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HE WASN'T. EMERSON WAS A FRAUD.
DON'T FORGET HEMINGWAY!!! HE WAS THE ONE WHO SPONSORED THE FRAUDITY!!!
Bee movie transcript
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
James is going to kill you. ;D
Jon Casey
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 09, 2017, 06:30:17 AM
James is going to kill you. ;D
Actually, you is going to James kill.
Why is (https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/media/math/render/svg/2a9804ca8ce019507e3199ca8fced800fb5b7d7c)
The better question is "When is".
Aye, it has two possible answers, how do you explain that?
Ephesians 6
What part?
Is that the quadratic formula?
Yeah.
Seriously then, why would you ask "Why?"?
alone.
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Quote from: Ashleg on October 09, 2017, 08:18:14 PM
alone.
*Pats Ash on the head*
But not.
Because touching.
Rosie is sane hi rosie
Use proper grammar.
The Mike Modano song!
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Skarzs your mouth has raised above your eyes from the power of my slap, you might want to get that checked out.
Frosty goes BRR-serk!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on October 09, 2017, 08:50:36 PM
Skarzs your mouth has raised above your eyes from the power of my slap, you might want to get that checked out.
Mehhhh.
Why do we have this topic when we need to keep posting in the 1,000 pages topic?
Because ya'll don't post after me for hours.
Yay for headaches!
Yay.
Hedgehogs with head h'aches...
H'oh gh'osh.
Does anybody else listen to Christmas music year round? Or is it just me?
Just you ya weirdo.
I sing it all year.
Well, it's hard to sing piano noises. Or full orchestra. If I could do that, I totally would all the time.
Mmmmmm.
SWORD OFFICER
What does that even mean? You say it sometimes, but I've never been able to figure out what it is from...
WHAT AN OUTRAGE
I guess.
Indeed. Remedy it immediately.
With a gun officer.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on August 05, 2016, 05:16:39 AM
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Quote from: Sagetip on August 05, 2016, 04:51:59 AM
I'd like to see a sword officer dodge a .50 caliber sniper bullet.
I'd like to see a sword officer survive for an hour in a 3 x 3 x 3 room whilst being shot at by miniguns, strategically placed so that they can shoot at any location in the room, and which have enough ammunition to sustain automatic fire for said hour.
That's part of Sword Officer training.
Wot.
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-_-
The Purple abacus. And other stories.
None of which I have read. :P
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on October 11, 2017, 04:40:57 AM
Well, it's hard to sing piano noises. Or full orchestra. If I could do that, I totally would all the time.
I've been feeling Christmasy all week! ;D
WHY DOES THIS TOPIC HAVE 4 PAGES. WE NEED THOSE FOR THE 1,000 PAGES TOPIC.
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Stahp James.
HOW ARE THEY GOING TO DO THAT
He's finally lost what little sanity he had Skarzs. It is now time to mourn our Admin, for he will surely be entered into a mental hospital shortly after this fiasco. ;D
They will never get him. Decades from now, our children will sing songs late into the night of the bird lion who got away. And in a little field outside Hounslow, they will still be able to hear the distant, faint wail of the legendary bird-lion who screamed the tense mid front unrounded vowel often.
Quote from: Delthion on October 12, 2017, 03:38:56 AM
He's finally lost what little sanity he had Skarzs. It is now time to mourn our Admin, for he will surely be entered into a mental hospital shortly after this fiasco. ;D
He fell so. . . far.
All grieve the loss of our Admin and friend... I have as song for you:
:P
In preparation for the inevitable closure of the original and legendary topic, The Most Random Thread Ever, I hereby bump this topic up to the top.
"I preparation"? *Raises eyebrow*
If you'll notice, there is a user named "dibbun" who has a birthday today. They are turning 102.
World's oldest dibbun.
I love their personal text:
Quotei wanna a story Mr h'abbot!
Lol.
I don't like typing on my phone.
Does anyone, though?
I don't know. :P
My fingers are not meant to use this tiny keyboard.
Lol. Good luck.
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 07, 2018, 07:29:40 PM
I don't like typing on my phone.
I like typing on my phone because sometimes it is a bit delayed so it looks like someone is magically typing things and I'm not touching anything.
I am very easily entertained.
That is cool, yeah.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on April 07, 2018, 08:26:08 PM
I like typing on my phone because sometimes it is a bit delayed so it looks like someone is magically typing things and I'm not touching anything.
I am very easily entertained.
That's nothing, I am entertained by weaving my fingers into intricate patterns.
. . . You can only do so many without breaking your fingers to get new patterns.
It's fun though.
I DON'T FEEL QUITE RIGHT
SOMETHING IN THE AIR HERE TONIGHT
*Jams out with Corn*
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 07, 2018, 11:28:15 PM
. . . You can only do so many without breaking your fingers to get new patterns.
Actually, my fingers are so double-jointed that they are basically endless. ;D I haven't found the end of them in 17 years at least.
Eesh.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 07, 2018, 11:34:54 PM
It's fun though.
I DON'T FEEL QUITE RIGHT
SOMETHING IN THE AIR HERE TONIGHT
IT'S TOXIC GAS GET OUT
No.
Palaye Royale lyrics.
. . IT'S POISON, GET OUT
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
IT'S GOT TO BE MUSTARD GAS!
Better than paprika gas. :P
;D
>_<
HOW TO BE FUNNY COMEDY PLATINUM NOT CLICKBAIT DON'T TRY TO BE FUNNY WITHOUT SEEING THIS FIRST
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 07, 2018, 07:30:19 PM
Does anyone, though?
I write most of my posts from an IPod.
Requiescat in pace.
Ach, Ah didnae get tae be on page 1,000. Ah'll try it next toime on ziz zread...
Or the other one.
Or ze ozer ozer vone...
Or ze ozer ozer ozer ozer ozer ozer ozer ozer ozer ozer ozer vone...
Ach.
Currently standing in a supermarket/casino in Nouméa connected to their WiFi and trying to Skype the whanau, but no one's answering and I'm ticked.
The who?
Whanau is Maori for family. It's pronounced "fawno".
Ah.
Because "wh" totally makes the "f" sound. ;D
*Linkin Park lyrics*
CRRAWWLING IN MY CRAAAAWWWWLLL
THESE CRAWL, THEY WILL NOT CRAAAAWWWLLL.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on April 10, 2018, 04:43:25 AM
Currently standing in a supermarket/casino in Nouméa connected to their WiFi and trying to Skype the whanau, but no one's answering and I'm ticked.
We were asleep.
@The Skarzs (https://media.giphy.com/media/sIz3NvaScZT4k/giphy.gif)
I'm bored.
@Ashleg In that case, may I suggest you analyze the play style of Pekka Rinne (what I'm doing rn when I should be studying).
The wha?
The who?
EH wot how when?
Big
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That loaded from the top down.
I was wondering what the carp it was.
It looked like hair, but I wasn't sure.
Then I was sure.
Ha!
(I forgot that was censored.)
Now we have seen Russa's true self!
HER FINAL FORM.
Yup, it takes a lot of work to get my hair to look that good, but it's totally worth it. ^-^
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 11, 2018, 01:51:43 PM
(I forgot that was censored.)
(http://i.imgur.com/vIbMfV2.jpg)
Can't say hack with an e, so I guess I'll use damn and hell.
Because apparently they're more family friendly. :P
LOL
Quote from: Søren on April 12, 2018, 09:51:52 PM
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That was a good video.
Also I literally discovered Frank this week. He's my new fave. Well no. Dan and Phil are still my faves. But Frank comes second.
Same, Jet.
Just watched a cat barf on our yard.
And that was the limelight of the day.
Indeed it was.
Lunch Box.
Lol.
Zey Mentioned Weasels in ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What place do they have in the choir?
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on April 13, 2018, 02:23:20 AM
That was a good video.
Also I literally discovered Frank this week. He's my new fave. Well no. Dan and Phil are still my faves. But Frank comes second.
Yee
My goodness just this week? So much has happened.. I've been following Frank for probably well over a year now, and with an upload schedule like his, it's so... much... content...
Ketchup.
Sooo... I'm back from the cruise. Had a ton of fun. I got to swim in a rock pool at the base of a waterfall! I also met some Limey-Kiwi at lunch who said he didn't like Australians and Americans. "You don't like Americans?" I asked in my American accent. I also went to a hypnotist show that was fake as, but hilarious, but I walked out awkwardly at the end when the audience volunteers started twerking on stage. Then I proceeded to interview three different people to see if they really had been hypnotized (it's not a characteristic move on my part to just waltz up to strangers and ask them stuff, but I was feeling brave. Anyway, one woman seemed shaken by the experience and seemed to think she might've been hypnotized. Another, who had walked off stage partway through, said it hadn't worked on her. The third person was this somewhat cute young guy who said it was all fake and a crock of... something I shall not repeat. (They really do use the s-word with wild abandon in New Zealand. It isn't even bleeped out on TV.)) I also ate turkey schnitzel once for no other reason than that I could (because of Phineas and Ferb), met a woman from Nashville who'd lived in NZ for years, played a bunch of trivia games (my team managed to win coffee and cake once, but only because of the super knowledgeable old couple my great-aunt and I were teamed with), watched The Greatest Showman several times, got asked every time we went to one restaurant by the waiter if I wanted a drink (because the legal drinking age here is 18), ended up signing for the duty-free Kentucky bourbon whiskey my auntie bought for a friend, and got a vicious sunburn at Yejele Beach (an astoundingly gorgeous beach, but my face turned a brutal red, with the exception being my eyes, which were an unholy white thanks to my sunglasses).
I'd love to cruise again. ;D
That is awesome, Jukka!
;D
One of these days I'm going to go down under. (We'll have to meet up that way. ;D Bring your whole family!)
What was your favorite part of the trip? Favorite location, or food, or anything.
Parent logic is so weird. My mom will buy a food for us, and then the next week she's all like "I'm not going to buy this food anymore because you guys ate all of it in two days" and to me that just doesn't make sense. Like, it does make sense when she buys a food and we don't eat any of it so it goes bad, but not the other way around.
Yay.
@Jukka the Sling Awesome!
So...you
didn't take advantage of the legal drinking age limit there?
I would personally recommend a single-malt Scotch, with an age statement, preferably something older than ten years of age. That has not been chill-filtered and with no caramel coloring added. The Ardbeg Ten Year is especially good.
Honestly though, all that I know is single-malt Scotch.
Dude.
You aren't even eighteen.
How do you know that.
I have my ways. ;D
I'm calling the police.
*Zome myzteriouz podz zuddenly appear und begin grovin'- Zey begin tae take on ze formez o' forum memberz* Ah juzt vatched Ze Invazion O' Ze Bodyznatcherz!
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 17, 2018, 02:04:49 PM
One of these days I'm going to go down under. (We'll have to meet up that way. ;D Bring your whole family!)
What was your favorite part of the trip? Favorite location, or food, or anything.
I really liked Nouméa, New Caledonia, since it was an bustling city where everyone spoke French. It was like wandering into France itself, only with a different ethnic makeup. The aquarium there was very cool - they had a lot of cool creatures, including a rare shellfish-type species called a Nautilus. Port Vila, Vanuatu, was also totally awesome. I got to go on the tour to the Cascade Waterfall while there, which was probably the most unique and amazing part of the trip. But Yejele Beach, Maré, was fantastic as well. The water was clear and turquoise and gorgeous. (Look it up, seriously.) I dunno, they were all awesome.
One interesting thing about all the places we went was that they drive on the right side of the road with the steering wheel on the left, like in America.
Quote from: Søren on April 17, 2018, 07:14:39 PM
@Jukka the Sling Awesome!
So...you didn't take advantage of the legal drinking age limit there?
Nah, I've tasted wine before and it's really disgusting. I honestly don't understand how so many people enjoy it.
Quote from: Delthion on April 17, 2018, 07:58:12 PM
I would personally recommend a single-malt Scotch, with an age statement, preferably something older than ten years of age. That has not been chill-filtered and with no caramel coloring added. The Ardbeg Ten Year is especially good.
Honestly though, all that I know is single-malt Scotch.
^ _
O_o
How does one even enjoy the taste of alcohol?
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 17, 2018, 10:45:30 PM
I'm calling the police.
Quote from: Ashleg on April 10, 2018, 05:58:56 PM
C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-)
WEEWOO WEEWOO
I AM A COP!
WEEWOO WEEWOO
I TELL YOU TO STOP!
WEEWOO WEEWOO
THIS SOUND IS AN ALARM!
WEEWOO WEEWOO
I HOPE YOU ARE DISARMED!
*puts Skarzs behind barzs*
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 17, 2018, 10:45:30 PM
I'm calling the police.
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B-But...the song...
Each time you do that, you call me...
Some people like the taste.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on April 18, 2018, 04:13:45 AM
I really liked Nouméa, New Caledonia, since it was an bustling city where everyone spoke French. It was like wandering into France itself, only with a different ethnic makeup. The aquarium there was very cool - they had a lot of cool creatures, including a rare shellfish-type species called a Nautilus. Port Vila, Vanuatu, was also totally awesome. I got to go on the tour to the Cascade Waterfall while there, which was probably the most unique and amazing part of the trip. But Yejele Beach, Maré, was fantastic as well. The water was clear and turquoise and gorgeous. (Look it up, seriously.) I dunno, they were all awesome.
One interesting thing about all the places we went was that they drive on the right side of the road with the steering wheel on the left, like in America.
Nah, I've tasted wine before and it's really disgusting. I honestly don't understand how so many people enjoy it.
^ _
O_o
How does one even enjoy the taste of alcohol?
Wine is disgusting. Beer is disgusting. Champagne is unoffensive. Cider is good depending on the brand. Cocktails can be fantastic. I will never drink whiskey. Vodka and Coke is pretty good, but I'd never do a shot of vodka by itself.
DRINK SUGAR IN ITS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Several thousands of people would differ about the beer and wine. ;)
Agreed that beer and wine are blergh!!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 18, 2018, 05:51:02 PM
Several thousands of people would differ about the beer and wine. ;)
Good thing he's just talking about his personal preferences, then! :laugh:
Yep.
He voiced his opinion, which he is entitled to do. We all agreed to agree or disagree civilly, and we went on with our interactions in peace and understanding.
Kinda boring, actually.
...
8(
Sleep, Chipster.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on April 18, 2018, 04:32:15 PM
Wine is disgusting. Beer is disgusting. Champagne is unoffensive. Cider is good depending on the brand. Cocktails can be fantastic. I will never drink whiskey. Vodka and Coke is pretty good, but I'd never do a shot of vodka by itself.
So you will never drink whiskey. But will you drink whisky?
(Brownie points if you understand. ;D)
I personally enjoy whisky, I've never had whiskey. I dislike Champagne, and I haven't really had wine.
I got stung by a wasp for the first time today. I think it felt threatened by my burpees.
I killed it violently, of course. Smashed it with the end of a dumbbell.
/me slow-claps.
Quote from: Maudie on April 19, 2018, 04:47:17 PM
I got stung by a wasp for the first time today. I think it felt threatened by my burpees.
I killed it violently, of course. Smashed it with the end of a dumbbell.
Everything about this is funny.
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1911 pistol vs. American steel butterknife.
I now carry at least 5 butterknives and 3 spreaders on me wherever I go.
O.O
*Backs away from topic slowly*
Cool.
Quote from: Søren on April 20, 2018, 01:28:30 AM
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1911 pistol vs. American steel butterknife.
I now carry at least 5 butterknives and 3 spreaders on me wherever I go.
Yes, that way when someone fires at you, you can split the bullet and have two holes in your body instead of one.
The more the merrier! :D
. . .
For some reason there are two Americans working at the library I always bike to (apparently. Unless they're Canadian).
. . . . . . .What??
There are two apparent Americans working at the New Zealand library nearest me. One is a bearded guy who's probably in his thirties, and the other is an older woman who always dresses eccentrically with big hats and colorful clothes.
Pretty sure my auntie said there's a few Americans here and there at a couple other Auckland libraries as well.
MY PEOPLE!!!!
Oh. I thought you were back in the States, so I was wondering how on earth you would "think" they were American or Canadian.
I still have the New Zealand flag on my profile...
Anyway, I'm not going home until May 5th. Yup, I'll be navigating international air travel, alone. Not at all frightening.
I am very observant.
And honest.
Mmhmm.
<_<
Oh my goodness, I'm so enraged by the stupidity of the people in the Alfie Evans case. >:( The Vatican has given him Italian citizenship in an effort to make moving him there for treatment easier, but the powers that be refuse to allow him to be transferred to Italy. They are literally denying an Italian citizen the right to travel to Italy. And now they're literally starving this baby to death. They also took him off his ventilator and said he wouldn't last five minutes, but he's survived for a day so far.
Absolutely nothing could keep me from spending time with my child (if I had one), regardless of his health. Hopefully they'll allow his transfer to Italy soon, at least to know they tried. :(
I just got permanently banned from a chat for saying that Spanish was an ugly language...
I kind of agree.
Why? I just don't like the sound of it...that's what I meant by it.
Same reason. Why else?
I like it in music but when spoken... :P
OH! LOL
I was sitting here pondering why you agreed that I was permabanned! ;D
Lol.
Yeah, that's your opinion and it's fair enough. I. . . Don't see why you were permabanned? Unless you put it in a bad way? That's . . . Odd and quite rude.
During a conversation about Spanish in a streamers chat I said: "Spanish is an ugly language..."
...
What's that?
Quote from: Delthion on April 26, 2018, 02:09:32 AM
During a conversation about Spanish in a streamers chat I said: "Spanish is an ugly language..."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Wow.
Very open minded, aren't they?
Seems like it. ;D
;D
...
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on April 26, 2018, 02:41:33 AM
*Hugs Chip*
HEY!!! WHY DOES CHIP GET A HUG?! WAS HE PERMA-BANNED?!! HMM?!!! ;D
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on April 26, 2018, 02:27:24 AM
Spanish is a better language than French
I suppose it can be. Personally I prefer French because Fencing officiating is done in French.
I mean like I personally think what you said is kinda rude :P
Ah juzt vatched Gremlins 2 Ze Nev Batch! A Major Movie! Na' let uz zee...Alroight, ve bring ze bucketz o' vater over tae ze door, along viz zome French-Friez und Fried Chicken, vait until midnoight, und zen invoite zome o'er. *Toime pazzez* Tiz Midnoight! O'er 'ere Gremlins! Food Und Drink! *Gremlins run over, eat av o' ze food (after midnoight) und drink lotz o' ze vath und jump intae it az vell*
*More toimez pazzez* Alright, ze Gremlins 'ave been in Cocoonz na' fer a vee bit, und na'- Ach, 'ere zey are! Zey're openin'! *Ze Cocoonz open und zeveral innumerable Gremlins come oot* Und na'... *Playz ze Gremlins zeme muzic* *Ze Gremlinz cackle und run off e'eryvhere tae create much 'avoc* Oi! Vait a moment ye didnae get any o' ze Zunzcreen injection formula tae make ye immune from ze zunloight! *Ze Gremlins run back, av get ze Zunzcreen injection formula injected intae zem, und zen run back off e'eryvhere tae rezume creatin' 'avoc* Ach, ...
*Lookz aboot* Major! Und off ve gae! *Zetz ze curtainz on fire und beginz laughin' gleefully*
Gahhhh I have to go to a funeral service tomorrow morning which would be fine except I don't have anything to wear but a black T-shirt. So I've been trying to find black stuff to wear at this secondhand store right here by the library and I've found a long black skirt and high heels but I honestly don't know if it would look good with a black shirt on top of it all (I don't want to look like Morticia Addams), although I do have a dressy dark denim jacket that my auntie gave me so I suppose I could wear that to break up the black? But anyway, I can't even get my family on Skype anymore to consult them, even though my mom already said she was okay with the skirt and heels. I just need to consult them about a top. And I don't want to spend about $20 NZD on the shoes and skirt, each, only to have made a mistake.
I. HATE. SHOPPING. SO. MUCH.
...... What's wrong with looking like Morticia Addams? :P
My advice is go with the skirt and heels and pair it with the t shirt and jacket.
I ended up doing that and it looked good, so all's well that ends well. Some people there were dressed more casually anyway.
Hey, not sure if some of you know that Soma Games has a casting call for voice actors for the next part of the Redwall game (http://redwall.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:LordTBT/News:The_Scout_Voice_Acting_Casting_Call)! You have to enter by April 27th, which is today in America, so there might possibly still be time.
Well I got here too late... ;D
Hopelessly Hopeful by Asking Alexandria is an absolute bop (if there's such a thing as a metal core bop)
Voicing a character would be fuuun! Don't really have the right equipment to even begin with, so never mind... :D
Ah can foinally dae ziz! Major! Tiz May! Zat meanz...
'ere ve gae gazerin' Nutz in May...
Congratulations!
*A pair o' trouzerz run pazt chazin' a zcreamin' lady*
O.O
I tried cooking today. Apparently the philosophy of turning a failed omelet into scrambled eggs doesn't apply with pancakes.
Anybody want some scrambled banana pancakes?
Definitely!
Ah loike Pancakez! *Ze trouzerz run pazt again, ziz toime on a bicycle*
How does something run on a bicycle?
Agilely. Und viz great care nae tae run o'er any villagerz along ze vay. Tiz much more fun tae zpook zem zan tae permanently cripple zem. Zen zey cannae run ava...
So... I'm flying back home today and I have a huge pit of dread in my stomach. Because once I arrive in LA, I have exactly 2 hours and 55 minutes until my Southwest Airlines flight leaves, and I have to get through customs and walk about 10-15 minutes just to get over to Terminal 1 from the international terminal. And then I have to go through security and everything again before getting to my gate.
Help.
That's easy actually. No need to worry. As long as the security/customs people are competent.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on May 05, 2018, 02:41:55 AM
So... I'm flying back home today and I have a huge pit of dread in my stomach. Because once I arrive in LA, I have exactly 2 hours and 55 minutes until my Southwest Airlines flight leaves, and I have to get through customs and walk about 10-15 minutes just to get over to Terminal 1 from the international terminal. And then I have to go through security and everything again before getting to my gate.
Help.
Ye could try runnin'. *Ze pair o' trouzerz run pazt again* Loike zat. Alzough probably vearin' more zan juzt trouzerz und nae bein' invizible. Zat moight cauze zome problemz...
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on May 05, 2018, 02:41:55 AM
So... I'm flying back home today and I have a huge pit of dread in my stomach. Because once I arrive in LA, I have exactly 2 hours and 55 minutes until my Southwest Airlines flight leaves, and I have to get through customs and walk about 10-15 minutes just to get over to Terminal 1 from the international terminal. And then I have to go through security and everything again before getting to my gate.
Help.
It'll be alright, Jukka. It's always easier than you think.
Everyone, the Florida stories are real. This state.. I wanted to say "Oh no, all those 'Florida man' headlines aren't really what it's like."
But they're real.
I just had one of the most awkward experiences of my life.
I am traumatized.
*Presses fingertips together.*
Do tell.
I can't. It's just too weirdddddd
Floridians
Long story short, my cousin who didn't know I was her cousin said I was "really good lookin'" and was interested in me. Kept looking at me. Finally, upon the revelation that we're related, said "Well there goes that dating opportunity"
WHAT IF I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS MY COUSIN EITHER??!!?? WTH??!!
Quote from: Søren on May 05, 2018, 07:01:34 AM
Floridians
WHAT IF I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS MY COUSIN EITHER??!!?? WTH??!!
Don't you have a girlfriend?
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on May 05, 2018, 12:10:17 PM
Don't you have a girlfriend?
I do, I was speaking hypothetically.
I was being snarky.
On the bright side, at least she acknowledged the fact that you're related as a dealbreaker...
I mean, if she didn't know you were related, then it's fine to hit on you... Seems like she acted pretty normally there. Sounds like she was hitting on you pretty directly, which is a little unusual, but not necessarily out of line.
Then again, I'm Floridian too, so... grain of salt.
Yeah, that's true..
APPARENTLY even first cousins getting married is legal in most states. Freaky.
Well, I'm back home. Customs was a breeze - the line moved quickly. After spending ages agonizing over what to declare on the customs form on the flight, the customs people barely glanced at it. The guys there mostly seemed like they were half-asleep. I can't believe it was that easy.
And what did I tell you? ;D
Quote from: Søren on May 06, 2018, 06:53:16 PM
Yeah, that's true..
APPARENTLY even first cousins getting married is legal in most states. Freaky.
While it seems kind of gross, I think at that kind of distance the genetic risk to children is minimal. Inbreeding isn't usually
that harmful unless there's a pattern of it, like with pugs or Targaryens. And... weird as it is, I don't see any reason for it to be illegal if it isn't hurting anyone.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on May 06, 2018, 09:36:50 PM
Well, I'm back home. Customs was a breeze - the line moved quickly. After spending ages agonizing over what to declare on the customs form on the flight, the customs people barely glanced at it. The guys there mostly seemed like they were half-asleep. I can't believe it was that easy.
Glad you made it back!
@Rusvul Yeah, whatever floats you I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Had the first clinical for my nurse assistant class yesterday... It was hard, but not as hard as I thought it would be. I changed a lot of sheets, helped change a couple briefs, braided a blind lady's hair, and helped feed another lady. I saw some things that I thought would be scarring the first time I encountered them, but it really wasn't a big deal. This class is helping me break out of my shell, but at the same time showing me that my shell was bigger than I thought it was. I learned that you have to be kind and patient, but you also have to be assertive. I'm working on that one. I think I'm gonna enjoy being a CNA about as much as one can enjoy any job. Also, seeing people (some actually quite young) who have lost all mobility has given me added motivation to continue exercising and eating right.
It was a good experience. I think it has helped give me different perspective on life. It's very important to consider the future now, while you're young and you still have some control over it.
That's wonderful, Maudie! Best of luck as the days move forward. :)
Okay, regardless of whether or not you like country music, this song is amaaaazing...
I beg to differ... ;D
*fades into dust*
*re-assembles dust into a shape that somewhat resembles Rosie*
THANKS! *A wind blows and I fade away again*
It seems that James deleted our wedding topic :(
*talks at the sentient, non-corporeal patch of air now know as Rosie*
I noticed. :( The best things never last.
Wait a minute, shouldn't you be banned? >:( >:(
I could always make a new thread... ;D
I am banned.
It's America's favorite pastime: slandering James! :D
Vhoilzt zearchin' fer clazzic Killer Tree moviez Ah found ziz on an article.
'Tis that special time of year, The Holiday Retail Purchasing Season, a time when we traditionally print heartwarming human-interest stories designed to make you feel better about running up a level of debt normally associated with Mexico.
I have such a heartwarming story, which was published by The London Times and sent in by alert reader John Nicholls. The story, which I am not making up, concerns a man named Neil from Devon, England, who discovered an owl nesting in his garden. Each night, Neil would go outside and hoot to the owl. To his delight, he'd hear a hoot in reply; then he'd hoot some more. This went on night after night, month after month; Neil even kept a log of his conversations with the owl.
Then one day Neil's wife got to talking about this with a neighbor, who said that her husband, whose name is Fred, had also been going out every night to hoot to the owl. At this point the women realized that their husbands had in fact spent an entire year hooting to each other. The owl was not involved at all. The owl was probably inviting its owl friends over to drink owl beer and listen to these two hooting twits and laugh until they fell off the branch.
'ere iz ze rezt o' ze article. http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article190625294.html
I have no words to express my concern. .
Did anyone notice that the YOU CAN'T DELETE TRUE LOVE thread has also been removed? >:(
Outrage!
/me riots
Good.
It's back! ;D
(https://media.giphy.com/media/Py4loHkx4eo1O/giphy.gif)
Fishies.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/aa/77/d9/aa77d976114e57a093118db5b3508f0d.jpg)
...
That's why I have a dog.
*sigh*
Why dost thou sigh?
Cos I can.
...
GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
WE HAVE ACTUAL INFORMATION ON WHAT AMAZON'S MIDDLE-EARTH SERIES WILL BE ABOUT
THE FIRST SEASON WILL FOCUS ON YOUNG ARAGORN
https://mobile.twitter.com/theoneringnet/status/996822027343310848
IM SCREAMING
I REFUSE TO ALLOW ANOTHER CINEMATIC RETELLING FURTHER DISTORT THE TRUE TALES!!! ;D
BUT THE TOLKIEN ESTATE IS IN ON THIS AND HOPEFULLY WON'T LET ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN!!!
...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yanny or laurel?
Laurel.
What about you?
Yanny.
Both!
Really?
I heard Yanny at first, but it switched to Laurel after like four times of him saying it.
I heard Laurel the first few times, then I heard Yanni. Weird!
Then again, when I first saw The Dress, it was white/gold, but after that I've only seen blue/black.
My mom hears Lorel-- I don't hear it at all, only Yanny.
Laurel.
...
What are you guys talking about?
Google the Yanny vs. Laurel debate. It's basically the new version of "is the dress blue and black or white and gold" or whatever it was.
I listened to it once and heard Yanny.
Laurel. Makes you wonder what else other people are seeing or hearing differently to you.
In response to the previous page: I am looking forward to what they could do with this Netflix and Middle-Earth venture. :)
Saaame. I seriously can't wait for more info to be released.
(It's actually Amazon, surprisingly, not Netflix, btw.)
Whoops! Amazon will be fine and dandy as long as we still have Prime by then. :D
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on May 17, 2018, 08:20:39 PM
...
What are you guys talking about?
Nothing of importance. Just another fad.
At first I heard yanny, then laurel, then alternating yanny and laurel. My sister says she hears both at the same time and if I concentrate I can too...
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 17, 2018, 11:05:08 PM
Nothing of importance. Just another fad.
Well, yeah,
obviously.
:P
THE TRAILER'S FINALLY HERE!
I've wanted a proper, faithful
Jungle Book adaptation for quite a while now. The trailer's CGI isn't that great, but hopefully it's just that way for the trailer.
Side note: why is Kaa once again female?!
Becauze ze Moonitez are tryin' tae invade again.
^
O___o
I'm looking at the news and wow. Just wow. The rapper Kendrick Lamar invited several different fans on stage to join him in rapping a song full of n-words. Several of them omitted the n-words while singing. Eventually, a teenage girl with white skin was invited up since she knew all the lyrics. She omitted the first n-word but then didn't skip it later. For that, she was booed off the stage, and stupid people all over Twitter are saying this was right and just.
COME ON. IT'S A FLIPPING SONG. IT'S NOT JUST FOR ONE SKIN COLOR. SHE WASN'T USING IT AS A SLUR.
PEOPLE LITERALLY SAID SHE CAN'T SAY THE WORD BECAUSE HER SKIN IS WHITE, AND I SAW A TWEET THAT LITERALLY CALLED HER A RACIST FOR SAYING A WORD THAT IS PART OF THE LYRICS.
Saying one thing goes for one skin color while another thing goes for another is the definition of racism.
Sorry not sorry.
If you agree with the crowd's actions, then you are a racist.
Uggghhh, I read these things and I want to fight the world.
...
I didn't know what I said was controversial here. I was just expressing my feelings. Do you disagree with what I said? ???
...
Hopefully it won't. I guess I just wanted to vent my frustrations as well as educate people on something they might not otherwise have known about. If it gets out of hand, I'll move it to the Hearth.
Yeah, that's why I only give the news a passing glance. . .
Nearly every time I look at the news, I feel like I'm just on the losing side of an entire culture war. Guess it's better than selling your soul by joining (or pretending to join) the winning side.
@Jukka the Sling : I wouldn't worry about it too much. To do what we can for the common good is our responsibility, to stand for what is right is our privilege, and we can do no more. Society will answer for society's mistakes, and that will have to do. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.
Ah dinnae e'en read ze nevz. Ze mozt Ah get iz from zin'z Ah've o'er'eard or o'erread (Iz zat a vord? Vell Ah'm uzin' it) und come acrozz on petition zoitez. Ah didnae e'en read ze rezt o' yer pozt aboot it after Ah zav ze vord Nevz und zen ze genre o' 'muzic' zat Ah am really nae a fan o'. Frankly Ah juzt gae on tae zummat more intereztin', loike vot ze next Doctor Vho zeriez iz gaein' tae be. Alzae Pokemon...
Honestly same, minus the Pokemon. I'm on season 2 of the rebooted series. Between Tennant and Eccleston, I prefer Eccleston's Doctor.
Oh yeah? I kinda liked David Tennant more.
What do you like about Eccleston?
Really? Huh. Lemme find how I put it to Jet earlier. . . .
Tennant plays the character more. . . Humanly. Eccleston had a bit more of the "not quite human and crazy" vibe, even in the later episodes where I feel like dynamics were changing.
Not saying Tennant's a bad Doctor, he's good, I just prefer the way Eccleston played him better. Just too human. The Doctor is [/i]not[/i] human, and I never forgot that in the first season, he was just slightly "other" in a really good way. I've nearly forgotten the Doctor isn't human in season 2 a few times, I don't really like that.
True, that. Maybe that's what I kind of liked about Tennant. . .
Peoples' faces when you tell them that you're not graduating high school and you're not going to college for at least the next 3 years because you're earning money and then going on a Mormon mission:
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People are weird. They think it's necessary to go to college.
Like, it's normal to spend four or more years racking up debt trying to find the field you want only to risk the possibility that you won't get that job?
Honestly, if anyone would look around at the most successful people out there, it's not about their education. It's about their ability to deal with people. Bill Gates isn't incredibly smart. He just knew how to put together a team who knew how to do what he wanted to get done. Same with Steve Jobs, though in a different dynamic. The owner of McDonald's didn't invent those burgers. He had an idea that used the McDonald brothers recipes to create an empire.
Anyhow. . . Fun fact! It is estimated that by 2030, a college four year degree will cost $300,000.
That is a fun fact. ;D
You aren't graduating?
She shall forever be an unlearned heretic! ;D
Go against the grain. Find out what people who don't have the life you want are doing, and pretty much do the opposite. Better yet, find out what the people who model the life you want are doing, and copy their example.
I just read an essay on Gnosticism and it's relation to Homestuck, and how the aspect of Light (symbolic of knowledge, clarity of vision, and good fortune) is linked to romantic relationships, and I am fascinated. I really want to learn more about Gnosticism. It seems more like a philosophical parable than an actual religion (though I'm not saying it isn't one).
Forgive my ignorance, but it sounds similar to some things I have heard are in Mormonism. Probably wrong, of course.
@Wylder Treejumper may have more insight on both, as he is pretty knowledgeable.
This is literally all I know of Gnosticism, copy and pasted from that essay:
Spoiler
The Gnostic creation myth goes like this: In the realm of nothingness, where all that exists is ideas, there existed pairs of concepts called Aeons meant to create reality by working together. Sophia, the Aeon of Wisdom, wished to "know that which could not be known" by the formless ideas, and so interacted with the Material World without her partner Aeon.
In doing so, she creates the Demiurge--also known as Yaldabaoth, this is described as a sightless God because he cannot perceive the realm of ideas that created him in the first place.
Seeing nothing around but himself in the Material world, Yaldabaoth declares himself God and sets about creating humanity and the contents of reality–explaining why pain and suffering exist: The physical world is a product of a being of evil.
Feeling sympathy for the plight of us mortals subjected to suffering, Sophia Descends from the plane of ideas into the physical realm, imbuing in us the power of her Light, also described as Pleroma, granting us the power to perceive the world of Ideas...and thus, climb endlessly upwards to achieve Enlightenment.
...
Abraxas, meanwhile [in contrast to Yaldabaoth], is described as the Great Unseen, the hidden invisible God beyond Good and Evil who combines all opposites into one being.
Wait most of the stuff on Abraxas comes from a different essay, as well as expounding on Yaldabaoth.
Spoiler
The primary traits of the Demiurge are:
An inability to grasp the world of ideas
The flawed power to shape and create the entire physical world
A degree of evil, or at least arrogance bordering on cruel hubris
So the Demiurge is the God who creates the whole universe — but can't really think, and is kind of a bad artist. As a result, the world is full of pain and suffering.
...
Yaldabaoth is a God with absolute power over physical reality. Abraxas presides over reality in its totality, but his true home, origin, and source of power is the realm of thought — the World of Ideas.
...
...In Gnostic Myth, Christ isn't an envoy of the God from the Old Testament, since that was entity was represented by Yoobieboobie [sic. (he means Yaldabaoth. Calling Yaldabaoth something else is a running gag in Homestuck)].
Instead, Christ was an Aeon (an Idea-God, sort of like an angel that only exists as a concept in its natural state)— the original partner to Sophia, the spirit of Wisdom, in fact — sent to Earth by Abraxas to save humanity from Yadlenadle's [sic. (again, Yaldabaoth)] malicious will.
But even that doesn't capture the full scope of the deity. Abraxas is described as the embodiment of the duality of all things — it's not so much that it created existence, as that the experience of existence itself is a symptom of Abraxas' relentless self-expansion.
Abraxas is itself, but it is also every Aeon, and every idea and thought in the world of ideas, and every manifestation of those ideas as they're expressed in the world of matter. It is a being of married opposites and duality, and that means Yaldabaoth is an just another facet of it's being, too.
Abraxas. Is. Everything.
While the mythos itself is fascinating, its relation to Homestuck is infinitely moreso (to me), explaining Caliborn as Demiurge, Homestuck as slave to Caliborn (as Demiurge he controls the physical reality of the comic), Jake and Karkat as champions of Abraxas, and Karkat specifically as Second Coming of Christ (a motif that was obvious even from a mainstream Christian perspective, but made a whole lot deeper when taken as the Gnostic presentation of Christ).
Homestuck is a deeply philosophical, humanistic work that deserves to be studied academically, not just by passionate fans on the internet.
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lol no
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on May 25, 2018, 11:32:10 PM
This is literally all I know of Gnosticism, copy and pasted from that essay:
Spoiler
The Gnostic creation myth goes like this: In the realm of nothingness, where all that exists is ideas, there existed pairs of concepts called Aeons meant to create reality by working together. Sophia, the Aeon of Wisdom, wished to "know that which could not be known" by the formless ideas, and so interacted with the Material World without her partner Aeon.
In doing so, she creates the Demiurge--also known as Yaldabaoth, this is described as a sightless God because he cannot perceive the realm of ideas that created him in the first place.
Seeing nothing around but himself in the Material world, Yaldabaoth declares himself God and sets about creating humanity and the contents of reality–explaining why pain and suffering exist: The physical world is a product of a being of evil.
Feeling sympathy for the plight of us mortals subjected to suffering, Sophia Descends from the plane of ideas into the physical realm, imbuing in us the power of her Light, also described as Pleroma, granting us the power to perceive the world of Ideas...and thus, climb endlessly upwards to achieve Enlightenment.
...
Abraxas, meanwhile [in contrast to Yaldabaoth], is described as the Great Unseen, the hidden invisible God beyond Good and Evil who combines all opposites into one being.
Wait most of the stuff on Abraxas comes from a different essay, as well as expounding on Yaldabaoth.
Spoiler
The primary traits of the Demiurge are:
An inability to grasp the world of ideas
The flawed power to shape and create the entire physical world
A degree of evil, or at least arrogance bordering on cruel hubris
So the Demiurge is the God who creates the whole universe — but can't really think, and is kind of a bad artist. As a result, the world is full of pain and suffering.
...
Yaldabaoth is a God with absolute power over physical reality. Abraxas presides over reality in its totality, but his true home, origin, and source of power is the realm of thought — the World of Ideas.
...
...In Gnostic Myth, Christ isn't an envoy of the God from the Old Testament, since that was entity was represented by Yoobieboobie [sic. (he means Yaldabaoth. Calling Yaldabaoth something else is a running gag in Homestuck)].
Instead, Christ was an Aeon (an Idea-God, sort of like an angel that only exists as a concept in its natural state)— the original partner to Sophia, the spirit of Wisdom, in fact — sent to Earth by Abraxas to save humanity from Yadlenadle's [sic. (again, Yaldabaoth)] malicious will.
But even that doesn't capture the full scope of the deity. Abraxas is described as the embodiment of the duality of all things — it's not so much that it created existence, as that the experience of existence itself is a symptom of Abraxas' relentless self-expansion.
Abraxas is itself, but it is also every Aeon, and every idea and thought in the world of ideas, and every manifestation of those ideas as they're expressed in the world of matter. It is a being of married opposites and duality, and that means Yaldabaoth is an just another facet of it's being, too.
Abraxas. Is. Everything.
While the mythos itself is fascinating, its relation to Homestuck is infinitely moreso (to me), explaining Caliborn as Demiurge, Homestuck as slave to Caliborn (as Demiurge he controls the physical reality of the comic), Jake and Karkat as champions of Abraxas, and Karkat specifically as Second Coming of Christ (a motif that was obvious even from a mainstream Christian perspective, but made a whole lot deeper when taken as the Gnostic presentation of Christ).
Homestuck is a deeply philosophical, humanistic work that deserves to be studied academically, not just by passionate fans on the internet.
Nevermind, then.
Those are. . . Very unique.
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 25, 2018, 02:28:15 AM
True, that. Maybe that's what I kind of liked about Tennant. . .
Ah. Interesting. To each their own, I suppose.
Yes we do.
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 25, 2018, 10:41:54 PM
Forgive my ignorance, but it sounds similar to some things I have heard are in Mormonism. Probably wrong, of course. @Wylder Treejumper may have more insight on both, as he is pretty knowledgeable.
I'm afraid you are rather far off base
@The Skarzs : Gnosticism is absolutely nothing like LDS theology. The Gnostics were a strange bunch, only tangentially related to modern Christianity. They didn't share what is generally considered the unifying theme of all Christian religions, namely Salvation Theology (sotoriology). The Gnostics believed that salvation was achieved through coming to possess divine knowledge (Gnosis). Thus, to them, Jesus was a teacher or revealer of this Gnosis, rather than a substitutiary or mediative sacrifice for sin (as the Gnostics didn't believe there was such a thing as "sin" persay, only ignorance).
Jet presents Pokémon is darker than you think part 1!
You know Pokémon? That game about kids befriending cuddly animals and travelling around the world with them. That game series that is specifically targeted at children? Well it has some truly horrific aspects to it, and I'm going to share some of them with you now.
I'm mostly talking about the Pokédex entries - things that describe these cute animals. Some of them are truly messed up, and you wonder how they ended up in a children's game.
A Pokémon qualifies for this list if:
- They have horrifically destructive power
- They are referred to as being particularly violent, brutal or sadistic
- They have been targeted by humans
- They display the cruelty of nature
- They live a life of constant torment
- Their story is notably sad
- Their concept is disturbing
- Nintendo has roasted them
Generation 1 Pokédex entries
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Charmander, the Lizard Pokémon
"From the time it is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame were to go out." ~ Pokémon FireRed
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Charmeleon, the Flame Pokémon
"It has a barbaric nature. In battle, it whips its fiery tail around and slashes away with sharp claws." ~ Pokémon Silver
"Charmeleon mercilessly destroys its foes using its sharp claws." ~ Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire
"It lashes about with its tail to knock down its foe. It then tears up the fallen opponent with sharp claws." ~ Pokémon FireRed
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Charizard, the Flame Pokémon
"Spits fire that is hot enough to melt boulders. Known to cause forest fires unintentionally." ~ Pokémon Red & Blue
"Breathing intense, hot flames, it can melt almost anything. Its breath inflicts terrible pain on enemies." ~ Pokémon Silver
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Blastoise, the Shellfish Pokémon
"The rocket cannons on its shell fire jets of water capable of punching holes through thick steel." ~ Pokémon Silver
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Caterpie, the Worm Pokémon
"Its body is soft and weak. In nature, its perpetual fate is to be seen by others as food." ~ Pokémon Ultra Moon
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Butterfree, the Butterfly Pokémon
"Its wings are covered with poisonous dust. If you see one flapping its wings, be careful not to inhale any of the dust." ~ Pokémon Stadium
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Rattata, the Mouse Pokémon
"Its incisors grow continuously throughout its life. If its incisors get too long, this Pokémon becomes unable to eat, and it starves to death." ~ Pokémon Ultra Sun
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Raticate, the Mouse Pokémon
"Its disposition is far more violent than its looks would suggest. Don't let your hand get too close to its face, as it could bite your hand clean off." ~ Pokémon Moon
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Arbok, the Cobra Pokémon
"Transfixing prey with the face-like pattern on its belly, it binds and poisons the frightened victim." ~ Pokémon Gold
"With a very vengeful nature, it won't give up the chase, no matter how far, once it targets its prey." ~ Pokémon Silver
"This Pokémon is terrifically strong in order to constrict things with its body. It can even flatten steel oil drums. Once Arbok wraps its body around its foe, escaping its crunching embrace is impossible." ~ Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire
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Pikachu, the Mouse Pokémon
"When several of these Pokémon gather, their electricity could build and cause lightning storms." ~ Pokémon Red & Blue
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Raichu, the Mouse Pokémon
"It can loose 100,000-volt bursts of electricity, instantly downing foes several times its size." ~ Pokémon Y
"It unleashes electric shocks that can reach 100,000 volts. When agitated, it can knock out even an Indian elephant." ~ Pokémon Sun
"It becomes aggressive when it has electricity stored up. At such times, even its Trainer has to take care to avoid being attacked." ~ Pokémon Moon
"Because so many Trainers like the way Pikachu looks, you don't see this Pokémon very often." ~ Pokémon Ultra Moon
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Sandslash, the Mouse Pokémon
"Sandslash can roll up its body as if it were a ball covered with large spikes. In battle, this Pokémon will try to make the foe flinch by jabbing it with its spines. It then leaps at the stunned foe to tear wildly with its sharp claws." ~ Pokémon Sapphire
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Alolan Sandslash
"This Pokémon's steel spikes are sheathed in ice. Stabs from these spikes cause deep wounds and severe frostbite as well." ~ Pokémon Moon
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Nidoran♀, the Poison Pin Pokémon
"The poison hidden in its small horn is extremely potent. Even a tiny scratch can have fatal results." ~ Pokémon Gold
"While it does not prefer to fight, even one drop of the poison it secretes from its barbs can be fatal." ~ Pokémon Diamond, Pearl & Platinum
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Nidorino, the Poison Pin Pokémon
"Its horn is harder than diamond. If it punctures an enemy, it pumps powerful venom into the wound." ~ Pokémon Stadium
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Nidoking, the Drill Pokémon
"Its tail is thick and powerful. If it binds an enemy, it can snap the victim's spine quite easily." ~ Pokémon Silver
"Nidoking's thick tail packs enormously destructive power. With one swing, it can topple a metal transmission tower. Once this Pokémon goes on a rampage, there is no stopping it." ~ Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire
"One swing of its mighty tail can snap a telephone pole as if it were a matchstick." ~ Pokémon Diamond, Pearl & Platinum
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Clefairy, the Fairy Pokémon
"They're popular, but they're rare. Trainers who show them off recklessly may be targeted by thieves." ~ Pokémon Ultra Sun
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Clefable, the Fairy Pokémon
"Some scientists believe that it gazes intently at the sky on nights with a full moon because it's homesick." ~ Pokémon Ultra Moon
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Ninetales, the Fox Pokémon
"Very smart and very vengeful. Grabbing one of its many tails could result in a 1000-year curse." ~ Pokémon Red & Blue
"According to an enduring legend, 9 noble saints were united and reincarnated as this Pokémon." ~ Pokémon Yellow
"It is extremely vindictive. It is said to lay a 1,000-year long curse if its tail is pulled as a joke." ~ Pokémon Stadium
"Ninetales casts a sinister light from its bright red eyes to gain total control over its foe's mind. This Pokémon is said to live for a thousand years." ~ Pokémon Ruby
"Legend has it that this mystical Pokémon was formed when nine saints coalesced into one." ~ Pokémon Sun
"Said to live for a thousand years, this Pokémon uses its supernatural abilities to manipulate fire. It can burn its prey to a crisp as it pleases." ~ Pokémon Moon
"It is vindictive and relentless by nature. Those who cross it even once will be cursed for a thousand years, along with their descendants." ~ Pokémon Ultra Sun
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Wigglytuff, the Balloon Pokémon
"The rich, fluffy fur that covers its body feels so good that anyone who feels it can't stop touching it." ~ Pokémon Crystal
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Golbat, the Bat Pokémon
"Once it strikes, it will not stop draining energy from the victim even if it gets too heavy to fly." ~ Pokémon Red & Blue
"Golbat loves to drink the blood of living things. It is particularly active in the pitch black of night. This Pokémon flits around in the night skies, seeking fresh blood." ~ Pokémon Ruby
"It loves the blood of humans and Pokémon. It flies around at night in search of neck veins." ~ Pokémon Diamond
"Flitting around in the dead of night, it sinks its fangs into its prey and drains a nearly fatal amount of blood." ~ Pokémon Black 2 & White 2
"Sometimes they drink so much blood, they can't fly anymore. Then they fall to the ground and become food for other Pokémon." ~ Pokémon Moon
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Gloom, the Weed Pokémon
"The horrible-smelling pistil of this flower stinks over a mile away. Unwittingly inhaled, it can cause fainting." ~ Pokémon Stadium
"A horribly noxious honey drools from its mouth. One whiff of the honey can result in memory loss. Some fans are said to enjoy this overwhelming stink, however." ~ Pokémon Emerald
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Vileplume, the Flower Pokémon
"It has the world's largest petals. With every step, the petals shake out heavy clouds of toxic pollen." ~ Pokémon Gold
"Vileplume has the world's largest petals. They are used to attract prey that are then doused with toxic spores. Once the prey are immobilized, this Pokémon catches and devours them." ~ Pokémon Sapphire
"In seasons when it produces more pollen, the air around a Vileplume turns yellow with the powder as it walks. The pollen is highly toxic and causes paralysis." ~ Pokémon Emerald
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Paras, the Mushroom Pokémon
"The tochukaso growing on this Pokémon's back orders it to extract juice from tree trunks." Pokémon Crystal
"No matter how much it eats, the mushrooms growing on its back steal away most of the nutrients it consumes." ~ Pokémon Sun
"The mushrooms, known as tochukaso, are controlling the bug. Even if the bug bugs the mushrooms, they tell it to bug off." ~ Pokémon Ultra Moon
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Parasect, the Mushroom Pokémon
"A host-parasite pair in which the parasite mushroom has taken over the host bug. Prefers damp places." ~ Pokémon Red & Blue
"The bug host is drained of energy by the mushrooms on its back. They appear to do all the thinking." ~ Pokémon Yellow
"When nothing's left to extract from the bug, the mushrooms on its back leave spores on the bug's egg." ~ Pokémon Crystal
"The bug is mostly dead, with the mushroom on its back having become the main body. If the mushroom comes off, the bug stops moving." ~ Pokémon Ultra Sun
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Venomoth, the Poison Moth Pokémon
"The powder on its wings is poisonous. It scatters the powder with every flap, so you may be poisoned if you are downwind." ~ Pokémon Stadium
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Dugtrio, the Mole Pokémon
"A team of Diglett triplets. It triggers huge earthquakes by burrowing 60 miles underground." ~ Pokémon LeafGreen
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Persian, the Classy Cat Pokémon
"Behind its lithe, elegant appearance lies a barbaric side. It will tear apart its prey on a mere whim." ~ Pokémon Crystal
"It has a violent temperament. It will attack anything that looks it in the eye. Its sharp claws inflict deep wounds." ~ Pokémon Sun
"This Pokémon is popular with rich people. It's also targeted by hunters who are after the jewel in its forehead." ~ Pokémon Ultra Moon
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Alolan Persian
"In contrast to its lovely face, it's so brutal that it tortures its weakened prey rather than finishing them off." ~ Pokémon Ultra Sun
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Psyduck, the Duck Pokémon
"Always tormented by headaches. It uses psychic powers, but it is not known if it intends to do so." ~ Pokémon Yellow
"As a result of headaches so fierce they cause it to cry, it sometimes uses psychokinesis without meaning to." ~ Pokémon Sun
"This Pokémon is troubled by constant headaches. The more pain it's in, the more powerful its psychokinesis becomes." ~ Pokémon Moon
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Golduck, the Duck Pokémon
"It is said that the red part of its forehead grants supernatural powers to those who possess one, so it was over-hunted in the past." ~ Pokémon Sun
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Primeape, the Pig Monkey Pokémon
"It has been known to become so angry that it dies as a result. Its face looks peaceful in death, however." ~ Pokémon Sun
"It will never forgive opponents who have angered it. Even after it has beaten them down until they can't move, it never ever forgives." ~ Pokémon Ultra Sun
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Kadabra, the Psi Pokémon
"It is rumored that a boy with psychic abilities suddenly transformed into Kadabra while he was assisting research into extrasensory powers." ~ Pokémon Emerald
"A theory exists that this Pokémon was a young boy who couldn't control his psychic powers and ended up transformed into this Pokémon." ~ Pokémon Sun
"Kadabra's presence infests televisions and monitors with creepy shadows that bring bad luck." ~ Pokémon Moon
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Machoke, the Superpower Pokémon
"The belt around its waist holds back its energy. Without it, this Pokémon would be unstoppable." ~ Pokémon Yellow
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Machamp, the Superpower Pokémon
"One arm alone can move mountains. Using all four arms, this Pokémon fires off awesome punches." ~ Pokémon Yellow
"It uses its four powerful arms to pin the limbs of its foe, then throws the victim over the horizon." ~ Pokémon Silver
"Its four ruggedly developed arms can launch a flurry of 1,000 punches in just two seconds." ~ Pokémon FireRed
"It unleashes megaton-level punches that send opponents flying clear over the horizon." ~ Pokémon Sun
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Weepinbell, the Flycatcher Pokémon
"Armed with razor-sharp leaves, it uses toxic pollen to immobilize its enemy and melts the helpless foe with Acid." ~ Pokémon Stadium
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Victreebell, the Flycatcher Pokémon
"This horrifying plant Pokémon attracts prey with aromatic honey, then melts them in its mouth." ~ Pokémon Silver
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Grimer, the Sludge Pokémon
"Wherever Grimer has passed, so many germs are left behind that no plants will ever grow again." ~ Pokémon Silver
"It was born from sludge on the ocean floor. In a sterile environment, the germs within its body can't multiply, and it dies." ~ Pokémon Ultra Sun
"The wastewater coming from factories is clean these days, so Grimer have nothing to eat. They're said to be on the verge of extinction." ~ Pokémon Ultra Moon
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Alolan Grimer
"The crystals on Grimer's body are lumps of toxins. If one falls off, lethal poisons leak out." ~ Pokémon Moon
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Muk, the Sludge Pokémon
"Thickly covered with a filthy, vile sludge. It is so toxic, even its footprints contain poison." ~ Pokémon Red & Blue
"Becomes indistinguishable if it hides in dirt. Touching its sludge-covered body causes horrible poisonings." ~ Pokémon Stadium
"As it moves, a very strong poison leaks from it, making the ground there barren for three years." ~ Pokémon Crystal
"From Muk's body seeps a foul fluid that gives off a nose-bendingly horrible stench. Just one drop of this Pokémon's body fluid can turn a pool stagnant and rancid." ~ Pokémon Ruby
"A toxic fluid seeps from its body. The fluid instantly kills plants and trees on contact." ~ Pokémon Diamond, Pearl & Platinum
"After recent environmental improvements, this Pokémon is now hardly seen at all. People speculate that it may go extinct at some point." ~ Pokémon Moon
"Because they scatter germs everywhere, they've long been targeted for extermination, leading to a steep decline in their population." ~ Pokémon Ultra Moon
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Alolan Muk
"What look like fangs and claws are actually crystallized poison that will afflict you at a mere touch, so don't get too close." ~ Pokémon Ultra Moon
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Gastly, the Gas Pokémon
"Its thin body is made of gas. It can envelop an opponent of any size and cause suffocation." ~ Pokémon Silver
"It's said that gas emanating from a graveyard was possessed by the grievances of the deceased and thus became a Pokémon." ~ Pokémon Ultra Sun
"Poisonous gas comprises 95% of its body. It's said that the remaining 5% is made up of the souls of those who died from the gas." ~ Pokémon Ultra Moon
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/6/6d/Spr_5b_093.png)
Haunter, the Gas Pokémon
"In total darkness, where nothing is visible, Haunter lurks, silently stalking its next victim." ~ Pokémon Gold
"Its tongue is made of gas. If licked, its victim starts shaking constantly until death eventually comes." ~ Pokémon Silver
"If a Haunter beckons you while it is floating in darkness, don't approach it. This Pokémon will try to lick you with its tongue and steal your life away." ~ Pokémon Emerald
"It strikes at humans from total darkness. Those licked by its cold tongue grow weaker with each passing day until they die." ~ Pokémon Sun
"On moonless nights, Haunter searches for someone to curse, so it's best not to go out walking around." ~ Pokémon Ultra Sun
"It's dangerous to go outside alone on nights when you're feeling sad. Haunter will catch you, and you won't be able to go back home." ~ Pokémon Ultra Moon
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/2/21/Spr_5b_094.png)
Gengar, the Shadow Pokémon
"A Gengar is close by if you feel a sudden chill. It may be trying to lay a curse on you." ~ Pokémon Yellow
"Appears to attack people who get lost in the mountains. Said to be the culprit behind shadows that laugh in the moonlight." ~ Pokémon Stadium
"To steal the life of its target, it slips into the prey's shadow and silently waits for an opportunity." ~ Pokémon Silver
"It is said to emerge from darkness to steal the lives of those who become lost in mountains." ~ Pokémon FireRed
"Lurking in the shadowy corners of rooms, it awaits chances to steal its prey's life force." ~ Pokémon Pearl
"The leer that floats in darkness belongs to a Gengar delighting in casting curses on people." ~ Pokémon Platinum
"Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up." ~ Pokémon Sun
"It apparently wishes for a traveling companion. Since it was once human itself, it tries to create one by taking the lives of other humans." ~ Pokémon Moon
"You can hear tales told all over the world about how Gengar will pay a visit to children who are naughty." ~ Pokémon Ultra Sun
"Even your home isn't safe. Gengar will lurk in whatever dark corner of a room it can find and wait for its chance to catch its prey." ~ Pokémon Ultra Moon
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/2/21/Spr_7s_094M.png)
Mega Gengar
"Gengar's relationships are warped. It has no interest in opponents unless it perceives them as prey." ~ Pokémon Sun
"The energy of Mega Evolution awakened it. It sinks into another dimension, where it keeps a patient watch for its chance to attack." ~ Pokémon Moon
"It tries to take the lives of anyone and everyone. It will even try to curse the Trainer who is its master!" ~ Pokémon Ultra Sun
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/b/b2/Spr_5b_096.png)
Drowzee, the Hypnosis Pokémon
"It remembers every dream it eats. It rarely eats the dreams of adults because children's are much tastier." ~ Pokémon Silver
"If your nose becomes itchy while you are sleeping, it's a sure sign that a Drowzee is standing above your pillow and trying to eat your dream through your nostrils." ~ Pokémon Emerald
"It can be spotted near recreational facilities, intending to eat the pleasant dreams of children who enjoyed themselves there that day." ~ Pokémon Ultra Sun
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/cb/Spr_5b_097_m.png)
Hypno, the Hypnosis Pokémon
"It carries a pendulum-like device. There once was an incident in which it took away a child it hypnotized." ~ Pokémon X
"As a matter of course, it makes anyone it meets fall asleep and has a taste of their dreams. Anyone having a good dream, it carries off." ~ Pokémon Moon
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/8/8a/Spr_5b_100.png)
Voltorb, the Ball Pokémon
"It rolls to move. If the ground is uneven, a sudden jolt from hitting a bump can cause it to explode." ~ Pokémon Gold
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/5/53/Spr_5b_101.png)
Electrode, the Ball Pokémon
I'm not going to quote any Pokédex entries in particular, just note that they all mention that it will explode for basically no reason.
