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Kade Rivok

September 18, 2020, 08:59:49 PM
Seb's my kid.  Just thought y'all should know.
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#1
September 18, 2020, 09:00:10 PM
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#2
September 18, 2020, 09:01:06 PM
Flip, when I saw this topic title I thought you meant IRL and I was like "WHAT?!?" :laugh:
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Sebias of Redwall

#3
September 18, 2020, 09:02:19 PM
Lol.

Also, Eb, does this mean you're my mom through marriage? 0.o
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#4
September 18, 2020, 09:03:37 PM
O_O I hope not.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Sebias of Redwall

#5
September 18, 2020, 09:05:15 PM
Waaaaait, what is that supposed to mean? -_-
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#6
September 18, 2020, 09:05:50 PM
Nothing, nothing. ^-^
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Sebias of Redwall

#7
September 18, 2020, 09:06:54 PM
Highly suspect.

Anywho, let us celebrate, for I now have a father! A disappointing father, but hey, I'm not picky.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#8
September 18, 2020, 09:07:27 PM
Oo, you die now.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Sebias of Redwall

#9
September 18, 2020, 09:08:30 PM
Not now, surely. I just found out my parentage!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#10
September 18, 2020, 09:14:19 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 09:01:06 PM
Flip, when I saw this topic title I thought you meant IRL and I was like "WHAT?!?" :laugh:

Hah, nope.  I can't even get a girlfriend.  Ain't no way I have a kid  :giggle:

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 18, 2020, 09:06:54 PM
Highly suspect.

Anywho, let us celebrate, for I now have a father! A disappointing father, but hey, I'm not picky.

Some chook is about to get a paddlin'
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#11
September 18, 2020, 09:16:28 PM
No abusing Widdle Baby Seb, meleth nin.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Sebias of Redwall

#12
September 18, 2020, 09:17:12 PM
*sticks tongue out at Kade*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#13
September 18, 2020, 09:20:22 PM
It's not abuse, it's teaching children manners.
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#14
September 18, 2020, 09:22:17 PM
But he crossed it out! Just tell him off.

Actually, his primary love language might be Words of Affirmation, in which case being spanked would be less harmful.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

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