AIMLESS GALLIVANTER'S WONDROUS CARDBOARD BOX!!.
Look at this see, if I pull my legs up like this, at least two people can fit in here with me!!
AND CHECK THIS OUT! Sharpies! We can draw on the walls!!! YAAAAY
Can I come in Galli? :D
YES WELCOME!! Here I made some cookies! (i work in a bakery, you know. I make some pretty great cookies!!)
Yay! *eats a cookie* *draws a steering wheel on the box* *makes car noises*
*Draws buttons and knobs* SPACESHIP OR TIME MACHINE??
TIME MACHINE!
*puts on aviator goggles and hands you my other pair of goggles*
Where to?? The past? The distant future?? AN ALTERNATE REALITY?????
*puts on goggles* TO DA FUTURE! *Makes whirring noises*
*Joins Rosie in making whooshing noises*
BRACE YOURSEEEEEELF
*screams* BLAST OFF!!!!! *Presses a red button previously drawn*
*Screams and makes the box tip over*
Did we make it??
*crawls out from the box* I *breathes* think *breathes* we *breathes* made *breathes* it. *falls to the floor*
Aaa Rosie!! Wake up theres a group of robots coming this way and they dont look friendly!!
Hi, someone asked for an empty Ikea box?
*gets up* Attack! *tackles Sage* Kill them all!
*Pulls out my "hand gun"*
PEW PEW PEW!!!
I gotcha Sagey, youre dead!
We defeated the enemy! Here have some cake! :D *hands Galli a slice*
HURRAY! SNACK TIME!
Here sage, you can have some too!
I thought he was dead ;) *picks up sage's cardboard box* Ooh! We can extend the time machine!
*giggles* hes not really dead! I used my "hand gun"! PEw Pew! its a hand gun get it? Its my hand, shaped like a gun.
more room in the time machine for buttons and dials and screens and things!!
... Bwahahahhaahhha!!! Yay screen things!
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE SHARPIES.
*doodles a dog* now weve got a time traveling mascot!
No! Make him a chicken!
but.... hes already....
oh alright.
draws a beak and feathers on the dog
ta-da!!!
Yay! I thought that would attract another co-pilot
@Cornflower MM ;)
*adds the comb and chicken feet while we wait for Corn*
My drawimg skills are masterful
It looks . . . Beautiful! Now, lets make some screeny thingys :)
[*attempts to draw said dog-chicken and post it using only my phone*]
. . . That was quick
MASTERFUL ARTIST
*Draws screeny thingys* Now I'M a masterful artist :D
excellent!!!
Wanna go to the past? :D
yes there's only mean robots here
TO THE PAST! *Jumps into the Time Machine* *Uses the Screeny Thingy* Brace Yourselves!! *Makes whooshing noises*
*makes whirring noises and hits the Big Red Button*
BLAST OFF
*Walks in munching a donut*
Hi!
oh hello! please tell me, good sir, what year is this??
The Year of the Beaver! A splendid time for all!
*leans over to rosie* *whispers* weve traveled so far back, the years arent even numbered
It's the opposite. Everybody who knew the number of the year died a long time ago!
*frowns* but we went into the past
You went so far back in time you're in the future.
aw that's no fun. we were just in the future.
In the past.../me rings Galli's doorbell.
"Um, hello? I got a delivery here for a Miss... Aimless G. Allivanter? Weird. Umm, it says here..."
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Seller: Groddil's Ye Olde Magick Shoppe
1 EXTRA-LARGE CARDBOARD BOXES, 1 TIME MACHINE, 3 EXTRA-LARGE 'JARS OF EXTREME HAPPINESS' (37% sugar, 63% red cordial)
"Can you sign here, here, and here, please?"
*answers the door*
Ah hello Grodd! I didnt order a time machine, those dont exist. Ill definitely be taking the box though! And Id say you could keep the Happiness, but youre not legal. Did you get my sharpies?
In the past...
/me shrugs.
"Don't ask me, mate. I just deliver the paperwork. Apparently, there's this fine print here that says: 'If you don't accept the time machine, this conversation will never happen, and you will have never traveled to the past anyway. Plus, it'll apparently cause the complete breakdown of your reality, and mine, turning them into the sort of den of chaos inhabited by people such as Lord Ashenwytelulz' So, for everyone's sack, I SUGGEST YOU TAKE THE STINKING TIME MACHINE!!!"
/me thinks for a bit.
"Hmm, you still seem a bit eccentric. I must have to deliver the Happiness jars to a bit earlier in the time scheme. And I don't have any orders here for sharpies, but some guy called Games Jryphon ordered a packet of them yesterday, so I suppose you can have them."