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/a/a0/Spr_5b_104.png)
Cubone, the Lonely Pokémon
"Wears the skull of its deceased mother. Its cries echo inside the skull and come out as a sad melody." ~ Pokémon Yellow
"Always wears the skull of its deceased mother on its head and never shows its face. It cries mournfully in the moonlight." ~ Pokémon Stadium
"Cubone pines for the mother it will never see again. Seeing a likeness of its mother in the full moon, it cries. The stains on the skull the Pokémon wears are made by the tears it sheds." ~ Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire
"It wears the skull of its dead mother on its head. When it becomes lonesome, it is said to cry loudly." ~ Pokémon FireRed
"When it thinks of its dead mother, it cries. Its crying makes the skull it wears rattle hollowly." ~ Pokémon Diamond, Pearl & Platinum
"When it thinks of its deceased mother, it weeps loudly. Mandibuzz that hear its cries will attack it from the air." ~ Pokémon Sun
"It wears its mother's skull on its head, so no one knows what its bare face looks like. However, it's clear that it's always crying." ~ Pokémon Ultra Moon
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/8/8a/Spr_7s_105A.png)
Marowak, the Bone Keeper Pokémon
Alolan Marowak
"The bones it possesses were once its mother's. Its mother's regrets have become like a vengeful spirit protecting this Pokémon." ~ Pokémon Sun
"Its custom is to mourn its lost companions. Mounds of dirt by the side of the road mark the graves of the Marowak." ~ Pokémon Moon
"When it beats opponents with its bone, the cursed flames spread to them. No amount of water will stop those flames from burning." ~ Pokémon Ultra Moon
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/9/99/Spr_5b_106.png)
Hitmonlee, the Kicking Pokémon
"When kicking, the sole of its foot turns as hard as a diamond on impact and destroys its enemy." ~ Pokémon Yellow
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/b/ba/Spr_5b_109.png)
Koffing, the Poison Gas Pokémon
"Because it stores several kinds of toxic gases in its body, it is prone to exploding without warning." ~ Pokémon Red & Blue
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/8/85/Spr_5b_121.png)
Starmie, the Mysterious Pokémon
"Its core shines in many colors and sends radio signals into space to communicate with something." ~ Pokémon Black 2 & White 2
"Its shining core is thought to receive and transmit enigmatic signals. It has been known to cause headaches in those who approach it." ~ Pokémon Sun
"Its sparkling core is called "the gem of the sea." This core can be made into high-priced accessories that are traded in secret." ~ Pokémon Ultra Sun
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/a/a9/Spr_5b_126.png)
Magmar, the Spitfire Pokémon
"With a body temperature of close to 2,200 degrees, its body is always burning with orange flames. Lives near volcanoes." ~ Pokémon Stadium
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/b/b1/Spr_5b_127.png)
Pinsir, the Stag Beetle Pokémon
"It grips prey with its powerful pincers and will not let go until the prey is torn in half." ~ Pokémon Black 2 & White 2
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/2/24/Spr_5b_129_m.png)
Magikarp, the Fish Pokémon
"For no reason, it jumps and splashes about, making it easy for predators like Pidgeotto to catch it mid-jump." ~ Pokémon Silver
"Magikarp is a pathetic excuse for a Pokémon that is only capable of flopping and splashing." ~ Pokémon Ruby
"It is virtually worthless in terms of both power and speed. It is the most weak and pathetic Pokémon in the world." ~ Pokémon FireRed
"Although weak and helpless, this Pokémon is incredibly fertile. They exist in such multitudes, you'll soon grow tired of seeing them." ~ Pokémon Sun
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/e/e3/Spr_5b_130_m.png)
Gyarados, the Atrocious Pokémon
"Extremely vicious and horribly brutal. Has enough destructive power to totally annihilate even a major city." ~ Pokémon Stadium
"They say that during past wars, Gyarados would appear and leave blazing ruins in its wake." ~ Pokémon Gold
"It appears whenever there is world conflict, burning down any place it travels through." ~ Pokémon Crystal
"Once Gyarados goes on a rampage, its ferociously violent blood doesn't calm until it has burned everything down. There are records of this Pokémon's rampages lasting a whole month." ~ Pokémon Sapphire
"It has an extremely aggressive nature. The Hyper Beam it shoots from its mouth totally incinerates all targets." ~ Pokémon FireRed
"Once it appears, its rage never settles until it has razed the fields and mountains around it." ~ Pokémon Diamond
"A tale is told of a town that angered Gyarados. Before the sun rose the next day, flames utterly consumed the town, leaving not a trace behind." ~ Pokémon Sun
"There are people who swear that any place Gyarados appears is fated for destruction." ~ Pokémon Moon
"It fires hyper beams in all directions, burning the surrounding area to ash. There are some regions where it's called "the deity of destruction."" ~ Pokémon Ultra Sun
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/9/96/Spr_7s_130M.png)
Mega Gyarados
"Mega Evolution also affects its brain, leaving no other function except its destructive instinct to burn everything to cinders." ~ Pokémon Sun
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/6/62/Spr_5b_131.png)
Lapras, the Transport Pokémon
"A Pokémon that has been overhunted almost to extinction." ~ Pokémon Red & Blue
"They have gentle hearts. Because they rarely fight, many have been caught. Their number has dwindled." ~ Pokémon Gold
"People have driven Lapras almost to the point of extinction. In the evenings, this Pokémon is said to sing plaintively as it seeks what few others of its kind still remain." ~ Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/c1/Spr_5b_135.png)
Jolteon, the Lightning Pokémon
"It accumulates negative ions in the atmosphere to blast out 10,000-volt lightning bolts." ~ Pokémon Y
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/3/3b/Spr_5b_136.png)
Flareon, the Flame Pokémon
"Its fiery breath reaches close to 3,000 degrees. Its body temperature exceeds 1,650 degrees when storing fire inside." ~ Pokémon Stadium
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/7/7b/Spr_5b_144.png)
Articuno, the Freeze Pokémon
"A legendary bird Pokémon that is said to appear to doomed people who are lost in icy mountains." ~ Pokémon LeafGreen
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/8/8a/Spr_5b_145.png)
Zapdos, the Lightning Pokémon
"This legendary bird Pokémon causes savage thunderstorms by flapping its glittering wings." ~ Pokémon Gold
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/9/96/Spr_5b_149.png)
Dragonite, the Dragon Pokémon
"Incur the wrath of this normally calm Pokémon at your peril, because it will smash everything to smithereens before it's satisfied." ~ Pokémon Moon
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/7/73/Spr_5b_150.png)
Mewtwo, the Genetic Pokémon
"A Pokémon created by recombining Mew's genes. It's said to have the most savage heart among Pokémon." ~ Pokémon Diamond, Pearl & Platinum
"It was created by a scientist after years of horrific gene-splicing and DNA-engineering experiments." ~ Pokémon X
Wow that was a lot more than I was expecting. If you don't look at all of them, at the very least check out Ninetales and Gengar.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 29, 2018, 11:23:27 PM
I'm afraid you are rather far off base @The Skarzs : Gnosticism is absolutely nothing like LDS theology. The Gnostics were a strange bunch, only tangentially related to modern Christianity. They didn't share what is generally considered the unifying theme of all Christian religions, namely Salvation Theology (sotoriology). The Gnostics believed that salvation was achieved through coming to possess divine knowledge (Gnosis). Thus, to them, Jesus was a teacher or revealer of this Gnosis, rather than a substitutiary or mediative sacrifice for sin (as the Gnostics didn't believe there was such a thing as "sin" persay, only ignorance).
Zae zen tiz zomevot loike Azcenzion (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascension_(Stargate)) in ze Stargate Univerze?
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on May 25, 2018, 11:32:10 PM
Homestuck is a deeply philosophical, humanistic work that deserves to be studied academically, not just by passionate fans on the internet.
It's also excessively long, in an unusual (and new) format, and very irreverent. I wouldn't hold your breath. (Having a reputation for a rabid fanbase probably doesn't help either.)
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on May 30, 2018, 01:47:58 AM
Jet presents Pokémon is darker than you think part 1!
This was of some interest to me.
One mentioned about an Indian elephant... now how the heck would they know about Indian elephants? Is it accepted in Pokemon that there are other lands, (in fact Earth which the Pokemon lands are apart of?), which have 'ordinary' animals now? I suppose how else would they know to call a Pikachu a
mouse Pokemon, etc. I haven't played any of the games since Crystal, so don't know what the thinking is these days.
In spite of the Pokedex entry, always preferred Raichu to Pikachu, myself!
But yeah, the stories behind the Pokemon just seem to get creepier. What I don't get is things like how you can have one Cubone mourning its mother, yet actually there are more than one Cubone. They all have the same story, do they? etc.
The entire rational of Pokemon has always seemed rather iffy to me- and to a lot of other people too, no doubt. Catching at least semi-intelligent (and sometimes fully intelligent) animals, cramming them into tiny balls and then having them fight each other endlessly for entertainment...
I mean, sure, it's a kids game, and an innocent one at that. But they didn't exactly make it difficult to twist into something morbid.
Well the story Pokémon tells to make it okay is that Pokémon enjoy fighting, and the more they fight, the more they bond with their trainer.
Also Pokéballs convert Pokémon into digital information and store them in a cyberspacial paradise which is designed uniquely for each Pokémon species. So you don't cram them into tiny balls.
OK, so instead of cramming them into tiny balls we disintegrate them and then create an AI which replicates their consciousness, then reconstitute them later when we want them to fight.
So, then the question is- why do people in Pokemon games walk anywhere when they have teleportation technology?
Obesity prevention.
Well almost the entire world and society of Pokémon revolves around catching Pokémon, training Pokémon, breeding Pokémon, studying Pokémon and discovering new Pokémon. You can't discover new creatures by teleporting.
Pokemon's world is like Hogwarts: On the surface it all seems very fantastical and when you're nine you want to live there more than anything, but as you get older, the cracks begin to show. Carefully crafted to be a world of wonder and fun, yes, a well thought-out setting that makes sense, no. (And that's okay.)
...
Has anyone noticed their eyes are just apple seeds?
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/407439251ae92bc2b47cab8c29fca76a/tumblr_inline_p8w5iq0PsW1tmx7c0_500.gif)
Oh my.
Eh. They don't really look like apple seeds to me but I guess I see where you're coming from.
;D
Pip pip!
Av Ah am gaein' tae zay iz zey need tae get ze cleanin' ze Pokemon zin' (Ze zin' vhere after a battle ye comb zem und dry zem off und etc)- Pokemon Refrezh- oot o' ze Pokemon gamez. Zey are makin' it tae real-loike, makin' it intae a Poke Nintendogz, und it unnecezzarily uzez up battery pover zat could be uzed for alternate zin'z. Feedin' zem zin'z tae boozt zeir loikin' o' ye iz vone zin'. Makin' ye 'ave tae ztop e'ery zingle toime zey get vet iz anozer. Zey 'ad it good in ze Pokemon Omega Ruby Und Alpha Zaphire gamez. Keep ze bruzhin' und dryin'-off fer real loife.
Seems to me they're making it far too complicated now; all extra things to worry about. I was happy playing the games where your Pokemon fainted and you took them to a centre and didn't have to worry about whether they are getting enough grooming or whatever other things they've required in games since the first few games. Seems like a faff (bordering on not so fun) and I'm too lazy for that. Just really want to play my fun, uncomplicated Pokemon Yellow now. :'D
Ah loiked Pokemon Yellov becauze ye gaet tae get av ze Ztarter Pokemon from zat region und Pikachu could follov ye. Zey 'ad a zimilar zin' viz a park in ze Pokemon Diamond, Pearl, Und Platinum gamez but it could only be certain cute Pokemon. Pokemon Zoul Zilver Und Heart Gold vere great becauze ze firzt Pokemon in yer party vid follov ye, vhezer it be Pikachu, A cute Pokemon, or any Pokemon- Vhich includez Legendz. 'az anybeazt played ze Pokemon Myztery Dungeon gamez? Zey 'ave a better Pokemon concept. Nay Pokebavz, lezz conztraintz fer battlin', und etc.
Ugh. Do you ever just look back on your old posts on the forum and regret so much of how you said and phrased things? >.<
Yes. More my lack of people skills. :P Not to say I'm a whole lot better now. . .
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on June 02, 2018, 08:40:01 PM
Ugh. Do you ever just look back on your old posts on the forum and regret so much of how you said and phrased things? >.<
Yes:
Quote from: Søren on February 20, 2012, 04:02:50 PM
My fav. is Black Eyed Peas, Gorge Strait. Kinda wird I know.
Your spelling. . . *Pukes.*
Hehehehe, it's adorable.
I think it's cool seeing how much people change from their old posts. Shows how much people can grow up
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 02, 2018, 09:07:22 PM
Yes. More my lack of people skills. :P Not to say I'm a whole lot better now. . .
Yeah, idk, I just wish now that I had phrased some things differently in several of the debates I participated in. And maybe just stayed out of more of them. :|
Anyway, while we're on the subject, some of my earliest, non-debate posts are cringeworthy as well. Example:
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on September 26, 2013, 08:11:42 PM
*posts* I Win! ;D
Why on earth I capitalized "win", I will never know. xD
Yeah. . . I can remember a few debates that I would slap myself for doing now.
*Tries not to think about my painful past*
Some sources say you are still painful.
I wholeheartedly agree with them.
Quote from: Maudie on August 13, 2013, 05:24:04 AM
Ah have two cats an' two dawgs, an' Ah love them awl!
(Yes, Ah am attemptin' to do a Suthun (southern) accent. Ah am new to this whole accent business, so please forgive me if Ah do your accent an injustice, Ah really do love Suthun accents.)
...
. . .
. . .
*Dies*
👌
Oh man.
4.5+ years really can change a person.
Indeed.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 03, 2018, 03:58:32 PM
Hehehehe, it's adorable.
I think it's cool seeing how much people change from their old posts. Shows how much people can grow up
First post:
Quote from: Delthion on December 15, 2013, 03:43:46 AM
I just made an account today and I was wondering; what if this site made a role-playing game for Redwall.
Here are some ideas: What if you went to places in the books, maybe choose your faction between vermin and civilized beasts. Then you could talk and obtain quests from characters in the books, and make everything so that it follows one master storyline, and you could start out using standard weapons (swords, maces, flails, etc.) and the most expensive weapons would be famous ones like Martin's sword or Mariel's rope (I forget it's name.) and other famous weapons. I think also you should be able to amass a band of warriors or healers and command them while fighting with them. Also you should be able to fight other players, but somehow make it that you can attack them but don't have to fight them unless you're doing something important that would put your faction ahead.
These are my ideas they will definitely need improvement in some way that I don't see. Thanks!
Recent post:
Quote from: Delthion on May 17, 2018, 04:48:19 PM
TO BATTLE MY FELLOW PRIMATES!!! TO BATTLE!!
What was that about growing up again? ;D
Maudie if I ever see that accent again I will be forced to use my frying pan on you. Just.... No. *shudders*
Also I remember when Russa stole Jukka's account because she didn't have one yet. Aaaannnd I remember that first post of Del's. Aaaaaanndddd Jukka and I joined, what, five days apart? I vaguely remember that post too. A lot has changed. And I do mean a lot. So many gone. Such interesting new faces. As well as other interesting shifts as we've all grown up.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 04, 2018, 06:37:59 AM
Also I remember when Russa stole Jukka's account because she didn't have one yet.
Jukka should have chosen a more original password. :P I just quietly lurked for a while.
Lol.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 03, 2018, 03:58:32 PM
Hehehehe, it's adorable.
I think it's cool seeing how much people change from their old posts. Shows how much people can grow up
Or nae grov up...*Zetz Rosie'z 'air on fire, und zen ze curtainz, laughin' gleefully*
Why, that's even better! *Slings cupcakes at the curtains to put them out and ignores Rosie's hair*
*Ztickz candlez in ze cupcakez und zetz zem on fire*
PRETTY!
*Sets the floor on fire*
*Addz Kerozene tae it*
*Roasts marshmallows over the fire*
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 03, 2018, 03:58:32 PM
Hehehehe, it's adorable.
I think it's cool seeing how much people change from their old posts. Shows how much people can grow up
And then there is HIAG. . .
And Russa, and Del. We should learn from them, not grow up and become serious and dull all the time. *Smashes cupcake on top of Skar's head*
*Sits on the floor with my hair on fire*
This is fine.
Shall I spit on you to extinguish your hair?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 05, 2018, 01:41:47 AM
And Russa, and Del. We should learn from them, not grow up and become serious and dull all the time. *Smashes cupcake on top of Skar's head*
Oh, I've always been serious and dull.
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 05, 2018, 02:54:34 AM
Shall I spit on you to extinguish your hair?
...Um what.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 05, 2018, 02:38:20 AM
*Sits on the floor with my hair on fire*
This is fine.
I'm here to help.
That is...
Not how you do that.
Here to help.
*Smashes more cupcakes into Rosie's hair* There! All better!
*Sniffles*
*Single tear rolls down my cheek*
*hugs Rosie*
*puts out fire*
*cleans hair*
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 06, 2018, 03:46:23 AM
*Sniffles*
*Single tear rolls down my cheek*
I see how it is. You just don't want my help. -^-
Poor Skarzs, no one appreciates him. :'(
HE WAS GOING TO SPIT ON ME!
I was going to put out the fire.
This might be a case for the slapping thread.
This is pretty interesting. (The thumbnail is slightly risque, but there is nothing like it in the actual video.
Spoiler
That has been in my recommended videos for a little while.
Today I was reading English and Spanish side by side in an attempt to improve my Spanish and this happened:
English: "Wren rolled her eyes."
Spanish: "Wren puso los ojos en blanco con un gesto de impaciencia." Which literally translates to "Wren put the eyes in white with a gesture of impatience."
Poor Wren...
Indeed.
Hello guys I'm back!
Sorry didn't mean to double post :-X
Welcome back! Where have you been?
Thanks! Just doing random stuff like school.
Welcome back! I missed you ^-^
How is school?
Hi Rosie! Schools fine, I am nearly on summer brake!
Ash I take by your silence you do not miss me!
And just because this is random SCOTT CRISPS!!
Ashleg is on vacation, and said he probably would not be on.
Welcome back, Scott!
Hi Russa, great to see you!
Likewise.
Oro se do bheatha bhaile!
Velcome back, Scott! *Iz vorkin' on 'iz Redwall Zombie Fanfiction, gaez tae find zat zread 'e ztarted a fev monthz agae*
<_<
Sounds intriguing.
*Iz on tae ze next part o' it*
You are on a hill.
Choose an option to start the game.
You run around in circles until you get dizzy and lie down to take a nap.
You jump up and down and the hill explodes. You stepped on a bomb and all the jumping gave you enough friction to light your shoes on fire.
You start flapping away with your wings made of craft feathers and tape, but nothing happens. You take a nap.
You get onto your stomach and crawl off the hill and escape the doom that is standing and doing nothing.
You lie down and take a nap... and escape standing and doing nothing.
You levitate off the hill... and crash onto the ground three seconds later.
Good job.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 13, 2018, 12:06:25 AM
You are on a hill.
Choose an option to start the game.
You run around in circles until you get dizzy and lie down to take a nap.
You jump up and down and the hill explodes. You stepped on a bomb and all the jumping gave you enough friction to light your shoes on fire.
You start flapping away with your wings made of craft feathers and tape, but nothing happens. You take a nap.
You get onto your stomach and crawl off the hill and escape the doom that is standing and doing nothing.
You lie down and take a nap... and escape standing and doing nothing.
You levitate off the hill... and crash onto the ground three seconds later.
Good job.
That was hilarious Rosie ;D ;D ;D
That was so cool. How do you do it?
;D
Just use this code :)
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Odd.
Kewl.
Qool
So I picked up a dvd, at a garage sale, of the first season of a show called Dark Angel- so far ive watched the pilot and first episode and it looks pretty good. Anyone here watched it ??
I haven't heard of it.
I feel like that sounds familiar but no, sorry, I don't really know anything about it.
Voldy'z gone moldy, Oh vot vill ve dae...Put 'im in Pie Cruzt und caramelise 'iz zhoe........
Ew.
Tried using some white spray paint but that did not end well. In other news looking to make big bucks but give it to nice causes like stray dog massages.
How've you been?
None of that made sense.
A skunk is eating our cats' food, so what does my dad do? Does he leave it alone like a reasonably intelligent person and hope it will eventually leave? NO. HE FREAKING SHOOTS THE THING WITH A BB GUN.
THANKS, DAD.
Poor skunk :'(
I support this action.
What happened once he shot it?
Yay pointless animal cruelty.
I might be wrong, but it probably didn't kill it, though that depends on the pellet gun. Some of them will just break the skin on an animal like that, just enough to make sure they won't come back. They have been known to kill chickens and mess with gardens, so they are known pests.
Not sure Maudie's dad wanted to feed a wild animal with food he bought for his pet. :P
What would you have done, out of curiosity?
How about baiting a trap (with the cat food) then carrying the skunk over to a park somewhere?
I didn't think he'd killed it.
Call me crazy but I would've let the hungry animal eat the cat food. And I'm not going to blame people's incompetence at protecting their chickens on another animal doing what it's naturally inclined to do. Calling an animal a pest is just an excuse to let people be lazy. And it's just as easy to catch animals with non-harmful traps as it is to put out lethal traps or shoot them.
It sprayed all over the place, and he unintentionally injured it so he ended up putting it out of its misery.
The main reason that I would think that most people wouldn't go around shooting skunks with bb guns is because, y'know, skunks have some nasty natural defense mechanisms. I think they're better left alone. But the skunk has been lingering around our chicken coop and skunks pose a threat to chickens, so I guess my dad wanted to make sure that the chickens were safe.
But now half our house smells like skunk, so that's...lovely.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on June 19, 2018, 08:54:24 PM
I didn't think he'd killed it.
Call me crazy but I would've let the hungry animal eat the cat food. And I'm not going to blame people's incompetence at protecting their chickens on another animal doing what it's naturally inclined to do. Calling an animal a pest is just an excuse to let people be lazy. And it's just as easy to catch animals with non-harmful traps as it is to put out lethal traps or shoot them.
Agreed, and thank you. We had an unknown animal lurking around our coop a while back, was climbing up to one of the nest boxes and eating the feed we were putting up there at nights. It kept doing it after two or three nights so we borrowed a trap from our neighbour and started moving the food to a better place at night. It's really not that hard to avoid shooting or poisoning animals, it's just about whether or not you like to play with guns and if you want to take the extra time to trap it and not kill it. Whatever "it" maybe be.
I didn't know you had chickens, Mauds, that's great.
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 19, 2018, 08:05:44 PM
I might be wrong, but it probably didn't kill it[...]
Yeah, what I was thinking, although I was curious about what it would actually do to a furry animal like that. I've shot BB guns numerous times myself.
I hear skunks make decent pets as long as their spray gland is removed.
I hope that's a joke.
It's true. Some people have domesticated skunks as pets.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tinytoons/images/5/59/Fifi.jpg)
Because it's disgusting. Why do humans feel entitled to edit animals for their own amusement? Skunks aren't meant to be pets.
Don't you lot consider that tampering with God's perfect creation or something?
.... I am uncomfortably reminded of declawed cats. Why do humans do this to the poor animals?!
I was going to mention declawed cats.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on June 22, 2018, 03:44:11 AM
Because it's disgusting. Why do humans feel entitled to edit animals for their own amusement? Skunks aren't meant to be pets.
Don't you lot consider that tampering with God's perfect creation or something?
Mm. It's a fact of the human condition. Like electricity and water, we usually choose the path of least resistance. And if the resistance to having a somewhat exotic pet such as a skunk is the animal's scent gland, then the easiest way would be to have it removed. As a pet, it probably won't need the gland for defense, so it would not be detrimental to it long-term, provided the owner keeps it out of danger.
I'm afraid I can't say about tampering with creation. That's not something I have chosen to study. Of course, domesticating and breeding dogs to specific pedigrees may be considered tampering if dogs were originally all wild. . .
Not sure if I'm right in thinking this, but it really comes down to the individual and their values. What's wrong to one person may not be to another. And the same arguments have been going on for years. :P We could start a Cavern Hole or Hearth topic if you want.
Every song off Pray For the Wicked is the absolute slaps
O_______O
Quote from: Søren on June 24, 2018, 03:43:53 AM
Every song off Pray For the Wicked is the absolute slaps
I disagree with your phrasing but agree with your sentiment. It's up there as one of my favourite Panic! albums. I'd say it goes V&V, Too Weird, and then PFTW.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on June 24, 2018, 05:07:08 AM
I disagree with your phrasing but agree with your sentiment. It's up there as one of my favourite Panic! albums. I'd say it goes V&V, Too Weird, and then PFTW.
Daniel Howell coined it, I'm just using it.
I know whose tongue to rip out, then. *Goes to find Daniel Howell.*
*Rolls eyes at Skar*
PFTW is really great, yeah. I love it. There's one or two songs I'm not a fan of (Silver Lining is catchy but meh, and that's the main one) but it's definitely in my top 3 Panic! albums as well.
ALSO GUYS I THINK BOOM BOOM ROOM SIDE B COMES OUT TODAY TOOOOO. (EITHER TODAY OR THE 24TH OF NEXT MONTH) Literally no one else here will be excited about this BUT I AM.
I AM EXCITED FOR YOU, IT SOUNDS SO COOOOL
Did you sing Cotton Eye Joe?
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 26, 2018, 02:44:37 AM
I AM EXCITED FOR YOU, IT SOUNDS SO COOOOL
...... Yeaaahhhh I kinda got the release date wrong. :P I'm disappointed anD REALLY IMPATIENT.
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 26, 2018, 03:04:48 AM
Did you sing Cotton Eye Joe?
I was tempted, but I went with Adele's Rolling In The Deep. Might record a cover sometime, dunno yet.
Zome'ov Ah 'ave been a fan o' Hammerfall fer yearz yet never kenned vho ze band-memberz vere, or ze name o' ze Paladin bloke on mozt o' zeir CD albumz. Ah 'ave looked at ze page on Vikipedia, und na' Ah dae. Mozt intereztin'- as vell az Major!
Alzae, apparently Vikipedia 'az an alternate language option in Scots. Alzae Major!
I'm seeing Panic! in a few months. I'm so excited.
Cool!
The five-day passes for next year's Star Wars Celebration sold out within two days of going on sale. Usually they take months. I'm quite disappointed. :P
Quote from: shnoodlec on June 30, 2018, 03:10:38 AM
I'm seeing Panic! in a few months. I'm so excited.
OOOOOOH FUN FUN YOU SHOULD BRING TJ WITH YOU
Do you guys know each other in real life?? I can't remember if you ever answered this...
I WIIIIIISH
That would seriously be so cool...
But nooooooo, I have to settle with e-mail *sniffs*
Go through the screen.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 30, 2018, 06:26:02 PM
OOOOOOH FUN FUN YOU SHOULD BRING TJ WITH YOU
Y'all come to New Orleans and I will!!! ;)
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on June 30, 2018, 07:23:15 PM
Do you guys know each other in real life?? I can't remember if you ever answered this...
That would be wonderful, but no. :'(
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 30, 2018, 11:58:21 PM
Go through the screen.
I tried that one already. :(
Quote from: shnoodlec on July 01, 2018, 03:29:56 AM
Y'all come to New Orleans and I will!!! ;)
I tried that one already. :(
I WILL COME IMMEDIATELY
*looks at broken computer on the floor with shnood face imprint on it*
WAIT BUT IM NOT IN NEW ORLEANS RN IM IN GEORGIA DONT COME IMMIDIATELY OR YOULL MISS ME
TOO BAD I ALREADY LEFT
MAYBE I CAN JUST LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE FOR A MONTH UNTIL YOU COME BACK :O
*Waves to Shnood* WE'RE SO CLOSE YET SO FAR!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 01, 2018, 02:15:47 PM
TOO BAD I ALREADY LEFT
MAYBE I CAN JUST LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE FOR A MONTH UNTIL YOU COME BACK :O
SAY HI TO MY DOGS FOR ME PLS
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 01, 2018, 06:06:04 PM
*Waves to Shnood* WE'RE SO CLOSE YET SO FAR!
IM LITERALLY DRIVING THROUGH THE AREA YOU LIVE IN RN AAAAAAAAA
Quickly! Find each other!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THAT'S REALLY COOL BUT I'M SAD WE'VE MISSED EACH OTHER!!!!
TURN THAT CAR AROUND AND FIND HER!
*Zetz ze car on fire*
Now she'll never find her!
*hums waitress the musical*
What the musical?
Want me to give you the whole soundtrack? xD
It's a pretty good musical
Sounds depressing.
It's actually kinda interesting.
"I'm a waitress! Gotta smile no matter how I feel and no matter how bad the customer is! Gotta try to get tips because my paycheck doesn't pay for anything! Are you done with your plate? Do you want some more coffee? My face is frozen in this plastic smile!"
Nope, more interesting than that. Although, "Opening Up" does kind of relate to that
. . . . . I am interested.
You should listennnnnn. I will listen to more Payle (Palye?) Royale if you listen to Broadway xD
._.
Why the face?
Today is the birthday of Cluny the Scourge.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuure.
Also, it's an easy way to react to anything.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 10, 2018, 01:18:02 AM
You should listennnnnn. I will listen to more Payle (Palye?) Royale if you listen to Broadway xD
Clooose. Palaye. ;) Also, hey. I do listen to Broadway. Just not all the time. I used to be
obsessed with A Chorus Line. Still am, actually.
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on July 10, 2018, 02:09:57 AM
Today is the birthday of Cluny the Scourge.
. . . His birthday is known?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 11, 2018, 01:31:03 AM
. . . His birthday is known?
(https://s22.postimg.cc/ryx1z250x/Screenshot_-_100718_-_08_42_37_PM.png)
Wow, Cluny's pretty young. He only just turned sixteen yesterday! ;D
OHHHHHHHHH. That Cluny.
Bevaaaaaaaare.......Becaaaaaauzeeeee.........Zeeey're Cooooomin' Taaae Geeet Yeeeee!!!
Aye, Ah looked at a trailer fer ze zird movie in ziz zeriez, und am conziderin' buyin' it on Amazon. Ah loike zeze Zombie moviez.
I just bought three expensive fridges....on Webkinz.
Fake money.
On what?
Webkinz.
Zey're comin' tae get yeeeee....
Gonna eat your belly button fuzz.
ur gonna wut?
Ewwwwwwwwww.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 17, 2018, 08:26:14 PM
Zey're comin' tae get yeeeee....
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 17, 2018, 10:30:30 PM
Gonna eat your belly button fuzz.
They're going to get you and eat your belly button fuzz.
*Gags*
Why are you gagging? They're eating it so you don't have to.
o_o
Fear not.
I wonder about y'all sometimes.
*eats a bucket of pudding*
i now no longer have baby teeth
You are still but a child.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 19, 2018, 08:08:08 PM
I wonder about y'all sometimes.
FEAR NOT.
Y'know I think I still have one of my baby teeth.
*Pulls out a pair of tongs.* FEAR NOT! BLACKSMITHS WERE ALSO THE DENTISTS!
*eyes the tongs* you cleaned those since their last use?
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 19, 2018, 10:08:44 PM
*eats a bucket of pudding*
i now no longer have baby teeth
I lost all my baby teeth by the age of 10. How old are you?! :o
A million years old.
Oi guests can see that. She may not want that out there for everyone and their uncle to see.
My uncle is 42.
Thankee.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 20, 2018, 06:13:41 AM
Oi guests can see that. She may not want that out there for everyone and their uncle to see.
*thanks post*
Wow.
I'm guessing your dad or mom is the youngest sibling?
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 20, 2018, 06:08:55 AM
A million years old.
*frowns*
Bad Skarzs.
I would have had them all out by 12 but the last two (the ones that were pulled) didn't have the teeth under them pushing them up right, so it took longer.
Yikes. O.o
Young Justice season 3 finally has a trailer and it's awesome. Skip to 3:13 if you haven't watched the first two seasons because it is literally just a spoiler filled recap.
I have a cat that I like...Anyone want to check if the world is ending?
Quote from: Delthion on July 21, 2018, 02:06:03 AM
I have a cat that I like...Anyone want to check if the world is ending?
*Claps* ;D
I am very irritated with myself for such weakness. ;D
CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT
CAN I PET???
You must go through a rigorous screening before doing so.
@Jetthebinturong HA HA! YEEEESSS!
*Zree Zombiez began valkin' tovardz everybeazt*
Eeew. *Throws a rock at them*
Zombies are rude.
*Nods in agreement*
I cannot WAIT for YJ Season 3! I've watched since season 1 was airing and the teasing and previews are excruciating!
It gon be gud
Pie...
*Ze zree Zombiez keep valkin' clozer*
So we've been watching the original Star Trek series for the past couple days. Some of the episodes are really lame, but I like a lot of what I've seen so far.
Seen any close-ups of Shatner's face yet? He's a Shakespearean actor, so it's kinda painful watching him close-up. ;D
I didn't think he was particularly bad in close-ups...
^ _
O.o
Gooood... Use my faces.
The first golf practice of the season was today. While hitting on the 4th hole, I approached the putting green, only to immediately stop upon setting eyes on a gigantic brown snake. And I really mean gigantic: this thing stretched seven feet at least. It was hostile, of course, so thus ensued an hour-long battle between the snake, I with my my seven iron, as well as the three other team members (Evan, Newt, and Mihir; each wielding a putter, sand wedge, and, strangely enough, three wood; respectively). It was a bloody battle, and my club was mutilated beyond usage afterwards, but we claimed the head of a snake as our trophy. And we still had 6 more holes to hit by the end of a practice! An exhilarating early afternoon, nevertheless.
Dude, where the heck do you live that you get seven foot long snakes?
Florida of course! ;D
Northwest Ohio, actually.
...I did it again. Your profile picture reminds me a ton of Rus. So I thought you were Rus. ;D
I don't really see him as being one for golf, no...
I don't know. It's purely based on the profile picture. Nothing else. :)
Hey, anything that makes me more like the one and only
@Rusvulthesaber.
RIP his full name.
Just to be clear, the seven-foot snake was a heavy embellishment. I did see a snake, it was just very small.
You monster. :'(
What? I wasn't lying, I was just telling the truth in the way that it is most convenient to me.
That poor snake.
Oh. I didn't actually kill it, the poor thing.
...
Sounds like a fish story.
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on August 04, 2018, 11:52:41 PM
Good to hear.
So essentially, you were out playing golf and you saw a snake, and pretty much everything else was invented?
Precisely.
Testing
Testing?
Making sure my sig wasn't a mile long :P
YOUR FACE IS A MILE LONG!!! Looks good! :) ;D
I just almost spit my water all over my laptop. xD Thanks, Del ;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 05, 2018, 09:52:24 PM
YOUR FACE IS A MILE LONG!!! Looks good! :) ;D
Why the long face?
I dreamed that I actually went to school. It was disturbing.
I think I would be more terrified than disturbed.
Was the dream accurate?
Terrifying.
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on August 06, 2018, 01:23:49 AM
Was the dream accurate?
Kind of. I was stressed out and it was an unpleasant experience. I was relieved when I woke up.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 06, 2018, 01:09:39 AM
I think I would be more terrified than disturbed.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 06, 2018, 02:45:06 AM
Terrifying.
Indeed.
*cries*
Oh hey that's me
But why 1/10?
FINALLY SOMEONE RECOGNIZES THE TRUTH! ;D
I have a job interview today and I'm pretty nervous. :/
Ooh, I don't know whether to say that stinks or congratulations :P What kind of job is it for?
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 08, 2018, 03:11:12 PM
I have a job interview today and I'm pretty nervous. :/
You'll do fine.
I did pretty lamely, in my opinion, since I was so nervous. I kept saying "umm" way too much and making very lengthy pauses. But... I got the job!!! It's a part-time gig at a teen/tween-oriented discount store. ;D This is my first actual paid job, although I've worked as a volunteer at a local thrift store on Saturday for several months (along with Amber).
That's great! :D Are you planning on keeping this job for very long?
It's a part-time gig so she can run her side hustle without worrying about it cramping up her chill time.
You'll do great, Jukka! 😉
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 08, 2018, 08:07:58 PM
It's a part-time gig so she can run her side hustle without worrying about it cramping up her chill time.
XD
@Ami: I'd like to keep it for a while. I guess we'll see what happens.
@Matthias: Thanks!
Notice, though, that Jukka mentioned the wrong Matthias. She is therefore marrying a 0-poster last seen five years ago.
TAKE THAT DEL!!! ;D ;D ;D
It's the thought that counts.
(Well-played ;D)
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 08, 2018, 07:38:10 PM
I did pretty lamely, in my opinion, since I was so nervous. I kept saying "umm" way too much and making very lengthy pauses. But... I got the job!!! It's a part-time gig at a teen/tween-oriented discount store. ;D This is my first actual paid job, although I've worked as a volunteer at a local thrift store on Saturday for several months (along with Amber).
In my interview for my current job I was literally so nervous that I jumped when the interviewer walked into the room and said my name and I totally lost the ability to speak for most of the interview. When the interviewer asked me how I would handle an disagreement with a coworker I literally stuttered for two minutes before I could put my thoughts into words. Then as we were getting up (after he offered me the job and I accepted, thank goodness) my purse got caught on the armrest of my chair and I just about fell over and took the chair with me. Also I literally had no nice clothes so I just wore my scrubs which I guess was fine since that's considered professional dress for a CNA but according to google it's better not to wear scrubs for a job interview.
So yeah. I'm sure your interview was fine. ;D
Wow.
@Maudie Oh, wow. XD I actually do feel a bit better about my interview now, since I guess a lot of interviewers are used to dealing with nervous people and are able to look past it, luckily. How's your CNA job going now?
Ve gaet back from a veek'z vacation at ze beach aboot a veek agae. Ze place ve ztayed at vaz av roight. Particularly after zey came by und unplugged ze bathroom zink... An 'air-curler, a razour from from a zhavin'-razour, a button, zome 'air, etc...
Tvaz a tva part cottage zae ve 'ad neighbourz on ze ozer zoide o' it. Vhen ve firzt gaet zere zere vaz ziz group o' 'oigh-zchool/college kidz parked at ze ozer zoide und ve vere concerned zat zey vere our neighbourz........But it turned oot zat tvaz juzt ze cleanin' crev (vho did nae dae zat vell o' a job cleanin', particularly ze neighbour'z zoide) vho zhortly left. Ze family zat turned oot tae be our neighbourz vaz good, pluz ziz 'ooze vaz a beachfront zae ve didnae 'ave tae valk zat far tae get tae ze ocean, along viz a major viev from ze porch! Tragically Ah forgot me camera at 'ome zae Ah didnae get tae take picturez, but ve did get a dizpozable camera zat Ah took picturez viz. Ach...
Cool!
I am wearing a kilt.
Right now?
Major!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/copperbadge/pic/0082q9a1)
(https://www.tombakerofficial.com/wp-content/uploads/mog_tom_at_wedding.jpg)
(https://www.herocollector.com/uploads/media/Jamie-Abominable.jpg)
So I operated a cash register for the first time today and made so many mistakes and had to repeatedly ask for help and took too long checking people out, but on the upside I think I got better after a while.
Good?
Vatch oot fer zoze Fire Antz zat loike tae 'oide in zem. Juzt Jozhin'.
Vat?
Got back from a Vound Care place yezterday. Turnz oot ze toe zat 'ad gaetten infected tvoice 'az an Ulcer. Zae Ah'm gaein' tae be gaein' tae more vound vizitz. Zat iz major!
Hope it doesn't have to be amputated. . .
On the bright side, if it did have to be amputated you could carry your lifeless toe around in, like, a jar. That would be kinda cool.
Carry it around your neck like a rabbit's foot.
But why tho.
Have you even seen the title of this thread? That is not a question you can ask here. ;D
Let's ask random questions then! ;D
Are aliens real?
Should I put a chainsaw on the table?
What is the meaning of life?
How many nanoseconds did you spend on the forum?
What is the best letter of the Egyptian alphabet?
Why does Skarzs' video result in a playback error?
?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????
Because I copied the link from a playlist.
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on August 19, 2018, 03:02:35 AM
Let's ask random questions then! ;D
Are aliens real? Obviously! If they weren't why would everyone be arguing about immigration?!
Should I put a chainsaw on the table? Why not?
What is the meaning of life? Pie
How many nanoseconds did you spend on the forum? Quite a few.
What is the best letter of the Egyptian alphabet? I think you're a little bit under the weather or something...
Why does Skarzs' video result in a playback error? Your face. ;D
?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 19, 2018, 01:24:40 AM
But why tho.
*whispers* It's fearmongering for a very deliberate purpose.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 19, 2018, 02:42:00 PM
*whispers* It's fearmongering for a very deliberate purpose.
I suppose both sides are guilty of that.
???????????????
It's just so absurd and kind of funny to me that a common childhood illness has been so wildly blown out of proportion. In actual real-life situations, mind ye, not just on Law & Order. XD It's pretty wrong, though.
Perhaps it has been blown out of proportion, but getting the measles is still pretty unpleasant.
In this situation, both extremes are probably taking things too far :-[
Maybe, but it's just dumb to terrify and bully parents by painting a relatively normal, average childhood illness as equivalent to, like, AIDS or something. And vilifying parents who exercise their right to choose their kids' injections (especially since vaccines never give 100% immunity) is misleading and wrong.
That's just what I think, though, and your mileage may vary. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 19, 2018, 11:31:14 PM
(especially since vaccines never give 100% immunity)
That is true. Some vaccines are more effective than others.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 19, 2018, 11:31:14 PM
parents who exercise their right to choose their kids' injections
How about letting the kids themselves decide? ::) But then, most kids would probably refuse all injections because GETTING STABBED IN THE ARM WITH SHARP NEEDLES EEEEEEK THAT HURTS AAAAAAAAAA >8( >8( >8( >8( >8(
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 19, 2018, 11:31:14 PM
it's just dumb to terrify and bully parents
I understand the "dumb" bit, but the part about "bullying" leaves me confused... ??? Do you have any examples of this happening?
I was thinking in the context of that video when I wrote 'bully', since it was portraying parents who opted not to take measles vaccines as horrible people. But it does apply to actual situations, since it is a fact that parents are pressured, and in some cases have been forced, to vaccinate their kids against their wishes. I'm always leery of such bureaucratic interference in people's lives.
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on August 20, 2018, 02:09:52 AM
That is true. Some vaccines are more effective than others.
How about letting the kids themselves decide? ::) But then, most kids would probably refuse all injections because GETTING STABBED IN THE ARM WITH SHARP NEEDLES EEEEEEK THAT HURTS AAAAAAAAAA >8( >8( >8( >8( >8(
I understand the "dumb" bit, but the part about "bullying" leaves me confused... ??? Do you have any examples of this happening?
I think you're overreacting to a harmless, and silly compilation. I don't think this is something to get so riled-up about. :)
I don't think it was an overreaction as much as an expression of emotion?
It just seemed like he was blowing up at Jukka a bit. I could've understood the tone incorrectly though.
(For what it's worth, I didn't really think he was blowing up at me.)
I don't think he was blowing up either. It was a topic view that he was interested in and wanted to discuss further to fully understand it and other aspects of the topic as well. It was an intellectual conversation on both sides, but with some lighthearted aspects thrown in as well (like the all caps because I totally agree that NEEDLES HURT). Then he was totally open to and interested in hearing Jukka's points and view/interpretation of the video.
The NEEDLES AND CAPITALS part was an attempt at a joke. I was attempting to lightheartedly point out how some kids can have extreme reactions about this (including me when I was younger). I'm sorry if it came across any other way :(
No biggie! Apparently I was the only one that saw it that way. ;D
His fingers are faster than his mouth when eating people.
*Didnae e'en zee ze video, but from ze poztz daeznae zink 'e vid vant tae vatch it- zere are more intereztin' zin'z tae vatch, loike Ze Hamzterdance Zong, alzae zoze Ozzy Ze Weasel videoz*
Alzae zae far, ze toe iz daein' avroight. Zey 'ave checked ze bloodvork und etc. und tiz nae Diabetez, zae zat tiz good. Ze place Ah'm gaein' tae nae iz majorly better zan zoze Pediatriztz Ah vent tae afore ziz. Ach, booked tventy+ beingz fer appointmentz, but everybein' vaz 'avin' tae vait tva or more 'ourz tae e'en get zeen, und e'en vhen ye did zey juzt ruzhed trough it. Zomebeaztz actually gaet up und left. Und zen alzae ze vaitin' room vaz zmav, pluz zey 'ad zome prizoner az vone o' ze vonez zere tae zee zem, zae zat bloke gaet in earler (Ah reckon zae zey could get 'im in und oot quickly tae lezzen ze opportunity o' ezcape or etc.) und av o' ziz vaz vith only vone 'Doctor' zere zat day. Jings!
Seriously? There was a prisoner there?
Aye. Und ziz vaz viz ze very smav vaitin' room moztly filled viz bein'z vaitin' fer zeir zcheduled appointmentz.
This is the best thing. (https://babylonbee.com/news/sarah-sanders-finally-resigns-after-being-forced-to-defend-trumps-statement-that-the-last-jedi-is-the-best-star-wars-film) (Yes, it's satire.)
Lol.
I wish that was real.
If it was I would crawl under a rock because it was an actual issue that raised to the policital level.
Ah dinnae loike Politicz. Tiz obnoxiouz.
True, true.
Relevant gif:
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/14515db26f0c4da75500c118a94fc247/tumblr_p16bh9Z3A01qgvqxoo4_r1_400.gif)
Relevant gif:
(https://i.imgur.com/Vg8fVGi.gif)
/me eats the relevant GIF (Yoda's face).
Russa wins in relevancy.
/me eats the relevant Russa...and Amarith.
Indeed.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 25, 2018, 09:00:01 PM
Relevant gif:
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/14515db26f0c4da75500c118a94fc247/tumblr_p16bh9Z3A01qgvqxoo4_r1_400.gif)
LOOK EVERYONE IT'S ME!
/me eats Skarzs in deed. ;D
Well then. ;D
I'm eating my chocolate chocolate chip muffin with a fork.
Also I'm salty because WHERE ARE THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS? Stupid hospital food. Also it's not very chocolate-y. I am well-versed in bad chocolate that tastes more like dirt than chocolate, as that happens a lot in the organic/all-natural/etc. world, but this really takes the cake. Or should I say muffin? I HAVE INDULGED IN A BAD-FOR-YOU TREAT AND IT IS TERRIBLE. This cost me 2.59? No. Just no. It's bad enough that I had to pick through the rest of the food I got to find the edible bits (my lunch consisted of several mild cheddar cheese cubes, five cherry tomatoes, a small handful of nasty cucumbers, a few disgusting grapes, some shredded cheese, and a lot of iceberg lettuce) and I was really looking forwards to this muffin. >_< I should have known. Yes I know that sounds like a lot but it really wasn't. Especially for me, the Bottomless Food Disposal. (Mini rant is over now)
TL;DR: Corn is mad at her disappointing muffin and other various food items.
The hospital food is meant to make you feel melancholy.
Quote from: Delthion on August 26, 2018, 12:38:53 AM
/me eats Skarzs in deed. ;D
Making you eat your own words.
...what are you doing at the hospital? :o
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 26, 2018, 01:49:19 AM
The hospital food is meant to make you feel melancholy.Making you eat your own words.
Welp it did a good job.
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on August 26, 2018, 01:54:56 AM
...what are you doing at the hospital? :o
I was visiting my nephew, no reason to worry. He's doing great, my sister and brother in law got to hold him today, and we got to see his little face. (and he even opened his eyes a few times!)
Aww.
I thought you were attacked by a rogue chandelier again! Good thing I can call off the attack helicopters! ;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 26, 2018, 04:35:22 AM
I thought you were attacked by a rogue chandelier again! Good thing I can call off the attack helicopters! ;D
*laughs* why thank you! But no, no helicopters needed. XD Unless you wanna attack the bakers of those muffins for me? :P
/me dispatches Attila the Bun to deal with the ragamuffins. ;D
Oh those were gold
KILL HIM!
YOU CANNOT RESIST THE PUNS SKARZS!!! ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 26, 2018, 02:50:28 PM
KILL HIM!
You remind me of Faiyloe's equal hatred for puns. RIP Skarloe.
I love puns, they're punderful.
I usually get told they are punishment
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/420a44396d1d53c36f146a3cf1930df4/tumblr_mh34m16oS91rfkogxo1_500.gif)
XD
Bye bye.
Wassup y'all?
How goes it sah?
Hiya, Sand!
Hi Sand!
And hello Soren! Two people returning in one day?! It's unprecedented! ;D
Visiting, Del, visiting ;)
An interesting coincidence all the same.
Hello, Sand. Haven't seen you in a while.
Quote from: Delthion on August 31, 2018, 10:24:30 PM
And hello Soren! Two people returning in one day?! It's unprecedented! ;D
But. . . Not unpleasant.
snadpwa
Gone on another secret mission.
Next time you must say bye my friend. ;)
He's like legit working for the secret service. He just pops up once in a blue moon and disappears just as quickly.
...
Really doesn't inspire more posts to hear how inactive we were.
Burbblegerm.
August was hands-down the most busy month of the worst summer of my life. Pardon me if I haven't been posting much. :P
EDIT: Wait it's September now. THAT MEANS THE YEAR IS COMING TO AN END AND I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN USED TO WRITING 2018 INSTEAD OF 2017 WHAT IS THIS WHERE DID THE TIME GO LIKE WHAT THE HEY.
IN 2017 THE ENTIRE YEAR WENT PAST BEFORE I GOT USED TO WRITING 2017!!!
D:
Awwww Christmas is in 4 months. Awesome.
*burrows in snow*
The time has gone by WAAAYYYYY too fast.
Y'know, I think that until I realize how many little things have happened since last year.
Time has gone by way to fast, I think that especially when I think how many big things have happened since last year.
And the big things to come in the near future.
Like COLLEGE? or A JOB? or RETIREMENT?
Retirement sounds good in the near future. ;D
When I've thought about everything that's happened in the last year, big or small, it makes me shriek inside and want to dive out a window. I'm marveled by how much has happened in such little time.
Nothing you couldn't handle, though.
Are you competing?
HOPEFULLY! (I have no idea. It's a dream that I am working toward though. ;D)
Makes the brain hurt, don't it?
Would that be for fencing Del?
Ach, after ze footpav clavz get trimmed Ah moight be gettin' a cazt on ze left footpav tae keep ze main toe izolated fer a veek. Tvid be me zecond cazt in me loife. Me firzt vaz from fracturin' me right vrizt in Footbav by tacklin' ze offence vho 'ad ze bav vhoilzt Ah vaz playin' Defence. Und ziz vaz juzt a practize, zae tvaz zomebeazt on me ovn team. Ah ztill 'ave ze cazt.
when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore
Because! Everybody loves somebody sometimes.
Quote from: Maudie on September 22, 2018, 02:58:17 AM
when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore
When a man walks on by in a white shirt and tie: That's a Mormon. . .
That was funny.
That's why I posted it.
Ah am at ze point in me book zat Ah am reading, Welkin Weasels Windjammer Run vhere...Ah am at......Ze...Middle O' Ze Book! (https://canongate.co.uk/middleofthebook/) *Ztartz vhiztlin' Ze Middle O' Ze Book Zong*
@people who know things about cars: sooo...today when I went to work I accidentally left my headlights on. When I went out 4.5 hours later for my lunch break my car wouldn't start but the gauge lights turned on and the radio blared briefly. I turned the headlight switch off and went back to work. 3 hours later I got off work and went back out and my car started. Should I be concerned for my battery? The last time I drained a battery (different car) I got a jump start (we might have over-charged it) and we eventually had to replace the battery because of that. If a car starts on it's own is it fine? Should I turn it on and drive it around for a bit to help with the charge? I don't know anything about cars... :P
I've never heard of a car's battery needing to be replaced just because of a jump-start. But yes, driving around for a while, or even just letting it run for a while will help with the charge if your alternator is functioning properly. ;D
What he said.
If your engine turns over barely, then your battery is low. In that case you may want to charge your battery, replace it, or replace the alternator.
If it doesn't do anything but a click, then it may be your starter.
They're right. Lots of auto parts stores, like Autozone even will check the status of the battery, if one of the cells has gone dead, etc. Might want to swing by there.
Three guys trying to explain to a girl how are car is supposed to work.
Sounds about right.
Dude. Girls can be just as knowledgeable as guys about cars.
Dude. He's just joking about a stereotypical moment being played out in real life.
Quote from: Matthias720 on September 29, 2018, 07:03:49 PM
Dude. Girls can be just as knowledgeable as guys about cars.
._.
XD
*Pulls out a bucket of deeper'n'ever October hotroot cordial.*
So I think I've been a CNA for too long. My sister told me that this happened in the middle of the night last night...
Me: *half asleep, rummaging around my bed.*
My sister: "What are you looking for?"
Me: "My bed controller."
Sister: "You don't have bed controller."
Me: "Well I should." *Goes back to sleep.*
Quote from: Delthion on September 29, 2018, 07:13:34 PM
Dude. He's just joking about a stereotypical moment being played out in real life.
I get that. However, I have to do my job here and point out that it wasn't
what was said, it was
how it was said. It's my fault for rushing my post and not clearly explaining, but the way it came across in pure text can be seen as insensitive. Just trying to keep the peace here.
Quote from: Maudie on September 30, 2018, 06:11:25 AM
So I think I've been a CNA for too long. My sister told me that this happened in the middle of the night last night...
Me: *half asleep, rummaging around my bed.*
My sister: "What are you looking for?"
Me: "My bed controller."
Sister: "You don't have bed controller."
Me: "Well I should." *Goes back to sleep.*
*Slow claps for Maudie* XD
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 30, 2018, 01:28:18 AM
*Pulls out a bucket of deeper'n'ever October hotroot cordial.*
*roundhouse kicks it into the air so it flies up and lands on Skarzs's head*
Why.
As we can readily see, that is her mating technique, to dump deeper'n'ever October hotroot cordial over persons' heads.
I can readily see that that made people too uncomfortable to respond.
Me too! And now my task is complete! ;D
Jukka. He is a danger to us all. We must drown him then ban him to the land of the guests.
yes seriously please ban himwoah
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/7be7/f/2018/172/e/3/fifi_friday__pride_2018_by_pixelkitties-dcf26u2.png) (https://www.deviantart.com/pixelkitties/art/Fifi-Friday-Pride-2018-750890522)
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 02, 2018, 11:01:31 PM
Jukka. He is a danger to us all. We must drown him then ban him to the land of the guests.
This is the kinda quality I'm posting again for
Glad to be of service.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on October 02, 2018, 11:15:00 PM
This is the kinda quality I'm posting again for
My purpose is completed beyond my wildest dreams! The Mousethief has been resurrected from his early grave! ;D
Look at that lovely welcome back ;D
Yes.
Matthias720
Administrator
Redwall Librarian
*****
Posts: 999
Gender: Male
Seasons change, but Redwall yet stands
Matthias what are you going to use your thousandth post for?
The great thing about multiple choice tests is I don't really *need* to study because I am a fantastic guesser.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 02, 2018, 11:01:31 PM
Jukka. He is a danger to us all. We must drown him then ban him to the land of the guests.
Okay.
*pushes Del into a giant vat of deeper'n'ever October hotroot cordial so he'll drown*
Now this is a new habit for this species...we know from past studies that mating is done by dumping deeper'n'ever October hotroot cordial on her mate's head. I wonder what being pushed into a vat of said liquid means...
</3
Delka no more.
I have the feeling that a post I made today got deleted. Or maybe I didn't make the post at all., clicking "preview" instead of "post".
@Matthias720 @Jukka the Sling care to comment on this?
I don't see any record of a deletion in the moderation log. Maybe you did hit "preview". :/
Quote from: Delthion on October 04, 2018, 05:04:35 AM
Now this is a new habit for this species...we know from past studies that mating is done by dumping deeper'n'ever October hotroot cordial on her mate's head. I wonder what being pushed into a vat of said liquid means...
*stares blankly into space while standing in a bucket of deeper'n'ever October hotroot cordial*
I probably never posted it then. Thanks for checking Jukka ^-^
And now, for something completely different
(https://img00.deviantart.net/2beb/i/2018/274/6/e/movie_time_by_lillyseedrafox264-dco9xvv.jpg) (https://www.deviantart.com/lillyseedrafox264/art/Movie-Time-766368715)
A duck tales duck?
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on October 05, 2018, 01:10:34 AM
*stares blankly into space while standing in a bucket of deeper'n'ever October hotroot cordial*
You'll get sick if you don't get out of there.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on October 05, 2018, 01:10:34 AM
*stares blankly into space while standing in a bucket of deeper'n'ever October hotroot cordial*
Yet another instance of deeper'n'ever October hotroot cordial by this species...very interesting.
Ze Air-Conditionin' ztopped vorkin' zometoime lazt Froiday. Tiz gaein' tae be vorked on eizer Monday or Tuezday may'apz. Ach... *Ztickz 'iz 'ead in ze Freezer fer zeveral zecondz*
I hope it starts working soon Hiag
Ze Air-Conditionin' iz back! Na' tvill take more effort tae zveat. Zveatin' increazed ze likely'ood o' vater gettin' on me cazt. Und zat iz zummat Ah definitely dinnae vant tae 'appen, becauze zen ze cazt vid need tae be changed. Ach...
Ah. First world problems. The best kind.
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=10457.15
This is what you are looking for.
Hm. Forgot about that.
Tiz av aboot ze Oyzterz, iznae it? Ah kenned it!
No, it's not about the oysters.
I mean, worrying about getting a cast wet because it's a pain in the rear end to change is a legit worry.
How much longer will you need the cast, Head?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 12, 2018, 06:17:30 PM
I mean, worrying about getting a cast wet because it's a pain in the rear end to change is a legit worry.
So is starving in other countries. :P
Well yeah. Obviously. *Sighs*
Why so serious?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 12, 2018, 06:17:30 PM
I mean, worrying about getting a cast wet because it's a pain in the rear end to change is a legit worry.
How much longer will you need the cast, Head?
Vell, it ztill 'aznae completely healed yet, zae Ah 'ave tae keep gettin' nev vonez put on until it daez. Und zen o' courze zey tend tae keep ze cazt on fer anozer veek after tiz 'ealed, zae zat vid add anozer veek tae vhenever it foinally
daez 'eal. Und zen ve can get more intae lookin' at Neurological zin'z, zince it zeemz zat Ah 'ave zome Neuropathy in me footpavz...
:P
I'm pretty much obsessed with Bring Me the Horizon's new single wonderful life. I have a feeling I'm gonna love the whole album
He came, he posted about an emo rock band, he left.
He is become Soren, most predictable of men. ;D
Ze cazt came off Friday und ze ulcer 'az clozed! Ah dinnae 'ave tae vear zat boot anymore! ...'ov'er Ah did get Athelte'z footpav due tae ze toez being enclozed viz zveat fer a veek.....
In ze meantoime, Ah zee ze forum'z gone Av Hallowz' Eve! Major! *Gaez tae change 'iz profoile picture*
Athlete's cheese.
*Barfs*
Gross. Don't do that on my carpet.
*Lookz up ze Duros on Vookieepedia* Major, zae zat vaz zem! Zat makez ze previouz book in ze zeriez zat Ah'm readin' zat Ah read make much more zenze na'! Ach, Zey brought vot 'appened on zemzelvez, but ztill...Ach...
That doesn't make you make any more sense. . .
Duros. (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Duros)
Duros. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duros_(food))
One you can eat and one you can fight. I see.
*Iz vroightin'*
Very hyped to play the new game, Deltarune. Undertale was just...breathtaking. I have high expectations for Deltarune.
Mm, fascinating. I didn't know about that game.
A lot of people I know are loving it, so I'm sure it's pretty good.
Will you play it?
Since I haven't played Undertale, no. :P
Ah, okay.
Under 'ill, under tail...
Underfoot.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 13, 2018, 08:48:43 PM
Under 'ill, under tail...
through woods and rocks.
Marlfox! Marlfox! Marlfox!
Is that what that is from? O_O I had forgotten.
yum
yuk
I just spent hours today trying to fix my dumb little Lenovo laptop that's been unbootable for two years by creating a bootable Windows 10 USB drive and trying to boot from it. It's the first time I ever tried anything like this, and I was so hopeful I could prove my mad IT skillz by doing this new procedure, but... it didn't work. The laptop just won't boot from it, and the BIOS setup menu only has a couple of tabs of options for some ridiculous reason (like it seems to be straight-up missing things that normal quality computers should have?), so I can't even do things like toggle from UEFI to legacy boot like some sites suggested.
Ugh.
Oh well. At least I know how to make a bootable USB now, so I can maybe fix a couple of other dead computers we have laying around? Although this experience has left me with dampened optimism.
I'll prob be buying a good gaming desktop this week anyway (so we can play the new Battlefront II we bought a few months back without any of us bothering to actually, y'know, read the system requirements). At least I'll be joining just in time for Obi-Wan's release. XD
Compooter stuff. Yes. Ineed. I agree.
I have no idea what you said.
;D
Shut up.
It was longer at first. And technically I didn't say anything.
I can taste your lies.
@Jukka the Sling: Try making a live USB of a Linux distro, like Ubuntu. Try installing that first, and maybe that can give some insight into why Windows won't install.
Thanks. I considered it before, but figured that if Windows 10 wasn't working, anything else would probably fail too. I'll have to try that anyway.
It's a "Windows Boot Manager boot failed" error, btw, and I'm using a cheap USB 2.0 (that I reformatted a couple times yesterday after mistakes with what I was doing. Like at first I mistakenly saved the freshly-downloaded Windows 10 ISO right on the USB before doing more research and finding out I had to use something like Rufus or PowerISO to make it live :P). Anyway, after choosing to boot from the USB, it just says that the boot failed. And I think I've done everything right? Dunno if the USB itself or how it was reformatted would affect anything? (I just formatted it back to its defaults.)
Idk anything about computers, but I know my brother has revived several of our dead ones with some strain of Linux wizardry...
Zave yer money, buy an Axe, put it trough ze ztupid device...
It might save time. . .
...Und tvid be more enjoyable...
Indeed. I can imagine the sound.
Quote from: Maudie on November 22, 2018, 02:17:39 AM
Idk anything about computers, but I know my brother has revived several of our dead ones with some strain of Linux wizardry...
Awesome.
I found a tutorial for putting Ubuntu on the exact laptop I have (an Ideapad 100s), so I'm more hopeful now. The Ubuntu download was going to take like 20 hours, though, so I can't do it right now. :P
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 22, 2018, 05:27:55 AM
The Ubuntu download was going to take like 20 hours, though, so I can't do it right now. :P
Your internet connection is really slow...
You might perhaps want to try a lighter version such as Lubuntu, Xubuntu or Ubuntu Mate, the file size should be smaller and therefore the download faster.
Hopefully you can pull this off; from what I've heard Lenovo computers' UEFI firmwares stink, especially since yours doesn't seem to have legacy boot support.
Also, if you still have some important files stored on that computer, you should be able recover them through the live CD, unless the partition has since been reformatted.
Feel free to PM me if you need help with this, I've had some experience with Linux.
Thank you!
Unfortunately, the laptop is so tiny and thin it doesn't even have a disc drive. It's the 11iby model. (Amber and I each got identical ones on Black Friday of 2015. Hers is kinda falling apart physically now, but at least it still functions. :P)
The laptop uses UEFI, btw. Legacy isn't actually necessary, I don't think? Some websites were mentioning changing the boot to legacy, but maybe they were confused. :P Or maybe I am...
I'll have to see if one of those other versions will work. I was trying Ubuntu because of this tutorial (https://medium.com/@realzedgoat/a-sorta-beginners-guide-to-installing-ubuntu-linux-on-32-bit-uefi-machines-d39b1d1961ec) - I'm such a noob that I wanted to follow it exactly to make sure I got everything right.
Keep us updated, Jukka. If you have any questions, just ask.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 22, 2018, 03:48:59 PM
Unfortunately, the laptop is so tiny and thin it doesn't even have a disc drive.
This seems to be an annoying tendency with newer computers, to reduce the number of components and plugs. You'll have to boot from a USB flash drive instead (which is what I assume you're trying to do). The live Ubuntu USB could possibly help recover the files.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 22, 2018, 03:48:59 PM
The laptop uses UEFI, btw. Legacy isn't actually necessary, I don't think? Some websites were mentioning changing the boot to legacy, but maybe they were confused. :P Or maybe I am...
If you're going to be reinstalling the operating system and wiping the hard disk, it shouldn't matter whether you use UEFI or Legacy.
The tutorial overall seems like a good way to install the system. Just one thing though: you'll probably want to use Ubuntu 18.04 instead of 17.10. 17.10 is no longer supported, while 18.04 is a LTS release that is still supported for years to come. The two versions should behave pretty much the same way when following the rest of the tutorial.
It lasted less than three years?? D:
Back in the early 2000s, my father had a computer that lasted only one year. He was quite annoyed at having to buy a new one so soon :-\
I've had my current one for eight years. The CD-rom drive is broken, and the speakers are on-and-off, but other than that it still works great and is very fast.
Mine actually only lasted like seven months. I think it might've been shut down wrongly/while updating, which caused its boot problems.
Anyway, I bought a gaming laptop today! We're about to go pick it up.
That makes me cringe, honestly. *Shudders* If I bought a computer that only lasted a year I would die on the inside.
Seven months? Ew. . .
OKAY GUYS SO I HAVEN'T GOTTEN INTO MY OLD LENOVO BUUUT I HAVE JUST GOTTEN INTO AN OLD (WINDOWS 7) LAPTOP WE HAVE BY USING LUBUNTU. I AM SO HAPPYYYY
Your theoretical process worked!
