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Title: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on May 26, 2017, 12:05:18 AM
IS THIS CANADA PLACE AN ACTUAL THING OR IS IT FAKE???


OUR NEWS SUGGESTS THAT IT'S NOT REAL.


IN FACT IT'S A CONSPIRACY BY THE MEESE TO GET A LAND FOR THEIR OWN.




Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: James Gryphon on May 26, 2017, 12:34:31 AM
You mean that large land mass to the north of the United States?
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: LT Sandpaw on May 26, 2017, 12:56:13 AM

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on May 26, 2017, 12:05:18 AM
IS THIS CANADA PLACE AN ACTUAL THING OR IS IT FAKE???


OUR NEWS SUGGESTS THAT IT'S NOT REAL.


IN FACT IT'S A CONSPIRACY BY THE MEESE TO GET A LAND FOR THEIR OWN.

You! Are fake news.
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: Maudie on May 26, 2017, 01:00:35 AM
Canada isn't real because I've never been there.
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: The Skarzs on May 26, 2017, 01:21:10 AM
It's a gas giant. Duh.
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: Luftwaffles on May 26, 2017, 01:31:15 AM
Is it where they make the Maple Syrup?
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: NovaNocturne on May 26, 2017, 01:41:19 AM
You have caused me to have an existential crisis. XD
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: Matthias720 on May 26, 2017, 01:44:50 AM
It's a conspiracy! I know someone who's in on it too!
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on May 26, 2017, 01:46:52 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 26, 2017, 01:21:10 AM
It's a gas giant. Duh.

And yet they say Pluto isn't a planet. What a dadgum world!
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: Ashleg on May 26, 2017, 01:59:58 AM
Canada is a myth and you're fully aware of it.
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: The Skarzs on May 26, 2017, 06:13:31 AM
Yeah, it's the fairytale planet where the inhabitants live in igloos, ride polar bears, have beavers as pets, and their only food source is maple syrup, which springs out of the ground in fountains.
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: Jukka the Sling on May 26, 2017, 07:05:42 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/48/c8/42/48c842533a4295c69ad4b33f168e8258.jpg)
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on May 26, 2017, 08:40:50 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on May 26, 2017, 07:05:42 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/48/c8/42/48c842533a4295c69ad4b33f168e8258.jpg)
Nice photoshop cause EVERYONE KNOWS CANADIA IS FAKEE
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: Izeroth on May 27, 2017, 02:05:50 AM
 Canada is just a made-up name for East Alaska. It's like how people think true China Taiwan is a sovereign country when in reality it's a Japanese resort island, or that "Malaysia" and "Indonesia" are real places when they're actually just Colonial Singapore.
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: LT Sandpaw on May 27, 2017, 03:17:18 AM

Alaska is now the majority of the Union mainland guys, and its population has doubled from 10,000 to 20,000.

All hail the mighty-ish state.
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: Groddil on May 27, 2017, 03:41:31 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on May 27, 2017, 02:05:50 AM
or that "Malaysia" and "Indonesia" are real places when they're actually just Colonial Singapore.

Watch it, you. Those [rat-like] volcanic (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nauru) islands belong to us! (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_Island)
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: Izeroth on May 27, 2017, 04:02:39 AM
Quote from: Groddil on May 27, 2017, 03:41:31 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on May 27, 2017, 02:05:50 AM
or that "Malaysia" and "Indonesia" are real places when they're actually just Colonial Singapore.

Watch it, you. Those [rat-like] volcanic (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nauru) islands belong to us! (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_Island)

Would you really want to be responsible for  this (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krakatoa), though? Not to mention the local inhabitants... (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2b/ee/8d/2bee8d7732fd42d56e5e8384e346d184.jpg)
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: Groddil on May 27, 2017, 04:14:33 AM
Komodos? Hah, child's play.

We already have them. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goanna) They're a little smaller, but these buggers are fast. And they can climb.
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: alexandre on May 27, 2017, 06:59:42 AM
I DO NOT RESPECT THE ETHICS OR IDEALS OF ARGENTINIAN PHILOSOPHERS WHO DON'T OWN MORE THEN THREE ACRES OF LAND

I MEAN SERIOUSLY GUYS, ARGENTINA ISN'T EVEN A REAL COUNTRY

IF IT WAS IT WOULD BE CALLED CANADA
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: LT Sandpaw on May 27, 2017, 03:17:26 PM

Quote from: alexandre on May 27, 2017, 06:59:42 AM
I DO NOT RESPECT THE ETHICS OR IDEALS OF ARGENTINIAN PHILOSOPHERS WHO DON'T OWN MORE THEN THREE ACRES OF LAND

I MEAN SERIOUSLY GUYS, ARGENTINA ISN'T EVEN A REAL COUNTRY

IF IT WAS IT WOULD BE CALLED CANADA


It's actually just a part of Alaska, we've already established that Canada is just east Alaska, so Argentina would just be south Alaska.
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: Chipster of Noonvale on May 27, 2017, 09:39:05 PM
No.  Just...no.
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: Ashleg on May 27, 2017, 09:45:56 PM
I KNEW Chipster was a fraud!
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: Matthias720 on May 27, 2017, 09:53:51 PM
Chip was just a fig newton of our imagination.
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: MeadowR on May 28, 2017, 11:47:55 AM
Aww. Nice knowing you (at least in our minds), Chipster. :o
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: Ashleg on June 01, 2017, 02:24:34 AM
Chipster was just an imagination of our fignation.
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on August 16, 2020, 04:59:06 AM
Quote from: alexandre on May 27, 2017, 06:59:42 AM
I DO NOT RESPECT THE ETHICS OR IDEALS OF ARGENTINIAN PHILOSOPHERS WHO DON'T OWN MORE THEN THREE ACRES OF LAND

I MEAN SERIOUSLY GUYS, ARGENTINA ISN'T EVEN A REAL COUNTRY

IF IT WAS IT WOULD BE CALLED CANADA
Pfft! Nah! The REAL situation is that America is about as real as Trump's tan. The large land mass around about Canada is actually part of Australia.
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: Scott McLamok on August 16, 2020, 07:38:59 AM
No! It's called!
Spoiler
Disneyland
[close]
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 16, 2020, 08:22:49 AM
I've never been to Disneyland. It all makes sense now!
Title: Re: IS CANADA REAL
Post by: Scott McLamok on August 16, 2020, 08:36:52 AM
😮