/me hands Galli the cardboard box, the time machine and the sharpies.
(imagine this next sentence in a completely deadpan tone)
"Thank you for your purchase, Groddil's Ye Olde Magick Shoppe is grateful to its customers, and we hope you enjoy your past, present, and future. Also, Groddil cloned himself to create me. I'm enslaved to this darn timewarp delivery service against my will. Help me."
/me grabs the happiness and disappears.
*Takes the time machine*
*shakes her head* Cant people get its just imagination? Time machines arent real! Its just a good ole cardboard box. Silly bean.
/me pops out of nowhere.
"Umm, we do know that the actual machine is fake. The problem is, Graddil isn't, and if you refused to take the imaginary box masquerading as a time machine, which you imaginately used to get here, but you actually didn't because this entire time frame is just the Space-Time equivalent of Graddil's nightmares, and you were brought here due to a paradox in whether or not you accepted the delivery in this timeframe or your original timeframe, before being imaginative, which accidentally brought you here. So, yeah. Enjoy your second cardboard box."
/me squirts Galli and Rosie with a spray bottle full of Graddil's Handy-Dandy Time-Eraser fluid.#
/me disappears.
# Graddil's Handy-Dandy Time-Eraser Fluid is available now, at Groddil's Ye Olde Magick Shoppe. For just seven FORUMBUCKS, or three cans of SPAM, you can buy a spray bottle full of Graddil's Handy-Dandy Time-Eraser Fluid! This amazing elixir, when sprayed on any person or thing, will erase them from the current timeline and send their conscience back to their original timeline!
WARNING! USING Graddil's Handy-Dandy Time-Eraser Fluid ON A PERSON OR OBJECT WHILE IN THEIR ORIGINAL TIMELINE WILL CAUSE THEIR CONSCIENCE TO BE RANDOMLY TRANSFERRED TO ONE OF THEIR ALTERNATE SELVES IN A DIFFERENT TIMELINE OR UNIVERSE. EXERCISE CAUTION AT ALL TIMES, AND KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN!
*Walks into topic with a tiny little box* *Sadly places it on the ground and manages to fit one toe inside of it* *Stares pathetically at the bigger box that could fit a Eul inside*
Come on Eul there's plenty of room in Aimless Gallivanter's Wondrous Cardboard Box!!!!
Weeeee! *Sits in box and lights a match, spilling lighter fluid all over*
Congrats you've been uninvited!!! *Shoves Eul and her burnt out match out of the box*
*Sobs so pathetically that you can't hear anything else and are not having any fun*
Poor Eul.
*Decapitates Eul and kicks the headless body into the street*
*Walks around blindly without a head, hands waving about to try and find it*
*screams* *covers her eyes and hides in her box*
WHY THIS
*Accidentally grabs Galli's face, thinking it is my head*
/me runs into the box, screaming.
I LOVE BOXES! That, and it's raining. THE BOX SHALL BE OUR STORM SHELTER!
I JUST WANT TO DOODLE ON MY BOX WITHOUT GETTING MURDERED IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
oh hey Ash! Welcome to my box. Want a marker?
*Unknowingly kicks my own head, sending it flying towards Galli*
*screams*
U-uh...
I would, but I'm scared of getting hit by Eul's flying head. :-[
*Finds head and glues it back on* Ahhh, much better... *Realizes it's on backwards* Whoops.
Have a headache, Eul? ;D
It's only a flesh wound... I've had worse.
I'm gonna run away in horror now...yep.
D:
Oh I see, you're gonna run away now! Come back here you coward, I'll bite your legs off!
*SCREECH*
I--I--What if I told you I don't have legs?! I have talons instead??
I'll bite your arms off!
Ok, ok, please escort all wars to THE UNIVERSE ENDING DEATH BATTLE OF DOOM and please refrain from chopping off heads. Thank you.
*voice muffled from inside the box*
I second that!!
Ooh! Galli! I found a blanket, can we use it as our bomb shelter?
Yeah! Throw it over the box so it covers the entrance!!
*Throws Blanket over entrance* There we go! Now, wanna try to go into the past again? :)
*Sees the dog-chicken on page two and laughs*
Join us Corn! We need more trustworthy members!
What are we doing? *Climbs in box under blanket*
We are going to the PAST! :D
*teleports everyone to the prehistoric age*
Sounds fun! *Is teleported* *Peeks out of box* Ah, Dotti? I think that was a little too far. There's a giant dino coming this way. I don't want to be eaten so can you get a move on to the future?