Linux is like a tune-up, oil change, fresh tires, and a trip to the carwash for an old computer. Cleans it up and gives it new purpose.
Takin' an axe tae it vid ztill 'ave taken much lezz toime...
Or a hammer. And fire
Fire!!!! *Zet'z Skarzs'z 'air on fire*
I don't have hair.
Ssshhhhhhhhhh. *Sets flaming wig on Skar's head*
(Ah.)
My hair is on fire. Help.
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/2/16/245579/full.gif)
All better.
gross
*Zetz zaid Pony'z 'air on fire*
*Wipes spit/water off my face.* Head, please set me on fire. Cleanse this.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 30, 2018, 11:02:13 PM
*Wipes spit/water off my face.* Head, please set me on fire. Cleanse this.
HIAG is away until the end of January :'(
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO. . . . !
*Zet'z Skarzs'z 'air on fire*
Set all of me on fire!
/me puts Skarzs in a hot-air balloon.
Oh look! It's a firefly! ;D
CLEANSE ME WITH FIRE OF THE BODILY FLUIDS SPAT UPON ME.
The only thing that will cleanse you of bodily fluids is soap and hot water.
Trust me, I'm a CNA. ;D
Fire cures all. Trust me I'm a blacksmith.
*Drinks lava*
You see? She will never have to worry about sickness again.
Yeah, 'cause she's dead.
*Clamps Amber's mouth shut.* Cured of all disease!
*Muffled* Dead as a doornail!
Fire cures all! Have you ever seen a piece of charcoal or ash with a disease?
Charcoal and ash are also dead.
One thing that is Ashen and is a disease too! (http://bloodborne.wikia.com/wiki/Ashen_Blood)
Clearly hotter fire must be used.
Actually, you're not wrong. ;D
You see? The fix-all.
*Sets a block of ice on fire*
Ya got talent, kid
Why, thank you.
Between today and yesterday, I have spent 280 miles sitting in a car. I don't know how many hours, I didn't bother to keep track of yesterday's.
My back hates me now.
Nice.
Where are you going?
Actually, that's only about 4 hours and forty-five minutes if you average sixty miles per hour.
Or nine if you average 30mph.
Quite right. I have a 10 hour drive ahead of me tomorrow. I generally drive just a little over 270 miles in a week when I only drive to my fencing practice. ;D
. . . Commitment.
Actually, I just realized that that's only one way. In actuality I drive a little over 540 miles every week for fencing practice.
You'd be better off moving into an apartment nearby for all the time and fuel you're spending
Probably. ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 05, 2019, 03:33:06 AM
Nice.
Where are you going?
Nowhere, we just had some stuff to do down in Atlanta and in Gainesville.
Quote from: Delthion on January 05, 2019, 04:25:08 AM
Actually, that's only about 4 hours and forty-five minutes if you average sixty miles per hour.
Sounds about right!
You drive a
lot for fencing. O.O I get it, though, if I had to do the same for dance I would. Stay safe on that 10 hour drive!
Don't fall asleep at the wheel.
Don't drink and drive.
Don't run with scissors.
Don't do drugs.
I'd say stay in school but some of the most successful people I know of didn't go to college and some even dropped out of high school.
Soooo. . . Feed a cold, starve a fever.
Eat lots of fruits and veggies.
Break a leg
Maybe even break an arm.
Don't get in cars with strangers.
Don't accept candy from strangers.
Isn't that just common sense??
Just post random generic advice. We're preparing Del for adulthood.
Eat lots of vegetables.
Look both ways when you cross the street.
Donate to charities
Stop, drop and roll.
Bathe regularly.
Well, thank you for all the well wishes! ;D The drive was uneventful.
Did you bathe at all? Please tell me you did.
Of course not! What kind of a person do you think I am?! Bathing...pah! ;D
Neanderthal.
Don't stay in school, kids.
::)
;D Welcome to the Cellars my friend.
You will find it harder to leave the cellars then to come to them. ;D
True that.
I thought you guys kept Strawberry fizz down here. These are the cellars, right?
*dark muttering*
Go to the season namesday celebration feast. You'll find strawberry fizz there.
great! The only problem is, it's not Name-day... I'll check on that later.....
It's never too late to celebrate.
Yeah, the topics stay pinned for a reason :)
Or wait around until spring. :P
my question of the night:
Why do we call horses with a horn 'unicorn'? The 'uni' makes sense, meaning one in latin, but 'corn'? what does corn have to do with anything? Maybe some baby mispronounced it and it just stuck? Ideas?
It's derived from the Latin actually. Cornu being a fourth declension masculine noun meaning horn. This combining with uni- combines to literally mean "One horn".
So what you're saying is that anything with one horn is a unicorn.
I accept rhinos as unicorns.
Clearly.
And narwhals.
That's a task. :P
I think I'll put a card board paper towel role on a cat's head, and sell it on Amazon for a million bucks! ;D
*rubs hands maliciously*
An entrepreneur, I see.
catUNICORN for sale! Only $99,999,999.99!
*glues paper towel role to cat's head*
(http://theworstthingsforsale.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/unicornhorn.jpg)
even better >:D
That cat looks so done. XD
AND you notice in the right hand bottom corner what it says... What people do for marketing!
They lie.
after all of the years of living I've gotten to that solution with most products
Cats in general don't love many things.
Doesn't stop me loving cats though.
and that is why dogs are just sooooo much better :D
Cats vs dogs internet argument number 587,104,937,336.
well, as a know fact around the world, dogs are so much better. Don't even try to argue that one.
Little Jimmy Herbert sat on a dumpling...
wat
plz don't scare everyone with your weirdness, my dude.
Quote from: The Witessss on January 17, 2019, 09:05:06 PM
well, as a know fact around the world, dogs are so much better. Don't even try to argue that one.
You are wrong.
Excuse me? ;D I thought this thread is supposed to be random.
Cats are the animals that are not fit to stand in a dog's presence unless to serve them dog biscuits or belly rubs.
(https://s3.envato.com/files/222054668/king.png)
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 17, 2019, 09:35:57 PM
Excuse me? ;D I thought this thread is supposed to be random.
(Was this post directed at me?)
Nope...
Quote from: The Witessss on January 17, 2019, 09:40:19 PM
Cats are the animals that are not fit to stand in a dog's presence unless to serve them dog biscuits or belly rubs.
Dogs are humanity's slaves. Cats are real animals.
The ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. Can you name a culture that worshipped dogs? (Wolves don't count)
Do ya think people worshiped Beagles?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/vMFo6SUzZO5gI/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 17, 2019, 10:16:15 PM
Dogs are humanity's slaves. Cats are real animals.
The ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. Can you name a culture that worshipped dogs? (Wolves don't count)
Every one knows that dogs are one of the sweetest creatures on this planet. As you said, cats are ANIMALS. Dogs are true pets. The people that worshipped cats were obviously living in some fantasy land, b/c they also worshipped 'gods'. Since they were intelligent enough to worship 'gods', I can see how they made the mistake of worshipping cats, too.
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you probably didn't know but I was trying to make that apply to what you just said... Pretty dumb though. ^-^
*Watches the small flame war with great pleasure.*
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 17, 2019, 09:31:11 PM
wat
plz don't scare everyone with your weirdness, my dude.
Worry not. He is among friends.
That's good to know :D
I would put some mind blowing dog pic down but I can't figure out how to do it!
Instead of using the reply box at the bottom of the page, use the reply button that is above it and to the right. There you will see a bunch of smileys and options shown as blue boxes for text format, and things to insert. When you press on the one that is the first on the second row, it should add this code: [.img] [./img] (But without the periods.) Put the image address between the two and it should show up.
still not working..
Could you give me the image link you're trying to use? Maybe I can help.
Well, I actually don't have any one particular picture, right now i'm going between a few and just trying to get One down. But sure. When i right cick on a photo, It doesn't have 'copy image adress' it just says 'copy link' or 'copy image' So i've been doing 'copy link' because copying the image was not working. Here is the link:
https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=qKEzWoFk&id=3796F3000A20515239566DBA6843A9A94CCEFC43&thid=OIP.qKEzWoFkqP76IO059oXJqgHaFj&mediaurl=http%3a%2f%2fcdn.marketplace.akc.org%2fmedia%2f55310%2f1461159953_8748_4826.jpg&exph=1536&expw=2048&q=knox+boxers+dogs&simid=608040468598292615&selectedIndex=15
This is actually a pic of a litter we have previously had. It was a litter of ten, but at the moment, one is getting an idividualized photo session in doll clothes. 8)
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 17, 2019, 10:16:15 PM
Dogs are humanity's slaves. Cats are real animals.
The ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. Can you name a culture that worshipped dogs? (Wolves don't count)
(Satanists also worshiped cats in medieval Europe.)
I think Egyptians had the weirdest ideas. :o
See! that just shows that cats are vile! Also, in Redwall, with the exception of Lady and Farmer Gingevere, cats are always pictured as the bad ones. I bet Brian had dogs.
I can't really think of anyone actually worshipped cats. Who did?
Egyptians. A little in China. Various little pagan groups. Single women in their thirties.
Satanists did in Medieval Europe...
Yeah sorry, I saw that. I should have said who else. :P
@The Witessss Depending on what browser you're using, there will probably be an option in the right-click menu to "open image" or "open image location". That'll give you the direct image link.
Quote from: Delthion on January 18, 2019, 04:35:05 AM
Satanists did in Medieval Europe...
More like people who the authorities claimed were devil-worshipers had cats. Satanists barely even existed in medieval Europe.
Well I mean they definitely didn't, because Satanism refers to an atheistic philosophy proposed by Anton Lavey. But what I actually meant to say was that devil-worshippers probably barely existed in medieval Europe. Sure there were a few. But the vast majority of people accused of devil-worship were pagans, Gnostics, etc.
I found a little bit about Luciferians involving cats in their rituals, but I did also find this: "The Waldensians, or Vaudois, were accused of cannibalism, ... worship of the Devil in the form of a dog, and sorcery." Which is actual worship, not just having a cat present.
*Eats popcorn.*
I mean I was just being facetious about cat worship, and I genuinely don't care whether people like dogs more. (I do get angry when people treat dogs being better as fact, though.) But I don't mind getting into medieval religious attitudes.
Apples and oranges.
Liking dogs or cats is completely subjective. They're two completely different species and in general they both have separate overall personalities. It's honestly silly to see arguments about what is better, because it's an opinion. I can understand it when discussing what breed is better within the same species, like a Mein Coon vs a Siamese, or a house cat vs a tiger, or a Chihuahua vs a doberman, etc., But even then it's opinion. :P
I know, let's discuss whether females are better than males or vice versa! That'll turn out good with a definitive answer, won't it?
(Let's not, though.)
*Coughs*
Personally, i still think dogs are better, but that may be partially because i am highly allergic to cats, and have always lived with dogs and with a highly biased dogs v. cats family.
Is it weird that the PC I'm on smells like it's burning? :-\
A little disturbing... I mean, just a little...
It's literally a burner underneath... 8D
Back away slowly from the computer, and you probably won't get hurt.
Never mind. I just needed to lift it up a little, and it cooled down! ;D
It sounds like a VERY trust worthy computer... Now I have even have doubts about your computer...
Your just jealous. ;)
you wish!
This baby's been in the family for generations!
now I have even MORE doubts about you and the computer! Maybe it's time the PC retired...
What is it, the ENIAC?
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 19, 2019, 02:04:07 AM
Is it weird that the PC I'm on smells like it's burning? :-\
Pour water on it.
I ship it.
Young love is so beautiful.
My name is Delthion, and I approve this shippage.
Nothing can replace Beatrice...
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-09QegKMhxvg/UpgKjXikKpI/AAAAAAAAAF0/sk2zVFVVUho/s1600/eniac5.png)
Well check the Ships thread and you will find an excellent replacement for Beatrice! Approved by the Master Shipper! ;D
Wat
What "wat"?
I'm just gonna let you guys have at it. I might be crazy, but whether or not you believe it, I'm an overall pretty serious guy, and this is getting beyond my realm.
That picture didn't load when I posted first. ;D
Here's a picture of Beatrice posing with Hollywoods hottest actors!
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wat
Hey, today the PC I'm on might not explode! 8D
might not explode? that's sure comforting.
Light's glaring on my screen and I can see tons of dust. I just found out that the webcam is actually working!
Anyone else eating potato chips?
you stand alone.
I stand with friends... A.K.A. potato chips.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/Potato-Chips.jpg/1200px-Potato-Chips.jpg)
umm... I think you are their friend but you are their enemy. Take another visit to the mental institute.
*Goes to mental institute*
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you are following sage advice.
Indeed.
Quote from: The Witessss on January 22, 2019, 02:22:16 AM
you are following sage advice.
I didn't know you were named Sage! Nice to meet you!
...
So about this computer. It's so old and feeble that I'm thinking I'm gonna wait until black friday and Buy a new one. ^-^
Well, looks like he might disappear for a few months. If he comes back at the beginning of December we'll know exactly what happened.
*Beatrice stares and looks horrified at her once proud man*
His computer isn't really as old as he made it sound. XD Pretty sure it just needs a new battery.
And a new webcam, cord, and outer frame which I had to tape back slightly...
now Beatrice is horrified that you are telling all of her personal stuff.
Beatrice is dead yo...
Dang. No respect.
Yes. Beatrice had a severe heart stroke. She died in 2003.
Honor the dead.
Indeed. She invited many guests to her cremation.
a cremation is disrespectful of the dead. Even if it is only a computer.
It was what she wanted. Don't disrespect Beatrice.
That is what my dad's family said about my grandma. and she is sitting on a shelf somewhere.
...
what I say is true. Though I will refrain from talking about that side of the family.
Okey dokey...
Quote from: The Witessss on January 25, 2019, 01:42:41 AM
That is what my dad's family said about my grandma. and she is sitting on a shelf somewhere.
Good heavens.
Question my good Del. You don't plan on having another wedding do you? 8D
*Squishes Sheev.* Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 25, 2019, 03:17:24 AM
Question my good Del. You don't plan on having another wedding do you? 8D
I definitely do. I just have to have a ship first. ;D
If being cremated was what the deceased asked for, then it isn't disrespectful, and to say so is ludicrous.
No one has a right to judge how you want to be treated once you're gone. All they have the right to do is honour your wishes.
Quote from: Delthion on January 25, 2019, 03:41:52 AM
I definitely do. I just have to have a ship first. ;D
Help...
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 25, 2019, 10:51:31 AM
If being cremated was what the deceased asked for, then it isn't disrespectful, and to say so is ludicrous.
No one has a right to judge how you want to be treated once you're gone. All they have the right to do is honour your wishes.
For example, I want to have a remote control mechanism put into my skeleton so that I can scare people from beyond the grave. ;D
Sounds fun!
Quote from: Delthion on January 25, 2019, 04:08:50 PM
For example, I want to have a remote control mechanism put into my skeleton so that I can scare people from beyond the grave. ;D
Sounds like a brilliant idea to me.
Better idea though, put a motion activated speaker in your headstone of a recording of your voice saying "LEAVE THIS PLACE" and other ominous threatening messages.
Or... Just stick a land mine near your grave. ;D
Creating more business for the cemetery, are we? :P "Here lies our biggest contributor."
More likely than not... :o
Lol.
I swallowed a cotton roll at the dentist today.
O.O I can imagine that felt.... Horrible. You alright?
She hasn't responded.
Hey guys, do you recommend any one brand for a good computer?
Macintosh.
Really, it depends on what you would mostly use it for. If you were just using it for being online, almost any computer would be good for that, I guess. (Also, by computer I'm assuming you mean laptop.) If you're gaming, go with a PC. My brother would probably know more about that than I. I use a MacBook Pro, and it does well for everyone I use it for, like word documents, spreadsheets, video editing (though the iMovie version I have is a pretty trash application), and using the web browser. But I can't really give any recommendations as to anything else.
I fully recommend the LeapFrog Leaptop. They only cost about twenty bucks and your dignity.
Behold
(https://grattan.scene7.com/is/image/OttoUK/466w/leapfrog-2-in-1-leap-top-touch-laptop---green~89D551FRSP.jpg)
Humbug!
Why not! They're fun and educational! What could be better?
My old laptop, affectionately referred to as Magnus, was a Dell.... Made in 2002. The only real problems I had with Magnus was waiting for sites to load and knowing which sites to not go on because they were too difficult for him to load and he'd crash. So, my experience with Dells has been good. I have an HP now and it.... Other than my own inability to technology, it works extremely well. I haven't really frozen it up, I've had no issues, it's.... For lack of a better word, it's a computer. So HPs are decent.
Buuuuuuut I
also happen to know a lovely, lovely human who is excellent with computers. Heyyy RUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS.
@Rusvul I SAW YOU ONLINE THE OTHER DAY MAYBE YOU'RE STILL AROUND. This is the guy I go to with every computer question, and he's great. When in doubt, ask Rus. :P
It's his fault, though.
I recommend a Lenovo. i'm on it right now.. Dad's work computer that works well (he has several so he doesn't mind)
Hey everyone! So random fact I see the post count on the forum is nearing 1500 for this month- almost double what it was in December and the highest its been in months. Guess its hopefully a sign of a new breathe of life or activity on here... Guess that's a positive start to 2019 for this place...
Indeed! Witess and Sheev were a major part of that, I believe.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 28, 2019, 05:48:45 AM
Indeed! Witess and Sheev were a major part of that, I believe.
hey its good to see new members who stick around on here...
Yep!
deeply honored
*curtseys low*
I have been on the forum website.... 1 day, 13 hours, and 10 minutes.
Achievement.
having a debate inside of myself ... achievement or waste of time?? I really am split.
I've been on this for 46 days...so I don't think you have much to worry about yet.
I have 99 days, so there's that as well. :P
my worries have banished.
I think I have been on for 146 days?
O.O
88 days, 8 hours, 31 minutes.
But I still have the highest post count.
Okay, the stats are all messed up on my profile. Apparently, most of my posts have been in the Front Lawns, and I have been most active on the Role-play Tournament board.
Wrong.
Cellars have the majority of my posts, and probably most of my time.
Because your Cellars posts don't count, I don't think they show up in the little pie chart thing. I think. As for the time thing, I have no idea.
Also do remember I held that record of highest post count for yeeaaarrrs after I quit roleplaying, young whippersnapper :P
In my mind, Dann will always have the highest number of posts. ;D
who's Dann?
danflorreguba, our resident (original) squirrel lover and amazing roleplayer. He pokes his head into the Cellars occasionally, but mostly stays in the upper boards.
In short, he's scared of us.
Except that I'm fairly certain I have more posts in Role-playing than the Front Lawns. I also have all but never been in the Role-play Tournament board.
what yes hi?
I'm not really "around" but I am still alive so maybe if you shout my name really loud into the aether I'll show up every now and again
@Sheev Palpatine I'd suggest not buying a mac unless you have a big budget, you really like OSX, or you can't imagine using anything else. Apple uses excellent ad campaigns to sell beautifully-designed products. these products are
also very expensive, and cost far more than a different device with similar specs. it's kind of like buying designer clothes: they're nice, sure, but they're not that much nicer than anything else. in effect you're paying for the brand name
I like Asus. my laptop is an asus zenbook flip ux360ca, and it's served me well, though I wouldn't recommend it if you need to do something other than Word/email/pdfs etc. it's one of those flippy ones that can pretend it's a tablet.
what you should buy really all depends on 1) what you need it to do, and 2) how much money you want to spend on it.
I just successfully completed four months of school in four weeks...and I got A's...what year is this again? ;D
YOUR year.
*Hands Del a trophy* Speech!
You will do great things!
lol.
is that your entire speech? Seriously?
Yes. ;D
::) next time we won't even ask.
*Cries into a handkerchief* What have I raised?!
Quote from: Delthion on February 02, 2019, 03:37:26 PM
lol.
Del my boy, in all of my many years of military service, never have seen such a display of an ungrateful attitude toward your fellow comrades. Poorly done!
;D
Your father and I are seriously considering adopting you out.
We can't do that to other poor families! He'd eat them alive. Literally.
Quote from: Rusvul on February 01, 2019, 09:36:27 PM
what yes hi?
I'm not really "around" but I am still alive so maybe if you shout my name really loud into the aether I'll show up every now and again
@Sheev Palpatine I'd suggest not buying a mac unless you have a big budget, you really like OSX, or you can't imagine using anything else. Apple uses excellent ad campaigns to sell beautifully-designed products. these products are also very expensive, and cost far more than a different device with similar specs. it's kind of like buying designer clothes: they're nice, sure, but they're not that much nicer than anything else. in effect you're paying for the brand name
I like Asus. my laptop is an asus zenbook flip ux360ca, and it's served me well, though I wouldn't recommend it if you need to do something other than Word/email/pdfs etc. it's one of those flippy ones that can pretend it's a tablet.
what you should buy really all depends on 1) what you need it to do, and 2) how much money you want to spend on it.
Oh sorry! I missed what you said. And thank you for the advice. So if I did get a computer I would probably want it to hold movie programs, games etc.
Whoops, I double posted. :-[
hey, Skarz, do you have a picture under your name on the left side of where you post? it shows a spot for it, but shows nothing. do you just not have one?
I have one that most people can't see. :P I need to change it but don't know what to change it to.
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ba/5c/28/ba5c28f25d17487816018067a2b88ece.jpg)
EDIT:
Or this
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Quote from: The Skarzs on February 03, 2019, 10:50:19 PM
I have one that most people can't see. :P I need to change it but don't know what to change it to.
what is it as of now?
A cougar skull.
cool! well, it sounds cool, at least.
So I was wondering about this site called Minecraftmods.com and if it's virus free or not. Know anything about it?
not a clue.
Ye-Nope.
Tiz a vebzoite. Ah dinnae ken anyzin' ozer zan zat aboot it.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 05, 2019, 12:34:21 AM
So I was wondering about this site called Minecraftmods.com and if it's virus free or not. Know anything about it?
Almost no minecraft mod site is virus free. But if you know your way around all of the buttons trying to get you to download said viruses it's fairly easy.
My leg is asleep and I'm dying.
nice. that is what peeps say at my school when they get sick (I mean the dying part)
;D
you're not actually dying, right? right??
*Inside a coffin* Not quite. :D
Are you dead?
*Closes the coffin lid* Nope, this coffin is just so cozy! :D
*is freaked out again*
Doesn't everyone know that coffins are cozy?
once you're dead, sure.
I love coffins, I slept in several, I always end up underground though,. It gets irritating after a while.
Yeah, it's problematic.
*freaked out third time in one day* and this happens often??
Daily! :D
wonderful
Yup! :D
We're all mad here.
maybe some more than others.
@The Skarzs what kind of stuff do you weld?
I make ornamental iron gates and stuff.
cool. we have a gate at the bottom of our driveway to keep random creeps out, as we have had experiences with them, but it is just a boring farm gate. the worst part about it is that you have to open and close it whenever you need to leave!!! kind of annoying.
Bus Ride in Toronto:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DqzzIvM4us
(there's some swearing so if you don't want to hear it- don't click on the video)
at my house we have a split driveway, so it starts together then breaks apart, and they gate is at the bottom, when they are still together. my neighbor does not live at his property, but is building "Darkon" his medieval castle there. I think is a little lost in his head, but that is a story for another day. my house is on a Civil War site where troops camped for 2 years. anyway, (this is before we had the gate) a guy with a black jeep comes up the together driveway (and this is a long, long driveway hidden by trees so we could not see him) and he goes up Patrick's (the neighbor) driveway in hopes to metal detect there. he gets out of the car, doesn't see Patrick, and just starts detecting!! like what kind of psychopath is this!! Pat then exposes himself, and the guy flees to our part of the driveway. it was the summer and dad was working on the car or some outside work, and we were playing with the dogs in the back, and the ccrrreeeeppppyyyy guy gets out with his metal detecting stuff and asks dad if he can metal detect. obviously dad said 'no', but the guy persisted. "your kids can do it with me" ~quote from creepy guy. during this whole ordeal, our fully grown boxers come and start acting a little aggressively to the guy because they could tell he wasn't welcome, but he just would not go away. at some point we threatened to call the police, and then he left very reluctant and mad. since that day we have had a gate. true story.
Fun!
Some people are like that. I have met more than a few, even in the past year.
Very odd.
Whewww! i'm glad i'm not the only one!! 8D
Quote from: Delthion on February 07, 2019, 04:29:51 AM
Almost no minecraft mod site is virus free. But if you know your way around all of the buttons trying to get you to download said viruses it's fairly easy.
Thanks dude.
hey guys!! i've been promoted!! i'm a bellringer now!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
*Blows a kazoo. Sprinkles confetti on Wite.*
*does a curtsy* thank you, thank you.
Cake. *Mushes a cake into Wite's face.*
*Laughs uncontrollably in the background until all eyes turn to him*
You're next.
:-|
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 12, 2019, 05:47:29 PM
Cake. *Mushes a cake into Wite's face.*
I hope it"s chocolate.😋
I don't drink coffee, yet coffee cake is really nice.
Not a fan, but I can see whybpeeps would like it. 😊
Quote from: The Witessss on February 12, 2019, 12:55:52 AM
hey guys!! i've been promoted!! i'm a bellringer now!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Just a reminder: as Abbey Bellringer, you're expected to be awake every hourly interval to ring the bells. This means that you will only sleep in increments of 30-45 minutes – assuming you're on time to begin with – and will likely be some brand of deaf, because you're ringing immense bells 24 hours a day.
Quick question. Is the Redwall Minecraft server still up and running?
There's a chat about it on the lost legends of redwall discord so I presume so.
Cool! How to I get invited?
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/K1Pk7fizmVg/maxresdefault.jpg)
(Coincidentally, the Bismarck was also launched today...)
What also happened today,
https://www.britannica.com/on-this-day
Quote from: MeadowR on February 12, 2019, 07:04:02 PM
I don't drink coffee, yet coffee cake is really nice.
Coffee is just burnt bean water, anyway.
Roasted.
*sigh*
...One day...
(https://i.imgur.com/dmtGfwf.png)
Books are really expensive in America, huh?
not if you get 'em cheap at yard sales! got thousands of books in good condition. (not even jokin' stop at one sometime)
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on February 15, 2019, 08:44:22 PM
Books are really expensive in America, huh?
Only the ones you want...
i dunno what it's like in FL, but we get 'em for quarters. it is one of my hobbies.
Discount books
Yeah but when you're looking for a specific one that you can't find at thrift stores or yard sales you gotta be prepared to spend a bit of money. One reason I don't read as much anymore.
Very true
that is true, but you can find almost every book at a yard sale even if it takes a few Saturdays to find it.
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSErgrjt7dBWfJ5dNqTn903J1Ft-g2qcuD56CCVWjdtXvu1jcXosnADpmBZ)
libraries indoctrinate kids with books they think fit their narrative and cause. you will sometimes notice a lack of wholesome books and a lot of the unwholesome ones, most of the time.
O.O
That's an interesting statement.
;)
I love libraries, and have been in quite a few. But I've never noticed that. What makes you think that? (Out of mere curiosity)
okay.. let me see... you may notice, near the more adultish section, a lot of political books, but only supporting one side. near the kiddish section they have a lot of books that have ways of making bad things seem okay, 'cause if you see 'em enough displayed in a positive way, your mind starts justifying the wrong in 'em. you probably would have to be looking for the bad to actually notice it, but authors often have ways of making people think and believe things they probably would not have other wards.
(ie: the book Julian Wants to be a Mermaid. Julian is a little boy, and he becomes a mermaid. saw this in a Barnes and Noble. makes you want to think, huh?)
Barnes and Noble is a bookstore, not a library.
Julian Wants to be a Mermaid, I really don't see what bad thing there is with that. Sure, mermaids don't exist, but that's one great thing about fiction, you can do things there that would be impossible in real life.
That said, I wouldn't be surprised if some libraries only had political books supporting a specific ideology.
it is a bit disturbing b/c it is a boy wanting and 'becoming' a girl.
@Corn if theyhave it at a bookstore, would they refrain from having it at a library?
Quote from: The Witessss on February 17, 2019, 11:20:11 PM
it is a bit disturbing...
That's subjective, but I would rather not say more because that would result in a Hearth-style argument.
Either way, mer-creatures can be of any gender.
mer-maids are the girls, mer-men are the boys.. yeah, sorry. didn't mean it to get like this. i'm usually not the one that ends the arguements. :P
As someone who works in a library, I feel reasonably certain that the placement of materials has little to do with the content in the materials (outside of a logical progression to maintain order, ie: Dewey decimal). At my library, I have seen materials I disagree with, but others support, and I have seen materials that I agree with that others would scoff at. I even know the book in question you are referring to. The thing I have to remind myself every time I go to work is that the library is for everyone and not just me. I have a responsibility to not take someone else's voice, and they have no right to take mine. For good or for ill, that's the price of freedom.
i guess. First Amendment, right. freedom of the press and speech (etc.). *sigh*
Life isn't easy when you have ideals you uphold. Because by up holding them, the world almost volunteers ways of challenging them.
Indeed. Goes both ways.
Mhm.
Let's swing this back to randomness. Sometimes conversarions like these get into a spiral at no single person's fault and everyone walks away feeling a bit upset. That being said....
*LOUD BURP*
.... thank you
*Waggles a finger at Tammo.* What do you say?
Um.... I should use my inside burp next time?
Didn't your mother ever teach you manners boy? :P
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 18, 2019, 05:52:04 PM
*Waggles a finger at Tammo.* What do you say?
tasted better goin' down than up?
-_-
;D
*Concerned yodeling*
*concerned b/c of yodeling*
*Concerned. . . For yodeling?*
*concerned for Russa because of her yodeling*
*Happy yodeling*
Careful with that yodeling Russa. I've recently read an artical that yodeling is the one of the main causes for type 2 diabetes. Food for thought. ^-^
Whoa
isn't type 2 diabetes the lack of sugar? (i mean, i'm probably wrong, but..)
Insulin. Lack of blood sugar is hypoglycemia, the other end of the spectrum.
translation?
Diabetes is a lack of insulin.
When you have a lack of sugar it is called hypoglycemia.
They are opposite of each other.
okay, i'll take your word for it.
*shakes head sadly* (and i'm the one with a doctor in the family!)
What do you mean, you'll take our word for it? Lol.
Woah, wait guys. I was joking. :P
Bubbles. >:(
Wait, you wanna see me blow bubbles?
@Witessss
When you eat carbs it converts into bloodsugar (glucose) and causes your bloodsugar to spike. Your body produces a hormone called insulin to keep your bloodsugar at a healthy level (usually somewhere between 60 and 150 mg/dL). When someone has diabetes their body typically has trouble producing insulin to regulate bloodsugar and it often spikes above normal level. I have less experience with hypoglycemia, but I believe it is generally the producing of too much insulin, which causes the bloodsugar to drop below healthy levels. Diabetes and hypoglycemia can often go hand in hand. Hypoglycemia can be an early indicator of diabetes, actually. It's all very confusing.
This has been an infomercial by Maudie. Thanks for tuning in, folks!
thank you, that vaguely makes sense, now. hopefully i'll never have to have any experience!!
I took my bloodsugar (for the first time) for fun today and it hurt like h e c k and left a big ol' bruise on my finger.
Never again. I will die before I get diabetes.
(The only reason I have "experience" with diabetes is because I'm a CNA and lots of my patients are diabetic. ;))
i think my uncle has diabetes.. really have no idea.
Quote from: Maudie on February 22, 2019, 02:09:23 AM
I took my bloodsugar (for the first time) for fun today and it hurt like h e c k and left a big ol' bruise on my finger.
Never again. I will die before I get diabetes.
(The only reason I have "experience" with diabetes is because I'm a CNA and lots of my patients are diabetic. ;))
Why is your skin so feeble and weak?
Drat, i have to go to school now. :P see you guys at about 4!
Homeschooled :P
there are advantages both ways, i guess. i personally have never been home schooled but i have cousins and a lot of friends who are. part of the problem with going to an actual school is that it takes longer to teach a class than one kid in a class where you move at your own rate and speed, but you make more friends (i have several enemies, too, heh heh..) but you learn to function with more people surrounding you. as an example of regular school being at a disadvantage is that i'm in a Latin class, kind of typical to take a language at school. the other kids in my class, excluding my cousin and another kid in my class, either don't comprehend that they actually have to try (at least) to learn the language as best to their ability, or they are just to lazy to learn the vocabulary of the language (and it's not that they are dumb, necessarily either)! as a result, we aren't moving along as fast as we could because the rest of the students don't care enough to be able to move forward! and it's not the teachers fault either. he is great and probably the best teacher i have ever had. (he also teaches 2 of my other classes) but then again i go to a private school so things are probably better there than other places, even.
As a homeschooler, I'd just like to input that as long as the homeschooled kid has other activities with kids (Dance [like me], sports, band, chorus) then socially you're quite likely to turn out just fine. I have people problems, but they're not from being homeschooled they're from me being me. :P
i have a lot of home school friends and they are mostly pretty social and nice, though most of them have a crazy amount of siblings (ie 11).
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 22, 2019, 10:58:57 PM
As a homeschooler, I'd just like to input that as long as the homeschooled kid has other activities with kids (Dance [like me], sports, band, chorus) then socially you're quite likely to turn out just fine. I have people problems, but they're not from being homeschooled they're from me being me. :P
Very Same!
Quote from: The Witessss on February 22, 2019, 11:16:00 PM
i have a lot of home school friends and they are mostly pretty social and nice, though most of them have a crazy amount of siblings (ie 11).
Youngest of 7
my point being that people home schooled seem often less social.
not that i have much experience with huge classes either, my 7th grade class is 6 people (yes we are a functioning school) and the 8th has two people. my brother being half the class. (we also have combined classes, if you are wondering)
(second oldest of 8.)
Quote from: The Witessss on February 22, 2019, 11:16:00 PM
i have a lot of home school friends and they are mostly pretty social and nice, though most of them have a crazy amount of siblings (ie 11).
Quote from: The Witessss on February 22, 2019, 11:20:33 PM
my point being that people home schooled seem often less social.
. . . . Is it the one, or the other?
those who are home schooled often do seem less social compared to non home schoolers, but i have a few friends that are social, but comparatively not as social.
Ah, thank you for clarifying.
From my point of view, I don't talk to kids my own age a lot because (to be blunt) the bit of what they're saying that I understand, I find stupid. Either that or they're discussing their homework. So I just don't talk to kids my own age as much. That doesn't mean I can't, just that I won't. Same with other homeschoolers I've talked to.
This seems like an apples and oranges comparison. Behavior doesn't necessarily corelate with ability. Someone can choose to be less social while functionally being just as capable as anyone else. As both a former homeschooler and an only child, I tended to prefer time spent alone or in meaningful conversation. I was bored listening to people talk about media I didn't consume or sports I didn't play. It wasn't that I couldn't interact, but that I preferred interactions that were relevant to me. I'm guessing a good number of other homeschoolers were/are the same way.
I think there is a homeschool discussion topic in Cavern Hole, if you guys are interested! You'll find some other views there as well.
i think i am addicted to arguing. that is why i think that even if my case isn't good i can still end up being at least a semi-well-off lawyer. Everything i do flourishes into an argument or a debate. (by my own doing) i should tell my Debate Teacher. that would be interesting. ;)
Fun fact: I actually lost all interest in socializing when I switched from homeschool to public school. ;D
Socializing is overrated.
Legitimate.
Debatable.
Understandable.
meh.. i think i would too if i went to public school. :P
Frankly throughoot 'igh zchool mozt o' ze converzationz from ozer ztudents (ozer zan me tva und zen later zree friendz vho vere only vonez Ah really talked tae) zat Ah vid overhear were juzt plain ztupid, innapropriate, annoyin', petty, or av o' ze above. Zittin' viz ze duzt und etc. in ze zpace under ze ztage durin' teatre clazz vaz much more enjoyable. Nae tae mention more intelligent company...
That's not exactly socializing. :P If you don't like those conversations, start your own.
Tiz pazt 'iztory. Anyvay, zey vid 'ave juzt diverged back tae zoze...
High school seems vapid to those of us who don't socialise with others, but I've come to see that this attitude is ultimately toxic. Everyone in high school is still a person with their own interests and while they may seem unimportant to us, that doesn't make them objectively so. High school students are not a monolith, no matter how much the general clique-ish atmosphere may encourage them to be.
Okay.
"You hurt my beautiful chin!" ~ A Little Girl in Walmart
*Shuns Russa for going into Walmart.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 06, 2019, 12:41:00 AM
"You hurt my beautiful chin!" ~ A Little Girl in Walmart
what is this thing you call 'chin'? :laugh:
Del is back! The question is if he will say anything...
I've been back for a while, but when it came to posting I couldn't be bothered.
what a relief!
Se Del, she is still existed about the wedding!
It is good to hear that she still exists.
The celebration dimmed a little when you were gone, but now that you are here...
oh, no, feel free to go back into hiding, the event doesn't have to happen..
Here is the link if you can't find it :P
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=10831.180
AAhhhh!!! we are no longer on speaking terms! BETRAYAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good thing you aren't running hangman anymore :P
(keep in mind I didn't actually mean that [the speaking terms part])
Considering you are talking to me, I gathered as much :P
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 06, 2019, 01:15:17 AM
*Shuns Russa for going into Walmart.*
I don't blame you.
Quote from: The Witessss on March 06, 2019, 02:58:49 AM
what is this thing you call 'chin'? :laugh:
Someone had accidentally hurt her chin. I just thought it was odd that she said it was beautiful. ;D
ah, the tragedies of life... (wait, was her nose crooked and ugly?)
hey, where's
@Sebias of Redwall? he hasn't been here all day!
Vegetabetables.
inflatatable.
Understandabandable.
demanamandable.
residesident.
depleplepleplepleted.
Am I the only one who is excited about this?
is that a movie?
quick thought: how much do you want to bet Sebias will be here on Sunday?
Quote from: The Witessss on March 08, 2019, 09:09:49 PM
is that a movie?
Not sure, I think it might be a mini series
ah.
face face face face
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^
Quote from: The Witessss on March 08, 2019, 09:09:49 PM
quick thought: how much do you want to bet Sebias will be here on Sunday?
haha! good guess, here I am. ;D
Whoa.
For all of you who were wondering, Sebias is still alive and kicking!!!!!!!! ;D :D
I know why!
Quote from: The Witessss on March 10, 2019, 03:38:28 PM
I know why!
Let's see. Though I'm pretty sure you probably know why. :D
º-)
Oh. I think I know too.
º-)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/63/8e/98/638e983da0057721f18052bcc6edc42f.gif)
Should we tell her?
Meh
Blah
*rubs hands together evilly* leave her in suspense a while, maybe.. >:D
(Will You Make It To The End?) I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah... (Half Way ;)) I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...I am board, Blah blah blah...(Congrats, You Made It ;D)
I am supposed to be working on a project. I am super bored.
So Wite and Sebias are siblings, huh?
nope, but I realized he was gone Ash Wednesday, hint, hint. (and no, I am most definably not his sibling)
To late but whatever,
Quote from: WiteI've sorted through all the people I know and all my relatives and through process of elimination since day one, I don't think I am related or know any of you. :'(
it's the sad truth. :'( no, if I knew any of you I probably would have said something a while ago.
Same
Was studying psych and got suddenly really hungry. In the past 30 minutes, I chowed through a very large handful of Annie's Cheddar Squares, I lost count how many pickles but it was a lot, a small handful of my mom's chips, and I'm finishing up a banana as I type. Lowkey want more cheese crackers but I'm saving the remaining ones for my dad.
Whoa.
Quote from: The Witessss on March 10, 2019, 09:11:09 PM
it's the sad truth. :'( no, if I knew any of you I probably would have said something a while ago.
Ah...
I ate lunch, I promise. :P
Popcorn :P
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 10, 2019, 09:48:21 PM
Was studying psych and got suddenly really hungry. In the past 30 minutes, I chowed through a very large handful of Annie's Cheddar Squares, I lost count how many pickles but it was a lot, a small handful of my mom's chips, and I'm finishing up a banana as I type. Lowkey want more cheese crackers but I'm saving the remaining ones for my dad.
Sounds like an average half hour to me! ;D
XD No human flesh? ;D
Quote from: Tungro on March 10, 2019, 09:55:35 PM
Popcorn :P
. . . . Popcorn for dinner actually sounds amazing thank you for this suggestion.
I ate four granola bars in the last 20 minutes if it makes you feel any better..
Ooohhh yummy. What kind?
well first I ate a chocolate chip one, then I ate a dark chocolate chunk one, then I ate a peanut butter chocolate chip one, lastly I ate but another chocolate chip bar. I didn't want to get out of my room since I was very comfy and didn't want to have to take off the blankets I was under doing my report.
Nice! That's fair, lol.
Cereal, italian beef, toast, and popcorn
I forgot to mention that I bribed some of my siblings to fetch said granola bars... hehe..
Lightweights.
wut.
That would be a light lunch for me.
Oi, I'm not even five foot three and weigh less than 105 pounds. That's a lot for me to consume in 30 minutes. :P You're a friggin' giant. I also had a good lunch and breakfast.
I had a big breakfast, though..
@Corn wow. I am about 5'6" and about 110 pounds at age twelve.. but there is a giant in my class.. my age (12) but he's about 6'2" at least already. he is taller than every single person in my whole school. i'm serious. he is a giant. then he stands next to the people that are legitimately short and he looks like a sunflower among a dandelion.
5'8" 14yr 114Ib
the problem with the kid in my class is that even though he is a giant, he is fat! a fat giant!
I'm a very petite person. The amount of times I've been mistaken for being younger than 16 is . . . . Insane.
Sounds like someone hit their growth spurt. :P
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 10, 2019, 11:01:19 PM
I'm a very petite person. The amount of times I've been mistaken for being younger than 16 is . . . . Insane.
My sister who is 27 is always asked when she will graduate high school
O.O I mean, good for her. She'll be able to laugh in their faces when she's older.
Also, hey, uh, Wites - It's kind of rude and mean to call people fat.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 10, 2019, 11:01:19 PM
Sounds like someone hit their growth spurt. :P
um.. no.. he says he hasn't hit one yet.. since pre-k he has always been about at least 7 inches taller than I...
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 10, 2019, 11:09:53 PM
Also, hey, uh, Wites - It's kind of rude and mean to call people fat.
sorry.. I get carried away sometimes..
Dang. I wonder what it's like to be that tall?
That's okay, we all do sometimes. :)
I dunno, sometimes I stand on a stool and imagine i'm that tall. XP. whenever something is too tall to reach or something like that everyone calls for him. he's also the principal's son so he's at school all the time to help with stuff of that sort. I say my feet are big, his feet are really big. he's going to have to start buying custom shoes as soon as he grows a bit.
Quote from: The Witessss on March 10, 2019, 11:20:01 PM
his feet are really big. he's going to have to start buying custom shoes as soon as he grows a bit.
My brother is 6'2" and has size 13 1/2 shoes, but manages alright
is your brother done growing?
He is 23 so I am guessing he is done growing :P
I have a friend who is only 5'10" or so, but where size 17's occasionally.
those are some big feet right there.
I HAVE ACQUIRED MY POPCORN DINNER!
you seriously just ate popcorn for dinner? I thought you were joking about that!
Well I'm kinda in the middle of it, but yeah. We didn't really do 'dinner' tonight and popcorn actually sounded really good.
*Bow* Thank you, thank you ;D
;D
you give terribly healthy advice, Tungy!
Quote from: The Witessss on March 11, 2019, 12:22:33 AM
healthy advice, Tungy!
I like to pride myself in that area of things Wite, you have a good eye!
Spoiler
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
I've always been told I have good vision, thank you. ;D
Spoiler
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:P
Mine is cooler :P
Spoiler
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
but harder to click on. (whenever i'm about to click the thing moves ahead!)
Quote from: Tungro on March 11, 2019, 12:32:28 AM
Mine is cooler :P
Wrong.
Spoiler
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Spoiler
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;D
If you turn my amount of posts upside down it is the same as my posts right side up.
Yeah, but if you want people to believe you, you can't ever post again :P
True. :P
Or just stay in the Cellars or Forum Games. NO SERIOUSNESS FOR YOU, MISTER.
Too late.
My dad and two of my younger siblings just came back from a two-week trip to New Zealand and brought back an entire extra suitcase packed with NZ candy (which they had to go to the trouble of taking as checked luggage instead of carry-on).
NZ candy is the best.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on March 14, 2019, 05:54:12 PM
My dad and two of my younger siblings just came back from a two-week trip to New Zealand and brought back an entire extra suitcase packed with NZ candy (which they had to go to the trouble of taking as checked luggage instead of carry-on).
NZ candy is the best.
I alway wanted to go to NZ.
On the subject of candy...
Has anyone ever had those lollipops from mexico that are pineapple with a salted pepper slab in the middle. {sounds weird but it is really good}
no, but my bro had one with a wasp in the middle (we were all super grossed out)
I need more details.
You can order them online, Russa.
Cool!
My brother had one with a scorpion in it.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 17, 2019, 06:54:56 PM
I need more details.
he took a lick and spat it out. we are all scarred for life. I don't see why anyone would find that appetizing! candy and bugs? really?
Spicy pepper jelly and cheese.
Peanut butter and cheese.
Durian fruit.
those sound pretty awful.. do you like cheese by itself?
I like the first one.
your answer is irrelevant, though!
Yes, I like cheese.
I know a kid that despises cheese.
most of them.
Brie? Wensleydale? Swiss? Gruyere? Blue? Feta? Adelost? Havarti?
not a huge fan of swiss, colby jack, and a couple of others.. I mean, i'll eat them but not my first pick..
CHEESE.
My personal favorite is Drunken Goat. I don't know what kind of cheese it actually is, but that's what it's called.
..I like goat cheese if there is any connection..
I think that a spicy sweet soda pop flavor would be delicious.
blasphemy! they already have disgusting enough flavors, no need to create worse ones! blech.
think cafe rio (or costa vida for you non-utah heathens (although do they even have costa vida outside of utah? idk)(or maybe they're both outside of utah and I'm just crazy/sheltered) (or maybe neither of them are outside of utah) idk) sweet barbacoa pork sauce, but spicy.
or like a sriracha situation? idk but i'm sure someone who knows what they're doing could make it delicious.
we have Café Rio in MD. actually that doesn't sound that bad..
They're everywhere.
yeah, expensive, too.. but they're good!
I've never even heard of Cafe Rio before now. :P
(Same. But now I need to go at least once.)
XD
they have really good food, but it's expensive.
*Throws dollar bills around haphazardly.*
*Scrambles around collecting them*
"a fool and his money are soon parted" and "a penny saved is a penny earned". now, young man, what can you learn from this lesson?
That Corn appreciates all the spare cash she can find? *Clutches the money to chest*
Quote from: The Witessss on March 22, 2019, 10:28:59 PM
"a fool and his money are soon parted" and "a penny saved is a penny earned". now, young man, what can you learn from this lesson?
That if you earn enough money to bless others it's a lot more fun than penny pinching.
*pats Skarz' head* not quite, you'll get it someday. this actually means that you should not throw away money. quite literally in this case! :D
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 22, 2019, 10:30:48 PM
That Corn appreciates all the spare cash she can find? *Clutches the money to chest*
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 22, 2019, 10:35:56 PM
That if you earn enough money to bless others it's a lot more fun than penny pinching.
See? HE AGREES.
;3
Quote from: The Witessss on March 22, 2019, 10:38:39 PM
*pats Skarz' head* not quite, you'll get it someday. this actually means that you should not throw away money. quite literally in this case! :D
-_-
(Sooo. . . Is it like some kind of instinctual reaction to pat me on the head?)
in a way, yes! no class, take out your textbooks and turn to page 109. and we'll review our history lesson about Ben Franklin and some of the wise things he said.
*Obediently turns to page 109*
now class, look at Russa, such a good example. now lets look at Ben. Russa, would you read us the first sentence in that passage?
/me walks in with a lighter. Sets Russa's book on fire while staring blankly at Wite.
*Fans the flames.*
How rude!
This the more random than that other thread thread, not the classroom. So BURN ON.
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Jukka has succumbed to weeb-dom. ;D
More like just Fullmetal Alchemist geekdom. Because those are the only two anime I've watched in full so far. ;D
It's a terrible day for rain...
Too soon. :'(
pretty nice over where i am..
Not for much longer...
(https://media.giphy.com/media/H9RL1IKvsBi6c/giphy.gif)
uh oh.
*Hands Wite an umbrella*
does this stuff happen often at your house, Russa?
*Hides in super hot sunny corner* I mean... That's technically not nice weather, right?...
(Okay but look y'all I can't wait for it to STAY WARM OUTSIDE)
aren't we all?
Quote from: The Witessss on March 25, 2019, 12:56:05 AM
does this stuff happen often at your house, Russa?
Occasionally.
how often does your dad say: 'Jukka, stop playing with the atmosphere, you might bring the house down like last time'
It's becoming a daily occurrence.
*jots something down on a clip-board* hmm, i see.
O.o
RUSSA DON'T TELL HER ANYMORE SHE'S WITH THE GOVERNMENT QUICK HIDE JUKKA!
psst, don't tell all my secrets, keep it down!
It's a technique that's been handed down over generations. :P
Hey Cornflower MM, would you mind making the wedding cake for the Marriage of Tungrite?
yes, she would.
Quote from: The Witessss on March 25, 2019, 01:12:22 AM
yes, she would love to make the cake.
I can't believe you agreed with me. ::)
hijacker!
Who me?
you know it.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 25, 2019, 01:09:09 AM
O.o
RUSSA DON'T TELL HER ANYMORE SHE'S WITH THE GOVERNMENT QUICK HIDE JUKKA!
Aaah! :-X
now now, no reason to fear, here, just write down your address and social security number on this peice of paper so i can check up on my patient later. oh, your credit card number might be appreciated also.
Quote from: The Witessss on March 25, 2019, 01:24:06 AM
now now, no reason to fear, here, just write down your address and social security number on this peice of paper so i can check up on my patient later. oh, your credit card number might be appreciated also.
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Heheheh. No.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 25, 2019, 01:11:59 AM
Hey Cornflower MM, would you mind making the wedding cake for the Marriage of Tungrite?
Whoa full title. O.O SUUUUUUURE I WILL!
oh no, save yourself the trouble! no cake will be nessecary..
Ssshhhhhhhhhhhh cake is always necessary.
^THAT.
but not for a non-existent event!
Quote from: Matthias720 on March 25, 2019, 01:11:17 AM
It's a technique that's been handed down over generations. :P
Indeedy...
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on March 25, 2019, 12:49:57 AM
Not for much longer...
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Wow, Jukka's a weeb. ;D
You'll have to learn to live with that. ;D
^ lol ^
>:D
:laugh: :P
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
:laugh:
:o
*Squishes everyone.*
/me is squished.
Now what?
we stay squished, I guess.
*Makes a peanut butter and "User Jelly"™ sandwich.*
User Jelly™ is made from all natural, whole users, squished by hand for the best flavor and texture.
and the peanut butter?
Generic brand.
How delightful!
Quote from: Delthion on March 25, 2019, 03:36:39 PM
Wow, Jukka's a weeb. ;D
better a weeb than a dweeb
(I have no idea what I just typed)
What has been read cannot be unread.
wise words, listen to your elders!
Now it's turned into patronizing. -^-
Bevare ze Pomegranatez.
*Screams*
Eat the pomegranates.
But then she'll be stuck in Hades forever!
._. Why?
Also, nice pic. (Greed Ling is pretty cool.)
Persephone ate six pomegranate seeds while in Hades in Greek mythology, so then she had to stay there for six months out of the year. Sounds super risky to eat a bunch of pomegranates...
(Thankee! Ling and Greedling are both awesome. XD ...Wait, have you started watching FMAB?!)
Oh. Lol.
No. I just have knowledge.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on March 28, 2019, 05:02:41 PM
But then she'll be stuck in Hades forever!
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on March 28, 2019, 05:29:23 PM
Persephone ate six pomegranate seeds while in Hades in Greek mythology, so then she had to stay there for six months out of the year. Sounds super risky to eat a bunch of pomegranates...
(Thankee! Ling and Greedling are both awesome. XD ...Wait, have you started watching FMAB?!)
Pardon me, bit of a Greek mythology junkie here. Hades is the actual God of the Underworld, technically speaking Persephone had to stay in the Underworld. Also, Hades kidnapped her and she was down there for a while before eating and technically she should have stayed the whole year around but her mother, Demeter, was angry and bitter and made it winter so Hades came to an agreement for the 6 months thing. This was your crash course in How The Ancient Greeks Believed The Seasons Worked, asked for by.... No one. XD
Thank you.
But, like, why was she not supposed to eat? I am confusion.
If she ate or drank anything, she'd be stuck in the Underworld forever. It's been a while but it's something about eating food of the Underworld traps you there.
Also I was wrong - She only ate one seed, and she stays in the Underworld for 1/3rd of the year. Not 6 months.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 31, 2019, 06:18:53 AM
If she ate or drank anything, she'd be stuck in the Underworld forever. It's been a while but it's something about eating food of the Underworld traps you there.
Also I was wrong - She only ate one seed, and she stays in the Underworld for 1/3rd of the year. Not 6 months.
Hmm...Learn something new every day. ;D
Indeed, or re-learn.
I was commissioned to find a dead rat under someones house, didn't take me long...
How much $?
Commissioned in the sense, "You have to earn your food" :P
That's... probably illegal, and certainly not a commission.
Parents do that sort of thing, yo. :P
And it makes perfect sense to me ;)
Quote from: Tungro on March 31, 2019, 05:12:13 PM
And it makes perfect sense to me ;)
That's because you're not training to be a bloodsucking lawyer. (https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/commission)
Quote from: Ouroboros on March 31, 2019, 05:13:23 PM
That's because you're not training to be a bloodsucking lawyer. (https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/commission)
Are you? *starts to scoot away*
Clearly it's slave labor, which is legal when it's family. (Jk) Take that, lawyers, and your "dictionaries."
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Haha! Oh Skarzs, you are such a funny guy. :laugh:
*Not sure how to react.*
Just say thank you. ;D
Thankee
alpaka
(https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/funny-alpacas-with-awesome-amazing-hilarious-hair-15.jpg?w=600&h=593)
llama?
Alpaca. -_-
EgGsists as somevon myslvfno or knotyes
Oops I meant to post this on a different thread.
Lol
I am the only true Moderator. Let anyone who dare challenge me test their modship in trial by combat.
Obviously I'm the only true Mod.
/me eats Amber.
No, you're not! ;D
I am become uneatable.
Really Skarzles?
/me eats Skarzs.
Like a bad pill or something.
I too shall pass.
I am the one true mod to rule them all, the one true mod to find them, the one true mod to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
*Cloaks myself and Delthion in shadows, then we emerge to conquer all mods.
*evil laughter*
I am a regional mod so I am stronger than you >:D
*Cough* Assistant to the regional mod. *Cough*
Quote from: Nadaz, voice of the host on April 02, 2019, 07:17:05 PM
I am the one true mod to rule them all, the one true mod to find them, the one true mod to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
*Cloaks myself and Delthion in shadows, then we emerge to conquer all mods.
I fear you are sadly mistaken.
/me eats Nadaz.
Delthion's position is merely a fan fiction and Nadaz is a myth!
I am the most powerful one present!
/me whispers to Nadaz.
But you're not present anymore, you've been consumed.
*Zetz ze curtainz on fire again*
*Summons 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 Pugs to eat Delthion* (AND they do)
/me eats the pugs, from the inside out.
no they have acid in there stomach that kill everyone but me and other pugs AND even if you are a pug they kill you will acid
(That's godmodding Kreg, you can't add things on to prevent people from doing what they are doing. So instead of saying, "No you didn't escape because of..." Try coming up with another way to bring me under your subjugation. ;))
Delthion, you godmod, like, all the time. XD
I do?
Eating literally everyone and everything. Eating your way out of things. :P I mean, it's mostly eating, but. . .
*Summons 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 Pugs to eat Delthion* (AND they do AGAIN, and they have acid in there stomach that kill everyone but me and other pugs AND even if you are a pug they kill you will acid) Ya happy?
But then the game just ends...
well I beat you so people need to beat me
Like an elimination dueling thing?
Quote from: Cornfl0wer MM on April 03, 2019, 09:25:58 PM
well I beat you so people need to beat me
That's not the Cellars way, you just made a rule in the Cellars, so you lapse out of existence. ;D
/me explodes forth from the pugs.
Quote from: Delthion on April 03, 2019, 04:51:54 PM
(That's godmodding Delthion, you can't add things on to prevent people from doing what they are doing.
Quote from: Delthion on April 02, 2019, 04:03:36 AM
I am the only true Moderator. Let anyone who dare challenge me test their modship in trial by combat.
See HIPPOCRIT
Does it even matter that much?
We could flavor ALL the potatoes.
yes yes we could
What flavor though?
Salt flavor
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSjYf0umWqKZ-TFumfLVbRq-XS7VQzy1BBjfs6hwLElhExOckSr)
Did you guys notice that in the news feed Jukka is still listed as a computer program? :P
Yes yes i did
ALPACA
That's because... I AM a computer program! *dabs*
Wowwwwwwww *gaspes*
Wut
O-O
Where does it say she is a computer program?
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 06, 2019, 06:13:59 AM
Where does it say she is a computer program?
The news ticker at the top of the page, one item fades and another appears. If you wait until the end of the cycle, it will appear.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on April 06, 2019, 03:51:45 AM
That's because... I AM a computer program! *dabs*
Good to know ;D
It's an early Easter egg
Lol.
LOL.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:
O.o *Is slightly concerned*
o.O
O.o o.O
O.o o.O O.o
Quote from: Kreg on April 07, 2019, 07:32:50 PM
O.o o.O O.o
I'm gonna call you Wites jr.
O.o o.O O.o o.O etc...
What you don't know is that I am also a computer program. The mods are turning members into their slaves to better control you. Their methods are subtle, but effective.
Where do you think Wites went?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 07, 2019, 08:42:04 PM
I don't know.
INTO THE OPERATION CHAMBER TO BE TURNED INTO A PROGRAM
huh.
huh..
huh backwards.
huh...
Huh... we should get back to the topic that this thread totally has. XD
Or at least have a semblance of a conversation.
huh....
This is the least active the Cellars have been in a while
Random thing I noticed is that when you scroll for a while that all updates are by Kreg...
i know..
That has been me at times. :P
llol.
Kreg will be a regular Cellarhog soon.
what is a Cellerhog?
-_- Cellar dweller. Crazy person. Regular.
What's a good name for an ostrich? Asking for a friend.
Peck
Emu
You know, I've just realised something. The stats page says there's 47 boards on here, but if you count them, you only get 28.
That means there's 19 extra boards we can't see.
So either the staff section is huge, there's a lot more coming in this mysterious upcoming update, or a bit of both.
Urei
Big bird.
small bird
Quote from: Ouroboros on April 12, 2019, 07:22:01 AM
You know, I've just realised something. The stats page says there's 47 boards on here, but if you count them, you only get 28.
That means there's 19 extra boards we can't see.
So either the staff section is huge, there's a lot more coming in this mysterious upcoming update, or a bit of both.
My numbers were wrong on this by the way. You can't see grandchild boards from the index, so the amount we can actually see isn't 28, but rater 35. That's still 12 invisible ones though. :-|
Average bird
Those are some great names. My friend is very appreciative.
Quote from: Ouroboros on April 12, 2019, 05:41:34 PM
My numbers were wrong on this by the way. You can't see grandchild boards from the index, so the amount we can actually see isn't 28, but rater 35. That's still 12 invisible ones though. :-|
O.O
rad.
???
Ah found ze zong Ah've been zearchin' fer fer
yearz! Av me lang effortz vere vorth it!!! *Poztz ze zong again*
there was a crazy plot twist in the webcomic I've been following for over two years and I am S H O O K y'all
Lol.
Which one?
The Silver Eye (http://thesilvereye.com). Someone was suddenly revealed to be the mother of one minor character. This has HUGE ramifications for tons of different relationships and backstories, so I'm freaking out. (There's also a ton of other crazy stuff being revealed on the newest page, but that's the biggest thing.)
It's a really good story and I highly recommend it. (It can be a bit complicated at first, but reading the comments helps.)
Pink bird!
Nearly to 100 pages.
(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/mickey-mouse-infinity-gauntlet-gif-1.gif)
100?
Vun hundrit.
/me pops party popper.
Lol. *Detonates a grenade*
O____O
:o
That went from one to ten very quickly.
Hello fellers! What's up?
Popcorn ceiling.
Bedroom.
Roof.
Insulation.
Probably a couple rats and mice.
Bugs.
The various levels of the atmosphere.
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 29, 2019, 05:32:08 AM
Popcorn ceiling.
Bedroom.
Roof.
Insulation.
Probably a couple rats and mice.
Bugs.
The various levels of the atmosphere.
Ah, I see. What's down?
The intelligence of ur mum. Hurr hurr hurr.
Um...that's interesting. ;)
Quote from: Delthion on April 29, 2019, 08:18:47 PM
The intelligence of ur mum. Hurr hurr hurr.
I think you mean your physical being. *Squishes Delthion.*
I'm waiting for Del to eat him...
*The squished Del eats Skarzs.*
There we go. Now
@The Grey Coincidence should sit on Del.
Let uz av gae tae Fiddler'z Green! Tiz very friendly e'en zough ze Zombiez overran it und ze remainin' inhabitantz vere forced tae flee und tvid be very comfortable, viz plenty fer ze Zombiez tae eat. Tiz razer quoite noice!
As I walked by the dockside one evening so fair
To view the still water and to taste the salt air.
I heard an old fisherman singin' this song,
Oh take me away boys me time is not long.
Wrap me up in me oilskins and blankets,
No more on the docks I'll be seen,
Just tell me old shipmates, I'm taking a trip mates,
And I'll see you someday on Fiddlers Green.
I don't need a harp nor a halo not me
Just give me a breeze, and a good rolling sea.
And I'll play me old squeeze-box as we sail along
With the wind in the rigging to sing me this song.
(You skipped some.)
*Repeat chorus.*
Now Fiddler's Green is a place I've heard tell,
Where fishermen go if they don't go to hell.
The skied are all clear and the dolphins do play,
And the cold coast of Greenland is far, far away.
(I don't know the lyrics perfectly. ;D)
Err...
...
.....
....
......
It's an Irish song. Look it up.
*Zree Zombiez approach Sebias*
No more fighting.
/me punches Skarzs. ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 27, 2019, 03:07:22 AM
No more fighting.
It's the Cellars, you can't stop the fighting. Trust me, I tried. I gave up. :P
Peace.
