1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Lady Amber]

942. Yell out that there's an infectious disease spreading throughout the store and that everyone should leave.

[Jukka the Sling]

943:  Put on a white nightgown (preferably with some fake dirt or blood or something grungy on it), wet your hair (if it's long), drape your wet hair over your face, and slip around to different aisles.  Just stand there, motionless, with your head bowed, until people turn around and see you.

[Delthion]

944. Eat someone.

[Lady Amber]

945. Steal people's shopping carts.

[Delthion]

946. Steal people's shopping carts then eat them.

[Rosie Willowwater]

947. Eat all the food

[Delthion]

948. Play dominoes with the store shelves.

[Ashleg]

949. Start spilling all the water in the store.

[Delthion]

950. Start cleaning the floors with your tongue.

[Ashleg]

951. Start cleaning the floors with a stranger's tongue.

[Delthion]

952. Start drinking out of the skulls of your enemies.

[Ashleg]

953. Vandalism.

[Delthion]

954. Vandalism of the customers.

[Ashleg]

955. Chugging syrup in front of the manager.

[Delthion]

956. Chugging the blood of the manager in front of the syrup.