Submit yourselves for candidacies here!!! ;D
Candidates:
Soren
Gonff
Ash
LT
Russa...
Vilu
*raises hand*
*Raises hand as well*
.
*Raises hand*
What even is this topic about?
Jukka and Del's theoretical baby's godfather.
Once we have a few people's candidates, they will start telling Jukka and I why they should be the Godfather of the fictional baby. ;D
Hm... Why not I volunteer.
Okay, that's slightly weird. ;P
Vilu started it!
On another note, one more person and we will be able to start!
I'm not sure why this is a thing.
Wait what is this baby's name?
We don't know yet. But probably Glorfindel if it's a boy, but not sure about anything else...and don't blame me! Soren started it! (Vilu started the Godfather thing, and Soren started the entire topic!) ;D
#BlameSoren ? ? ?
#BlameVilu ? ? ?
*Raises hand*
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 01, 2016, 04:16:44 PM
#BlameSoren ? ? ?
#BlameVilu ? ? ?
Both! ;D
Russa? You would be the Godmother...but we can do it... ;D
Okay! You may begin!
Del, honey, could you add an apostrophe after the 's' in parentheses in the title? It's sort of bugging me... :P
Is everyone sufficiently disturbed by my use of a term of endearment?
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 01, 2016, 05:06:10 PM
Del, honey, could you add an apostrophe after the 's' in parentheses in the title? It's sort of bugging me... :P
Is everyone sufficiently disturbed by my use of a term of endearment?
No, sufficiently entertained. ;D
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 01, 2016, 05:06:10 PM
Del, honey, could you add an apostrophe after the 's' in parentheses in the title? It's sort of bugging me... :P
Is everyone sufficiently disturbed by my use of a term of endearment?
Done...
What exactly are we supposed to do?
Present arguments why we should dub thee the godfather.
I am also submitting myself.
Very well!
I will write the essay later.
CHOOSE ME, FOR I AM FEAR INCARNATE. I AM THE RAGE OF THE DARK GODS. I AM THE EVERCHOSEN!
You're too loud.
Why Vilu Daskar Should be the Godfather of the Baby.
By Vilu Daskar
1. The Child will have armies too numerous to count, to defend it should it ever be in danger.
2. The Child and it relatives will have a custom built house. Money is not an object.
3. The Child will receive the best education possible costing the parents no money what so ever.
4. The Child shall be my heir when I die if I do not have a child myself by then.
5. The Family will receive vacations to anywhere in the universe free of charge whenever they want.
6. Should the Child die it will be buried in any grave yard of the parents choice free of charge.
7. It is me, why would you not what me as its godfather?
8. What ever job the child should want to do it will have the most skilled animal, human, or other creature to teach it.
9. Any request made by the parents, except for me to stop being the Baby's godfather, shall be carefully thought over by my good self and done if it is reasonable.
10.The Child and the family will be given special privileges given to only a very select few.
I, Vilu Daskar, solemnly swear never to teach the Child anything unapproved by the parents.
Vilu Daskar High Emperor of the Universe.
Copyright 3000 by 'The Daskarian Imperium.'
Ookay. I accept.
You still need a godmother.
Why I Should Be Ben and Flo's Godmother.
1. I'm related to you.
2. If anything were to happen to Jukka and Del the children would come and live with me in my fancy house.
3. I make delectable muffins.
4. I'm good with kids.
5. I'll give each child a copy of The Silmarillion signed by Tolkien himself.
6. I'll buy you a submarine.
7. I'll buy you a mansion.
8. I'll buy you a yacht.
9. I'll buy you a car.
10. I'm related to you.
;D
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good...especially to an adorable Dibbun.
I'm good at cooking delicious vittles that will surely delight him or her.
He or she would get a Hogwarts letter, I swear! I'll treat him or her as a future wizard or witch! Or a future Hobbit!
Signed, Dotti the Loony Haremaid
But Del still hasn't answered your latest offer, Vilu, so...
@the others: Um, you can be joint godmothers. If Del accepts.
Yeah but I'm half way there.
You're one to talk. ;D
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 08, 2016, 06:20:17 PM
Ookay. I accept.
Wait!!!
We need to wait for everyone to state their arguments!! There might be a better one. Then we have to talk about it over PMs! ;D
Okay. (I'm highly amused by this whole thing.)
