I WAS SITTING ON MY PORCH WHEN I HEARD A NOISE OF SOMETHING CLIMBING THE STAIRS ONTO IT. I THOUGHT IT WAS MY DOG. LO AND BEHOLD IT WAS A TINY BABY SQUIRREL. SHE CRAWLED RIGHT UBDER MY CHAIR. SHE JUST HUNG OUT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES. DIDNT EVEN CARE I WAS THERE. PICTURES AND A VIDEO TO COME.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baby squirrel? Heh.
Don't worry. Since it wasn't fully grown, it's wasn't worth eating.
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Cute.
Were the letters C.U.T.E. in that order just typed by Skarzs?
This is a truly phenomenal moment folks. :o
AWWWWWWWWW SO CUTE!!!!! YOU'RE SO LUCKY GALLI!
That reminds me of a time when I was sitting on my front porch, and about 15 gathered around me. They stayed there for maybe 10-15 minutes until my sister opened the door behind me and scared them away :P
Dang. That'd be something.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on July 04, 2016, 06:45:07 PM
Were the letters C.U.T.E. in that order just typed by Skarzs?
This is a truly phenomenal moment folks. :o
Silence, ingrate.
Quote from: Skarzs on July 04, 2016, 09:51:11 PM
Dang. That'd be something.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on July 04, 2016, 06:45:07 PM
Were the letters C.U.T.E. in that order just typed by Skarzs?
This is a truly phenomenal moment folks. :o
Silence, ingrate.
No, we need this framed!
And OH MY GOSH THAT IS SO AMAZING GALLI!!!
Take a look at this:
(o)Possums: 'Straya VS 'Murica
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You might think that the Australian one is cute, and doesn't look anywhere as vicious as the American one. Not so, friends. I was relaxing on an island paradise last week, and one night, we decided to watch a movie on an outside projector screen. It was great, except somebody dropped a few skittles on the ground. This meant that about 5 or so of the little guys crept into the area and started eating the skittles. A guy near me even patted one on the back, and remarked how cute and friendly they were. So, when another possum started sniffing near my foot, I wasn't worried. I didn't even move. I just sat there watching the adorable little critter. THEN, THE LITTLE TREE-CLIMBING RAT SUNK IT'S TEETH INTO MY BIG TOE FOR NO REASON AT ALL!!!
Stupid possums.
(Ironically, this actually happened on the Fourth of July.)
Well of course it would try to eat your big toe! You're in Australia! Where everything tries to kill you! ;D
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, OURS are called OPOSSUMS, not possums. With an "o" at the beginning. Makes SOO much more sense OUR way. Spell it right, you Aussie freak! And learn to speak proper English, we can't understand your jabbering! Puh, you're probably left handed too.
Joking. I'm joking.
Didn't you try to shoo them off? Maybe kick the skittles away? :P
Quote from: Skarzs on July 13, 2016, 04:06:33 AM
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, OURS are called OPOSSUMS, not possums. I know that. Ours don't have the "o" With an "o" at the beginning. Makes SOO much more sense OUR way. How? Spell it right, you Aussie freak! You'll notice that I never actually named the "opossum" at all, you American Redneck! (Apart from the actual title of the image) And learn to speak proper English, Ever wondered why it's called English, and not American? Because your English is the wrong English. Mine is the correct one. we can't understand your jabbering! Puh, you're probably left handed too. I'm actually right-handed, thank you very much.
Joking. I'm joking. So am I.
Didn't you try to shoo them off? Maybe kick the skittles away? :P The skittles weren't near me. :P
Quote from: Skarzs on July 13, 2016, 04:06:33 AM
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, OURS are called OPOSSUMS, not possums. With an "o" at the beginning. Makes SOO much more sense OUR way. Spell it right, you Aussie freak! And learn to speak proper English, we can't understand your jabbering! Puh, you're probably left handed too.
Joking. I'm joking.
Didn't you try to shoo them off? Maybe kick the skittles away? :P
Roast fest...
Your reaction was a little underwhelming. :P Oh well, no harm done, I hope.
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Quote from: Skarzs on July 13, 2016, 05:08:45 AM
Your reaction was a little underwhelming. :P Oh well, no harm done, I hope.
(Dry, irritated, snarly voice) I'm used to it.
Hooray for internet humor. :P
Possums and opossums are different things, not different words for the same thing.
Skarzs knows. Skarzs was joking the entire post.
Skarzs should use pronouns.
No, Skarzs shouldn't. Everything said by Skarzs is funnier when Skarzs doesn't use pronouns. ;D
I had a pet Opossum for a while, I caught it while it was a little baby, I think he fell off his mother. He was an underwhelming pet, only did stuff in the middle of the night. And he was loud too.
Eventually I released him back into the wild by the creek and he started eating our chickens...
So I caught him again (It was surprisingly easy) and relocated him several miles away. I haven't seen him since. He probably crawled into someone's car and was pepper sprayed or got shot, he was too friendly for his own good.
Quote from: Delthion on July 13, 2016, 05:00:47 PM
No, Skarzs shouldn't. Everything said by Skarzs is funnier when Skarzs doesn't use pronouns. ;D
Skarzs thinks Del is good to think so.
Me likes pronouns. Pronouns good.
Quote from: Skarzs on July 14, 2016, 06:56:54 AM
Quote from: Delthion on July 13, 2016, 05:00:47 PM
No, Skarzs shouldn't. Everything said by Skarzs is funnier when Skarzs doesn't use pronouns. ;D
Skarzs thinks Del is good to think so.
Delthion thanks Skarzs.
Skarzs is lighting a firework up Delthion's nose because Skarzs wants to. 'Murica.
Delthion knows that he has no more nose.
Rosie has a headache