*teleports everyone ack* We are going to the PAST in our time machine!!
How about the ancient civilizations? Which ones do you like? Egypt? Greece? Rome? China? Anywhere else?
Rome!
Great! Let's go! *teleports everyone to Rome and into the center of the Colosseum*
NO! We use the time machine!!!
Oops. *teleports back* Time to figure out which buttons do we press to get there.
Egypt for me, because I am Bastet, Egyptian goddess of cats! Meow!
Its my cardboard box time machine! Im clearly the captain here. And I say we have plenty of time to visit all three! Rome, Greece , and Egypt!! Lets go!
*starts making whooshing noises and pressing the buttons drawn on the box*
*is transformed into a tan-furred cat* Meow! I-I can still talk!
*Turns into a green cat and pokes Dotti*
You tryna muscle in on my territory? I'm the resident cat guy.
*knocks on cardboard door*
Ave Imperator!
You mean, try challenge me with that game of yours? No one can beat Bastet, that's me!
I'm older, which means I take precedence. :P
Also I can turn other people into cats and make cats out of nothing; what can you do?
Welcome to Rome!
*Crawls into the box* Whoooooooooooo! I am from the paaaaaaaaaast!!!! Who is this Eeeeuuullll? I am not heeeeeerrrrr, please don't kick me ooooouuuuuut! oooooooooo! *Ghost noises*
For that, I appoint you my High Priest.
*flashes golden eyes on Ashe* I want that peasant to be transformed into a cat so that he would be serving me. Bastetha Khumatatha Sakhamet! *conjures golden transforming powers*
*Slowly inches towards the door*
*Is already a cat*
*Meows and pokes Eul*
*is a dog*
*Sits patiently and watches Jet and Dotti*
*circles around Eul in a comical fashion*
*Slowly reaches for a foam machete* uh... whooooooo! Away! *Runs around in circles*
*Turns into a leopard and smirks at Sage*
*chases Eul in a most comical way possible* Stop in the name of Bastet!
*Trips and falls on my foam machete* I am hurt! A plague on your time machine box! Look for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave woman!
A mummified one! But your mummy case has my image drawn on it! You are invited for the colourful festival in honour of the cat goddess!
Er, never mind. I'm getting better. I think I'll go for a walk now!
See ya, Eul. And don't forget Bastet!
*mews and curls body for a nap*
Are we in the past yet?
*turns into a wolf and smirks back*
*Turns into a tiger and grins*
WHY ALL THE SMILING MAMMALS?!!! Whoo.... That felt goood :D
*Pack of wolves appears*
Theres no room in my bix for wolves or large felines!!
*Hides in box with Galli*
*whispers to Rosie* Time's confuzzled and reality is revolting. it's safer in here for now.
Good. Lets make a barricade to make sure no evil'uns get in
good idea. *gathers a whole wad of blankets*
Ooh! Ill get couch cushions!
Stuffed animals, too.
*comes back with the cushions* How did you get in here?
sage has been here for a while! he had cake, remember? right after i killed him!
:-\
Oh yeah.... . Well then here are he couch cushions :)
excellent!
How about we set up the stuffed animals outside to act like guards.
perfect
/me who has just appeared for some reason, places down his African Wild Dog Plushie outside the box.
"Don't worry, Delthion will protect us!"
As I read the title of this thread, I thought "Everyone Else has Fun Places so Welcome to the Black Parade!"
I have a problem. Is there rehab for band obsession?
*sips tea with a concerned look*
*flies over box with airplane*
Wow. it's some little kids doing strange things in a box. Uh oh. I'm running out of fuel. I better drop the bomb soon. I'll just tell the president that I bombed the Middle East later. *drops bomb next to the box*
INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! *starts making siren noises*
Ugh. I have 17 more bombs. Sorry kids. *drops the rest of the bombs*
AIM! *Moves the stuffed animals as though they were shooting at Sam* Fire!
Pew! Pew! Pew! *Watches bombs explode in air, harming no one*
*lands* You kids sure like games. But I ain't playin' no games anymore. *fires machine gun at the stuffed animals, killing them*
*throws body in front of stuffed animals, sacrificing self to save them*
*continually shoots, killing Sage and the stuffed animals, except one, which I keep*
Noo! *whispers to Galli* Should I bring out the rest of the recruits?
/me snatches the last stuffed animal out of Sam's hands.
Noo! Not Plushie Delthion!
*shoots Groddil*
*Walks in* ..... *Walks out*
*peeps in while still being a cat* Meow!