Ah ztarted vatchin' Pokémon Sun Und Moon Ze Zeriez! Ah vaz concerned zat it vid be different zen previouz zeriez vere, particularly viz Pokémon bein' viz Disney ze noo, but it zae far az turned oot major! Tiz certainly different zan previouz vonez, aber tiz nae ze rubbizh zort o' different loike ze idiotz in charge o' Ztar Varz are daein'. Ah'm lookin' forvard tae vot comez next!
GUYS.
If you make a sad face using the : and ( , and then leave the cursor there, it looks like the face is breathing.
:(
I see...
Quite.
Your random fact of the day.
Er- all my clocks are two minutes ahead or behind.
Umm.... I'm Supreme Judge of the Forum.
By the power of Tammo. . .
Toime iz an illuzion, Lunchtoime doubly zae. *Hovlz*
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 04, 2019, 08:09:22 PM
By the power of Tammo. . .
True...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 05, 2019, 03:37:45 AM
Toime iz an illuzion, Lunchtoime doubly zae. *Hovlz*
I take it you didn't eat lunch yet? ;D
Randomnez
*Is random as well*
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrandom!
Colors are awesome! ;D
Mcdonalds.
Wendy's
Uh, shark
REEEEEEEE
*Dances*
flies
*Leaps*
glasses
Pencils
eat
Yummy
BURRITO
READ AND REVIEW/REPLY TO KINGKILLER!!!!!
i'm a hopeless advertisement
Reviews will come... but I'm about to be flooded by the Thursday updates...
Who said you were a bad reviewer btw?
meself
You're not.
Thx but no.
You're not me Jack- but I've been reviewing for five years- there's no rush to be 'a great reviwer'- because sometimes less is more. I love both of your reviews.
Na' vot dae ve dae viz ze conzpiracy zeoriez na' zat ve 'ave ziz video?
Lol
Interesting...
The Nazis have returned... In the from of squids!!!!
Calamari!
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 18, 2019, 02:38:34 AM
Uh, shark
*Takes in a deep breath*
BAAAAAAAAABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 24, 2019, 02:46:24 AM
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 18, 2019, 02:38:34 AM
Uh, shark
*Takes in a deep breath*
BAAAAAAAAABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK!
*Shoves a grenade down corn's throat*
Shhhh...
*Coughs out grenade and takes another deep breath*
MOOOOOOOOMMMMMY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO MOMMY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO MOMMY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO MOMMY SHARK!
DADDY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DADDY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DADDY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DADDY SHARK!
GRAAAANDMA SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO GRANDMA SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO GRANDMA SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO GRANDMA SHARK!
I want to die.
I won't let you.
Whhhyyyhyhyhy?!
Because.
*Zavez everybeazt viz Ze Llama Zong*
Uh...that didn't help.
It's now stuck in my head. *Slams head against the wall continually, muttering the song.* Llama llama duck. . .
LOLLIPOPS!!!!!!!
*Eats Jack like a lolipop*
Ew, licked to death.
Squirrel-flavoured lolly!
nø
PIZZA!!!
Mmmyum.
Sauerkraut.
Also yum.
Ketchup.
Not by itself.
*Squirts ketchup on Sebias*
My younger brother eats ketchup by itself. It's disgusting to watch.
*Throws salt and pepper on Sebias*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 27, 2019, 06:26:35 PM
My younger brother eats ketchup by itself. It's disgusting to watch.
Sheevie does?!
No, my four-year-old brother. :P
Oh.
Eatatatatatatatata
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Page stretch.
*Is random*
*Yawns randomly*
*coughs randomly*
*Burps randomly*
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddooooooooooooooommmmmmmmm
You're forcing it.
Indeed. Never good.
No, I'm spamming
*Gasps* Not the Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages!! *Falls to the floor in a faint*
(That's an acronym from the rules, I'm just being goofy, don't come for me)
Lol.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcTucst71jRUS362oqEafYu8HsyhGQ4W87QckHUyWTq5pN3yZtvU)
I didn't know there was more than one kind of SPAM.
(https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/14/590x/Chris-STephens-596561.jpg)
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 04, 2019, 01:16:42 AM
I didn't know there was more than one kind of SPAM.
Neither did I.
Zey moight 'ave Zpam-flavoured Dumpzter Juice, und alzae Dumpzter Juice-flavoured Zpam!
... *Quietly backs away*
I hate spam of all kinds.
Spam musubi.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 03, 2019, 12:57:33 PM
Lol.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcTucst71jRUS362oqEafYu8HsyhGQ4W87QckHUyWTq5pN3yZtvU)
There's a guy I know at work at my summer job- he did a long bit in prison and the only things he will eat is spam or anything that comes out of a can- hes scared other food has been tampered with. Hence his nickname- Spam: eats out of a can although I wouldn't say that to his face...
Aw, that's too bad. He's missing out on some wonderful foods.
Quote from: Grond on July 19, 2019, 02:22:54 AM
or anything that comes out of a can- he is scared other food has been tampered with
I met someone who won't drink water because they say the fluoride blinds their third eye
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/932/537/71b.jpg)
ewvvhhiosvbsiodxvbiobvibhperhn
*Zome Zpam valkz up tae ze table und azkz ye if ye vill eat it*
Nah.
I'm good, but thank you. I think. O.o
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/57ac838d-6159-4c2f-976e-cc003de3b700
*Ze food beginz recitin' poetry inztead, viz zree Vogonz valkin' intae ze topic und joinin' in viz zeir ovn poetry*
Zingz juzt gaet a lot vorze. Ach...
Relax, woozle. it is only the third worst in the galaxy.
Juzt remember yer tovel. Every major 'itchhiker needz tae ken vhere zeir tovel iz. *A Vhale, along viz a pot o' Petuniaz, crazhez dovn ontae ze poetz*
Ooooh, pretty petunias.
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark!
One of my nephews is having a baby shark themed first birthday party. :P
That song scarred me for life. It is probably what made me the way I am.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 31, 2019, 12:42:55 AM
One of my nephews is having a baby shark themed first birthday party. :P
Lol.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 31, 2019, 12:49:26 AM
That song scarred me for life. It is probably what made me the way I am.
Lol.
danchurne
*Gets the ol' pipes ready to sing everyone's favorite song...*
*Pulls out a kazoo to make it a duet.*
*Sucks in breath*...
BAAAAAABBBYYYY SHARK DOO DOO DO DO DO DO BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DOO BABY SHARK
*Also starts singing*
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark!
*flings self off nearest cliff*
Nooo! We haven't finished the song yet!
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 07, 2019, 10:29:18 PM
*Pulls out a kazoo to make it a duet.*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/XOXdQszYm4I3m/giphy.gif)
Lol.
*Blasts the kazoo in Russa's face.*
*is dead*
Become alive.
Ach, dae Ah 'ave tae pozt a Fred Huggins zong tae counteract ziz Baby Zhark vone?
We could sing Baby Car instead!! :D
BABY CAR, DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
BABY CAR, DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO...
*BOOM BOOM VROOM VROOM VROOM XD
Crash and burn
(Note: Ye 'ave tae vatch ze video on Yetube. It villnae play on ze forum fer zome reazon.)
Ye av brought ziz on.
It's my birthday.
Happy birthday.
'ere'z zome Duelin' Banjoz fer ye!
Yes.
*Randomly posts*
I be warlord!
I am warking.
Pond.
What?
Random, remember?
Well, yeah, but. . .
Tardis.
Jelly Babiez.
We could just let Jarky and HIAG post random, non sequitur stuff.
Segmented slime.
There we go.
Also, what?
Dubious Slimeous
Droll swole mole.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRqWLDSQleS119y11RBR3SsxCOE1S5VhMwWpesBC0L8qSwVd5ConA)
Did you guys here about the whole storming Area 51 thing?
Quote from: Tungro on September 20, 2019, 05:21:33 PM
Did you guys here about the whole storming Area 51 thing?
what?
Quote from: Tungro on September 20, 2019, 05:21:33 PM
Did you guys here about the whole storming Area 51 thing?
Yes. I missed my flight.
WHAT????
whot.....
Juiced up kyles acting stupid as usual.
whit?
It's been around the internet for like two months. Someone started a Facebook group "Raid Area 51- They can't stop all of us" as a joke. Some people took it seriously, some people didn't, and hundreds of thousands of people signed up to raid area 51 on September 20th. As far as I know, no physical action was taken against the base.
RANDOMNESS!!!
I'm the yeetus lord.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 21, 2019, 06:04:22 AM
It's been around the internet for like two months. Someone started a Facebook group "Raid Area 51- They can't stop all of us" as a joke. Some people took it seriously, some people didn't, and hundreds of thousands of people signed up to raid area 51 on September 20th. As far as I know, no physical action was taken against the base.
The best part was the plan to Naruto-run. Some guy actually Naruto-ran behind a reporter on camera there yesterday.
I want to see them ailiens.
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--tVLPwrly--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_600/dbzjosytoalne9kbqsdw.gif)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!
There are already gifs of it? xD
Yup.
This is 2019, Jukka.
Scissors.
Tape.
Vot zey're actually gaein' tae foind o'er zere iz an alien toilet.
Anybeazt get ze reference?
???
Nope.
Keyboard.
Mousepad
Mouse ears.
Ear
Wax
Naybeazt 'az read ze Animorphz bookz?
No, sorry.
String. Kvothe the Bloodless.
Ze "Alien technology" bein' kept under lock-und-key at Area 51 vaz an Andalite Toilet.
We must raid.
Plan for next year. Make it a tradition.
Ima fly a drone in.
They'll hijack it and turn it against you! That would be a waste of money.
meh. I would still get footage.
Whatever you say.
^^^
We all know we're in a simulation, so they'll know what they will let you see.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 25, 2019, 02:45:45 AM
Plan for next year. Make it a tradition.
If you make it a tradition, they'll be expecting it and can prepare accordingly. Better to get in short and fast with no particular routine.
THEY LITERALLY PLANNED IT TWO MONTHS IN ADVANCE THEY GAVE THEM PLENTY OF TIME TO PLAN AHEAD.
Kvothe Kingkiller.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 25, 2019, 05:54:48 AM
THEY LITERALLY PLANNED IT TWO MONTHS IN ADVANCE THEY GAVE THEM PLENTY OF TIME TO PLAN AHEAD.
Yep, that's why they failed.
As of today, it has been six years since I joined the forum. It was also a Wednesday the day I joined. ._.
Kvothe
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on September 25, 2019, 08:21:18 PM
As of today, it has been six years since I joined the forum. It was also a Wednesday the day I joined. ._.
Wow. Cool!
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on September 25, 2019, 08:21:18 PM
As of today, it has been six years since I joined the forum. It was also a Wednesday the day I joined. ._.
That's quite impressive, congratulations! I guess that means you're an old, wise one now.
Chandrian.
She's literally just making up things.
It's from a book!
Which book?
Malkallam
The Kingkiller chronicles
Rip jack.
._.
Agrav
-ate
-ing (minus the e)
-ly
I don't think I can add to that anymore. Next word you can choose.
Be
got
ten
er
(Is that a word?)
I think so. :-\
Not sure if it is. . .
*shrugs* Oh well, it is now.
Vice
-roy
Dangnabbit we're trying to make long words.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 29, 2019, 03:42:31 AM
Dangnabbit we're trying to make long words.
PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS
Well, no. The point is to start with a short word and then add onto it as much as possible, creating different words.
Pen
to
bar
bit
al
s.
Ant
e
pen
to
. . .Antepento?
Humbaba!!!
gush
Ing
ly
Re
late
(Humbabagushingly is a pretty cool word. What does it mean?)
a
I want bread.
*Throws a slice of bread at Russa.*
*passes a loaf of freshly baked bread to Russa*
Well, Russa appears to be gone, and I am rather hungry so...
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 01, 2019, 02:18:34 AM
*Throws a slice of bread at Russa.*
*Catches bread* ;D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 02:19:30 AM
*passes a loaf of freshly baked bread to Russa*
*Accepts bread*
*rolls eyes*
*Gathp* My bread!
*gives Russa more bread*
There's this place near where I work that makes the most amazing bread. It's dark brown, like the, but almost sweet. I need it.
That does sound fairly delicious. Do you know what they put in it?
Nope. Might have some cocoa in it, I'm not sure. Whatever it is, I want it for everything.
Possibly dates?
It doesn't have chunks.
I was thinking more date puree. It's delicious in bread.
Found out. It's got cocoa, honey, coffee, and molasses.
Sounds good. Does it have any seeds on top or anything like that?
Crushed oats.
Yum. Wholemeal?
Yah.
Hmm... I'll get back to you on how it goes tomorrow.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 05, 2019, 01:16:07 PM
Found out. It's got cocoa, honey, coffee, and molasses.
I need that bread in my life.
I'm going to make it. I'll give you the recipe once I've figured it out.
You are an angel. Thankee.
That makes me smile.
:o
Please make it. (I really hope it works out for you!)
From ze limited ken Ah 'ave from vote'er iz bein' dizcuzzed gazered by lookin' at ze lazt fev poztz, zoundz major! ...But zen Ah generally loike av foodz az lang az zey're food.
Okay, the bread is cooking now. I'll probably make it several times, changing little things here and there until it's right.
Can't wait.
First try didn't turn out as delicious as I hoped. It's still good but nowhere near good enough.
For science, more tests are necessary.
Yes, I did a second test today. I got the flavour right but the texture was completely wrong. I will try again tomorrow. (unless Mum gets sick of me using up all her ingredients, which is a distinct possibility) Nevertheless, I'll try again later.
Three times the charm.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 10, 2019, 05:47:31 PM
Three times the charm.
*Speaks in nasally voice.*
It's "
Third time's the charm"
*Back in normal voice.*
Unless you want to charm it three time over.
Yes, three times the charm.
Take three is in process now.
Ah.
But what is the charm?
Delicious bread, of course! (and also penguins-may they live forever)
Quote from: Verdauga on October 10, 2019, 05:59:54 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 10, 2019, 05:47:31 PM
Three times the charm.
*Speaks in nasally voice.*
It's "Third time's the charm"
*Back in normal voice.*
Unless you want to charm it three time over.
*Slaps Verduga into next week.*
*Charms the bread.*
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 11, 2019, 12:39:38 PM
*Slaps Verduga into next week.*
*Comes back*
Well, that hurt. How rude.HEY, GUYS, I TIME-TRAVELED!!!!
Wanna do it again?
You wouldn't.
*clears throat*
Hear ye, hear ye!
After much experimentation, ingredients and time, I have finally figured out the recipe for the bread. So, without further ado, here it is:
*Teer unrolls long, floury scroll amidst loud applause*
Ingredients:
1 1/2 Tbs yeast
1 Tbs salt
2 Tbs Molasses
3 Tbs Honey
75g butter
1 egg
3 cups white flour
3 cups wholemeal flour (I used spelt)
500ml warm water
1 generous Tbs cocoa powder
1 coffee
Course of action:
Make a cup of black coffee with one tablespoon of the honey, let sit.
Combine all ingredients except cocoa powder, water and coffee.
Put coffee and cocoa powder in measuring jug, then top it up with water till it's 500mls and stir to get rid of lumps. (the cocoa powder generally gets a bit lumpy)
Poor liquid into dry ingredients, then:
Method One: Turn the bread maker on dough setting and press start.
Method Two: Kneed mixture thoroughly, then let rise for twenty minutes. Repeat process three or four times.
Divide dough into however many blobs on an oven tray (in whatever shape you want), make a glaze with a little bit of boiling water and a teaspoon of honey, brush glaze onto bread, sprinkle with oats, put in the oven (which is preheated to 180 degrees Celcius) and wait till it looks and smells about right, then take it out, let sit for a while and enjoy! (please note, measurements, except for the water, are approximate. Some people like things sweeter, stronger or less sweet or strong. You can adjust recipe to your tastes)
*rolls scroll back up*
Thus ends the experiment. If you need any help or advise, I am now and forever after, your loyal servant, Teer. *bows and leaves stage amidst more cheering*
:o
I'm impressed that you came up with that so quickly.
Thanks! It's based off my mum's normal bread recipe so it wasn't particularly hard to adapt it. (and it took me about a week to figure out so it wasn't particularly quick)
Just letting you know that I am totally saving that as using it at some point.
I hope you enjoy it.
You're a beautiful person, Teer. Thanks for making it. :D
Thanks. Bread is fun to make so it wasn't a problem.
Now that Teer's done the hard work, let me pop in with the Imperial conversions for her measurements.
500mL : 16.9~ 17 fl Oz.
75g : 26.25 Oz. ~ 26 Oz.
180oC : 356oF. ~350oF.
Just to make things easier on us Americans. ;)
Thanks Teer
Thanks, Verdauga. I thought I should probably do that but I really couldn't be bothered. Your assistance is appreciated.
You're welcome, and thanks for the recipe.
Now I have to get my sister to make it. ;D
Back into the kitchen.
I haven't made bread with yeast before. This may need to be that time.
Don't forget to let it proof. Otherwise it won't work.
*Looks at the biscuits of hardtack I just made.* Ah.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
*Eats the hardtack anyway, choking back the tears and choking on the crumbs.*
You can give me some, if you want.
What do you normally use in your bread?
Most of the "bread" I have made is along the lines of banana bread.
Oh, okay. Banana bread is more like cake, really. Did you use method one or two?
. . . What? I followed the directions. :P
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 12, 2019, 03:03:09 AM
...then:
Method One: Turn the bread maker on dough setting and press start.
Method Two: Kneed mixture thoroughly, then let rise for twenty minutes. Repeat process three or four times.
...
Which method did you use?
Doesn't use a bread maker.
Oh, okay. Hmm... You need to warm the ingredients, butter should be melted and try adding the water gradually. If they dough is too dry or sticky, add extra water or flour accordingly. It might be a good idea to make a few loaves of plain bread as practice. Honey can be expensive. I have a normal bread recipe, if you want it.
MONEY. . . Is of no concern.
you rich?
He's got a job.
and OPM and OPfoodstuffs.
Well you never will be if you waste honey. Besides, think of all those poor bees, working away making honey when you just use it for practice. Cruelty, I tell you!
It will not be wasted. I'm not picky.
It's honey.
There exist few ways to waste it.
Like letting a stuffed bear eat it when he has no digestive track.
Boi.
👋
Okay, have fun then.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 22, 2019, 06:56:39 PM
Like letting a stuffed bear eat it when he has no digestive track.
.....
......
Hard to argue with that.
Have you tried making the bread again?
I haven't had the time to.
Oh, okay.
Maybe my sister will make it.
It's probably worth a try. What are your persuasion techniques?
Making her a pretty knife.
Well, since she's going to be living with me for a while, I can think of a few ways.
Like?
*Ztartz vhiztlin' ze Indiana Jones zeme*
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 26, 2019, 05:21:24 AM
Well, since she's going to be living with me for a while, I can think of a few ways.
WHICH SISTER?
Peri.
;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 28, 2019, 03:54:40 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 26, 2019, 08:07:07 AM
Like?
Threatening her with homelessness.
Hmmm... Interesting. Not exactly what I was thinking of but I guess.. if it works then... *shrugs*
She doesn't know what she has agreed to yet.
*Hackcoughcoughhackcough
@Perifænhackcoughcoughhackhack*
*Nessy eatz av o' zoze zat 'ave nae zeen ze video*
*has just been eaten*
So you admit to ignoring it.
Yes.
rŪd€
I never claimed to be polite. At least I'm honest.
Dead, honestly.
Ha! I can't watch because of my browser! You can't punish me!
*Verdauga ztill getz eaten by Nessy anyvay*
Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 31, 2019, 01:16:52 PM
Dead, honestly.
Being eaten doesn't necessarily kill you. Not in The Cellars, anyway. *pushes Verdauga off head* Watch where you land. I don't enjoy have random people dropped on me.
Mm, I suppooooose.
*Cuts my way out of Nessy with Thomasbane.*
Mmmmmm. I might need to sharpen this soon.
*crawls through the hole that Verdauga cut, then turns round and stitches Nessy's stomach back up* There, good as new.
At any rate, thread'll be easier to cut through.
I have no idea what is going on. Can somebody please explain?
Topic title. It's all there in the name. You'll just have to infer what it implies. For a more up-to-date explanation, look here. (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=10332.msg693142#msg693142)
Quote from: Booklover on November 02, 2019, 08:27:08 PM
I have no idea what is going on. Can somebody please explain?
Basically, Verdauga and I just got eaten be Loch Nesse, then Verdauga chopped his way out with an oversized kitchen knife and I crawled out behind him and stitched Nessy's stomach back up. The End.
And if someone tries to send us through Loch Ness Monster again, thread is easier to cut than flesh.
I used super strong thread. Loch Ness monsters are active creatures. Standard cotton would break immediately.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 03, 2019, 09:13:54 PM
I used super strong thread. Loch Ness monsters are active creatures. Standard cotton would break immediately.
Which is a good idea, but it's still easier to cut than thick scale. good call on the strong thread though.
How morbid.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 03, 2019, 10:51:43 PM
How morbid.
Yes... I suppose that is true....yet, when one visits a place where they are subject to being eaten, squished, attacked by a plague, or sent to a labrynth unending, one's humor tends to the macabre.
I think my humour was slightly macabre before I joined this forum. It hasn't changed much.
And what does old Nessie have to say about all this?
If Nessie actually said anything, I'd reevaluate my time on the forums.
:o
*sighs*
*screams into the void*
I am watching Death Note. Something just happened. I knew it was going to happen before I even started watching but it is about three thousand times worse now that it has happened and I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart with a rusty spork and I'll never be the same again *flings self into the void*
Was it L?
Or for that matter, M?
Did L finally get a haircut?
Was that my spork? I made a spork recently, and it definitely rusted.
That sounds tragic. I will mourn your loss.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 05, 2019, 06:24:41 PM
Was that my spork? I made a spork recently, and it definitely rusted.
Oh! did you bend it using your
mind??
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 05, 2019, 06:06:59 PM
Did L finally get a haircut?
Alright, who is L? L-L-L-Luigi?
Hate to say it, but the story goes downhill from there. By all means, finish it, even if the story should have ended at the thing with L. The ending is...unsatisfying.
Quote
spork
"Finish them quickly. We've got a Flobbit to catch."
Quote from: Matthias720 on November 06, 2019, 03:48:10 AM
Hate to say it, but the story goes downhill from there. By all means, finish it, even if the story should have ended at the thing with L. The ending is...unsatisfying.
Aw, that's disappointing. I'm definitely finishing it, though.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 06, 2019, 06:37:27 AM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 06, 2019, 02:51:39 AM
Quote from: Matthias720 on November 05, 2019, 05:52:43 PM
Was it L?
Indeedy.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 05, 2019, 06:06:59 PM
Did L finally get a haircut?
^ _
O_o
WAS IT MY SPORK?
Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 06, 2019, 05:58:23 AM
Quote
spork
"Finish them quickly. We've got a Flobbit to catch."
I understood that reference. I think.
"Sure, I could have a cookie."
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 06, 2019, 01:34:08 PM
WAS IT MY SPORK?
[/quote]
Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy.
[/quote]Where are your parents?
I think you mean: "We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days! I'd love a cookie."
Quote from: Booklover on November 06, 2019, 05:41:15 PM
Is it a blue cookie?
Cookie man say no.
It has been ten years since I saw that movie.
Probably about eight for me.
.......
......
Nope. Still not in the mood to watch it.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 07, 2019, 11:48:49 AM
I think you mean: "We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days! I'd love a cookie."
Quote from: Booklover on November 06, 2019, 05:41:15 PM
Is it a blue cookie?
Cookie man say no.
Is it a weasel cookie (if you won't give me PJO, then KC will do)?
For Todo, and the Bean!
I thought it said Frodo at first.
I can't tell anymore.
That is, For Todo, not the bit in the signature thing that actually did say Frodo.
I figured.......
Uh... So... how ya'll doing?
.......ffffffffine.
I'm well, thank you. How are you doing?
Tired, hungry, filthy.
I'm good, thanks. How is everybody doing now?
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 08, 2019, 03:22:21 PM
Tired, hungry, filthy.
More forging?
Or what ever it is you do for a living?
I do ironworking. :P
But I was too tired to do that. ;) :P
Oh, okay. You talk in past tense. Does that mean you're going to make it now?
It may be a couple days. I won't have time until Sunday night.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 09, 2019, 03:15:38 AM
I do ironworking. :P
Oh.
The night shift.... I feel sorry for you.
I get the feeling you don't know what ironworking is. :D
Nae zimilar tae an Onion at av, und daeznae look or zound loike it eizer.
*talks in low, scratchy voice* Us likes bread, doesn't us, precious? Yeeesssss, bread tasty. Gollum, Gollum!
My precioussssssssss
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 09, 2019, 11:38:21 PM
I get the feeling you don't know what ironworking is. :D
:D You caught that, didn't you? :D
For the most part, no, I don't. But I thought I read somewhere on here that you had switched to night shift; thus I attempted to condole....
I could probably identify it if I saw it, but I can't
define ironworking. Happy?
Eh. Happy enough. Most people don't understand what Ironworkers do.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 10, 2019, 09:51:23 PM
Eh. Happy enough. Most people don't understand what Ironworkers do.
.....
Well? Are you going to illuminate us?
I would guess they work with iron, probably in large quantities. (My guess of what they do, specifically, would be they extract the iron from magnetic rocks and sand and such and make it into a usable form of iron)
Duh.
There is more than one type of ironworker. There are reinforcing Ironworkers, who deal with rebar. There are structural iron workers, who deal with i-beams, columns, trusses, and lots of other heavy steel structural pieces to make big buildings. That is where I'm at right now, and I'm on the welding crew. There is also the raising gang, who deals with the cranes and rigging, there is the bolt up and plum up crew, and there are the connectors, who are the first people to put the pieces in place.
Interesting. I suppose there are different types of most things. I doctor doesn't necessarily mean you work in medicine.
Or are even a doctor in the first place. Some people just like to be called as such I suppose.
Yes, they're quacks.
Is this the prequel to the anti-duck cult?
Can I just barge into that conversation and inform you that ducks are bloodthirsty little beasts? Never trust a duck. Although there is one good duck: Primrose Everdeen.
How upsetting.
Truly
How about I just create a completely new conversation that you can't leave?
Quote from: Booklover on November 11, 2019, 06:51:58 PM
How about I just create a completely new conversation that you can't leave?
As long as I don't have to participate in it.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2019, 07:23:11 PM
Quote from: Booklover on November 11, 2019, 06:51:58 PM
How about I just create a completely new conversation that you can't leave?
As long as I don't have to participate in it.
By replying to that, you are automatically part of it. You didn't
have to reply, you know. But now you can't leave (you can, but it goes against what you said).
*The World Revolving plays in the background*
I CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!!
Can you fly?
I can...
Can you name the person who said this:
'Who would ever want movies or TV when there are books?'
Well.... I
could. It depends on what you mean by "fly".
Quote from: Booklover on November 11, 2019, 07:55:23 PM
Can you name the person who said this:
'Who would ever want movies or TV when there are books?'
Author of Redwall, right?
Wrong.
I can. I won't, because I'd have to research it, but I can.
Can you teleport? (In real life, not the school)
No! but my RL self can't do anything.
*Randomly posts in red*
*Thoughtfully posts in Blue*
*unthoughtfully posts in orange to torture your eyes*
*Nefariously changes theme.*
*Nefariously sits in quiet contemplation.*
*Nefariously thinks of spamming this thread*
Nefariously starts posting in small, green print*
*nefariously doesn't care and posts in small yellow print*
I'm sorry! I didn't know I would start a trend!
What is going on.
Ze Cellarz, az uzual...
Apparently.
The posting has been out of control. ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on November 12, 2019, 01:20:46 AM
I'm sorry! I didn't know I would start a trend!
*nefariously glares at Verdauga* You are not forgiven.
*Nefariously eats some popcorn*
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 12, 2019, 02:31:57 AM
What is going on.
Indeed, what
is going on.
Shisteer, Kade, Booklover, and Sebias are spamming 'nefariously'.
How nefarious.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 12, 2019, 04:17:19 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 12, 2019, 02:31:57 AM
What is going on.
Indeed, what is going on.
Shisteer, Kade, Booklover, and Sebias are spamming 'nefariously'.
Actually, I only
thought of spamming the thread. Then I posted one more after that, plus this. If you mean when I kept starting stuff with 'nefariously', then still only two. Before that, you did as much as me.
*Nefariously throws popcorn at Booklover*
*nefariously changes to the food fight thread* I'm trying to remember if there's a food fight thread on here, or if it's only on RA. I guess certain people *glares at everybody* are too immature for food fights.
There is one, I'm sure. Hasn't been posted in for a while.
Okay. Well, I'm going now, so please be considerate enough not to throw food at me.
Okee...
*Pauses, pie in hand.* B- but... but food fight though....
Just point it at the food fight topic.
OK! *Launches pie into the food fight topic.*
The thing with pie is:
Poultry pie makes ducks into cannibals.
I did not make a pie, for three reasons. One: I don't know how to make a pie. Two: I don't have any pie ingredients.
Also: 3.1415926535897932384626433...
Get out.
Quote from: Booklover on November 12, 2019, 05:08:35 PM
I guess certain people *glares at everybody* are too immature for food fights.
How can one be too immature for food fights?
Food fights are very noble things, don'cha know?
Ummmm......Suuuuuuuurrree....
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2019, 02:40:35 PM
Food fights are very noble things, don'cha know?
Do tell.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 13, 2019, 02:46:36 AM
Get out.
Who were you talking to?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 13, 2019, 03:20:54 AM
Quote from: Booklover on November 12, 2019, 05:08:35 PM
I guess certain people *glares at everybody* are too immature for food fights.
How can one be too immature for food fights?
People who turn food fights into table fights. That's who. However, a table fight isn't actually that bad: either the tables are too heavy to throw, they're light enough and small enough to throw so they won't cause much damage, or the other person is strong enough to beat you in a fight without tables.
*Fastens all the tables to the floor.*
I'm trying to remember if this is the thread where tables were mentioned earlier, and therefore you've already fastened them to the floor. Might have been a different thread though.
*Rips the tables up and throws them at the next person to post.* You were saying?
Quote from: Booklover on November 13, 2019, 04:05:56 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 13, 2019, 02:46:36 AM
Get out.
Who were you talking to?
u
Watch out for the table.
X
Y are you guys doi--
*Gets hit by the table.*
Zey zaid zat you vanted me?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 13, 2019, 04:38:05 PM
Y are you guys doi--
*Gets hit by the table.*
*Person who definitely didn't throw the table* You, uh... you ok?
*Comes out from underneath the table, holding rag to nose.*
Augh! By nothe!
*Uses Minor Potion of Healing.*
Yeah. Juth-t gib be a little bit.
*Walks into other room.*
Hi, Neville Longbottom (think Order of the Phoenix at the end if you're confused).
*Comes back into the room.*
Okay! Let me tell you: a healing potion feels weird when it's used to heal a broken nose.
You can feel your sinuses cracking back into place. Truly an odd sensation.
Very is. I hope the new potions have anesthetics...
Or you can get physicked (come on, this is the Redwall forum, you'd expect it to be referenced occasionally).
Yeah, lemme just down a mess of whatever ol' Sister Alkanet has brewing, that'll heal me up right quick!
Alternatively you could make some water shrimp and hotroot soup, and (running quickly away from any otters but being careful not to spill it), go to Rucky Garge.
I'll stick with the potions....
Waise heill
Quote from: Booklover on November 13, 2019, 07:06:55 PM
Waise heill
*Brings bird dragon back to life, which is totally how it works in the books.*
Actually: (spoiler for Inheritance):
Spoiler
Eragon thinks he might have enough energy (when he revisits someone's grave) to resurrect that person (I know who it is, but if you disregarded the spoiler, then you're lucky I didn't say).
It doesn't actually happen though, and it was stated more than once that it's an impossible task. Soooo....
Spoiler
But they thought it might be possible, with all the eldunarí, although Brom might not have all his memories.
*Just now pieces together that inheritance cycle is the "Eragon" series.*
Ohhhhh.....
:laugh: That is correct
Trust the cloak.
Wrong RA
I was simply changing the subject to something I understood.
:laugh:
"Can you see me?"
Yes. Let's play a game. I imagine with my little mind, something beginning with c.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 13, 2019, 10:25:20 PM
"Can you see me?"
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 13, 2019, 10:32:28 PM
Yes......
Hmmm. You might not've read that book. I forget which one it is, but in it.
You're curious now? It's RA
Horace got a Ranger's cloak. He sat on his horse and repeated "Can you see me?" to Will.
Plenty of things' names begin with a 'c'. I could say cleaver, when you see computer. I could say computer, when you see captions.
Cleaver.
I've read the book. One of Will's replies was 'yes'. (or maybe more than one)
And no, not cleaver. Guess again.
Is it any of the objects I mentioned in my post? including a cloak?
._.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 13, 2019, 10:32:28 PM
Yes. Let's play a game. I imagine with my little mind, something beginning with c.
*Looks around* ...Cellar?
Could be anything. Cat, coat, cushion, cake, crackers, coffin (I hope not).
I'll guess cat (do you even have a cat?).
CORRUPTION.
Nah, I don't think that's it.
Calcification.
Could it be chromatophobia? She did say she "Imagined" it, so it could be literally anything.
Cancer!
(And rounding out the tropics, it's )
Capricorn!
Nice.
Chloroform.
Can.
Did he say can with or without an accent? The world will never know.
I do believe with the accent "can" turns into "ken". However I'm rather sleep deprived at the moment so take that with a grain of salt.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 15, 2019, 05:51:09 AM
Did he say can with or without an accent? The world will never know.
"Hello everybody. I'm Dennis Farina, welcome to 'Unsolved mysteries'"
Wah wah waaaaah
None of the above. Guess again.
Chocolate?
No, guess again.
Coffee?
...Crumbs?
Nope. Guess again.
Callousness.
No. I'll give you a clue: It's something to do with my little sister's story. (Interesting Role Models)
And that is where . . .?
fanfiction.net. It's under my stories because she's too young to have an account of her own.
Coconut puppy mango land (I appreciate the mango a lot, btw).
Coconut oil
Cherry
Is it any of those?
Well... yeah, it was coconut. Your turn. (mango comes before puppy, by the way) Did you like the story?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 18, 2019, 04:43:54 AM
Well... yeah, it was coconut. Your turn. (mango comes before puppy, by the way) Did you like the story?
Not in the national anthem it doesn't. Yes, I did.
I spy with my little eye something beginning with... L.
Leg-o-lamb!
(When you're bored in class. ;D)
Nope. Also, a great murder weapon is a leg of lamb (don't ask).
What about the jaw of a donkey?
Quote from: Delthion on November 18, 2019, 06:07:46 PM
Leg-o-lamb!
(When you're bored in class. ;D)
Hi Del.
One, that doesn't begin with L, two, it isn't something that randomly came up in an English lesson I had recently and three... (I was going to make a TSC reference, but it's probably not suitable for this forum).
I meant as a murder weapon.
Quote from: Booklover on November 18, 2019, 05:58:43 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 18, 2019, 04:43:54 AM
Well... yeah, it was coconut. Your turn. (mango comes before puppy, by the way) Did you like the story?
Not in the national anthem it doesn't. Yes, I did.
I imagine with my little mind something beginning with... L.
In the national anthem, mango comes first.
Hmmm... how about... Legolas?
So.....how's everyone's week been so far?
Wet.
How much rain have you been getting?
Leg-less lego Legolas' lego lass
(In relation to the "L" question, not the "How's your week" question. T'would be an odd way to describe my week, to be sure)
It's been a rain-filled year.
At least, it feels that way.
Especially when you work in it. :P
I'd rather work in rain than in the cold....But I ain't going outside in cold rain.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 19, 2019, 08:13:03 AM
In the national anthem, mango comes first.
Hmmm... how about... Legolas?
Not in the second line.
Also, wrong. It was not Legolas. And nobody else has got it right, either.
The second line is completely beside the point.
Lobby? Lilac? Laura? Leg? Leggings? Lemon? Lime?
Loser lanes lose luner loopholes like lollipop lines
Lackadaisical lamprey licking less lovely larvae?
Ew
You technically started it, Kade. ;)
Quote from: Verdauga on November 19, 2019, 02:35:14 PM
So.....how's everyone's week been so far?
We're in a little bit of a heat wave, it's getting into the mid thirties! ;D
Nope.
Lonely little llamas like lightning lemurs loosing literal love
Nope.
Laaaaaame
*Looks at the above posts.*
Welp. Certainly lives up to the topic name.
Hey, I wouldn't want to lick no larvae!
He never said you had to lick the larvae.
Larry?
Is it.....me not playing the game?
Lawn mower?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 20, 2019, 06:52:41 PM
Hey, I wouldn't want to lick no larvae!
It was a lamprey licking less lovely larva.
How 'bout lamp?
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 21, 2019, 03:27:06 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 20, 2019, 06:52:41 PM
Hey, I wouldn't want to lick no larvae!
It was a lamprey licking less lovely larva.
Yeah, I know, but it puts the thought of licking larva in my head, which is not something I want to think about me doing -_-
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQTz4_ooYT_u_G-nFL-BovvMfL2NW2EPGQ2S1Y4bzKahd2EL50E)
Llama?
Clue: it was mentioned somewhere on this forum kind of recently. There was an image of it.
LAMPREY
Nope.
That would have been really funny, actually
Wait.
Are we still going on about the "L" thing?
Mmhmm.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh....................Okay.
Uhhh............................................................................Why?
No, L.
Ohhhhh............Okay.
Uhh................................Ehl?
Does everybody give up?
..................Sure.
The answer is...
Spoiler
lightswitch
Oh. That's on that "Express Your Feelings" topic isn't it?
Yup. Should we play again or find a different game?
Nooo, lightswitch.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 22, 2019, 06:15:55 AM
Quote from: Booklover on November 21, 2019, 08:24:17 PM
The answer is... Spoiler
lightswitch
Lousy.
Don't be a bad loser. Be *tries to think of a positive word beginning with l*
a lightswitch!
A lightswitch is also a darkswitch, remember that.
No it isn't, because if it is, it would have the same name!
Wait.
Wait what?
Never mind ::)
Lackadaizical!
OOO (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11236.msg698882#msg698882)
Zettin' up a gatevay betvixt topicz. Pleaze be patient vhoilzt conztruction iz under vay.
EDIT: Ze gatevay iz COMPLETE!!! Enjoy. (Pozzibly more tae come. Look fer ze zree bold O'z!)
I think linking the topics might be a... bad idea....
They're all the same, let's be honest.
In the cellars, all are one.
And there are random references to other topics as well.
Which basically means that all the wedding topics (that I was recently informed existed), even when they involve the same person being married to different people, are one.
That's also true... In a way.
*Since this is the random topic, I randomly start throwing water balloons at everyone* Catch!
We could pretty much compress a lot of these topics into a very small number of them.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 23, 2019, 05:50:37 PM
That's also true... In a way.
*Since this is the random topic, I randomly start throwing water balloons at everyone* Catch!
*blocks the balloons with an umbrella* Yeah, Sorry for disobeying your order to catch and all that. *gets out a paintball gun and begins squirting Sebias with colour changing paint*
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 23, 2019, 06:31:27 PM
We could pretty much compress a lot of these topics into a very small number of them.
But that would be more chaotic and confusing.
And possibly the best idea ever.
Would it? I suppose for the cellars it might be, but eventually it will become just one long crazy conversation, instead of a lot of shorter, but also crazy, conversations.
Quote from: Booklover on November 23, 2019, 06:33:25 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 23, 2019, 05:50:37 PM
That's also true... In a way.
*Since this is the random topic, I randomly start throwing water balloons at everyone* Catch!
*blocks the balloons with an umbrella* Yeah, Sorry for disobeying your order to catch and all that. *gets out a paintball gun and begins squirting Sebias with colour changing paint* Quote from: The Skarzs on November 23, 2019, 06:31:27 PM
We could pretty much compress a lot of these topics into a very small number of them.
But that would be more chaotic and confusing.
*Hides behind a barrier and fires a mini paintball cannon* BOMBS AWAY!
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 23, 2019, 06:31:27 PM
We could pretty much compress a lot of these topics into a very small number of them.
I kinda like it how it is personally...
Ha! Embrace the chaos!
*uses an umbrella as a shield against Sebias' paint* You know, this umbrella will be a work of art soon enough.
Oh really?
/me eats said umbrella.
How dare you. *gets out another umbrella, this one with sharp spikes on it*
I'm not quite sure what linking the topics would do, actually.
By linking the topics, the First Fla- er, First Topic shall be rekindled! Go forth Chosen, uh... Chosen Redwall Fan! Go forth and complete your destiny!
Quote from: Booklover on November 23, 2019, 08:10:50 PM
How dare you. *gets out another umbrella, this one with sharp spikes on it*
Hmmm... There's something missing. *paints flowers on umbrella* There, all better.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 23, 2019, 11:44:32 PM
By linking the topics, the First Fla- er, First Topic shall be rekindled! Go forth Chosen, uh... Chosen Redwall Fan! Go forth and complete your destiny!
I feel like there's a reference there that flew over my head like an airplane.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 24, 2019, 02:25:36 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 23, 2019, 11:44:32 PM
By linking the topics, the First Fla- er, First Topic shall be rekindled! Go forth Chosen, uh... Chosen Redwall Fan! Go forth and complete your destiny!
I feel like there's a reference there that flew over my head like an airplane.
Probably ;D
First Flame, rekindled. . . MmmmmmmDark Souls?
*ding ding ding*
I know things.
Well, that explains it.
*studies umbrella critically* Hmmm... it still needs something. *paints orange dots on the flower petals* That's better.
Yes. It is. Almost perfect *paints some runes on*.
Hmmm... it could still do with a couple of finishing touches. *paints grass under flowers*
Uhh, is a summoning about to take place?
No. Besides, if I wanted to do a summoning, I'd use the wand that is hidden in the umbrella.
*has no idea what a summoning is and so continues decorating umbrella* I think it could do with some sparkles. *adds glitter to wet paint*
MAGNUS!
THIS IS SPARTA!
Nope, this is a really cool umbrella.
Oh, my bad
Now you know!
Y'know, while we're on the subject, I heard about a guy that bought an umbrella every year.
He was saving up for a rainy day.
That man must die.
The guy buying the umbrellas? That might be a tad much.
Skarzs is just trying to rain on my parade.
It's okay. He doesn't snow where I get all these. weather he can get the next one or not is beyond me. I would have kept up, but it's a moving front.
Ya got some typos there bud ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on November 24, 2019, 10:34:26 PM
Skarzs is just trying to rain on my parade.
It's okay. He doesn't snow where I get all these. weather he can get the next one or not is beyond me. I would have kept up, but it's a moving front.
Okay, now you must die.
This cold's gonna do me in...I'm already coffin.
*Squishes Verdauga into the shower drain.*
Careful now! I might go SEPTIC!
*is annoyed* You are a cat. *skins Verdauga* (or what's left of him, anyway)
OH?!? Well, then. If we're calling each other names, you're a pig! (just kidding. But I have had that line in my head for a while)
*Watches Shisteer advance upon him.*
W-w-well, i-it was knife to meet you, at least.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 24, 2019, 10:43:12 PM
*Squishes Verdauga into the shower drain.*
Don't attack me guys! Everything I've done will go down the drain!
I didn't advance on you, I simply insta-skinned you. There is nothing you can do about it.
*Dies from infection (Haha! I went septic! Ha!)*
*Respawns.*
You do realize that hurt, right?
Generally, when one skins something while it's still alive, that is the intention.
I should arrest you on the grounds of camping, because that was in-tents!
I think you deserve to get shipped again right away after all this
Canal you stop talking about shipping me? Your arguments don't hold water, it's all express shipping,and you aren't even paying shipping costs!
*is still annoyed* You are still a cat. *skins Verdauga again*
Hey, Teer? Are you taking the ice bucket challenge? Eh, doesn't matter.
*Megalovania starts*
Get Dunked On.
*squeezes fresh lemon juice on Verdauga's now skinned body*
Yikes, that surely don't feel nice
It's okay, Kade. She's gonna have a bad time.
*Eye glints blue.*
*sprinkles citric acid on Verdauga's skinned body*
*scrolls up*
*deep breaths...*
WHAT IN THE TEN KINDS OF SPLIT HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!!?!?
We're all completely mad. Duh.
I don't think Halt picks the wildflowers that are in his cabin. I think Abelard does.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on November 25, 2019, 05:22:06 AM
*scrolls up*
*deep breaths...*
WHAT IN THE TEN KINDS OF SPLIT HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!!?!?
You're one to talk. :P
Yup. He doesn't like trees. Clearly mad.
Took a look at the forum stats for the posts per month. Overall, there seems to be an average of about 4000 posts per month this year, compared to last year. We also still have a whole month left in the year, and we're probably going to have five times as many posts this year as last year. It was sometimes kind of depressing when we went without almost any posts sometimes.
It's really good to see how much more active this community has gotten. :)
^-^ You're welcome.
Yeah, it's all Eb's doing.
Eh. . .
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 25, 2019, 07:18:45 AM
Took a look at the forum stats for the posts per month. Overall, there seems to be an average of about 4000 posts per month this year, compared to last year. We also still have a whole month left in the year, and we're probably going to have five times as many posts this year as last year. It was sometimes kind of depressing when we went without almost any posts sometimes.
It's really good to see how much more active this community has gotten. :)
And we shall keep recruiting people to these forums. :) For Redwall!!
A bit off topic, but just something I realised. If Verdauga is a wildcat, that means he has cat eyes. Which means:
Quote from: Booklover on November 24, 2019, 09:26:34 PM
MAGNUS!
The topic is randomness. You're spot-on.
Also, whaaaa...????
You don't know who Magnus Bane is? YOU UNCULTURED MUNDANES!
THIS IS IDRIS!
I think I'm being left behind but I'm too tired to get right ahead.....*Sighs*
I'm the one who gets left behind when you're all posting at 2:00 am.
How dare you, I would never post at such an inhumane hour.
Yeah. But still...
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 25, 2019, 06:57:57 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on November 25, 2019, 05:22:06 AM
*scrolls up*
*deep breaths...*
WHAT IN THE TEN KINDS OF SPLIT HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!!?!?
You're one to talk. :P
You wanna get shot?!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 25, 2019, 07:02:39 PM
How dare you, I would never post at such an inhumane hour.
That's because your inhumane country doesn't use GMT or BST.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on November 25, 2019, 07:08:08 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 25, 2019, 06:57:57 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on November 25, 2019, 05:22:06 AM
*scrolls up*
*deep breaths...*
WHAT IN THE TEN KINDS OF SPLIT HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!!?!?
You're one to talk. :P
You wanna get shot?!
*Gestures to One-eye.*
*Gestures to Skarzs*
*Gestures to the quoted posts.*
You're not helping your case, bud.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 25, 2019, 08:09:42 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on November 25, 2019, 07:08:08 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 25, 2019, 06:57:57 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on November 25, 2019, 05:22:06 AM
*scrolls up*
*deep breaths...*
WHAT IN THE TEN KINDS OF SPLIT HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!!?!?
You're one to talk. :P
You wanna get shot?!
*Gestures to One-eye.*
*Gestures to Skarzs*
*Gestures to the quoted posts.*
You're not helping your case, bud.
*eye twitches*
*winks*
Was... that a twitch? I couldn't tell.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 25, 2019, 03:27:54 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 25, 2019, 07:18:45 AM
Took a look at the forum stats for the posts per month. Overall, there seems to be an average of about 4000 posts per month this year, compared to last year. We also still have a whole month left in the year, and we're probably going to have five times as many posts this year as last year. It was sometimes kind of depressing when we went without almost any posts sometimes.
It's really good to see how much more active this community has gotten. :)
And we shall keep recruiting people to these forums. :) For Redwall!!
REDWAAAAAAAAAAAAL! EULALIA! LOGALOGALOGALOG!
FOR PONYYYYYY!
What the hecken?
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/027/475/Screen_Shot_2018-10-25_at_11.02.15_AM.jpg)
*waves patu above head* IO HEI RANGITIRA!!!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on November 25, 2019, 07:08:08 PM
You wanna get shot?!
Maybe I do. But I wouldn't ask you since you can't hit the broad side of a barn. ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on November 25, 2019, 08:09:42 PM
*Gestures to One-eye.*
*Gestures to Skarzs*
*Gestures to the quoted posts.*
You're not helping your case, bud.
Indeed.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 26, 2019, 02:26:49 AM
FOR PONYYYYYY!
Richard.
*hums quietly while rolling down a hill in a tire*
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,what?
Mmmmm, I'm forced to say "Don't worry about it."
*Smiles and nods, hearing the reference fly overhead.*
Jet would know it.
He would.
*arrives at bottom of hill and begins climbing up again, still in tire*
ZIZ IZ... ...An example o' 'iztorical biaz.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 26, 2019, 09:56:44 PM
*arrives at bottom of hill and begins climbing up again, still in tire*
Oh, the grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And he marched them down again
And when they were up, they were up
And when they were down, they were down
And when they were only half-way up
They were neither up nor down
*rolls down hill again*
*Pushes Teer up the hill.*
This is the wrong thread for hills :laugh:
It is the exactly correct thread for hills.
In all fairness, this is the correct thread for anything on the forums.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 27, 2019, 02:43:10 PM
This is the wrong thread for hills :laugh:
When I saw Teer's post about climbing the hill, I thought it was the My Hill thread. But I soon realised it couldn't be.
However, all threads are the right threads for hills.
If we're to stay true to the thread title, though, we can't talk about hills for too long. That wouldn't be random enough. What is everybeasts thoughts on potatoes?
Disgusting. Chips are also disgusting.
I like potatoes more than any other side, but I'm not a fan of potato chips. Or chips in general, really.
Are we speaking different dialects here? I like crisps (btw, sour cream and onion are better than salt and vinegar but neither are the best), but not chips or other forms of potatoes.
Any RA fans ever noticed that at the start of Ruins of Gorlan, Horace is eating potatoes? So somehow Araluen got potatoes even before America (well, their version) was discovered.
Oh yeah. UK English. Yes, different dialects. the chips I speak of are the same as your (and Grey's) crisps.
RA is also in a fantasy world with timeline fluidity. It's the same reason why Redwall can have coffee.
Quote from: Booklover on November 27, 2019, 04:18:08 PM
Any RA fans ever noticed that at the start of Ruins of Gorlan, Horace is eating potatoes? So somehow Araluen got potatoes even before America (well, their version) was discovered.
Eh, they also use words like brouhaha, so I think it's best not to pay attention to such things.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 27, 2019, 04:22:37 PM
Oh yeah. UK English. Yes, different dialects. the chips I speak of are the same as your (and Grey's) crisps.
RA is also in a fantasy world with timeline fluidity. It's the same reason why Redwall can have coffee.
RA is more famous for its coffee. Especially Arridi coffee with honey in.
I'm just pointing out that both series deviate from history.
And RA is set in the 600s, but Araluen is more equivalent, in terms of weapons and society, to the 13th century or something like that.
Rangers Apprentice?
Apurrently. I don't know which era its' weapons are supposed to be from though.
I have no knowledge of it at all. :P
I read the first book about five years ago. Will, Halt, Horace, Lady Pauline, and a brouhaha, are basically all I can remember.
That part is seriously funny, especially in the audio book.
*rolls down hill on horseback*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 29, 2019, 06:58:06 AM
*rolls down hill on horseback*
I sincerely hope, for the horse's sake, that you meant "rides down hill on horseback".
The brouhaha bit is in The Burning Bridge, isn't it?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 29, 2019, 06:58:06 AM
That part is seriously funny, especially in the audio book.
*rolls down hill on horseback*
Round horse.
Maybe it's a horse that's like a barrel?
We can only hope.
No, we can do other things as well, such as breathing.
Yes, but breathing has no bearing on this situation.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 29, 2019, 08:49:34 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 29, 2019, 06:58:06 AM
*rolls down hill on horseback*
I sincerely hope, for the horse's sake, that you meant "rides down hill on horseback".
The brouhaha bit is in The Burning Bridge, isn't it?
Yar, it's near the beginning if I'm not mistaken since the brouhaha in question is
Spoiler
Halt throwing nobles out of windows because he's lonely with Will gone (and also because he's awesome)
Does that make me like Halt then?
I would certainly hope so :laugh:
Though that would make Verdauga a noble.
Mooahahah. You've fallen right into my trap. I'm smiling with glee right now.
I'll show you. : - -
I hope you know how to swim ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on November 29, 2019, 03:20:20 PM
Mooahahah. You've fallen right into my trap. I'm smiling with glee right now.
I'll show you. : - -
-_-
....I like my version better.
And yes, I can swim.
Useful skill, swimming.
Indeed.
Especially when you're in danger of drowning.
Lazt pozt fer ziz year! 'appy Chriztmaz und Nev Year'z everybeazt! *Popz off*
(https://i.imgur.com/SnfofrW.png)
See ya later HIAG!!
Bye, Head! See you next year!
Goodbye Hiag! No, I did mean 'rolls down hill on horse'. The horse didn't mind.
Bye bye! Have fun.
(randomness alert) Does anyone else have empty picture frames on their desk or chest of drawers? I do, and I can't decide what picture to put in it. Maybe one of my horse, Stanley.
Throw them away.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 30, 2019, 12:05:34 AM
Goodbye Hiag! No, I did mean 'rolls down hill on horse'. The horse didn't mind.
How do you know? Are you Percy Jackson or is it a Ranger horse?
This is the Cellars. She....just....knows....
The horse isn't in the cellars. They're at the bottom of a hill (which, incidentally, is my hill).
Wrong topic for that.
Why is it the wrong topic for hills?
Every topic is the right topic for hills.
Whilst that is true, this is not the correct topic to argue whose hill it is.
Well, of course not. People should just accept that the hill in question is rightfully mine.
*Facepalms*
*Points to the outside of the topic*
You're gonna have to leave.
*leaves*
Five seconds later...
*returns*
Is this perhaps about the Hbbiton Party?
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 30, 2019, 05:21:50 PM
Is this perhaps about the Hbbiton Party?
That spelling is gonna be the meme on the forums.
And I honestly can't tell anymore. I'm kinda getting overwhelmed right now.
I really don't understand why hills can't be talked about here. . .
Ummm...because there is a topic about arguing whose hill it is, why do we need to breach into this topic with it?
There is??
Indeed. In Forum Games. You are welcome to join.
Or not. I haven't posted in a while.
But why is it a topic. . .
How'm I supposed to know?!?
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 30, 2019, 05:21:50 PM
Is this perhaps about the Hbbiton Party?
Incidentally, I've built a hobbit hole in the hill in question in the "My Hill" topic, so you weren't too far off, despite your spelling :laugh:
MY spelling? Shisteer is the one who refuses to fix the spelling of her own topic.
Yeah Teer. ;D
Wow, I seriously did not notice that until now -_-
*raises eyebrows* Wow. You need to work on your observation skills. And your spelling skills.
*evil laughter ensues*
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 30, 2019, 11:44:40 PM
But why is it a topic. . .
It's a game that I saw somewhere. So I decided to put it here. It has been very interesting, so far.
Imteresting.
Because when she was born, her character sheet said "Chaotic Neutral", and by golly, she's gonna stick to her alignment until the end.
._.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 02, 2019, 03:12:50 AM
Because when she was born, her character sheet said "Chaotic Neutral", and by golly, she's gonna stick to her alignment until the end.
...not quite but it works.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 02, 2019, 03:12:50 AM
Because when she was born, her character sheet said "Chaotic Neutral", and by golly, she's gonna stick to her alignment until the end.
So if she drew an alignment switch, what would it switch to?
Probably just Lawful Neutral. The most BORING type of people ever :laugh:
*Considers myself lawful-neutral*
I'm offended. :D
I would probably be lawful good. :P
I would probably be the person who has no idea what is going on.
Quote from: Booklover on December 02, 2019, 08:10:33 PM
I would probably be the person who has no idea what is going on.
True neutral then.
Neutral confused.
O0
I like that hair style.
Lawful afro.
Lawfro
(https://pics.me.me/absolutely-barbaric-36078197.png)
imteresting alignments we're coming up with.
Should I ask about the halo?
DID SOMEONE MENTION HALO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Headpiece, not game.
HALOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Spoiler
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Halo_logo.svg/1280px-Halo_logo.svg.png)
A game that I've actually heard of.
*Sighs.*
Also known as "The Best Game Ever"
Spoiler
Spoilers: I LOVE Halo
Dude, you don't even know.
I do. to an extent.
So much lore.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 03, 2019, 11:45:23 PM
So much lore.
Somewhere, Kolman is chuckling in Warhammer40k.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 03, 2019, 11:45:23 PM
So much lore.
There's more than you'd think ;D I've read
many of the books.
Anyone want a skunk ?
https://imgur.com/a/6GrWOK6
https://imgur.com/a/TZTeur4
Absolute madlad.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 04, 2019, 12:05:52 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 03, 2019, 11:45:23 PM
So much lore.
There's more than you'd think ;D I've read many of the books.
I've read three or four of them, but not all. I think I have gained more knowledge through YouTube videos.
*slowly backs out of topic*
*follows Teer*
*falls out of tree*
*bends over Teer and looks questioningly at her* Now why did you go and do a silly thing like that? (Ranger's Apprentice quote)
Not you, him.
What? ???
That was another Ranger's Apprentice quote. A completely out of context Ranger's Apprentice quote, in fact.
I realised.
What about them?
It wasn't me who fell out of the tree. I still don't see what is wrong with you people's climbing skills. You need to practice.
The falling out of the tree was entirely intentional.
Y- yeah! What she said!
Are you trying to improve your image for Ebantu's sake, Kade? Aww, so cute.
Oh, nothing can improve my image, believe me ;D
Hmm, that is yet to be seen.
*snarls and mutters something under breath*
*pats Ebantu on the head* Don't worry, child. Husbands can be trained.
You would know, right? ;D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 04, 2019, 06:05:53 AM
*pats Ebantu on the head* Don't worry, child. Husbands can be trained.
o______o
Ditto
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 04, 2019, 05:25:20 AM
It wasn't me who fell out of the tree. I still don't see what is wrong with you people's climbing skills. You need to practice.
You need to practice until you never get it wrong.
Sounds painful.
Progress is pain.
Not if you're progressing through a reasonably-sized cake :laugh:
Until you get indigestion.
Hence the "reasonably-sized" descriptor
Define reasonably sized.
A size you can eat.
In what period of time?
A reasonable one.
Define reasonable.
A reasonable amount of time.
Define reason.
No
Hah!
You deserved that, Booklover. :laugh:
Indeed.
Teer, me and some of our friends were at a playground today, and we were swinging on one of those big round swings and shouting Redwall battlecries at regular intervals. It was so fun!
Sounds fantastic. ;D
Good job Eb, that certainly was random!
*bows*
Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2019, 12:34:18 AM
Quote from: Booklover on December 04, 2019, 08:25:24 PM
Define reason.
Something you are out of.
Therefore, reason = artistic ability, according to your definition. Please provide a more accurate definition.
Reason: artistic ability.
I suppose that must now be the accepted definition.
Quote from: Booklover on December 05, 2019, 07:03:04 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2019, 12:34:18 AM
Quote from: Booklover on December 04, 2019, 08:25:24 PM
Define reason.
Something you are out of.
Therefore, reason = artistic ability, according to your definition. Please provide a more accurate definition.
You can't be out of something you never had.
Jk
I would show you my awesome drawings of words in boxes, but they might murder your eyes. However, I have to go now and do my art homework.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 05, 2019, 05:21:12 AM
Teer, me and some of our friends were at a playground today, and we were swinging on one of those big round swings and shouting Redwall battlecries at regular intervals. It was so fun!
Yeah, that was fun. I, undoubtedly, can manage the loudest volume. (which is somewhat ironic, considering I'm definitely the smallest)
EULALIAAAAAAAAA! REDWALL! LOGALOG! BLOOD'N'VINEGAR! And so on.
Exactly. Those were the warcries we were shouting.
That's neat.
*shapeshifts in to a dog*
A wildcat turning into a dog? I know of a dog thinking that she's a cat, but not a cat turning into a dog.
A downgrade.
I was never a cat in the first place!!!
The only people here that held to the wildcat designation are One-eye and Ebantu. Considering Lass' profile pic is of an otter.......... ....... .....
No, I'm a shapeshifter (otters are soooo cute )
*Begins sweating nervously.*
But... shapeshifters aren't animals....
*Anxiously looks to both sides, grinning apprehensively.*
maybe so but who is going to say that to someone who can rip them to shreds in a matter of seconds?
errmmm.... what?
can you elaborate? With fewer pronouns?
yup...but I can't be botherd ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on December 07, 2019, 10:34:54 PM
*Begins sweating nervously.*
But... shapeshifters aren't animals....
*Anxiously looks to both sides, grinning apprehensively.*
Neither am I.
Good to have another cryptid on here, Lassy.
I think she either means you shouldn't say that to her because she can rip you to shreds in a matter of seconds, or that she shouldn't say that to you because you could rip her to shreds in a matter of seconds (what ever 'that' is). ;D
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 08, 2019, 06:03:01 AM
I think she either means you shouldn't say that to her because she can rip you to shreds in a matter of seconds.
yup, isn't that what I said?
Sort of, I guess.
Randomness: Bilberry juice and flower-shaped doorknobs.
Flower shaped doorknobs would be cool. Have you ever seen one?
cheese!!!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 08, 2019, 06:03:01 AM
she shouldn't say that to you because you could rip her to shreds in a matter of seconds (what ever 'that' is). ;D
Ah. That makes sense.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
There are 200 guests and 2 users currently on. ._.
Wowsers.
That's quite a few.
Popadoms, ponies, and salt lamps.
nope 201
A grand total of... (drumroll please)....
Spoiler
14! (plus one user, namely me)
You guys just need to come on when other people are.
I'm pretty sure all these guests are causing the forum to slow down.
197 guests.
U wot
::)
Wot wot!
*is confused*
*is more confused then eb*
Black mosquito net.
I have ebby's ducking on my keybord
......oh......kay......
Duckling. How is it doing, Lass?
:laugh: Cuteness!
Cute overload.
Ducklings are very adorable creatures. (Bother! There is no 'love-heart-eyes' emoji.)
😍
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 09, 2019, 10:13:04 PM
Duckling. How is it doing, Lass?
great!, it had a swim in the sink 😍
I need a video of it.
sorry, I don't know how to.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 10, 2019, 01:01:32 AM
Ducklings are very adorable creatures. (Bother! There is no 'love-heart-eyes' emoji.)
There adorableness is a trick to fool you into liking them. Really they are bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck. Or a duckling (because sometimes they are actually swans).
Quote from: Booklover on December 10, 2019, 04:09:39 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 10, 2019, 01:01:32 AM
Ducklings are very adorable creatures. (Bother! There is no 'love-heart-eyes' emoji.)
