President Ashleg's Store

The Skarzs · November 14, 2016, 04:51:40 PM

Darn. Can't find a picture of raw eel skin. . .

Russa Nodrey · November 15, 2016, 02:02:04 PM

Quote from: Ashleg on November 13, 2016, 02:57:38 AM
Halfway, but it's good for covering things up.
Like Russa's carcass...
Maybe she'll be reborn as something better.

@Russa Nodrey

*Twitches*

The Skarzs · November 16, 2016, 04:23:40 AM

<_<

Ashleg · November 17, 2016, 01:36:52 AM

Quote from: rachel25 on November 14, 2016, 04:25:41 PM
Can I just have the skins off the eels? I want to have a go at making fish leather. (Real thing)

You can have the eel, if you skin it yourself.
I'm the President, I don't just skin eels on a whim...the eel has to have done something to me.

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 15, 2016, 02:02:04 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on November 13, 2016, 02:57:38 AM
Halfway, but it's good for covering things up.
Like Russa's carcass...
Maybe she'll be reborn as something better.

@Russa Nodrey
*Twitches*

Disgusting.

Russa Nodrey · November 17, 2016, 03:17:12 AM

*Twitches, twitch, twitch* Help.

Ashleg · November 17, 2016, 03:25:42 AM

*spits casually*

Russa Nodrey · November 17, 2016, 03:27:58 AM

*Spit lands on me* *Shrieks*

Ashleg · November 17, 2016, 03:57:32 AM

AAAAAAHHHHH!
She's back for revenge!!

*gets the fire blanket*

*throws it into the fire and then rolls Russa in after it*

DIE SPIRIT

Russa Nodrey · November 17, 2016, 06:00:10 PM

Eeeek! *Rolls out of the fire* *Throws an eel at Ashleg*

Ashleg · November 18, 2016, 03:02:38 AM

*eel smacks me in the face*
Pah!

*rolls up sleeves*
Time to go down, Rus!

Russa Nodrey · November 19, 2016, 01:38:27 AM

I don't think so.

*Smacks Ashleg with another eel*

Ashleg · November 19, 2016, 08:52:39 PM

WHERE ARE MY BODYGUARDS

Eulaliaaa! · November 19, 2016, 10:27:55 PM

Dead. I saw to it myself.

Now, Mr. Ashleg. I do hope you're ok with me calling you Mr. Ashleg, rather than president. I don't see how you'll recover from this. Where was I? Oh yes. Now, Mr. Ashleg, step aside while I carry on with my business here.

*snaps fingers*

*Ninjas with Sunglasses take pictures of the crime scene*

You see, we can't have someone who sells deadly food be a president after trying to rid themselves of their victims *points to Russa* that weren't even dead. I simply will not let that slide in my kingdom. I've allowed you to have the illusion of being president for quite long enough. Now, I'm afraid you're under arrest.

Russa Nodrey · November 19, 2016, 11:36:36 PM

*Slaps Ashleg with an eel*

Ashleg · November 20, 2016, 06:28:59 AM

* Ashleg is reeling from the multiple eel slaps.

Ms.Eul!
I'm disgusted that you thought I was selling the eels as food.
I never specified what I was selling them for, I was simply selling them.
Anybeast who decides to eat them can die at their own fault.

* Ashleg snaps fingers and a bunch of bodyguard whales appear...and the eels come back to life, and are at my command.

Get out of my country,
Sincerely, your President.

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