-There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.
So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish; Douglas Adams
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. . . I still want to know what the point of this topic is. . . :P
Me too. I am confoozled.
Why, that's easy! Tis that it has no point, or rather that we've forgot it.
Then this topic will die very quickly.
So teillä oli hauskaa.
...Unlezz ve keep it aloive.
Oyster.
Clam.
Follow These Steps
Boil water and add salt. Pour water (for every cup of rice, use 1 3/4 cups of water) into a large saucepan with a tight-fitting lid. ...
Pour in rice. Add it to the boiling water.
Stir once, or just enough to separate the rice. ...
Cover the pot and simmer. ...
Fluff rice with a fork.
*Sits on the floor*
So...
I said,,,, FLUFF RICE WITH A FORK!
*Fluffs rice*
Good.
Thanks. *Eats the rice*
NEIN!
YOU MUST NOT EAT THE RICE.
THE RICE IS TAINTED WITH REMNANTS OF THE BLACK PLAGUE!
*Screams* *Accidentally spits out the rice on Ash's face* *Washes tongue off*
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Aarrghh!
*gathers rice from off my face and throws it at the back of Russa's head as she's distracted with her tongue*
FOR MOTHER GOTHEL AND ALL OTHER VICTIMS OF THE PLAGUE!
Aaah!!! *Cleans rice off the back of my head*
*Draws plastic fork* AYE, FOR PLAGUE VICTIMS!!!
*Pushes Russa over with a finger.* Aaaaand you're dead!
*grabs plastic fork from Russa's lifeless finger*
I SHALL AVENGE HER WIH HER WEAPON
COME AT ME, SKARZIE!
Oh no. My only weakness. Help me. Oh help.
There's nothing that can help you now.
*Is dead*
Poor Russa.
Indeed, I am very poor.
*Throws Russa some coins*
*Collects the coins* *Goes back to being dead*
*Covers Russa with a sheet* We shall mourn the passing of this brave soul.
*Is crying under my sheet* Yes, I was so brave.
Stop contaminating everything.
*takes the sheet from Russa and brings it to the dry cleaners*
*Still crying* :'(
*Buries Russa's dead body*
*Is smothering under the dirt* I didn't think it would end this way.
It's okay.
*Nukes the grave*
'ov intereztin' iz ze direction a topic vizoot a point gaez...
Much like the most random thread ever, and lock this topic. . .
Russia Nodrey.
Russia.
Hello?
Anybeazt 'ome?
'Ello?
Shhh, the dead speak to me.
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Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 18, 2017, 06:53:08 PM
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This kills me
Cause like
That's actually how people speak where I'm from
And how I speak when I get nervous or flustered