Welcome one and all, to the delicious and scrumptious, totally awesome, feast! *Indicates tables laden with food* Everyone is invited, so come hither and enjoy!
As you can see, we have many types of food. *Starts munching a pastie*
Any Chicken-Ala-King?
Are there any fish? I could use a sturgeon right about now.
*Jumps on table* *knocks food over* *Growls* *Kicks Del in the face*
Ah... Tam! Glad to see you! If you don't mind, perhaps you could go into the cellars and get a cask of Amontillado?
*Stunned for a bit.*
And ask the Cook for some Chicken-Ala-King?
Here ya go, lads! ;D *Places a platter of Chicken-Ala-King in front of Del* *Gives Izeroth a sturgeon* *Glares at Tam* Get off the table this instant, young sir! You are not allowed to kick people in the face, either!
Uh... Does anyone else want to help me get that cask of Amontillado?
I suppose I could.
Aha.. Alright. Just let me get a trowel and some mortar.
What?
(Seriously!? No one got the Poe reference?)
Edgar Allen? In that case no.
Quote from: Izeroth on October 23, 2014, 04:03:45 AM
Are there any fish? I could use a sturgeon right about now.
Sturgeon? Aren't they endangered?
Quote from: The Mask on October 24, 2014, 06:34:17 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on October 23, 2014, 04:03:45 AM
Are there any fish? I could use a sturgeon right about now.
Sturgeon? Aren't they endangered?
All the more reason to eat them! :D
Quote from: Izeroth on October 24, 2014, 12:06:44 PM
Quote from: The Mask on October 24, 2014, 06:34:17 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on October 23, 2014, 04:03:45 AM
Are there any fish? I could use a sturgeon right about now.
Sturgeon? Aren't they endangered?
All the more reason to eat them! :D
*Looks at Izeroth, opens mouth to speak, can't find the words, closes mouth.*
Quote from: Izeroth on October 23, 2014, 08:13:04 PM
Ah... Tam! Glad to see you! If you don't mind, perhaps you could go into the cellars and get a cask of Amontillado?
Sure *Goes to get it*
Quote from: Lady Amber on October 24, 2014, 01:13:33 AM
Here ya go, lads! ;D *Places a platter of Chicken-Ala-King in front of Del* *Gives Izeroth a sturgeon* *Glares at Tam* Get off the table this instant, young sir! You are not allowed to kick people in the face, either!
*Starts to cry histarically* I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! :'( ;D *Knocks over chicken-ala-king* Whoops....... :o
Quote from: Izeroth on October 24, 2014, 12:06:44 PM
Quote from: The Mask on October 24, 2014, 06:34:17 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on October 23, 2014, 04:03:45 AM
Are there any fish? I could use a sturgeon right about now.
Sturgeon? Aren't they endangered?
All the more reason to eat them! :D
That's my boy! Now, how about some Florida panther, Some manatee and a little bit of Bald eagle?
I used to eat passeger pigeons and carolina parakeets, but for some reason the restaurant doesn't serve them any more. Good news though: they say in a couple years mammoth will be on the menu.
Quote from: Tam and Martin
Quote from: Lady Amber on October 24, 2014, 01:13:33 AM
Here ya go, lads! ;D *Places a platter of Chicken-Ala-King in front of Del* *Gives Izeroth a sturgeon* *Glares at Tam* Get off the table this instant, young sir! You are not allowed to kick people in the face, either!
*Starts to cry histarically* I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! :'( ;D *Knocks over chicken-ala-king* Whoops....... :o
*Pats Tam on the head* It's okay. Just don't do it again!
Woof! Woof! *Wags tail*
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on October 24, 2014, 05:16:25 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on October 24, 2014, 12:06:44 PM
Quote from: The Mask on October 24, 2014, 06:34:17 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on October 23, 2014, 04:03:45 AM
Are there any fish? I could use a sturgeon right about now.
