I'm attacking Redwall H'Abbey with my wonderous horde of loyal vermin!
TRY TO STOP US IF YOU CAN, SUCKERS!
/me races forward and draws pictures of bird meat on the sandstone.
Why?
Because Redwall is mine, and chicken tastes good.
You're under seige now.
Oh well.
K.
Lol.
Wow.
;D
*Shoots arrows down into the fray.* Defend the abbey!
As a horde leader Ashleg has obviously forgotten basic grammar rules.
Quote from: Ashleg on September 07, 2017, 12:15:05 AM
Because Redwall is mine, and chicken tastes good.
You're under seige now.
I before E except after C my dear Ashleg! ;D
*Fires cannons into the packed masses of vermin.*
(No cannons. We must only have canon weapons. ;D)
*Fires Canons into the packed masses of vermin.*
(https://www.usa.canon.com/internet/wcm/connect/us/a0e58d8f-624a-400e-913a-00b3f0eb0f53/canon-eos-rebel-t5i-ef-s-18-55mm-is-stm-lens-3q-d.jpg?MOD=AJPERES&CACHEID=ROOTWORKSPACE.Z18_P1KGHJ01L85180AUEPQQJ53034-a0e58d8f-624a-400e-913a-00b3f0eb0f53-kZnQo-M)
*Shoots both Del and Rosie, forming Delsie, at the hoard*
Get it, 'cause dey canon
It's not.
Ashie Legwater is canon.
JOIN ME, ROSIE! CONVERT!
*grabs a sword and charges the main gate*
Although I have to commit Grammar Nazi suicide now...
*Is hit in the stomach with a cannonball and is thrown to the ground*
Is this some sort of weird Cupid thing?
Also, Ash, you are the side of Ashie that makes it not canon. Del is my one true love anyway
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 07, 2017, 11:55:54 AM
Also, Ash, you are the side of Ashie that makes it not canon. Del is my one true love anyway
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 07, 2017, 11:55:54 AM
Del is my one true love anyway
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 07, 2017, 11:55:54 AM
Del my true love
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ajgLCuCyqkbvi/giphy.gif)
;D
Gonsie is the one true ship! ;D
>:(
Retreat or be destroyed, Ashleg!
Quote from: Delthion on September 07, 2017, 03:41:40 PM
Gonsie is the one true ship! ;D
I think you need to be hit in the stomach with a canonball again Del. You seem to still be denying the amazingness of Delsie
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 07, 2017, 05:40:21 PM
Retreat or be destroyed, Ashleg!
Ha! Good luck with that!
I'm already in the courtyard!
Wait until I get home to draw the destruction I shall cause to your horde.
The air?
(The hell? Stupid auto correct.)
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 07, 2017, 05:56:26 PM
Quote from: Delthion on September 07, 2017, 03:41:40 PM
Gonsie is the one true ship! ;D
I think you need to be hit in the stomach with a canonball again Del. You seem to still be denying the amazingness of Delsie
GONSIE! GONSIE! GONSIE! GONSIE! GONSIE!
DELSIE! DELSIE! DELSIE! DELSIE! DELSIE! DELSIE!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 07, 2017, 10:17:43 PM
DELSIE! DELSIE! DELSIE! DELSIE! DELSIE! DELSIE!
Aaaaaawwwwwww yyyyyyiiiiiiisssssss
;D
NEIN.
DELSIE SHALL BEAT ALL OTHER SHIPS
AS LONG AS I AM STILL MAID-OF-HONOR I DON'T REALLY CARE
Wot.
This is the real war.
Ya'll ruined a perfect thread.
I think you mean we made it perfect.
No.
*shoots Rosie with an arrow*
Good, now shoot Del so we can be in love.
No.
*Steals bow and shoot Del*
Whoops, sorry 'bout that. Real slippery hands an' all.
DELSIE OTP!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs off to make wedding plans*
But... but what about Gonsie?
What about Gonsie?
Gonsie's much better.
Like I have already stated, DELSIE SHALL RULE THEM ALL.
*Sigh*
;D
Gonff is, like, the first person you were shipped with. You have to stick with him. ;D
He obviously agrees with Delsie. Plus, Delsie is the far superior ship, so nothing can stand in it's way. ;D
/me kills himself to hide from Rosie...FOREVER!!!! >:D ;D
Wow.
.......
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/me knows, however, that Delthion is already dead, so his suicide means that he's alive now and him and Rosie will be forever together!!! ;D
...
Yay! My true love is alive again! *Locks Del into a chair so he can never escape, and takes out my stylishly decorated clipboard*
So, what should the wedding colors be?
*Looks down at you guys from the wall.* Can you, like, do this after the battle?
See!
That vile Redwaller has a fleck of sense!
*raises sword*
ASHLEG, ASHLEG!
KILL, KILL!
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 08, 2017, 05:41:25 PM
*Looks down at you guys from the wall.* Can you, like, do this after the battle?
I cannot put on pause matters of the heart my dear friend.
Then rip out your heart like I did and you won't have those problems any more.
Quote from: Ashleg on September 08, 2017, 05:46:10 PM
See!
That vile Redwaller has a fleck of sense!
*raises sword*
ASHLEG, ASHLEG!
KILL, KILL!
I will defend this abbey to my dying breath. Come at me.
/me has an idea...rips out Rosie's heart.
/me rips Del's heart out in her last dying moments before falling to the floor.
*Looks at two dead lovers with each other's hearts in hand*
My, what a romantic way to go out.
It's like an even more twisted version of "Romeo and Juliet".
. . . Okee den.
/me charges and aims to slash Skarzs with his sword.
/me swallows a pacemaker so that I continue to live.
*leaps down from the wall of Redwall and starts eating the vermin left and right.* ;D
/me swallows Del so I can continue to live
*Holds up a rusty pitchfork*
Slay'em all wit' da big'n'rusty fork!
*Charges the main gate with a cohort of toads and begins battering it down utilizing an old sofa*
I thought I told yer not t' bring that sofa, Deputy!
/me snarls, parrying a mouse before slaying it to make his way to Skarzs.
*Lifts up a rat and tosses it aside.* You would fight a cougar?
/me is a Gryphon.
*Blinks.*
*Slaps the nearest toad.*
Shtupid! da chief says don't bring da sofa. Now we gotta bang'a down da gate wit' yer head'noggin instead'a his sofa!
*The toad cohort utilizes the toad's head to batter down the gates*
*After about thirty minutes the gates begin to splinter, a little.*
BOSS! Dis be takin' too long'a'time!
Quote from: Ashleg on September 09, 2017, 01:52:24 AM
I thought I told yer not t' bring that sofa, Deputy!
/me snarls, parrying a mouse before slaying it to make his way to Skarzs.
How do you parry a mouse pray tell?
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 09, 2017, 02:21:27 AM
*Lifts up a rat and tosses it aside.* You would fight a cougar?
I'd fight a cougar.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on September 09, 2017, 03:19:04 AM
*Slaps the nearest toad.*
Shtupid! da chief says don't bring da sofa. Now we gotta bang'a down da gate wit' yer head'noggin instead'a his sofa!
*The toad cohort utilizes the toad's head to batter down the gates*
*After about thirty minutes the gates begin to splinter, a little.*
BOSS! Dis be takin' too long'a'time!
Stupid! Use the sofa!
Quote from: Delthion on September 09, 2017, 04:39:38 AM
Quote from: Ashleg on September 09, 2017, 01:52:24 AM
I thought I told yer not t' bring that sofa, Deputy!
/me snarls, parrying a mouse before slaying it to make his way to Skarzs.
How do you parry a mouse pray tell?
You just do.
So you parried his body?
I parried his platypus.
Quote from: Ashleg on September 09, 2017, 05:16:59 AM
I parried his platypus.
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/9/9e/Perry-the-platypus.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120615004040)
Climbs down wall of abbey and charges vermin horde
HAWAY THE BRAW!!!!!!
Krantor the Brutal joins vermin horde.
Oh boy lads we got more trouble coming
HAHAHAHA!
Haway the Braw?
Embarrassing!
