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In which Sebias, One-Eye and Kade's fates are decided.

Started by shisteer of nothing much, April 24, 2020, 07:16:48 AM

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What should I give the wicked beasts for a bribe so they'll stop torturing me?

Nothing. Stay strong, Teer! You can put up with a bit of bad grammar. I believe in you!
Hah! You think anything will succeed in diverting us? Ignorant little fool! We will make you pay for your loyalty!
Hmmm... Gold and jewels. The world's largest diamond, perhaps? (Possibly large shares in the Federal Reserve?)
A magic bean or two should do the trick, so long as they're superstitious enough.
Castles, mansions, luxury homes equipped with spar pools and decorated by the best. (With a massive, personally owned golf course in the backyard)
Food.

Captain Wortshire

Might as well do this...

GO DARKRAI


DARKRAI USE DARK VOID ON TEER


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Dark Void puts the target(s) to sleep. It can only be used by Darkrai.
[close]
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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shisteer of nothing much

*snorts, spraying water, pokemon and Wortshire out* Buddy, when I decide to be overpowered, I don't do it by halves.
    I have a shiny thing! See?



And another shiny thing:



And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]

Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

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You just ignored the fact I just put you to sleep...

(all creatures have to sleep sometimes).

(plus, give an explanation how you removed the water from the inside of your lungs)

Anyways, there is one thing that you can't manipulate...

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TIME
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*mentally prepares to activate third pokeball*

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Don't make me call Squishy
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[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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[close]

Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 20, 2020, 01:39:37 PM
You just ignored the fact I just put you to sleep...

(all creatures have to sleep sometimes).

(plus, give an explanation how you removed the water from the inside of your lungs)

Anyways, there is one thing that you can't manipulate...

Spoiler
TIME
[close]

*mentally prepares to activate third pokeball*

Spoiler
Don't make me call Squishy
[close]
As I said, I don't do things by halves. I can and will manipulate time. I am unaffected by your childish antics.
    I have a shiny thing! See?



And another shiny thing:



And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]

Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 20, 2020, 09:43:26 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 20, 2020, 01:39:37 PM
You just ignored the fact I just put you to sleep...

(all creatures have to sleep sometimes).

(plus, give an explanation how you removed the water from the inside of your lungs)

Anyways, there is one thing that you can't manipulate...

Spoiler
TIME
[close]

*mentally prepares to activate third pokeball*

Spoiler
Don't make me call Squishy
[close]
As I said, I don't do things by halves. I can and will manipulate time. I am unaffected by your childish antics.

You probably wouldn't have mentioned your time manipulation powers if I didn't bring up the idea first.

As for me...


I always have a plan for every situation...

Your move.
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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[close]

shisteer of nothing much

It doesn't matter what you do, Wortshire. I am overpowered and, if I can't think of anything else to say, I'll just stare the fact that I'm unaffected and you won't be able to do anything about it. My powers of boringness are unrivalled by anybeast.
    I have a shiny thing! See?



And another shiny thing:



And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]

Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

THEN GAZE AND KNOW THE MEANING OF TRUE HORROR!

Disclaimer:

What you are about to see, cannot be unseen


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[close]
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

shisteer of nothing much

    I have a shiny thing! See?



And another shiny thing:



And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]

Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!