Sturgeon? Aren't they endangered?
All the more reason to eat them! :D
*Looks at Izeroth, opens mouth to speak, can't find the words, closes mouth.*
^^ +Tam
What.....?
Quote from: Tam and Martin on October 25, 2014, 01:19:39 AM
Woof! Woof! *Wags tail*
Alright now, roll over boy, roll over!
Quote from: Izeroth on October 24, 2014, 08:51:22 PM
I used to eat passeger pigeons and carolina parakeets, but for some reason the restaurant doesn't serve them any more. Good news though: they say in a couple years mammoth will be on the menu.
How about because THEY'RE FREAKING ENDANGERED?!?
Quote from: Izeroth on October 24, 2014, 12:06:44 PM
Quote from: The Mask on October 24, 2014, 06:34:17 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on October 23, 2014, 04:03:45 AM
Are there any fish? I could use a sturgeon right about now.
Sturgeon? Aren't they endangered?
All the more reason to eat them! :D
IZZY!
Quote from: TammyThat's my boy! Now, how about some Florida panther, Some manatee and a little bit of Bald eagle?
*Faints*
*Piles a plate with food* *Starts eating* Here Corny, sit down and have something to eat. *Offers Corny a plate*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 25, 2014, 04:32:09 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on October 24, 2014, 08:51:22 PM
I used to eat passeger pigeons and carolina parakeets, but for some reason the restaurant doesn't serve them any more. Good news though: they say in a couple years mammoth will be on the menu.
How about because THEY'RE FREAKING ENDANGERED?!?
Quote from: Izeroth on October 24, 2014, 12:06:44 PM
Quote from: The Mask on October 24, 2014, 06:34:17 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on October 23, 2014, 04:03:45 AM
Are there any fish? I could use a sturgeon right about now.
Sturgeon? Aren't they endangered?
All the more reason to eat them! :D
IZZY!
Quote from: TammyThat's my boy! Now, how about some Florida panther, Some manatee and a little bit of Bald eagle?
*Faints*
Just kidding of course. I am, infact, greatly disappointed that I will never be able to see a passenger pigeon or carolina parakeet. I often wonder if the Americans of the late 1800's didn't care about maintaining animal populations, or if they were simply ignorant of what was happening to their continent until the very end.
I'm glad you're joking, Iz. You had me seriously worried about your mental health.
Quote from: Lady Amber on October 25, 2014, 05:16:17 PM
*Piles a plate with food* *Starts eating* Here Corny, sit down and have something to eat. *Offers Corny a plate*
*Takes plate* Thankee, Amber.
Quote from: Lady Amber on October 25, 2014, 04:08:34 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on October 25, 2014, 01:19:39 AM
Woof! Woof! *Wags tail*
Alright now, roll over boy, roll over!
Woof! *Rolls over* *Was tail* *Sticks tongue out*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 25, 2014, 04:32:09 PM
Quote from: TammyThat's my boy! Now, how about some Florida panther, Some manatee and a little bit of Bald eagle?
*Faints*
What......? It tasted good!
Quote from: Tam and Martin on October 27, 2014, 12:07:28 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on October 25, 2014, 04:08:34 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on October 25, 2014, 01:19:39 AM
Woof! Woof! *Wags tail*
Alright now, roll over boy, roll over!
Woof! *Rolls over* *Was tail* *Sticks tongue out*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 25, 2014, 04:32:09 PM
Quote from: TammyThat's my boy! Now, how about some Florida panther, Some manatee and a little bit of Bald eagle?
*Faints*
What......? It tasted good!
Just be glad that Tam isn't using them for *gag* Chinese medicine.
Either way, it's horrible.
Not really.
Chinese medicine is ridiculous. There's little scientific proof that Chinese medicine actually helps you, and thousands upon thousands of endangered animals are killed every year to get it.
Anyway though... I brought fried crickets! Who wants one?
Not me!