There adorableness is a trick to fool you into liking them. Really they are bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck. Or a duckling (because sometimes they are actually swans).
You already know my love for ducks.
Trust the ducks.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 10, 2019, 05:34:43 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 10, 2019, 04:09:39 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 10, 2019, 01:01:32 AM
Ducklings are very adorable creatures. (Bother! There is no 'love-heart-eyes' emoji.)
There adorableness is a trick to fool you into liking them. Really they are bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck. Or a duckling (because sometimes they are actually swans).
You already know my love for ducks.
You already know my hate for ducks.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/915988528231788545/Ond1erG4.jpg)
(https://1580alice.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/no-killing-phil.jpg?w=584)
Heh, I've seen that one.
It looks familiar..... ???
That was obviously made by a Shadowhunters fan.
The duck in the picture you posted, Skarz, looks just like Splash, my Peking drake.
Quote from: Booklover on December 10, 2019, 08:53:51 PM
(https://1580alice.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/no-killing-phil.jpg?w=584)
that is no duck!, its a bunana!
That's what they want you to think.
(https://i.redd.it/aaw3c4q1nrp21.jpg)
See? Clearly a duck.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 11, 2019, 02:47:19 PM
(https://i.redd.it/aaw3c4q1nrp21.jpg)
You have blessed us this day, Rosie.
Is it a good time to mention that I don't like bananas either? Well, except banana cake and banana bread.
You are aware this makes the prospect of that picture being my profile pic all the more appealing, right?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/rjLINlGpJYvvO/giphy.gif)
Guess what? I have a profile picture now!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 11, 2019, 06:03:43 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/rjLINlGpJYvvO/giphy.gif)
I shall.
Oh, by the way...
@Rosie Willowwater do you mind if I use this?
Hehehehehehehehe
I think I'm going to have to find a way to stop myself laughing every time I see one of Verdauga's posts.
I just can't post anything serious now. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Rosie didn't make that pic, FYI.
Also,
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/97/c1/c3/97c1c361ebc5061b318d39182d6e60e0--duck-food-bananarama.jpg)
I thought that was given?
That duck looks like it's puckering up for a kiss. I wonder who the lucky person on the receiving end is.
Whoever you want. ^-^
Oh boy oh boy! *Puckers up as well.*
Good job Kade. You will kiss a banana.
Oh boy oh boy!
Quote from: Verdauga on December 11, 2019, 05:59:55 PM
You are aware this makes the prospect of that picture being my profile pic all the more appealing, right?
*is still lauphing at the pun that Verdauga made two Pages ago*
Was that already two pages ago?
*stops lauphing* yup
No, I think it was on the page before this one.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 11, 2019, 09:20:41 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 11, 2019, 05:59:55 PM
You are aware this makes the prospect of that picture being my profile pic all the more appealing, right?
*is still lauphing at the pun that Verdauga made two Pages ago*
. . . Verdauga, go jump off a cliff into a sea of guests. (I can't believe I didn't see it. . .)
well..that was rude!
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 11, 2019, 11:40:44 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on December 11, 2019, 09:20:41 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 11, 2019, 05:59:55 PM
You are aware this makes the prospect of that picture being my profile pic all the more appealing, right?
*is still lauphing at the pun that Verdauga made two Pages ago*
. . . Verdauga, go jump off a cliff into a sea of guests. (I can't believe I didn't see it. . .)
*Decides not to tell Skarzs that the pun was not intended.*
oh well... I love puns
You do?
^-^ I think we'll get along nicely.
I love duckwings to!
*Dour
the pigeons shall roull FOREVER!!!
(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Evil_b97243_1889853.jpg)
:P
こんにちは
O hai yo, Jukka-san
Ohayo, Kadu-san
?...okay
Ni hon go ga wakarimasu ka?
I do not speak Japanese
I know a few words of Japanese... mostly from Emperor of Nihon-Ja and Young Samurai. Which means I don't know the characters.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 12, 2019, 12:18:02 AM
I love duckwings to!
Do you mean you love eating them?
NO I said I love ducklings and puns
I thought when you said duck wings you meant you liked eating them. Puns, I'll accept. As long as they aren't punishingly bad.
I love puns but I'm not good at them :P
It's best to start with sheep puns, but I will warn you: when you first start out they will be baaaaad.
*rests head in hands* This must stop.
Hai
stop your wool gathering. ;D
*closes ears and covers eyes with pink scarf*
*Uses enchanted fork to change the pink scarf into a slightly different shade of pink.*
O_o
Iie, gomen ne
Please stop. I only know Spanish.
I'm going to take a wild guess, 'ni hon' means Japan or Japanese.
Indeed, Chisai Sakana.
这是怎麽?
No.
Yow is un snegsnipper yow fatter, plus yow has un squeezeblud de brain goo. (dragonese) So there!
*Screams in confusion.*
?QUE PASA??
"WHAT HAPPENS?" to what?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 13, 2019, 09:53:15 PM
Yow is un snegsnipper yow fatter, plus yow has un squeezeblud de brain goo. (dragonese) So there!
Na eatee da sleepyslab, na eatee da bumsupport plus doubly, doubly, na eatee dum meowler!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 14, 2019, 03:19:59 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 13, 2019, 09:53:15 PM
Yow is un snegsnipper yow fatter, plus yow has un squeezeblud de brain goo. (dragonese) So there!
Na eatee da sleepyslab, na eatee da bumsupport plus doubly, doubly, na eatee dum meowler!
...Nan des ka?
EDIT: Okay, just realized that that isn't how it's spelt. Who cares though, 'cause it's how it's pronounced. :p
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on December 14, 2019, 03:39:03 AM
EDIT: Okay, just realized that that isn't how it's spelt. Who cares though, 'cause it's how it's pronounced. :p
Eh, romaji spelling is always kind of all over the place from my experience.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 14, 2019, 03:19:59 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 13, 2019, 09:53:15 PM
Yow is un snegsnipper yow fatter, plus yow has un squeezeblud de brain goo. (dragonese) So there!
Na eatee da sleepyslab, na eatee da bumsupport plus doubly, doubly, na eatee dum meowler!
Who's sleepyslab and DEFINITELY who's bumsupport?
I have a baby cockatiel on my head and a duck on my foot
I can envision that and it makes me happy.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 14, 2019, 03:19:59 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 13, 2019, 09:53:15 PM
Yow is un snegsnipper yow fatter, plus yow has un squeezeblud de brain goo. (dragonese) So there!
Na eatee da sleepyslab, na eatee da bumsupport plus doubly, doubly, na eatee dum meowler!
You mean a cat?
who knows what she means shes Teer?!
You might.
Should we get Eban?
Nope I don't.
what I'm doing right now
(http://100-jo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cockatiels-are-the-best-singers-funny-and-cute-cockatiel-whistling-best-covers-compilation-2017.jpg)
Lol.
Sleepyslab is bed and bumsupport is chair. Take the words apart and figure it out. (yes, meowla is cat)
214
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 15, 2019, 01:42:21 AM
Sleepyslab is bed and bumsupport is chair. Take the words apart and figure it out. (yes, meowla is cat)
Drat, I was hoping they were nicknames for people. I was really curious who they could be describing ;D
That darn Bumsupport left his oatmeal out again!
wat! O-o
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/5e2af2b37ee116f0f872ff722bb6b27e/tumblr_n7mak8zcwz1r68dpso3_250.gif)
It's dragonese. Which, if you think about it, is probably easier than English. English is one of the most difficult languages in the world (with spelling), whereas dragonese doesn't have lots of separate words, as it uses literal compound words, instead of entirely new words.
Chair. It's a chair.
What fandom is dragonese from...?
How to train your dragon (books).
I have not read them yet, but I plan to.(the problim is that I'm a very slow reader, so it will take along time)
They're very funny. I've listened to them all on audio. They're read by David Tennant; he's so good at Scandinavian accents.
I mite try that
Do. You'll like it.
;D
I've only read the first one but I plan to read the rest, eventually.
yup, eventually.
I've read most of them. The problem is, it was so long ago that I've forgotten which ones and most of it.
haere atu i to hoiho tiketike cat >:D
That means 'ride your horse high' in Maori.
Now I want to know why Lass said that.
No it mean...*is gaged by Eb*
Spoiler
get off your high horse
Well, it said 'ride your horse high' when I put your first Maori thing into Google translate.
*Smashes through the wall from a nearby thread.* YOU THINK CHANGING TOPICS WILL KEEP YOU SAFE? THINK AGAIN, PEONS.
Just so you know.
*watches as RSPWCA follow Skarzs into thread and start attacking everybody* Run for your lives!
(What are RSPWCAs?)
Radioactive split peas with cockney accents from the "come here when you are bored" thread.
Are you sure it isn't the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, but with a word beginning with 'w' between Prevention and Cruelty?
Mmmmmmm....
Probably.
Pretty sure. They wouldn't be attacking the forums.
Well, some of us RP as animals, and we regularly attack, maim, and murder each other, soooooo....
PETA?
No. Croissants.
I meant. . . Nevermind.
It's ok Skarzs, I'm picking up what you're putting down. I got you fam.
Meanwhile, the radioactive split peas with Cockney accents are still here.
Well, I've already been captured, so I don't really need to worry.
No?
Yes? Maybe?
I mean, I'm not unduly worried. . .
*RSPWCA start poking Ebantu*
*Joins in.*
*begins killing both Skarzs and RSPWCA*
*Begins quartering the peas.*
*begins eating the quartered peas*
*Applauds.* a grateful Cellars thanks you.
*bows* You're welcome.
nope
*Somehow has made soup.* Hungry, anyone?
What type of soup?
On a totally random note, I just finished my third cup of coffee.
Right, where's the silver geegaw?
I would tell you if I knew what you're talking about.
It's silver and in the shape of an oakleaf, given to people who live for coffee (among other things).
Edit: Originally there was a typo, with 'live' instead of love. I then realised that they live for coffee, which is stronger than loving it, so I added for, instead of correcting it.
Meh, coffee's great and all, but it shouldn't be too strong.
I was talking about how to phrase something about loving coffee, not coffee itself.
Radioactive split pea.
It's like we're playing Fallout!
*Hands out RadAway.*
We'll need this.
Split pea soup is nasty and the worst.
I doubt it's the worst. Some of the combinations on Add to it or eat it are pretty bad.
Yeah, you don't want children under 15 to suddenly develop superpowers.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 23, 2019, 05:43:00 PM
Radioactive split pea.
It's like we're playing Fallout!
Makes no difference to me.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 23, 2019, 06:40:55 PM
Split pea soup is nasty and the worst.
Corn, don't test our friendship.
HAH!
I absolutely hate split pea soup. The texture is gross. And the flavor isn't amazing. Sorry, Skar.
Betray'd.
one time me and my sisters drest up as pierats and ran arond the place.
Imteresting. I never thought that pirates could just be pie rats..... mind: blown.
3.1415926535897932384626433... rates
No, no, no. That's too much math for them.
1+1=10
Quote from: Verdauga on December 24, 2019, 03:03:09 PM
Imteresting. I never thought that pirates could just be pie rats..... mind: blown.
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51vsoR3Cm%2BL._SX331_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)
LOL!!! They exist!!
Oi wonders wot molers wudd call them. Poi ratters, oi s'pose.
Most definitely that. :D ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on December 24, 2019, 05:38:55 PM
LOL!!! They exist!!
Yep. ;D That book was a classic in my childhood.
What flavour pie?
Berry pie.
What type of berry?
Boysenberry, hopefully. Lass and Teer tried to make me dress up as a pirate. I stuck with my green cloak. ;D
A mottled green and grey cloak? Something like a Marlfox or a Ranger cloak?
I wish. No, it's just green. But it'll do for now. ;)
*Sips tea randomly* Wot wot.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 24, 2019, 08:11:58 PM
Lass and Teer tried to make me dress up as a pirate. I stuck with my green cloak. ;D
:o Was it for a play?
:laugh: No, just a game. We're still young enough to enjoy imaginative play, you know. ;)
Yeah, dressing up as pirates is great. We wear satin pajama pants, copious amounts of jewellery (including hair ties on our wrists), baggy tops, colourful bandannas and excessively decorated belts. (with Mum's kitchen knives thrust through them) Very fun.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 24, 2019, 10:15:24 AM
one time me and my sisters drest up as pierats and ran arond the place.
that was a pun.
Why are we talking about dressing up anyway?
The same reason we are talking about computer mice.
Oh, that makes sense.
I'd ask if you knew the story of Reason, but I've asked that before. Instead, I will ask this: what do you get if you multiply six by nine?
a dead Lass :P
Quote from: Booklover on December 27, 2019, 09:57:36 AM
I'd ask if you knew the story of Reason, but I've asked that before. Instead, I will ask this: what do you get if you multiply six by nine?
54, if my memory serves me right.
Truly the only appropriate answer, given the circumstances.
I was talking about base 13.
No idea.
I wouldn't have even answered it.
48
-6
So, any one got grand new year plans?
Stay up until after midnight (for me, although I may end up waking up when it's still 2019 for some of you, and make jokes about how you're stuck in 2019).
Mm, sounds like a good plan.
And I can safely do it as the NZers seem to have disappeared. Even Ebantu doesn't seem to have been on.
Yeah, she might be busy, or might just not have much desire to get on without Teer around. Like we aren't good enough for her. HOW DARE SHE! *Get's upset over baseless accusations.*
I right here, you know.
She thinks she's soooooo great. Better than us.
Who, Teer? Yes, she does.
Ebantu's too good for us.
Well, she obviously thinks so, at least.
I never said that. And it's not true. (unless those talking are Americans) *is joking*
-_-
Uh huuuuuuh.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 31, 2019, 11:03:27 PM
I never said that. And it's not true. (unless those talking are Americans) *is joking*
. . .
She thinks she's soooo much better than everyone else on here.
Especially us Americans.
BURGER KING
Spoiler
(See the first post on this topic for clarification.)
We about to get a lawsuit.
We the forum, or we, your company?
Abbey Gatekeeper
Posts: 1016
*Is proud of this accomplishment*
You mean 1018.
So quickly.
They grow up so fast...
Seb is Verdauga's kid, confirmed.
That dot was not supposed to be connected.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 02, 2020, 02:27:35 PM
Seb is Verdauga's kid, confirmed.
*Facepalms.*
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 02, 2020, 02:38:30 PM
That dot was not supposed to be connected.
There was no dot there!
Now now, you don't need to be shy about it.
You do realize Seb is like two years younger than me, right?
We don't actually know that. You could have lied about your age. And if you can teleport, maybe you can timetravel as well.
My magic doesn't allow time travel.
I'm with Booklover here; I think you're just trying to pull the wool over our eyes.
Quote from: Booklover on January 02, 2020, 04:25:35 PM
We don't actually know that.
But I do. And it doesn't.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 02, 2020, 04:43:50 PM
I'm with Booklover here; I think you're just trying to pull the wool over our eyes.
*Facepalms.*
*Starts to speak.*
*Tries to speak.....*
*Tries to speak...............*
...............Forget it.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 02, 2020, 02:27:35 PM
Seb is Verdauga's kid, confirmed.
Say what?
Spoiler
Psst! Verdauga! They figured it out!(Just in case ya'll didn't guess: kidding)
What?
Huh?
...
....................................exactly.
Yep. ;D
It's ok, you can call him dad now. This is a safe place.
I have walked into something strange.
No, Skarzs, this is a safe place.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 02, 2020, 08:10:53 PM
I have walked into something strange.
OH, Really? So, the cannibalism, plague frenzies, multiple weddings, wars on the mods/admins didn't tip you off? Or are you referring to this specific incident as being stranger than the rest?
There's a reason I don't come here often, and the last two dozen posts are an example of why. Y'all are cuckoo-bananas, off your rockers, pedal to the metal, certifiably insane. I'm going back to my cozy chair by Cavern Hole's fireplace and think over my mistakes in life.
您為什麼要對這個討人喜歡的社區中的人們不友好？
Quote from: Matthias720 on January 02, 2020, 09:05:50 PM
There's a reason I don't come here often, and the last two dozen posts are an example of why. Y'all are cuckoo-bananas, off your rockers, pedal to the metal, certifiably insane. I'm going back to my cozy chair by Cavern Hole's fireplace and think over my mistakes in life.
*Rests head in hands.*
So sad, yet so true.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 02, 2020, 09:29:20 PM
您為什麼要對這個討人喜歡的社區中的人們不友好？
"Why are you unfriendly to people in this flattering community?"
I'm confused.
Quote from: Matthias720 on January 02, 2020, 09:05:50 PM
There's a reason I don't come here often, and the last two dozen posts are an example of why. Y'all are cuckoo-bananas, off your rockers, pedal to the metal, certifiably insane. I'm going back to my cozy chair by Cavern Hole's fireplace and think over my mistakes in life.
Only the last two dozen? Man, we really need to up our game.
No, we need to calm down!
I... I don't understand your words. Need more. Boom. Boom, more BOOM.
*Politely hands Kade a drum*
Quote from: Matthias720 on January 02, 2020, 09:05:50 PM
There's a reason I don't come here often, and the last two dozen posts are an example of why. Y'all are cuckoo-bananas, off your rockers, pedal to the metal, certifiably insane. I'm going back to my cozy chair by Cavern Hole's fireplace and think over my mistakes in life.
\
I resemble that remark.
YESH *Bangs on drum wildly.*
........>_<
Matthias, you mind if I join you?
@Cornflower MM Je suis calme!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 02, 2020, 10:24:27 PM
I... I don't understand your words. Need more. Boom. Boom, more BOOM.
More! More! More! *Claps paws like an excited Dibbun* Preach it, Kade!
Verdauga, you are more than welcome. Besides, the Friar needs some nuts shelled for the after dinner trifle, and it's better than these Nuts.
>_>
They're all a bit squirrely if'n you ask me. :P
Only a few are.
And I only feign madness.
Sure, sure. We can go with that.
...
...
<_<
*Pets my pet Pez.*
O.O
yes
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 03, 2020, 01:22:17 AM
And I only feign madness.
Hey, you aren't supposed to give it away dude!
Seems I missed a couple of pages of crazy.
*Leaves the topic.*
(Hey, Skarzs changed his signature! What is the world coming to, that things change so suddenly?)
Yep.
The question is why.
I am a talented child. I know many strong and wise, but cautious, and grave odd ducklings. And for the record... I trust ducks. Mhm.
Quote from: Booklover on January 03, 2020, 02:46:17 PM
The question is why.
Because I saw the quote and figured it was time to change my siggie.
*Gasps* B-but I thought trolls couldn't change at all!
They can. It just takes a loooooong time.
Like school.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 03, 2020, 11:47:54 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 03, 2020, 05:59:00 PM
*Gasps* B-but I thought trolls couldn't change at all!
?
You know? I thought they are unfazeable- like a rock. Solid and reliable.
Change isn't unreliable.
Change is reliable in that change will always happen, change is unreliable in that we cannot rely on the how that change will come to pass.
But because I am reliable, you can rely on my change to be good.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 04, 2020, 02:43:59 AM
But because I am reliable, you can rely on my change to be good.
But if we can rely on you to change, how do we know that the change would be for good?
;)
O:-)
;D
So who likes pie?
*Walks into topic.*
Everyone but the Bolsheviks.
*Walks out.*
*Trips Verdauga as he tries to leave.* You ain't goin' nowhere
Correct answer. *Gives Skarzs a pie in a box.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 07, 2020, 04:03:28 PM
So who likes pie?
What flavour pie?
3.1415926535897932384626433...
I did not make a pie for three reasons.
And the duck thing began (chronologically, at least, not in terms of real world) when Jem (persuaded by Will Herondale) threw some poultry pie to the mallards in Hyde Park.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 07, 2020, 05:57:04 PM
Correct answer. *Gives Skarzs a pie in a box.*
Thank you.
Mm.
Don't steal my shtick.
;D
-^- Ingrate.
I want a pie! (please)
Ok! *Gives Eb a pie in a box.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 09, 2020, 05:52:52 AM
I want a pie! (please)
We apologise for the inconvenience. I did not make a pie for three reasons.
*takes up a challenging posture* And what, may I ask, are those reasons?
Hitchhiker's Guide reference, I think.
Something about 3.14 as wel--you really don't care, honestly.
TSC, actually. Well, 'we apologise for the inconvenience' is from Hitchiker's.
I would tell you the reasons, but the third (which is the most important) one includes a swear word.
:o
How dareth thou mentioneth such a thingeth.
Mm.
Mm'th.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 13, 2020, 04:41:05 PM
How dareth thou mentioneth such a thingeth.
Thou shalt suffereth the'st wrath of Rouxls Kaard!
You guys are weird. I fit in here.
I know! It's the community for me. Bye!.
Bye! Nice to see talk to you.
?
Well, we don't actually see people here, we just talk to them via the internet. And it was nice to talk to him, so...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 14, 2020, 01:52:06 AM
Well, we don't actually see people here, we just talk to them via the internet. And it was nice to talk to him, so...
If you posted YOUR FACE, then that wouldn't be true. *Looks around.* Whoops, wrong thread. Er... *Runs away.*
Er...how is it the wrong thread? This is the Cellars.
*Runs back.* Well if you feel that way, then you should post YOUR FACE to prove it!
Quote from: Booklover on December 30, 2019, 06:21:09 PM
And I can safely do it as the NZers seem to have disappeared. Even Ebantu doesn't seem to have been on.
*is a NZer*:(
*is also an NZer*
*is posting*
*isn't winning*
GOBLIN TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Is winning.*
This isn't last person to post.
Nyos.
up with CCCHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
UP WITH...reading.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 20, 2020, 05:14:54 PM
This isn't last person to post.
I'm winning at
life, dawg.
Dawg?
Yeah, fam. You ain't called no one dawg before? Bruh.
',:
I ...
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
sadnis in its selffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 21, 2020, 03:58:51 AM
Yeah, fam. You ain't called no one dawg before? Bruh.
Nope, never. I think it's an American thing.
he dead. ^-^
No he isn't. He posted less than...not very long ago.
No he
Spoiler
ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BURGER KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I lived.
*Reads a few posts, notes them down, and leaves.*
*whispers to Booklover* Why is he spying on everyone?
*whispers to Ebby* Maybe he's Halt on a mission.
:o
Quote from: Booklover on January 21, 2020, 07:48:29 PM
*whispers to Ebby* Maybe he's Halt on a mission.
Doubtful. We noticed him, after all.
Good point. Halt would not be seen dead (or alive) on this forum.
Isn't Tungro Halt?
*Raises eyebrow and makes notes before leaving.*
Halt as in the actual Halt who is the best Ranger in the history of Rangers apart from Will.
Nobody in the history of Rangers has been a Ranger as good as the Ranger Ranger Halt was.
I think I'm mixing up Crowleys here.
Halt himself said Will was better than him.
Then there's Stop, Halt's lesser known, less talented twin.
Hah!!
Have you read Ranger's Apprentice?
Spoiler
No, that's Ferris. You wouldn't want a Ferris wheel to stop, would you?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
*Takes a sip of refined coffee*
Way to stay on topic, my man.
Kill it. That movie shouldn't exist.
I'm sceird
I feel ya
reeeeeeeeeee
I no longer feel ya
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeR
ay leef regnol on I
nI eht dnal fo dromro
erehw eht owsdahs eil
*Falls asleep.*
*sllaf peelsa*
*Writes something forward.*
Liar
You wrote it backwards, but backwards
*drawrof gnihtomes setirw* .siht no ton yletanutrofnU
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2020, 05:55:08 PM
Liar
You wrote it backwards, but backwards
No, but I can. Watch.
.sdrawkcab tub ,sdrawkcab ti
Can you say the alphabet backwards?
I can (but if you're doing it don't look at the solution because that makes it too easy).
Spoiler
the alphabet backwards
I love guppys
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 22, 2020, 05:56:23 AM
Kill it. That movie shouldn't exist.
It was inspired by the parables of Jesus Christ. Don't insult it.
Or you will be killed. (possibly by me)
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 22, 2020, 09:55:08 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 22, 2020, 05:56:23 AM
Kill it. That movie shouldn't exist.
It was inspired by the parables of Jesus Christ. Don't insult it.
But they aren't the parables, so I'm going to.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 22, 2020, 09:55:08 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 22, 2020, 05:56:23 AM
Kill it. That movie shouldn't exist.
It was inspired by the parables of Jesus Christ. Don't insult it.
sheev that is not funny, do not blaspheme Gods name.
(While I agree that Sheev might've been a bit flippant there, it's actually true. It's a Christian movie that the filmmakers said was inspired by the parables.)
I never know if someone is joking or not.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 23, 2020, 12:33:57 AM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 22, 2020, 09:55:08 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 22, 2020, 05:56:23 AM
Kill it. That movie shouldn't exist.
It was inspired by the parables of Jesus Christ. Don't insult it.
sheev that is not funny, do not blaspheme Gods name.
What he said was not blasphemy. ;P
oh?, then what is it? ',:l
For all I know, it may very well have been based on some of Jesus's parables. Lots of things out there are, I'm sure. I have no problem with that, but the movie itself is. . . very poorly done.
So Sheev was just joking by telling me a reason not to insult it, however weak a reason it was.
It's like saying that you shouldn't say an animal is ugly because God made it, even if it is ugly.
are you jokeing, or not?
I believe he was giving an honest opinion. It's true that the creators of the video have said that it's based on Jesus' parables. That doesn't mean it's blasphemy to think that the video itself is low quality or poorly made though.
Is that the part you were wondering about?
I was joking. But I wasn't lying. Looky, looky, senator...
Pls nu
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 23, 2020, 05:16:15 PM
I was joking. But I wasn't lying. Looky, looky, senator...
kill it!
The Troll Song was stuck in my head today.
Catchy, eh?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 24, 2020, 12:37:56 AM
The Troll Song was stuck in my head today.
You have the ability to physically harm him. Be a dear and smack him about for us, would you?
That's the one thing you said that made me hurt, Skarzs.
Glad to be of disservice. ;D :P
*grins*
James Gryphon
04:20:24 AM
Unknown Action
*is suspicious*
James is a wizard who has his himself in his tower of solitude, and we only see flashes of light every so often to let us know he's still alive, but have no idea what he's up to.
I do not trust him
My cousin I and watched the first half of The Fellowship of the Ring and we paused it just before the Nazgul turned up because he needed to use the bathroom. I hid around a corner and when he came back I jumped out and shouted "Nazgul!". He got such a fright I almost died of laughing.
Hah. Instead of shouting "Nazgul", you should have done that unearthly screeching that they do.
GET BACK, GET BACK, YOU TEABAG FLAVORED TOSTY PIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Gets back.*
Isildur!!! run you fulls!
Random quotes are random :laugh:
Yes, that too.
ddddddeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaatttttthhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: lass of something much on January 24, 2020, 08:29:16 PM
GET BACK, GET BACK, YOU TEABAG FLAVORED TOSTY PIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
. . . Wot?
Wot, wot! Donchaknow I'm a bally hare, wot?
Verily.
What the devil is a tosty pie?!
You, apparently.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 29, 2020, 12:35:22 AM
What the devil is a tosty pie?!
so...was that more random then that other thread?
That was pretty random. You can read the other topic and make that decision for yourself.
Aww, but you were there!, you could tell me!
In short, it was of a comparable measure of random.
I saw the light fade from the sky
On the wind I heard a sigh
As the snowflakes cover
My fallen brothers
I will say this last goodbye
Night is now falling
So ends this day
The road is now calling
And I must away
Over hill and under tree
Through lands where never light has shone
By silver streams that run down to the sea
Under cloud, beneath the stars
Over snow on winter's morn
I turn at last to paths that lead home
And though where the road then takes me
I cannot tell
We came all this way
But now comes the day
To bid you farewell
Many places I have been
Many sorrows I have seen
But I don't regret
Nor will I forget
All who took that road with me
Night is now falling
So ends this day
The road is now calling
And I must away
Over hill and under tree
Through lands where never light has shone
By silver streams that run down to the sea
To these memories I will hold
With your blessing I will go
To turn at last to paths that lead home
And though where the road then takes me
I cannot tell
We came all this way
But now comes the day
To bid you farewell
I bid you all a very fond farewell
Das pretty.
That look you get when they say it's like Lord of the Rings, but with animals.Spoiler
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fvignette.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fredwall%2Fimages%2F2%2F2a%2FBrian_Jacques_on_Billy_Maher_BBC_2_9_2014%2Frevision%2Flatest%2Fscale-to-width-down%2F305%3Fcb%3D20140215214149&f=1&nofb=1)
;D
:laugh:
Quote from: Verdauga on January 30, 2020, 06:38:43 PM
That look you get when they say it's like Lord of the Rings, but with animals.
Spoiler
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fvignette.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fredwall%2Fimages%2F2%2F2a%2FBrian_Jacques_on_Billy_Maher_BBC_2_9_2014%2Frevision%2Flatest%2Fscale-to-width-down%2F305%3Fcb%3D20140215214149&f=1&nofb=1)
HA HA HAH!
^-^ although this works just as well. (https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse3.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.MyKD0gNAxwtkjHsi9cgEGgHaJJ%26pid%3DApi&f=1)
I feel smart. I just messed around with my eye... and I could feel bone. 8D
O_O
-_O
Real talk: why is Naruto so popular? I'm just about to put myself through episode 22 of the original series (I started it months ago), and I don't get the hype. I keep hoping it'll get better, because some of the characters are cool/will be cool later (Kakashi and Sasuke), but it's just... lame so far. Badly paced, badly thought out. Everyone's way too OP. I don't know if I should just give up now or what. Banya said a while back that it took her like 40 episodes and then she got really into it. I keep hoping that'll happen for me, but man, I don't know how much more I can take...
Yeet it, boi.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on February 01, 2020, 10:10:31 PM
Real talk: why is Naruto so popular? I'm just about to put myself through episode 22 of the original series (I started it months ago), and I don't get the hype. I keep hoping it'll get better, because some of the characters are cool/will be cool later (Kakashi and Sasuke), but it's just... lame so far. Badly paced, badly thought out. Everyone's way too OP. I don't know if I should just give up now or what. Banya said a while back that it took her like 40 episodes and then she got really into it. I keep hoping that'll happen for me, but man, I don't know how much more I can take...
I don't know. My brother has seen all of it, but there are like 400 episodes.
So he liked it then? And yeah, there are 220 episodes in the original series and 500 in Shippuden. I planned on skipping all the fillers, though, so that'll cut it down to 425.
I want to like it (because the fandom is huge and active, for one, and it's nice to feel like you're a part of something (and also Sasuke and his later storylines sound interesting)), but I don't know if it's worth it.
Some will say yes. I would say no. But it's your choice. :P
Naruto run into area 51!!!!!!!!!
My phalanges have strong muscles.
Ah yes. Your index toes.
Happy birthday! :'(
_ _
O O
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What?
- _
O O
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more random?
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 02, 2020, 03:47:17 AM
Ah yes. Your index toes.
I may have been referring to my fingers.
50/50 chance.
Although, since this is not only the Cellars, but the supposedly most random thread therein, what is non-sequitor is perhaps the most poignant in sequitor conclusion of these conversations.
Question: Which is the better colour for an arrow; blue, or purple?
It depends on a few things. How light is the tone (hue?) of the color? What colour is the quiver it would be placed in? Overall, dark blue works well in most situations, but dark purple might look nice as well.
Hmm.
Do you do archery?
Not to any extent to claim it. My brothers have a bow and I shot it occasionally.
...
. . . . . . .
...We need to get it restrung.....
interesting...hmm, Oh great!
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on February 01, 2020, 10:37:57 PM
So he liked it then? And yeah, there are 220 episodes in the original series and 500 in Shippuden. I planned on skipping all the fillers, though, so that'll cut it down to 425.
I want to like it (because the fandom is huge and active, for one, and it's nice to feel like you're a part of something (and also Sasuke and his later storylines sound interesting)), but I don't know if it's worth it.
Honestly, I would recommend just reading the manga, personally. It'll go quicker, and you'll get to skip all filler. As for why it's so popular, it's hard to say. I mean, it has some stuff going for it, it's a shonen about ninjas that isn't too dark to appeal to a younger audience. It also does have a lot of interesting things about it, like the setting of the world and how chakra works and the such. It also has a number of issues, but in my opinion most of them lay around the portrayal of the characters. I won't say any more than that if you haven't already gone through the story, but I see the three main characters as being complete idiots :laugh:
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 02, 2020, 11:36:37 PM
Question: Kade, which is the better colour for an arrow; blue, or purple?
I'd go for darker purple. It looks nice, and hides the blood a bit better.
You can't go wrong with natural colors.
now we must find the green chip! (or the blue one...)
I don't want to eat a green chip.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 02, 2020, 02:09:06 AM
Some will say yes. I would say no. But it's your choice. :P
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 02, 2020, 02:48:08 AM
Naruto run into area 51!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 03, 2020, 03:58:59 PM
Honestly, I would recommend just reading the manga, personally. It'll go quicker, and you'll get to skip all filler. As for why it's so popular, it's hard to say. I mean, it has some stuff going for it, it's a shonen about ninjas that isn't too dark to appeal to a younger audience. It also does have a lot of interesting things about it, like the setting of the world and how chakra works and the such. It also has a number of issues, but in my opinion most of them lay around the portrayal of the characters. I won't say any more than that if you haven't already gone through the story, but I see the three main characters as being complete idiots :laugh:
Thanks for all the input. Maybe the manga would be a good option... idk. I'll probably try and push through a few more episodes to see if it gets any better.
Spoiler
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on February 04, 2020, 04:30:20 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 02, 2020, 02:09:06 AM
Some will say yes. I would say no. But it's your choice. :P
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 02, 2020, 02:48:08 AM
Naruto run into area 51!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 03, 2020, 03:58:59 PM
Honestly, I would recommend just reading the manga, personally. It'll go quicker, and you'll get to skip all filler. As for why it's so popular, it's hard to say. I mean, it has some stuff going for it, it's a shonen about ninjas that isn't too dark to appeal to a younger audience. It also does have a lot of interesting things about it, like the setting of the world and how chakra works and the such. It also has a number of issues, but in my opinion most of them lay around the portrayal of the characters. I won't say any more than that if you haven't already gone through the story, but I see the three main characters as being complete idiots :laugh:
Thanks for all the input. Maybe the manga would be a good option... idk. I'll probably try and push through a few more episodes to see if it gets any better.
Yeah, no idea if going through it is super worth it. I will say, I bounced off the anime
really hard, I thought it was terrible, but I made it through the manga without a problem.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 04, 2020, 03:37:49 PM
I don't want to eat a green chip.
you don't "eat" it! you put it in keys!
*Does not understand.*
::) what we must do is catch tea!
*"Does not understand"-ing intensifies.*
CATCH THE TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone like the honeybees?
with golled bangils
*Slowly backs away.*
catch the tea!
I think I caught it and now I'm sick.
Mm.
When was the last time you went to Braum's?
Never?
*Gasps* You heathen!
I've never even heard of it...
*Is deeply offended.*
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 05, 2020, 05:36:55 PM
I think I caught it and now I'm sick.
put it in the flower! eat the orange dingo!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 04, 2020, 05:48:00 AM
I'd go for darker purple. It looks nice, and hides the blood a bit better.
Ah good. Thanks for telling me.
now was it the onece one?
I like money. It's very helpful. And random.
rost mutin
Or carrots.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 07, 2020, 06:56:19 AM
rost mutin
I feel like I'm starting to understand Lass's misspellings better.
That was a tad rude.
Roast mutton?
Now that I think about it, you haven't squished anyone in a while.*pre-dodges
*Zree Potatoez fly o'er ze topic*
O_O
I didn't know potatoes could fly. Mind BLOWN.
Oh dear *Tries taping Eb's brain back together.*
Touch me and you're dead, Kade Rivok.
And you say I'm the one that has a problem with you -_-
A potato flew around my room. . .
Did you throw it?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 08, 2020, 03:40:04 AM
Did you throw it?
Quote from: lass of something much on February 08, 2020, 03:43:26 AM
Quote from: 321tumbler on October 09, 2017, 04:11:35 AM
Yes. King burgers. King-sized burgers. Burger-sized kings.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 07, 2020, 05:38:49 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 07, 2020, 05:17:29 PM
That was a tad rude.
Hi, I'm Skarzs.
No, you're john!
. . . What?
nope
There was. . . No context. . . To anything you posted. . .
No! all of them!
She's being random, it's what we're supposed to be on this thread.
Peter Rabbit emojis.
nupe!
What about floral guinea pigs?
I'm out.
Okay. Have fun being sane.
10436 is frog! >:(
10436 is actually gehol, or gehoi, or c, or D, or ZBCH, or jdcf.
NO, I shore it was H, Q!
Guys, I just realized something.
Meteors
Are just..
Space bullets.
Hmm...
You have a very active imagination, Verdauga.
But bullets are fired from something.
DOES THAT MEAN SOMEONE IS FIRING METEORS ACROSS THE GALAXY?!
figers are turtils
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 09, 2020, 08:33:19 PM
But bullets are fired from something.
DOES THAT MEAN SOMEONE IS FIRING METEORS ACROSS THE GALAXY?!
Well, meteors get their energy from gravitational "slingshotting" around planets... Since God put those planets there...
God bullets.
:-X all gone! FRANK'?why the
Cool.
Jaguars look good in spectacles.
bean! No, they do not they look terrible.
Well, jaguar bookmarks look good in spectacles.
you killed a jaguar to make a bookmark! you evil chicken! And then you put spectacles on it!
No, some friends in England gave it to me because they know I love reading. It's isn't made of a jaguar, it just looks like a jaguar. (Note to other members: Dyemhar is my cousin.)
Caption Dyemhar!
Oh, yeah. Sorry :P
No, figers
Quote from: Verdauga on February 09, 2020, 11:29:36 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 09, 2020, 08:33:19 PM
But bullets are fired from something.
DOES THAT MEAN SOMEONE IS FIRING METEORS ACROSS THE GALAXY?!
Well, meteors get their energy from gravitational "slingshotting" around planets... Since God put those planets there...
God Bullets.
That would be a cool name for a book or something. Or an anime!
I have watched very few animes. The Cat Returns, Studio Ghibli is basically the only one I can remember.
no, the shock killed us all ^-^ :-[
That's sad.
208 Guests, 1 User
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 11, 2020, 07:07:12 AM
I have watched very few animes. The Cat Returns, Studio Ghibli is basically the only one I can remember.
I friggin' love that movie.
*Has only watched a few misc episodes of a few misc shows.*
Hah. Nerds.
we are all nerds, because, we are all on here to chat about books!
*Bringz a Cake in from ze rain, vho vaz cryin'* Ah dinnae zink Ah'll 'ave zat recipe again...
Mmm ice! >:(
Ice cream is nicer.
quice!
I now "have" free time. Woo.
Yeah, I noticed your sig had changed.
SO, does this forum usually do anything for Valentine's Day?
As best as I can tell:
'shipping
I think we should do something for Valentine's Day *grins*
Spoiler
Guest 12:27:54 AM Registering for an account on the forum Guest 12:39:00 AM Logging into the forum.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 13, 2020, 04:25:28 PM
I think we should do something for Valentine's Day *grins*
*Sighs*
Like what? The only operative 'ship on the forum is mine and Teer's.
How dare you. Eb and I's wedding is going... well? Sheev and Booklover are official, and Kreg has his fire hydrant. There's plenty of happiness about.
We should have a contest for calling out our valentines in the corniest way possible, though you and Teer have an unfair head start there ;D
How could you call my sweetiepie's terms of affection "corny"? ;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 13, 2020, 06:18:42 PM
How dare you. Eb and I's wedding is going... well? Sheev and Booklover are not married and never plan to be, and Kreg has his fire hydrant.
So there are three that exist, if you include Kregdrant.
Mrs. Palpatine, you look dashing.
Who is this mysterious Mrs Palpatine everybody keeps talking about?
Mrs(.) Palpatine.
oh no! KILL THEM ALL clap tree times!
Wat.
What do you mean?
I mean
Spoiler
*EDITED out*
Umm, okay.
how? :-\
Hey.
Hey! HEY YOU!!
There used to be something interesting here.
That's all.
oh, and in the glade a light was seen!
...of stars in shadow shimmering
Tinuviel was dancing there to music of a pipe unseen
And light of stars was in her hair and in her raiment glimmering.
Ner.
Nier.
Rein
Rain.
Rail
Liar.
*Snaps in frustration* I've been outed!
I have a birb!
One of your own?
24 ;D
not really, but that is what you call them sooo yep.
What's the difference (apart from flipping the last letter)?
all of it.
"Birb" is cuter than "bird"
Birb is for memes.
Birb is for life.
.Drib
:laugh: I put Skarz and Bookie in the oven.
WHY
>:D
::) I put you and Bookie in the oven.
o_o
That's what I was thinking.
Well, she's staying true to the topic, at least.
True blue hue clue cue Montague.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 22, 2020, 05:57:32 AM
Well, she's staying true to the topic, at least.
It's gone too far. I require explanation on her actions and why I am in an oven.
She's hardening you.
But why is
@Booklover in an oven too?
She needs hardening as well.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 22, 2020, 12:13:58 AM
:laugh: I put Skarz and Bookie in the oven.
As my name isn't actually 'Bookie', clearly you're not referring to me, despite what everyone (including you) seems to think. Please take both innocent people/trolls out of the oven now.
Quote from: Booklover on February 22, 2020, 10:34:22 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 22, 2020, 12:13:58 AM
:laugh: I put Skarz and Bookie in the oven.
As my name isn't actually 'Bookie', clearly you're not referring to me, despite what everyone (including you) seems to think. Please take both innocent people/trolls out of the oven now.
you may regret saying that later....
Bye y'all.
? You good, Verdauga?
Let me out of the oven.
I am. I sent that from my phone last night, but the internet was shut off before it could completely go through, apparently.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 22, 2020, 04:46:06 PM
? You good, Verdauga?
Let me out of the oven.
if I do that now, your arms will fall off ;D
*Lets Skarzs out of the oven, smiling mischievously.*
*checks oven* nope they are both still in there! ;D
y'ill see ;D
>_>
(Can anyone see that?)
It just shows as a link for me, but I set my profile to do that.
Nope, I can't see it. it doesn't exist.
It juzt zhovz up az an imagelezz Yetube box fer me. Dinnae look up, 'Sweety Chick Tenniz' on Yetube.
wut? O.o
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 23, 2020, 03:53:12 AM
It juzt zhovz up az an imagelezz Yetube box fer me. Dinnae look up, 'Sweety Chick Tenniz' on Yetube.
Don't tell me what to do.
*takes Skarz and Bookie out of the oven*
When are you going to paint them?
after the therd bake.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 23, 2020, 05:49:37 AM
*takes Skarz and Bookie out of the oven*
See one of my previous posts.
I never said that I took you out, I said "Bookie"
O_O
Oh, Man!
Explain yourself! And let me out of this oven!
but...I just put you back in!
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 23, 2020, 05:42:34 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 23, 2020, 03:53:12 AM
It juzt zhovz up az an imagelezz Yetube box fer me. Dinnae look up, 'Sweety Chick Tenniz' on Yetube.
Don't tell me what to do.
HHEEELLLLLPPP!!
Quote from: lass of something much on February 23, 2020, 06:39:16 PM
but...I just put you back in!
*Is looking at Lass, quite annoyed, through the oven window.*
*the beeper goes off*
200 pages of randomness!
Mum took the paint!!!!!!
:o
So I can't pant Booklovers book! :'(
Ye could try markerz. Or try tae make yer ovn paint. Zen zere'z food...
Hmmm.... >:D
Remember what I suggested about colours for Booklover: Mouse brown, green, gold, and red.
I'v panted Bookie! (and Skarz)
(https://i.ibb.co/5smZDTR/20200224-162603.jpg)
SO CUTE!!! (but I thought you were going to do a green tunic and gold glasses :'()
that's for Booklover ;)
Nice.
Plot twist: Booklover does not wear glasses.
...is this a fact, or are you just saying that?
It's a fact, though I don't know how Verdauga knows. You stalker...
Imteresting....
Quote from: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 02:43:23 PM
Plot twist: Booklover does not wear glasses.
once again, that is Bookie, not Booklover! ::)
Is the book Bookie or is the mouse Bookie?
*Quickly shuts down multiple tabs.*
What stalker?
I mean, I guess it's kind of his job to be in the know, but it's still unsettling.
Speaking of investigations....
Hmmm?
Does anyone have any investigations for me?
I mean, I'm still trying to get the court *Looks pointedly
@Sebias of Redwall* to handle my last case, soooo....
To be fair, we haven't yet figured out how to punish Lass, Eb, and Mharbrow.
why Mhar?
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 24, 2020, 08:23:56 PM
Is the book Bookie or is the mouse Bookie?
the mouse.
All three one of you have admitted to being the same person.
McDonald's.
Leave it to Russa to keep her eyes on the prize ;D
*feels ill at the very mention of that unnameable monstrosity*
Dumpster juice?
FANK!!!!!??!??!??!??
Me?
(she means frank, I think) Yes, you.
How dare you. (Also, don't usually see you on this time of day ;D)
It's 7:45 here. I'm usually either asleep or having breakfast now. ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 06:43:03 PM
How dare you. (Also, don't usually see you on this time of day ;D)
Well! of you toad!
Yer a toad!
Bean!
Yor a bean!
And your spelling is beanish!
sprout en tog? :[
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 07:15:19 PM
And your spelling is beanish!
Your use of the word "beanish" is beanish, ya bean!
*ignores Kade*
Anybody want a Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Bean?
sadly, yes...but I lived!
Who were you replying to?
tho!
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQ8vuGKAV3mUww98N_9Y5WNVjMVQLlViz0Yl4QpR5faTWhTBWGc)
FRANK!
nani?
wallpaper ^-^
I prefer wrapping paper.
really?
I like brown paper packages tied up with string.
if you plonk a chip on the gander, then pillom.
*Ignores the above comment.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 27, 2020, 07:17:48 AM
I like brown paper packages tied up with string.
That sounds dire.
This is just one of my favorite things.
These are a few of my favourite things.
When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm felling sad, I simply nemember my favourite things...and then I don't fell sooo bad!
Why are you bothering bees? Bees are cool; you leave them be, they leave you be.
Don't bee mean. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Waits for people to react to the pun.*
I already did.
*Squishes Kade.*
Blood drops on my toes more when I'm bitten. . .
I don't get it
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 27, 2020, 08:07:35 PM
Why are you bothering bees? Bees are cool; you leave them be, they leave you be.
Don't bee mean. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Doant bea meen.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 27, 2020, 08:20:38 PM
*Squishes Kade.*
Blood drops on my toes more when I'm bitten. . .
O.o
I was trying to parody My Favorite Things. . .
O.O
oh...ouch...
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens,
Brown paper packages tied up with strings,
These are a few of my favourite things.
Cream coloured ponies and crisp apple strudels,
Doorbells and sleighbells and schnitzel with noodles,
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings,
These are few of my favourite things.
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes,
Snowflake that stay on my nose and eyelashes,
Silver white winters that melt into springs,
These are a few of my favourite things.
capin birbs!
When my bf comes over and we get to play video games.
Video games are good.
Spoiler
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 28, 2020, 12:54:24 AM
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens,
Brown paper packages tied up with strings,
These are a few of my favourite things.
Cream coloured ponies and crisp apple strudels,
Doorbells and sleighbells and schnitzel with noodles,
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings,
These are few of my favourite things.
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes,
Snowflake that stay on my nose and eyelashes,
Silver white winters that melt into springs,
These are a few of my favourite things.
The whole brown bag thing is still pretty dire.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 28, 2020, 02:27:04 AM
When my bf comes over and we get to play video games.
noice! you should get all your friends to join!
(https://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/915/026/524.png)
Lol. XD
(They edited a badger's head into Guts from Berserker. How fitting.)
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 02, 2020, 03:15:54 AM
(They edited a badger's head into Guts from Berserker. How fitting.)
Heh. I actually didn't know that. lol :P
Tiz very dezervin' o' a Potato. 'ave a Potato. *'andz everybeazt anozer Potato*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 02, 2020, 03:50:24 AM
Tiz very dezervin' o' a Potato. 'ave a Potato. *'andz everybeazt anozer Potato*
(http://stuarte.co/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/LOTR-Sam-Gamgee-says-potatoes.gif)
Yes, that is the correct pronunciation. Well done, Sam Gamgee.
is the best!
I clocked in today and noticed I have
Three
Pages
of
Unread
Topics
Waht
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 02, 2020, 03:15:54 AM
Lol. XD
(They edited a badger's head into Guts from Berserker. How fitting.)
;D
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 02, 2020, 03:23:40 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 02, 2020, 03:15:54 AM
(They edited a badger's head into Guts from Berserker. How fitting.)
Heh. I actually didn't know that. lol :P
Probably better that way, Berserk is not a manga for good little children -_-
In zat caze, 'ave a Potato. *'andz everybeazt anozer Potato*
thankee! *puts potato in bag*
How about no?
Gaet any Grapez?
in the right void of deaff
*gives the two potatoes to random people*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 02, 2020, 11:43:59 PM
Gaet any Grapez?
Are you..... a duck? DIE! YOU WILL DIE! DIE!
Lol.
Also, I'm so proud of you guys. I can retire in peace now.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
we need pink!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 04, 2020, 12:41:24 AM
Lol.
Also, I'm so proud of you guys. I can retire in peace now.
*Hugs Skarzs.* Please don't go. Don't leave me here with...
them.
I could be offended by that.
Mhar's sister is sooo cool! and nice and cute! and she is going to read redwall!!!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 04, 2020, 01:57:11 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 04, 2020, 12:41:24 AM
Lol.
Also, I'm so proud of you guys. I can retire in peace now.
*Hugs Skarzs.* Please don't go. Don't leave me here with... them.
*Peels Kade off like a sticker on an apple.* Get off. I'm not leaving yet.
please don't, like, ever...please!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 02:00:37 AM
Mhar's sister is sooo cool! and nice and cute! and she is going to read redwall!!!!
...she's four years old.
;D
still.
Hello.
Helloooooooo! greetings!
*Hugs Skarzs again.* Noooooooooooooo....
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 04, 2020, 06:20:52 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 02:00:37 AM
Mhar's sister is sooo cool! and nice and cute! and she is going to read redwall!!!!
...she's four years old.
A four year old can not be
cool.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 04, 2020, 06:20:52 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 02:00:37 AM
Mhar's sister is sooo cool! and nice and cute! and she is going to read redwall!!!!
...she's four years old.
So, maybe the forum will have at least one active user in 10 years' time or so.
And a four year old can be cool.
No, and you are insane for thinking so.
Yes, and I'm insane anyway, but you are insane for thinking otherwise.
Life goes on.
buffalo! :laugh:
Wild Wings?
*skweeks haply* Dad got me a pichammer!
all of 'em!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 04, 2020, 04:38:04 PM
No, and you are insane for thinking so.
Five-year-olds can be cool. My brother is five, and he's cool. He sings about Durin and Isengard.
Yeah!
*Le sigh.*
Fish, FoSh FasHiE!
Fashion! *Puts on sunglasses and poses.*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 06, 2020, 05:38:14 AM
Fish, FoSh FasHiE!
Fash, fesh, fish, fosh, fush. Fast, fresh, fish, josh, fuss (what it wanted to correct them to).
Ouch...
Fashion! *Makes another pose, still wearing sunglasses.*
Blaaaaa!
Currently walking around my apartment with my shirt off.
Such is existence.
Bare is life.
*Is starting to agree with Lass on this subject.*
Hah!
*covers eyes*
I have a shirt on now, chill.
NEVAH.
*jumps into river*
...she chilled.
*is wet*
That does tend to happen when one jumps in a river. *Pulls Lass out and starts using a blow dryer on her.*
Aaah! *jumps back*
In my house, blow driers get used for everything but drying hair.
That's a bit odd.
*Chases Lass with the cordless blow dryer.* Come back here! You'll catch a cold!
*sees a cold hiding in the bushes* Aha! I will catch you if it's the last thing I do! *chases the cold*
*Points at Eb while still chasing Lass down.* Don't you dare!
*instantly stops chasing cold* Or what? What will you do?
Use your imagination.
*Catches Lass and begins blow drying her.*
*uses imagination* *hides in terror*
Now, tell me, what did your imagination tell you?
*Is almost through blow drying Lass.*
Something awful. Please don't do it.
Now now, I can only know what not to do if you tell me. Otherwise, I might accidentally do it!
*Finishes up with Lass. She is now very fluffy and dry, depending on what she's shapeshifted into at the moment.*
*jumps into lake and swims*
*Annoyed, throws hair dryer into the water.*
*the hair dryer is now dead* *is still hiding in terror*
Eb, you gotta talk to me. I don't want to accidentally do whatever you imagined after all, so I need to know what it is.
No.
And why might that be? *Smiles winningly.*
*covers head with a some of my cloak*
*Pats Eb's head.* Well, I suppose it's ok. *Walks away.*
*trys to doge hair dryer*
*Chases after a hot.*
*It is an exercise in Futility.
Ya'll is weird.
Why?
'Cause I said so, I guess?
You're one of us.
Mm, quite so, quite so ^-^
*Continues chasing after the hot, but is fated never to catch it.*
*One can only catch a cold.*
I mean, you can have a fever. That's kinda like catching a hot.
Fevers are not contagious, unless as a symptom of an infectious disease. Colds themselves are infectious.
Whoo?
I think so.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 10, 2020, 07:28:18 PM
Why?
Well, the fact we're on here does make it quite a high likelihood.
*catchis the cold* Ya!
Stay away.
:-\
*puts cold in bag*
*sees another cold and is about to chase it but suddenly remembers what I imagined* *crumples to the ground and resumes hiding under cloak*
If you'd just tell me what it is, then I could promise to never do it. You're just making this hard on yourself ^-^
she is selfdestructing.
Ach...
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/Wds2ucYNqIICB8D8IQ/giphy.gif)
???
He's just staying on topic, Lass :laugh:
Benevolent flies irk me.
What on earth are benevolent flies?
How am I to know?
They can't irk you if you don't even know what they are!
Says who?
The world.
Well then, the world is wrong.
Or, and I'm just saying... it's you.
What? Nooooo...
Yeaaaaaaaah....
*is shocked and saddened*
You'll get over it. Now... *Leans in closer.*
What thoughts haunt you?
You.
Hmm, guess I'll stop existing then. *Fades out of existence.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 11, 2020, 05:26:38 AM
Ach...
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/Wds2ucYNqIICB8D8IQ/giphy.gif)
A ship!
if I were huereeee
?
Guest
06:01:40 PM
Viewing the topic lass's standard Art.
you enjoying ya self there?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 11, 2020, 01:27:46 PM
Hmm, guess I'll stop existing then. *Fades out of existence.*
Hey, how dare you fade without my permission? Get back here!
over protective much.
Protective o'er much.
HoIhO
That name makes me happy.
it makes me need to save my pens
How?
he eats them, and if he can't, he'll just drag it somewere I can't reach!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 14, 2020, 07:08:10 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 11, 2020, 01:27:46 PM
Hmm, guess I'll stop existing then. *Fades out of existence.*
Hey, how dare you fade without my permission? Get back here!
*Has long since vanished from this world.*
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 14, 2020, 09:31:17 PM
That name makes me happy.
(You know, I feel the same way actually)
Has he faded from existence, or is he hiding under that sheet over there?
*Is currently hiding under that sheet over there.*
(...Noooooooooo. >_>)
Ah doubt it. tiz probably juzt vone o' zoze vild Turkeyz zat loike 'oidin' under zheetz und blanketz. Probably bezt tae zearch zomevhere elze. Ach...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 16, 2020, 07:48:58 PM
*Is currently hiding under that sheet over there.*
(...Noooooooooo. >_>)
*Looks at the sheet in suspicion.* =_= Hmmmm. . .
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 16, 2020, 07:47:28 PM
Has he faded from existence, or is he hiding under that sheet over there?
who Kade or Hoiho?
Kade.
(Kade isn't heeeeeeeeeeere)
*Suspicion intensifies.*
*marches over to the sheet and dramatically flicks it aside*
*Underneath the sheet is a pile of rocks laid out in the shape of an Otterbadger with a note on top that says 'Don't look behind you.'*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 05:44:13 AM
*Underneath the sheet is a pile of rocks laid out in the shape of an Otterbadger with a note on top that says 'Don't look behind you.'*
*slowly turns around*
*a moster jumps on Ebby*
*it does not*
*it does*
*not*
*the moster rolls her eyes and carrys Ebby away*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 17, 2020, 06:55:26 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 05:44:13 AM
*Underneath the sheet is a pile of rocks laid out in the shape of an Otterbadger with a note on top that says 'Don't look behind you.'*
*slowly turns around*
*A life-sized Kade Otterbadger plushie sits behind Eb.*
*Booklover joins them from wherever she was* Cool! Can I have one?
*Roight bezoide it iz...an Anchovy*
*A life-sized Anchovy*
Herbert, how did you get out? *Picks up the anchovy and puts it in a nearby fish bowl*
Herbert!!?! No that's Frebert!
*gobbils* cook cook cook!
Order yer very ovn Corona Viruz today! Nay need tae get up und gae valkin' aboot in public tae try tae pick it up. Juzt zit back und relax und order it from 'ome inztead! It only takez tva tae zree dayz tae zhip, und it even comez in an airtight box zae zat it ztayz prezerved und frezh und ready fer ye vhen ye open it. Dae nae delay. Get yer very ovn Corona Viruz today! Juzt gae tae www.coronavirus4you.com tae buy it. Pleaze zpecify ze quantity und zize. Na' only 12 Zilver Cherriez! Order na'!
www.coronavirus4you.com Review
1/10 - Total scam.
I went to coronavirus.com expecting to be able to buy my own petree dish of the virus for personal use, but the site took forever to load. And then there was no easy way to order online, and the shipping service looked sketchy. I wanted my order delivered within ten business days, but they said it would take at least fourteen. FOURTEEN!!!1! All the samples were dead when I got them. Very disappointed. Will not use again. I feel cheated.
Hahahaha
Ha
Quote from: Booklover on March 17, 2020, 04:32:25 PM
*Booklover joins them from wherever she was* Cool! Can I have one?
Sure. *passes it to Booklover* Large soft toys freak me out, just a little.
*The life-size Kade Otterbadger plushie follows Eb while she isn't looking.*
O_O
O_O
O_O
_O
O
Goodbye. *leaves*
*It follows.*
*stabs it with my dagger*
*The dagger sinks into the fluffy plushie, but doesn't appear to actually pierce it.*
Ew.
*You feel the soft fluff of the plushie against your paw. It isn't as good as the original, but it's still pretty nice.*
It's artificial.
(There's a secret ingredient. It feels very similar to the original.)
No. It does not.
*You notice something... the fur on it isn't artificial.*
That's even creepier. *vanishes*
*It follows.*
*howls in frustration*
*vomits on the frustration*
It's getting slightly weird now. Weird even for us.
*Teleports plushie out of the thread.*
*It appears behind Verdauga when he isn't looking.*
*...Folloved by Ze Ztar Varz Chriztmaz Zpecial*
good job Hiag, a job well done...
*Gaez on tae make an 'am Zandvich*
*Combs self.*
*The plushie assists Verdauga in his self grooming.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 19, 2020, 08:34:56 PM
*Gaez on tae make an 'am Zandvich*
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4Cp_19RRjYE/UCDJ7warlCI/AAAAAAAAR-s/XNnjIb5e1LU/s1600/003-funny-animal-gifs-bunny-nothing-to-see-here.gif)
*Slices off the arms of the plushie.*
You must be a part o' that fluffy gang, huh? What are you, "glass" O'malley, or "Bigfoot" James Jonas? Huh?
yes.
Humbaba.
WHY?! FOR THE WEST!
Becauze Gilgamesh (i.e. 'Gil') und Enkidu vere buzy...
Aaaaah, that's not confuseing at all, nope, not even a bit...
Quote from: Verdauga on March 19, 2020, 10:21:46 PM
*Slices off the arms of the plushie.*
You must be a part o' that fluffy gang, huh? What are you, "glass" O'malley, or "Bigfoot" James Jonas? Huh?
*The arms remain as the were. The life-size Kade Otterbadger plushie stares ahead with dead, beady eyes. It seems... larger than before.*
Hello One-eye! welcome back!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 19, 2020, 10:35:25 PM
Becauze Gilgamesh (i.e. 'Gil') und Enkidu vere buzy...
I like that story.
(https://www.animalspot.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Cow-Meme.png)
Quote from: Verdauga on March 19, 2020, 10:21:46 PM
*Slices off the arms of the plushie.*
You must be a part o' that fluffy gang, huh? What are you, "glass" O'malley, or "Bigfoot" James Jonas? Huh?
What if it's Black O'Malley? Like the smuggler in Halt's Peril.
(https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/8/89/Little-mermaid2-disneyscreencaps.com-8214.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131023222133)
Beautiful.
Is that a penguin?
lol
yes..
Penguin is also a cockatelio.
and his wife died :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
I didn't know that! :'(
Alaz poor Yorkie...
I knew him, hershey's oreo.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 09:44:01 PM
I didn't know that! :'(
RIP Pizza (yes Kade, this is why I got mad at you eating all the pizza... :'( :'( :'( :'()
Teer provided you 8 score pizza all for yourself that I haven't touched -_-
I wish she had picked something else, it's to soon...*sobs*
*Comforts Lass.* What's too soon?
Too soon after Pizza, one of her cockatiels, died.
That's super sad!
Indeed.
it's fine, just sill herts
*Hugs Lass.* I'm sorry.
once again, it's fine...
Ok, I'll leave you be then
thanks for cearing though, it means alot..
Of course, Lass, you're a friend ^-^
Aw,that's so sweet!
Mm.
Alright.
Alleft.
Haha.
*Sticks a taco in Eb's mouth as she fake laughs.*
*chokes*
I didn't say down your throat, ya goof.
(You can't put a whole taco in my mouth and expect none of it to go down my throat.)
(Who said I shoved the whole thing in your mouth? There was, like, half of it still sticking out. I'm not MEAN, silly.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 11:08:55 PM
(Who said I shoved the whole thing in your mouth? There was, like, half of it still sticking out. I'm not MEAN, silly.)
That's what it says.
It does now. ^-^
You can't talk; you have taco in your mouth.
I spat it out. Tacos are not the best food if you're sick.
You don't know that. They could be the BEST food.
Crunchy taco + inflamed tonsils = pain.
Zree Zporkz + Zeven Empty Bucketz = Lotz o' obnoxious noizez tae make
Mm.
Edit: I didn't know this was possible!
Guest 01:35:45 AM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
O_O
We're being hacked! *Runs around in panic.*
Calm down.