*throwz punches*
Starve 'em, lock 'em up in the fortress. *draws blade*
Starve 'em and make 'em cook food for me!
What so funny ash its a battle cry yee want me tae charge ya ehh
If you weren't a coward you'd have already done it.
Then away at ye HAWAY THE BRAW!!!
*twirls sword*
Thrusts sword forward
I have yet to draw that picture. . .
Mm, I need a good war cry. . . Maybe just a maniacal laugh? Or maybe Ad Victoriam! Morte ut vermi malum!
Occidite, illas bestias.
you.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 08, 2017, 07:23:38 AM
Thrusts sword forward
Ha!
*the sound of metal hitting off metal reverberates throughout the room before I run, heading up the stairs*
What metal?
Carbotanium. ;D
Dalekanium.
At least mine was real! ;D
That's a composite.
I pledge my allegiance to the true winners; the vermin! Follow the leader to victory, troops! Spare not a single life except that of the Friar. We need a good cook. Stumpy the rat makes horrible skilly 'n' duff.
*Bites off Stumpy's head.*
/me eats the rest of the corpse.
We will not fall.
Thanks, Dkarz.
. . .
*Attacks east wall*
*Watches Krantor try to fight a wall.*
These guys aren't too sharp, are they. . .
Huh. I'm already inside.
...your own head.
*breaks through the east wall*
No, not sharp at all...
Uh...sorry to break it to you, but that was the east wall of Marshank... ;D
Marshank isn't even near here.
You call us the evil ones, but we're not powerplaying!
*cuts open a friar*
D:
*revs up those friars*
I am the only goodbeast here. Accept a couple o these guys looks inside the cut friar gross, runs to defend east wall
Ahaha.
Why'd you look inside it? It's obvious it will be gross.
*dips a paw in the friar*
HOT!!!!!!
*Swings sword at Ashleg's neck.*
Picks up a spear from a dead weasel and tries to poke Krantor.
*Strolls in
What ho chaps! Does anybody know where the bally kitchens are? I'm jolly well famis... Omigosh
*Draws sword and charges
EULALIAAAAAAAAAA
*Slashes at spear*
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 13, 2017, 10:44:42 PM
*Swings sword at Ashleg's neck.*
*ducks and aims a SWOOPING KICK AT SKARZS' KNOBBLY KNEES*
*Is kicked in the shin.*
Ow!
*Jabs sword point at Ash's stomach, then goes for a cut.*
*charges into the fray
EULALIAAAAA
*bowls everyone over and trips
Spear snaps in two and is knocked flat by force of the swipe, slowly gets up and draws his sword and charges Krantor.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 14, 2017, 12:56:40 AM
*Is kicked in the shin.*
Ow!
*Jabs sword point at Ash's stomach, then goes for a cut.*
/me blocks it with his own sword and then proceeds to blubber and cry.
I appoint myself friar and that automatically gives me triple rations. Anyone who wishes to enjoy this pleasure also must join the vermin.
*stares pointedly at the hares*
Kicks friar out of the way, proceeds fighting Krantor
YOU HIT ME?!?!?
Oh no, not today! You ain't doin' that, no sir. Y'all is all goin to die! Meet my friend Mr. Cast Iron skillet!
*proceeds to murder Scott Mcklamok and turn him into a stew.*
THIS IS WARFARE, CHAPS
Hits friar on head with shield
Hits Scott on head with MARTIN THE FREAKIN' WARRIOR'S SWORD
*Stumbles back and falls over clearly knocked out. Where did you get the sword?
/me gets up.
/me runs across the room towards the new Friar, swinging his sword.
ALL FRIARS MUST GOOOOOO!
I got the sword because Friars have powers, that's how!!! For Deeper n' Ever Pie and whatnot!
*parries Ashleg and knocks him out to*
Quote from: Ashleg on October 14, 2017, 03:06:31 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 14, 2017, 12:56:40 AM
*Is kicked in the shin.*
Ow!
*Jabs sword point at Ash's stomach, then goes for a cut.*
/me blocks it with his own sword and then proceeds to blubber and cry.
. . .
Out to?
Out to where?
(The Land of Fluffy Unicorns and Happy Rainbows.)
Noh!
Sits up and imagine's Ashlegs everywhere
/me sits up and imagines Ash's legs everywhere.
Er.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJQy6keugL1bnAQSbUhHyN7I2L6OmtWbxshebDdskqH7H-CJsy)
Maybe don't imagine that.
Knocks out to Typo-land, that's where.
/me comes back.
/me races to the kitchens to lay it down to more friars.
Get the friarist!
*jumps in
Golly chaps what time is it?
* bumps ashleg
Foul play sah EULALIAAAAAA
*swings sword at ashleg
*Gets up charges Krantor and screams at old friar
*lets fight if you want the abbey to stay up, gives old mouse a spoon, FIGHT!!!!!
You're a sadist!
/me ducks and lunges at the friar, swinging his sword.
Fine then, starve!!!
*sets kitchens alight*
*Runs out and locks the door, trapping the Friars inside.
*Comes in let's Ash take glory.*
*Kicks open door*
*Runs in to save the friars and sisters.*
You! *Points at Ashleg.* Dispicable!
Ah, Despicable Me!
/me poises his dagger.
They are unfit to serve and must be vanquished. They do not work, they are old.
I will break them and order new friars to fill the void.
/me eats Ashleg.
Some problems are easily dealt with! ;D
/me respawns.
Yeah, don't think so. Infinite lifespan, remember? You keep trying this! Some people never learn!
But you're still in my stomach...
*runs to attack Ash*
*Tackles Scott*
*tries to kick free*
*Gets Scott in headlock*
Quote from: Delthion on October 18, 2017, 04:21:20 AM
But you're still in my stomach...
I respawned outside of your stomach, Addlebrain.
GO KRANTOR!!! WHOOOOO!
*kicks the back of Krantors right knee*
Here we see two blossoming duelists practicing their craft. They may grow up to be masters some day.
Well, if this is the limit of their skill, they'll need a lot more practice.
Turn, my friends! Turn against Ashleg the tyrant! Lock him up for good and physic him for the rest of his life!
*Joins the fight*
reinforcements!!! For victory! For DAB! For food and the love of friars!!!
*uppercuts Krantor*
Quote from: DelenatheWanderer on October 18, 2017, 05:34:45 PM
Turn, my friends! Turn against Ashleg the tyrant! Lock him up for good and physic him for the rest of his life!
*Joins the fight*
reinforcements!!! For victory! For DAB! For food and the love of friars!!!
*Uppercuts Delana*
Yack, yack, YUCK! Friars!
*jumps at Ash but gets shot on leg by random vermin*
Pwoor thing.
*Stabs at Scott*
*staggers up and parrys Krantor*
/me lounges in the Abbot's chair and eats grapes.
*keeps fighting Krantor*
*Cracks Scott's neck and sits at Ash's feet.*
Quote from: Krantor the Brutal on October 20, 2017, 02:55:39 AM
*Cracks Scott's neck and sits at Ash's feet.*
*Pats Krantor on the head and gives him a treat.*
Good boy! Good boy, Krantor! Now go murder some Friars! Go--go on, boy, go on!
*Leaves to find crunchable friars.*
*disguises self and steals Ashleg's grapes*
*Reaches for a grape and grabs nothing. Eyebrow lowers.*
KRANTOR! Get back over 'ere, you ugly mug! What did you do with my grapes?!
*drags Krantor forward*
Your esteemed majesty, I have found the thief! And here is a fresh bowl of grapes for your sad, sad loss.
*Snatches grapes*
Good! Now excecute him! I'll watch.
I ASSUME YOUR SILENCE MEANS DEFEAT?
*steals Ashleg's eternal life charm*
You can't steal my charm.
*Looks in the mirror and clicks teeth*
FINE THEN HAVE IT YOUR WAY
Ha.
Ah.
HA
YOUR DANITY IS SPIRALING AWAY, UNTIL AT LAST IT IS GONE.
Danity?
(The ability to eat danishes.)
Ah. It's clear now.
*The ability to eat Danish people.
Mm.
Should have been clear, Skarzs.
Mm.
