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Title: Middle-Aged Moms on Facebook
Post by: Jukka the Sling on October 22, 2017, 02:32:59 AM
Hey Sharon, how's the family?  Ashlyn's probably taller than you by now LOL.
Title: Re: Middle-Aged Moms on Facebook
Post by: Ashleg on October 22, 2017, 02:44:48 AM
Jeremy is in baseball, and soccer, and football, and he's on the school hockey team and he also does boy scouts and charity outside of school. I bet Ashlyn isn't doing anything LOL  :D ^-^
Title: Re: Middle-Aged Moms on Facebook
Post by: The Skarzs on October 22, 2017, 04:28:57 AM
Kill me.
Title: Re: Middle-Aged Moms on Facebook
Post by: Jukka the Sling on October 22, 2017, 02:36:29 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on October 22, 2017, 02:44:48 AM
Jeremy is in baseball, and soccer, and football, and he's on the school hockey team and he also does boy scouts and charity outside of school. I bet Ashlyn isn't doing anything LOL  :D ^-^
Carol Bywater:  Wow, thats kind of harsh don't you think haha


(Maybe we should label our posts by which character is talking.)
Title: Re: Middle-Aged Moms on Facebook
Post by: Søren on October 22, 2017, 03:45:35 PM
Amy Whatsherface: Hi Carol, send our love to the family. Last time I saw them was at the last family reunion, so blessed to know y'all
Title: Re: Middle-Aged Moms on Facebook
Post by: Ashleg on October 22, 2017, 04:57:50 PM
Sharon Mycake: Well Carol, what does Ashlyn do?
Title: Re: Middle-Aged Moms on Facebook
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on October 22, 2017, 08:27:58 PM
Brittany Youknowwho: Oh bless your heart Carol! Now, anyone of y'all know Ashlyn's casserole recipe? Y'all don't tell her I asked, bless her heart, just want to see what makes her win every dadgum bake sale when my Grannie Wrenneta's muffin recipe is the best in this God forsaken county. Oh, excuse me, gotta bit high winded there.
Title: Re: Middle-Aged Moms on Facebook
Post by: Lady Amber on October 23, 2017, 12:41:00 AM
Karen Jones: Hey, does anyone know a good way to get rid of head lice? Alexa and Lucas have both got it; Lucas missed soccer practice because of it, and Alexa won't be able to go to her girl scouts' meeting! Any tips? (:
Title: Re: Middle-Aged Moms on Facebook
Post by: Russa Nodrey on October 23, 2017, 01:01:21 AM
Kathy Harris: Drain the juices from a tin of sardines, add half a cup of ketchup, mix well. Massage into scalp and let it sit for a few hours. :-D  It worked wonders when Tequila and Juniper got lice in preschool LOL
Title: Re: Middle-Aged Moms on Facebook
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on October 24, 2017, 10:21:14 PM
Sara Scary: Y'all, let me tell you the secret to life: Dino Nuggets from Aldi. The kids shut up once pull 'em out of the oven. Perfect for little Jimmy and all his scruffy little friends.
Question: are y'all all southern folks?
Title: Re: Middle-Aged Moms on Facebook
Post by: Ashleg on October 27, 2017, 05:05:43 AM
Sharon: Texas has lovely weather. <3
Title: Re: Middle-Aged Moms on Facebook
Post by: The Skarzs on October 27, 2017, 05:06:45 AM
Clearly all middle-aged mom's on Facebook are from the South.
Title: Re: Middle-Aged Moms on Facebook
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on October 27, 2017, 08:49:07 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 27, 2017, 05:06:45 AM
Clearly all middle-aged mom's on Facebook are from the South.
So... Yankees don't use Facebook?
Title: Re: Middle-Aged Moms on Facebook
Post by: The Skarzs on October 27, 2017, 10:46:09 PM
Obviously.
Title: Re: Middle-Aged Moms on Facebook
Post by: Ashleg on October 28, 2017, 03:34:36 AM
I guess my middle-aged mom is from the south. Even though she was born an' raised up here in the North...
Title: Re: Middle-Aged Moms on Facebook
Post by: The Skarzs on October 28, 2017, 01:54:48 PM
That's right.