;D
-The baby boy would be my namesake
-I have a lightsaber and I know how to use it. I would train the youngling.
-I've been a huge Delka supporter since day one, and would therefore support the family in any possible way
-I have cookies
-I would teach the baby how to use a triquarter
-I would teach the baby some Russian
-I would pay for its Apple Music subscription
-I would help it develop classic style, not thuggy or too hip
-I would serve the baby as if it was my own child, protect and support it in even the worst of times
Mm, very persuasive. I still think Vilu has a good case too, though.
I shall be its godmother!
1: I'm the kid's aunt
2: I will introduce the kid to Redwall
3: I will introduce the kid to LotR at a young age
4: I will give it a free copy of The Silmarillion
5: I'm good with kids
6: I will give the kid a bunch of presents for its birthday
7: I will expand the child's mind with knowledgeable things
8: When the kid comes over to my house, I will give it a bunch of good things to eat
9: I can babysit the child for you
10: I can provide for the child if something were to happen to you and Del
1. I would care for it should the mother and father be uncontrollably unable to.
2. One can learn much from a troll.
3. I would not teach bad habits and would encourage good behavior.
4. The child would be introduced to many good book series.
5. There would be many job opportunities I could open the kid up to.
6. I can teach it to cook and bake.
7. I wouldn't let it starve.
8. I would protect it with my life.
9. It shall never be cold; the fires of my forge shall warm it.
10. I can teach it wise phrases, such as "It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to."
11. I shall make sure it stays away from pesty wizards who want nothing better to than to arrive no later or earlier than they mean to and take five minutes to finish saying "good morning".
I should. The Brotherhood of Steel will support he family financially and militarily. We are all brothers. (I'm not even trying)
I. I will teach the child the basic tenets of honour.
II. I am a Space Marine of the Blood Angels chapter. I will teach your child much.
III. I will teach him how to use every weapon there is masterfully, in the event that he is caught in one of the wars that plague this forum.
IV. I will educate your child to the highest degree. They will know about all that exists.
V. I will teach your child how to survive on his own in the wild.
VI. Your child will be disciplined and will not behave badly to others.
VII. Your child will be protected in all ways. He shall not starve or be in want of anything.
VIII. I will teach your child the six hundred and sixty six wards against daemons.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 10, 2016, 03:53:31 AM
I should. The Brotherhood of Steel will support he family financially and militarily. We are all brothers. (I'm not even trying)
The "Brotherhood of Steel" just barged, unauthorized, into a school and threatened innocent students. I doubt Del and Jukka want their child associating with such evil individuals.
.... We protect!
We were investigating reports of Institute synths in the area.
I'm confused.
YOU CAN ALL BE GODPARENTS (EXCEPT SAGE) BECAUSE I CAN'T DECIDE!!!
Oh.
It's up to you and Del. :P
*waits for Del to show up*
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 10, 2016, 04:53:05 AM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 10, 2016, 04:48:04 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 10, 2016, 04:47:21 AM
I'm confused.
Then ask your question.
What's a synth?
A synth is a machine designed to look like a human. They are constructed by the Institute. The latest Gen 3 synths are so realistic they can be mistaken for a human. Synths are a technological abomination and that is why the Institute must be eradicated.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 10, 2016, 04:44:20 AM
We were investigating reports of Institute synths in the area.
No, you were not! You were trying to take over the school!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 10, 2016, 04:56:03 AM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 10, 2016, 04:44:20 AM
We were investigating reports of Institute synths in the area.
No, you were not! You were trying to take over the school!
I know, right? He totally needs to be arrested!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 10, 2016, 04:56:03 AM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 10, 2016, 04:44:20 AM
We were investigating reports of Institute synths in the area.
No, you were not! You were trying to take over the school!
We were investigating reports of Institute synths in the area. Please do not interfere with BOS business.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 10, 2016, 04:59:48 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 10, 2016, 04:56:03 AM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 10, 2016, 04:44:20 AM
We were investigating reports of Institute synths in the area.
No, you were not! You were trying to take over the school!
We were investigating reports of Institute synths in the area. Please do not interfere with BOS business.
We are in a new era, and oppression and tyranny will not be tolerated!