MM. :(
They were delicious.
Obviously. They're Danish.
Yeah.
Post.
Done.
RPS
>:( >:( >:(
C'MON.
HAAAAAANG ON.
If I don't have homework, I can do it around 11:18.
I am still here to fight. Come at me.
What if I don't want to fight you?
Yeah, what if she doesn't want to fight you? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Then it shall be a very one-sided fight.
Wow, you're just gonna beat me up?
/me eats Rosie.
Of course we're not going to beat you up! :)
Wow. Ruuuude. No warning or anything before you eat me?
Of course not; he's Delthion.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 19, 2017, 02:41:37 AM
Wow. Ruuuude. No warning or anything before you eat me?
Hey! I'm not beating you at least! ;D
Beat.
Some would argue that eating is worse than beating.
Mm.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 19, 2017, 03:33:43 AM
Some would argue that eating is worse than beating.
What? Really?
One: you're in temporary pain
The other: you're dead and your body is in pieces in another body
Beat me any day over that.
Why? Based on that analysis, I would MUCH rather be eaten.
And you say I'm scary. ;D
Skarzs has crippling depression.
Yep.
I thought he just depressed those he squished!
(Get it? GET IT?!!! ;D)
Stop. Get some help.
Quote from: Delthion on December 19, 2017, 05:02:26 PM
I thought he just depressed those he squished!
(Get it? GET IT?!!! ;D)
"Compress."
That's what Skarzs says about his feelings.
"Compress."
Compressed all into one.
Denial?
I haven't found a word for it yet.
Denying it's denial = certain denial. :P
. . .
He never denied that it was denial. He just didn't know what it was! So therefore he wasn't denying that it was denial, which means that he is not necessarily in denial. ;D
Delthion is most certainly going through Denial.
Denialthion.
*Presses the revive button.*
Somebody please tell me they thought of Attack On Titan when they saw the title.
*watches with skeptical expression* Um, guys? I thought Redwall was getting attacked here? *shoots every arrow in quiver at Ash and other vermin* REDWAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!
*stands to the side uncomfortably* Um, where am I? What's going on? Can I be of assistance to anybeast? *looks around in confusion*
*Takes Teer up onto the ramparts and shows the vermin horde descending up them.*
Teer, *He says, pointing at said vermin,* SMASH.
Well, I don't really smash things. It's not really my style. I guess I could burn them, if you want.
Yes, melt their armor to their horrid hides!!!!!
*wanders over to Scott* You okay there,
@Bud? ya neck looks a bit...painful...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 12, 2019, 09:55:52 AM
Well, I don't really smash things. It's not really my style. I guess I could burn them, if you want.
Leave them be. I want to kill some invaders.
*chuckles* Best get the young and old to cavern hole...
*Draws scimitar and backflips off the wall*
Wow, that was dumb of you.
Yep.
>_>
...
Retreat to cavern hole! gather the young ones! *helps a very seasoned mouse to his footpaws, then hands him a dibbun* Please take the others to cavern hole, we need to save as many beasts as we can, and you wise ones are our young uns only hope, I will gather the wounded and bring them up for healing, can you do that? *the old mouse nodded and left, calling the others to him*
Now, how to get you all up there...Hmm, I'll get the least hurt first, that 'ill get 'em out the way so I can 'elp the others...then to the field...*starts helping injured beasts to Cavern hole *
Y U REBIBE DIS TREAD?
...none of what you just said makes any sense...I don't think any of those are even words....
I mean, tread is a word, but he is using it wrong :laugh:
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 01, 2020, 06:34:01 AM
Y U REBIBE DIS TREAD?
I assume you actually mean 'why did you revive this thread'?
Oh...because I thought it was cool...
IT OPENS OLD WOUNDS!
Eh, you'll be fine.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 01, 2020, 05:03:42 PM
IT OPENS OLD WOUNDS!
I'm sorry...*gently carries mole from the fray* You know guys, some help would be appreciated...I can only save the smallest beasts...*returns from Cavern hole* Now...*shapeshifts* This is gonna hurt like blazers...*rolls Coy onto a blanket, then lifts evenly* don't move..
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 10, 2019, 07:14:30 PM
*Takes Teer up onto the ramparts and shows the vermin horde descending up them.*
Teer, *He says, pointing at said vermin,* SMASH.
I get that reference! (but I don't think Teer does :P)
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e8/0a/58/e80a586e48eec94fe5113f16c7ebf867.jpg) ^-^
*very, very gently lays Scott down on a bed* Stay still, if you move, it'll make it worse.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 03, 2020, 12:54:37 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 10, 2019, 07:14:30 PM
*Takes Teer up onto the ramparts and shows the vermin horde descending up them.*
Teer, *He says, pointing at said vermin,* SMASH.
I get that reference! (but I don't think Teer does :P)
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e8/0a/58/e80a586e48eec94fe5113f16c7ebf867.jpg) ^-^
;D I figured she didn't, based off of her response.
*helps a young otter maid carry her mate to cavern hole* Guys, please help...
Ok.
*Throws cave potatoes at the vermin.*
...Oh my..Well, thank you...*Continues helping beasts*
*goes to bed while everybeast is fighting*
Yeah, don't want any more head wounds, do ya?
He'll get one soon if'n no beast 'elps!
RUBBADUB
Boom!
*trumpet sound*
-_-
Lass, that's what Rubbadub does, in case you weren't aware :laugh:
*Brandishes pitchfork* Let's get 'em, mates!
Now that I think about it, does... Redwall have pitchforks? There isn't much mention of them (or hay, for that matter).
They do now. CHARGE!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 08, 2020, 07:07:20 PM
Now that I think about it, does... Redwall have pitchforks? There isn't much mention of them (or hay, for that matter).
Eulalia there is tung the pitchfork..
Scott, is your neck feeling any better?
How much have the vermin taken?
They're still in the courtyard...
*pulls up the blankets*
I think that's all of 'em, now I've called a retreat, we must barricade the doors
BOOMBOOM!
Translation-Your not getting my blankets vermin!
*helps push the table against the door*
*rolls over again, satisfied no one is taking his blankets*
*does one last check to make sure everybeast is here, then goes to help the hurt*
*Begins spanking the vermin.* Naughty vermin! You should know better!
*rolls out of the window off his bed, and squishs the vermin by falling on them*
(all while sleeping)
@Ebantu the Kararehe, could you help the vermin to find Mandoss with that bow of yours?
I can definitely show the way to a few.
*a vermin breaks ebantu's bow*
Brumpump
Translation-Now What?
*this does not happen because I am up on the ramparts and the vermin are down below*
(a flying vermin)
(What if I have a bow of the Galadhrim?)
(this is redwall, you can probably ask Lonna for his bow)
BBBBBBOOOOOOMMMMM!
Translation-Look out here comes a vermin army of flying ferrets!
*leaves*
*shoots ferrets with an MA5B*
AHHHHHH! Coy, you'll paralyze yourself if you do that! *puts a neck brace on Scottie*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/DyqPAnuAklAXe/200.gif)DIE FERRETS!
That wouldn't be a true m60 if it didn't jam on the seventeenth cartridge.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/NastyBoldAplomadofalcon-size_restricted.gif) Aw man....
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 10, 2020, 12:29:06 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/DyqPAnuAklAXe/200.gif)DIE FERRETS!
Oh no! this poor beast lost all his fur, too! :'(
His barber reversed the meaning of bald!
*Begins writing*
They have taken the Gate and the Walls. We have barred the abbey gates, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes. Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming-
*starts to sleepwalk*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 10, 2020, 11:02:35 PM
*Begins writing*
They have taken the Gate and the Walls. We have barred the abbey gates, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes. Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming-
Hey, we actually can hold them off, we're winning, and we can get out, we have an emergency exit, I love your paw writing by the way, it's really neat, nice work!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 10, 2020, 10:57:07 PM
His barber reversed the meaning of bald!
D:
*Walks in, drinking my third cup of coffee.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 10, 2020, 11:02:35 PM
*Begins writing*
They have taken the Gate and the Walls. We have barred the abbey gates, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes. Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming-
*prepares for a glorious last stand*
*sleepwalks right past the vermin sentries*
*Draws sword*
*takes a deep breath, then poofs every goodbeast to cavern hole* St-ay....there...
