Hello Class, velcome to the Ashleg Honor Society. Watch this every day and you will be the next genius of the world.
Behold the sounds of nightmares.
What is this.
Why, the path to the future, of course!
No, it's a path to your weird fantasies.
Right. The future!
._.
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We're doomed.
Took you long enough to come to this conclusion.
But not yet.
*Puts on glasses and pushes them up my nose.*
According to my c-calculations, we are precisely and exactly 98.54% doomed.
As the prophecy foretold.
Just as I wrote.
*Sits in desk.* We seem to be a well-educated group!
Quote from: Ashleg on March 20, 2018, 03:34:27 AM
*Puts on glasses and pushes them up my nose.*
According to my c-calculations, we are precisely and exactly 98.54% doomed.
Well, I've joined since then. Probably make it 99.937% doomed.
*Laughs at Seb's joke before clamping hand over mouth.* Are we allowed to laugh in class?
*try's to walk in quietly hoping Mr. Ashleg wont see him walking in late*
*is hiding under desk drawing*
*Flosses*
Like, the dance, or the dental hygiene?
Both.
Pro gamer move.
8)
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*realizes teacher is not watching, sits on the floor and begins to roll dice*
*Grabs some money and sits down next to Rub*
*puts on poker face mask*
*prodds Seb*
*Grabs dice* Time to make some money! 🤑
Yes, Lass?
What would your Mother say about that?!
yes Seb, what would she? *smug grin, hoping he gets all the money if Seb is banned from playing*
Quote from: lass of something much on May 26, 2020, 05:53:58 AM
What would your Mother say about that?!
Making money? She's by glad. Why wouldn't she?
*Rolls dice and gets two 6s*
Oooh! That means you get to roll again!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 28, 2020, 09:40:17 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on May 26, 2020, 05:53:58 AM
What would your Mother say about that?!
Making money? She's by glad. Why wouldn't she?
*Rolls dice and gets two 6s*
*thwacks Seb with a tea towl*
*rolls the two die, getting 55 sixes, two 1's, 31 8's and 9 5's.
*Rolls the winning number* Yes! *Pockets the money*
Oooh! You passed Go! *Gives Seb 200 dollars*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 02, 2020, 12:03:42 AM
*Rolls the winning number* Yes! *Pockets the money*
WINNING NUMBER!?!? I GOT THE WINNING NUMBER!!!!
uhh, although we havent made a winning number...*charges after seb*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 02, 2020, 12:05:19 AM
Oooh! You passed Go! *Gives Seb 200 dollars*
Ooh! Thank you! Your turn. *Hands Russa the dice* Don't land on Boardwalk or Park Place. I hear the rent is appalling. Land on the green! It's much better! And classy to boot! *Whistles as I hide my green property cards behind my growing pile of money*
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on June 02, 2020, 01:12:08 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 02, 2020, 12:03:42 AM
*Rolls the winning number* Yes! *Pockets the money*
WINNING NUMBER!?!? I GOT THE WINNING NUMBER!!!! uhh, although we havent made a winning number...
*charges after seb*
*Gets up* NO! I DID! YOU CHEATER! PUT UP YOUR DUKES!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 02, 2020, 01:16:57 AM
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on June 02, 2020, 01:12:08 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 02, 2020, 12:03:42 AM
*Rolls the winning number* Yes! *Pockets the money*
WINNING NUMBER!?!? I GOT THE WINNING NUMBER!!!! uhh, although we havent made a winning number...
*charges after seb*
*Gets up* NO! I DID! YOU CHEATER! PUT UP YOUR DUKES!
NO! I"D RATHER PUT UP MY KINGS!!!!!!(pleeeaaase: someone laugh, that was a joke ;D)*takes a swing at seb*
. . Ha
. . . ha.
(*sighs* blank, droopy face, fake excitement* yes. that is exactly. what. i was. going to say.)