The Girly Thread

[Verdauga]

If I get braids, you get the cleaver.

[lass of something much]

If you don't want Gimli braids, leave the thread while you can.

[Verdauga]

I don't have the hair to braid.

[Sebias of Redwall]

[lass of something much]

No? I'm still washing out the shampoo

I don't have the hair to braid.

Oh yes you do.

[shisteer of nothing much]

If I get braids, you get the cleaver.

Oh, come on, dear, you'd look fabulous!

[Verdauga]

No? I'm still washing out the shampoo

I don't have the hair to braid.

Oh yes you do.

No, I don't. Such has been tried.

If I get braids, you get the cleaver.

Oh, come on, dear, you'd look fabulous!

I'd look like a ripoff drwarf.

[lass of something much]

The best ripoff

*washes out the conditioner, then bends Seb out of the bath, and wraps a towel around him*
Go get changed in there, your outfit is by the heater. *locks Seb in the room*

[shisteer of nothing much]

No? I'm still washing out the shampoo

I don't have the hair to braid.

Oh yes you do.

No, I don't. Such has been tried.

If I get braids, you get the cleaver.

Oh, come on, dear, you'd look fabulous!

I'd look like a ripoff drwarf.

No you wouldn't! It would be adorable!

[lass of something much]

Mhm! 

[Kade Rivok]

Please.  I want to be PRETTY

[Sebias of Redwall]

Please.  I want to be PRETTY

Too late for you, I'm afraid. *Flicks hair* (I'm totally joking, btw, in case that wasn't obvious. XD)

The best ripoff

*washes out the conditioner, then bends Seb out of the bath, and wraps a towel around him*
Go get changed in there, your outfit is by the heater. *locks Seb in the room*

*Changes into clothes (What... what kind of clothes, on second thought?), but is still locked in the room*

[lass of something much]

*Makes hot coco* Seb, once you're done, tell me and you can have some hot coco.

Please.  I want to be PRETTY

Kade, you are pretty...

[Sebias of Redwall]

I guess I'm done... 

[lass of something much]

Alright. *Lets Seb out and gives him a mug of hot coco*