*Dons coat and starts cleaving through the vermin.*
*tries to poof Verdie back into cavern hole, but is to weak*-et back...it's...not safe...out there...
*puts on helmet and continues.*
*weakly staggers up*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 10, 2020, 10:57:07 PM
His barber reversed the meaning of bald!
Dlab: riah gnikcal yltrap ro yllohw placs a gnivah.
*Charges the vermin*
*Is battling vermin at the door of Cavern Hole* Come on, mates! We can do it! For Redwaaaaaall!
*is battling the noise raging outside his sleep*
C'mon Rub, you can do it, he thinks to himself, I can stay asleep!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 11, 2020, 10:41:05 PM
*Is battling vermin at the door of Cavern Hole* Come on, mates! We can do it! For Redwaaaaaall!
They're...at...the walls...only...evil...birds...got past...*sinks to the floor*
*Runs over and catches Lass*
"You okay?"
Just...a bit...dazed...*tries very hard to stay conscious*
*Picks up Lass and brings her to the infirmary.*
I'm....fine...just...weak...*shuts eyes*
*Doesn't "hear" Lass*
You're...the wounded...one...not...me...I'..m...not...hurt...
*bursts in through the doors with enough guns to supply an army*
Don't worry mates! The cavalry's here!
*open fires on the enemy*
Quote from: lass of something much on May 12, 2020, 03:26:43 AM
You're...the wounded...one...not...me...I'..m...not...hurt...
*Is already in the infirmary placing Lass on a bed*
"Nah I'm fine"
*smiles weakly up at Scott* Are...you sure...Your neck..is..badly...*passes out*
*Lays Lass gently on a bed and runs back down to continue fighting*
(If you get yourself killed, I will be annoyed!)
*Takes a step back and jumps out of a window into the vermin*
*follows scott*
(https://i.redd.it/0l4thw7ra8241.gif)
(https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/10-06-2015/n-HH7d.gif)
WOOHOOOO!!!
(XD)
*Shotguns a rat in the face*
(O_O
Ouch...)
(https://cdn.totallythebomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/the-mandalorian.gif)
Mandoooo!
(Yay! You're back! ^-^ *Hugs Chipckin *)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 14, 2020, 09:40:16 PM
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*a lone tear runs down the side of rubbadub's face*
goodbye Mr. Stormtrooper :'( ;D
(I doubt he did...)
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/5c521343bad7e034969fb0c8bc13f690/tenor.gif?itemid=15922099)
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.makeagif.com%2Fmedia%2F5-27-2015%2FZKrOA-.gif&f=1&nofb=1) Me Seb and Worty!
(oh goodness...) *slowly regains consciousness*
(https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/316746666076210650/E9050D8AE68BB5DE848B20168321BCC1D28E64AF/)
*sits bolt up right* What happened?! Why am I here? Were's my sword!
Something.
Reasons.
Look for the sword in moonlight streaming forth. At night, when day's first hour reflects the North.
*yells at moon* GIVE MY SWORD BAAAAAACK!!!!!
*continues to go on killing rampage*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/04da18eace10633fac4b97364321ebd3/tenor.gif?itemid=15920056)
(https://i1.wp.com/thelegalgeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/IMG_1649.gif)
*attempts to get up*
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*drops down again...*Oh help.. *clutches onto a spear, and pulls self up* I'm gonna go find my sword...
*Leaps into the fray*
*limps off down the stairs*
Uh... Whose side am I on?
{Redwall, witch means you fight the vermin ;)}
Fire and axes....
{*pokes Verdie* No!}
*Grabs battleaxe.*
Yes.
Wait, can't I eat the vermin instead?
'-'
O.O
' ' No.
*Eats vermin*
*Sighs.* Well, they'll be on the run now...
*Flings battleaxe and brandishes cleaver and badger-butcher.*
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Oh please stop with the gifs...they're killing me...
Fine......
(BTW, using gifs is fine, just say something else too...)
*limps down the great hall*
*Picks up random vermin* We need a plan! Any ideas? *Throws vermin*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/0e2f2e7a2969bd3e4311b804c9b85262/tenor.gif?itemid=14081444)
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/552380cca19bdb8c13dcd8170948af3f/tenor.gif?itemid=15735181)
Do not self destruct! We're going to need all the help we can get! Quick, does anyone know who the vermin leader is?
Chargeee!
Wait, wait, Scott! We need a plan!
Probably the biggest one in the back of the group.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LonelyBestAustraliancattledog-size_restricted.gif)
*picks up sword, sheaths it, then makes my way to the battlements* Anybeast have a spare quiver? I used up all my arrows..
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We'll take him out then! Come on! *Charges off*
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*Hands Scott quiver of arrows*
Quote from: lass of something much on May 17, 2020, 12:54:17 AM
*picks up sword, sheaths it, then makes my way to the battlements* Anybeast have a spare quiver? I used up all my arrows..
Just use 'code'-"legolas"
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MeekEarlyDoctorfish-small.gif)
*Grabs a vermin by the neck*
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*waits*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/acdc2ca28639d9256a8b7fa18b93bda3/tenor.gif?itemid=5442241)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 17, 2020, 12:55:42 AM
We'll take him out then! Come on! *Charges off*
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*Hands Scott quiver of arrows*
I don't think Scott needed arrows...
(My sister wanted to see what this is...)
Yea I'm good!(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2F6d%2F7d%2F41%2F6d7d41fed001974b3d80e90455a14a25.gif&f=1&nofb=1)
*finds a sling* Welp, I guess I'll just have to lean...
Quote from: lass of something much on May 17, 2020, 02:30:41 AM
*finds a sling* Welp, I guess I'll just have to lean...
Does she want to know what movie that gif was from?
Spoiler
If so, Avengers: Infinity War
Pfft, as if I didn't know.
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*sends a badly aimed sling stone into a rat's arm* Drat...
I've got a plan
EVERYONE!!!
(https://www.ssbwiki.com/images/9/95/Joker_Final_Smash_SSBU.gif)
Time for an All Out Attack!
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Ahh!
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 17, 2020, 07:06:20 AM
I've got a plan
EVERYONE!!!
(https://www.ssbwiki.com/images/9/95/Joker_Final_Smash_SSBU.gif)
Time for an All Out Attack!
At this stage in the battle, that is a really dumb idea, at this point, long range weaponry is our only hope.
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*looks over and sees Chip's limp body* "Ah!" *uses sling as a club, battering my way to where Chip lay, and swings sling in a killing ark at the vermin*
*Wolverine charges Scott*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/cfb313fccda555c3c2f13e09ec7e13ae/tenor.gif?itemid=15895315)
*thwack! a sling stone crushes the wolverine's skull* "Scott, run for your life!"
*draws sword and stabs a rat who was about to bring his spare down upon Scott*
Quote from: lass of something much on May 17, 2020, 07:32:30 AM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 17, 2020, 07:06:20 AM
I've got a plan
EVERYONE!!!
(https://www.ssbwiki.com/images/9/95/Joker_Final_Smash_SSBU.gif)
Time for an All Out Attack!
At this stage in the battle, that is a really dumb idea, at this point, long range weaponry is our only hope.
Okay...
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*Gets back up*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/c2e388566b9694c84c91b6bb512de790/tenor.gif?itemid=4673201)
That position is very open, the vermin have lrw too, ya know, I advise you get a shield...both of you..
*Lass twirler her sword in a deadly ark, slicing anybeast who dares take her on*
*Pulls out hidden blade*
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*screams blue murder*
*charges at the wolverine*
SCOOOTTTTTTTTT!!!
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*Gets up again and stabs the wolverine*
(https://i.gifer.com/3qu0.gif)
Poor beast...
Yea he's dead now...
Good to see you're alive bud, better get you patched up quickly.
On with the fight!
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Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 17, 2020, 03:34:40 PM
Yea he's dead now...
I mean first this:
Quote from: lass of something much on May 17, 2020, 08:01:33 AM
*thwack! a sling stone crushes the wolverine's skull* "Scott, run for your life!"