Ok... this is a problem. I'm bringing out the big guns! *Pulls a Nerf battleaxe out of nowhere and charges at Sam* Eulaliaaaaaaa!!!
*prances at the top of Sam's head and scratches it* MEEEEOOOOW!!
*gives cat fish* *takes out a Nerf shield and sword* COME AT ME.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! *Charges towards Sam and swings axe at his face*
*starts throwing stuffed animals at Sam*
No! not the Warriors!
/me eats the bullet.
*easily dodges Eul's attacks, and throws a bomb at the box, destroying it and everyone/all the stuffed animals that were inside it at the time*
no one was in the box we were all out trying to protect it!!
SAmwise you better get me another box or im telling James!!!!
*takes Eul's box* Here you go! *shoots some more stuffed animals*
*rewinds tape* Woah! This is a cool movie! and wait,
Quote from: TheMostSilentOfTheSams on July 29, 2016, 02:59:29 AM
*easily dodges Eul's attacks, and throws a bomb at the box, destroying it and everyone/all the stuffed animals that were inside it at the time*
Isn't this considered PPing?
/me spits out the empty bullet casing, having already digested that sweet, sweet gunpowder.
Dunno. Probably.
/me cuts Plushie Delthion open with a scalpel, fills him with dynamite, sews him back up, attaches a heat-seeking trajectory system, locks it onto Sam, sets fire to it, then chucks it at Sam.
*Watches* (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/drink/popcorn-and-drink-smiley-emoticon.gif)
*aims a bow and arrow at Plushie Delthion*
*blocks Del with wooden shield*
Plushie Del is full of explosives, so I'd stay away from him if I were you.
*steals the rest of the stuffed animals and drives away in a car*
*Shoots the tires of Sam's car*
*picks up the stuffed animals, and gets in the random tank next to me*
*Hurls a molotov cocktail at Sam's tank*
*ZP runs in and eats sam*
Is the box still here?
*slides in wearing shades in a brand new box*
why yes hello there
Heya. :P
/me jumps in the box.
*swaps my shades for aviator goggles*
where to?
To the Spaceport!
AYE AYE
*Makes BLAST OFF noises*
*Clones Galli's cardboard box. Eats the clone.*
/me rocks the box.
Weeee! :D
i hope the cardboard tastes good Del
CAPTAIN WE'RE NEARING THE SPACEPORT
It does. Everything tastes good. ;D
BRING 'ER HARD TO STARBOARD!
*pokes head out from under the box* HEEELLLLLPPPP MEEEE!!!
What is even happening. . . I'm so far out of the loop I don't even know what loops look like.
HELP MEEEEEEE!!!! I'M SQUIIIISHED!!!
We're flying a spaceship into the Spaceport. Well, it's really a cardboard box. But we can pretend.
Oh, and someone somehow got stuck under the box. :P
ITTTTTSSS MEEEEE ROSSSIEEE!!!
._.
Well, we have to land first. Sorry. ;D
@Aimless Gallivanter are we there yet?
no it'll be two more months before we find land
Ah, thought we were close.
Sorry Rosie, you'll have to wait until we make land. ;D
What is this, a trip to Mars? :P
/me scratches head.
Captain Galli, can we land there?
/me points to a piece of paper with the word "land" written on it.
Have we landed yet?
How did I get on board mid-flight?
Vhy A Duck?
Hey, guys! *Climbs into the cardboard box*
Iz ziz a TARDIS?
Judging from the previous posts, I believe this is a spaceship.
Quote from: Lady Amber on March 29, 2017, 01:24:36 AM
Judging from the previous posts, I believe this is a spaceship.
(http://i.imgur.com/TinqJts.gif)
it's anything we want it to be, so long as we have plenty of markers.
can it be a temple to Quetzalcoatl where we sacrifice people
This is Quetzalcoatl.
Spoiler
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/aKIz-E_VXs0/maxresdefault.jpg)
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on March 29, 2017, 01:48:29 PM
it's anything we want it to be, so long as we have plenty of markers.
My kind of place ;D
*Brings in giant box of markers* Let's get to work!
*Draws dinosaurs in the walls*.
*Doodles a life-size version of myself*
*Draws Captain America's shield*
*Draws sword.*
Quote from: Lady Amber on March 29, 2017, 01:24:36 AM
Judging from the previous posts, I believe this is a spaceship.
Vhy cannae it be boz?
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on March 29, 2017, 01:48:29 PM
it's anything we want it to be, so long as we have plenty of markers.
Major! Dravz a TARDIS inzoide. Alright, vho vantz tae gae tae Gallifrey?