*Shoves a cupcake in Ash's mouth.* They're going to go stale if we don't eat them.
If yer gonna be unhealthy at least eat quality chocolate.
Mmmmmmm!
*Angry at the heresy of Rosie, flings her into cheap molten chocolate which quickly solidifies and encases her in that which she fears most: Candy.*
So it's bad to like quality chocolate? Erhmm...
*Stuffs face with all the chocolate*
I don't know what y'all are complianin' about, it all tastes fine to me.
Hi kids, the Front Lawns weren't the Cellars.
Quote from: Delthion on November 01, 2017, 03:39:48 AM
*Angry at the heresy of Rosie, flings her into cheap molten chocolate which quickly solidifies and encases her in that which she fears most: Candy.*
What a way to die.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on November 01, 2017, 03:55:15 AM
*Stuffs face with all the chocolate*
I don't know what y'all are complianin' about, it all tastes fine to me.
*Pats Gonff on the head* You're gonna regret eating all that in a bit. *Slowly takes the chocolate away*
EDIT: For a moment there when I couldn't see all the posts I thought I was going insane from lack of sleep. Thanks for moving this though James.
NOT THE CHOCOLATE! MY LIFESOURCE!!!
*Bans chocolate so that Skarzs starves*
*Dies.*
*Steals the deed to his house and makes a run for it*
How cruel.
Yes.
Yeah.
I will just have to make my own.
Tragically fer Ashleg (und zveet juztice fer ze dead Skarzs) 'ove'er ze 'ouze 'ad many taxez zat needed tae be payed fer it, und Ashleg quickly became bankrupt.
Whoever said I was going to own his house?
No, I did not go bankrupt. I sold the deed on Craigslist for $5,000 and got all it was worth.
'ove'er ze vone vho bought it vaz an undercover lav official, vho promptly arrezted Ashleg fer zeft, und put 'im in prizon fer loife.
Got what he deserved.
Meanvhoile, back in Kansas...
*Rattles bars.*
LET ME OUT OR I'LL KICK YOUR SHINS!
LIKE ME.
I WILL NEVER LIKE YOU!
NOT WHAT I MEANT.
*clicks button that has a thumbs up and the word like*
*Clicks button that has a thumbs 30 degrees south and the word "ban"*
*Prezzez ze Big Red Button zat zayz, 'Pleaze Dinnae Prezz'*
*Presses the Small Blue button that says "Your Opinion is my Onion"*
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51aJnf6GVlL._SX450_.jpg)
Those look like multi-colored Styrofoam pellets.
They're only the best sour candy in the world.
(http://www.nationwidecandy.com/mmcandypb1/44148-Zours.jpg)
Huh, never had 'em.
It's understandable; they're not the easiest to come by.
Ew.
>8(
I like this better.
(http://static.lindt.ca/en/shop/media/catalog/product/cache/6/thumbnail/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/l/i/lindt_excellencebar100g_90cacao.png)
YES
CHOCOLATE
DARK CHOCOLATE
MMmmmmyez.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 12, 2017, 02:16:19 AM
I like this better.
(http://static.lindt.ca/en/shop/media/catalog/product/cache/6/thumbnail/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/l/i/lindt_excellencebar100g_90cacao.png)
90% though? Talk about pain!
Delish.
That's chocolate, not candy.
True. It is a species of its own.
Jelly Babiez.
-_-
Then they are wet and nasty.
You dry them. -_-
Why would I want to get that close to one?
Because they're cute.
(https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1454650712ra/17994915.gif)
Dude, you were once a baby too. Does that mean nothing to you?
I can answer that: It means nothing to him. He is glad he is not a baby anymore. Just one of the most important learning phases of his life, but whatevs.
To be clear: the non-scored out parts of Skarzs' post is correct.
You, Ash know nothing of the baby-kind. ;D
Quote from: Ashleg on November 17, 2017, 04:12:01 AM
To be clear: the non-scored out parts of Skarzs' post is correct.
Everything I said was correct. Science proves it.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 17, 2017, 05:56:57 AM
Quote from: Ashleg on November 17, 2017, 04:12:01 AM
To be clear: the non-scored out parts of Skarzs' post is correct.
Everything I said was correct. Science proves it.
Your mom.
No.
Yes.
Tiz quoite zimple. Ashleg vaz ne'er zat ztage.
Poor guy.
Alaz poor Ashleg...
I know.
Now he's two and he is getting into mischief.
Can that guy be my best friend? Can the baby be my best friend, too? Thanks.
Pfft.
Alaz poor Yorkie...
You knew him well HIAGio.
Indeed, fer Macbeth vaz met viz "Zpoiler!"
He was met with "Hubba Bubba, chew and bubble."
Az vell az...MacRuff!