Funny posts collection

[Sebias of Redwall]

@Seb, it's from the topic "Camping in Bear-infested woods"

Ah. Okay, thanks!

[Jukka the Sling]

I am pleased that someone thought my ancient New Year's post was funny enough to put here.

Kinda, yeah.  I have a huge tendency to worry about things I've already done and can't change, especially because of what people might think about me as a result.  It drags me down.  Working retail has made me a bit better about this, because every day something awkward happens, and I have to learn to just let it go.  My overthinking is still a problem, though.  (For example, I've been worrying over a fanfic I posted months ago, because it really wasn't my best writing  -- it was way overwritten and possibly overdramatic -- and I don't know what people will think of me because of it.  In the end, I posted it because I stressed myself out so bad while writing it that I finally decided I had to either post it or lose my mind.)

TPBM worries a lot.

Clearly not as much as you.

This cracked me up.

[The Skarzs]

You people need help.

moist

You especially.

[Verdauga]

I don't know if this made it's way on here earlier, but if so, it deserves it again.

Grodussa sounds like Medusa's getto cousin.

She's got gold snake extensions.

[The Skarzs]

I don't even remember that. XD

[Verdauga]

Well, no wonder, when it's been six years since you joined

[Booklover]

*waffles*

Waffling on waffles, eh? Waffle apologists are liars, hmmm? Waffles is lies!?!?

[Verdauga]

You liked that reference?

[Tungro]

I don't know if this made it's way on here earlier, but if so, it deserves it again.

Grodussa sounds like Medusa's getto cousin.

She's got gold snake extensions.

LOL

[Russa Nodrey]

anyway, as to the thought that is (not) plaguing your minds; no, I will likely not be joining in.

Weak.

Hey, don't talk to my beloved honeybun like that!

Hush now, non-existent voice in my head, I must criticize fruit duck some more

[Kade Rivok]

 

[Verdauga]

Does your family know how to get to NZ cheap? 

We swim.

I
Loved
This.

[The Skarzs]

Russa has some clever quips.

[Booklover]

Russa has some clever quips.

Such as this (and some other parts of that topic):

@Booklover, thank you so much for choosing me to be your flower girl. It means a lot. There's been a slight change of plan, though. See, I went to personally pick up the flowers from the florist, but they weren't open. Thankfully, the hardware store next door was. *Pulls a chainsaw out of a shopping bag* So I'll be scattering power tools and nails instead.

[Russa Nodrey]

No, and remain 10 feet away from me at all times.

*Closes the distance with a skip and a twirl.*

*Can no longer look at Skarz in the same light*

We have different bulbs just for that.