Forum Orphanage/ Adoption Center

[Kade Rivok]

Those are illegitimate papers.  I am my own, thank you.

[Verdauga]

Not anymore

[Kade Rivok]

*Takes a look at the papers.*

...this is car loan paperwork?  Looks like you just bought a 2013 Honda Civic.  Kind of a random choice, but eh.

[Verdauga]

Are you a Honda Civic, Kade?

[Kade Rivok]

Curses, I've been found out.  On top of being an Otterbadger, I'm also a Transformer.

[Flib Bigboat]

*hides from the talking car*

[Kade Rivok]

Silly goose, I'm not actually a transformer.

I'd never tell you my real secret, which is *****REDACTED*****

[Flib Bigboat]

*sus*

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Silly goose, I'm not actually a transformer.

I'd never tell you my real secret, which is *****REDACTED*****

...May it be, when darkness falls,
Your heart will be true...
(From a very nice elvish song)

[Booklover]

Silly goose, I'm not actually a transformer.

I'd never tell you my real secret, which is *****REDACTED*****

I'm a transformer. Apparently.

[Flib Bigboat]

Silly goose, I'm not actually a transformer.

I'd never tell you my real secret, which is *****REDACTED*****

...May it be, when darkness falls,
Your heart will be true...
(From a very nice elvish song)

You and your ridiculous elvish songs.

[Ally046]

BAD BAD SILLY WICKED CHOOK ALLY! BEHAVE!

NEVER!

*Stabs Kade's Insides with my poison daggers*

Ally...

Wha?

Now...who do I speak to about adopting one of these...wonderful little dibbuns?

[Kade Rivok]

Yum yum in my tum tum.