*Starts setting up a tent*
*gathers some firewood and starts piling them to make a huge bonfire*
*rolls out sleeping bag*
Bears? Oh God... You must mean Dropbears. Watch the skies...
/me straps on traditional German helmet with a spike on top.
/me straps a traditional orange traffic cone to his head.
CAMPING?
DON'T FORGET YOUR SEA-BEAR CIRCLE!
*puts on a Sea-Bear costume and roars*
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y235/stj0809/Spongebob/Squidward4.jpg)
*sits in tent*
Sounds like a bad idea.
OR A DELICIOUS ONE, I CAN'T DECIDE.
Quote from: Ashleg on May 16, 2017, 01:29:38 AM
/me straps a traditional orange traffic cone to his head.
WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUNNY
*Is generally oblivious*.
*Sneaks up on Sierra and throws a blanket on his head*
Muahahaha! I'm so evil right? ;D
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on May 16, 2017, 04:02:59 AM
*Sneaks up on Sierra and throws a blanket on his head*
Muahahaha! I'm so evil right? ;D
You the worst ;D
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on May 16, 2017, 03:18:17 AM
Quote from: Ashleg on May 16, 2017, 01:29:38 AM
/me straps a traditional orange traffic cone to his head.
WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUNNY
YOU FIND IT FUNNY BECAUSE I AM JUST HEEL-ARIOUS!
*Sets up Hobbit Hole looking tent and starts making a pillow fort*
EVERY THREAD YOU APPEAR IN, GONFF,
IT'S THE HOBBIT HOLE
WHAT IS UP WITH THAT DANG HOBBIT HOLE
When I opened this thread I expected a parody of "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening."
"Whose woods these are I think I know,
They will eat me and my big toe!" ;D
Quote from: Ashleg on May 16, 2017, 04:42:35 AM
EVERY THREAD YOU APPEAR IN, GONFF,
IT'S THE HOBBIT HOLE
WHAT IS UP WITH THAT DANG HOBBIT HOLE
It is my Hobbit Hole. I'ma Hobbit. Gotta have one.
Quote from: Delthion on May 16, 2017, 04:48:24 AM
When I opened this thread I expected a parody of "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening."
"Whose woods these are I think I know,
They will eat me and my big toe!" ;D
I will certainly make a fine meal don't fear,
For I'm topped with salt and oregano.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on May 16, 2017, 04:58:09 AM
Quote from: Delthion on May 16, 2017, 04:48:24 AM
When I opened this thread I expected a parody of "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening."
"Whose woods these are I think I know,
They will eat me and my big toe!" ;D
I will certainly make a fine meal don't fear,
For I'm topped with salt and oregano.
Quote from: Ashleg on May 16, 2017, 04:42:35 AM
EVERY THREAD YOU APPEAR IN, GONFF,
WHAT IS UP WITH THAT DANG HOBBIT HOLE
That's Hobbitlicious.
SIBERIAN BEAR DUEL TIME COMRADES
HERE HAVE SOME VODKAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Is a bear*
FIGHT ME DMITRI
Grawf. Grarr. Urgh. Raaaaagh.
aaaagh the fearsome English Bear ruuuuuuun
I am imagining a bear with a mustache, top hat, and monocle drinking tea, and this
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on May 16, 2017, 04:26:29 PM
Grawf. Grarr. Urgh. Raaaaagh.
is actually an intelligent conversation in bear talk.
Camping pop quiz!
This little bastard...
(http://wombatstories.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/goanna.jpg)
...appears in your tent. What do you do?
Turn over and continue sleeping
Stick a skewer through its mouth and out its tail and hang it up while you start a fire to cook it with.
Rosie, you're DEAD, because you just got gangrene from a scratch.
Skarzs, you get to live another day, and you won't go hungry.
I would freak out and get it out of the tent immediately; I don't even know what that thing is, I just wouldn't want some freaky lizard thing in my tent.
*Breaks out marshmallows and skewers* Who wants to roast marshmallows?
Amber, you're dead too. The Goanna would scratch you long before you managed to get past it and out of the tent.
Quote from: Lady Amber on May 17, 2017, 02:32:45 AM
I would freak out and get it out of the tent immediately; I don't even know what that thing is, I just wouldn't want some freaky lizard thing in my tent.
*Breaks out marshmallows and skewers* Who wants to roast marshmallows?
Meeeee! *runs over to Amber*
Quote from: Groddil on May 17, 2017, 02:34:52 AM
Amber, you're dead too. The Goanna would scratch you long before you managed to get past it and out of the tent.
No, I would get
it out of the tent, not myself. Like with a shovel or something.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on May 17, 2017, 02:36:30 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on May 17, 2017, 02:32:45 AM
I would freak out and get it out of the tent immediately; I don't even know what that thing is, I just wouldn't want some freaky lizard thing in my tent.
*Breaks out marshmallows and skewers* Who wants to roast marshmallows?
Meeeee! *runs over to Amber*
Yay! Here's the bag. *Holds out bag of marshmallows along with a fistful of skewers to put them on*
*Eats all of the marshmallows "by accident"*
Oops...
Don't worry, I have another bag! *Gets other bag and roasts marshmallows for myself*
Quote from: Ashleg on May 16, 2017, 02:58:10 PM
That's Hobbitlicious.