What does investigating reports of synths have to do with oppression and tyranny?
None of us are synths!
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 10, 2016, 05:07:44 AM
None of us are synths!
That's exactly what a synth would say.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 10, 2016, 05:05:31 AM
What does investigating reports of synths have to do with oppression and tyranny?
Those reports are a pretence! Your dreams of conquest will not come to bear!
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 10, 2016, 05:13:12 AM
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Quote from: Lady Amber on January 10, 2016, 05:07:44 AM
None of us are synths!
That's exactly what a synth would say.
Well, what if I'm not a synth?
What if you are? At any rate, just let us perform a simple test and we can confirm your race.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 10, 2016, 05:14:53 AM
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Quote from: Lady Amber on January 10, 2016, 05:07:44 AM
None of us are synths!
That's exactly what a synth would say.
Well, what if I'm not a synth?
What if you are? At any rate, just let us perform a simple test and we can confirm your race.
SHE IS HUMAN! WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! Leave before you are slain, or I shall not hold back.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 10, 2016, 05:18:57 AM
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Quote from: Lady Amber on January 10, 2016, 05:07:44 AM
None of us are synths!
That's exactly what a synth would say.
Well, what if I'm not a synth?
What if you are? At any rate, just let us perform a simple test and we can confirm your race.
SHE IS HUMAN! WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! Leave before you are slain, or I shall not hold back.
Sir, you must understand that I could be court-marshaled for not performing this test.
Really? I will break your court and you will be a free man once more.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 10, 2016, 05:22:44 AM
Really? I will break your court and you will be a free man once more.
You wish to go against Elder Maxson?
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 10, 2016, 05:24:20 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 10, 2016, 05:22:44 AM
Really? I will break your court and you will be a free man once more.
You wish to go against Elder Maxson?
Elder Maxson is unborn compared to Chapter Master Dante's age.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 10, 2016, 05:29:57 AM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 10, 2016, 05:24:20 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 10, 2016, 05:22:44 AM
Really? I will break your court and you will be a free man once more.
You wish to go against Elder Maxson?
Elder Maxson is unborn compared to Chapter Master Dante's age.
I'm about 280 myself.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 10, 2016, 05:31:31 AM
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Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 10, 2016, 05:24:20 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 10, 2016, 05:22:44 AM
Really? I will break your court and you will be a free man once more.
You wish to go against Elder Maxson?
Elder Maxson is unborn compared to Chapter Master Dante's age.
I'm about 280 myself.
I'm 350 years old. Chapter Master Dante is 11,000 years old.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 10, 2016, 05:33:05 AM
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Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 10, 2016, 05:24:20 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 10, 2016, 05:22:44 AM
Really? I will break your court and you will be a free man once more.
You wish to go against Elder Maxson?
Elder Maxson is unborn compared to Chapter Master Dante's age.
I'm about 280 myself.
I'm 350 years old. Chapter Master Dante is 11,000 years old.
Nothing the Milky Way galaxy can't beat. It is *googles* 13.21 billion years.
Well, this topic took a turn for the worst.
Right now...I think Skarzs is in the lead. I mean come on how cool would it be to go live with a troll? Soren and Vilu are saying pretty much the same thing, except Vilu with more of the tyrannical... ;D
I think Skarzs should be the Godfather...but the problem with that is, that Faiy would have to be the Godmother, otherwise it just wouldn't make sense!
Soren and Amber would work, and Vilu doesn't really have a ship. Jukka?
But there is the inherent danger of living with a troll... The danger of squishing!
Yes, the troll's enemies, it can be trusted. Babies aren't trolls enemies, they aren't big enough. ;D
Maybe they can all be godparents...
Even I may be part-time, wot?
@Jukka, Maybe not...what about having two sets of Godparents? But only two... ;D
@Dotti, If you are found worthy you may be the secondary Godmother.
*curtsy* Thank you. I promise to behave in a proper ladylike way. I solemnly swear that I, a mere little maid, will be molded in proper manners and etiquette.
Quote from: Delthion on January 10, 2016, 03:47:26 PM
Right now...I think Skarzs is in the lead. I mean come on how cool would it be to go live with a troll? Soren and Vilu are saying pretty much the same thing, except Vilu with more of the tyrannical... ;D
I think Skarzs should be the Godfather...but the problem with that is, that Faiy would have to be the Godmother, otherwise it just wouldn't make sense!