*draws sword and stabs a rat who was about to bring his spare down upon Scott*
then this:
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 17, 2020, 03:27:34 PM
*charges at the wolverine*
SCOOOTTTTTTTTT!!!
(https://www.ssbwiki.com/images/a/aa/Byleth_Down_B_SSBU.gif)
And now...:
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 17, 2020, 03:33:02 PM
*Gets up again and stabs the wolverine*
(https://i.gifer.com/3qu0.gif)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3oxHQzoelb7hEVzJgQ/giphy.gif)
I'll take him{Scott} back, that was a nasty wound...
This is one bloody fight
Join us, Rubba!
*Holds his wound*
I'm good!
*Shoots a vermin in the face*
*Lass glanced at Scott, only to receive a shallow gash across her face, then she turned back to the offending vermin, it sliced at her chest, but her chainmail stopped it with ease, then she started her own attack, but each time was skillfully blocked, an undercut managed to sever the beasts leg off after he deflected with his shield, sending Lass's blade with ements force into his leg* "You have fort well, I will-" *gasps* "Carlo?!"
*Sebias runs over to Lass and Scott, but trips on a vermin corpse. Rolling over, the otter just barely manages to dodge as a ferret thrusts at him with a spear. Swinging his axe with both paws, Sebias plunges the thick blade deep into the ferret's chest.*
*runs over to help*
Don't worry... Ughh!
*gets knocked out by stray slingstone*
*Crawling onto his footpaws, Sebias dashes over to the creature, bloodied axe in paw.* (What are you, Wort? Hare, I assume?)
(yes I'm a hare)
*gurgle*
"Just hang on!" *Sebias looks around. Seeing Lass, the otter calls out:* "This hare needs help!" *Kicks a charging stoat's knees out from under him, then bashes his head with my axe.*
*suddenly the wildcat broke down, tears fulling his eyes* "Lass, I can explain, I-"
"Time for that later, for Come...come back to the Abby, to where you grew up.. Help us.." *the wildcat just nodded* "Here" *Lass helped her long lost friend up, letting him use her as a crutch'* "Guys, I'm going in..."
*is surrounded by 3 stoats, 1 rat and 1 fox. Taking out the fox with a quick hard right, using his body as a flail sweeping a stoat and the rat unconscious. Drawing two throwing daggers, dodges a spear thrust from a stoat and killing them with the knives*
*A spear suddenly stabs Sebias in the back, and the otter drops to the ground slowly*
*pretends not to notice Seb, whistles* :D
*Lass fought her way back into the abbey, attacking the vermin from behind, as they assaulted the great walls*
*reaching the doors, she called softly to an otter waiting at the gates* "Brook, open up, it's me, Lass!" *the young gate keeper looked out the peep hole, then opened the door just wide enough to let the waiting woodlanders in*
"Brook, please get this cat to the infirmary" *The young otter looked questioningly at the cat, then called for the infirmary aide. meanwhile, Lass had helped Carlo to a chair* "I need to go out and help fight, be good or I'll chop your other paw off too!" *she said with a small smile, then slipped back out*
*Scott saw a vermin creeping up on Sebias. Shifting his gun to aim at the vermin he fired CLICK Scott was out of ammo. He watched as the bif otter got stabbed in the back. Throwing his useless gun away and drawing his scottish backhand sword, Scott fought his way to where Sebias lay. Arrows bounced harmlessly off of his armor as he ran to Sebias. Scott snapped the neck of the vermin that stabbed Sebias in the back and knelt beside Seb and felt for a pulse. Scott was overjoyed to feel a slight pulse.*"I'll get you out of here Seb" Scott picked up Seb on his shoulder and ran for the abbey.*
uugghghhh.
*reaches out*
Mom? is htat you???
*leans against the gate, fighting for dear life, mainly blocking, but still taking a tole on the attacking vermin, then seeing Scott approach; Seb over his shoulder, Lass missed another block, this time of an arrow, she looked at her arm with a look of pain, and continued hacking at the evil beasts. She called to Worty* "Look out! There's an arrow aimed for your upper leg! MOVE!!!"
*flops to the ground and rolls away*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6nV5x6JNG5Rsv864/giphy.gif)
{ :laugh: What even is that?}
*Lays Seb on the floor*"Lass can you get you and Seb's wounds patched up while I grab Worty?"*Sprinting out the door Scott doged arrows and other missiles. Grabbing Worty Scott ran as fast as he could back to the abbey.*
*calls to the gate keeper again, the Young otter opens the door just wide enough to slip through* "Thanks" *Lass gasped out as she tried to carry the big otter safely into the abbey*
{BTW we drove them back out the walls}
*rubba leaps off the walls into the midst of the vermin, hacking and slashing*
HEY SCOTT! LET ME GO, I GOT TO CONTINUE FIGHTING!
*Scott ran into the abbey and plopped the captain on the floor*"Better get that bump on your head checked cap'n! It looks like you got a grenade growing out of your skull"
*pulls out mallet, smashes bump on my head, effectively flattening it, but also knocking myself out*
- Worty used Mallet Smash on Bump
- It is Super Effective
- Bump has feinted
- Worty has feinted
"Dude that is gross"
*places Seb on a stretcher, then cuts clean through the spear, quickly pulls the other end out, and binds the wound tightly* "I'll dress the wound after the bleeding slows" *checks the tightness, then wraps another bandage around*
"Anybeast have a spare bandage? that one's my last..." *looks down at arrow *
*gurgles on the ground*
*looks down at Worty* "What happened to him?"
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 18, 2020, 06:57:02 PM
*Scott ran into the abbey and plopped the captain on the floor*"Better get that bump on your head checked cap'n! It looks like you got a grenade growing out of your skull"
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 18, 2020, 06:59:51 PM
*pulls out mallet, smashes bump on my head, effectively flattening it, but also knocking myself out*
- Worty used Mallet Smash on Bump
- It is Super Effective
- Bump has feinted
- Worty has feinted
(I know that, but my character doesn't) *kneels beside Worty and takes his helmet off, reveling the blood soaked fur* "Oh goodness...now I really need another bandage!" *gets up and limps to the kitchen, then returns with a bowl of warm water and a clean cloth, along with a first aide kit. sits down again and starts gently cleaning the blood away*
*burble*
*slathers kawakawa on the wound, then bandages it up* "There you go, bud"
ummm, so who's stopping the vermin from breaking in........?
I dont think anyones gaurding the gatehouse, or walltops.
"the main gate is barricaded, and the small door..." *points to the small door, where five or six strong woodlanders are standing at the ready* "plus the archers are on the wall tops"
*snore*
*smiles down at Worty* "Seb, how's your back?"
*snorts then jumps up*
WARRAJUSTAHEPPENEDWHENIWASKNOCKEDOUTDIDTHEENEMIESBREACHTHEWALLSDIDANYBODYDIEWHAAATHAPENNED!!!!
*pulls out hammer and charges out the door*
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GratefulComplexBorer-size_restricted.gif)
DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
*jumps back* Calm down, your gonna break down the door and let the vermin in! :o
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 19, 2020, 01:04:29 AM
*snorts then jumps up*
WARRA JUST A HEPPENED WHEN I WAS KNOCKED OUT DID THE ENEMIES BREACH THE WALLS DID ANYBODY DIE WHAAAT HAPENNED!!!!
*pulls out hammer and charges out the door*
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GratefulComplexBorer-size_restricted.gif)
DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
*As the door is very firmly shut, and locked, that is not possible* "No, the enermies are still held at bay by the long range weaponry...Seb almost died, and you will if you don't sit back down and behave yourself! Also, has anybeast seen Rub?"
*gets knocked out again from running into door at full speed*
SOMEBEAST HELP! I...... ummmmm.... by mistake :P jumped over the wall and am now surrounded by 57 and a half vermin (theres a pair of pants running around) without a weapon.
*Chops through a few more vermin.*
*Slices through the mood.*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 19, 2020, 01:16:13 AM
*gets knocked out again from running into door at full speed*
*Face palms*
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 19, 2020, 01:29:52 AM
SOMEBEAST HELP! I...... ummmmm.... by mistake :P jumped over the wall and am now surrounded by 57 and a half vermin (theres a pair of pants running around) without a weapon.