Indeed
Quote from: Groddil on May 17, 2017, 01:36:09 AM
Camping pop quiz!
This little [fox]...
(http://wombatstories.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/goanna.jpg)
...appears in your tent. What do you do?
I'd first try to get out of Australia, then maybe go with a shotgun or two.
*Bursts out laughing.*
Quote from: Groddil on May 17, 2017, 01:36:09 AM
Camping pop quiz!
This little [fox]...
(http://wombatstories.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/goanna.jpg)
...appears in your tent. What do you do?
Feed it. I love giant reptiles.
Sorry, but you're all DEAD!
Amber, if you try to move it, it's tail'll whip whatever you're holding out of your hands. Then it'll scratch you.
Gonff, your plan is flawed on the concept that there's no way you're getting a shotgun as a non-resident, so you're dead too.
Ashleg, you fed it... With your flesh. It ripped your hand off the second you got near it. You're dead too.
I USE THE POWER OF MUSCLES TO DESTROY IT IN ONE SECOND
I thought that looked like a monitor. . . Nice.
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 17, 2017, 01:13:47 AM
I am imagining a bear with a mustache, top hat, and monocle drinking tea, and this
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on May 16, 2017, 04:26:29 PM
Grawf. Grarr. Urgh. Raaaaagh.
is actually an intelligent conversation in bear talk.
Rawg. Arrrrr. Urf. Rah. Graww. Raaaa. Awg.
*Is sleeping using log as a pillow* *Cracks eye open and glares at the bear* Keep it down, would you? M'tryna sleep.
speaking of moniters!! have y'all seen the peach throat monitor?? theyre super cool
Ach, Campin'. Major juzt az lang az-
...Ach.....Vell zere gaez av ze food... *Ze Antz continue runnin' off viz av ze food from ze camp...Zaid food iz zen voraciouzly eaten, folloved by innumerable tiny burpz*
*Accidently starts a forest fire*
*Grabs marshmallows to protect them from the forest fire*
*Ze Antz zteal ze Marzhmallovz und run off*
What ants? They're probably all dead from the forest fire!
*Ze Antz come runnin' pazt viz fire-extinguizherz und firefighter zuitz*
Wha...?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 19, 2017, 02:22:19 AM
*Ze Antz come runnin' pazt viz fire-extinguizherz und firefighter zuitz*
*Fire Ants begin running rampant cackling with glee at their created destruction.*
/me releases wild water ants to combat the fire ants.
TSUUUUUUUNAMIIIII!
*Releases Electro-Ants to combat the wild water ants.*
*Runs away*
/me throws Net Ants over Amber to prevent her from running.
...
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on May 20, 2017, 02:02:36 AM
/me unleashes horde of anteaters that devour all ants in this thread.
Thankee!
*Covers Anteaters in Anteater acid which frees the ants and is harmless to them!* ;D
The ants roam wild!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah.
*Climbs tree to get away from the ants*
/me brings out Carpenter Ants that eat the tree.
*Carpenter ants make a nice bookshelf out of the tree*
*Kills the carpenter ants*
What did those ants ever do to you?
*Uses fire-bending to make ash of the devilish insects...*
🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
Well y'all are just rude.
My mother was in the hospital for two weeks because of ants... -_-
I got stung by a wasp that looked like an ant. The ants did nothing.
All that is left of the ants is their nice bookshelf from 2017. :'(
*Stomps on the ashes...*
"Good, now we can get back to camping..."
*Smashes the bookshelf*
😠Disrespect.
*had already borrowed all the books*
Well, at least there is still some light in the world...*Glares at WT...*
And now they're dead, so what's the big deal?
D:
;D
8 (
Well, there's still bears about, right?
I suppose...
Be on the lookout for drop bears.
*Wears a knife on his head*
*Le gasp.* A unicorn!
*Gasp* It's beautiful...
(https://cdn.thisiswhyimbroke.com/images/inflatable-unicorn-horn-for-cats-300x250.jpg)
O.O
That's a real photo.
I just got it from oggoel
Less beautiful by far.
Less beautiful than what?
Quote from: WorshipTiria on July 07, 2021, 06:04:52 PM
*Wears a knife on his head*
Quote from: WorshipTiria on July 21, 2021, 05:56:08 PM
(https://cdn.thisiswhyimbroke.com/images/inflatable-unicorn-horn-for-cats-300x250.jpg)
What is less beautiful than what though.
Knife.
*Pat, pat* ^-^
Ouch.
*Bandages Russa's paw to her head.* Goodness gracious, that's quite the wound.
I can't see.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on July 21, 2021, 05:56:08 PM
(https://cdn.thisiswhyimbroke.com/images/inflatable-unicorn-horn-for-cats-300x250.jpg)
A Unicat!
Why thank you.
You're very welcome ^_^ *Continues bandaging.*
Ze Coo gaez Moo ze noo.
'That's not my cow!'
Geez, don't have a cow.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/Mdz4bVc1uRREL_osiQ1ARe7KaRS_EVYTdwwADV25AP_GWt6P0vIqnO7gL7qyo6cc9IUq_eBlx740ZsRGALmJK4ESk-DRV-Y4q53L6bk)
Luckily I can't see that image.
https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1987/05/26
Zorry, Ah couldnae foind a vay tae pozt ze actual comic. 'ere'z ze link.
You want to go skateboards?