Soren and Amber would work, and Vilu doesn't really have a ship. Jukka?
Yes he does! He's shipped with me! ;D Make Vilu the Godfather and then I can be the Godmother! It's perfect! ;D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 10, 2016, 07:57:24 PM
Quote from: Delthion on January 10, 2016, 03:47:26 PM
Right now...I think Skarzs is in the lead. I mean come on how cool would it be to go live with a troll? Soren and Vilu are saying pretty much the same thing, except Vilu with more of the tyrannical... ;D
I think Skarzs should be the Godfather...but the problem with that is, that Faiy would have to be the Godmother, otherwise it just wouldn't make sense!
Soren and Amber would work, and Vilu doesn't really have a ship. Jukka?
Yes he does! He's shipped with me! ;D Make Vilu the Godfather and then I can be the Godmother! It's perfect! ;D
I thought you hated that ship!
The godmother and father don't have to be in relation in any way. My sister's godmother is some lady who moved away some years ago, but her godfather is my uncle who is married to a different person.
Quote from: Delthion on January 10, 2016, 03:47:26 PM
Right now...I think Skarzs is in the lead. I mean come on how cool would it be to go live with a troll? Soren and Vilu are saying pretty much the same thing, except Vilu with more of the tyrannical... ;D
I think Skarzs should be the Godfather...but the problem with that is, that Faiy would have to be the Godmother, otherwise it just wouldn't make sense!
Soren and Amber would work, and Vilu doesn't really have a ship. Jukka?
How about me, eh?
I still think Skarzs is the best choice...Soren's is good, Vilu's is good, but Skarzs is a troll and Vilu is a little to tyrannical... ;D
HOW ABOUT ME?! *Sobs*
Quote from: Delthion on January 11, 2016, 04:33:04 AM
I still think Skarzs is the best choice...Soren's is good, Vilu's is good, but Skarzs is a troll and Vilu is a little to tyrannical... ;D
Right, well, not to force choices on you, but in our families at least one of the godparents is related a lot of times. So perhaps one of the squirrel sisters. . . ?
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 11, 2016, 05:13:23 AM
HOW ABOUT ME?! *Sobs*
Same, I think anyone hasn't shipped me yet.
*considers Ash/Dotti ship*
*is frightfully confused by all of the potential godparents*
Just chose me, you'll be part of the nobility, your kid will likely be my heir, you'll never have to worry about the future again.
That's the problem Vilu, he will be your heir, and we don't want him to grow up to be like Izeroth and his tyranny.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 11, 2016, 05:16:04 AM
Quote from: Delthion on January 11, 2016, 04:33:04 AM
I still think Skarzs is the best choice...Soren's is good, Vilu's is good, but Skarzs is a troll and Vilu is a little to tyrannical... ;D
Right, well, not to force choices on you, but in our families at least one of the godparents is related a lot of times. So perhaps one of the squirrel sisters. . . ?
Me!
Quote from: Delthion on January 11, 2016, 10:43:39 PM
That's the problem Vilu, he will be your heir, and we don't want him to grow up to be like Izeroth and his tyranny.
I could hire someone to teach him how not to be a tyrant.
How about anybody else.
Are you asking me?
No, I'm telling you.
Alright...so I think here's how it's going on.
Primary Godfather and Godmother: Skarzs, Lady Amber.
Secondary: Soren and Dotti.
I'll go with that 'cause I'm way too lazy to seriously think through the options. :P
Very well! Seriously, it isn't that hard to remember! ;D
Wait, I'm the Godmother? Yay! :D
Secondary?! ;D
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on January 13, 2016, 12:06:43 AM
Secondary?! ;D
A failsafe. Synths tend to plan ahead like that.
So you're saying Jukka and Del are synths.
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 13, 2016, 02:34:28 AM
So you're saying Jukka and Del are synths.
(http://gif.co/o9pB.gif)
Amber, you were one of two applicants with the Godmother though...and you're related to the mother. So...sorry to burst your bubble. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Delthion on January 13, 2016, 04:13:29 AM
Amber, you were one of two applicants with the Godmother though...and you're related to the mother. So...sorry to burst your bubble. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Don't worry Amber, you can be an aunt!
