Best Pirate

[Vilu Daskar]

Vilu Daskar

[Ungatt Trunn]

Vilu Daskar!

[Romsca]

Ahem... ROMSCA??

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ah 'ave tae zay ah liked Clogg az a creature better. Vilu Dazkar vaz juzt nazty.

[Maudie]

Ahem... ROMSCA??

Yeah, why isn't Romsca on there?

[Rusvul]

Erm, I'd say... me.

[Tam and Martin]

CAP'N TRAMUN JOSIAH CUDDLEFISH CLOOG!

[Vilu Daskar]

Ahem... ROMSCA??

I'll put her on

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

i want to change mah vote now....  x/

[Vilu Daskar]

ok

[Rusvul]

I still say me. I mean, my ship can fly. Can Romsca do that, huh?

[Vilu Daskar]

You don't count

[Redwaller]

I voted for Clogg. And this should go in Character Discussion.

[Rusvul]

You don't count

Huh! And why might that be? I'm a pirate. That was the only qualification you asked for. I mean, I'm way more tough than any other pirate. I can prove it, too.

1. If, say, Clogg's ship crashed, he could cling on to a plank and have a chance of getting to shore. If my ship crashes, I'm falling ten thousand feet to my death.
2. To crash a water sailing vessel, you need to land a good hit from a cannon on the hull. To crash an airship, all you need to do is shoot the airbag. One heavy blunderbuss shot can take down an entire ship, even if there is an unwritten law of honor against such a dirty trick.
3. I'm not evil. All the pirates you named are. Yes, Romsca was evil, even though she died good.
4. I could beat any of the pirates you named in a duel. I would just electrecute or shoot them with my pistol.
5. I have goggles, and I am thus inherently more awesome.

[Vilu Daskar]

You don't count

Huh! And why might that be? I'm a pirate. That was the only qualification you asked for. I mean, I'm way more tough than any other pirate. I can prove it, too.

1. If, say, Clogg's ship crashed, he could cling on to a plank and have a chance of getting to shore. If my ship crashes, I'm falling ten thousand feet to my death.
2. To crash a water sailing vessel, you need to land a good hit from a cannon on the hull. To crash an airship, all you need to do is shoot the airbag. One heavy blunderbuss shot can take down an entire ship, even if there is an unwritten law of honor against such a dirty trick.
3. I'm not evil. All the pirates you named are. Yes, Romsca was evil, even though she died good.
4. I could beat any of the pirates you named in a duel. I would just electrecute or shoot them with my pistol.
5. I have goggles, and I am thus inherently more awesome.

Your not from Redwall