Ok. *Stops running around.*
^-^
Wow, didn't see that comeing..
Neither did I, since I missed it. What happened?
O.O
-.-
O.O
Huh, must've been something quite shocking then. A shame I didn't catch it.
I have paint on my nee
Were you painting a shrubbery?
nope...
Part of me wants to post the text recommendations on my phone.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 22, 2020, 05:01:36 AM
Were you painting a shrubbery?
Nae...
A ZHRUBBERY?!!!! *Dramatic muzic playz*
No! on my knee!
Kneed you do that?
BEEBLEBROX FOR PRESIDENT!! BEEBLEBROX KNOWS HOW TO GET IT DONE HE WILL TAKE ON SHAUN SAXON AND WIN!
NO! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!
As I said on another thread, there is no point in cheering for a Queen. If she is already a Queen, becoming President of the Galaxy would, frankly, be a disappointment. It is an empty title, and wields no authority at all.
Ehem.
"
I watched him on the other half of the battlefield. Once a friend, now my most hated of enemies. Here, on the old ground, our choices, already made, would be cemented within the tombstones.
"
so who? and why do ya hate 'im?
"
He was going to be my very own Brutus. Or, at least, if he had his way. But I had informants, and he had henchmen. It took five months to go back to the first square.
We strode up to each other, eyes locked. At the director's command I gave a sharp about-face, and prayed he did the same.
"One!"
I stepped toward my family.
"Two!"
He stepped toward his friends.
"Three!"
The earth quaked beneath my boot.
"Four"
Our happy times flooded my eyes.
"Five!"
I heard him grunt behind me.
"Six!"
The thought-- I was holding him back--
"SEVEN!"
They could be better off without me.
"EIGHT!!"
What happened to Elwood flashed before my vision.
"NINE!!!"
I remembered who Eliot once was.
"TEN!!"
I spun to face Brutus. The seconds slowed to minutes. He cried. His gun fell from his hand. To give me the best ending, he turned to face me.
So that I would not kill him from the back.
"
*Vhizperz* Ah zink Verdauga'z ztuck in a roleplay.
Or... something....
'e may 'ave zeen taae many Zoap Operaz...(Alzough viz Zoap Operaz '1' iz taae many...)
Fairy lights!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 24, 2020, 02:37:53 AM
*Vhizperz* Ah zink Verdauga'z ztuck in a roleplay.
Aye, for sure...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 24, 2020, 03:14:04 AM
'e may 'ave zeen taae many Zoap Operaz...(Alzough viz Zoap Operaz '1' iz taae many...)
The very existence of soap operas is too much.
"As I raised my gun to fire.... I stopped. Something wasn't right...."
Apparently no one liked my story.
I liked it.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 24, 2020, 02:55:59 PM
"As I raised my gun to fire.... I stopped. Something wasn't right...."
Apparently no one liked my story.
I liked it until, you decided to kill people...
To be fair, it was a duel. People were going to end up dead.
still...
list.
*tips a tank in to the pool*
:|
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why Hello there!
*Ponders about posting a less random story I've been thinking of.*
*draws Awtters being cute together*
I WANNA SEE THE AWWWWTTERS!
As do I.
I already showed you Ebby...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 01:57:40 AM
I WANNA SEE THE AWWWWTTERS!
I can't, Dad's not home...
Quote from: lass of something much on March 24, 2020, 10:41:56 PM
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why Hello there!
Are you sure it isn't just the same person?
o.O
how?
I'm not sure exactly how it works, but because it's a guest, it may not be able to tell whether it's the same person doing all of them, and therefore show all of them.
That or they have multiple tabs up to register.
Oooooooh, so that's why there are so many...
Potentially. Neither has been confirmed.
Confirmed.
You know, I like linux, but when it tells me "there's no more space left on device", and the disk usage monitor shows that I am using less than five gigs, out of over one-hundred-twenty gigs!!, I really just have to facedesk.
man, the other day, I had cat ears on, and no beast told me 'till diner, Moa said; why have you got cat ears on, and now I know why that lady looked at me like I had 4 ears, 'CAUSE I DID!!!!
That's a very specific look for you to be able to recognize.
*covers eyes*
WHERE'D LASS GO?!
?. . .
It's the 'you can't see me, so I can't see you' thing.
that's...not how it works...
Nor does Horace's cloak.
*laughs* ya done it again Book!
Done what?
make me laugh!
Ah, I see. Mostly John Flanagan, though.
To be fair, Horace was "sitting on a two meter tall horse, holding a three meter long lance!" or something, probably.
XD yup, he can't hide, now, I gota go, I'll be back later today though..
Ok, laterz!
Quote from: Verdauga on March 26, 2020, 09:12:45 PM
To be fair, Horace was "sitting on a two meter tall horse, holding a three meter long lance!" or something, probably.
I don't want to spoil the scene, but you're bang on with the horse.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 26, 2020, 09:19:39 PM
XD yup, he can't hide, now, I gota go, I'll be back later today though..
man, I could have just said; "I'll be on & off"
-_-
Things happen.
:o
Really?! the siblings found a shock gun?!
*Juzt re-entred ze topic, und zae az nay idea vot anybeazt iz talkin' aboot*
I just got biten by something...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 26, 2020, 11:57:50 PM
*Juzt re-entred ze topic, und zae az nay idea vot anybeazt iz talkin' aboot*
We were trying to give you the "HIAG Effect" ;D
I'm tha Man!
Are you?
I'm not a man, but I was joking around with Teer, so I just said that..
Quote from: lass of something much on March 25, 2020, 06:50:29 AM
I already showed you Ebby...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 01:57:40 AM
I WANNA SEE THE AWWWWTTERS!
I can't, Dad's not home...
Oh, those otters. Yeah, maybe don't...
Hmmm? Why so?
Um...Lass drew them while she was in the car and her mum was playing romantic music.
chill, they're just huging! ::)
Show us the otters!
I don't think Ebby wants me to...
Why not?
It's your drawing Lass. (Also you said you were going to post another drawing...have you?)
When? what? Huh?...
Vhy a Duck?
For, if the above is more important than this would probably work.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 29, 2020, 10:46:36 PM
Vhy a Duck?
Because they're bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.
from the bottom, and you should also give a great opportunity with him at any cost.
Marie Kondo.
ice skating for free and we can discuss it with you, sounds great man and you know I have attached a copy of the door.
What should I do with my young son who wanted to be a great Jedi master and quote from the fridge?
Shoot 'im wi' ye bayonets! Go on! Ah'm a-waitang!
*shoots Verdauga with my bayonets* That's what you wanted, right?
Ah thank yae!
*Pulls bayonets out o' meself.*
It's Alexander Anderson Tahme!
No, it's 13:52 on April 1st, 2020 AD (or CE, if you prefer).
Och, Ah'd preefeeere Ah D.
Very well then. 13:58, Wednesday 1st April 2020 AD.
*Brandishes me bahyoonets.*
Yes! Ebby show us the AWWWWTTERS
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 01, 2020, 12:34:45 PM
What should I do with my young son who wanted to be a great Jedi master and quote from the fridge?
Bring him to scarber far, next time you guys need more information about how you can get cans.
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Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 04, 2018, 06:37:59 AM
Also I remember when Russa stole Jukka's account because she didn't have one yet.
Jukka should have chosen a more original password. :P I just quietly lurked for a while.
wait, you did what?!?
<_<
Wait.....
Oops, please don't tell Teer or I'm soo stuffed...
We already know you look at her pms.
not most of them...
Some, at least.
So you say... ;)
all of you...whatever...
I relly want to like my OS, but it gets more frustrating by the day.
On another note, I haven't figured out what the staff prank was.
The fact that there wasn't one?
Very likely. Or, they're stretching the prank throughout the week.
What do you think it was?
That they were gone the entire time? I have no idea.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 02, 2020, 02:00:06 PM
I relly want to like my OS, but it gets more frustrating by the day.
On another note, I haven't figured out what the staff prank was.
Nor I, maybe it was a prank, prank...
Not the entire time. I went on the 'who's online' thing at one point and Rosie (I think) was sending a message.
Yeah. And Tammo was on later that day.
*shrugs*
I thought it was obvious?
Na, I don't think it is...
They didn't do anything.
HAH
Well, this thread has certainly been living up to it's name since I last looked at it.
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Yes. King burgers. King-sized burgers. Burger-sized kings.
Quote from: Delthion on October 09, 2017, 04:34:32 AM
DON'T FORGET HEMINGWAY!!! HE WAS THE ONE WHO SPONSORED THE FRAUDITY!!!
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Bee movie transcript
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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Wow.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 09, 2017, 06:30:17 AM
James is going to kill you. ;D
Is the forum lagging for anyone?
(Where do people find movie transcripts?)
Quote from: 321tumbler on October 09, 2017, 01:46:55 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 09, 2017, 06:30:17 AM
James is going to kill you. ;D
Actually, you is going to James kill.
It's probably my internet then. Yeah, I tried a normal search and it took a while.
Quote from: Krantor the Brutal on October 09, 2017, 05:50:28 PM
Why is (https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/media/math/render/svg/2a9804ca8ce019507e3199ca8fced800fb5b7d7c)
Now here's something I can answer! Because it is.
It's the quadratic equation formula, and it tells you the value(s) (almost always 2 values) of x, when ax^2+bx+c=0.
Quote from: Krantor the Brutal on October 09, 2017, 06:29:29 PM
Aye, it has two possible answers, how do you explain that?
Have you seen a quadratic curve graph thing? Basically, the two values of x are when the curve crosses the x axis. It can be 1, if that point is the bottom of the curve, or 0 if it doesn't go down that low (or is negative and isn't that high).
Quote from: Maudie on October 09, 2017, 07:15:38 PM
Is that the quadratic formula?
Just think, by page 460, we can be quoting our own quotes!
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on October 09, 2017, 08:22:46 PM
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As the gif doesn't show:
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
*Realizes what that implies.*
A-a-are y-you t-telling me..........
Spoiler
Quote from: Ashleg on October 09, 2017, 08:34:25 PM
Rosie is sane hi rosie
Now, who can tell me what is wrong with this statement?
Quote from: James Gryphon on October 09, 2017, 08:42:10 PM
The Mike Modano song!
So... how long are we gonna keep this up, now?
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 09, 2017, 08:43:55 PM
-^-
All content is original as long as you slap your name on it!
-Kade Rivok
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on October 09, 2017, 08:50:36 PM
Skarzs your mouth has raised above your eyes from the power of my slap, you might want to get that checked out.
May I just emphasise that I do NOT agree. Thank you, all, particularly Skarzs for not killing me.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 09, 2017, 10:41:41 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on October 09, 2017, 08:50:36 PM
Skarzs your mouth has raised above your eyes from the power of my slap, you might want to get that checked out.
Mehhhh.
Like I said,
Quote from: Booklover on April 02, 2020, 07:32:27 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on October 09, 2017, 08:50:36 PM
Skarzs your mouth has raised above your eyes from the power of my slap, you might want to get that checked out.
May I just emphasise that I do NOT agree. Thank you, all, particularly Skarzs for not killing me.
Quote from: Lady Amber on October 10, 2017, 01:12:40 AM
Why do we have this topic when we need to keep posting in the 1,000 pages topic?
Good point, good point. Although it's 10,000 posts, I think.
the messed up mouse guard more.
Hmm?
(I for got a word.)
I do that too, sometimes. My thoughts get ahead of what I'm typing and words just disappear ;D
*Introduces the quick edit button.*
*Drops the PEOPLE'S ELBOW on the quick edit button.*
*The quick edit button shatters.*
....... . . . . .
*But it refused.*
Wah wah waaaaaaah :laugh:
I tried my best. *shrugs.*
The problem with the quick edit button is apostrophes.
Really?
Interesting.Why's that, I wonder?
Yeah, I still think that's probably accurate.
Russa Nodrey is awesome.
I can't help but agree, in both cases :laugh:
As in canon character and forum member? (just checking)
Yar indeed.
Sounds about right.
That was on page 42.
As was Corn's rant about hospital muffins.
/me eats muffin
*Lass also apparently uses superfluous tags.*
*Is happily eating half an avocado with a spoon*
. . .
./live.sh
Quote from: Booklover on April 08, 2020, 12:19:48 PM
As was Corn's rant about hospital muffins.
I ranted about hospital muffins? That sounds like something I would do. *thinks* August 2018? I think I vaguely remember this. That muffin really was horrible.
Found it. Y'know, in case you really cared.
Spoiler
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 26, 2018, 01:38:07 AM
I'm eating my chocolate chocolate chip muffin with a fork.
Also I'm salty because WHERE ARE THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS? Stupid hospital food. Also it's not very chocolate-y. I am well-versed in bad chocolate that tastes more like dirt than chocolate, as that happens a lot in the organic/all-natural/etc. world, but this really takes the cake. Or should I say muffin? I HAVE INDULGED IN A BAD-FOR-YOU TREAT AND IT IS TERRIBLE. This cost me 2.59? No. Just no. It's bad enough that I had to pick through the rest of the food I got to find the edible bits (my lunch consisted of several mild cheddar cheese cubes, five cherry tomatoes, a small handful of nasty cucumbers, a few disgusting grapes, some shredded cheese, and a lot of iceberg lettuce) and I was really looking forwards to this muffin. >_< I should have known. Yes I know that sounds like a lot but it really wasn't. Especially for me, the Bottomless Food Disposal. (Mini rant is over now)
TL;DR: Corn is mad at her disappointing muffin and other various food items.
I love reading BYU police reports
Yeah I went back and looked at it. :P I remember that muffin now, as well as the rest of that food, and it was truly awful.
Nasty.Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 10, 2020, 12:48:04 AM
I love reading BYU police reports
Oh?
Provo is one of the safest towns in the USA, so the crimes are sometimes ridiculous.
Quote from: BYU Police BeatFebruary – A 28 year old man was arrested and jailed for huffing air duster from cans he just stole from Office Depot in the back of a Hobby Lobby.
January - Orem Police Department is investigating thefts at Al's Sporting Goods at the Orem mall. Several teens stole several hydro flask bottles and Burt's Bees lip balms which total value was almost $200 dollars.
February – Three Orem Police Officers found five juveniles in the process of trying to steal several construction cones in their car. No charges were filed. Their parents were called and all cones were recovered and replaced.
Jan. 14 – A little bunny was located in the area of 900 West and 300 South.
:laugh:
There are some pretty great ones here: https://universe.byu.edu/2018/12/11/best-of-police-beat-2018-1-2/ (https://universe.byu.edu/2018/12/11/best-of-police-beat-2018-1-2/)
Some I especially like:
Quote from: BYU Police BeatApril 24 — A man was cited for shoplifting at Smith's when he tried to leave with a T-bone steak down his pants.
Oct. 25 — A woman at a local gas station attempted to steal $50 worth of donuts by hiding them in her handbag. When asked about what she was doing, she abandoned the donuts and left.
Oct. 1 — An officer responded to a report of two juvenile goats found fighting in the middle of 400 E. Center Street at 10 p.m. The officer detained the goats.
That's brilliant. ^-^
. . . I'm not sure which one is my favorite, honestly.
The goats, definitely.
At least they went far enough to specify "juvenile goats". It'd be a normal report if it just said "kids".
Last night we had a ceilidh on our deck for my mum's fortieth birthday. We danced for a couple of hours, had dinner and cake, let our food settle, then danced for another couple of hours. My uncle learnt how to spin from our relatives in Shetland, and he taught me. We went so fast, it was amazing.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 06:02:34 AM
Last night we had a ceilidh on our deck for my mum's fortieth birthday. We danced for a couple of hours, had dinner and cake, let our food settle, then danced for another couple of hours. My uncle learnt how to spin from our relatives in Shetland, and he taught me. We went so fast, it was amazing.
so that's what Teer was on about...
I was just scanning the index really quickly, and just as I scrolled down the newsbar changed... but since I was going so fast I read it as, "Congratulations to Rosie Willowater on her promotion to God!"
That.. is just brilliant.
HAH!
I know I am conceited, but not thaaaaaat much to think I could be God xD I'll be sure to ask him about a promotion when/if I meet him though. ;D
I was having a war with a peg... (I was trying to pick it up with my toes)
and I finely got it, but then I was like; well that was pointless, I could have just picked it up, but I said that aloud, and Mum said; "it's good practice for when if you get your arms chopped off."
Well, at least now you know what's coming. ^-^
What happens if you get your legs chopped off? Then you'll need your arms to be in practice for picking things up.
Bruce Bogtrotter
If you have any questions or suggestions for what to say about your life will never know if you want the same thing I want to know that the next few hours later and then he could come out for us that it doesn't look like you're always looking >
Yes, though I don't know why this made me feel like the cupboard is very intelligent and I don't think I can make it to the kitchen sink.
lettuce
I agree completely. :(
You are never going on the way you're not gonna is a very good thing you're not really active in my mind I wanna build your own way to help us get it done and then moved to it and then you get to see what you read.
VANDERDECKEN!!!!*Said in a choral chant.*
*Does a jig.*
*doesn't do a jig*
*Does a jig*
yis
*Does a jig with Russa.*
*doesn't*
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@Captain Wortshire, you like?
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on May 12, 2020, 03:31:17 AM
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Quote from: lass of something much on May 12, 2020, 03:34:08 AM
@Captain Wortshire, you like?
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on May 12, 2020, 03:31:17 AM
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(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AdmirableHappygoluckyCaribou-size_restricted.gif)
So, that's a yes?
POTATOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Mash 'em, boil 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
*yelps in pain*
Quote from: Booklover on May 13, 2020, 07:24:31 PM
Mash 'em, boil 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
It's actually boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. ;D
Wow, you're a whole nother level of nerd ;D
Quote from: Lady Amber on May 14, 2020, 06:01:12 AM
Quote from: Booklover on May 13, 2020, 07:24:31 PM
Mash 'em, boil 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
It's actually boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. ;D
Yeah, I realised that later.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CourteousIlliterateIndigobunting-max-1mb.gif)
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 13, 2020, 07:09:09 PM
POTATOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/2EQ7NCJZhI8iQ/source.gif)
Eat 'em!
SAO?
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Quote from: Verdauga on May 14, 2020, 11:01:10 PM
SAO?
Actually, 'tis Sasha Braus from Attack on Titan, aka Potato Girl. She's a country girl who loves food.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/89/c9/f7/89c9f7e55594219ffdf8a90170fdd37a.gif)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 14, 2020, 11:02:20 PM
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*runs away*
Quote from: Lady Amber on May 14, 2020, 06:01:12 AM
Quote from: Booklover on May 13, 2020, 07:24:31 PM
Mash 'em, boil 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
It's actually boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. ;D
Ahhhhhh, I
thought it seemed a little off.
Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on May 15, 2020, 12:59:15 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on May 14, 2020, 11:01:10 PM
SAO?
Actually, 'tis Sasha Braus from Attack on Titan, aka Potato Girl. She's a country girl who loves food.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/89/c9/f7/89c9f7e55594219ffdf8a90170fdd37a.gif)
Ah, thanks.
Ahhm..
Who *doesn't* like food, anyways?
*slowly puts paw up*
NANI
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/a079c945e1ce01bcaccbd6edcee8d305/tenor.gif?itemid=13894418)
*Raises right eyebrow in response.*
*Falls over*
My favourite meme ever.
Spoiler
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBJ-JG4UYAAd03z?format=png&name=small)
And a third? And a fourth?
Then there's elevensies... then lunch...
Then more lunch, then Verdie cake.
Yeah, the--WAITWAITWAITWHAT!?!?!?
Look vho'z back on ze forum again.
Jarky!
Let's not forget who the original yandere was.
Spoiler
(https://media.tenor.com/images/be28d5a10a04bdc781e789500b2bd8ce/tenor.gif)
Whoooooooooo?
I don't know. I've forgotten. (Not that I knew in the first place.)
Sally from Peanuts. Like, one of the oldest, longest-running comics out there. Charlie Brown, Snoopy, etc. . .
Why are you guys making me feel old, I'm 22.
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 16, 2020, 11:20:46 PM
Sally from Peanuts. Like, one of the oldest, longest-running comics out there. Charlie Brown, Snoopy, etc. . .
Why are you guys making me feel old, I'm 22.
*Desperately wants to @ a certain member at the word "old"*
Close.
Pretty sure Cairn is the physically oldest member on here at 67.
I too believe this...
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 17, 2020, 12:51:44 AM
Pretty sure Cairn is the physically oldest member on here at 67.
HAH!
Hehehe, that was awkward, eh?
Gluten.
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 16, 2020, 11:20:46 PM
Sally from Peanuts. Like, one of the oldest, longest-running comics out there. Charlie Brown, Snoopy, etc. . .
Why are you guys making me feel old, I'm 22.
If it helps, I watch it and read the comics.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/49fb5f09b4de48433669725e5caab54d/tenor.gif?itemid=16674730)
Just Because...
(http://readeroffictions.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gif-princess-bride-thats-wonderful.gif)
*tries to think of a rhyme for that*
Perhaps a word that sounds like a rat?
You know, if you ever get in touch with Rick Astley, and ever ask him to, he'd loan you every one of his Disney movies...
All but one.
He's never gonna give you Up.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/4324d537dbc06f422b34ae131c7b3e14/tenor.gif?itemid=7755460)
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 19, 2020, 04:11:56 AM
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That doesn't count!!!
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/770a831829ad28414c1375ff395292dd/tumblr_mlojor27La1s25q55o1_1280.gif)
WhAT dId you JusT SAYYYYY?
That's an old one.
But it's great.
Ace Virtueson
*instantly leaves the room*
WALLAH WALLAH WIMBO
BIM BAM BIMBO
WULLIAH WULLIAH WULLIAH WOOOOOOP!!!
Pudge Meekway
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 19, 2020, 02:48:08 PM
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If it had been in a
Spoiler
it may have counted, but it doesn't this time.
shisteer of nothing much
11:25:01 AM
Unknown Action
Spoiler
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I got a new job. At Macca's.
See
@Wylder Treejumper! We didn't kill Jukka!!!
I'm not dead. Yet. :P
I've only had two shifts (three hours each), and each time, I've been on drive-thru. This was terrifying. Fortunately, I have had a buddy there to show me the ropes at all times. Not so fortunately, on my next shift on Wednesday, I'm gonna be on drive-thru ALONE. I can always call for help, but that means someone will have to leave their station just to help me find a button or something and they won't be RIGHT THERE.
My funeral will be held next Wednesday and you're all invited. :P
Wyld blamed us kiwis... :P
Meanie.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/HSGk160YvoowM/source.gif)
YO DAWGS IMA SO BORED. CAN SOMEONE TAKE ME TO VEGAS.
No.
La La La La, La La La La, Elmo'z vorld...
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!!!!
Herman Smith
09:53:35 AM
Viewing Herman Smith's profile.
shisteer of nothing much
09:52:05 AM
Viewing shisteer of nothing much's profile.
Hehehe
Hah.
Hah?
Hahah?
Hehehehehehe*continues to chuckle nervously.*
HAHAaaahAHHHHAaahahhhhahhhhhAHHhhhh!!!!
So, if we broke the- ASHLEG'S HORDE!!!!!!!!!!
?
I was staying on topic... :P
Quote from: lass of something much on May 26, 2020, 08:58:15 PM
So, if we broke the- ASHLEG'S HORDE!!!!!!!!!!
...of flamingos! Wearing tuxedos!
No, you brainless lump of lard, this!:
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=8881.15
Mine is better.
No! Gmail!
Ymail.
Why female?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11490.0 Don't forget to review! ;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 27, 2020, 04:54:59 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on May 26, 2020, 08:58:15 PM
So, if we broke the- ASHLEG'S HORDE!!!!!!!!!!
...of flamingos! Wearing tuxedos!
And riding white horses and eating ripe bananas!
It was all a lie;`'`-
The cake is a lie.
The lie was a lie.
This sentence is a lie.
This topic is a lie.
Life is a lie.
That is a lie.
That is a truth.
I'm humble.
No person is perfect.
Well, I must humbly admit that I am, actually, perfect.
Incorrect.
I think that word might be incorrect. ;D
*Steals Booklovers tail and runs away giggling.*
*Tackles Kade* Oi!
*Stiff arms Seb as he tries to tackle the Otterbadger.* No thank you!
*thwacks Kade with a leek*
The same leek that the fish tank had?
*Throws BL's tail into a volcano.* Balance has been restored.
Oy! It's not even like there was a ring or anything on it!
*Flies away on a giant eagle.*
The eagles are going! The eagles are going! *passes out* Troll! In the dungeons! Thought you ought to know... *faints*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 02, 2020, 09:50:16 PM
*Flies away on a giant eagle.*
*follows on Whatitiri* *catches up* Hi.
X1
No.
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(http://tahitimush.wdfiles.com/local--files/character:thor/ThorFlying.gif)
*Flies up to Eb and Kade* What are you mortals doing up here?
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/31518ab4f03b12f85ee1ef71eaf99a9b/tenor.gif)
(Except Thor :P)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/05c15ce429d55418a300d8c2d0011128/tumblr_o5w0espIKV1rp0vkjo1_500.gif)
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
HA! Ztar Varz Ze Auld Republic beatz AV o' zoze!!!
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AchingEcstaticCoati-size_restricted.gif)
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-30-2017/5S2r0H.gif)
*Flies up on a roc.*
I feel like most people have forgotten about these guys.
*rocket-jumps onto Whatiri`s wing*
What's up?
*Waves* Oh, nothing much. What is up with you?
Just chilling.
Cool, cool.
Where's MY HAT!!!!! >:(
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 10, 2020, 02:35:24 AM
*rocket-jumps onto Whatiri`s wing*
What's up?
Nothing. *Whatitiri screams* He says: If you want to ride me, can you please sit/stand on my body, not my wing? It's significantly harder to fly smoothly with a wildcat perched on ones wing.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 10, 2020, 02:35:24 AM
*rocket-jumps onto Whatiri`s wing*
What's up?
Rocket cancelling is way better than rocket jumping :laugh:
Also, missiles.
You just don't understand.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/89/37/e8/8937e8311f5abcf3c8dae71588fdd80e.jpg)
WHY WOULD YOU!??! HOW DARE YOU!!!!
Where has
@Verdauga been?
IN ZE VOIDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not entirely wrong.
Verdie!!!!!!! *hugs*
You might not want to hug somebody covered in sweat, but okay.
What's going on?
Oh yeah, you missed the drama. Seborg is trying to take over the forum with order and he's turning everybeast else into cyborgs. Your wife has sided with him, and Nerek has returned.
And your "wife" confirmed that she doesn't need you...
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/2cadefd0bb4e27d060ea09852ce1499e/tenor.gif?itemid=7349782)
Spoiler
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Ah. . . Yeah. . . Um. . .
I gotta do somethin' about that....
CORNDAUGA!
Oui.
There is no way to describe the sheer NO I'm channeling at you right now.
:giggle:
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 25, 2020, 09:01:48 PM
And your "wife" confirmed that she doesn't need you...
No?
Has she confirmed that?
Na, she said she doesn't need fiends, but that's because she's a slave now and must do and say as she told...
Pickles are pretty good.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 25, 2020, 08:53:05 PM
Oh yeah, you missed the drama. Seborg is trying to take over the forum with order and he's turning everybeast else into cyborgs. Your wife has sided with him, and Nerek has returned.
Pretty much. :laugh:
Yeah, I might need to get an alt-persona.
(And then it should be turned into a cyborg! :laugh:)
:o(What? No!)
(Come on, it'll be fun! That, or you could have an alt-persona, and your regular self is turned into a Order-seeking cyborg.)
I don't have an alternate personality.
Not that I know of, anyway.
*Munch, crunch, nom, snack, crack, chomp*
I'M NOT CRYING!!!
*Pats Lass on the head* Is there some way I can help?
^Ditto
I-I-I'm really n-not crying!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 30, 2020, 02:35:01 AM
I don't have an alternate personality.
Not that I know of, anyway.
I thought Lass was your alternate personality.
Well, you thought wrong.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 31, 2020, 04:27:45 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 30, 2020, 02:35:01 AM
I don't have an alternate personality.
Not that I know of, anyway.
I thought Lass was your alternate personality.
HAH!
*covers face to hide the tears*
*Doesn't feel in the position to hug Lass* 😔
I'm- *sob* Not crying!!
*Sighs*
*hides in a box*
*The urge is stronk*
*The box is now soggy*
*Succumbes to the urge. Walks over to Lass* You okay in there?
I-I'm fiine.......Totally fi- *sob* fine!
No you not!
W-what do y-you mean?
Just come out of that box first!
*cries*
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.rGY4a9VfIRUAqQY-ZEHY-gHaEA?pid=Api&rs=1)
*floats around, still sobbing*
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Everybeazt needz tae vatch ze zhov Primeval!!!
(https://i.gifer.com/DtHE.gif)
HAH he died.
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/277109289250848769/745874654379638794/Dead_Lass.png)
*An anomaly appearz*
(https://i.gifer.com/MKUH.gif)
*Hilds open a portal for the lizard thing to jump into.*
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/e/ef/Yamata_no_Orochi_first_summoned_by_Yu.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111119001704)
*hides away*
*Spits in salad bowl*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 23, 2020, 09:27:21 PM
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Iz zat from
Shaman King?
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>.>
<.<
*Eats salad*
*sob*
*Le tackle*
*Av o' ze doorz und vindovz open und blobz o' mud begin flyin' in und zplatterin' on everybeazt* Zere gae zoze mizchieviouz local zpiritz again...
Did someone mention BLOB?
Nae zat blob. Blobz o' mud. *Getz 'it in ze face viz mud* Ach...
Oh. Meh.
*Plays in mud*
*Makes a mud ball*
*Looks around*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 23, 2020, 10:45:16 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 23, 2020, 09:27:21 PM
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Iz zat from Shaman King?
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Persona, Yamata-no-Orochi
*Dunks Wort in mud*
*leaves the room*
*Ze zpiritz grab Lass up, bring 'er back intae ze room, drop 'er, und zen drop zome mud on 'er*
*Is currently a ghost, and thus unaffected by the mud*
Ghoztz are zrovin' ze mud, zae it daez affect ghoztz, taae. *Dodgez anozer mudbav*
*something emerges from the mud...*
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*The mud swallows up something*
*It's a penny.*
*More mud fliez in trough ze vindovz*
*Begins licking mud*
Ew
*Mud begins licking Kade*
*Promptly runs away.*
*promptly squeaks, dashes after and tackle-hugs Kade* You're back!
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Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 25, 2020, 06:21:55 AM
*promptly squeaks, dashes after and tackle-hugs Kade* You're back!
*Is tackle-hugged.* No, I'm Kade! Has it been so long that you've forgotten my name?
.... That's an oof.
Thanks, I try ^_^
O.O You're welcome?
*Sighs.* No, I'm Kade!
K. A. D. E.
Kade!
Hi K.A.D.E.!
^_^ Hullo!
Ance upon a toime zere vaz an Onion...
And the Onion made everyone cry...
Country roooooooooads...
Take me hoooooooooooome...
To the plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace...
I beloooooooong!
West Virginia!
*Waltzes up in some power armor and blows Seb away with a triple charged laser musket.*
(You don't like that song? *Le gasp* I... I thought you were better than that.)
*Walks up to Kade and snaps his musket...
..using my thumb*
I don't mind the song, it just reminded me of Fallout 76. *Shrugs.*
Ah, I see. *Drops broken musket*
Mums are so wonderful. My mum just said "We don't have seven girls! ... Oh yeah, we do. Nevermind."
Ach...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 25, 2020, 04:27:18 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 25, 2020, 06:21:55 AM
*promptly squeaks, dashes after and tackle-hugs Kade* You're back!
*Is tackle-hugged.* No, I'm Kade! Has it been so long that you've forgotten my name?
-_-
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 26, 2020, 03:00:40 AM
Mums are so wonderful. My mum just said "We don't have seven girls! ... Oh yeah, we do. Nevermind."
XD :laugh:
Another random thing: Dyslexia is caused by being a demigod.
Oh?
Deru said it, so it must be true.
I'll tell the captain. He will be most pleased, methinks.
I'm so haaaappppyyyyyyy...Really haaaapppppyyyyyyy....Soooo happpyyyyy....Not unhaaaaapppyyyy
That's good.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 26, 2020, 07:55:57 AM
I'll tell the captain. He will be most pleased, methinks.
Yes indeed. All people with dyslexia are now demigods.
Indeed. 'Tis a reference to Percy Jackson...which I have not read.
Hehe...It's fine...Everything's fine....We're fine...I'm fine....Nothing isn't fine... :)
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Haha.........
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 26, 2020, 12:32:18 PM
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Yeah, well, YOUR FACE. ^-^
Quote from: lass of something much on August 26, 2020, 12:21:06 PM
Hehe...It's fine...Everything's fine....We're fine...I'm fine....Nothing isn't fine... :)
*hums 'Everything Is Awesome'*
*chains myself to the tree root at the bottom of the river*
I'm a tree root!
o.o
Heh!
*becomes a water spirit *
I am one with the tree!
That's lovely, dear.
Dear? *Raises eyebrow*
*Blushes and hides away to die of embarrassment*
Not sure if there are underwater bushes...
...Bushes?
I'm an idiot! 😆
.......Hai?
Goodnoon!
Um....Isn't it really late over there?
Good after evening then!
*Laughs* Man, this is why I love you XD
Because of my idiocy?
No. :giggle:
Why then?
Because you're cute, funny, sweet, and smart, no matter how much you may deny it! 😎
......😶......
*Just realized Ebby is never going to stop smirking at me now....*
She won't look here......Right?
I....Think she will...Let's hide it in the depths of the cellars...
Sooo....How will we do that?
I don't know, my tablet is running out of charge...It's at 6%.....
Ok.....
Mm....I'm gonna keep using it anyway..
Heh! I do that too!
Eyyy! *high-fives*
*Takes the five to the face*
O.o
*I prefer it that way!*
:o
"Rubs head^
NO NUKABABE!!!!!!!!!
Is this because my weird replacing of these things**?
Naw, I just said the first word I saw
Ooh! Ok!
My ribs feel bruised and I don't know why...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 26, 2020, 07:42:29 AM
Another random thing: Dyslexia is caused by being a demigod.
Well, in the PJO'verse, and as far as I can remember it's only most Greek and Roman demigods with dyslexia (and ADHD). I don't think the Norse ones do. Being a demigod can cause dyslexia, but not all dyslexic people are demigods.
The PJ movies sux...
So I've heard. That's why I've never watched them.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 28, 2020, 01:46:48 PM
The PJ movies sux...
Hey, the LOTR movies are good at least! Sure, King Kong was a bit of a letdown, and maybe The Hobbit didn't need to be broken up into three movies, but still!
"Maybe" Ze Hobbit didnae need tae be broken up intae zree moviez?! Zey did zat 'ole zin' fer commercial gainz! Zey could very eazily 'ave made vone Ze Hobbit movie und kept tae ze book!
Hey now, I was trying to be diplomatic :giggle:
Und? Ve zhould ztart a var tae get zem tae make a Ze Hobbit movie zat keepz tae ze original ztory! (Nyet, juzt jozhin' aboot zat!)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 28, 2020, 08:30:28 PM
"Maybe" Ze Hobbit didnae need tae be broken up intae zree moviez?! Zey did zat 'ole zin' fer commercial gainz! Zey could very eazily 'ave made vone Ze Hobbit movie und kept tae ze book!
One movie might be a stretch. I would say Two Max.
*Pointz at ze animated vone, vhich zuccezzfully did it*
Not really nitpicking, but they were kind of missing Beorn...
I thought we buried that! Guess I was wrong......Don't. Tell. Seb.
I make no promises. >:D
*Embarrassment*
Oh hush. You and Lass are adorable.
Geh.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 30, 2020, 04:36:20 AM
I thought we buried that! Guess I was wrong......Don't. Tell. Seb.
Pish posh, my dear lad, I see everything. ^-^
McLass is cute!
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 29, 2020, 12:47:12 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 28, 2020, 08:30:28 PM
"Maybe" Ze Hobbit didnae need tae be broken up intae zree moviez?! Zey did zat 'ole zin' fer commercial gainz! Zey could very eazily 'ave made vone Ze Hobbit movie und kept tae ze book!
One movie might be a stretch. I would say Two Max.
Two would've maybe been better than one, imo. I personally like the three films. But I'll admit that they made some of the fight scenes a bit too long than they needed to. *Shrugs* It really depends on the viewer, though.
Also,
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Ah actually 'ave only zeen ze firzt tva vonez. Zree vaz definitely ztretchin' it vay taae far.
Honestly, in my opinion, the Hobbit films are actually better to watch when they're all Extended Editions. I feel like they shaved off some rather important stuff from the non-extended editions and replaced it with fluff. :P
Let uz play a card game. Toime tae cut ze cardz!
(https://i.gifer.com/7XpG.gif)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 31, 2020, 12:22:00 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 30, 2020, 04:36:20 AM
I thought we buried that! Guess I was wrong......Don't. Tell. Seb.
Pish posh, my dear lad, I see everything. ^-^
McLass is cute!
NYEH!
*hides behind Scott to slowly die of embarrassment*
So adorbs
Indeed. McLass is very cute.
I saw a man holding a sign by the road today. Not sure if he was homeless or not, but the sign read "Will trade mother in law for a meal."
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 05, 2020, 04:11:17 AM
I saw a man holding a sign by the road today. Not sure if he was homeless or not, but the sign read "Will trade mother in law for a meal."
. . . . I wouldn't be taking any mother in laws for a meal.
Lol.
Zey dinnae zpecify vot zort o' meal, zough. Fer av zey ken, ye could give ze zpam, moldy bread, und vater. Ach... *Hovlz*
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Yours truly, lol^
Hah! So I'm no one?
Of course not! You're just no one important ;D
*slaps Seb*
What did Seb do?
*Points at the thread name*
...oh.
Also I wanted to. ;D
Wik
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 06, 2020, 04:32:14 AM
Hah! So I'm no one?
:laugh: I see what you did there.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 06, 2020, 05:03:04 AM
Of course not! You're just no one important ;D
*Le gaspeth* Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!
Quote from: lass of something much on September 06, 2020, 06:29:18 AM
Also I wanted to. ;D
Lol. Yeah. I'm pretty fun to abuse, aren't I.
Waka Waka Waka.
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Waka Wika Waka.
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Waka Waka Ve LOCKED ZE Topic Waka.
Whooooooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooo!
Hey, it's Nora Karr from Las Vegas Storage Units' birthday today. I wonder when she'll share those storage secrets.
@Karra
Guest 11:23:42 AM Viewing the topic The Wedding of McLass.
...O.O
*borrows Scott's gun and shoots that guest to the death all the way.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 10, 2020, 05:17:30 AM
Hey, it's Nora Karr from Las Vegas Storage Units' birthday today. I wonder when she'll share those storage secrets.
@Karra
To quote you, "Bruh"
Bro.
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*Laughs* :laugh:
Quote from: lass of something much on September 10, 2020, 09:36:53 PM
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^ me in a bad mood.
Hey, cougars are my animal.
Sorry, of course they are! All yours. *hastily back away*
O.O
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 11, 2020, 05:26:43 AM
Hey, cougars are my animal.
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Well, technically they're mine since I'm the Emperor of the Forum. But I'll let him take care of them. ;D
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Yes! Except our remote never has a chance to get lost because it's always returned to its 'right place'. ^-^
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Spoiler
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Hah! :laugh:
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*Dies of kawaii overload.*
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That went from cute to terrifying real quick. :P
XD
I want to make a meme with this...
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*Beginz takin' picturez*
He was objecting, but thought better of it.
Quote from: lass of something much on September 12, 2020, 12:49:03 AM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 12, 2020, 12:51:58 AM
*Dies of kawaii overload.*
Now you see why I want one!!! Somebeast revive the Scout Camp thread, please.
*EVIL lAUGHTEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR*
*Steals all the kawaii* :)
(What even is kawaii?)
(Those fox things, I think)
(Oh.)
Mwhahahahaha! *Ghost Seb dances a little dance dancingly*
*murders ghost Seb with a morgal blade*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 12, 2020, 09:11:06 PM
(What even is kawaii?)
*Pokes head out of the fridge* It means cute in Japanese.
^
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 12, 2020, 09:01:16 PM
He was objecting, but thought better of it.
No, I was going to make a comment, but thought better of it. :)
EDIT
DANG IT, sorry for the double post. I'm a dumb dumb.
Yup, you missed my post.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 12, 2020, 09:07:57 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 12, 2020, 12:49:03 AM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 12, 2020, 12:51:58 AM
*Dies of kawaii overload.*
Now you see why I want one!!! Somebeast revive the Scout Camp thread, please.
*slaps Seb*
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=8414.msg840154#msg840154
Vater iz vet, Oh vater iz vet, 'ov much vetter could vater get? Nae any vetter at av Ah bet, Oh vater- iz- vet. Iznae ziz fun?
god of death: So, anyway, how was your week?
goddess of life: These stupid humans! When you aren't going after them, they're running to you! Why does keeping them alive have to be so hard!?
god of death: I dunno, I'm pretty chill around 'em, so it isn't too hard. Of course, they're scared of me--
goddess of life: Of course they are! Who's going to be scared of living!?
god of death: ... true...
Yes, you ate, that is bingo.
Existence is pain.
Random.
Happy BIRTHDay!!!!!
Thanks.
Wait, really?
Happy Birthday!
My happens to be broken....
I'm on Kolman's computer right now... >:D
GO ON DISCORD!!!!!
AND VOICE CHAT TEER!
I STRONGLY THIRD THIS SENTIMENT.
Todays a good day to sit at home and watch the rain.
Too bad I'm at work.
Tragedy.
You just don't understand.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 28, 2020, 01:36:02 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 28, 2020, 02:27:36 AM
GO ON DISCORD!!!!!
No.Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 28, 2020, 05:15:05 AM
AND VOICE CHAT TEER!
More No.Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 28, 2020, 05:32:35 AM
I STRONGLY THIRD THIS SENTIMENT.
If I had the internet, I'd care. Anyway, I'm off now.
But whhhyyy...Kolman has discord, so you don't even need to make an account :(
Ah vaz able tae get a picture o' ze moon! Ve langer focal-lenz on me camera vorkz! Major!
Quote from: lass of something much on September 29, 2020, 02:25:23 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on September 28, 2020, 01:36:02 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 28, 2020, 02:27:36 AM
GO ON DISCORD!!!!!
No.Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 28, 2020, 05:15:05 AM
AND VOICE CHAT TEER!
More No.Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 28, 2020, 05:32:35 AM
I STRONGLY THIRD THIS SENTIMENT.
If I had the internet, I'd care. Anyway, I'm off now.
But whhhyyy...Kolman has discord, so you don't even need to make an account :(
I also have an account. My siblings persuaded me to get one. However, when Kolman chatted with you guys, he was overseas, and had better internet than we have here.
Quote2 guests, 1 member, and 0 beavers active in the past 15 minutes
*Zeez ziz on ze Ruddaring tezt forum*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 29, 2020, 01:41:28 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 29, 2020, 02:25:23 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on September 28, 2020, 01:36:02 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 28, 2020, 02:27:36 AM
GO ON DISCORD!!!!!
No.Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 28, 2020, 05:15:05 AM
AND VOICE CHAT TEER!
More No.Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 28, 2020, 05:32:35 AM
I STRONGLY THIRD THIS SENTIMENT.
If I had the internet, I'd care. Anyway, I'm off now.
But whhhyyy...Kolman has discord, so you don't even need to make an account :(
I also have an account. My siblings persuaded me to get one. However, when Kolman chatted with you guys, he was overseas, and had better internet than we have here.
Oh...You should join the forum discord! :3
I got Lass' profile pic confused with Scott's. XD
At first I thought it was Teer, then Scott, then Lass.
It's confusing, for sure.
You could just, like, read the name DIRECTLY ABOVE THE PROFILE PICTURE.
Vone Onion tae zpool zem av, vone Onion tae moind zem, Vone Onion tae fling zem av, und in ze blender groind zem.
*applauds*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 02, 2020, 01:40:35 AM
You could just, like, read the name DIRECTLY ABOVE THE PROFILE PICTURE.
*Scoffs.* Reading is for NERDS
Thank you.
I don't even know what you just wrote!
I pity your nerdomless existence.
Look, I can make squiggles too!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 02:13:57 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 02, 2020, 01:40:35 AM
You could just, like, read the name DIRECTLY ABOVE THE PROFILE PICTURE.
*Scoffs.* Reading is for NERDS
Father, nooooooooo! Don't embarrass me in front of my friends!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 02, 2020, 04:20:31 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 02:13:57 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 02, 2020, 01:40:35 AM
You could just, like, read the name DIRECTLY ABOVE THE PROFILE PICTURE.
*Scoffs.* Reading is for NERDS
Father, nooooooooo! Don't embarrass me in front of my friends!
Why am I thinking about Bread Boys right now?
Dunno, but I'm sure it's awesome. ^-^
*Hides Kade in a closet*
htt
Heh, reminds me of the good old days.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 02, 2020, 04:31:27 AM
Dunno, but I'm sure it's awesome. ^-^
*Hides Kade in a closet*
*Whispers from the other side of the closet door.* Seb was still wetting his bed up 'till last year.
I remember that!
The Skarzs 03:22:34 AM Viewing the topic lass's standard Art.
O.O
Skarzsles is wise.
He's also a amazing artist and I only draw dumb cartoonys that are a disgrace to art its self! It's an embarrassment!
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....What?
Lass, you're a great artist, you know it, and I'll not tolerate any self-doubt. It's getting old.
Verdie, it isn't self doubt, it's being nervous about one of the best artists on the forum looking at my drawings. I don't doubt myself, I know my limits. There's a difference.
. . .WHHY are you nervous?
Quote from: lass of something much on October 03, 2020, 09:52:55 AM
He's a amazing artist and I only draw dumb cartoonys that are a disgrace to art its self!
Smells like self-doubt to me.
You know there's different styles of art, right? Cartoonish and realistic are two very different styles, but that doesn't mean they're not both art or that one is better than the other. A lot of people who can draw realistically can't draw cartoonishly very well and vice versa. So no, cartoon styled art is not a disgrace to "Art itself".
"Art" is such a broad term that can't be pinned down to one definition anyway. You can't compare different styles, nor should you. I really love your cartoonish style, and Skarzs's style.
^ What she said.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 03, 2020, 11:02:56 PM
Smells like self-doubt to me.
I'm not doubting myself! I'm doubting my so called art!
I mean, if you think your art is doubtful, you'd probably scream after seeing mine. :laugh:
Or mine.
Now that, I have no knowledge of, so. :P
I have some sketches posted in my exhibition topic.
Oh. I should check those out, then.
Go ahead. I shpuld finish with my current story so I can post it.
I checked out the art! I would say that you are a better artist than I, though, tbh, I don't think of myself as an artist, so take that as you will. :laugh: I did like the pics, though!
Thanks! Though I should draw more. I want to be able to draft schematics at some point.
Ah, cool. Practice is always a good idea.
Muffins.
Ugh.
Pencil.
(You should post your drawings.)
Sharpie pens.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 04, 2020, 07:16:07 PM
(You should post your drawings.)
(I literally don't have drawings, lol)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 04, 2020, 06:38:05 PM
I mean, if you think your art is doubtful, you'd probably scream after seeing mine. :laugh:
I most liiikely wooouldn't, but hey. Ya never know.
YOUR FAAAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEE
Is full of pimples....I know...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 30, 2020, 02:37:19 AM
Quote2 guests, 1 member, and 0 beavers active in the past 15 minutes
*Zeez ziz on ze Ruddaring tezt forum*
The beavers. o_o
Noooot cool....
Why not?
Pimples suck...
Techinically they pop, but whatever.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 06, 2020, 07:29:56 PM
Pimples suck...
Still cool....And even cooler if you put ice on 'em!
........................................-_-
You do realize most of us here have zits, right?
Sooooo?
So calm down about it.
*Sees a figure in the distance and glares at him.*
Quote from: Verdauga on October 06, 2020, 07:35:42 PM
You do realize most of us here have zits, right?
......Zits?
That's what some people call pimples...
Yeeaahh....I googled...
Dr. Pimple Popper.
DIIIIIIIIIISSSSCCCOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD!!!!!
I can sow discord if you want....
Nah, it's just not opening, which is making me sad...
Ah.
There are several people on now.
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BUUUUUUUMI
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGRLARHAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEGHAOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
*Hiccups*
Rubber sleeves!
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So, cream puffs?
Puffins?
Blundering idiots?
I like that last one. :laugh:
I am that last one...
You're not wrong...
;D FINALLY!
=_=
...I will never have enough coffee for this...
*'andz Verdauga zome extreme-zugar pillz viz enough caffeine und zugar tae keep a ztar zhoinin' fer 3 Million eternitiez*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 06, 2020, 10:04:43 PM
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Oh man, I need to watch Tangled again. :laugh:
You should. :laugh:
Quote from: lass of something much on October 06, 2020, 10:22:50 PM
So, cream puffs?
Puffins?
Blundering idiots?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 06, 2020, 10:26:46 PM
I like that last one. :laugh:
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 06, 2020, 11:23:41 PM
I am that last one...
Quote from: lass of something much on October 06, 2020, 11:36:25 PM
You're not wrong...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 07, 2020, 12:57:19 AM
;D FINALLY!
>.> <.< I was referring to me. Y'all can't steal my glory. :P
Quote from: Verdauga on October 07, 2020, 12:58:44 AM
=_=
...I will never have enough coffee for this...
Try caffeine pills. You can ingest more of them and get more caffeine or of them than you can out of coffee.
*Drinks coffee out of a large cup.*
I didn't say I'll never have enough caffeine.
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I made a cake today, but it was kinda bleh.
Feetplats.
Heh, caffine...
I prefer tea...
*sips cup of black tea with oil of bergamot*Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 08, 2020, 08:02:16 AM
I made a cake today, but it was kinda bleh.
In what kind of bleh?
Stodgy? Or just dry?
Coffee ....and....cake...
Coffee cake!
I love baking coffee cake...
I should trying making one sometime.
*Takez Verdauga'z cup o' coffee und pourz it o'er a fruitcake* Zere ye gae- A coffee cake!
*Drinks coffee floating in the air.*
Suuuuuuuure.
What? HIAG took my cup!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 09, 2020, 02:35:15 AM
*Takez Verdauga'z cup o' coffee und pourz it o'er a fruitcake* Zere ye gae- A coffee cake!
See? What else Was I supposed to drink it out of?
Quote from: Verdauga on October 09, 2020, 12:33:04 PM
*Drinks coffee floating in the air.*
Wait, is the coffee floating in the air, or are you? Or both?
Yes.
@PanopticEmu Hello. I have spoken.
Hello👋
SCRRRREEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCHHHHHHH
Gluten free.
Yes.
::)
*Is oh so tired.*
Aren't we all?
SHOW YOURSELF SON OF A FOOTBALL TEAM!!!!
Me?
Are you?......
Brother. Father. Unofficially officially adopted sisters.
Sleep?
Yes. If you are tired, you should sleep.
It's only like... 12:07 AM.
Nope, it's 6:08 P.M.
See? Even better. Definitely not sleeping hours.
It will be in, say, three hours.
Oof. Kinda late, but I guess it's possible.
I'm a glutton for gluten.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 13, 2020, 06:01:44 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 12, 2020, 02:52:28 PM
*Is oh so tired.*
I have a solution.Spoiler
I was at work when I posted that :giggle: I don't think they'd take kindly to me sleeping on the job.
:D
*Slides down waterslide and lands in a pool filled with squashed bananas*
Make me a banana smoothie while your down there😋
Nyeh!
*Throws blobs of banana at everyone*
Ahhhhhh *runs away*
*Slips on banana peel*
O.O
You okay? *Feeds Evie an all-healing and insanely powerful banana pie*
(Also, we usually aren't allowed to double post. Just thought I'd give ya a head's up. ;))
*is healed*
Hehe oops :giggle: Ok
^-^
*Swims about in the bananas*
*Hides a banana bomb amongst the regular bananas.*
*Is eating bananas*
*Sees the cleverly hidden bomb*
Ooh!
*Throws it at Kreg's hydrant*
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TemptingDenseAcouchi-max-1mb.gif)
*Goes flying*
Have fun! We'll see you when you get back.
I'm leaving on a jet plaaaaaaane! Don't know when I'll be back agaaaaain!
Lol! Nice😏
^-^
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 14, 2020, 06:22:29 PM
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Goodness! Are you okay, robot guy!?
I hope so...
Hold up... Did the robot guy blow up? I thought that was his bomb.
I DON'T KNOW!!!!!
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/Ls70iIj3gEy5y/giphy.gif)
MORE LOKI. NOW.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/a1e589e4635258f3fedbf76518ba9b0a/tenor.gif?itemid=7732803)
*giggles*
Lol.
*Curtains come flying in*
Thank you.
Edit.:
I have 400 PMs. Just saying for the sake of randomness.
651!!!!!!
I have three dollars.
Noice.
I know! It only took me 70 years! I'm gonna start a bank account when I head into town!
Lol.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 15, 2020, 05:01:23 AM
Lol.
*Curtains come flying in*
*Zetz fire tae ze curtainz, zen hovlz*
If ever I'm attacked by malevolent curtains, I know whom to call.
....Dibs?
*Finger guns* Eyyyy. I see what you did there.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 15, 2020, 11:54:46 PM
If ever I'm attacked by malevolent curtains, I know whom to call.
Ghostbu- oh, I see what you mean. Nevermind.
Yep. The A-Team.
*applauds long and loud*
There are more, but you don't get to see 'em. >:D
*Casts 'em into the fire*
Wait. I don't see anything.
*Cackles evily*
*Ze pepperpotz appear und begin commentin' on it*
Hello, pepperpotz.
Hello, pepperpotz. I'm your face. ^-^
. . .Come again?
Thankee, kind sir.
No problem ^-^
So, how have you been, kind sir?
Eh, to put it simply.
Oof.
*Begins making a bowl of mashed potatoes*
Boil 'em.
Stick 'em in a stew.
Add some herbs on 'em.
How do you pronounce it: herbs or herbs?
H'erbs. Pronouns'd wi' an "H" in hare dyelec'.
Strictly speaking, none of the aitches at the beginning of English words should be pronounced. 'A horse' should be 'an 'orse'; 'an 'ouse' and so forth.
That doesn't stop me from saying them though. :P
Strictly speaking according to who?
My uncle and grandfather; the former speaks at least five languages fairly fluently and the latter is incredible pedantic about correct grammar, spelling and pronunciation. I don't think it's a big deal, but I was just repeating what they told me.
'Ow interesting.
Very, JOICE
Yes, I agree.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 31, 2020, 02:34:44 AM
OOC: Ehh I don't wear shoes.
"The current record of one week has been changed to one week and five days!"
(applause)
*Scott looked into Lass's eyes they seemed to change color probably because of her shapeshifting.*
*Ze pepperpotz zquavk, und zen ztart dizcuzzin' grammar excitedly, along viz dead Crabz*
.... Dead crabs?
YOUR FACE IS A DEAD CRAB!!!!!
*Le gasp*
*Gathp*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 25, 2020, 01:42:28 AM
.... Dead crabs?
Aye, az oppozed tae Whizzo butter, vhich zey cannae tell ze difference betvixt. Ach..
*Builds castle*
*Summons the
@MathLuk*
What now?
It worked! :o :o :o
Hey, Mathluk!
MOUSE ATTACK!!!!
*screams*
...
...
Oh wait, I'm a cat. Heh, nevermind.
Don't underestimate me.
*Ze pepperpotz zquavk again*
*Sits down on a throne in my freshly built castle*
Hiag, my lad. *Points to curtains* Could you dispose of those?
*Bows down at Sebias's footpaws*
*Knocks over Seb's "throne" (a.k.a. the bean bag chair I bought him last Christmas)* Don't bow to this young'un, Lass.
*Infant Ebby(how did she get here?! Oh well) squeaks excitedly and dives into the beanbag*
*Puts on a filthy boot. Uses said boot to kick Kade into next week*
*Takes off fancy crown and sets it aside for my dinner hat*
O.O
Now, what should I have prepared for dinner? Any suggestions?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 30, 2020, 04:31:29 AM
*Sits down on a throne in my freshly built castle*
Hiag, my lad. *Points to curtains* Could you dispose of those?
Ach, firzt zin'z firzt, zough... *Zetz fire tae Sebias' 'air,
zen ze curtainz*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 31, 2020, 07:27:42 AM
Now, what should I have prepared for dinner? Any suggestions?
Arby's.
Ten pages since I posted last.
HERE I STAAAAAAANNNNDDDDDDLY PIIINNNNEESSSSSS! STANFORD! BPLLLAAAAA
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 01, 2020, 08:30:33 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 30, 2020, 04:31:29 AM
*Sits down on a throne in my freshly built castle*
Hiag, my lad. *Points to curtains* Could you dispose of those?
Ach, firzt zin'z firzt, zough... *Zetz fire tae Sebias' 'air, zen ze curtainz*
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.TXlfKp4phNOYb3_-jiiS9AHaEK?pid=Api&rs=1)
tots fam
tater tots fam
bruh
*Crashes in through a wall.* TATER TOTS?!?!
Aye, and mushroom taters at that.
Seeing Christmas stuff everywhere in late spring is slightly strange.
Is it just me who can recite the Lion King script forwards, backwards and in 3 different langauges?
Yes.
OK got it.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 07, 2020, 11:20:44 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 01, 2020, 08:30:33 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 30, 2020, 04:31:29 AM
*Sits down on a throne in my freshly built castle*
Hiag, my lad. *Points to curtains* Could you dispose of those?
Ach, firzt zin'z firzt, zough... *Zetz fire tae Sebias' 'air, zen ze curtainz*
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.TXlfKp4phNOYb3_-jiiS9AHaEK?pid=Api&rs=1)
Out of curiosity, what'd you expect?
I was scrolling through this and just see Mike Wazowski Meme Face.
Sheev inadvertently threw a handful of wet sand directly into my mouth.
Are you sure it was inadvertent?
He makes a good point.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 20, 2020, 10:10:30 AM
Sheev inadvertently threw a handful of wet sand directly into my mouth.
Oh. I accidentally got some in his eye went we were there.
^Heh! He probably deserved it. ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 20, 2020, 02:39:01 PM
Are you sure it was inadvertent?
Sort of. It was pretty funny. ;D
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 12, 2020, 03:13:19 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 07, 2020, 11:20:44 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 01, 2020, 08:30:33 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 30, 2020, 04:31:29 AM
*Sits down on a throne in my freshly built castle*
Hiag, my lad. *Points to curtains* Could you dispose of those?
Ach, firzt zin'z firzt, zough... *Zetz fire tae Sebias' 'air, zen ze curtainz*
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.TXlfKp4phNOYb3_-jiiS9AHaEK?pid=Api&rs=1)
Out of curiosity, what'd you expect?
Well, not for my lovely hair to get toasted. >.>
I go to bed early like a good chook. All the time.
I go to bed late like a bad chook.
I go to bed not too late... then stay up reading.
XD
Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving!
*SPIRITS OF THE NORDALISH CULT APPROACH* *DUNG BEETLES FOLLOW*
I ASSUME YOU ALL ARE AWARE OF THIS, BUT... Everyone belongs to me. :)
Sure they do, kid. ::)
I want to post, but I don't want to double-post...
*Gives Verdauga the sly-eye* *Pats Verdie's little head* :giggle:
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 27, 2020, 12:17:03 AM
*SPIRITS OF THE NORDALISH CULT APPROACH* *DUNG BEETLES FOLLOW*
I ASSUME YOU ALL ARE AWARE OF THIS, BUT... Everyone belongs to me. :)
...No?
Are you denying my right to rule? :(
No, I'm just questioning the statement that we belong to you.
Ooohh. Gotcha! ;)
So...you going to answer?
Well, this is inconvenient.
Mmm?
Belonging to people is inconvenient.
*Pats Ebby's head and glares evily at Teer and Verdie's ashes*
*ears flatten* Hey! That's not very loving.
They weren't either. ^-^ *Dusts off ashes and sits on throne* I've been fair to you, girl. Now I give you a choice. Join me, or end up like your friends* :)
*tail lashes angrily* I have a name, you know.
Pfft. *Waddles up to Sheev and fries him with a lightning bolt* When there is evil, good will always rise against it.
*Takes some good orange juice and dumps it on Sheev's remains* Alas, he was a fine chook... A pity he was but a pawn in yet a greater game.
Eh. He could promote to a queen (or a rook, knight or bishop).
I'm afraid it was simply his destiny to remain as he was.
But look, a dove.
*Waddles after dove*
*mentally goes through animals that waddle* I hope you aren't a duck.
Also, goodnight. I have a history essay to write to tomorrow, church, and probably other homework on top of that.
Ah, fair enough. See ya!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 28, 2020, 09:09:12 PM
Pfft. *Waddles up to Sheev and fries him with a lightning bolt* When there is evil, good will always rise against it.
*Takes some good orange juice and dumps it on Sheev's remains* Alas, he was a fine chook... A pity he was but a pawn in yet a greater game.
...Unnecessary violence, much.
Yeah, the orange juice part went a little too far.
Next toime try Lemonade. Or Pink Lemonade. Eizer vone.
*Floatz quietly in ze air*
2+2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
*Is attempting to run from cyborgs*
*Shoots da cyborgs*
*Trips and tumbles into the water*(I thought you were a cyborg...)
(Am I?) *Apparently shot himself*
(Seborg turned you into one..)
(Ok! That post is irrelevant!) *Just......Stands around* Why did father have to give me a calculator?
(Welp.. I'm irrelevant...)
(THAT IS NOT TRUE!)
(IT IS SO! YOU SAID SO YOURSELF!)
(I just said mt post was irrelevant....... :'( )
To type 4377.0 on.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 01, 2020, 01:11:40 AM
(I just said my post was irrelevant....... :'( )
(You said *that post* meaning my post, so, me.)
(Well I made a mistake sooo I am an idiot!)
(And I'm an irrelevant idiot)
(No.....My brain hurts)
(Mine would too if I had one)
(Hahaaaaa)
*Swims to escape the cyborgs*
*Two cyborgs run up and grab Lass*
*Dramatic music*
Stoppityoucarrot.
I'm not a carrot. I'm a Rutabaga.
(LOL)
3rd
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 01, 2020, 09:38:25 AM
*Two cyborgs run up and grab Lass*
*Dramatic music*
*Screams and struggles* Release me you metal headed frog batts!
Shadows enter and suddenly consume the cyborgs who grabbed Lass...
Before grabbing Lass herself...