She already is.
And I always plan ahead. Does that make me a synth?
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 13, 2016, 05:55:21 AM
She already is.
And I always plan ahead. Does that make me a synth?
Congrats! You've made it onto a baseball team. What position do you play?
This is impossible, how could you choose a troll over a stoat?
You dub me a secondary godmother?! Oh goodness thanks!
Here I go with helpings and carings! But a poor little maid like me needs some helping hand whenever she needs it.
I guess there's always the next one.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 13, 2016, 11:57:16 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 13, 2016, 05:55:21 AM
She already is.
And I always plan ahead. Does that make me a synth?
Congrats! You've made it onto a baseball team. What position do you play?
Excuse me, this is an important question.
. . . What? How is that relevant to the question I asked?
It determines whether or not you're a synth.
Short stop.
Sage, didn't you say a synth was a robot disguised as a human?
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on January 14, 2016, 06:10:20 PM
Sage, didn't you say a synth was a robot disguised as a human?
Correction: a robot designed to look and act like a human.
@Skarzs: Okay... You're good. I'd give you the entire test but whatever. You are not a synth.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 16, 2016, 02:28:00 AM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on January 14, 2016, 06:10:20 PM
Sage, didn't you say a synth was a robot disguised as a human?
Correction: a robot designed to look and act like a human.
Then Skarzs couldn't be a synth, he's a troll.
The Institute is known to be testing Synth tech on other species.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 18, 2016, 03:48:10 PM
The Institute is known to be testing Synth tech on other species.
Just splash water all over everybody and you'll find out if we're synths.
Unless...
YOU'RE A SYNTH!
Of course I'm a synth. You were nowhere close to recognizing me as one... Even though my profile picture is the emblem of the Institute!
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 20, 2016, 01:09:58 PM
Of course I'm a synth. You were nowhere close to recognizing me as one... Even though my profile picture is the emblem of the Institute!
I was wondering why the man in your picture had one leg.
It's two legs held together. The emblem is based off of the famous drawing Leonardo da Vinci drew.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 20, 2016, 01:53:57 PM
It's two legs held together. The emblem is based off of the famous drawing Leonardo da Vinci drew.
No, it's two legs fused together. You chaps aren't too sane.
I'm not lying. Ask anybody else.
I would post the actual picture but it's rather revealing for nowadays' standards.
Yeah. It's essentially my profile picture, just with the legs not as pressed together.
Quote from: Delthion on January 13, 2016, 04:13:29 AM
Amber, you were one of two applicants with the Godmother though...and you're related to the mother. So...sorry to burst your bubble. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Wait, you're saying I don't get to be the Godmother because I'm a synth too? 'Cause I'm not one!
Yeah, SRB records indicate that your synth, J3-56, was destroyed because it went insane and tried to flood the room with deadly neurotoxin. You're not a synth.
Yay!
Just curious, am I also not a synth?
Date of birth? Name? Gender? I need a DNA sample. Are you registered to go in a vault in the case of a nuclear attack?
*Scribbles on paper* June 29. Dorothea Duckfontein Dillworthy. Female.
Um, not yet.
Well, did you survive the Great War? Have you lived to the date of 2267 as a healthy human?
Well, I don't think so. In Dark Forest I will be getting my beauty sleep by that time.
Not a synth.
Goody! Thankies!
Thought I would join this conversation.
Well, it's pretty much been settled...not much else to converse about.
I'll just leave then. I cn tell when I am not wanted :(
:'( ;D
:(
:'( :'( :'( :'(
:P
No one understand the sadness of sweet sorrow.
Must you part until the morrow?
Yes, I shan't show my face of grief till much in the near future
Oh poor little Tam...*sniffles while hugging Tam*
*hugs while sniffling Tam*
*Badgerhugs Tam*
It was a play on words, okay? Just let it go. Tamask already sank...
If you stop with Ruskar I'll leave Tamask on the bottom of the sea.
But I'm not the one sailing Ruskar. You two are managing that all by yourselves...
I have no idea what you mean by that. I think it's time to add a new law.
What I mean is you and Russa are so obviously into each other that currently that ship cannot sink. ;D