower, grabs extinguisher*
Spray it in my mouth, it's on fire!!!!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 13, 2014, 05:38:32 PM
*Eats chestnut* Aaaah!!!!! I'm on fire!
HaHaHa! Zoze 'ave 'otroot pepper in ze icin' mixture! Heeheehee......
*Runz off zcreamin' viz glee at 'iz trick*
(Brovnie pointz gae tae Russa for gettin' ze reference!!!)
Crushes all chocolate muffins in topic
*Uncrushes all chocolate muffins in topic*
This looks like fun.
You monster you have brought back the muffins.
Welcome, Vilu-kun and Sage-kun, to my wonderful bakery! Thank you so much for bringing this thread back, Sage-kun! For that, I'll give you a free Muffin!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_L8uF_0gfneo/SwLstGjlHkI/AAAAAAAAAao/kgmfGLuVwhE/s1600/chocolate_muffin.jpg)
Side effects to eating a Chocolate Muffin of Death include: death, death, death, and death. Do not eat if you aren't okay with death. Talk to your doctor if you show any symptoms of death.
Looks like gravy.
That is a very chocolaty muffin.
*eats all the chocolate muffins of death* om nom nom nom!
It's just Vilu and no I don't want a muffin. I was here when they first came and saw the horrors none for me.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 17, 2015, 11:02:56 PM
Looks like gravy.
But very
good gravy.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on September 17, 2015, 11:17:47 PM
That is a very chocolaty muffin.
Yes, yes it is. It's very tasty, too.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on September 17, 2015, 11:19:10 PM
*eats all the chocolate muffins of death* om nom nom nom!
Yay! *Hands Eul-chan a white sheet with two eye-holes cut out* Here, you might want this to better the experience of haunting people. ;)
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 17, 2015, 11:20:58 PM
It's just Vilu and no I don't want a muffin. I was here when they first came and saw the horrors none for me.
Aww, are you sure? I just had Rainy put a new batch in the oven; they should be ready soon, and they'll be nice and warm!
*takes the sheet* I've eaten worse and still lived! No chocolate can kill me, I am the chocolate queen! ;D
Quote from: Rainshadow on September 18, 2015, 12:55:53 AM
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Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 17, 2015, 11:20:58 PM
It's just Vilu and no I don't want a muffin. I was here when they first came and saw the horrors none for me.
Aww, are you sure? I just had Rainy put a new batch in the oven; they should be ready soon, and they'll be nice and warm!
You can't fool me. I've seen people fall down dead after eating those.
*Stuffs chocolate muffins of death into Vilu's face* Job done.
*Wipes off muffin.*
"Next time try to get it into my mouth."
Revive!
*Throws Chocolate Muffins of Death at everyone*
*Hides behind a vending machine*
*Throws a muffin at Rosie*
*Dodges and dives into a ball pit*
DEATH!!! *Pelts Rosie with muffins*
La-ame!
Death is lame.
*Shoves a muffin in Ash's mouth*
*chokes and dies*
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*Zetz zem on fire* HeeHeeHeeHaHaHaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Good. There will be less death.
*Sends army of giant crazy penguins from Antarctica to eat the muffins*
You don't seem to like those penguins very much.
Penguins are immune to such poison. They have different ways of processing food which causes the poison to not activate.
The muffins are literally death muffins.
Virtual penguins are literally immune to death.
Aren't we all?
Nope. Hence why I haven't eaten any chocolate muffins of death.
But you know you want to.
Do you doubt my self control?
*Waggles eyebrows.*
*sighs*
The muffins compel you.
My self control is better than that.
Despite her self-control, shisteer can't stop herself from picking up a chocolate muffin of death and bringing it to her mouth. . .
We live on opposite sides of the world. You don't know what I'm doing. *doesn't even touch chocolate muffin of death*
But she does.
No she doesn't. I have no wish for more broken ribs.
Shisteer eats the muffin.
*doesn't eat muffin*
Don't worry, even if you did eat a Chocolate Muffin of Death you wouldn't be completely doomed. We still have a few Vanilla Muffins of Life left.
DESGUSTEN! *Spits.*
Meh, I think I'll just stick to blueberry, thank you.
Quote from: AxeHound on September 01, 2012, 10:27:57 PM
*Eats muffin nonchalantly* Eh. Not as good as forbidden mod cookies.
Wait, the mods have cookies too?!? :o
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 04, 2019, 04:24:13 AM
DESGUSTEN! *Spits.*
[Dotty quote]
*walks in, eating a chocolate muffin*
*Tackles Teer*
Seriously? This is inconvenient. *continues eating muffin*
Of death?!!!!!! ;D
What are you talking about?
Quote from: Rainshadow on August 24, 2012, 07:50:21 PM
AH! THE CHOCOLATE MUFFINS OF DEATH ARE ATTACKING THE REDWALL ABBEY FORUM!!!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_L8uF_0gfneo/SwLstGjlHkI/AAAAAAAAAao/kgmfGLuVwhE/s1600/chocolate_muffin.jpg)
DO NOT EAT THEM!!!!
It does say not to eat them.
Wait a second... *checks topic name* Eeek!
Heh. Sad for you.
*dies*
No no no. She walked in eating a muffin. Obviously she can't be eating a CMOD because she isn't-- *Sees Teer's dead body.*
*prepares for grief and wailing*
*eats a blueberry muffin* *sees Teer and calls 999*
(111, you mean)
(It's an emergency.)
(Which is why you should ring 111. You may be in England, but I'm in New Zealand and the English emergency services aren't going to be very impressed if you ring them, rather than the NZ ones)
*Transfers life force into Teer to bring her back.*
*Wales up* Heyo.
Hallo. You had me worried there.
Sorry. I seem to be prone to dying. Bad habit, really.
Not the nicest habit to one's health.
*Bundles up a few muffins.* Stay safe!
Will do. Thanks for the help.
*power pokes Verdie*
If only the word death was replaced by something beginning with 't'. Then it would be the perfect thing to be sold by Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler.
*Has been poked.* Ow.
*Laughs*
It's rude to laugh at another's pain.
*Edges away from Lass' finger in my ribs.* Can you, like, not?
Quote from: Booklover on May 11, 2020, 07:37:32 AM
It's rude to laugh at another's pain.
Laughter is good for you, though.
*bump*
This topic was amusing.
*Eats a choc muffin*
Uh-oh.
Welp, sorry about this Seb.
BLOOD AND VINEGAR!!
AATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
*Comes in eating a chocolate muffin* Wait, what did Seb do?
H laughed. A criminal offence.
*Gasp* Seb, how could you?!
enter the little folk, which became muffins after eating them.
*Steals all the chocolate muffins.*