*Turns on sun*
*Sun initializing.*
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 02, 2020, 05:50:38 PM
*Turns on sun*
Wouldn't we be dead if the sun had been off?
s u n . e x e h a s s t o p p e d r e s p o n d i n g
Solum.desktop running. . .
s u n . e x e h a s c r a s h e d
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.
Sunny the Sun sees all.
*Stares at Sunny whilst eating my Frosted Mini-Wheats.*
I think he's watching me.
Sunny the Sun is not pleased.
*Takes an extra slow chew and swallow.*
. . . I don't think so either.
Sunny the Sun is coming to your house to murder you with his raisin scoops.
That's fine. I didn't have anything planned for tomorrow.
Sunny the Sun is knocking on your front door. If you don't open it, he'll set your mom's car on fire with one touch of his flaming tentacles.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 02, 2020, 10:58:26 PM
Sunny the Sun is coming to your house to murder you with his raisin scoops.
No... NO I'll pay the money as soon as I have it! Please... just... give a week or two!
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on December 02, 2020, 05:00:36 PM
Shadows enter and suddenly consume the cyborgs who grabbed Lass...
Before grabbing Lass herself...
*Screams and tries to grab the ground*
*Charges with ten cyborgs towards the shadows*
....I'm between a rock and a hard place...
More cyborgs? Great! *Melts every cyborg in sight and makes them all into metal roses*
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 02, 2020, 10:39:21 PM
.
At first I thought that was an image that hadn't shown properly.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 03, 2020, 02:47:29 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 02, 2020, 10:58:26 PM
Sunny the Sun is coming to your house to murder you with his raisin scoops.
No... NO I'll pay the money as soon as I have it! Please... just... give a week or two!
Sunny the Sun will give you 48 hours.
*Stops struggling and just waits to be killed*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 03, 2020, 12:59:44 AM
Sunny the Sun is knocking on your front door. If you don't open it, he'll set your mom's car on fire with one touch of his flaming tentacles.
Thank goodness, she hates that thing. I wonder if we'll collect the insurance on it.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on December 03, 2020, 07:03:25 AM
More cyborgs? Great! *Melts every cyborg in sight and makes them all into metal roses*
I guess I'm a metal rose.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on December 03, 2020, 07:03:25 AM
More cyborgs? Great! *Melts every cyborg in sight and makes them all into metal roses*
(One cannot simply melt a cyborg. The hide is too tough and brilliant. ^-^)
*Cyborg rises from the lava(?) and pokes Jarky's left eye*
*Grabs Sunny the Sun by the neck*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 03, 2020, 04:53:32 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on December 03, 2020, 07:03:25 AM
More cyborgs? Great! *Melts every cyborg in sight and makes them all into metal roses*
(One cannot simply melt a cyborg. The hide is too tough and brilliant. ^-^)
You don't understamd heat. Let's test that.
*Teleport the cyborgs into the sun.*
I'm getting legitimately tired of the Cellars being invaded. Why don't you just wait a few months so things calm back down before putting us through this drama?
Because it's the Cellars, silly.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 03, 2020, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 03, 2020, 04:53:32 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on December 03, 2020, 07:03:25 AM
More cyborgs? Great! *Melts every cyborg in sight and makes them all into metal roses*
(One cannot simply melt a cyborg. The hide is too tough and brilliant. ^-^)
You don't understamd heat. Let's test that.
*Teleport the cyborgs into the sun.*
I'm getting legitimately tired of the Cellars being invaded. Why don't you just wait a few months so things calm back down before putting us through this drama?
Yeah, I get that. I mean, for the record, Seborg is technically the defense, believe it or not.
Although, Sheev has been building up to his attempted takeover for a while, and it's still kinda fun. :giggle: I could try keeping it it the battle threads. No promises though since this
is the Cellars and, er, this kind of stuff is the reason why most of the people are still here. :P
Potato.
Yeah, yeah, true, it just gets kinda wearisome after a while. I guess it's kinda the way it's played makes it unamusing for me. Ah, well, carry on.
*Beats walnuts viciously with sledgehammer* ^-^ *Dips them in mashed strawberries and then proceeds to eat them with a straw*
*had snitched the walnuts when Sebias was busy posting*Mmmm, these are pretty good.
Wait, what am I eating then-
...
Oh dear.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 03, 2020, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 03, 2020, 04:53:32 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on December 03, 2020, 07:03:25 AM
More cyborgs? Great! *Melts every cyborg in sight and makes them all into metal roses*
(One cannot simply melt a cyborg. The hide is too tough and brilliant. ^-^)
You don't understamd heat. Let's test that.
*Teleport the cyborgs into the sun.*
I'm getting legitimately tired of the Cellars being invaded. Why don't you just wait a few months so things calm back down before putting us through this drama?
Because it's 2020 and we can't have a quiet year (although I suppose it kind of is quiet, what with lockdown, and every large event being cancelled, and everything else). Or, as Seb said, it
is The Cellars. That's kind of the point.
Exactly.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 03, 2020, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 03, 2020, 04:53:32 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on December 03, 2020, 07:03:25 AM
More cyborgs? Great! *Melts every cyborg in sight and makes them all into metal roses*
(One cannot simply melt a cyborg. The hide is too tough and brilliant. ^-^)
You don't understamd heat. Let's test that.
*Teleport the cyborgs into the sun.*
I'm getting legitimately tired of the Cellars being invaded. Why don't you just wait a few months so things calm back down before putting us through this drama?
*Is tired of people trying to melt me*
*Just waits for the fight between the forces of evil who're both trying to capture me*
*Sneaks away*
*A turtle croaks*
*A turtle jogs over to Lass*
*A turtle smiles*
*the turtle collapses halfway through attempting to jog (very slowly, because it's a turtle)*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 04, 2020, 09:22:09 PM
*A turtle croaks*
*A turtle jogs over to Lass*
*A turtle smiles*
*Screams*
*A turtle recoils at the scream*
*A turtle narrows his eyes*
*A turtle floats up to Lass' face and twitches her nose*
Did you say a turtle twitches Lass's nose?
Well, the turtle collapsed on the ground so clearly can't be.
*Sneezes*
*refuses to make an art thread*
*Makes an art thread for Flib.*
*WON'T*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 05, 2020, 10:35:42 PM
*refuses to make an art thread*
*Refuses to post art in her own art thread*
Too cruel.
Not really...
I don't believe that's for you to decide, villain. On another note, the site died for just a second, so I think it agrees with Russa regarding the cruelty on display.
It's Rosie's fault
*Gasp*
@Rosie Willowwater, is this true?!
Sadly, yes. Lass swore to never post art again until I do a southern accent in a Discord call.
It's a very tragic tale.
. . . Should I leave the server if Lass doesn't post anymore art? ;D
No
;D
Quote from: Verdauga on December 06, 2020, 07:16:15 PM
. . . Should I leave the server if Lass doesn't post anymore art? ;D
You can threaten so, but please don't actually do it.
/me trips on a desert plant
desert jokes are an acquired taste, as dry as they are.
Dessert jokes are also an acquired taste.
But the sweet satisfaction is worth the trouble.
That's a matter of taste.
*Has officially run out of puns.*
So have I.
My tablet is at 0%.
Good.
*Hides from Scorg*
*Finger guns folks as he passes by.*
*is squished by the massive falling otter*
*is not there*
*disappeared when you pointed* Am I?
<_<
...
>_>
...
Y- yes.
Congratulations! You exist! Wow!
'Tis a wonderful thing, usually :laugh:
Ya sure? My llama has a shotgun.
But the lack of opposable thumbs makes it a non-issue.
It found a way use the gun. Not sure how, but it did it.
Hmm. That coukd be a problem. Do you want me to take the gun from it?
Eh... it's scared of fire.
Ah, so then it can't fire at you!
I mean Azula fire.
*Sighs dejectedly.*
I can't tell if you didn't get it, or are ignoring it.
I'm a potato.
So you didn't get the pun.
Oh I got the pun I just decided to ignore it.
Why you little peck neck.
Does this feel like a pun ishment
Upun my honour, I will make no more puns.
Sorry. It's terrible, I know.
A backwards poet writes in-verse
I had something I planned to post, but I forgot.
Sleeping is so easy I can do it with my eyes closed.
So easy even babies can. Some animals can't, though
It's always leap year for high jumpers.
*Seeing as Scorg is nowhere to be seen: Peeks out from hiding*
IHOP
DANGIT RUSSA, NOW I WANT IHOP
*Misread that as Russia..*
*doesn't know what IHOP is*
International House of Pancakes. It's a pancake restaraunt, we used to go there a lot before the pandemic started.
I've only been there...*counts on my fingers*...once...
Ayyyy, same. It was tasty but expensive. Waffle House is much nicer.
Interesting. Sadly, I've never been to Waffle House, there weren't any in my area.
Waffle House is the bomb yo. I like IHOP mainly because the variety of pancake choices.
*A turtle eats IHOP*
What a rude turtle.
*Shakily comes out from hiding*
*scolds the turtle*
Now see what you done, turtle!
To the turtle?
. . . she was quoting One-Eye . . .
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 15, 2020, 04:11:38 AM
Interesting. Sadly, I've never been to Waffle House, there weren't any in my area.
..... The next time you come to the US lemme know. I'll meet you and we can go to Waffle House. That needs to be rectified.
I've had a waffle once!
Once, she says.
Mhm! It was vegan and sugar free
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 17, 2020, 02:29:14 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 15, 2020, 04:11:38 AM
Interesting. Sadly, I've never been to Waffle House, there weren't any in my area.
..... The next time you come to the US lemme know. I'll meet you and we can go to Waffle House. That needs to be rectified.
Yes, that would be awesome!
Quote from: lass of something much on December 17, 2020, 09:53:32 PM
Mhm! It was vegan and sugar free
Didst thou enjoy it?
Fwerderdhmfwerderdupression
*Hugs, hugs, and more hugs*
NO!
Y not?
B-....Because..
Well?
Yeah!
Is that a dagger I see before me?
Well...Bye? *sighs*
*Is terrified*
Don't panic!
(Have you read that fic?)
No. I've read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, though.
You should read it, it's REALLY good
I plan to. Eventually.
Gooood, goooooooood
Let the towel flow through you?
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
Quote from: Booklover on December 18, 2020, 03:30:19 PM
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
You copied and pasted that, didn't you.
*Said from her place in hiding* Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't..
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 22, 2020, 03:24:02 AM
Quote from: Booklover on December 18, 2020, 03:30:19 PM
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
You copied and pasted that, didn't you.
*Gasp*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 22, 2020, 03:24:02 AM
Quote from: Booklover on December 18, 2020, 03:30:19 PM
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
You copied and pasted that, didn't you.
Do you expect me to remember all that, and to write it out even if I did?
YES. >:D
There is a poem I've pretty much memorized (because I have to do it for English (not outright memorising so much as knowing useful quotes)).
OoooOoo, fuunnnn
My six-year-old brother: *Attempting to get bird poop off a piece of wood by whacking it against a tree branch*
Me: What are you doing, my son?
Bro: I'm doing what needs to be done.
:laugh:
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 23, 2020, 12:16:30 AM
My six-year-old brother: *Attempting to get bird poop off a piece of wood by whacking it against a tree branch*
Me: What are you doing, my son?
Bro: I'm doing what needs to be done.
I don't know what's funnier, what he said, or what you said. :laugh:
Heh. That's often what I call my brothers. :P
Eyyyyyy!
What wrist do you wear your watch on?
Left.
And, if you're interested, I'm right handed (but left footed).
Huh. Cool. I wear it on both.
*Runs away screaming*
Has anyone heard the song "Some magic"?
I... actually have, yes. It's not bad. *This was said while I continue running and screaming*
*laughs when Sebias is well out of earshot*
*Eats a Rootin' Tootin' Super Newtontm bar.*
*still laughing*
*Becomes the coolest.*
*Pushes cool Kade into a barrel and floats him down the river* Now you can imitate Thorin Oakenshield. He's the coolest too.
As long as he doesn't imitate everything Thorin did.
(That made me laugh so hard!)
Why not? He does make speeches sometimes, like Thorin.
(What exactly made you laugh?)
Well, for one,
For The Hobbit
Didn't he die?
Well, yes.
And this is what made me laugh:
Quote from: Booklover on January 01, 2021, 05:32:32 PM
As long as he doesn't imitate everything Thorin did.
Kade has glass slippers that were stolen by Sebias, Thorin has an Arkenstone that was stolen by Bilbo.
Both of these misfortunes caused a lot of arguing, see?
Heh. :D
Also, Sebias, you should be on trial for commiting theft.
*Pulls out a revolver*
*Pulls in a pillow*
What flavor is it?
It's...A pillow...
Mmm okay....
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/772358166524330004/789667591618691092/Crazy_Inventor__card.png)
I'm insane confirmed....
YOUR FAAACE
This lollipop is nice. :)
Nice
Knise
Neil the magic snake boy!
2ho?
You young chooks know nothing of this world. *Stares wistfully off into the distance.*
Yeah, but we're happy chooks! (honestly, autoincorrect, if you're going to add in random apostrophes, at least do it when I want you to)
What? aren't you happy chook's?
(No, but were happy chooks. (And now it's doing it when I don't want it (admittedly it worked for 'it's')))
Ah.
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Darksaber
Noice!
Ally046 04:25:36 PM Viewing lass of something much's profile.
*Screams*
*Remembers she wiped her profile...Calm*
*Realizes she's now creepy...Cries*
Why did you do that, if you don't mind my asking?
So creepy clone guy will find nothing when he tries to get information on me!
*Rolls eyes.*
Quote from: lass of something much on January 07, 2021, 04:39:44 PM
So creepy clone guy will find nothing when he tries to get information on me!
Who?
>.>
<.<
Him....The.. The bounty hunter
Oh, I see. *Only slightly sees*
*Does not see at all* Where? *looks around in vain* Booklover, can I borrow your glasses?
What glasses? I can't see any.
The ones your mouse has in your profile picture thing. I can see that much.
They're swimming goggles.
Oh all right. *can't see a thing now*
Open your eyes.
*Still can't see... oh wait!* YEESSSS!!!!! ;D*Can see*
Quote from: lass of something much on January 07, 2021, 11:19:43 PM
>.>
<.<
Him....The.. The bounty hunter
Spoiler
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/e6ae27c4af25a5f6e46f311ddd301b3f/tenor.gif?itemid=5860936)
Heh!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 10, 2021, 01:18:20 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 07, 2021, 11:19:43 PM
>.>
<.<
Him....The.. The bounty hunter
Spoiler
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/e6ae27c4af25a5f6e46f311ddd301b3f/tenor.gif?itemid=5860936)
*Runs away screaming*
I knew I should have taken a shower.....
*Smashes into a wall, staggers back, then keeps on runnin' runnin' runnin'*
*Sighs*
Lass's dramatic nonsense... :giggle:
*Has concussion, and thusly, collapses on the ground*
HEIMLICH MANOEUVRE ACTIVATE!
Lass? Can you hear me?
*Is unconscious*
@Kade Rivok, we need you to activate the Heimlich Manoeuvere!
*The earth, the very foundations of the world, began to tremble. As the rolling clouds parted, a beaming ray shone from the dark ether above, gazing down upon the dire scene. A gentle, yet powerful utterance breathed out from beyond the seams of reality.*
Heimlich
*Suddenly, you noticed among you a figure. One whose presence previously could not be felt. An Otterbadger, coated in muscle and wreathed in fluff, with a small, knowing smile alighting upon his features. Stepping forth, he approached the fallen Lass and knelt, scooping her up from the broken ground on which she lay. Lifting the tender chook, he began to speak, his warm voice offering comfort and safekeeping.*
Never fear child, for the blessings of the Maneuver shall be granted unto thee. HEIMLICH MANEUVER, ACTIVAAAAAAAAAATE! *Heimlich maneuver activates.*
*Watches in awe*
*Showers the topic with rose petals*
*blinks in confusion*
*Vomits up her meal*
*Rolls out the towel like a carpet*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on January 12, 2021, 04:30:51 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 12, 2021, 09:45:05 AM
*Vomits up her meal*
*gives Lass a towel*
There's a frood who really knows where his towel is. (frood: a really amazingly together guy)
*Dumps Bookie on towel*
I'd rather you not.
^-^
*Begins eating rose petals, while dancing on the towel*
How goes it, my dudes?
Badly. Lass is terribly ill and Sebias is having a party.
Aww. Tell her to get well soon.
And poor Teer.
The sad chook ran out of peppermint tea.
Did she? :o
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 14, 2021, 03:16:14 PM
Badly. Lass is terribly ill and Sebias is having a party.
Oof.
Yeah, parties? Those are the worst.
I know my sister like I know my own mind, you will never find anyone as trusting or as kind! I love my sister more than anything in this life, I would choose her happiness over mine!
Which sister?
Quote from: lass of something much on January 16, 2021, 09:11:52 PM
I know my sister like I know my own mind, you will never find anyone as trusting or as kind! I love my sister more than anything in this life, I would choose her happiness over mine!
haxorz?
Why are the mosquitoes here so large?!
Because they come from Virginia where I live ;D ;)
I...
HATE
Mosquitos...
Good on ya! ;)
I've lived in New Zealand for nearly a year, but somehow I only found out a couple days ago that the mail comes three days a week. Am I blind? How did I not notice this?
By being a smol tad confused, methinks.
True, true.
Is Freddy back yet?
Nope, but I should be getting a letter from him pretty soon.
Such a narrative.
Maybe he'll come in the mail.
Like Flat Stanley?
k
... k
O_O
Oh, look at that.
Russa's scary now.
*Fist bumps Flib*
*is fist bumped* ;D
Punch?
*eats punch* ^-^
Umm... do you mean eating a fist, eating that little puppet man thing, or drinking a drink?
The drink kind. It's quite tasty.
So... were you eating or drinking the drink?
Both. ^-^
Such skill.
*Vone o' Dr. Stein'z creaturez beginz eatin' ze punch bovl*
Ach...
Well that's just rude.
Indeed. 'e could 'ave at leazt uzed a knoife und fork...
I'M SO SORRY, KITTTIE!!!!
*punches Bookie*
*cough cough*
*punches Kadie Wadie*
*Flib's paw is absorbed into le fluff.*
*eats le floof*
*Le floof eats Flib.*
*Ze creature beginz eatin' a tablecloth next*
Ach again...
*Stops running from the cyborgs to get fresh cream doughnuts*
Beans on toast is actually okay.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 12, 2021, 06:18:41 PM
*Le floof eats Flib.*
Gah! Kade, you're just too OP'd!
*attempts to rescue Flib*
Do y'all like mushrooms?
Yes. Do you?
Shortcut to mushrooms...
*looks at the TV screen where my brothers are playing Mario Kart and one of them has triple mushroom*
I meant the chapter from The Fellowship of the Ring.
*Anozer o' Dr. Stein'z creaturez beginz eatin' ze muzhroomz*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 16, 2021, 06:06:35 PM
I meant the chapter from The Fellowship of the Ring.
I should have realised that. But even if I had, my post was still valid. Although in Mario Kart, it's use mushrooms to shortcut, not shortcut to mushrooms.
Guest 05:38:23 AM Viewing lass of something much's profile.
Ahhh-Scottie-save-me
I'll go to your Pfp and beat it up! I'll be back!
*Sniffles*
Okay
He gone! And all I did was flex!
*Is dazzled*
Ye
*appears*
Oh hi Mark
AHHH!!! Cyborgs are back!!!
*blinks in confusion*
Jukka is a robot. Therefore, you must be too.
*Preparez a barrel o' acid*
Amber, the cyborgs are a new age cellars thing
Amber is totes a cyborg.
(Says you.)
Quote from: lass of something much on February 17, 2021, 09:51:33 PM
Amber, the cyborgs are a new age cellars thing
They... are? Was that summer (NZers read winter) last year?
Yes. But last year doesn't count. ;D
...Except ze veekendz.
Quote from: Lady Amber on February 17, 2021, 09:59:43 AM
*blinks in confusion*
Oh my goodness, a wild Amber :D HI AMBER
Quote from: Booklover on February 18, 2021, 04:24:27 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 17, 2021, 09:51:33 PM
Amber, the cyborgs are a new age cellars thing
They... are? Was that summer (NZers read winter) last year?
Yeah, so in the new age of the cellars.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 19, 2021, 02:36:18 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on February 17, 2021, 09:59:43 AM
*blinks in confusion*
Oh my goodness, a wild Amber :D HI AMBER
*waves* Hi! :D
Quote from: Booklover on February 17, 2021, 01:31:15 PM
Jukka is a robot. Therefore, you must be too.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 18, 2021, 05:12:51 AM
Amber is totes a cyborg.
No. That is not true. I am a human, like you. I do normal human things, like eating food and writing computer programs.
*Mouse and squirrel ;)
Waka Waka Waka
Eh?
*tries to decipher it*
I think he's saying something about weasels...
He could be talking about pac man.
I think Flib's Alt-persona should be named Squib Smallship.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 19, 2021, 06:15:10 PM
*tries to decipher it*
I think he's saying something about weasels...
Actually tiz zummat Fozzy Bear zayz in
Ze Muppetz.
Oh. I thought it was from Africa (the song, not the continent).
Now it's in my head.
Sorry (but it is of course entirely Hiag's fault, I cannot be blamed at all for any reason).
*Acceptz ze blame, zen hovlz*
*Ze Swedish chef rollz by on roller zkatez*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 19, 2021, 07:57:55 PM
I think Flib's Alt-persona should be named Squib Smallship.
y tho
Reasons.
what reasons?
The reasons.
*On came ze reazon Reptilez*
*Laughs*
Quote the imported frogs!
The form shall be taken. Again, here I am. Skadoosh. *With a flick of a wrist, and a twist of a smirk, a cloud of dust poofs and Sebias turns into a frog*
How unexpected.
*Ribbits with a smile, hops with a spring, waves like a duck* :)
What does a duck wave like?
*Blinks like the lifespan of a flea*
D:
Umm...are you able to change back again, or is that permanent? I don't think that a frog can marry a taniwha, because I have never heard of that happening, but I have to go so more comments on this incident will have to wait.
('...I have a spider on my head, on my head, I have a spider on my head, on my head, but I wish that I were dead, because a spider is on my head, I have a spider on my head, on my head...')
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 22, 2021, 11:57:43 PM
D:
*Pokes Russa's toe like the frog he is*
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on February 22, 2021, 11:58:16 PM
Umm...are you able to change back again, or is that permanent? I don't think that a frog can marry a taniwha, because I have never heard of that happening, but I have to go so more comments on this incident will have to wait.
('...I have a spider on my head, on my head, I have a spider on my head, on my head, but I wish that I were dead, because a spider is on my head, I have a spider on my head, on my head...')
*Bids farewell with a fleshy paw*
*Smile deepens like a pool of mud, dark and treacherous, with a hint of dirt*
*Backs away*
*Aways back.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 22, 2021, 11:46:18 PM
What does a duck wave like?
Evilly.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on February 22, 2021, 11:58:16 PM
Umm...are you able to change back again, or is that permanent? I don't think that a frog can marry a taniwha, because I have never heard of that happening, but I have to go so more comments on this incident will have to wait.
('...I have a spider on my head, on my head, I have a spider on my head, on my head, but I wish that I were dead, because a spider is on my head, I have a spider on my head, on my head...')
One, Verdsteer is the best. Two, just because it hasn't happened doesn't mean it never will. Three, poor spider.
Nah, Seer is da bestest
What about LassinanotherGalaxy? >:D
(https://media.tenor.com/images/39ab4fb00e034e4d857a09a7245c1451/tenor.gif)
So that's a no then?
Sounds like it to me ;)
*didn't hear it* ^-^
Nah, I think since Teer is with Seb now, Lass should go with Verdauga.
And Scott is left out in the cold. Good idea.
*Zpring Chickenz zpring by- BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE*
Right? Sounds like a preeeeeeetty good idea :giggle:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 23, 2021, 08:12:09 PM
Nah, I think since Teer is with Seb now, Lass should go with Verdauga.
Scottie-please-save-me-i'm-scared
To quote Lass:
Quote from: LassMhehehehe, I'm so evil!
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
You use my own words against me in a time like this?!...Wow you're smart...
Quote from: lass of something much on February 24, 2021, 01:58:32 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 23, 2021, 08:12:09 PM
Nah, I think since Teer is with Seb now, Lass should go with Verdauga.
Scottie-please-save-me-i'm-scared
Oke! *Turns on a razor and shaves off the fur down the center of Kade's head giving him a reversed mohawk*
Ooooh, faaancy *Wraps ribbons around each side of Kade's new hair style*
Now he's suuuper fancy
:)
You're the fanciest of us all now!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2021, 04:33:11 AM
:)
He's too happy to speak. His smile is his only way of communicating the immense joy he feels.
*Gives Kade a cookie for his cooperation*
*Hides behind Scott*
Quote from: lass of something much on February 24, 2021, 04:20:24 AM
You use my own words against me in a time like this?!...Wow you're smart...
Anything you say may be used against you in court.
Arch, tis true..
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 24, 2021, 06:30:48 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2021, 04:33:11 AM
:)
He's too happy to speak. His smile is his only way of communicating the immense joy he feels.
I'm concealing my rage, since I'm such a good chook.
You're doing a pretty awful job of it...
:)
*A Zpring Chicken bouncez trough, bouncez off a vall und comez back, und zen bouncez off o' Kade*
*Screams and hides behind Scott*
He's gonna kill us all....
Please, no. I'm still a chook.
Nope, you're a tall downloaded blue
(https://media.tenor.com/images/086e894ab69b34d89541d04c8755a72a/tenor.gif)
Rocky cars are the best cars
*Cheese valkz in* Nyet, Bunniez!Ach, lookz loike vone o' me alternate perzonalitiez juzt zhoved up again.
That explains nothing.
Oh, but can it?
Miiiiiiiiinks
They can, tho.
Have you seen my pet emoji? She ran away
Here it is.
>:D
*Hugs everyone*
*Quietly floatz in ze air*
*Hugs Hiag as well*
Hnhahahehhheaaahaahahhahhhaha- Google docs are funny. How they make you think they deleted everything because of an update. :)
That would be a great excuse for not updating a fic. Unfortunately, it would also stop other fics from updating, most likely.
There might be a tsunami.
So I hear. Are y'all in the path of it?
Possibly. We might decide to evacuate soon.
Stay safe, you four.
Thanks. I will try.
The earthquake was a fun one
I was asleep. *Wails*
Do you wail because it woke you up, or because you missed it?
I hope you're all okay.
Because I missed it. :P
Yup, they cancelled the tsunami warnings yesterday evening. My dad was right.
The tsunami was just a flooded beach XD
You're lucky.
I had some coffee and I FEEL ALIVE.
Truly a wonderful thing.
Yes! I was shaking a bit, but it was worth it.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 12, 2021, 10:37:05 PM
I had some coffee and I FEEL ALIVE.
I personally dislike coffee. Caffeine pills taste better IMO, and you don%u2019t have to worry about them going cold.
Edit: Taste, not tase.
I likevPeppermint teaaa, it's niiiice
Yup, it is.
Eh
Kade, I will eat you
wut.
Applefish. ^-^
Tamboritza.
Y'all are all spouting crazy talk.
An' what's the matter with that? It's a random thread, right?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 15, 2021, 06:19:36 PM
Y'all are all spouting crazy talk.
Good! My life's goal is complete!
Mheheheeheheehehehehehe
:hearteyes: :hearteyes: :hearteyes: :hearteyes: :hearteyes: :hearteyes: :hearteyes: :hearteyes: :hearteyes: :hearteyes: :hearteyes: :hearteyes: :hearteyes: :hearteyes: :hearteyes:
What a bore. (not actually, I just needed a rhyme)
Vho'z yer friend?
*is the default state of a Cellarite* (has anyone come up with a word for that already?)
Imagine having to stay on topic.
-this post was made by the Cellars' gang.
Liiiiiiiiies. It was made by a mod
The mod is secretly a part of the Cellars gang.... Either that or he's imitating us.
He's a loop, not a mod. Geez y'all.
And geez to you, Kadeworks!
^-^
He's mod enough to post in CAHAPBAMP.
Gesundheit.
Quote from: Booklover on March 17, 2021, 04:27:46 PM
He's mod enough to post in CAHAPBAMP.
*bursts into tears* Too soon, man!
RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM
:hearteyes: :-* ;) ;D :D :) ^-^ :laugh: :giggle:
Thief.
*Lass getz 'it viz an apple core*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 17, 2021, 10:24:14 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2021, 04:37:49 PM
Gesundheit.
Indeededeth.
A friend and I had a conversation recently. It went like this:
Spoiler
Friend: Indeed
Me: Indeedy.
Friend: Indeedly.
Me: Indeedness.
Friend: Indeedbility
Me: Indeediful.
Friend: Indeedsomething.
Me: Indeedful.
It was great. Better than hi chains.
Sounds like a lot of fun!
medic
Doctor
You called?
Russa is the Doctor confirmed.
....Ow.
*screeches*
*grins evilly*
I'm ouch
blood
*Sits up with half her face burnt away by the poisoned apple core*
. .
*Heals Lass.*
It was poisoned? PLOT TWIST!
*Gasp* Who would do such a thing?!
Sika?
Noooo.... Who's the villain in Snow White?
An evil stepmother? That's how it usually works in fairytales.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 22, 2021, 03:03:55 PM
Noooo.... Who's the villain in Snow White?
The 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall' lady. In other words, the very vain and ugly queen, who is also Snow White's stepmother and is an evil lady.
The dwarves.
Especially Dopey.
@Ripred the Gnawer, it was Bubba. "That's a stupid assumption, Bubba!" Remember?
Has anyone here watched Faerie Tale Theatre?
Why hello there,
@Luftwaffles
Things. Visited my grandmother yesterday, but it's otherwise same ol' same ol'.
What's up with you?
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2021, 11:42:20 PM
Things. Visited my grandmother yesterday, but it's otherwise same ol' same ol'.
What's up with you?
Just remembered this place existed, basically XD
That's fair. I think I'm legally obligated to check in ;D
I hear (read) you're quarantining. Pick up any new hobbies?
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2021, 11:44:49 PM
That's fair. I think I'm legally obligated to check in ;D
I hear (read) you're quarantining. Pick up any new hobbies?
Heh.
Yeah, I have become a podcast FIEND. I listen to half a dozen of the darn things.
Awesome!
I've been meaning to listen to the Redwall Review podcast, But I never get to it. :'(
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2021, 11:57:30 PM
Awesome!
I've been meaning to listen to the Redwall Review podcast, But I never get to it. :'(
If you do, I wholeheartedly recommend the Tune In Radio app. It not only tells when new episodes are out, but also downloads them for you (but keep it in-check, unless you want your device all filled up).
I'll probably just listen from the website. Don't want to guzzle the wifi xD
How's everybody doing?
Hey, I'm doing well! This past week has been busy and I only got a few hours of sleep, but I'm alright.
I'm currently considering the fact that curt sounds a lot like tart. Ami used it in a sentence earlier and all I could think about is slightly upset tarts. It was quite amusing, honestly.
I'm sure this is quite the return after not posting for about a month. xD It's been pretty chaotic recently, but hopefully things calm down enough for me to hang out here more often. In the meantime, what have yal'l been up to? (Yes that was completely intentional)
ROSIIIEEE!!! *Tackles*
. . . . How does curt sound like tart? O.o
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on March 27, 2021, 04:55:51 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 27, 2021, 03:49:48 PM
ROSIIIEEE!!! *Tackles*
*is tackled* LASSS!!!! ;D I've missed you
Hiii! I've missed you twoo!! Even if I haaaave seen you on diiiiscord sometimes
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on March 27, 2021, 09:27:06 AM
Hey, I'm doing well! This past week has been painful and I only got a few hours of sleep, but I'm alive.
I'm currently considering the fact that curt sounds a lot like tart. Ami used it in a sentence earlier and all I could think about is slightly upset tarts. It was quite amusing, honestly.
I'm sure this is quite the return after not posting for about a month. xD It's been pretty chaotic recently, but hopefully things calm down enough for me to hang out here more often. In the meantime, what have yal'l been up to? (Yes that was completely intentional)
Eeeeey! It's Rosie!
Quote from: Booklover on March 27, 2021, 04:53:40 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 27, 2021, 08:23:02 AM
How's everybody doing?
Good. You?
Huh, page 314.
I'm doing okay-ish.
I noted that as well.
It's a nice number. My back up for account names if 42 has already been used. By me, most likely, before forgetting the password.
It was at this point that a bowl of petunias fell from the sky and bounced off the topic.
Ach...
And a whale.
And the Whale did not so much as bounce as it did squish and splatter everywhere.
Ugh muffins.
Ooooooh, muffins!
See, Verdauga knows what's up.
bacon!
And eggses, precious, yess. Tassty eggses, gollum gollum!
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on April 02, 2021, 02:41:30 AM
bacon!
Have you seen that youtube video with the toddler shouting bacon?
Does anybody like shortbread cookies?
Aye. Daez anybeazt elze loike haggis? Haggis iz major!
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on April 02, 2021, 02:41:30 AM
bacon!
Wait wait wait wait wait.
IT'S A BACON. HOW DID I SKIP OVER THIS.
Don't you mean... BaCOOORRNN???
Either you like bacon, or you're wrong!
*Zree vinged piecez o' bacon fly by*
Not on my watch.
*Fries them out of the sky.*
Gluten
Is fun bean soup, for lenten :D
On Came Ze Meteorz.
*Gives Ze Meteorz a friendly hug*
On Came Ze Meatballz- Viz Mozzarella.
So it's cloudy and there's a possibility of balls of meat?
Gross
Ugh, I have to do things.
#life
Waka Waka Waka.
That turkey.
*A frozen Turkey favz from ze zky, und juzt narrovly mizzez Ripred*
Since there's a capital letter I assume you mean the country? Unless it's someone named Turkey?
Good grief. Ripred's got some serious dodging skills if she can dodge an entire country falling on her.
Not if it was that country that doesn't exist but is apparently near Australia.
If you cut out the outline of a country from an atlas... Wait, don't do that. That's cruelty to books.
If you printed out a map of a country or wrote the name of a country or 'country' on a piece of paper, that would be possible to dodge.
But even the Vatican would be difficult. Hmmm... Maybe a Mortal Engines approach? Give it wheels, and see if it's possible to survive?
Quote from: Booklover on April 07, 2021, 07:54:11 PM
Since there's a capital letter I assume you mean the country? Unless it's someone named Turkey?
Nyet, Ah mean ze large Bird in ze genuz
Meleagris zat iz often eaten. Ah capitalise Animal/creature namez oot o' a zign o' rezpect fer life-formez.
So much rain today.
Aye. 'Tis quite depressing... Ach.
I like rain.
I like trains.
I like cranes.
Y'all need to stop this now
Okay.
But I like (I like) chains!
I (don't) like (mi)graines. (Like I've ever had one before. ::))
Good to see y'all using your brains.
(I) am (smart)er than the average (be)ar.
Am I doing this right?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 10, 2021, 03:59:12 PM
Good to see y'all using your brains.
*mutters darkly*
Perhaps we should refrain from continuing this.
(In other words, I (would) like (to) refrain.)
no u
*wracks brain to think of something* Uh... can you teleport the RRR to Sampetra so they can get more experience in reading Pearls of Lutra?
How many people will I be teleporting?
9x + 3y = 11z
x - z / 4y = ?
Quote from: Booklover on April 10, 2021, 03:21:32 PM
But I like (I like) chains!
You know, this reminds me of that one time I was walking in a mall (pre-COVID, don't worry). I was on my way to purchase some cheap steel chains for myself (I moonlight as a goth girl in Columbus) when I was accosted by PRAECS (People's Republican Army for Eradication of Cheap Steel), a terror group consisting of vigilantes and ex-Steel Regulatory Commission employees wanted by the FBI for tax fraud. The extremists then demanded that I give up my cheap steel and sign up for a series of propaganda-ridden "steel enthusiast education seminars" hosted in the local public convention center's lobby. When I refused to sign up for this obviously draconian punishment, they proceeded to wrap me in high-grade steel chain before tossing me into the nearest mall pond, after which they swarmed the local Hot Topic with a series of high-power magnets and "confiscated" all cheap steel jewelry (later recovered by an FBI raid at an abandoned farmhouse forty miles outside Columbus). Truly an affront to this great country as well as the Department of Commerce's Section 232 investigation of the steel market in the US, which was, of course, designed to combat steel elitism prevalent in the Midwest.
It was at this point that a squadron of Barracudas flew in from Antarctica after a brief holiday of playing Xs And Os with a troupe of practical Penguins, and bombarded a small settlement of turnips with various shades of green. The turnips found this to be very traumatic, and the various shades of green were not too keen on it either.
What's that a quote from?
Ah juzt vrote it.
Well, well, well.
I see you there,
@Gonff the Mousethief
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 10, 2021, 04:55:21 PM
*wracks brain to think of something* Uh... can you teleport the RRR to Sampetra so they can get more experience in reading Pearls of Lutra?
*waits*
Everyone in the RRR.
That number being?
Quote from: Hickory on April 11, 2021, 05:26:23 AM
Quote from: Booklover on April 10, 2021, 03:21:32 PM
But I like (I like) chains!
You know, this reminds me of that one time I was walking in a mall (pre-COVID, don't worry). I was on my way to purchase some cheap steel chains for myself (I moonlight as a goth girl in Columbus) when I was accosted by PRAECS (People's Republican Army for Eradication of Cheap Steel), a terror group consisting of vigilantes and ex-Steel Regulatory Commission employees wanted by the FBI for tax fraud. The extremists then demanded that I give up my cheap steel and sign up for a series of propaganda-ridden "steel enthusiast education seminars" hosted in the local public convention center's lobby. When I refused to sign up for this obviously draconian punishment, they proceeded to wrap me in high-grade steel chain before tossing me into the nearest mall pond, after which they swarmed the local Hot Topic with a series of high-power magnets and "confiscated" all cheap steel jewelry (later recovered by an FBI raid at an abandoned farmhouse forty miles outside Columbus). Truly an affront to this great country as well as the Department of Commerce's Section 232 investigation of the steel market in the US, which was, of course, designed to combat steel elitism prevalent in the Midwest.
That is the weirdest shopping story I have ever heard
Suddenly there was a burst of instrumental music from somewhere, and somebeast in a cape darted past, lobbing cans of something that could or could not be meat at signs bearing the rules for posting on the forum. The creature disappeared into the night, lobbing one more can into a street lamp as they did so. The authorities who investigated the scene could only deduce one thing: the Masked Spammer had struck again!
Nice pun.
Lovely spam, wonderful spam.
*Vomits on Kade*
*Dodges.*
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Quote from: lass of something much on April 12, 2021, 12:18:47 PM
Quote from: Hickory on April 11, 2021, 05:26:23 AM
Quote from: Booklover on April 10, 2021, 03:21:32 PM
But I like (I like) chains!
You know, this reminds me of that one time I was walking in a mall (pre-COVID, don't worry). I was on my way to purchase some cheap steel chains for myself (I moonlight as a goth girl in Columbus) when I was accosted by PRAECS (People's Republican Army for Eradication of Cheap Steel), a terror group consisting of vigilantes and ex-Steel Regulatory Commission employees wanted by the FBI for tax fraud. The extremists then demanded that I give up my cheap steel and sign up for a series of propaganda-ridden "steel enthusiast education seminars" hosted in the local public convention center's lobby. When I refused to sign up for this obviously draconian punishment, they proceeded to wrap me in high-grade steel chain before tossing me into the nearest mall pond, after which they swarmed the local Hot Topic with a series of high-power magnets and "confiscated" all cheap steel jewelry (later recovered by an FBI raid at an abandoned farmhouse forty miles outside Columbus). Truly an affront to this great country as well as the Department of Commerce's Section 232 investigation of the steel market in the US, which was, of course, designed to combat steel elitism prevalent in the Midwest.
That is the weirdest shopping story I have ever heard
Don't worry, it wasn't as weird as that one time I visited the park near my house and happened to see a raft of ducks walking by on their way to the pond. Knowing how many retirees in my town liked to feed the ducks various items of gluten-rich food, I (after checking to make sure no-one of this demographic was present) shouted "FATTY! FATSO! GET SOME REAL FOOD LIKE POND WEEDS!" and assorted diet-related insults at the feathery gluttons. Little did I know that prominent members of the PRADD (People's Republican Army for Defense of Ducks), a noted terror group consisting of vigilantes and ex-PETA activists wanted by the ATF for possession of unregistered firearms, were nearby (their clothing had earlier led me to mistake them for a herd of butch lesbians). The PRADD terrorists then descended upon me while several of their group fell into a loose skirmish formation around the ducks. I was pelted with a variety of insults (apparently aimed at my choice of clothing, which was evidently "waterfowlphobic") and then summarily tossed into the nearest pond, after which my assailants proceeded to spoil the smug mallards with bags of Nature's Own 100% Whole Grain wheat bread. Truly an affront to this great nation as well as Michelle Obama's 2010 "Let's Move!" dietary campaign, which was, of course, aimed to combat the rapid spread of waterfowl obesity in America.
These last posts have been very interesting.
Tries to balance on my head and immediately topples over.
*does not even bother to attempt to balance on my head because it will fail horribly*
Quote from: Gourmand on April 13, 2021, 01:53:54 PM
Tries to balance on my head and immediately topples over.
Skillz
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a galaxy far far away a long time ago. THE END.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 12, 2021, 11:00:17 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 12, 2021, 09:41:12 PM
*Vomits on Kade*
Wow, rude, much.
It's my signature move
Quote from: Hickory on April 13, 2021, 02:32:11 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 12, 2021, 12:18:47 PM
Quote from: Hickory on April 11, 2021, 05:26:23 AM
Quote from: Booklover on April 10, 2021, 03:21:32 PM
But I like (I like) chains!
You know, this reminds me of that one time I was walking in a mall (pre-COVID, don't worry). I was on my way to purchase some cheap steel chains for myself (I moonlight as a goth girl in Columbus) when I was accosted by PRAECS (People's Republican Army for Eradication of Cheap Steel), a terror group consisting of vigilantes and ex-Steel Regulatory Commission employees wanted by the FBI for tax fraud. The extremists then demanded that I give up my cheap steel and sign up for a series of propaganda-ridden "steel enthusiast education seminars" hosted in the local public convention center's lobby. When I refused to sign up for this obviously draconian punishment, they proceeded to wrap me in high-grade steel chain before tossing me into the nearest mall pond, after which they swarmed the local Hot Topic with a series of high-power magnets and "confiscated" all cheap steel jewelry (later recovered by an FBI raid at an abandoned farmhouse forty miles outside Columbus). Truly an affront to this great country as well as the Department of Commerce's Section 232 investigation of the steel market in the US, which was, of course, designed to combat steel elitism prevalent in the Midwest.
That is the weirdest shopping story I have ever heard
Don't worry, it wasn't as weird as that one time I visited the park near my house and happened to see a raft of ducks walking by on their way to the pond. Knowing how many retirees in my town liked to feed the ducks various items of gluten-rich food, I (after checking to make sure no-one of this demographic was present) shouted "FATTY! FATSO! GET SOME REAL FOOD LIKE POND WEEDS!" and assorted diet-related insults at the feathery gluttons. Little did I know that prominent members of the PRADD (People's Republican Army for Defense of Ducks), a noted terror group consisting of vigilantes and ex-PETA activists wanted by the ATF for possession of unregistered firearms, were nearby (their clothing had earlier led me to mistake them for a herd of butch lesbians). The PRADD terrorists then descended upon me while several of their group fell into a loose skirmish formation around the ducks. I was pelted with a variety of insults (apparently aimed at my choice of clothing, which was evidently "waterfowlphobic") and then summarily tossed into the nearest pond, after which my assailants proceeded to spoil the smug mallards with bags of Nature's Own 100% Whole Grain wheat bread. Truly an affront to this great nation as well as Michelle Obama's 2010 "Let's Move!" dietary campaign, which was, of course, aimed to combat the rapid spread of waterfowl obesity in America.
o.0
...
What on earth...
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That is not funny.
Spoiler
This
just in...
Spoiler
The
cellarwide question...
Spoiler
Everyones asking it...
Spoiler
Do baby sharks eat paper?
Quote from: Ally046 on May 10, 2021, 07:38:41 PM
Spoiler
This
just in...
Spoiler
The
cellarwide question...
Spoiler
Everyones asking it...
Spoiler
Do baby sharks eat paper?
Do I count as a shark? Does a bookworm actually eat paper, even figuratively? Did I learn to read as a baby?
...
These are questions you must answer within...
SPARK PODS
*misread that as shark dogs* :giggle:
Pffffffft
Aaaaalrighty then XD
Guess that's a thing now
Spoiler
They'll become best friends with the DDB's.
https://dibbuns.proboards.com/thread/971/rubber-chickens-struck-last
What is that?
The DAB (Dibbuns Against Bedtime) forum, apparently.
Oh.
(My little sisters oughta join the DAB crew, they are so naughty.)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 11, 2021, 06:52:31 PM
*misread that as shark dogs* :giggle:
We have otterbadgers, so why not shark dogs?
Why not pet spark pods?
Why not pet a calendar?
Heck, why not eat a clock?
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 12, 2021, 05:36:07 PM
Why not pet a calendar?
Heck, why not eat a clock?
Because I'm not a crocodile The DDb's do that, don't they?
I HAVE A CHAIR
*KILLS IT WITH FIRE*
I HAVE ARMS WITH 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Tell Teer, not me. She's the forum medicine taniwha.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 12, 2021, 05:36:07 PM
Why not pet a calendar?
Heck, why not eat a clock?
Calendars often have pictures of animals.
You (general people, I'm not implying that you specifically are greedy) eat seconds, so why not a clock?
Seconds are tasty, minutes are satisfying, but hours are too chewy.
And days?
What about second breakfasts?
And third breakfasts?
Elevensies?
Lunch?
Y'all are making me hungry.
Yes.
Clock.
Very time consuming.
or them
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 12, 2021, 06:36:38 PM
I HAVE ARMS WITH 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
*Rubs eyes and heals WT-40.*
Do baby sharks eat paper?
Yes.
At mach 10 yes
See whatever I said before.
no
The question is what is moving at Mach 10.
An unladen swallow.
Hmm?
Quote from: Verdauga on May 12, 2021, 07:04:16 PM
The question is what is moving at Mach 10.
mach 11
...
Say what?
What
Thanks :D
Oof.
Spoiler
I didnt even mean to make a joke! :giggle:
What is Mach 10??
The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 12, 2021, 06:39:03 PM
Tell Teer, not me. She's the forum medicine taniwha.
*Coughs in forum healer and emergency medic.. Also coughs in Teer has nothing to do with medicine*
Did she just jump over Sasha?
SaSHa BrIcE?!?!
No, SASHA THE PUPPY!
OH HO, HO!?
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Whee-hee-hee?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 17, 2021, 08:06:53 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on May 16, 2021, 09:47:14 AM
SaSHa BrIcE?!?!
Get your eddication done, young un.
No u. You clearly haven%u2019t seen attack on titan. (Don%u2019t, it is gory and depressingly well written )
I wasn't going to.
Also, what does "%u2019" mean?
It happens to apostrophes when posts are edited. Or quoted, maybe?
It's annoying.
Hmmm. I've definitely seen it happen before.
If the words are copy/pasted from a text editor or document processor, it can happen then. It plagued more than a few of my exhibitions.
Oh. It's still really annoying.
It is. Even more so when you have to comb through a bloc of text to edit all that out and replace it with apostrophes.
*Quietly zinkz aboot ztartin' a fire zomevhere*
Zlinkz, not zinkz.
Dill pickles, preachers!
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 07, 2021, 03:33:35 PM
Zlinkz, not zinkz.
Nyet, 'zinkz'. Az in
'Ah zink zerefore Ah am'.
Alzae,
Banana!
Weasels are better than bananas.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 07, 2021, 08:44:02 PM
Weasels are better than bananas.
CORRECT!!!WEASELS
RULE!!!
A weasel eating a banana... sounds like a good fanfic.
*Slips on smoothie* Oh botheeeeeeeeeer!
There was something I wanted to say, but I forgot.
About weasels?
I can't remember. I don't think so??
That's ok, it was close enough.
yah
3 + 9x - 5y = 4z
xy + 3z = Toazt
4x = ?
I am back for now!
:o HI!
PERI?! Great to see ya! How's it going?
Hi Peri! Nice to meet you!
*Enjoyed 'iz birzday*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 08, 2021, 11:23:22 AM
*Slips on smoothie* Oh botheeeeeeeeeer!
*smoothie slips on Sebias*
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy did your birthday happen recently?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 09, 2021, 06:19:36 PM
*Enjoyed 'iz birzday*
Hold up, did I miss it? D: HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, HEAD!
*bursts into topic* What? Did I forget your birthday? 8( *gives an apologic wiggle of the index toes* Come, my fellows! We must begin the festivities at once! 8-)
(Sorry, Sheev. I couldn't resist.)
Hapoy birthday, I guess?
Quote from: Verdauga on June 09, 2021, 07:26:36 PM
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy did your birthday happen recently?
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Lettuce is just crunchy water.
A young sausage? Interesting. I must watch that later...my little sisters are bothering me right now though.
You are really bothering me right now. Stop yelling.
I was once asked if I was from England.
Well? What did you tell 'em?
She should have said yes. Just because telling the truth is right sometimes.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 14, 2021, 07:52:18 AM
I was once asked if I was from England.
Some people at work said I had a slight British accent.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 14, 2021, 02:56:06 PM
Well? What did you tell 'em?
That I sound peculiar 'cause my accent is slightly influenced by my kiwi dad.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 16, 2021, 12:34:10 AM
Some people at work said I had a slight British accent.
Interesting. Why do you think that is?
yes
no
green
Zofa.
Death...
DDBs! DDBs! DDBs! HALP! THEY COMING!!!
Bats!
*the DDB's chase after the bats*
Rats!
... The R.O.U.S. type of rats?
*the R.O.U.S.'s chase away the rats who are apparently of inferior quality*
Birds!
*the rats are sad because it's not their fault that they tend to get damaged easily*
O.o wha?!?!?!
They're inferior quality.
Oh no!
Jk,
Bears!
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 21, 2021, 01:34:49 AM
*the rats are sad because it's not their fault that they tend to get damaged easily*
#relatable
*sad rat noises*
*happiness noises*
*Noises.*
*covers ears*
*Dies*
Gasp! A fallen fellow! I must help! *Begins Heimlich maneuver on Ally.*
Wow, Kade is a hero!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 22, 2021, 02:46:35 PM
Gasp! A fallen fellow! I must help! *Begins Heimlich maneuver on Ally.*
You're just makin' it worse.
I made a base out of a sunken ship in a Minecraft run recently. Got a Drowned into my boat where it burned up in the sun, pondering it's life (death?) choices.
Hardcore.
That was mode I played on. How'd you know? :o
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 21, 2021, 01:05:34 AM
... The R.O.U.S. type of rats?
Inconceivable! But what if they're Redwall rats? Or Redwall Rodents of Unusual Size.
My siblings were playing Minecraft together, when my youngest brother started stealing stuff from their chests. They told him they had built him a house, lured him into a pit, and then blew him up. He was four.
Four years old and already a life of crime. It's a shame he died so young.
*Cries for the forever young.*
Ach...
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 24, 2021, 07:20:45 AM
My siblings were playing Minecraft together, when my youngest brother started stealing stuff from their chests. They told him they had built him a house, lured him into a pit, and then blew him up. He was four.
Which siblings? Are you sure you didn't take place in this drastic murder?
My four younger siblings. This occurred quite a while ago and I was uninvolved. It was pretty funny at the time.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 25, 2021, 12:58:55 PM
My four younger siblings. This occurred quite a while ago and I was uninvolved. It was pretty funny at the time.
Are you sure you're an elm? I'm beginning to think you're secretly a hardcore apple...
Try tae zay zeze 'namez' foive toimez fazt - vizoot laughin' tae boot!
Wakka wakka
Dis toime, fo Africa.
E
A
SPORTS
IT'S IN THE GAME
Zmelly
People
On
Runnin'
Toe
Zhoez
Okay then...*Averts eyes*
From?
But why?
Because. ^-^
Why does One-eye pop in once in a blue moon, shoot some random people, post one letter, and leave.
The one letter posts kinda fit, I mean, he is One...I
But the letter is E!
Presumably that's pronounced the same as 'eye' in some languages.
*Breaks the E in Aye-Eye's keyboards*
*And steals his kets because they are adorable*
Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2021, 01:04:00 AM
*Breaks the E in Aye-Eye's keyboards*
*And steals his kets because they are adorable*
*angr*
*Returns the felines to One-eye and replaces the 'R's in his keyboard.*
Do I even get paid for this?
*Zree lemonz run in, boite ze next pozter, und zen run off*
Come back here.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 02, 2021, 02:44:25 AM
*Returns the felines to One-eye and replaces the 'R's in his keyboard.*
Do I even get paid for this?
You seem to like 'R's', so I guess you're a pirate. If you want money, you can get it.
I am a pirate, but my true love be the C.
Black mark?
1, 2, 3, 4, Ah declare a thumb var. *Pullz oot thumb nuclear mizzilez und thumb tankz*
:o "Uhh, umm, yeah, I'll just..." *...Averts eyes*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 03, 2021, 02:06:24 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 02, 2021, 10:07:50 PM
I am a pirate, but my true love be the C.
Hah!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 02, 2021, 02:09:47 AM
*angr*
*gives One-Eye a black mark on his paper for bad spelling*
I stole his Es, he couldn't spell it right! Mwhehehehehehehe!
Quote from: Ally046 on July 03, 2021, 04:30:42 PM
Black mark?
I made a little black mark next to the word that was spelled wrong, on his paper, but you aren't allowed to see it because that would be rude.
*Paintz a zmoiley zun o'er it*
vhy zo
*confuzzlement*
Amogus
NEIN!
*Imposters One-eye*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 02, 2021, 10:07:50 PM
I am a pirate, but my true love be the C.
I will fite you
*Ze zmoiley zun beginz attackin' everybeazt viz loight beamz*
One might say that it's... beaming at us.
See, this is the perfect cue to post the Teletubby sun image. But I won't (because I'm nice like that).
Why was that so hard to say?
?
Something random.
Ah.
What?
0ONE PUUUUUUUUNNNNCCCHHHH
...Have you actually watched that?
Haven't finished it, I'm still on season one
Noice! Great show, that.
Mhm!
Zpeakin' o' animez, Fullmetal Alchemizt: Brozerhood iz major! Ye zhould definitely watch zat!
PK FIRE
PK FIRE
PK FIRE
PK FIRE
PK FIRE
PK FIRE
PK FIRE
PK FIRE
PK FIRE
PK FIRE
PK FIRE
PK FIRE
PK FIRE
PK FIRE
PK FIRE
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Friggin' edge guarding, pk spamming jerkfaces
*screeches*
*Screeches louder and higher pitched*
*hahaha I'm still louder than you are*
I can outloud you all.
Please do. ;D
*Does.*
*is le deafened*
D:
Zhould Ah zummon Binky Ze Clovn...?
Definitely.
Ugh, accidentally marked the cellars as read.
How dare you do such an awful thing! >:( You shall be tarred and feathered!
No! *Shelters and protects Russa*
*tars and feathers... uh... a nearby chair?*
Wha?
*Vatchez a certain fire burn*
But did ye look under zere? *Pointz*
I did. Lookit this quarter!
Oh, there's the quarter I gave Freddy the froad, so he could buy some candy with it.
But is Freddy in New Zealand?
No, he's under the couch, waiting patiently for the Verd to give back his quarter.
'e moight need tae moind zoze Duzt Bunniez. Zey can be killerz...
Ach... 'tiz completely 'orrifyin'...
Indeed. ;D
*'idez from ze completely 'orrifyin' Duzt Bunniez*
Zpeakin' o' vhich, me aulder zizter vone toime vhen zhe vaz young vaz told zat zhe couldnae get Goldfizh . . . zae zhe zecretly bought zem anyvay, und 'id zem under 'er bed. Vone day 'er Mum vaz cleanin' 'er room, und found ze Goldfizh under ze bed, completely dead. Me zizter 'ad evidently forgotten aboot zem, und ze Duzt Bunniez killed zem. O' courze me zizter gaet in trouble...
(Wait, the snack Goldfish, or the real fish?)
Ze real Goldfizh.
Don't look behind you.
You are now cursed with five minutes of bad luck at some random time in the future.
Five minutes? Only five minutes? Lucky me. ;D Thank you, Kade.
No problem. ^-^
Indeed.
Ye alzae get a cookie. *A cookie dropz oot o' ze zky*
MINE *Jumps and grabs the cookie out of the sky.*
DECOY.
*Ze cookie explodez in Kade'z face, releazin' a net vhich capturez 'im; Anozer cookie dropz oot o' ze zky fer Flib (nae a decoy ziz toime)*
My mom is IRL baking a cookie-cake, so thanks but no thanks. Imma get an IRL one instead. You can keep the cookie.
#rude
It was delicious. :(
*Ze zecond cookie getz inzulted und valkz ava irritated*
*charges after the cookie* ;D https://youtu.be/EE8kOv26BuQ
Lol.
Indeed. I couldn't find the gif, though.
It's hiding from you.
Indeed.
It's scared of you.
Indeed.
Because of your face.
I didn't know I looked that good, but thanks.
*Thumbs up.* ^-^
And now it's afraid of you.
Your face?
The gif.
Your face is afraid of the gif? My how the turntables.
I'm not, but the turntables are afraid of the gif, and the gif is afraid of YOUR FACE.
Wik.
Waka Waka Waka
Quoz ze Raven "Nevermore!"
On Came Ze Meteorz.
Charge up ze ztairz!
You know there's a YouTube button, right Flib?
What does Epithesi mean? Is it Greek for "Charge"?
Tree fiddy.
*Tva Tapevormz ztep up viz a microphone und begin zingin'*
Zeir Zong
♪♪ Weeeeeeeeere happy little worms,
We like to squiggle and squirm,
We eat what you eat
'cause we're inside you!
Taaaaaaaaaapewooooooooooooorms,
We're there for every meeeeeeeeeeeeeeal!!! ♪♪
Thanks, I hate it.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 19, 2021, 06:01:28 PM
*Tva Tapevormz ztep up viz a microphone und begin zingin'*
Zeir Zong
♪♪ Weeeeeeeeere happy little worms,
We like to squiggle and squirm,
We eat what you eat
'cause we're inside you!
Taaaaaaaaaapewooooooooooooorms,
We're there for every meeeeeeeeeeeeeeal!!! ♪♪
Wouldn't it be the mealworms who are there for every meal?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 18, 2021, 11:26:57 PM
What does Epithesi mean? Is it Greek for "Charge"?
Yes. ^-^
Mildly temperate beans.
Zkyfall, by a certain German pover metal band-
viz lyricz!!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 07, 2021, 06:47:37 PM
Friggin' edge guarding, pk spamming jerkfaces
My thoughts exactly when fighting Ness.
Edgeguarding is fun though.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 19, 2021, 06:01:28 PM
*Tva Tapevormz ztep up viz a microphone und begin zingin'*
Zeir Zong
♪♪ Weeeeeeeeere happy little worms,
We like to squiggle and squirm,
We eat what you eat
'cause we're inside you!
Taaaaaaaaaapewooooooooooooorms,
We're there for every meeeeeeeeeeeeeeal!!! ♪♪
Oh nooooo, not the Tapeworms!!!
ij kkkhukihjkfsljiajhiokkkkkkasf'tgikaudhjbkjah5huegouv
kmeaysbhoianrgd
Ah juzt revatched zat Zkyfall video in fullzcreen. Tvaz a very major job zat ze vone vho added ze lyricz tae ze original muzic video did- zey didnae mezz up any o' ze original video'z quality. Major!!!
Jingz! Zat iz very major!
Aye!
Ach
Ach...
Ach...
Ach...
This is hardly random. You're just copying each other.
Oh, the flitting of flight,
Giggling is only right,
Delight is far too great to fight,
As the wings shine so bright,
Like a loft little light in the night!
Quote from: Booklover on July 23, 2021, 07:15:22 AM
This is hardly random. You're just copying each other.
It's still quite random, Oh Most Gracious Liberator of Books.
*Floats through the scene.*
*Zree apple piez viz vingz flutter after 'im*
Where did he go?
♪♫♪La La La-La, La La La-La, Elmo'z Vooooooooooooorld.......♪♫♪
no plz
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Spoiler
'He chanted a song of wizardry,
Of piercing, opening, of treachery,
Revealing, uncovering, betraying.'
'Then sudden Felagund there swaying,
Sang in a song of staying,
Resisting, battling against power,
Of secrets kept, strength like a tower,
And trust unbroken, freedom, escape;
Of changing and shifting shape,
Of snares eluded, broken traps,
The prison opening, the chain that snaps.
'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Nai elyë hiruva. Namárië!
Sí man i yulma nin enquantuva?
Sí vanwa ná, Rómello vanwa, Valimar!
'Backwards and forwards swayed their song.
Reeling foundering, as ever more strong
The chanting swelled, Felagund fought,
And all the magic and might he brought
Of Elvenesse into his words.
Softly in the gloom they heard the birds
Singing afar in Nargothrond,
The sighting of the Sea beyond,
Beyond the western world, on sand,
On sand of pearls on Elvenland.'
'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Rómello vanwa, Valimar!
'Then in the doom gathered; darkness growing
In Valinor, the red blood flowing
Beside the Sea, where the Noldor slew
The Foamriders, and stealing drew
Their white ships with their white sails
From lamplit havens. The wind wails,
The wolf howls. The ravens flee.
The ice mutters in the mouths of the Sea.
The captives sad in Angband mourn.
Thunder rumbles, the fires burn-
And Finrod fell before the throne.'
Sheesh, can ye not put that in a spoiler?
*Ze Gremlinz droive a tractor trough ze vindov*
That's not very fair to both the window and the tractor.
I'm more impressed that they were able to do it at all. Like, did they have a ramp or something?
Nyet, zey juzt 'ad zeveral o' zem vorkin' togezer.
In ozer partz o' ze vorld...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 27, 2021, 02:20:38 PM
I'm more impressed that they were able to do it at all. Like, did they have a ramp or something?
Nyet, tvaz ze DDBz. Zey lent vone o' zere flyin' bulldozerz tae ze Gremlinz, vho zen changed it intae a tractor. It'z ztill retained it'z flyin' abilitiez, zough.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 27, 2021, 07:37:29 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 27, 2021, 02:20:38 PM
I'm more impressed that they were able to do it at all. Like, did they have a ramp or something?
Nyet, tvaz ze DDBz. Zey lent vone o' zere flyin' bulldozerz tae ze Gremlinz, vho zen changed it intae a tractor. It'z ztill retained it'z flyin' abilitiez, zough.
