Finally we can join these two together in holy matrimony. *blows nose*
*Changes topic title for stealing my originality. Also eats both Ash and Leg and Ashleg.*
You ate me three times.
Have fun with the stomach ache.
I've never become sick with human or otherwise flesh!
That would be pine marten flesh and I had just rolled in poison
Poison to which I have developed immunity to in preparation for this moment. ;D
There is no hope to get around your powerplaying. :P
None. ;D
But I had rolled in an anti-immunity elixir right after rolling in the poison, thus rendering your shield useless.
Unfortunately, I had switched that elixir for water while you weren't looking. ;D
But I had switched it for water before you switched it and thus you gave me the elixir. ;)
But I had hypnotized you before that so you only think that you switch what I switched! ;D
This is why it's not fun to mess around in the Cellars.
But I had closed my eyes and didn't get hypnotized by you!
But I hypnotized you using sound!
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 04, 2017, 06:10:52 AM
This is why it's not fun to mess around in the Cellars.
^^^^^^^
. . Also that.
I oppose this marriage!
Leg doesn't actually love Ash
*Le gasp*
No.
Leg does love Ash.
Don't put words into his mouth.
He's not putting words into his mouth, he's taking words out of it.
Don't take words out of his mouth.
Congrats to Ash and Leg!! ;D
Ash and Leg invite you to be a bridesmaid!
Omgggg! What an honour; I'd be delighted! ;D
Yes!!!
I object to this union.
^^
Why do you object? :o
It says on the invitation that if you object, you will be forcefully removed from the wedding.
But it must be said!
Ash is still in a relationship with fire!
Ash was never in a relationship with fire.
Ash is the child of Fire, and since Fire and Ice are siblings, and since Ice froze Leg becoming one flesh, then this union is unholy! ;D
Ash is actually a tree, not the ash of when something burns.
Therefore, your argument is invalid.
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If you burn somebody, that is murder and I'll have you arrested.
I hate to break it to you but a tree is not a somebody. ;D
A sentinent tree is.
Those are called Ents or oh, what was the term in Lord of the Rings for the sentient trees? Huorons? Something like that. But a simple tree is not a somebody. ;D
Your argument is invalid.
My point was he could be both ash and ash.
A very good point master Troll! ;D
"Master", hah. My tail.
How dare you. I take your tail and raise you a toe.
I call!
I bite my thumb at you, Sir!!!!
I see your thumb biting and raise you a nail!
I bitre your thumb off, nail and all!
DO YOU QUARREL, SIR?!
I bite your hand off!
The arm is now gone too!
So is the multiverse!!! ;D
Alas I still have three other limbs! I challenge you to a duel!
Fine!
Draw your sword!
Quote from: Delthion on May 17, 2017, 04:37:13 AM
So is the multiverse!!! ;D
(I thought you would just eat him whole but okay.)
He must leave me alive to eat him, so whoever eats the other first wins!
*revs up those friars*