1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Vilu Daskar]

856. Get a hammer and break all the T.V.s with it.

[Groddil]

*Revive*
866. Run around in a Jar-Jar costume.
867. Lick the floors.
868. Buy all the produce and sell it out the front for half their price.
869. Use the intercom system to publicly humiliate the manager.
870. Use the computers on display to continuously run youtube videos and chew up their internet.

[Delthion]

871. Run to the wine section and smash them all open.

[Eulaliaaa!]

872: run down the aisle with the most glass jars and spread your arms out so you knock everything off the shelf.

873: Get a group of your friends to stand in one aisle and act as though you own it, letting no one through.

[Groddil]

874. Climb onto the top of the aisles and run up and down making plane noises.
875. Jump off said aisles wrestling style and attack the staff.
876. Stand out the front in a suit with a microphone and video camera, and pretend to be a reporter complaining abut how bad the shop is.
877. Turn the TVs to fish-like cartoons that give passersby a case of conniptions.
878. Go to the counter, take a chocolate, eat it in front of the cashier, then run.
879. Put your pet snake in the rubber snake display, then complain that the display is moving.
880. Walk behind a shopper, and whenever they go to get something from a shelf, steal something from their cart and put it into yours.

[LT Sandpaw]

881. Put on Hazmat suits, block the store entrances and tell everyone that a hazardous disease had been released in the store and that they all had to remain quarantined inside.

882. Take one of the cart pusher things and collect about thirty or so carts and block about ten open cash registers claiming you're machine broke down.

883. Complain loudly to the manager at the gun section that you demand to Try Out in-store all of the guns before you decide on a purchase.

884. Rob the Place.

885. Get onto one of the Elderly shopping carts, put a siren on it and pull all the elderly shoppers over, and give them speeding tickets.

[Vilu Daskar]

886: Die in the middle of the store.

[Jukka the Sling]

I love 885 and 886.

887:  Hack into the intercom system and scream Star Wars spoilers at everyone.  You'll probably be attacked by the shoppers themselves.

888:  Dress up as Darth Vader and walk into the store with a real lightsaber.  Turn it on.

889:  Smash through the front doors with a small bulldozer and drive around, knocking shelves over and generally wreaking havoc.

[Lady Amber]

890: Pretend to be a zombie and attack people.

891: Go to the baking aisle and spill out all the stuff, like flour and sugar.

[Vilu Daskar]

892. Pay someone to kick you out.

[Groddil]

893. Show up with an eviction notice and demand the staff vacate the premises.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

894. Show up in golden power armour and a chainsword and go on a rampage.

[Vilu Daskar]

895. Start an egg fight.

[Cornflower MM]

896: Start mixing cakes on the floor from things you swiped off the shelves, and if you have time, wander around (With you bowls full of cake mix) looking for ovens and complaining as loudly as you can about not finding them.

897: Make 'cakes' at home (Full of disgusting ingredients) and wander around the store, trying to force shoppers and staff alike to try one.

898: Break all the perfume bottles and open all the bottles of lotion in one aisle; force everyone to walk through it.

[Lady Amber]

899: Pour laundry detergent everywhere so people will slip over.

900: Break all the glass bottles.

901: Set stuff on fire.

902: Ride a bike throughout the store and crash into things and people.

903: Open packets of food and eat it.