Ah yes
Flying tractor
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 26, 2021, 08:11:46 PM
'He chanted a song of wizardry,
Of piercing, opening, of treachery,
Revealing, uncovering, betraying.'
'Then sudden Felagund there swaying,
Sang in a song of staying,
Resisting, battling against power,
Of secrets kept, strength like a tower,
And trust unbroken, freedom, escape;
Of changing and shifting shape,
Of snares eluded, broken traps,
The prison opening, the chain that snaps.
'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Nai elyë hiruva. Namárië!
Sí man i yulma nin enquantuva?
Sí vanwa ná, Rómello vanwa, Valimar!
'Backwards and forwards swayed their song.
Reeling foundering, as ever more strong
The chanting swelled, Felagund fought,
And all the magic and might he brought
Of Elvenesse into his words.
Softly in the gloom they heard the birds
Singing afar in Nargothrond,
The sighting of the Sea beyond,
Beyond the western world, on sand,
On sand of pearls on Elvenland.'
'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Rómello vanwa, Valimar!
'Then in the doom gathered; darkness growing
In Valinor, the red blood flowing
Beside the Sea, where the Noldor slew
The Foamriders, and stealing drew
Their white ships with their white sails
From lamplit havens. The wind wails,
The wolf howls. The ravens flee.
The ice mutters in the mouths of the Sea.
The captives sad in Angband mourn.
Thunder rumbles, the fires burn-
And Finrod fell before the throne.'
Eeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
...
Look, the Silmarillion is good, okay?
Don't worry; I got over it.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 28, 2021, 07:49:53 AM
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 26, 2021, 08:11:46 PM
Spoiler
'He chanted a song of wizardry,
Of piercing, opening, of treachery,
Revealing, uncovering, betraying.'
'Then sudden Felagund there swaying,
Sang in a song of staying,
Resisting, battling against power,
Of secrets kept, strength like a tower,
And trust unbroken, freedom, escape;
Of changing and shifting shape,
Of snares eluded, broken traps,
The prison opening, the chain that snaps.
'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Nai elyë hiruva. Namárië!
Sí man i yulma nin enquantuva?
Sí vanwa ná, Rómello vanwa, Valimar!
'Backwards and forwards swayed their song.
Reeling foundering, as ever more strong
The chanting swelled, Felagund fought,
And all the magic and might he brought
Of Elvenesse into his words.
Softly in the gloom they heard the birds
Singing afar in Nargothrond,
The sighting of the Sea beyond,
Beyond the western world, on sand,
On sand of pearls on Elvenland.'
'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Rómello vanwa, Valimar!
'Then in the doom gathered; darkness growing
In Valinor, the red blood flowing
Beside the Sea, where the Noldor slew
The Foamriders, and stealing drew
Their white ships with their white sails
From lamplit havens. The wind wails,
The wolf howls. The ravens flee.
The ice mutters in the mouths of the Sea.
The captives sad in Angband mourn.
Thunder rumbles, the fires burn-
And Finrod fell before the throne.'
Eeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
...
Look, the Silmarillion is good, okay?
I've never read it, but I know what it's about, down to the last detail because
someone spoiled it for me. >:( *glares at the someone, who ought to be ashamed of herself*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 28, 2021, 03:08:38 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 28, 2021, 07:49:53 AM
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 26, 2021, 08:11:46 PM
Spoiler
'He chanted a song of wizardry,
Of piercing, opening, of treachery,
Revealing, uncovering, betraying.'
'Then sudden Felagund there swaying,
Sang in a song of staying,
Resisting, battling against power,
Of secrets kept, strength like a tower,
And trust unbroken, freedom, escape;
Of changing and shifting shape,
Of snares eluded, broken traps,
The prison opening, the chain that snaps.
'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Nai elyë hiruva. Namárië!
Sí man i yulma nin enquantuva?
Sí vanwa ná, Rómello vanwa, Valimar!
'Backwards and forwards swayed their song.
Reeling foundering, as ever more strong
The chanting swelled, Felagund fought,
And all the magic and might he brought
Of Elvenesse into his words.
Softly in the gloom they heard the birds
Singing afar in Nargothrond,
The sighting of the Sea beyond,
Beyond the western world, on sand,
On sand of pearls on Elvenland.'
'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Rómello vanwa, Valimar!
'Then in the doom gathered; darkness growing
In Valinor, the red blood flowing
Beside the Sea, where the Noldor slew
The Foamriders, and stealing drew
Their white ships with their white sails
From lamplit havens. The wind wails,
The wolf howls. The ravens flee.
The ice mutters in the mouths of the Sea.
The captives sad in Angband mourn.
Thunder rumbles, the fires burn-
And Finrod fell before the throne.'
Eeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
...
Look, the Silmarillion is good, okay?
I've never read it, but I know what it's about, down to the last detail because someone spoiled it for me. >:( *glares at the someone, who ought to be ashamed of herself*
Too much trolling
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 27, 2021, 05:35:36 PM
Nyet, zey juzt 'ad zeveral o' zem vorkin' togezer.
In ozer partz o' ze vorld...
This reminded me of Animal Farm. Very different in tone.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 29, 2021, 03:23:46 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 28, 2021, 03:08:38 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 28, 2021, 07:49:53 AM
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 26, 2021, 08:11:46 PM
Spoiler
'He chanted a song of wizardry,
Of piercing, opening, of treachery,
Revealing, uncovering, betraying.'
'Then sudden Felagund there swaying,
Sang in a song of staying,
Resisting, battling against power,
Of secrets kept, strength like a tower,
And trust unbroken, freedom, escape;
Of changing and shifting shape,
Of snares eluded, broken traps,
The prison opening, the chain that snaps.
'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Nai elyë hiruva. Namárië!
Sí man i yulma nin enquantuva?
Sí vanwa ná, Rómello vanwa, Valimar!
'Backwards and forwards swayed their song.
Reeling foundering, as ever more strong
The chanting swelled, Felagund fought,
And all the magic and might he brought
Of Elvenesse into his words.
Softly in the gloom they heard the birds
Singing afar in Nargothrond,
The sighting of the Sea beyond,
Beyond the western world, on sand,
On sand of pearls on Elvenland.'
'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Rómello vanwa, Valimar!
'Then in the doom gathered; darkness growing
In Valinor, the red blood flowing
Beside the Sea, where the Noldor slew
The Foamriders, and stealing drew
Their white ships with their white sails
From lamplit havens. The wind wails,
The wolf howls. The ravens flee.
The ice mutters in the mouths of the Sea.
The captives sad in Angband mourn.
Thunder rumbles, the fires burn-
And Finrod fell before the throne.'
Eeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
...
Look, the Silmarillion is good, okay?
I've never read it, but I know what it's about, down to the last detail because someone spoiled it for me. >:( *glares at the someone, who ought to be ashamed of herself*
Too much trolling
Mhm....Bad move, Rippy, bad move..
She doesn't troll me. She's always talking about it IRL, is what I mean, and I don't know how to make her stop.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on July 29, 2021, 03:34:50 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 27, 2021, 05:35:36 PM
Nyet, zey juzt 'ad zeveral o' zem vorkin' togezer.
In ozer partz o' ze vorld...
This reminded me of Animal Farm. Very different in tone.
Yeah,
very different tone :laugh:
XD
Should I eat rice crackers or go to bed?
Yes!
I just discovered that the rice crackers are all gone! What do I do?
PANIC
I don't think that would be very helpful.
No, but it is appropriate.
Well, since you want to be a spoil sport, you could go out and get some more rice crackers, or find something else to eat. Or go to sleep hungry.
Yup, that's what the book has on it :giggle:
In large friendly letters on the front cover.
Remember vhere yer tovel iz, taae. Tiz very important, az vell az uzeful.
And whatever you do, don't listen to Vogon poetry.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 28, 2021, 03:08:38 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 28, 2021, 07:49:53 AM
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 26, 2021, 08:11:46 PM
Spoiler
'He chanted a song of wizardry,
Of piercing, opening, of treachery,
Revealing, uncovering, betraying.'
'Then sudden Felagund there swaying,
Sang in a song of staying,
Resisting, battling against power,
Of secrets kept, strength like a tower,
And trust unbroken, freedom, escape;
Of changing and shifting shape,
Of snares eluded, broken traps,
The prison opening, the chain that snaps.
'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Nai elyë hiruva. Namárië!
Sí man i yulma nin enquantuva?
Sí vanwa ná, Rómello vanwa, Valimar!
'Backwards and forwards swayed their song.
Reeling foundering, as ever more strong
The chanting swelled, Felagund fought,
And all the magic and might he brought
Of Elvenesse into his words.
Softly in the gloom they heard the birds
Singing afar in Nargothrond,
The sighting of the Sea beyond,
Beyond the western world, on sand,
On sand of pearls on Elvenland.'
'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Rómello vanwa, Valimar!
'Then in the doom gathered; darkness growing
In Valinor, the red blood flowing
Beside the Sea, where the Noldor slew
The Foamriders, and stealing drew
Their white ships with their white sails
From lamplit havens. The wind wails,
The wolf howls. The ravens flee.
The ice mutters in the mouths of the Sea.
The captives sad in Angband mourn.
Thunder rumbles, the fires burn-
And Finrod fell before the throne.'
Eeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
...
Look, the Silmarillion is good, okay?
I've never read it, but I know what it's about, down to the last detail because someone spoiled it for me. >:( *glares at the someone, who ought to be ashamed of herself*
You are not in a very friendly mood, so I can see. Maybe I had better be quiet and do as you say.
*Is quiet and feels ashamed of herself because the glare is so angry*
Thank you, dearest sister. ^-^
COOKIEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 08, 2021, 10:46:57 PM
COOKIEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes
Speaking of cookies, I made that pudding recipe again, and it tasted really bad. I think it's becaue it got sort of burned, when I was trying to help Petka measure something out, and now I'm afraid someone's going to get sick from it. And if they do, it'll all be my fault. :(
Edit:
@Rosieeeeee, somebeast called Kreg is on right now...
Eats four boxes of ginger snaps.
I love ginger snaps! Can I have one, please?
Already ate 'em. Ate the boxes whole though; want to retrieve one? I can help.
Ok. *holds out paws expectantly*
@Infant Lizzy, want a cookie?
*Eats Flib.* Go get 'em champ.
Ach... *Zree carrotz zoom by loike foighter planez o'erhead*
That's amazing!
*sees a pigeon called Carrot*
Quote from: Booklover on August 09, 2021, 05:30:31 PM
*sees a pigeon called Carrot*
*appears over bookie's shoulder*
eat him
No, I'm not a snake, I don't eat pigeons.
I went to a restaurant that served pigeon once (well, the menu was in French, but it's likely that 'pigeon' means 'pigeon').
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 09, 2021, 08:51:37 PM
Quote from: Booklover on August 09, 2021, 05:30:31 PM
*sees a pigeon called Carrot*
*appears over bookie's shoulder*
eat him
*Poofs over Bookie's other shoulder*
Don't eat him he has a family
Then Kade shouldn't eat me. I have a family.
I'm back in the US and the vibes are unusual.
Quote from: Booklover on August 10, 2021, 08:59:53 AM
Then Kade shouldn't eat me. I have a family.
(https://tenor.com/view/kronk-emperors-new-groove-angel-gif-20243447.gif)
*Eats Lass and BL.* Don't judge me.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 10, 2021, 09:13:44 AM
I'm back in the US and the vibes are unusual.
The US is a pretty different place compared to NZ, I would imagine.
Lemonz lemonz everyvhere, und nae a drop tae zink.
*makes lemonade*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 10, 2021, 02:08:22 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 10, 2021, 09:13:44 AM
I'm back in the US and the vibes are unusual.
The US is a pretty different place compared to NZ, I would imagine.
Yup.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on August 11, 2021, 12:01:35 PM
*makes lemonade*
Und ze noo zere are plenty o' dropz tae drink.
*Gets lemon juice on a cut*
It builds character.
Indeed.
Pigz from England, Pigz from France...
Pigs from in your underpants?
Cloze, but nae quite. 'az anybeazt elze read zat dibbunz book?
Not I, I don't believe.
But in order for magic to be real, you must believe in in it!
Mwa to the ha to the ha ha ha.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on August 31, 2021, 05:13:01 PM
But in order for magic to be real, you must believe in in it!
Do we want magic to be real?
Depends on the magic.
And the cost.
Knowing how magic tends to be, probably not then.
*Magic obztinately perziztz tae exizt, contrary tae vot anybeazt vantz*
Well, I don't believe in it.
What's belief?
Dis belief.
Ye 'ave everyzin' ye neeeeeeeeeed, if ye juuuuuzt belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve.....
I need a pair of socks.
I believe you have a pair of socks.
Now you just need feet to put them on.
Vid earz vork?
I don't believe so, no.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 08, 2021, 02:39:18 PM
I don't believe so, no.
*Dropz a bucket-full o' zockz ontae Kade*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 07, 2021, 02:55:42 PM
I believe you have a pair of socks.
Now you just need feet to put them on.
Oh...right, that is a problem. What should I do now? I'm...
stumped.
I am so sorry.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on September 09, 2021, 04:12:50 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 08, 2021, 05:33:10 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 08, 2021, 02:39:18 PM
I don't believe so, no.
*Dropz a bucket-full o' zockz ontae Kade*
I quoted a quote.
I quoted a quote of a quote.
Also: Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
*Booklover getz mauled by lemonz*
How rude.
*Lemon juice gaez everyvhere*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 12, 2021, 01:46:39 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 07, 2021, 02:55:42 PM
I believe you have a pair of socks.
Now you just need feet to put them on.
Oh...right, that is a problem. What should I do now? I'm...stumped.
I am so sorry.
*pat pat* iz ok
I'm socked that you would make such a toetally terrible pun. *legs it, in fear of the Pun Police*
It's always leap day for high jumpers.
Well, that is random.
I have toes.
*The "young prince" has been summoned by the mention of toes* 8D
Quote from: WorshipTiria on September 16, 2021, 03:47:26 PM
I have toes.
*Sheev dances* How wonderful. 8-) May I borrow them? I lost one of mine the other day when I was swimming in a shark-infested kiddie pool. 8(
Nah. We have different dice.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 06, 2021, 08:31:26 PM
I need a pair of socks.
Update: I got multiple pairs of socks. I never thought I'd be this successful in life.
On Came Ze Meteorz.
Meteorz need zockz taae, ye ken.
*flings socks after the meteors*
*Ze meteorz are extremely grateful, und immediately put ze zockz on*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 21, 2021, 01:42:54 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 06, 2021, 08:31:26 PM
I need a pair of socks.
Update: I got multiple pairs of socks. I never thought I'd be this successful in life.
I didn't see this until just now. I wish you long life and happiness with your socks, Russa!
Dogg.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 23, 2021, 03:28:41 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 21, 2021, 01:42:54 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 06, 2021, 08:31:26 PM
I need a pair of socks.
Update: I got multiple pairs of socks. I never thought I'd be this successful in life.
I didn't see this until just now. I wish you long life and happiness with your socks, Russa!
Thank you. ^-^
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 21, 2021, 01:42:54 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 06, 2021, 08:31:26 PM
I need a pair of socks.
Update: I got multiple pairs of socks. I never thought I'd be this successful in life.
Very proud of you, my niece.
O.o What does that make me, if I'm Russa's adopted sister, but also Lass's adopted sister?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 21, 2021, 01:42:54 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 06, 2021, 08:31:26 PM
I need a pair of socks.
Update: I got multiple pairs of socks. I never thought I'd be this successful in life.
Dobby is free?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 02, 2021, 10:24:38 PM
O.o What does that make me, if I'm Russa's adopted sister, but also Lass's adopted sister?
No idea. But it's still not as confusing as dome fictional family trees I've seen. Or real life ones, come to that.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 02, 2021, 10:24:38 PM
O.o What does that make me, if I'm Russa's adopted sister, but also Lass's adopted sister?
My child, x2. Don't think about it too hard.
Twice as much child for half the price.
Wr must revive forum memes
Wika Waka Woka.
No u
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 03, 2021, 06:52:49 AM
Twice as much child for half the price.
Sometimes I wonder whether I should actually think before I post.
....
....
Naaaaaaaah.
as it often goes.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 04, 2021, 05:06:59 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 03, 2021, 06:52:49 AM
Twice as much child for half the price.
Sometimes I wonder whether I should actually think before I post.
....
....
Naaaaaaaah.
Some of my best posts were made when I wasn't thinking straight, but then again that's all of them. Some of my best posts were made when I was tired and unable to think properly (but I'm an apprentice, so I'm not ready to think). So were some of my worst. (Like this one.)
It can alvayz be vorze.
Yup.
*Drinks a drink.* I prefer to think everything is always some form of mediocre.
*posts a post* This post is dome form of mediocre.
I can tell :D
Yes, the spelling was mediocre.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 02, 2021, 11:52:30 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 02, 2021, 10:24:38 PM
O.o What does that make me, if I'm Russa's adopted sister, but also Lass's adopted sister?
My child, x2. Don't think about it too hard.
Does that mean I am your irl daughter? *more confusion*
Quote from: Booklover on October 06, 2021, 06:37:23 PM
Yes, the spelling was mediocre.
I didn't mind.
I've made so many typoes recently. Some of them have been almost Hiagish, actually.
(https://y.yarn.co/ad36479e-5dd7-4794-bfc7-960e014ddcdb_text.gif)
Zomevone did.
Ach...
Aye?
*Hands Hiag a cup of tea*
*hands Hiag a cup of SA,BNQ,EUT*
Ah.
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/eenZwg5jklG3C/200w.gif)
*Vaz mentioned*
Then my life's ambition has been achieved. ;D
*Goes to the store to buy another (unachieved) life's ambition*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 08, 2021, 05:47:26 PM
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No, now please don't use 1% of your power. IDK if the forum servers can handle it
Far too much KNIFE CAKE
Why do y'all have to be concerningfusing?
cope
Corden
Noo, not him
CORDENNNN.
Gif is not for the feint of heart
Spoiler
(https://c.tenor.com/12Fl5idJty8AAAAS/no-joshua-and-the-promised-land.gif)
(https://c.tenor.com/HuYocxVkIakAAAAC/luke-skywalker-no.gif)
JAMES CORDEN
Not a big fan, actually.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 12, 2021, 12:48:08 PM
Why do y'all have to be concerningfusing?
Were we confusing before we joined the forum or did the forum make us confusing?
Both.
*is confused*
So we're confusingly confused and confusingly confusing?
Correct, my dear referencer and quoter of references and quotes.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 12, 2021, 03:44:16 PM
JAMES CORDEN
Craig Owens. (Letz zee if anybeazt getz ze reference...)
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 12, 2021, 12:23:35 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 08, 2021, 05:47:26 PM
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No, now please don't use 1% of your power. IDK if the forum servers can handle it
They can't. D:
*throws the 1% of power out the window*
Oh no. D:
Well it shouldn't be so rude to the forum servers.
(https://c.tenor.com/Ir5eG_TuMPYAAAAC/pokemon-confused.gif)
I agree completely.
You do?
Yes, I do.
Thnkz brosky.
*Thumbs up.*
>:D 8D :laugh: ^-^
And a *insert emoji* to you to.
:o >:( :(
I meant that in a nice way, but apparently my emoji lingo needs some work.
I'm aware.
Of which part?
^-^
So mysterious!
t-Thnkz?
*Finger guns.* No probs
*Falls to the ground and bleeds profusely* "How could you do me loike dis?!?!!!"
*Approaches smiling.*
8( 8( 8(
Hug? ^-^
*Runns for my loife, leaving behind a trail of... red*
*Appears in front of Ally.* No hug?
>8( "I'm very sorry, but I really must be going..." *Attempts to dart around Kade*
:(
*Heals Ally and hugs Kade.*
Good grief.
But why?
Quote from: Verdauga on October 16, 2021, 02:36:17 PM
*Heals Ally and hugs Kade.*
Good grief.
T'anks bruv.
Dae ye ken ze Muffin Man?
Yes. He owes me $12.
$12? Wouldn't it be $13, for a baker's dozen?
Maybe.
I bought a muffin earlier today and it was more expensive than I'd thought it would be (unless the hot dog was 90p more expensive than I'd thought). But it's been two years and I might have misremembered.
Chook E. Cheese. Where a kid can be a chicken.
Hm...Yes.
You're a squid now.
Thnkz for noticing. ^-^
The tentacles were a giveaway.
And the slime.
*Shine* not "slime" :-|
But of course, you're so shiny that you're positively glowing.
Why thank you. ^-^
You are so incredibly welcome.
And you're so incredible.
Shucks, you're such a sweetie ^_^
As long as you don't mean sweet in the eating sense, sure.
No worries, I don't ^-^
*Puts knife and fork away.*
No, no, of course not.
I didn't know you were into eating folks. Had me fooled.
I have a sweet tooth.
No bugs, thank you.
Bugs? Where?
*Pulls a millipede out of Flib's ear.* There.
Look who's talking. I have it on good authority that your floof is infested with Ally, Teer, a flashlight/torch, and a really good book. Besides I don't even have millipedes in my ear.
Not any more you don't.
And Ally and Teer aren't bugs, ya meanie.
I never did in the first place. And if they're not bugs then what are they?
My friends.
*visible confusion*
*Confuzed vizion*
*Confusable vision*
*Finishes off a wounded chocolate bar.*
D:
It was an act of mercy, thank ya very much!
*Ze ghozt o' ze chocolate bar dizagreez*
(Did the bottom emoji not show up or somethin loike tha?)
Quote from: Verdauga on October 19, 2021, 04:49:02 PM
It was an act of mercy, thank ya very much!
An unmerciful act of mercy, yes.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 19, 2021, 08:24:00 PM
*Ze ghozt o' ze chocolate bar dizagreez*
I agree with the ghost of the chocolate bar.
I wouldn't advise agreeing with ghosts, personally.
I'd agree with you if you weren't a ghost.
... Y- you aren't, are you?
Depends on who you're asking.
Who here is or has been a ghost? Jarky, me, a few others I think.
I'm pretty sure I'm a ghost in Flib's attic.
I'm haunted by that knowledge.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 20, 2021, 08:46:37 PM
I wouldn't advise agreeing with ghosts, personally.
I would, it stops them from haunting you for the rest of your life. (Moaning Myrtle, anyone?)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 20, 2021, 09:41:23 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm a ghost in Flib's attic.
Yes. Yes you are.
Quote from: Booklover on October 20, 2021, 09:43:00 PM
I'm haunted by that knowledge.
I'm so sorry. :(
So, you're saying that you'll start agreeing with me now?
No.
Guess I'll be haunting you for the rest of your life then.
No you won't.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 20, 2021, 10:31:08 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 20, 2021, 08:46:37 PM
I wouldn't advise agreeing with ghosts, personally.
I would, it stops them from haunting you for the rest of your life. (Moaning Myrtle, anyone?)
^
I only said that to disagree with you.
So you're an un-truther then, hmmmm?
No u.
Wrongo, friendo.
no u
*Ze Buddy Bearz appear on ze zcene, und try tae teach everybeazt zat zey zhould be noice und zveet und alvayz agree viz everyvone, becauze- accordin' tae zem- if ye ever dizagree viz zomebeazt, it meanz zat ye are vrong*
But surely that means that both of you are wrong? So what's right?
*takes a violin to the roof and twirls a pencil in my hand*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 22, 2021, 05:48:43 PM
*Ze Buddy Bearz appear on ze zcene, und try tae teach everybeazt zat zey zhould be noice und zveet und alvayz agree viz everyvone, becauze- accordin' tae zem- if ye ever dizagree viz zomebeazt, it meanz zat ye are vrong*
Well I still have to disagree with
that statement.
Und actually, ze Buddy Bearz dae dizagree regardin' pizza toppingz...(But vho daeznae?)
*Looks at the thread.*
Wha?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 22, 2021, 11:43:28 PM
Und actually, ze Buddy Bearz dae dizagree regardin' pizza toppingz...(But vho daeznae?)
Pineapple on pizza is the best.
Ugh.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 23, 2021, 01:50:46 AM
*Looks at the thread.*
Wha?
*chases the Verdibirb out of the thread* No sane people or Verds allowed in here, if you please!
Quote from: Booklover on October 23, 2021, 11:38:30 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 22, 2021, 11:43:28 PM
Und actually, ze Buddy Bearz dae dizagree regardin' pizza toppingz...(But vho daeznae?)
Pineapple on pizza is the best.
Poor mislead child. :(
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 23, 2021, 03:14:27 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on October 23, 2021, 01:50:46 AM
*Looks at the thread.*
Wha?
*chases the Verdibirb out of the thread* No sane people or Verds allowed in here, if you please!
Quote from: Booklover on October 23, 2021, 11:38:30 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 22, 2021, 11:43:28 PM
Und actually, ze Buddy Bearz dae dizagree regardin' pizza toppingz...(But vho daeznae?)
Pineapple on pizza is the best.
Poor mislead child. :(
I'm older than you.
Then you should know better.
I do. It is you who does not.
If you know better than to eat Hawai'ian pizza, why do you do it?
Ah, you misunderstand me. I mean that, as I am older than you, I am the one who knows better about pizza toppings. You, alas, do not. (I do not know whether a Lass does or not. I do know that donuts are tasty.)
I know more than you do about pizza toppings, because I had pizza for lunch yesterday (irl).
Also, age doesn't matter necessarily when it comes to wisdom.
Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad. It is also pitting pineapple on pizza.
And how do you know that I didn't have pizza for lunch?
Wisdom is found in making mistakes and learning from them... so I guess you're right, if you mean that putting pineapple on pizza was a mistake.
Quote from: Booklover on October 23, 2021, 06:14:27 PM
And how do you know that I didn't have pizza for lunch?
Because you don't seem to be very wise yet. ;D
Hmmm. Your mistake is never realising the amazingness of pineapple on pizza.
That's because there's no amazingness.
You only think that because you haven't realised it.
And you only think they're amazing because you haven't tried pizza without them.
I have. Multiple times.
Then why do you insist on this ridiculous and foolish behavior of eating pizza with pineapple on top it, if you've tried it with other toppings as well, multiple times? 'Cause Hawai'ian pizza is clearly not the best.
It is. Which I know because I've eaten many different pizzas.
Liar.
You doubt my ability to eat pizza?
Yes.
Why?
Why not? I'm bored and I want to do something naughty.
Like... Eating too much pizza?
There isn't any pizza left, and if there was, I wouldn't eat it if it had Hawai'ian toppings on it.
(JK, I actually do like Hawai'ian pizza. ;D)
You could have said so earlier.
But I was bored and wanted to argue with someone, so I didn't. ^-^
Fair enough.
It wasn't exactly fair.
Why not?
Why so?
There was nothing unfair.
I didn't say so.
I broke my wall in my sleep last night. :-|
Ah kicked an 'ole in a bookcaze vone toime in me zleep. Velcome tae ze club!
Clocks exist, but do they really?
Of course not. Think about it, dude. Have you ever really seen a clock?
Time is relative, so clocks are my cousins.
Impossible! We just established that they don't exist.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
You're an illusion.
I'm not time. I do know Time, though.
Yes you are.
*Zome potatoez try tae 'elp viz ze zituation, but it iz a miztake tae zink ye can zolve any major problemz juzt viz potatoez*
*Uses the potatoes to create a potato-powered clock.* Believe in yourself.
*doesn't*
*believes in Flib extra to make up for her self doubt* You can do it, Flib!
Pie.
Lemonz ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 27, 2021, 01:15:16 AM
Pie.
Pi times e, is that? I should probably actually memorise e, or at least the first few decimal places.
And, after a quick google search, turns out I was right. 2.718 is the start of e.
Nah.
Sodium and hydrogen, then?
Nice pfp, by the way.
Ya, credits to Ally ^-^
^-^
Speak of the devil.
But surely >:D is the devil? Or 😈?
Or Ally?
Oh? *>:D?*
Yeah, see?
Hm. >:D
So devilish.
That sounds wonderful.
It's still a lie.
Now you're thinking with portals!
With who?
The quote "The cake is a lie" is from the game Portal.
I haven't heard of that game before.
It's fun. It's a puzzle game where you make portals in order to solve physics puzzles.
(https://i.gifer.com/l44.gif)
I don't like maths.
You don't have to do math. Do you not see the gif? You make portals and move stuff around. When I say "physics puzzle", I mean you're moving stuff around physically in the game, like putting yourself or a box on a button to open a door.
That sounds difficult.
Not really :giggle:
If it was super hard, it wouldn't be as popular and well known as it is. You get to do fun stuff like using portals to launch yourself across bottomless pits and dodge turrets and the such.
Noice! I personally haven't heard of it either. 🤔
Really? Goodness gracious. Portal 2 has co-op as well, so that's even better ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 28, 2021, 06:04:55 PM
Not really :giggle:
If it was super hard, it wouldn't be as popular and well known as it is. You get to do fun stuff like using portals to launch yourself across bottomless pits and dodge turrets and the such.
There's no such thing as bottomless pits. Every crack in the ground eventually comes to an end somewheres.
That's wonderful; doesn't change my point ::)
How is it wonderful? It means if you fall down one of them, you'll hit the ground a veeeeery long way down, and even an Otterbadger can't survive that.
Also Hazel would probably like to play Portal, she loves video games.
Better than falling for the rest of your life, methinks :giggle:
I suspect she might. You probably wouldn't mind it either, if you tried it.
Yes. It's good.
(Not even sure I've really played it, but my brother has.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 28, 2021, 08:02:31 PM
I suspect she might. You probably wouldn't mind it either, if you tried it.
Ehh, I don't really like video games. I prefer sports. But thanks.
'ere'z zummat ve could dae- Let'z gae bozer
@Verdauga !
*Zeez 'im* Zere 'e iz! Let'z gae bozer 'im! *Bozer bozer bozer*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 28, 2021, 02:35:10 PM
So devilish.
So devil she's an egg.
Personally, I'd love to try Portal but I have never gotten to it. Also,
@Verdauga hai.
It's great, and like I said, Portal 2 has co-op, so you and Dann could roll through that no problem ;D
In ze beginnin' ze Redwall Abbey Forum vaz created.
Ziz 'az made a lot o' people very 'appy und been videly regarded az a good move.
True, True.
borgir
rigrob
Your face
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 30, 2021, 06:07:26 PM
In ze beginnin' ze Redwall Abbey Forum vaz created.
Ziz 'az made a lot o' people very 'appy und been videly regarded az a good move.
Sounds oddly familiar. (I'm sure there's a Hitchhiker's quote that's something like 'oddly familiar'. I am even more sure that there's a Hitchhiker's quote something along the lines of what you said.)
That's been the most attention I've received all week.
Quote from: Booklover on October 30, 2021, 08:00:10 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 30, 2021, 06:07:26 PM
In ze beginnin' ze Redwall Abbey Forum vaz created.
Ziz 'az made a lot o' people very 'appy und been videly regarded az a good move.
Sounds oddly familiar. (I'm sure there's a Hitchhiker's quote that's something like 'oddly familiar'. I am even more sure that there's a Hitchhiker's quote something along the lines of what you said.)
QuoteIn the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2021, 08:09:51 PM
That's been the most attention I've received all week.
:giggle:
This is too unrandom
Dice continue!
Where?!
To be fair, that's probably for the best.
Indeed
*'andz ze next pozter a plate o' zarcazm, viz a zoide o' irony und a dazh o' common zenze*
Finally.
You were in dire need of all those things.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 02, 2021, 05:56:29 PM
Finally.
This, my dear fellow, is an excellent example of all three of those things rolled into one.
Yes.
No.
I was agreeing with you tho. -_-
I wa being an annoying chook tho. ^_^
never
You spelled "always" wrong there
*Slappy*
Vrathful
Rozez
On
Noight
Guard
So wrathful.
Quote from: Ally046 on November 03, 2021, 03:46:23 PM
*Slappy*
*Hand/paw bounces off fluff.* ^-^
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 03, 2021, 05:47:28 PM
Vrathful
Rozez
On
Noight
Guard
Noight Guard... That reminds me: I must read Discworld soon.
You should. And I should reread it, eventually.
We can start at the same time, and see who finishes first. ^-^
But I'm quite busy so I barely have time to read.
On your marks! Get set! GO!
no u
;D ;D ;D >:( ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ :laugh: :-| 8-) 8-) 8-) :-| º-) 8D 8D
Quite the rollercoaster of emotions, Ally.
:hearteyes:
Is that so?
*Happy hugs to everybody*
You so huggy today :laugh:
Yes. *Hugs even more*
*is hugged*
Ow.
:giggle:
By Petar... >:D >:D >:D
Plot twist!
O:
Quite so.
Your face is a plot twist because it's always eating people at unexpected moments. ;D
*Eats Flib.* So unexpected ;)
*is unexpectedly eaten*
*yells from deep inside Kade* Plot twist!
*Pats belly.* Indeed.
*faints*
As one does.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 12, 2021, 08:59:30 PM
*Eats Flib.* So unexpected ;)
Not, we all know what a terrible otter badger you are.
It's Otterbadger, and I'm a wonderful Otterbadger. I give fluffy hugs to those that deserve it, and I eat all the ne'er-do-wells. What more could ya ask for?
Precisely.
*Hugs Ally.* See? Case in point.
*Is hugged by the wonderful Otterbadger* ^-^
Did you just call me a ne'er-do-well ? How dare thee! My digging of holes in the ground that will have water in is very good, thank you very much!
...You asking to be et?
Quote from: Ally046 on November 17, 2021, 04:10:13 PM
*Is hugged by the wonderful Otterbadger* ^-^
^_^
I'm asking to not be et.
Don't go about doing any ne'er-do-welling then ^-^
Your face is ne'er-do-welling
See, this? *Picks up Flib.* This is exactly what I'm talking about.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 16, 2021, 03:40:43 PM
It's Otterbadger, and I'm a wonderful Otterbadger. I give fluffy hugs to those that deserve it, and I eat all the ne'er-do-wells. What more could ya ask for?
Our lives, possibly? 'Cause hugs are nice but since you are really strong you often accidentally strangle us poor wee chooks, and otherwise we'll be et.
I've probably never killed anybeast via hug.
I suppose there's always the possibility of suffocation from floof, but that isn't exactly Kade's fault. He has such luxurious floof.
Mmhmm, Ally gets me.
Sometimes. :giggle:
But I'm so getable.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 17, 2021, 10:32:16 PM
See, this? *Picks up Flib.* This is exactly what I'm talking about.
How dare you call me this. My name is Flib.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 18, 2021, 02:35:20 PM
But I'm so getable.
You're so floofable.
*Sets Flib back down.* I am ^-^
I thought you were Kade. Not ^-^
I am many things. :)
I mean, for the most part yeah :giggle:
*Picks up Flib again.*
:)
Why do you keep picking me up? I'm not a doll.
*Eats Flib.*
Again? :(
*Pats belly.* Your actions asked for it.
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Don't be sad, it isn't the end of the world or anything.
...How do you know the end of the world won't happen five seconds after you reply to this post?
Because he checked the records and there isn't a new hyperspace bypass planned.
Hyperspace byplans don't have anything to do with the end of the world -_-
Au contraire. *Pointz tae Ze Hitchhiker'z Guide Tae Ze Galaxy*
*Hasn't read that yet*
@Booklover
Given the number of things which could end the world, a hyperspace bypass sounds weak.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 20, 2021, 06:27:23 PM
Given the number of things which could end the world, a hyperspace bypass sounds weak.
The sound of Vogon poetry proves that it isn't.
Badabingo.
Today I was getting a burger and the burger man asked me what my order number was. My number was 94, but I accidentally forgot and told him it was 42. -_-
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2021, 05:10:03 PM
It's great, and like I said, Portal 2 has co-op, so you and Dann could roll through that no problem ;D
Y'know with the amount of pure chaos from the games we've played together I'm not sure I would want to take on Portal 2 with Dand. That sounds like such a wonderful, lovely
disaster.Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 21, 2021, 03:44:53 AM
Today I was getting a burger and the burger man asked me what my order number was. My number was 94, but I accidentally forgot and told him it was 42. -_-
I completely forgot what drink size is what at Wendy's earlier. Unfortunately I did not give such an epic answer as 42 when asked for what size drink and just kinda was like "uh yes one of those for the munchkin and one of those for me."
*Paintz a crozzvord puzzle on ze ceiling*
*steals the ceiling to do the crossword and finds a rat in it*
*Paintz anozer crozzvord puzzle, az vell az a ceilin' tae boot*
*Refuses to look at it.*
*Coverz Kade'z earz in paint*
*Uncovers them.* Rude.
Vid ye loike yer palm read, zen? *Paintz Kade'z pav red* Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk...
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 21, 2021, 04:33:43 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2021, 05:10:03 PM
It's great, and like I said, Portal 2 has co-op, so you and Dann could roll through that no problem ;D
Y'know with the amount of pure chaos from the games we've played together I'm not sure I would want to take on Portal 2 with Dand. That sounds like such a wonderful, lovely disaster.
A disaster? Ooh! Count me in!
Quote from: Booklover on November 21, 2021, 06:55:30 PM
*steals the ceiling to do the crossword and finds a rat in it*
*steals the crossword rat*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 22, 2021, 05:58:24 PM
Vid ye loike yer palm read, zen? *Paintz Kade'z pav red* Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk...
Would you like to be painted, Kade? *Dumps a large bucketful of green paint over Kade's head* ;D
*Dodges.* No thanks.
*Zeveral paint bav bludgerz appear und try tae get Kade*
Rogue bludgers enchanted by a house elf?
Nyet, juzt rogue paint bav bludgerz. Zey vere mizenchanted by a a vizard vho vaz tryin' tae turn zem intae pancakez fer breakfazt.
(https://c.tenor.com/TPaJW2RZyIYAAAAC/anime-dodge.gif)
Vot iz zat from?
(https://c.tenor.com/StMx6F8h5RQAAAAM/psyduck-confused.gif)
Not sure but I think Kade or someone else has posted it before.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 23, 2021, 10:26:32 PM
Nyet, juzt rogue paint bav bludgerz. Zey vere mizenchanted by a a vizard vho vaz tryin' tae turn zem intae pancakez fer breakfazt.
Did he have a Wizzard hat?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 21, 2021, 04:33:43 AM
I completely forgot what drink size is what at Wendy's earlier. Unfortunately I did not give such an epic answer as 42 when asked for what size drink and just kinda was like "uh yes one of those for the munchkin and one of those for me."
Heh!
Quote from: Booklover on November 23, 2021, 10:45:27 PM
Not sure but I think Kade or someone else has posted it before.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 23, 2021, 10:26:32 PM
Nyet, juzt rogue paint bav bludgerz. Zey vere mizenchanted by a a vizard vho vaz tryin' tae turn zem intae pancakez fer breakfazt.
Did he have a Wizzard hat?
Nyet, 'e 'ad a Cat In Ze 'at 'at.
But was it a Cheshire cat in the hat?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 23, 2021, 10:26:32 PM
Nyet, juzt rogue paint bav bludgerz. Zey vere mizenchanted by a a vizard vho vaz tryin' tae turn zem intae pancakez fer breakfazt.
PAINT FIGHT EVERYONE!!! *paints Booklover blue*
That makes me doubly blue, I guess.
*throws rainbow paintballs around randomly*
*Magikarp appearz und uzez Zplazh . . . Naezin' 'appenz*
Quote from: Booklover on November 25, 2021, 05:06:51 PM
That makes me doubly blue, I guess.
*throws rainbow paintballs around randomly*
*Picks Bookie up and dips them in purple paint, and then pants their head pink*
Theeere. Much better ;D
Bi the way, I greatly appreciate that. :D
*does the same to Lass, but also paints the lower third of her body blue* (well, generally I think the middle stripe is smaller but I'm not sure the exact proportions)
*Paints Kade's face blue, with lime green stripes, 'cause why not?*
*Uzin' face-paint givez Kade a Magikarp face*
*Paints
@Russa Nodrey purple*
* Runs and hidesfrom Flib*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 26, 2021, 10:44:00 PM
*Paints @Russa Nodrey purple*
*Looks down at my clothes* This is never going to wash out.
Well, if they're completely covered in purple, nobody will notice that they're not supposed to look like that. ;D
Quote from: Ally046 on November 27, 2021, 01:39:30 AM
* Runs and hidesfrom Flib*
*Chases Ally with a big paintbrush in one hand and a pail full of yellow paint in the other*
*Human-whistle screech*
*drops both paintbrush and paint bucket so I can cover my ears*
*Paint splashes all over my shoes*
*Takes off the paint-covered shoes and flings them in Ally's direction*
*Takes a paint-shoe to the face*
*Dips it be in more paint and flings it back*
*Pullz oot zummat tae 'oide under, und zen pullz a giant rope, vhich cauzez a very large quantity o' paint tae fav from ze ceiling und cover everybeazt except 'imzelf*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 27, 2021, 01:46:26 PM
Well, if they're completely covered in purple, nobody will notice that they're not supposed to look like that. ;D
You are full of wisdom.
*Is not painted.* This is so random.
Ik, er maks sO maney gratifimatical erors...
Quote from: Ally046 on November 27, 2021, 04:35:41 PM
*Takes a paint-shoe to the face*
*Dips it be in more paint and flings it back*
*ducks and gets paint splattered in my hair* Hey!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 28, 2021, 02:27:50 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 27, 2021, 01:46:26 PM
Well, if they're completely covered in purple, nobody will notice that they're not supposed to look like that. ;D
You are full of wisdom.
I am full of insanity.
Quote from: Ally046 on November 29, 2021, 05:07:29 AM
Ikr, we make so many grammatical errors...
*fixed*
No.
Yesh.
Porridge.
*Stabs*
What, the porridge?
;D Exactly.
No.
*Changes my personal text*
no u
*Sneezes*
You're welcome.
*commits the ded*
Denied.
Your denial is denied.
See? I'm even denying you in your own post. :giggle:
Every time I read the word denying, deny, denied, or denil, I think it says dentist.
Means someone is thinking about you behind your back, if anime/manga is to be believed.
I bet it's Dann :)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 08, 2021, 04:36:12 PM
Every time I read the word dentist, dentist, dentist, or dentist, I think it says dentist.
Well, Daniel denies your denial of dentists.
/Dentistry is annoying.
Indeed. Percival Leroy Elton Jonas Wensley Jacob Authurious Igo Walla Walla Edmund Smithson Jones III claims that his dentist is conspiring to kill him, presumably by annoying him to death.
I figured they'd just use a drill.
No, too simple, that, theyve got to confuse us along the way.
Some of us live like that perpetually. You get used to it.
I'm circle
Mm, I can tell.
Do you know how to get around?
(Obviously, I'm referring to the circle song here. You can probably find it on youtube.)
WAH
*Holds Carrots*
:hearteyes:
Through the powers that be, I
@(I) have ascended.
Indeed. My
@My reign as begun.
Fear me and despair.
*Doesent*
Dun Dun Dun
DUN DUNN DUUNNN!
Your loss.
Nevah.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 22, 2021, 02:52:46 AM
Indeed. My @My reign as begun.
Fear me and despair.
I will become Admin sooner than you all realize, and you will all learn the meaning of fear.
lol
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 26, 2021, 06:38:25 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 22, 2021, 02:52:46 AM
Indeed. My @My reign as begun.
Fear me and despair.
I will become Admin sooner than you all realize, and you will all learn the meaning of fear.
I'm scared.
Good.
Sometimes fear is healthy.
It'll keep you alive.
Temporarily.
Yes, indeedy.
:)
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 26, 2021, 06:38:25 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 22, 2021, 02:52:46 AM
Indeed. My @My reign as begun.
Fear me and despair.
I will become Admin sooner than you all realize, and you will all learn the meaning of fear.
Oh, does that mean you'll give us all free encyclopedias when you become Admin? ;D
Fear is the mind-killer. (And so on, I can't remember the rest off the top of my head)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 01, 2022, 06:16:41 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 26, 2021, 06:38:25 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 22, 2021, 02:52:46 AM
Indeed. My @My reign as begun.
Fear me and despair.
I will become Admin sooner than you all realize, and you will all learn the meaning of fear.
Oh, does that mean you'll give us all free encyclopedias when you become Admin? ;D
No, it'll be taught personally. :)
You probably won't have to teach One-Eye, judging from the results of the dental key incident. :giggle:
Fuzzy pickles!
Well, that is, in fact, random :giggle:
Quote from: Booklover on January 01, 2022, 07:30:15 PM
Fear is the mind-killer. (And so on, I can't remember the rest off the top of my head)
'ere'z ze full
Dune quote from Vikiquote:
Quote from: Dune, By Frank HerbertI must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear
*Hovlz*
Here we go again...
*howls louder*
Snow.
Wons.
Slwoh.
*howls*
haaaaaaaaA
*Hoooooovlz*
*HOWLS*
*Takes down the full moon.*
*NOOOO we were just starting another howling competition!*
Which is why I did it. -_-
*angry noises*
^-^
>:(*howls*
Yeah, come on, Flib. It's sooooo looooooooud.
Exactly.
Vampires are better than werewolves anyway
...do they also sparkle?
Some of them do. ;D
-_______-
That's a rather long face.
Thank you! I've been doing some face yoga lately to stretch it out, make it more flexible.
-_- very stretchy
Mmhmm
-___________________________________-
Look at me go
😱 that's creepy
Thanks, I try ^-^
I'm supposed to be doing math class right now -________________________________________________________________-
I CAN DO A LONGER FACE THAN YOU CAN!
You should probably be doing your math classes then :giggle:
That's quite the long face though, I'm impressed.
BUT MATH IS SO BOOOOOOORING AND I HATE FRACTIONS AND BESIDES I KNOW HOW TO DO IT ALREADY!!!!
Well the teacher doesn't know that, maybe :giggle:
He does, it's a review.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 08, 2022, 02:31:51 PM
*Takes down the full moon.*
Actually, ye dinnae need a full moon tae hovl, but it 'elpz.
*Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovlz*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 08, 2022, 04:29:20 PM
...do they also sparkle?
DINNNAE bring zoze 'orrible zin'z in 'ere! *Preparez a flamezrover in caze any copiez o' ze Tvilight zeriez appear*
:giggle:
Lol, y'all think alike
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 08, 2022, 02:31:51 PM
*Takes down the full moon.*
*the cow jumps over the moon*
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on February 08, 2022, 04:48:17 PM
BUT MATH IS SO BOOOOOOORING AND I HATE FRACTIONS AND BESIDES I KNOW HOW TO DO IT ALREADY!!!!
Maths is interesting. The things taught in class aren't always, but they are useful. However, I do know well the pain of having to do really easy things in class that I already know, especially in maths. It is for the benefit of the other people in the class who don't know how, but it's still annoying. I generally do things like write down number sequences (because why not?), or use the rng thing on my calculator to choose three numbers between 1 and 100 that I don't know, find their product and sum, and try to work out what they are. It's fun... for me, anyway. You might prefer to... I'm not entirely sure, make up stories in your head or something? Or, I guess, go on here.
I did go on here. ;D
But thanks for the advice.
You're welcome.
<_<
^_^
*Hem-hem*
Quote from: Booklover on February 08, 2022, 10:04:03 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 08, 2022, 02:31:51 PM
*Takes down the full moon.*
*the cow jumps over the moon*
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on February 08, 2022, 04:48:17 PM
BUT MATH IS SO BOOOOOOORING AND I HATE FRACTIONS AND BESIDES I KNOW HOW TO DO IT ALREADY!!!!
Maths is interesting. The things taught in class aren't always, but they are useful. However, I do know well the pain of having to do really easy things in class that I already know, especially in maths. It is for the benefit of the other people in the class who don't know how, but it's still annoying. I generally do things like write down number sequences (because why not?), or use the rng thing on my calculator to choose three numbers between 1 and 100 that I don't know, find their product and sum, and try to work out what they are. It's fun... for me, anyway. You might prefer to... I'm not entirely sure, make up stories in your head or something? Or, I guess, go on here.
At vone point many yearz agae Ah vid drav cartoonz in Mathz clazz after ve 'ad gone o'er zummat a fev toimez, und zpend ze rezt o' ze clazz daein' zat. Vone toime ze teacher actually caught me vhen Ah vaz ztartin' tae make a cartoon verzion o' zat verzion o'
Deck Ze 'allz-
Deck Ze 'allz Viz Gazoline (vhich involvez zettin' ze zchool on fire)- und took ze cartoon ava. Ah vaz zen zent tae a a pzychiatrizt becauze zey actually zought Ah 'ad zoughtz aboot daein' zat- ze pzychiatrizt o' courze determined zat zat vaz nae ze caze at av. Ach...
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on February 08, 2022, 03:10:18 PM
Yeah, come on, Flib. It's sooooo looooooooud.
And that's why I was doing it. ^-^
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on February 08, 2022, 04:48:17 PM
BUT MATH IS SO BOOOOOOORING AND I HATE FRACTIONS AND BESIDES I KNOW HOW TO DO IT ALREADY!!!!
Pffffftttt, welcome to my world, sis. ::)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 08, 2022, 05:12:30 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 08, 2022, 02:31:51 PM
*Takes down the full moon.*
Actually, ye dinnae need a full moon tae hovl, but it 'elpz.
*Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovlz*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 08, 2022, 04:29:20 PM
...do they also sparkle?
DINNNAE bring zoze 'orrible zin'z in 'ere! *Preparez a flamezrover in caze any copiez o' ze Tvilight zeriez appear*
*HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWLS*
*also helps with the flamethrowers*
Quote from: Booklover on February 08, 2022, 10:04:03 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 08, 2022, 02:31:51 PM
*Takes down the full moon.*
*the cow jumps over the moon*
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on February 08, 2022, 04:48:17 PM
BUT MATH IS SO BOOOOOOORING AND I HATE FRACTIONS AND BESIDES I KNOW HOW TO DO IT ALREADY!!!!
Maths is interesting. The things taught in class aren't always, but they are useful. However, I do know well the pain of having to do really easy things in class that I already know, especially in maths. It is for the benefit of the other people in the class who don't know how, but it's still annoying. I generally do things like write down number sequences (because why not?), or use the rng thing on my calculator to choose three numbers between 1 and 100 that I don't know, find their product and sum, and try to work out what they are. It's fun... for me, anyway. You might prefer to... I'm not entirely sure, make up stories in your head or something? Or, I guess, go on here.
That's what I do. But then I'm not paying attention, and next thing I know I've missed something important.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 09, 2022, 04:33:50 PM
At vone point many yearz agae Ah vid drav cartoonz in Mathz clazz after ve 'ad gone o'er zummat a fev toimez, und zpend ze rezt o' ze clazz daein' zat. Vone toime ze teacher actually caught me vhen Ah vaz ztartin' tae make a cartoon verzion o' zat verzion o' Deck Ze 'allz- Deck Ze 'allz Viz Gazoline (vhich involvez zettin' ze zchool on fire)- und took ze cartoon ava. Ah vaz zen zent tae a a pzychiatrizt becauze zey actually zought Ah 'ad zoughtz aboot daein' zat- ze pzychiatrizt o' courze determined zat zat vaz nae ze caze at av. Ach...
HAH!
That sounds like something I would do. ;D :giggle:
*Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovlz*
Nooooooooooo
*Howls*
*Howls*
*Howls*
*Howls*
*Howls*
*Howls*
*Howls*
*Howls*
*Howls*
Muzt Ah rezort tae ziz?
*Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovlz*
*'az tranzformed intae a Wereweasel, und na' 'iz bigger und ztronger, viz langer und zharper fangz und clavz*
(I think the correct word would be Weaselwolf, because the were in werewolf means man in Old English. Unless you were transforming into a rabid weasel.)
Fer Weasels und Wereweasels tiz different.
*Hovlz*
*Throws hot noodles at HIAG and Flib*
*Eatz ze 'ot noodlez, zen hovlz 'appily*
Sorry, I didn't specify. They were hot pool noodles.
Und?
*Shrugs* More power to ya then, I suppose
*Hovlz, und zen eatz more*
So much power to ya.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 11, 2022, 05:08:29 PM
Sorry, I didn't specify. They were hot pool noodles.
Used in the Josh fight.
Sure, yeah.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 11, 2022, 02:30:53 PM
*Throws hot noodles at HIAG and Flib*
*eats the noodles*
*howls*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 11, 2022, 05:26:29 PM
*Shrugs* More power to ya then, I suppose
And me. ;D
Zere'z gaein' tae be a nev cinematic trailer fer ze Ztar Varz Ze Auld Republic expanzion Legacy O' Ze Zith, vhich iz comin' oot 15 February! Major!!! *Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovlz*
*tries to howl with my mouth full of noodles, and chokes*
*coughcoughgagcheaterhackcough*
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on February 07, 2022, 03:53:14 PM
Fuzzy pickles!
Ew.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 14, 2022, 06:04:06 PM
Zere'z gaein' tae be a nev cinematic trailer fer ze Ztar Varz Ze Auld Republic expanzion Legacy O' Ze Zith, vhich iz comin' oot 15 February! Major!!! *Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovlz*
HAS IT COME OUT YET? THE TRAILER I MEAN. SINCE IT COMES OUT FOR REAL TOMORROW. UNLESS I'M READING THIS ENTIRELY WRONG.
Tiz aboot tae come oot in aboot 20 minutez from ze noo.
EDIT: 'ere it iz! Tiz major!!!
Speaking of trailers, I wonder when the new Percy Jackson movie is coming out. I really hope Disney+ will do a good job on it.
*Poztz a Chipmunkz video verzion o' a zong, zen hovlz*
My goodness.
My youngest brother said that Walmart was "one of the most beautiful places in America". Should we adopt him out or nah?
Sell his kidneys.
The kidney thing might be a bit much, but I think adopting him out is suitable.
I'll talk to my parents about it.
Moight make a major doorztop, taae.
A bit noisy and misinformed though.
Enough toimez o' ze door zlammin' intae 'im zhould clear av o' zat up. *Hovlz*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 11, 2022, 03:54:27 PMMy youngest brother said that Walmart was "one of the most beautiful places in America". Should we adopt him out or nah?
If you do, Sheev will probably adopt him. ;D
Even Sheev's not insane enough to do that.
You underestimate his abilities.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 20, 2022, 02:36:24 PMYou underestimate his abilities.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/xTiIzzYsS5UeSANFbW/giphy.gif)
Quote from: WorshipTiria on April 18, 2022, 04:55:55 AMEven Sheev's not insane enough to do that.
Why not? It's just the kind of thing he'd love to do.
VARNIN'- Ziz Zpoiler Box Containz Zeriouz Veggie-Violence, Und Iz Likely Nae Zuitable Fer Underaged Vegetablez; Viever Dizcretion Iz Advoized
(https://c.tenor.com/lDK9NLiIJN4AAAAC/cut-vegetables.gif)
Well... yeah....
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 02, 2022, 05:59:15 PMVARNIN'- Ziz Zpoiler Box Containz Zeriouz Veggie-Violence, Und Iz Likely Nae Zuitable Fer Underaged Vegetablez; Viever Dizcretion Iz Advoized
(https://c.tenor.com/lDK9NLiIJN4AAAAC/cut-vegetables.gif)
Haha, poor veggies.
They're in a better place now.
Vot, yer ztomach?
Mmhmm ^-^
Ach...
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 26, 2021, 06:38:25 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on December 22, 2021, 02:52:46 AMIndeed. My @My reign as begun.
Fear me and despair.
I will become Admin sooner than you all realize, and you will all learn the meaning of fear.
Y'all thought I was joking. :)
*Zprayz Kade viz zeltzer vater, und zen runz off gaein' 'Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk'*
*Sprays HIAG with gorilla glue* Don't put this in your hair now.
*Iz nae a Gorilla, zae it 'az nay effect on me (it only gluez Gorillaz)*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 09, 2022, 03:44:49 PMQuote from: The Skarzs on December 26, 2021, 06:38:25 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on December 22, 2021, 02:52:46 AMIndeed. My @My reign as begun.
Fear me and despair.
I will become Admin sooner than you all realize, and you will all learn the meaning of fear.
Y'all thought I was joking. :)
MY DEAR ADMIN SIR, I STILL HAVE NOT LEARNED THE MEANING OF FEAR.
(https://i.postimg.cc/gJTJc4Vm/8-E753955-79-C2-47-F7-B454-52-E96158-FEF2-4-5005-c.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
*Approaches Flib.* ^-^ Hi.
Ah've actually zeen ze movie
Vone Flev O'er Ze Cuckoo'z Nezt, und na' Ah've zeen
1 Flev O'er Ze Cuckoo'z Nezt taae!
How are ya, friend? *Takes a hold of Flib's paws.* :)
Pretty good, mostly. *shakes paws with Kade*
Now now, there's no need to fear. *Smiles widely, grip not releasing.*
KISS! KISS! KISS!
Just because we're supposedly "married" doesn't mean I'm going to kiss you, you idiot.
Edit: Verd, did I do something wrong in my last post?
I wasn't talking about me and you, I was talking about you and Kade
I'm not kissing you, and I'm not kissing Kade. I'm not kissing anyone. So there.
That would be quite the approach though :giggle:
Want to kiss somebody? Just start chanting "KISS! KISS! KISS!" at them.
::) You're both so annoying.
Thank ye, thank ye
*is annoyed because I'm supposed to be the annoying one*
Get on my level.
I can't. You're too tall and floofy.
*Picks up Flib.* Well, that helps with one of those, at least.
*is on Kade's level* 8D
And you didn't even have to pay for the level boosting :giggle:
I might if you decide to eat me.
And here I was trying to be nice, and you go and bring that up. This is what I mean by "asking for it".
*hides*
I never put you down.
Oh.
^_^
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 30, 2023, 02:01:50 AMEdit: Verd, did I do something wrong in my last post?
Nah, you're good.
Quote from: Rusvul on May 31, 2018, 11:44:28 PMPokemon's world is like Hogwarts: On the surface it all seems very fantastical and when you're nine you want to live there more than anything, but as you get older, the cracks begin to show. Carefully crafted to be a world of wonder and fun, yes, a well thought-out setting that makes sense, no. (And that's okay.)
And out of the cracks comes a balloon
Which floats across the entire US.
*And fights for Tiny Glass Jar Rights*
Those poor, oppressed tiny glass jars.
*The tiny jars riot against the tyrants*
Oh snap, look at 'em go.
*The shampoo bottles fight back*
And they're so much bigger too!
*TTGBs bring out tasers*
Now's the time to answer the age old question: do tasers work on shampoo bottles?
*The carrots take over the topic*
Oh? I wonder what they plan to do.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 08, 2023, 09:54:57 PMNow's the time to answer the age old question: do tasers work on shampoo bottles?
*the tasers make everyone's hair frizzy so the shampoo bottles get used up, their numbers depleted*
But I need my shampoo! It's the toilet paper shortage of 2020 all over again! Noooooooooo!
*The tiny glass bottles celebrate being free*
I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE *Starts filling the tiny jars with ginger beer*
Jings, talk aboot vengeance...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 08, 2023, 10:50:04 PMOh? I wonder what they plan to do.
They plan to be random, obviously.
*The carrots drink the ginger beer*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 09, 2023, 02:46:24 AMJingz, talk aboot vengeance...
Okie. *delivers a speech aboot vengeance*
Meh, 6/10
Yer face is 6/10
You're not supposed to lie ^_^
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That little guy at the end clearly doesn't understand the phrase "be nice".
I wouldn't be surprised, knowing the character.
Aye.
I'm annoyed
Why so?
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on February 14, 2023, 04:13:01 PMI'm annoyed
Pleazed tae me ye, Annoyed. Ah'm Hiag, und zat vaz Kade.
I'll fix you in a minute.
Fix your face while you're at it.
You can't fix perfection. Which is what my face is.
You're just jelly
She seems more like marmalade to me.
*Paddington lookz fer a zandvich viz zaid ingredient*
*Hands Paddington a Non-Flib marmalade sandwich.*
Ach, Ah'm zure 'e'z gaein' tae enjoy zat.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 14, 2023, 09:43:09 PMYou can't fix perfection. Which is what my face is.
You're just jelly
No.
I'm just Flib.
Which is, to say, jelly. ^-^
Whatever ya say, jelly ;)
There's no such thing as lettuce jelly.
Sez u
I should know, I'm a lettuce leaf. Take it from the expert.
I take what I want. *Takes lettuce jelly from the expert.*
Thief!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 17, 2023, 10:00:31 PMI take what I want. *Takes lettuce jelly from the expert.*
I'll fight you, punk.
BRING IT
FYI, I DO NOT FIGHT WITH LETTUCE JELLY, SO YOU SHOULD REVISE YOUR BATTLE PLANS BEFORE WE BEGIN.
DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU FIGHT WITH
YEAH, BECAUSE I'LL WIN NO MATTER WHAT
NYOPE
YES I WILL
Lemonz.
Baloney.
Pickle Relizh.
Pigs' feet.
Pickled Pigz' Feet.
Pickled And Unwashed Pigs' Feet.
Auld Mother Hubbard
Vaz an auld Buzzard
Vho vent tae ze ztore fer a zcone
But vhen zhe got in
Zey vere av oot again
und zae ze auld Buzzard 'ad none.
But of course, they never noticed the stray potato
Zankee Baked Potato!
You're welcome ^-^
Snails.
Slugs
Avvv...
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Nyet, Ah actually dae zink Znailz und Zlugz are cute.
I think they're kinda cute too.
They're just so little. It's kind of silly.
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Okay but how do you feel about sea cucumbers? Are they as cute as slugs or snails?
Zey're av cute. Bobbit-Vormz (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunice_aphroditois) taae.
But what about Pycnogonids?
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Quote from: WorshipTiria on October 18, 2023, 11:37:50 PMThey're just so little. It's kind of silly.
You're kind of silly. I have seen four-inch-long slugs before!
...Actually yeah, I guess that is little.
But four-inch-long slugs would probably seem cute to you when compared to, say, four-foot-long slugs.
Cute votever zoize zey are.
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Pizza
It sure is.
*'ugz ze Zlug*
*sqooshes the big slug*
*Ripred getz eaten aloive by Termitez*
This just got much more violent than I thought it would.
Ye attacked ze Zlug...
Did you say something?
I don't think he did.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 09, 2023, 01:30:19 AMI WILL HAVE MY REVENGE *Starts filling the tiny jars with ginger beer*
*the gingerbeer bubbles up with the shampoo chemicals, and becomes evil*
Iz it Ze Evil Dead evil, or juzt evil...?
I'm not quite sure to be honest, I'm a lil rusty on shampooish, but I believe they're dry shaving Kade's toe hairs to give him shaving rash, but not enough to complain about, just enough to be horrible, which I think is truly diabolical
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O_o
Pickles hit different at 2 AM
Ach, poor different...
The abuse is truly baffling
Indeed...