Insane Asylum.

Cornflower MM · July 22, 2015, 03:27:20 AM

Quote from: The Skarzs on July 20, 2015, 12:24:13 AM
Russa. . . please stop playing with your pillow fluff. You're not a baker.

Now that everyone has had their cookies, I would like to alert you of my announcement. Inside those cookies were nanites designed to track, stimulate, help cure, and alert me of your psychological problems. Don't worry, the nanites will dissolve in a few days; just enough time to gather information and bring you all further towards curing.

You're welcome! *Decides to eat cookie* Wait. . . . If I eat a cookie, will you thro wme back in a cell? *Hands cookie to Iz*

Oh, and Russa, dear? Sorry, but the nanites won;t leave you that way.

The Skarzs · July 22, 2015, 04:46:55 AM

No, but I can monitor us all if you want.

Cornflower MM · July 22, 2015, 05:07:20 AM

Quote from: The Skarzs on July 22, 2015, 04:46:55 AM
No, but I can monitor us all if you want.

Okay, I just wanted to know if I was going to get locked up again. I reaaaally don't like cells.

Lady Ashenwyte · July 22, 2015, 07:07:25 AM

I vould like to become cooke.

Lady Amber · July 22, 2015, 08:02:04 PM

Have you guys noticed that this topic has 217 pages?

Faiyloe · July 22, 2015, 09:56:58 PM

Cool.

Cornflower MM · July 23, 2015, 01:41:55 AM

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on July 22, 2015, 07:07:25 AM
I vould like to become cooke.

. . . . . . You can be Russa's assistant, if Skar and Faiy agree. You can be the one in charge of cleaning the dishes. And also the bathrooms. Still wanna be cook?

Faiyloe · July 23, 2015, 01:46:47 AM

You can be a kitchen assistant if you behave and do everything that corn me or Skarzs tell you to do. If you step out of line we will kick you out or throw you in a cell.

Cornflower MM · July 23, 2015, 01:50:06 AM

Quote from: Faiyloe on July 23, 2015, 01:46:47 AM
You can be a kitchen assistant if you behave and do everything that corn me or Skarzs tell you to do. If you step out of line we will kick you out or throw you in a cell.

Sounds fair to me. Then again, I'm a bit higher on the totem pole.

Delthion · July 23, 2015, 03:37:20 AM

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on July 22, 2015, 07:07:25 AM
I vould like to become a cookie.

Me too!

Cornflower MM · July 23, 2015, 04:33:00 AM

NO.

Izeroth · July 23, 2015, 04:34:31 AM

I refuse to eat any cookies! I'd rather starve to death than be tracked!

Cornflower MM · July 23, 2015, 04:41:20 AM

Hey, Skar, Iz won't eat his cookie! I'm offended!

Izeroth · July 23, 2015, 05:01:06 AM

Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 23, 2015, 04:41:20 AM
Hey, Skar, Iz won't eat his cookie! I'm offended!

Don't take it personally, but I just have very little trust in someone who would volunteer to be the asylum's cook. All the sane people around here have been forced to do their jobs.

The Skarzs · July 23, 2015, 05:13:50 AM

*Injects Izeroth with sterile and perfectly safe syringe.* There. You don't have to have that mean old cookie now.

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