SHHH!!!! Be very careful zat naybeazt foindz oot aboot ziz zread! Ziz iz vhere ve 'oide av our Redwall goodiez! Zae, did everybeazt make it 'ere undetected? An' did ye remember tae brin' ze zecret goodiez? Ve'll ztazh zem 'ere zae zey vill be zafe. SHHH!!!!
Pss! Head! I have the goodies!
Major! Put zem in ze corner bezide ze mini-Martin ztatuez!
HEY EVERYBODY! THE GOODIES ARE BEHIND THE MINI-MARTIN STAUES!!!
*Covers Gonff's mouth* Shhh!!
Should I hide some goodies in the Persian slipper? I think that would be a good place to hide them. The candied chestnuts, especially.
*moves the hand*
NOW THE CANDIED CHESTNUTS ARE NOW IN THE PERSIAN SLIPPER!!!!
*Puts Gonff in a choke hold.
Let's shove 'em down his throat. That'll keep 'em safe and keep him quiet.
*Messages extra-terrestrial friend from the future* I found the goodies.
*A mass army of pands break in and sit on Skarzs*
THE GOODIES ARE HERE! I FOUND THEM!!!!!
*Shoves a nuclear cone of silence onto Gonff's head*
*Pandas sit on Norham to and yell*
GOODIES GOODIES HURRY UP!!!
Eh? Candied slipper? WHERE?!
BY THE MARTIN STATUES!!!
Ach, ziz began az zuch a zimple topic...
LOOK BEHIND THE MARTIN STATUES!
NO!
Hey, everyone! The goodies are here! *points behind the Martin statues*
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Hides the Persian slipper in the deep, dark depths of the TARDIS* No one can find them here, for the door is locked! Heheheh...
Hide that, too. Send it to another time.
*Goes into another time and stubs toe* Ouch *Pics up key and opens door of TARDIS* Goodies!!!
*Snatches the key from Russa* There it is! I KNEW I'd dropped it somewhere near Ancient Rome! *Melts the key down into nothingness* Ah, much better! Makes me feel much more comfortable, only having one key.
Now, anyway, there are no goodies hidden in my TARDIS, Russa, and there have never been. Well, maybe not NEVER, but...
But the goodies are in the Persian slipper, and you put the slipper in the TARDIS.
But the slipper is *throws slipper away* Thrown away!
:'(
Poor Slipper. Rest in peace.
*Sad violin music starts to play*
LET ME PLAY THE VIOLIN!!!!!! *Grabs violin from player and starts playing Phantom of the opera rock (Which is a VERY fast song)*
*shoves Tam out of the way*
*picks up Double Bass
*plays Intersection full speed*
"Mwahahahahahahaaaa, Bass solo!"
*Emotional Cyberman picks up Tam*
"It's ok, he does that."
EXPLOSION TIME!!!
*Hands Skarzsy some Pop Rocks* Shhhh, don't tell anyone! Just eat 'em. They explode in your mouth! :o
*Gaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssp
No.
Way.
EVERYONE NEW GOODIES ARE ON TaM'S HEAD!!!!
20 Random Redwallers jump on Tam's and start to eat.
*Hits them with my violin then joins in the same tune that Nor is playing on his double bass*
Grabs violin and more come
*Pulls a bunch of cookies out of the oven puts them in safe, and looks door* No one will get them now!
Grabs violin back* NO!
Ach, ziz poor topic...
Grabs violin and breaks it over TaM's head
Gets a guitar and breaks it over VD's head.
*does flying Bass Smash over Vilu's head*
DROP THE BASS.
*Clutches bass protectively* No! Don't drop the bass! What did the bass ever do to you?
Bass. Fiiiisshhhhhh. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HUH!!!!!! BASS!!!!!!! FISH!!!!!!!.....>..WAIT!, Sanp out of it!
*Drops bass and picks one up*
*Eats all the goodies locked behind the pantry door*
Stuff munch grnff chomp
Thanks for the food, wot wot. I say, got any more of those candied chestnut thingummies around here? I could use a bit more scoff. I barely got a measly nibble, wot. And, eh by the way, the pantry's empty. I tucked in for a nap, and found some vittles in there... and good vittles they were, wot!
*Eats goodies on TaM's head
WHY IS EVERYTHING HAPPENING ON MY HEAD?????
Quote from: Rainshadow on March 13, 2014, 01:42:50 PM
*Clutches bass protectively* No! Don't drop the bass! What did the bass ever do to you?
Good point. Don't want to waste $15,000 on one song. ;D
*picks up fish, smashes it on Vilu's head*
DROP THE BASS.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 12, 2014, 07:37:43 PM
*Pulls a bunch of cookies out of the oven puts them in safe, and looks door* No one will get them now!
*Explodes safe and grabs goodies* Mwaaahaaahaaa! *Runs away with goodies*
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on March 14, 2014, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on March 13, 2014, 01:42:50 PM
*Clutches bass protectively* No! Don't drop the bass! What did the bass ever do to you?
Good point. Don't want to waste $15,000 on one song. ;D
*picks up fish, smashes it on Vilu's head*
DROP THE BASS.
*Violin begins to speak to Bass* Hey, you're pretty tall buddy.
Smashes all basses ever made
REVIVE!!!!
*Hides goodies under a couch*
Shhh Amber hide them in different secret places so no one can find them. Here I'll take half and hide them under the beds.
*Hides them where no one will find them* Mission accomplished.
*plays the mission impossible song while patrolling for possible goodie thieves.
*High fives Amber.*
There were two discs.
You don't get the reference! Sand, help me out here.
Yup.
*Steals the goodies*
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