*hears the calls* "Scott, could you keep your eyes on Seb and Worty? I'm going back into the fray" *quickly cops arrow and pulls it out of arm, binding it roughly, then starts limping to the door*
*Begins singing a hymn of battle from the ramparts, buffing every goodbeast and giving them bonuses on their to-hit and AC.*
*gets bonked on head by spearbut;unconsious, vermin drag rub into vermin camp, chain him up*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 19, 2020, 04:45:20 PM
*Begins singing a hymn of battle from the ramparts, buffing every goodbeast and giving them bonuses on their to-hit and AC.*
So, uh.... this?
Spoiler
America doesn't exist in Redwall, silly goose!
*wakes up*
DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE VERMIN
*jumps out of window*
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Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 19, 2020, 11:01:59 PM
*wakes up*
DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE VERMIN
*jumps out of window*
Spoiler
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/6a8383323ec8fb4270694d990c2c6b29/tumblr_oyvfo4xbaD1ti1x5no1_400.gifv)
{Dude, do you really think we have a window on the first floor?! That would be a no-brainer!!!}
*Lass limped to where she had last seen the Corporal, shapeshifting to blend in with the vermin horde, then she spotted a small group of rats heading back into the woodlands, and as she couldn't find her friend, and already had a chattered arm thanks to an otter's slingstone, she followed.
Where are they going.. she wondered, then shapeshifted again, this time as a small fast bird, then the horrid beasts dropped something, with a gasp Lass saw that it was a beast, quite a large beast, a hare maybe? she noticed one of the rats looking at her, so she started to sing so he would loose interest in her, then she flew into a tree and let her singing slowly die out, making it seem the small bird had flown away. it was a hare, Lass could not see it's face, but it was unconscious, that was for sure.
the small group of vermin chained the hapless hare up to the whiskers, the poor thing was out like a light..
I can't help the beast now, there's no way I could pick that lock.. I'll just have to wait till night fall...*
*Scott bandaged Seb up and placed him in the infiramry. Scott jumped out the window and used his MJOLNIR armor to boost to the abbey walls. Pulling out to pistols Scott began to kill dozens of vermins. Scott pushed down several ladders and cut several grappling hooks. Scott noticed several wolverines carrying big objects Scott only thought one thing...Bombs*
{Dude, no, we were already in the front lawns...the walls don't have windows! :laugh:}
*Lass listened as the vermin argued, "Mooneye took my-" and "Capin', bloodtooth ate all the-" and so on, she was trying to think, but these nattering vermin were interrupting her, so she got up, shapeshifted{into a hawk} and let out a blood chilling screech. The vermin stopped and looked in terra at the massive bird, then ran for their lives. Lass, seeing she had scared her problems away, she swooped down and gently lifted the bound beast, sawing high into the air, and over the Abbey walls*
*proceeds to pound vermin*
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*Lass flew down, landing on the lawns, shapeshifting as soon as she landed, rolling to break her fall, then lying still, dripping blood and panting.*
*continues to go on rampage*
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Where are all these vermin coming from? They're endless!
*Kicks a vermin off the wall*
*Lass got up painfully* "Teer, the chains..."
*Scott shot at the wolverines carrying the bomb. Scott saw a mouse who was about to be impaled by a ferret with a pike. Shifting his aim to the ferret Scott blew it's brains out. Realising the wolverines were five feet away from the wall Scott gave out a warning.*"EVERYONE GET OFF THE WALL MAKE FOR THE ABBEY!" *Scott continued to slow down the wolverines but to no avail. The wolverines shoved the bomb against the wall. The wolverinnes backed off and a rat with a flaming arrow fired at the bomb. Scott jumped off the wall a second to late. The flying redstone collided against his armor and he flew several feet in the air and landed with a hard thud.*
*Gives a weak moan*
*charges through the dust and rubble and gives Scott a hand*
Come on lads, for Honor and Glory!
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Okay then, i guess I'll just lie here starving, perishing of no blinkin' scoff within the hour, wot wot! Cruelly tied up, with nobeast to free me from my bounds.
*Grabs Wortshire's offered hand and follows him through the smoke*
(https://giphy.com/gifs/rLdQ6FTPMjPEY/html5)
*Coughs, then weakly crawls over to Rubba* Help him... *Faints*
*trys to fall asleep*
*Throws potions of healing at Seb and Rub.*
BOOMboom!
Trans- (exasperatedly) I'm not injured, just starfished and chained up! :D
*Potions of healing fall on Rubba, narrowly missing Sebias* *Gives a final twitch, and...*
*Lass was slowly running out of air, there was a massive sandstone bolder, crushing her, it's sharp edges were digging into her skin, a burning feeling like nothing she had ever experienced*
*talks to moglin*
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/aqwikia/images/f/fd/Twilly.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20150205015924)
Listen, there is a beast in the abbey called Seb, in need of healing.
So toodle over, and heal him, and I'll give you fish and ice cream okay? Good
*proceeds to pound a rat using hammer*
*passes out*
*Stabs a rat with his vibro knife.*"Cap'n wheres Lass?"*
*Opens eye briefly at the mention of ice cream*
*flattens a ferret*
Scott! I haven't seen Lass since the wall blew up, maybe I should double back and...
*gets shot through the knee*
AAAHHHH MY KNEE!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6nV5x6JNG5Rsv864/giphy.gif)
💀
(https://i.imgflip.com/4a8lkl.jpg)
GA Clue!!!
naq V nz gubh...
Beep!Bwoyp.BoomBoew!
Trans- I am feeling left out, tied up here, no one rescuing me, left DIIEE! DIIEE! DIIEE! Alone and in the dark! Alone and in the dar- actually i'm in the sun, outside-Alone and in the sun, alone and in the sun!
*Is bleeding to death, unconscious*
*Stabs a rat through the knee cap then proceeds to look for Lass.*"LASS?"
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
*Fades in and out of consciousness* "
@Teer... hel-" *passes out again*
"LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
*hears a faint sound, but is in to much pain to make another sound, resolves to yell out, but it comes out as a weak moan*
*shrugs sadly/sarcastically*
Beans!
Trans- OKAY, ITS FINE I'LL JUST LIE HERE......... :'( :'( :'( :'( with no one to free me from my bonds
*starts to sing really badly and loudly*
OHWOHWOHOHWOHWOHWONO! I GUESS I'LL JUST LiE DOwn HE-e-e-e-eRE, by MY (deep breath) SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*vermin applaud in the background*
"LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"*Stabs a rat*
*coughs blood, witch only adds to the bloodbath*
*Scott kneed a rat in the face and used a MJOLNIR powered punch to brake another rats skull. Scott pulled out his backup knife for the backup knife and buries it in a stoats throat.*
*pulls arrow out of knee*
DRAT!
*swings hammer absentmindedly at rat, knocking the wind out of it*
*rips sleeve to make quick bandage*
We must find the source!
*A Young otter runs over to Scott* "Sir! There are rat archers behind the carts!"
*begins to barge through vermin horde, regardless of injuries that he is starting to receive*
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/3039d1147803a86372fa9056543e172f/tumblr_oyv611sbJz1wqlzh2o5_500.gifv)
*Scott turned around a moment to late, a hail of arrows rained on the otter and Scott. Scott covered the otter with his body. Scott's alarm claxon went off and his shield flickered off. Scott was pierced by several arrows. Scott shoved the otter behind a piece of sandstone as a second volley came speeding at him. Scott drew his sword and held his ground as the arrows flew closer, closer.......*
*breaks through the chains with hysterical strength and leaps over the wall wiping out the rat archers with his axe*
*gets hit in the back with a small ax, turns round and pulverizes the fox who dealt the blow*
Someone! Provide cover for me!
*Limps to Wortshire*"I got your back cap'n"
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ValidIllfatedEchidna-max-1mb.gif)
Let us stand together...
