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Started by Matthias720, March 20, 2012, 08:07:14 PM

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James Gryphon

Granted, but now that's the only word you can write. Whenever you try to put any other word to paper, your hand freezes up. With this inability to ever sign your name to paper, you are forced to change your name to "Faster Faster Faster", which makes you completely unemployable, and puts you through a world of hassle any time you have to do anything with the government or police.

I wish that I never had and never would make any mistakes or do anything wrong.
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Skyblade

Granted. You become a perfect human, which is a breach of reality, and thus you cease to exist.

I wish I could relive any of my memories perfectly in my head.

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Groddil

Granted! But doing so requires you to chop off a limb per memory. Once you are out of limbs, your heart explodes if you try reliving any more. If you survive THAT, reliving another memory will wipe them all from your brain.

I wish I could actually write ~1500 words in ~70 minutes.

James Gryphon

Granted. Your teacher is more curious than furious as to why you turned in an assignment with the words "Ti The thee thou" repeated 375 times. They still fail you, though.

I wish that I did schoolwork at other times besides right before the deadline.
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Hickory

Granted, you do it all after the deadline and fail your classes.

I wish i had the courage to tell my crush that i like her.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Groddil

So do I buddy, so do I. Which is why I'm granting your wish by letting you become ME!!1! After finally freeing up your (my) schedule, you accomplish your goal to a great result. Of course, you're also trapped in the body of a freakish Australian you know also nothing about. Your puny British-American psyche cannot cope with the dangerous wasteland that is Australia, and you die 5 minutes after asking out "your" crush, after being bitten by a random snake in the middle of the street.

I wish that I wished that I wished that my original wish came true.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Granted. Ze original forum comez back up. (Zat vaz yer original vizh in ziz zread)

Ah vizh fer ye tae nae grant me vizh.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

James Gryphon

You instantly die.

I wish that people would never post questions attempting to "break" the game.
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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Granted. Ze game breakz o' it'z ovn accord.

Ah vizh fer Fizh.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

NathanBros

Granted, bazinga.

I wish @HeadInAnotherGalaxy language could be understood by those who don't have english as a primary language.
"I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want."
My Mario blog (Portuguese): Jogos do Mario .

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Ja, aber est ist in Deutsch.

Ah vizh fer more Fizh.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

alexandre

Spoiler
I don't know exactly what you are saying so I'll take my best guess:

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You wish for more fish?

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Granted
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Your home falls into the ocean and you live with the fishes.
[close]
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You want for Fizz?

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Granted
[close]
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You drink to much soda, so the fizz disintegrates your teeth and you are forced to eat mashed potatoes and apple sauce for the rest of your life.
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Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

               ~ John Denver

And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

                ~ John Prine

James Gryphon

Granted. Everybody dies. You get to watch, fully aware that you go last, and that it's all your fault.

I wish this stupid code worked.
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alexandre

Granted

It works very well for three seconds while you are not looking, then explodes.


I wish I didn't have to sleep
Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

               ~ John Denver

And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

                ~ John Prine

Amarith Waterspring

Granted. You feel so jittery from pent up energy and can't focus on anything.

I wish I would have a wish granted without anyone dying.
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.