Welcome to President Ashleg's Government-Funded Emporium.
Summer is on the rise, so I'm selling Cwool Sunglassers (TM) so you Woodlanders an' vermin can protect your eyes.
COME AND GET SOME....
CWOOL SUNGLASSERS...
BEFORE THEY GO OUT OF STOCK FOREVER!
I would like a pair, good sir.
Would ya now?
You have any means to pay for that, Sir?
I have a shotgun, which is an universal form of currency.
*Hammers it*.
Look, it works!
*brandishes sunglassers like a weapon* IS THAT A THREAT TO YOUR PRESIDENT?
It is!
Guards! Take him to the guillotine!
Quote from: Ashleg on April 24, 2017, 08:52:37 PM
Guards! Take him to the guillotine!
I AM the guard.
Right, and I am your father.
Nobeast hired you.
*the AEFBI (Ashleg-Endorsed Federal Bureau of Investigation) storms in*
"PUT YER HAAAANDS UP, MISTER 'Sierra', IF THAT IS YOUR NAME!"
Actually, my name is Tokoyami.
But that doesn't have anything to do with anything!
*Snaps picture.*
This will look great on the Hourly Drama! "President Ashleg is a perpetrator! What happens to this man trying to buy Cwool Sunglassers with a shotgun will shock you".
"Tokoyami has been marched off to the gallows, President Sir!"
Good, good...
Hey, you!
Fiend with the camera!
Buzz off!
*Runs away.* The forum needs to know everything so their eyes can be opened!
DON'T PLAY THOSE GAMES, SKARZIE! THEY KNEW I WAS EVIL THE MOMENT THEY VOTED FOR ME!
So did the majority of Liberals with Trump.
That's not gonna stop me! My antipsuedofeminist mindset won't allow me to just shut up, so I'll continue to yell loudly via all caps text at people who don't support my views!
Hey I'd like to buy a pair of your cwool "sunglassers"
Those are not the actions of a hero, Mr President.
*hops up and down*
I am a hero! A HERO I say!
I...
You'd like to purchase a pair of my Cwool Sunglassers, Ashenwyte?
...'aight. That will be five gold coins.
"Cwool Sunglassers?" I think I'll just stick with plain sunglasses, thank you. 8)
*stamps on the ground*
Five gold coins? You can buy villages with five gold coins!
*Revs up chainaxe*
*revs up those friars*
what did the friars ever do to you you monster
Ha ha ha-*cough cough hack.*
THEY DIDN'T COOK WHAT I ASKED SO I COOKED THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Extra! Extra! President Assaults Friars Engaged in Respectful Civil Disobedience! Read all about it!
Vhat iz happenink?
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Russian Squirrel Attempts to Interfere with Legitimate Journalism!
Vhat? Vhere?
Fresh from the presses! Get the new headline! Russian Squirrel Denies Evidence Indicating She Interfered with the Free Press!
There is no free press.
*revs up friars*
but why would you make monks cook for you
Obviously he's having them make beer, not solid food.
i like beer
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 29, 2017, 01:54:49 AM
Obviously he's having them make beer, not solid food.
Was that a jab, son?
Monk-made beer is da best.
Obviously.
NOW WHO WANTS TO GIVE ME MONEY?
Queremos la cabeza, del presidente!
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 27, 2017, 07:29:09 PM
Fresh from the presses! Get the new headline! Russian Squirrel Denies Evidence Indicating She Interfered with the Free Press!
Ov courze I deniet it, it iz not true!