ONE LAST TIME
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*as the otter maid was fully armored, she had no fear of the arrows at this range, she pulled the hapless squirrel to safety* "Look, I came out here to get you back to the abbey, and I'm not gonna fail now, ya hear?! Also, your friend's stuck under a bolder, and I can't lift it."
*decimates vermin before shouting out*
I FOUND THE SOURCE!
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SoulfulCircularJavalina-size_restricted.gif)
(Lass I am on the other side of the abbey right now) (https://66.media.tumblr.com/1ac71b5df662561a865a19349ffad223/tumblr_meumfybops1rruop4o1_500.gif)
{Sorry mate, Lass is dead...}
(And I will be too....)
{*shrugs* there are only about 80 vermin left...}
*uses life force to fix everybeasts' problems, then dies*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 21, 2020, 04:37:20 AM
*uses life force to fix everybeasts' problems, then dies*
I don't know what to feel about this...
*flattens a stoat*
ON WITH THE FIGHT!
*charges back into the frey*
{-_-}
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 21, 2020, 03:18:13 AM
*pulls arrow out of knee*
Oh, No! Now you can't be an adventurer anymore!
*Casts a giant spell that makes all the vermin copy his movements. Begins dancing.*
Beeeeeep.
Trans- sooooooo... i guess u have to dance for the rest of your life.
*Gets back up*
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FriendlyOrnateKite-size_restricted.gif)
AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH DEMON! ;D
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/74f3db5676063e928f4ec6362cd50ae8/tumblr_inline_odqnsmn4Fl1sanf7r_500.gif)
AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH! FREAKY SMILE!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/Q56jHOj6PuodW/giphy.gif)
*has the life blasted back into me, and now some how is not bleeding to death...*
I have trained Teer well....
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 21, 2020, 09:27:52 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/Q56jHOj6PuodW/giphy.gif)
AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HE'S NOT TALKING!!!!!
*Lass, still being trapped under a chunk of sand stone; called out in pain, her armor was crushing her, and her bones feelt like they were about to shatter, she yelped again as her struggling only made it worse*
Ouch... I feel bad for lass, someone should really go out and help her.... Eh, maybe i should, maybe though , :P :laugh: :-\gimme time to think.
*Scares a platoon of vermin away with glowing red eyes*
{there are only like...75 vermin left...}
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 22, 2020, 03:23:53 AM
Ouch... I feel bad for lass, someone should really go out and help her.... Eh, maybe i should, maybe though , :P :laugh: :-\gimme time to think.
{I think I know what you're going for, but you're outside the walls, so you probably can't hear me... :P And I don't think you planned to help anyway... :P}
WOW! A MIND READER! ;D :laugh:
{No, just somebeast very used to being forgotten, and left places..}
*Teleports Lass to the Cellars.*
{???}
Well, just so u know, i am currently being chopped to death by vermin, so i couldn't help,myself or anyone.
{Um...The vermin are mostly dead, the horde is dead..}
*Is still controlling the vermin via dancing.*
Exactly, they danced right into me! :D
*shoves rock* "Gah! Stupid broken'-" *cringes with pain* "Rock wall thingy!!!"
Wait, what's that noise in the air?
*looks up*
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/i7HfyYPbE8BQQ/source.gif)
RAVENS!!!
*hears Worty's cries and looks up, seeing only a grey mist, spread over the sky like a snuffer*
"Help...Help...Somebeast help me..." *she whimpered weakly*
*the moment you realize, none of us are archers*
@Scott McLamok SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT! A LITTLE HELP OVER HERE?
*Runs in with an MA5K and starts firing into the flock of ravens*
*taps Captain Wortshire's shoulder* I am an archer.
Then why didn't you mention it to me sooner!
*Scott heard a faint cry for help. Scott noticed a piece of sandstone slightly budge. Scott sprinted to the piece of the wall but before he could get to it he stumbled over. Scott realised he had been stabbed and shot with several arrows. Scott pulled the arrows out of his abdomen and began to weakly crawled to the piece of sandstone.*
*begins to batter the ravens that are beginning to swarm*
...Wait a minute, I just remembered I had a gun...
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/9734a4a977f8120b295e8d1e4543fcd0/tenor.gif?itemid=15650650)
*Reaches the piece of the wall and slowly gets up*
*sets up a Russian Record Player on a bipod on the wall, and begins the slaughter*
(https://www.ssbwiki.com/images/b/b2/JokerAttackingWithDownShot.gif)
Make sure the ravens don't go for any injured beasts!
*Puts a paw up as a weak wave* "Hillo-" *coughs again and drops paw*
*Scott grasped Lass's hand firmly* "D-don't worry Lass I-I'll get you out of there"*Scott used all his strength to move it up a small fraction. Sliding under the rock he used his back to push it up with the help of his MJOLNIR armor. Scott grabbed Lass and rolled out from under the rock barley avoiding being crushed."You okay?"
*grins weakly* "Man...I was about to say something...soo cheesie..." *Hugs Scott* "thank you...You quite literally...just saved my life..."
"I uh-"*Scott suddenly got yanked away from Lass. An enormous raven had grabbed Scott by the back and was dragging him against the ground. Scott punched and kicked the raven but it wouldn't let go. Scott's alarm claxon began ringing as the raven stabbed a whole right through his visor using it's armoured beak. The raven flew higher with Scott until he could they reached the very tip of the weather vane. Scott grabbed for the kukri on his calf and stabbed the crow right through the neck. The raven let out a gurgle as it chocked on it's own blood. Scott realised that he had made a big mistake. He killed the bird in mid air. Scott and the raven began plummeting down to earth. Scott grabbed the raven to try and use it to cushion his landing. Scott and the raven were just fifty feet from hitting the ground. Scott tried thinking up a way to slow down his fall. He used his boosters but the raven had broken his helmet deeming most of the armour useless. Scott began to panic as the earth got closer and closer. Scott and the ravens body smashed onto earth raising a lot of dust. Before Scott slipped into unconsciousness. He noticed one his legs were broken and two there was a two foot long piece of jagged metal sticking in his back and coming out of his chest.*
*Lass was still to weak to move*
(I was writing a really long post, but it was too unrealistic, so I cut it..)
*Begins to bleed out*
:'(
*tries to call for help*
@Eb...Ebby...
*Proceeds to die*
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"Well...darn...now both my friends...are...gone.."
*Revitalizes Worty, Scott, and whomever else needs so.*
*from the ground*
"Would you mind... passing me my...sword...?"
*wonders at what time I died*
*Has not been revitalised because he hasn't died*
Quote from: lass of something much on May 25, 2020, 09:40:20 PM
*from the ground*
"Would you mind... passing me my...sword...?"
Sure! *Ignores the adze in my back and hands Lass her sword.*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 25, 2020, 09:41:24 PM
*wonders at what time I died*
*Shrugs.* Six minutes ago?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 25, 2020, 09:41:34 PM
*Has not been revitalised because he hasn't died*
You were dead, Jim.
Was not.
*gasps sword a pulls self up using it* "Many thanks"
*Ignores Verdauga's posts and considers them not cannon*
*looks at Verdauga*
Scott's in denial, isn't he?
*continues to take shots at the ravens in the air*
"no...doubt...about it..."
*whinces and painfully stagger/limps to get help*
*raven stabs beak into shoulder, grabs the raven and begins flattening it with hammer*
*Kicks a stoat and proceeds to bash a ferret's head in with a club*
*Slowly regains consciousness*
Scott! How are ya doing there, mate? *Conks bird with club*
*stumbles over to
@shisteer of nothing much* "Teer...help, Scottie's hurt, and...I-" *gasps* "can't do...anything...to help"
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 29, 2020, 12:13:36 AM
Scott! How are ya doing there, mate? *Conks bird with club*
(Read the previous posts)
*Summons Mjolnir* I'll keep the vermin from getting 'im! Where's Teer!?
*Regains consciousness*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 29, 2020, 12:14:39 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 29, 2020, 12:13:36 AM
Scott! How are ya doing there, mate? *Conks bird with club*
(Read the previous posts)
(Yikes. I just did. Intense stuff.)
Teer! Teer!
*Makes a feeble attempt to stand but collapses due to his broken legs*
Just stay down, Scott!
Nah *Cough* I'm good...
*A wild Verdauga appears!*
*The wild Verdauga used 'Sacrificial Cure'!*
*Your wounds were fully restored! (+5 to all stata.)*
*The wild Verdauga walks out the front door!*
Great! Come on, Scott! *Charges vermin*
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6b/ce/c5/6bcec5885058364e92d24a39b1207364.jpg)
"Teer!" *crumples to the ground as a stray arrow buries itself into shoulder*
Lass! *Sees the vermin archers* Scott, take them out!
@Verdauga, get Lass!
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-21-2014/wZDB3q.gif)
*An Angry Verdauga has appeared!*
OY, FOR PETE'S SAKE WEAR SOME ARMOR!!
*A grey-white coat fades over Lass. It has assuring weight.*
{I did, it just got crushed, so I had to take it off}
*Covers Lass with shield* Somebeast take out those archers!
Just don't get a lot of blood on that coat of mine okay? *Places a jewelflower in the lapel.*
*Whacks Verdauga upside the head*
*slowly crawls away*
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Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 29, 2020, 12:33:06 AM
*Whacks Verdauga upside the head*
Don't you have better targets to exert thy enrgies upon? Perhaps those which carry not a monstrous cleaver?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 29, 2020, 12:28:05 AM
Lass! *Sees the vermin archers* Scott, take them out! @Verdauga, get Lass!
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-21-2014/wZDB3q.gif)
I have no gun Seb...Plus I need a new helmet so I can walk again...
*Grabs pistol and shoots the archers.*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 29, 2020, 04:09:59 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 29, 2020, 12:28:05 AM
Lass! *Sees the vermin archers* Scott, take them out! @Verdauga, get Lass!
Spoiler
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I have no gun Seb...Plus I need a new helmet so I can walk again...
*cough painfully* "Worry's...delivery..." *goes quiet*
*Dashes into the fray.*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/17a6f5cc7e75eea51e69e9c1ff5ba621/tenor.gif)
{There are only birds now..}
(Then imagine that those are birds.)
{Yes sir! Will do!}
*runs in bashing birds*
Delivery for
@Sebias of Redwall *grabs bird and punches it*
A complete set of armor, plus it comes with a shield as a bonus.
*shoots a pair of ravens before holding up paper*
Sign down here please!
*Signs paper* Thankee! *Puts the armor on Lass and Scott*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 29, 2020, 03:11:55 PM
*Dashes into the fray.*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/17a6f5cc7e75eea51e69e9c1ff5ba621/tenor.gif)
Anime attack!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 29, 2020, 10:32:30 PM
*Signs paper* Thankee! *Puts the armor on Lass and Scott*
{o.O You what...}
(Because you both seem to get killed a lot. I put half of the armor on you, and the other half on Scott)
{It's because we are the ones who admit that vermin can fight :P}
(Mm-hmm. Suuuuuuuuuuure. ;))
*gasps for air*
*is laughing for no reason.*
{Maybe you just killed something?}
Maybe.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/c2446b436b123b023653662e7e5614f8/tenor.gif?itemid=4819753)
*crawl/staggers into the walls of the abbey, being too weak to go further, just collapses on the cobble stones, under the shadow of a large oak*
Seb*Cough*I need a new helmet.
(Btw I have a 2 foot long jagged piece of metal sticking out of my chest so...help?)
*tries to yank arrow out of arm, but only managed to rip the wound, and only making it worse*
{😭I can't!!!! :'(}
*Reaches for his kukri that sticking in the ravens throat*
*Lass lay still as a deadbeast, the only sign of life being the rising and falling of her chest*
(i thought there were only 75 vermin left like ten pages ago. are they dead? how many are left? should we magic more so we can fight?)
{They're all dead, but now we have evil birds attacking us, sooo...}
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 31, 2020, 03:25:16 AM
Seb*Cough*I need a new helmet.
(Btw I have a 2 foot long jagged piece of metal sticking out of my chest so...help?)
*Begins running over to Scott*
@Verdauga, we need your healing powers!
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JF6IzlYS31A/So6vW8vTI6I/AAAAAAAAAhE/NfJ-iac-sZc/s400/Ned+Stark.jpg)
*Rips the shrapnel out of Scott and snaps. In seconds, his wound closes.*
There-- ooooooh, That hurts. Cheerio.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/3d5252fea325199e20d202ce618a41e7/tumblr_mfynyy1r5m1re3c2eo2_500.gif)
*Lass pulled herself up, and fell back onto the tree and opened her first aid kit, wrapping wounds (apart from the arrows) she looked around, searching for somebeast, she saw many brave warriors fight to protect the abbey she loved*
*The fog and mighty winds had gotten worse. A cold, viscous shower began, seemingly to chill the Abbey defenders to the bone. Then suddenly, a lightning bolt cracked across the sky and, even through the gathering storm, the shadow of a tall, brooding figure riding a creature of some sort could be seen.*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! SAURON!!!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 01, 2020, 11:14:46 PM
*The fog and mighty winds had gotten worse. A cold, viscous shower began, seemingly to chill the Abbey defenders to the bone. Then suddenly, a lightning bolt cracked across the sky and, even through the gathering storm, the shadow of a tall, brooding figure riding a creature of some sort could be seen.*
{wrong thread?}
*Unleashes salvos on the vermin.*
{I actually want to see that...it would make a good rat trap}
*Gets up and kicks the raven that he killed*
{OoooooOoo, Scottie is edgyyyy ;D}
Given the things on his waist are extra swords, figuratively and literally.
*points the infirmary aide in the direction of where Scott was*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 02, 2020, 02:02:54 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 01, 2020, 11:14:46 PM
*The fog and mighty winds had gotten worse. A cold, viscous shower began, seemingly to chill the Abbey defenders to the bone. Then suddenly, a lightning bolt cracked across the sky and, even through the gathering storm, the shadow of a tall, brooding figure riding a creature of some sort could be seen.*
{wrong thread?}
(Well... yes. But I guess the same cad leading the zombies could also be attacking Redwall. But I could move it.)
{Yeah, do that..}
Quote from: lass of something much on June 03, 2020, 06:11:31 AM
{Yeah, do that..}
(https://media.tenor.com/images/85b83c9788b5932ed064e7c685f5c18f/tenor.gif)
So, uh, d'you need a K-x9, Cap?
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/dcc14fe326587d247627718186b8666b/tumblr_oyxuyoNPe51u6sgaio2_400.gif)
{*gasps* What happened to his lovely hair!!!! D:}
(Oh, yes... Spoiler. *Cough* D: )
:'(
*Isn't sure what to say*
*collapses onto the stairs and calls weakly* "Somebeast help...Scott gonna die a-all the w-ay... dead!"
Quote from: lass of something much on June 05, 2020, 10:57:49 PM
{*gasps* What happened to his lovely hair!!!! D:}
(I know, right? I was so unimpressed when that happened.)
{All his beautiful blond hair 😭}
Quote from: Ashleg on December 07, 2017, 02:24:34 AM
YOUR DANITY IS SPIRALING AWAY, UNTIL AT LAST IT IS GONE.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 07, 2017, 02:30:39 AM
Danity?
Quote from: Delthion on December 07, 2017, 03:17:27 AM
(The ability to eat danishes.)
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 07, 2017, 03:18:17 AM
Ah. It's clear now.
Quote from: Ashleg on December 07, 2017, 10:10:30 PM
*The ability to eat Danish people.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 08, 2017, 02:15:15 AM
Mm.
Quote from: Ashleg on December 08, 2017, 05:23:55 AM
Should have been clear, Skarzs.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 08, 2017, 05:31:07 AM
Mm.
Quote from: Ashleg on December 08, 2017, 01:15:44 PM
MM. :(
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 12, 2017, 06:02:23 PM
They were delicious.
Quote from: Ashleg on December 12, 2017, 10:53:04 PM
Obviously. They're Danish.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 12, 2017, 11:21:24 PM
Yeah.
Post.
Quote from: Ashleg on December 12, 2017, 11:23:19 PM
Done.
*goes off to post this in the Funny Posts topic*